diff --git a/changelog b/changelog index 2185ee4..ccd81c3 100644 --- a/changelog +++ b/changelog @@ -2,6 +2,174 @@ TbaMUD is currently being developed by The Builder Academy. If you need any help, find any bugs, or have ideas for improvement please stop by TBA at telnet://tbamud.com:9091 or email rumble@tbamud.com --Rumble +tbaMUD 3.56 +[Apr 07 2008] - Rumble + Fixed typos in lib/misc/messages and socials.new +[Apr 04 2008] - jeremyosborne + Minor Bugfix: All game configuration settings now reference the world config +structure, not the individual config variables found in config.c. +[Mar 22 2008] - Rumble + Added lib/world/qst/ directory, index, index.mini, and 0.qst. +[Mar 08 2008] - jeremyosborne + Bugfix: the include directory (for .h files) is now referenced correctly in +the depend statement. + Deletion: listrent.c removed as a separate utility. +[Mar 07 2008] - jeremyosborne + Enhancement: utils/ Makefile will now use a depends file, and looks for +dependencies in the ../ directory (shrinks the necessary information to make +each utility). +[Mar 06 2008] - Rumble + Made TBA specific changes. do_cheat, removed help level checking, and +advance to level 32 (these will be removed for releases). +[Mar 05 2008] - jeremyosborne + Minor Update: Changed header of Makefile.in to read 'tbaMUD' and also added +in attribution for the changes. (Thanks seqwith.) +[Mar 05 2008] - jeremyosborne + Changed Makefile.in to use glob expressions when building the objects. This +translates into no longer a need to update Makefile.in whenever a new .c file +is added to the mud code. Other Makefile.* have not yet been changed (and +need review, anyway). + All CXREF cruft left in Makefile.in has been removed. tbaMUD is now using +Doxygen. Technically, CXREF provides a bit more auto-documentation than Doxygen +does, however the tbaMUD (and legacy circle code) has never been marked-up with +the special CXREF codes required to effectively use the program. Since Doxygen +is easier to use, and provides almost as much functionality as CXREF, CXREF +support has been dropped. + Bug Fix: asciiflag_conv* functions now can handle a negative numeric value. + Bug fix/enhancement: Charmed mobs (specifically charmed mobs with a ->master) +will no longer attempt to wander off. + Based on the compiler warning about mag_materials being an unused function, +and the clone spell being unused. + Bug fix: Clone can now be cast. It is an 'ignore' target spell. + Fix and Modification: Clone, being an effectively unused spell that is only +used by mortal Magic Users at level 30, is now implemented as very simple +example of how to use mag_materials(). The item required by mag_materials is +vnum 161, which in stock tbaMUD is some sacrificial entrails. + Bug Fix for "Did you mean:" including DG commands. + Bug Fix: do_simple_move slightly rewritten to handle Leave triggers that +purge a door. + Documentation: do_simple_move documented. +[Mar 01 2008] - Laoris + Trial run of columnizer function on commands list to see how people like it. +[Feb 26 2008] - jeremyosborne + asciimap, an in game automap, along with a couple of minor bug fixes to do +with the automap, patched in (Thanks Jamdog). +[Feb 22 2008] - jeremyosborne + Minor update: Relocate local variable declaration to the top of ACMD(do_help) + Checked in the following placeholders for do_gen_tog: +#define SCMD_AUTOLOOT 24 +#define SCMD_AUTOGOLD 25 +#define SCMD_AUTOSPLIT 26 +#define SCMD_AUTOSAC 27 +#define SCMD_AUTOASSIST 28 + The Autoquest patch, along with a couple of minor bug fixes, has been +integrated into tbaMUD. (Thanks Jamdog, Kenneth Ray and Morgaelin.) +[Feb 22 2008] - jeremyosborne + Casted NOWHERE, NOTHING, NOBODY and NOFLAG as IDXTYPE for the signed short +int index types. +[Feb 18 2008] - jeremyosborne + Added a new atoidx() conversion function for dealing with string to IDXTYPE +conversions (in utils.c, prototype exported through utils.h). + Added IDXTYPE_MIN and IDXTYPE_MAX defines (in structs.h). + Replaced atoi references with atoidx in do_oasis_zedit (in zedit.c). + Since general olc editing are automatically saved to disk, 'shutdown reboot' +has been changed to not-autosave by default. (Small change made to do_shutdown +in act.wizard.c). + struct attack_hit_type moved to fight.h + attack_hit_text exported through fight.h +[Feb 17 2008] - jeremyosborne + do_file heads or tails files correctly and has also been enhanced to return +file info (act.wizard.c). + Defines made for common log files created by autorun, and those used by +do_file (db.h). + utility functions added: file_head(), file_tail(), file_sizeof(), and +file_numlines() (defined utils.c and exported through utils.h). +[Feb 16 2008] - Rumble + Fixed export command. (thanks Kyle) +[Feb 15 2008] - jeremyosborne + Files are now tagged as executable. Should be able to be checked out from +subversion and executed without running chmod. +[Feb 14 2008] - Rumble + Fixed strcat() writing out of bounds in cedit.c since strdup() only malloc() +strlen(str)+1 bytes. (thanks Buggo) and moved attack_hit_text back. + Fixed direction mapping to give readable directions instead of sub commands. +[Feb 13 2008] - jeremyosborne + Event queue function definitions, global variables and defines doxygenated. +[Feb 12 2008] - Rumble + Updated levels command to use an arg/range and added color parsing to +greetings. (thanks Jamdog) +[Feb 11 2008] - jeremyosborne + Doxygen comments completed for weather.c +[Feb 10 2008] - Rumble + Corrected several 64-bit warnings. (thanks Buggo) + Added get_flag_by_name allowing for new trigedit variable checks like +%actor.pref(FLAG)% checks. (thanks Jamdog) +[Feb 09 2008] - jeremyosborne + COMPLETE: tbaMUD code re-org of global and local scope function and variable +declarations. There may be a few things that I did not catch (some non extern +keyword declarations of function prototypes within other functions, for +example). + BUG FIX: Unused functions encrypt_hex() and decrypt_hex() removed from mail.c +[Feb 05 2008] - jeremyosborne + Continued clean-up of 'extern' references to functions and variables. + BUG UNCOVERED: set_title() in class.c incorrectly handles the const nature of +the char * returned from title_female and title_male. + More work on mud clean-up. + New file: spec_procs.h created to house the legacy special procedures +(spec_procs.c and castle.c) and special feature assignment in general. + Minor Bugfix: Fixed parse error in mobact.c + Minor Bugfix: act.h is now included in all of the act functions. Forgot to do +that the first time :( + Additions: ban.h has been added as the external entry point into the ban.c +globals and functions. Files needing ban.h have been updated. +[Feb 04 2008] - jeremyosborne + All act*.c functions, defines and globals have been prototyped/declared in +act.h. The file act.h does not contain every ACMD, only those ACMDs and +utility functions available within the act*.c files. + Changed the 'struct queue' to 'struct dg_queue' to avoid namespace conflicts. +[Feb 04 2008] - Rumble + Fixed the last few flags missed for the 128 bit conversion. + Fixed run_autowiz which ran twice on advancement. +[Feb 04 2008] - Laoris + Adding a column formatter for lists. Accepts printf-like arguments. +Only used by medit right now. +[Feb 03 2008] - jeremyosborne + act.h created and added. This header will be the external entry point for the +functions, function subcommands and variables within the act*.c files. It is +not designed to be the entry point for all ACMD functions. +[Feb 02 2008] - jeremyosborne + Marking all file scope functions as 'static' + Reorganization of the global variables and functions. +[Jan 31 2008] - jeremyosborne + Protected the conf.h.* system config files from multiple calls. + Removed extraneous references to TRUE / FALSE and YES / NO defines. + BUGFIX: NUM_POSITIONS set to 8 (was incorrectly set to 15 before) + Migrated NUM_* settings from oasis.h to more appropriate locations near where +they are defined. (For Example: NUM_POSITIONS moved to structs.h next to the +POSITION_* defines.) + Added Appendix A - Coder Support. Right now, it simply speaks to the fact that +we have included doxygen config files, are working to document the source code, +and provides a rudimentary "do this" guide to create the doxygen cross +references. +[Jan 30 2008] - jeremyosborne + All .h files now have doxygen recognized headers, and the format is slightly +altered to ease editing of headers. + Protected all .h files from multiple calls. (Standard format is #ifndef _HEADE +R_H_ #define _HEADER_H_ .... #endif) +[Jan 29 2008] - jeremyosborne + constants.h, structs.h and utils.h now protected from multiple includes. This +is sometimes overkill, but good practice overall. + Updated documentation for constants.c and constants.h. + The standard Doxygen configuration doxyfiles (config files) for tbaMUD. One +is to be used with the Graphviz DOT (dox_withGraphs), one is designed to be +used if Graphviz is not available. + Minor document correction in struct dex_app_tpe. +[Jan 28 2008] - jeremyosborne + *bugfix* do_drink command: When a container is empty, the correct, "It is +empty." message is now displayed. + Merging changes to trunk for: utils.h, utils.c and structs.h doxygen comments + Adding file dox_withGraphs.doxyfile + tbaMUD 3.55 [Jan 17 2008] - Rumble Updated files for 3.55 release. @@ -110,6 +278,7 @@ Increased the size of a mail message from 4k to 8k. [Aug 17 2007] - Rumble 128 bit fixes: pfile conversion, world sector conversion, and player flags. (thanks Jamdog) Added stop_fighting calls in do_flee to fix stock bug. (thanks Juras) + tbaMUD 3.53 [Jul 01 2007] - Rumble Added run_autowiz to do_cheat. (thanks Fizban) @@ -151,6 +320,7 @@ tbaMUD 3.53 Fixed nogos/nowiz from flagging everyone in who. Fixed numerous SYSERR's where mobs were using player only specials. Added 128 bits patch by Niese Petersen with numerous updates and fixes. + tbaMUD 3.52 [Apr 14 2007] - Rumble IP's only visible to LVL_GOD and above now for the paranoid people out there. @@ -469,9 +639,11 @@ CircleMUD 3.5 - Added buildwalk and dig. Release history: +Version 3.56 release: January, 2008 +Version 3.55 release: January, 2008 Version 3.54 release: December, 2007 Version 3.53 release: July, 2007 Version 3.52 release: April, 2007 Version 3.51 release: February, 2007 Version 3.5 release: December, 2006 -See releases.txt +See releases.txt for a full release history. diff --git a/lib/misc/messages b/lib/misc/messages index 3e1d8fd..f161a0f 100644 --- a/lib/misc/messages +++ b/lib/misc/messages @@ -1,886 +1,886 @@ -* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and -* are ignored. Comments can only be between records, not within them. -* -* This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, skills -* (such as kick and backstab), failed spells, and weapon messages for -* misses and death blows. -* -* All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message'). -* The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h), -* then the messages (one per line): -* Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) -* Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) -* Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers) -* God message (damager, damagee, onlookers) -* -* All messages must be contained in one line. They will be sent through -* act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will -* automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed. '#' can -* be substituted for a message if none should be printed. Note however -* that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each -* record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it. - -*************************************************************************** -* Offensive Spells * -*************************************************************************** - -* Burning Hands -M - 5 -You have burned $N to death! -You have been burned to death by $n! -$n has burned $N to death! -You miss $N with your burning hands. -$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses! -$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes! -You burn $N with your hot little hands! -You cry out in pain as $n grabs you with burning hands! -$N cries out as $n burns $M! -Your attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY!!! -The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you. -Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N. - -* Call Lightning -M - 6 -Your lightning bolt kills $N! -You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n! -The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n! -Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser! -The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning! -$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n! -You hit $N with your lightning, bullseye! -You are hit by lightning sent by $n, OUCH! -$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M! -$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE!!! -You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games... -$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture. - -* Chill Touch -M - 8 -You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave... -You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more -- R.I.P. -$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it? -The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N! -You dodge $n and $s chill touch! -$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N! -You chill $N! -You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you! -$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively! -Are you trying to chill $N? -- what a joke!! -$n tries to chill you, what a laugh... -$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly! - -* Color Spray -M - 10 -YOU KILLED $N!!! -- don't you feel ashamed... -Your head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts! -$n makes $N into a colorful corpse! -Your spray of color misses $N -- what a dull world... -$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life! -$n splashes color everywhere except $N. -Your own private rainbow hits $N in the face -- WOWIE!! -A sudden burst of colors sends you reeling! -$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape! -Your spray of colors turn into butterflies as $N frowns. -Your frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies. -The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray. - -* Dispel Evil -M - 22 -$N is dissolved by your goodness. -$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die... -$n completely dissolves $N! -$N is unaffected by your goodness! -$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispell you. -$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M! -$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness! -$n makes your soul hurt and suffer! -$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer! -Did you really expect $M to suffer? -$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you. -$n is stupid... - -* Earthquake -M - 23 -The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole! -The earth opens beneath your feet and swallows you whole! -The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole! -$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet! -You desperately try to keep your balance as the earth shakes beneath your feet! -$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet! -$N falls down and hurts $Mself! -You fall down and hurt yourself! -$N falls down and hurts $Mself! -$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M. -You gracefully levitate as the earth shifts underneath you. -$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M. - -* Energy Drain -M - 25 -$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy! -As $n drains your last energy you look forward to the peace of the graveyard... -$n drains the energy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon! -You need more draining lessons... -Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons! -$n fails to drain $N -- what a waste of energy! -You drain $N of some of $S energy! -You feel less energic as $n drains you! -$n drains $N -- what a waste of energy! -You waste energy trying to drain $N! -How amusing -- $n tries to drain you! -$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M. - -* Fireball -M - 26 -Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death! -As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly... -The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse! -Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder. -$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show. -A fireball from $n misses $N -- what great fireworks around here!! -You throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames! -You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n -- OUCH!! -$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N! -How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD!!! -You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to fireball you. -$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N. - -* Harm -M - 27 -As you finish the incantation of the spell, $N falls dead due to the amount of harm $E takes! -You feel light headed as $n completes a spell which causes you so much harm that you just snuff it. -As $n touches $M, $N takes the full brunt of a harm spell and collapses. Dead. -Swinging out at $N, you miss and your harm spell goes off harmlessly. -You duck out of the way of $n and $s harm spell misses you. -Showing remarkable dexterity, $N avoids $n's reach and subsequent harm spell. -You watch the pained expression on $N's face as you hit $M with your harm spell. -You grimace in pain as $n's harm spell strikes you. -A large grin crosses $n's face as $s harm spell causes $N grievous pain. -Harm a god? Are you serious? Of course $N avoids it casually. -$n tries to harm you. Poor sod. -What a buffoon! $n looks somewhat perturbed as $N ignores the recently cast harm spell. - -* Lightning Bolt -M - 30 -Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces! -You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends, and then all is darkness -- R.I.P.! -$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n... and is no more. -Your aim goes from bad to worse, and your lightning bolt misses $N! -$n has bad aim and $s lightning bolt misses you! -$n tries to hit $N with a lightning bolt but only hits the sky! -The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact! -YOU'RE HIT! A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal! -$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n! -Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears! -You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt. -$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished! - -* Magic Missile -M - 32 -The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N! -You only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark! -The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap! -The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N. -You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head. -$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N. -You watch with selfpride as your magic missile hits $N! -You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you! -$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow! -Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter. -You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you. -$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M. - -* Shocking Grasp -M - 37 -$N dies while looking rather shocked! -$n shocks you. Unfortunately your heart can't stand it... -$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body! -$N rather shockingly evades your grasp! -You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n! -$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n! -You get a good hold of the shocked $N! -You get a shock as $n gets too close to you! -$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M! -You shockingly realize you can't shock $N... -These puny creatures are shocking at times... -The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N! - -* Dispel Good -M - 46 -$N is dissolved by your evil. -$n dissolves you -- the price paid for leading a good life -- you die... -$n completely dissolves $N! -$N is unaffected by your evil! -$n thinks that $e is really evil, and tries to dispell you. -$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M! -$N shivers and suffers from $S goodness! -$n makes your soul hurt and suffer! -$n makes $N's good spirit shiver and suffer! -Did you really expect $M to suffer? -$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you. -$n is stupid... - -*************************************************************************** -* Offensive Skills * -*************************************************************************** - -* Backstab -M - 131 -$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back. -Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P.... -$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse. -$N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger! -$n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m! -$n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger! -$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back! -Suddenly $n stabs you in the back! -$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood! -$N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing. -$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind. -$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind. - -* Bash -M - 132 -$N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead. -As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die... -$N dies after $n has bashed $M! -As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! -You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls! -$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls! -Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling! -$n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! -$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash! -Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground. -$n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling. -$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M. - -* Kick -M - 134 -Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die. -$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in! -$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys! -Your beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile. -$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head. -$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head. -Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over them... -$n wipes $s boots in your face! -$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N! -$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH! -You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle* -$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears. -M - 134 -Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy! -$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two! -$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY! -You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief... -$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now... -$n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief... -Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus! -You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!! -$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless! -You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared. -When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created. -$n falls face down in some mud created by $N. - -*************************************************************************** -* Weapon Attacks * -*************************************************************************** - -* Hit -M - 300 -You punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull! -$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull! -$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open! -You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M! -You barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you! -$N barely avoids a blow from $n! -# -# -# -Your fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N. -$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!! -$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N. -M - 300 -You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death! -You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.! -$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death! -You wildly punch at the air, missing $N. -$n misses a wild punch at you. -$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break. -# -# -# -Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!! -You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you. -$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary. -M - 300 -You hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two! -$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two! -$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n! -You try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow. -$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow. -$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow. -# -# -# -You try to hit $N but hit yourself instead! -$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead! -$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead! -M - 300 -You hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine! -$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine! -$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine! -$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M. -You duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you. -$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M. -# -# -# -It isn't polite to swing at a GOD! -$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic! -$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha! - -* Sting -M - 301 -You drive a sting directly into the heart of $N, killing $M! -With a powerful driving force, $n's sting tears right through your chest causing instant death! -$n drives $s sting through $N's chest, killing $M! -You miss $N with your stinging blow! -$n drives $s stinging blow at you, barely missing! -You watch in fright as $n stings at $N, missing by mere inches! -# -# -# -Sting -- God... What are you thinking? -$n tries to sting you, somewhat comical to tell the truth. -$n stings at $N, then looks horrified as $N grins at $m! -M - 301 -You violently sting $N repeatedly, causing $S death! -You die a horrid death as $n stings you repeatedly all over your body! -As $n stings $N all over the place, $N falls lifeless to the ground. -You sting towards $N, but miss $M! -$n misses you with $s sting! -You watch on as $n stings at $N, but misses! -# -# -# -You sting at $N, and all that happens is that $E slaps himself as if a mosquito bit $M. -Was that a bee you just felt? Oh.. wait, it was just $n. -$N begins to slap at $Mself as $n tries to sting $M. - -* Whip -M - 302 -You whip $N's head right off of $S body! -$n whips your head right off of your body! -$n whips $N's head right off of $S body! -You crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face! -$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face! -$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face! -# -# -# -You'd better stop before $N whips your butt. -Pathetic little $n is trying to whip you... how cute. -$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute? -M - 302 -Your dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off! -$n's whip messily tears you right in half! -With an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half! -You try to whip $N but whip the ground instead! -$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead! -$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead! -# -# -# -Don't try to whip $N. -$n is trying to whip you. Yawn. -$n tries to whip $N - yawn. - -* Slash -M - 303 -You beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead. -Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.! -$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n! -Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M. -You easily avoid a slash from $n. -$N nimbly avoids $n's slash. -# -# -# -Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless. -You nimbly stop a slash from $n. -$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed. -M - 303 -Your slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death! -Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die... -$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound. -You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat! -You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA! -$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA! -# -# -# -Come on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?! -You barely register the puny creature before you... -The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes. -M - 303 -$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open! -Your ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.! -$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash! -You try to slash $N but miss by a mile. -$n's slash misses you by a mile. -$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile. -# -# -# -It's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know. -$n tries to slash you -- how rude! -$n tries to slash $N -- how rude! -M - 303 -Your powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it. -You briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off! -$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it! -$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M. -$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you. -$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash. -# -# -# -Yeah, right. -$n tries to slash you... yeah, right. -$n tries to slash $N... yeah, right. - -* Bite -M - 304 -You sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere! -$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits! -$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits! -You snap your teeth at $N but miss him. -$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses. -$n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark. -# -# -# -You attempt to bite $N. Ouch! That hurt! -$n tries to bite you, how funny. -$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh? -M - 304 -You bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony. -$n bites you right through your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony... -$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony! -You try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead. -$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead! -$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead! -# -# -# -Aren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew? -$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew. -$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N. - -* Bludgeon -M - 305 -You forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut! -$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut! -$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut! -You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N. -You easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you. -$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow. -# -# -# -Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor! -Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you. -$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one. -M - 305 -Your relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck! -$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck! -$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck! -You try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you. -$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh. -$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M. -# -# -# -Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor! -Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you. -$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one. - -* Crush -M - 306 -You crush $N right out of existence! -$n crushes you right out of existence! -$n crushes $N right out of existence! -You try to crush $N who jumps out of the way! -$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way! -$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way! -# -# -# -A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N! -$n seems to have a crush on you... -$n seems to have a crush on $N... -M - 306 -You crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess! -$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess! -$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess! -You hopelessly try to crush $N. -$n hopelessly tries to crush you. -$n hopelessly tries to crush $N. -# -# -# -A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N! -$n seems to have a crush on you... -$n seems to have a crush on $N... - -* Pound -M - 307 -You pound $N right into the ground! -$n pounds you six feet under. -$n pounds $N mightily on the head, crushing $S entire body! -You pound at the air as $N nimbly steps out of the way! -You jump out of the way in a panic as $n pounds at you! -$n looks perturbed as $s pound misses $N! -# -# -# -You pound $N! And $E thanks you for it? *boggle* -$n gives you a pound. Wonder what the exchange rate is... -$n starts giving pounds to $N who begins to count the money. -M - 307 -You pound on $N with reckless abandon when you realize that $E is dead. -With $s reckless pounding attacks, you succomb to death. -$N falls under $n's pounding blows, yet $n continues $s attack! -You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound! -$n pounds in your direction, causing a whistling sound! -With a loud whistle through the air, $n misses $s pounding attack upon $N! -# -# -# -Who are you trying to kid? -Hmmm... I think you missed the joke that $n was trying to tell you. -$N looks somewhat perplexed as $n tries to pound him! - -* Claw -M - 308 -You claw $N's face right off! -$n claws your face right off! -$n claws $N's face right off! -You try to claw at $N but miss! -$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! -$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair! -# -# -# -You dummy! Not the claw, the claw! -$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you! -$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N! -M - 308 -Your razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open! -$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open! -$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open! -You try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead! -$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead! -$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead! -# -# -# -You dummy! Not the claw, the claw! -$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you! -$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N! - -* Maul -M - 309 -You maul $N across the chest and $E screams in pain as $E falls lifeless to the ground. -As $n mauls you in the chest, you feel a searing pain... then nothing. -With a brutal maul to the chest, $n slaughters $N! -You swing wildly with your maul, almost hitting yourself! -Phew! $n missed you with $s wild maul! -$n mauls at $N, missing wildly! -# -# -# -Mauling a God? What would your poor mother think? Of course, you probably wouldn't hesitate to maul her too. -$n tries to maul you, and as $e fails, looks quite horrified. How pleasant. -$N laughs as $n tries to maul $M. How comical. - -* Thrash -M - 310 -You bring $N within the thrashing of $S life, and then thrash $M one last time, killing $M. -$n thrashes you violently, and you die. -With a horrible thrashing, $N falls lifeless under $n's blows! -You miss your thrash against $N! -What a stroke of luck, $n seems to have missed you with $s thrash! -$n thrashes madly at $N, missing $M! -# -# -# -Thrash a God? More likely that $N would thrash you, don't you think? -What a fool, $n tried to thrash you. *sigh* -Looking rather silly, $n tries to thrash at $N. - -* Pierce -M - 311 -You succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap. -$n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.! -$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground! -You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead! -$n pierces holes in the air. -$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N. -# -# -# -The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!! -Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n. -The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n. -M - 311 -You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you... -$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world... -$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound! -You lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M. -$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably. -$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M. -# -# -# -The great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS! -You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm... -$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm... - -* Blast -M - 312 -You blast $N with all of your might, killing $M! -With $s powerful blast, $n tears your life from your body! -$N falls lifeless as $n's blast rips $M apart! -You blast wildly, missing $N by a mere inch or two! -You skillfully avoid $n's wild blast! -$n misses $N with $s wild blast! What luck $N seems to have! -# -# -# -Are you kidding? What do you expect your feeble blast to do to $N? -$n tried to blast you. Good thing you have blastproof armour. -$n looks afraid of the consequences as $e tries fruitlessly to blast $N. - -* Punch -M - 313 -You punch at $N causing $S face to collapse under the blow, blood everywhere. Doesn't look like $N will recover. Ever. -$n's forceful punch causes you to see red, until you die shortly thereafter. -$n punches $N right in the face! There is blood everywhere, and $N seems to be dead! -You miss $N with your haymaker! -$n throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear! -$n just misses $N with a strong punch! -# -# -# -Punch a God? May be smarter to punch a wall for a bit. You might do more damage to it. -Is that a quiet whistling noise you hear as $n is swinging $s fist about? -$n looks like $e would prefer to have punched a wall rather than trying to punch $N. - -* Stab -M - 314 -You stab $N through the heart! Instant death! -$n drives a stab at you, it pierces your heart! RIP! -$n stabs brutally at $N, killing him as $N is impaled by $n! -You stab at $N, missing! -$n misses a particularily nasty stab in your direction! -$n stabs at $N! $e misses! -# -# -# -You stab at $N! Too bad $E's a god, huh? -$n stabs at you! Lucky for you that you are immune to this kind of thing. -You watch in pity as $n stabs towards $N missing in the most futile way possible! -M - 314 -You stab forth towards $N, hitting $M in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound! -$n stabs you in the stomach, and you watch your insides fall out as you die. -Making a mess of $N, $n kills $M with a stab to the midsection. -You stab at $N, barely missing $M! -$n stabs at you, missing by a good mile or so! -$N grins at $n as the stab sent by $n goes wide! -# -# -# -Gods can't be stabbed, did noone ever teach you that? And $N just so happens to be one. -It sure is nice being a god isn't it... especially since $n can't hit you with $s stabs. -$n stabs at $N only to discover $N's immunity to stabbing weapons. - -* Suffering -M - 399 -# -You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die... -$N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body. -# -suffer miss victim - should never see. -suffer miss room - should never see. -# -You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds... -$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers... -# -Suffer god victim - should never see. -Suffer god room - should never see. -M - 399 -# -You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs... -$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart... -# -suffer miss victim - should never see. -suffer miss room - should never see. -# -You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds... -$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering... -# -Suffer god victim -- should never see. -Suffer god room -- should never see. - -* Poison -M - 33 -# -Poison burns intensely in your veins... you shiver... you die. -$N has a few cramps and dies, suffering. -# -suffer miss victim - should never see. -suffer miss room - should never see. -# -You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer. -$N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably. -# -You have become poisoned somehow. -$N has somehow become poisioned. - - -*************************************************************************** -* NPC Attacks * -*************************************************************************** - -* Fire Breath -M - 202 -$N is killed by fire breath. -You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you. -$n makes $N to ash. -$N is missed by fire breath. -$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it. -$N avoids $n's firebreath. -$N is hit by fire breath. -$n burns you. -$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire. -$N, being immortal, is just warmed. -$n warms you. -$n warms $N. - -* Gas Breath -M - 203 -$N is killed by gas breath. -You die from the gas $n breathes on you. -$n kills $N with a gas breath. -$N is missed by gas breath. -$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect. -$N avoids $n's gas. -$N is hit by gas breath. -$n gasses you. -$N is gassed by $n. -$N is immortal, so can't be gassed. -$n wants to gas you, but can't. -$n tries to gas $N, but can't. - -* Frost Breath -M - 204 -$N is killed by frost breath. -You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you. -$n makes $N to ice. -$N is missed by frost breath. -$n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it. -$N avoids $n's frost breath. -$N is hit by frost breath. -$n freezes you with $s breath. -$N is partly made ice, as $n breathes frost. -$N is immortal, and thus avoids your frost breath. -$n supplies you with air conditioning. -$n supplies $N with air conditioning. - -* Acid Breath -M - 205 -$N is killed by your acid breath. -You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you. -$n corrodes $N to nothing. -$N is missed by acid. -$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it. -$N avoids $n's acidbreath. -$N is hit by acid. -$n corrodes you. -$N is corroded as $n breaths acid. -$N is immortal, and thus is immune to acid. -$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid. -$n helps $N cleaning. - -* Lightning Breath -M - 206 -$N is killed by your lightning breath. -You are killed by $n's lightning breath. -$n killes $N with a lightning breath. -$N is missed by your lightning breath. -$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it. -$N avoids $n's lightning breath. -$N is hit by your lightning breath. -$n hits you with a lightning breath. -$N is hit by $n's lightning breath. -$N is immortal and immune to lightning breath. -$n tries to breath lightning upon you. -$n tries to breath lightning upon $N. - -$ +* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and +* are ignored. Comments can only be between records, not within them. +* +* This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, skills +* (such as kick and backstab), failed spells, and weapon messages for +* misses and death blows. +* +* All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message'). +* The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h), +* then the messages (one per line): +* Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) +* Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) +* Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers) +* God message (damager, damagee, onlookers) +* +* All messages must be contained in one line. They will be sent through +* act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will +* automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed. '#' can +* be substituted for a message if none should be printed. Note however +* that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each +* record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it. + +*************************************************************************** +* Offensive Spells * +*************************************************************************** + +* Burning Hands + + 5 +You have burned $N to death! +You have been burned to death by $n! +$n has burned $N to death! +You miss $N with your burning hands. +$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses! +$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes! +You burn $N with your hot little hands! +You cry out in pain as $n grabs you with burning hands! +$N cries out as $n burns $M! +Your attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY!!! +The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you. +Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N. + +* Call Lightning + + 6 +Your lightning bolt kills $N! +You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n! +The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n! +Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser! +The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning! +$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n! +You hit $N with your lightning, bullseye! +You are hit by lightning sent by $n, OUCH! +$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M! +$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE!!! +You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games... +$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture. + +* Chill Touch + + 8 +You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave... +You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more -- R.I.P. +$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it? +The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N! +You dodge $n and $s chill touch! +$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N! +You chill $N! +You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you! +$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively! +Are you trying to chill $N? -- what a joke!! +$n tries to chill you, what a laugh... +$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly! + +* Color Spray + + 10 +YOU KILLED $N!!! -- don't you feel ashamed... +Your head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts! +$n makes $N into a colorful corpse! +Your spray of color misses $N -- what a dull world... +$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life! +$n splashes color everywhere except $N. +Your own private rainbow hits $N in the face -- WOWIE!! +A sudden burst of colors sends you reeling! +$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape! +Your spray of colors turn into butterflies as $N frowns. +Your frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies. +The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray. + +* Dispel Evil + + 22 +$N is dissolved by your goodness. +$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die... +$n completely dissolves $N! +$N is unaffected by your goodness! +$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispell you. +$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M! +$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness! +$n makes your soul hurt and suffer! +$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer! +Did you really expect $M to suffer? +$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you. +$n is stupid... + +* Earthquake + + 23 +The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole! +The earth opens beneath your feet and swallows you whole! +The earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole! +$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet! +You desperately try to keep your balance as the earth shakes beneath your feet! +$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet! +$N falls down and hurts $Mself! +You fall down and hurt yourself! +$N falls down and hurts $Mself! +$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M. +You gracefully levitate as the earth shifts underneath you. +$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M. + +* Energy Drain + + 25 +$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy! +As $n drains your last energy you look forward to the peace of the graveyard... +$n drains the energy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon! +You need more draining lessons... +Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons! +$n fails to drain $N -- what a waste of energy! +You drain $N of some of $S energy! +You feel less energic as $n drains you! +$n drains $N -- what a waste of energy! +You waste energy trying to drain $N! +How amusing -- $n tries to drain you! +$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M. + +* Fireball + + 26 +Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death! +As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly... +The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse! +Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder. +$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show. +A fireball from $n misses $N -- what great fireworks around here!! +You throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames! +You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n -- OUCH!! +$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N! +How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD!!! +You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to fireball you. +$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N. + +* Harm + + 27 +As you finish the incantation of the spell, $N falls dead due to the amount of harm $E takes! +You feel light headed as $n completes a spell which causes you so much harm that you just snuff it. +As $n touches $M, $N takes the full brunt of a harm spell and collapses. Dead. +Swinging out at $N, you miss and your harm spell goes off harmlessly. +You duck out of the way of $n and $s harm spell misses you. +Showing remarkable dexterity, $N avoids $n's reach and subsequent harm spell. +You watch the pained expression on $N's face as you hit $M with your harm spell. +You grimace in pain as $n's harm spell strikes you. +A large grin crosses $n's face as $s harm spell causes $N grievous pain. +Harm a god? Are you serious? Of course $N avoids it casually. +$n tries to harm you. Poor sod. +What a buffoon! $n looks somewhat perturbed as $N ignores the recently cast harm spell. + +* Lightning Bolt + + 30 +Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces! +You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends, and then all is darkness -- R.I.P.! +$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n... and is no more. +Your aim goes from bad to worse, and your lightning bolt misses $N! +$n has bad aim and $s lightning bolt misses you! +$n tries to hit $N with a lightning bolt but only hits the sky! +The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact! +YOU'RE HIT! A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal! +$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n! +Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears! +You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt. +$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished! + +* Magic Missile + + 32 +The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N! +You only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark! +The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap! +The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N. +You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head. +$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N. +You watch with selfpride as your magic missile hits $N! +You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you! +$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow! +Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter. +You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you. +$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M. + +* Shocking Grasp + + 37 +$N dies while looking rather shocked! +$n shocks you. Unfortunately your heart can't stand it... +$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body! +$N rather shockingly evades your grasp! +You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n! +$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n! +You get a good hold of the shocked $N! +You get a shock as $n gets too close to you! +$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M! +You shockingly realize you can't shock $N... +These puny creatures are shocking at times... +The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N! + +* Dispel Good + + 46 +$N is dissolved by your evil. +$n dissolves you -- the price paid for leading a good life -- you die... +$n completely dissolves $N! +$N is unaffected by your evil! +$n thinks that $e is really evil, and tries to dispell you. +$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M! +$N shivers and suffers from $S goodness! +$n makes your soul hurt and suffer! +$n makes $N's good spirit shiver and suffer! +Did you really expect $M to suffer? +$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you. +$n is stupid... + +*************************************************************************** +* Offensive Skills * +*************************************************************************** + +* Backstab + + 131 +$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back. +Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P.... +$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse. +$N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger! +$n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m! +$n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger! +$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back! +Suddenly $n stabs you in the back! +$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood! +$N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing. +$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind. +$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind. + +* Bash + + 132 +$N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead. +As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die... +$N dies after $n has bashed $M! +As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! +You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls! +$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls! +Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling! +$n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! +$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash! +Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground. +$n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling. +$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M. + +* Kick + + 134 +Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die. +$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in! +$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys! +Your beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile. +$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head. +$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head. +Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over them... +$n wipes $s boots in your face! +$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N! +$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH! +You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle* +$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears. + + 134 +Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy! +$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two! +$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY! +You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief... +$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now... +$n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief... +Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus! +You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!! +$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless! +You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared. +When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created. +$n falls face down in some mud created by $N. + +*************************************************************************** +* Weapon Attacks * +*************************************************************************** + +* Hit + + 300 +You punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull! +$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull! +$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open! +You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M! +You barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you! +$N barely avoids a blow from $n! +# +# +# +Your fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N. +$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!! +$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N. + + 300 +You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death! +You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.! +$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death! +You wildly punch at the air, missing $N. +$n misses a wild punch at you. +$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break. +# +# +# +Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!! +You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you. +$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary. + + 300 +You hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two! +$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two! +$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n! +You try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow. +$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow. +$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow. +# +# +# +You try to hit $N but hit yourself instead! +$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead! +$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead! + + 300 +You hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine! +$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine! +$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine! +$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M. +You duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you. +$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M. +# +# +# +It isn't polite to swing at a GOD! +$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic! +$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha! + +* Sting + + 301 +You drive a sting directly into the heart of $N, killing $M! +With a powerful driving force, $n's sting tears right through your chest causing instant death! +$n drives $s sting through $N's chest, killing $M! +You miss $N with your stinging blow! +$n drives $s stinging blow at you, barely missing! +You watch in fright as $n stings at $N, missing by mere inches! +# +# +# +Sting -- God... What are you thinking? +$n tries to sting you, somewhat comical to tell the truth. +$n stings at $N, then looks horrified as $N grins at $m! + + 301 +You violently sting $N repeatedly, causing $S death! +You die a horrid death as $n stings you repeatedly all over your body! +As $n stings $N all over the place, $N falls lifeless to the ground. +You sting towards $N, but miss $M! +$n misses you with $s sting! +You watch on as $n stings at $N, but misses! +# +# +# +You sting at $N, and all that happens is that $E slaps himself as if a mosquito bit $M. +Was that a bee you just felt? Oh.. wait, it was just $n. +$N begins to slap at $Mself as $n tries to sting $M. + +* Whip + + 302 +You whip $N's head right off of $S body! +$n whips your head right off of your body! +$n whips $N's head right off of $S body! +You crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face! +$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face! +$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face! +# +# +# +You'd better stop before $N whips your butt. +Pathetic little $n is trying to whip you... how cute. +$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute? + + 302 +Your dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off! +$n's whip messily tears you right in half! +With an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half! +You try to whip $N but whip the ground instead! +$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead! +$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead! +# +# +# +Don't try to whip $N. +$n is trying to whip you. Yawn. +$n tries to whip $N - yawn. + +* Slash + + 303 +You beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead. +Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.! +$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n! +Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M. +You easily avoid a slash from $n. +$N nimbly avoids $n's slash. +# +# +# +Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless. +You nimbly stop a slash from $n. +$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed. + + 303 +Your slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death! +Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die... +$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound. +You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat! +You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA! +$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA! +# +# +# +Come on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?! +You barely register the puny creature before you... +The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes. + + 303 +$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open! +Your ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.! +$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash! +You try to slash $N but miss by a mile. +$n's slash misses you by a mile. +$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile. +# +# +# +It's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know. +$n tries to slash you -- how rude! +$n tries to slash $N -- how rude! + + 303 +Your powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it. +You briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off! +$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it! +$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M. +$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you. +$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash. +# +# +# +Yeah, right. +$n tries to slash you... yeah, right. +$n tries to slash $N... yeah, right. + +* Bite + + 304 +You sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere! +$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits! +$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits! +You snap your teeth at $N but miss him. +$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercely but misses. +$n fiercely snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark. +# +# +# +You attempt to bite $N. Ouch! That hurt! +$n tries to bite you, how funny. +$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh? + + 304 +You bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony. +$n bites you right through your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony... +$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony! +You try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead. +$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead! +$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead! +# +# +# +Aren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew? +$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew. +$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N. + +* Bludgeon + + 305 +You forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut! +$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut! +$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut! +You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N. +You easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you. +$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow. +# +# +# +Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor! +Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you. +$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one. + + 305 +Your relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck! +$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck! +$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck! +You try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you. +$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh. +$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M. +# +# +# +Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor! +Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you. +$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one. + +* Crush + + 306 +You crush $N right out of existence! +$n crushes you right out of existence! +$n crushes $N right out of existence! +You try to crush $N who jumps out of the way! +$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way! +$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way! +# +# +# +A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N! +$n seems to have a crush on you... +$n seems to have a crush on $N... + + 306 +You crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess! +$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess! +$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess! +You hopelessly try to crush $N. +$n hopelessly tries to crush you. +$n hopelessly tries to crush $N. +# +# +# +A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N! +$n seems to have a crush on you... +$n seems to have a crush on $N... + +* Pound + + 307 +You pound $N right into the ground! +$n pounds you six feet under. +$n pounds $N mightily on the head, crushing $S entire body! +You pound at the air as $N nimbly steps out of the way! +You jump out of the way in a panic as $n pounds at you! +$n looks perturbed as $s pound misses $N! +# +# +# +You pound $N! And $E thanks you for it? *boggle* +$n gives you a pound. Wonder what the exchange rate is... +$n starts giving pounds to $N who begins to count the money. + + 307 +You pound on $N with reckless abandon when you realize that $E is dead. +With $s reckless pounding attacks, you succomb to death. +$N falls under $n's pounding blows, yet $n continues $s attack! +You hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound! +$n pounds in your direction, causing a whistling sound! +With a loud whistle through the air, $n misses $s pounding attack upon $N! +# +# +# +Who are you trying to kid? +Hmmm... I think you missed the joke that $n was trying to tell you. +$N looks somewhat perplexed as $n tries to pound him! + +* Claw + + 308 +You claw $N's face right off! +$n claws your face right off! +$n claws $N's face right off! +You try to claw at $N but miss! +$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! +$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair! +# +# +# +You dummy! Not the claw, the claw! +$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you! +$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N! + + 308 +Your razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open! +$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open! +$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open! +You try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead! +$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead! +$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead! +# +# +# +You dummy! Not the claw, the claw! +$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you! +$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N! + +* Maul + + 309 +You maul $N across the chest and $E screams in pain as $E falls lifeless to the ground. +As $n mauls you in the chest, you feel a searing pain... then nothing. +With a brutal maul to the chest, $n slaughters $N! +You swing wildly with your maul, almost hitting yourself! +Phew! $n missed you with $s wild maul! +$n mauls at $N, missing wildly! +# +# +# +auling a God? What would your poor mother think? Of course, you probably wouldn't hesitate to maul her too. +$n tries to maul you, and as $e fails, looks quite horrified. How pleasant. +$N laughs as $n tries to maul $M. How comical. + +* Thrash + + 310 +You bring $N within the thrashing of $S life, and then thrash $M one last time, killing $M. +$n thrashes you violently, and you die. +With a horrible thrashing, $N falls lifeless under $n's blows! +You miss your thrash against $N! +What a stroke of luck, $n seems to have missed you with $s thrash! +$n thrashes madly at $N, missing $M! +# +# +# +Thrash a God? More likely that $N would thrash you, don't you think? +What a fool, $n tried to thrash you. *sigh* +Looking rather silly, $n tries to thrash at $N. + +* Pierce + + 311 +You succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap. +$n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.! +$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground! +You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead! +$n pierces holes in the air. +$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N. +# +# +# +The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!! +Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n. +The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n. + + 311 +You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you... +$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world... +$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound! +You lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M. +$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably. +$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M. +# +# +# +The great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS! +You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm... +$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm... + +* Blast + + 312 +You blast $N with all of your might, killing $M! +With $s powerful blast, $n tears your life from your body! +$N falls lifeless as $n's blast rips $M apart! +You blast wildly, missing $N by a mere inch or two! +You skillfully avoid $n's wild blast! +$n misses $N with $s wild blast! What luck $N seems to have! +# +# +# +Are you kidding? What do you expect your feeble blast to do to $N? +$n tried to blast you. Good thing you have blastproof armour. +$n looks afraid of the consequences as $e tries fruitlessly to blast $N. + +* Punch + + 313 +You punch at $N causing $S face to collapse under the blow, blood everywhere. Doesn't look like $N will recover. Ever. +$n's forceful punch causes you to see red, until you die shortly thereafter. +$n punches $N right in the face! There is blood everywhere, and $N seems to be dead! +You miss $N with your haymaker! +$n throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear! +$n just misses $N with a strong punch! +# +# +# +Punch a God? May be smarter to punch a wall for a bit. You might do more damage to it. +Is that a quiet whistling noise you hear as $n is swinging $s fist about? +$n looks like $e would prefer to have punched a wall rather than trying to punch $N. + +* Stab + + 314 +You stab $N through the heart! Instant death! +$n drives a stab at you, it pierces your heart! RIP! +$n stabs brutally at $N, killing him as $N is impaled by $n! +You stab at $N, missing! +$n misses a particularily nasty stab in your direction! +$n stabs at $N! $e misses! +# +# +# +You stab at $N! Too bad $E's a god, huh? +$n stabs at you! Lucky for you that you are immune to this kind of thing. +You watch in pity as $n stabs towards $N missing in the most futile way possible! + + 314 +You stab forth towards $N, hitting $M in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound! +$n stabs you in the stomach, and you watch your insides fall out as you die. +aking a mess of $N, $n kills $M with a stab to the midsection. +You stab at $N, barely missing $M! +$n stabs at you, missing by a good mile or so! +$N grins at $n as the stab sent by $n goes wide! +# +# +# +Gods can't be stabbed, did noone ever teach you that? And $N just so happens to be one. +It sure is nice being a god isn't it... especially since $n can't hit you with $s stabs. +$n stabs at $N only to discover $N's immunity to stabbing weapons. + +* Suffering + + 399 +# +You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die... +$N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body. +# +suffer miss victim - should never see. +suffer miss room - should never see. +# +You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds... +$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers... +# +Suffer god victim - should never see. +Suffer god room - should never see. + + 399 +# +You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs... +$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart... +# +suffer miss victim - should never see. +suffer miss room - should never see. +# +You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds... +$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering... +# +Suffer god victim -- should never see. +Suffer god room -- should never see. + +* Poison + + 33 +# +Poison burns intensely in your veins... you shiver... you die. +$N has a few cramps and dies, suffering. +# +suffer miss victim - should never see. +suffer miss room - should never see. +# +You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer. +$N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably. +# +You have become poisoned somehow. +$N has somehow become poisioned. + + +*************************************************************************** +* NPC Attacks * +*************************************************************************** + +* Fire Breath + + 202 +$N is killed by fire breath. +You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you. +$n makes $N to ash. +$N is missed by fire breath. +$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it. +$N avoids $n's firebreath. +$N is hit by fire breath. +$n burns you. +$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire. +$N, being immortal, is just warmed. +$n warms you. +$n warms $N. + +* Gas Breath + + 203 +$N is killed by gas breath. +You die from the gas $n breathes on you. +$n kills $N with a gas breath. +$N is missed by gas breath. +$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect. +$N avoids $n's gas. +$N is hit by gas breath. +$n gasses you. +$N is gassed by $n. +$N is immortal, so can't be gassed. +$n wants to gas you, but can't. +$n tries to gas $N, but can't. + +* Frost Breath + + 204 +$N is killed by frost breath. +You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you. +$n makes $N to ice. +$N is missed by frost breath. +$n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it. +$N avoids $n's frost breath. +$N is hit by frost breath. +$n freezes you with $s breath. +$N is partly made ice, as $n breathes frost. +$N is immortal, and thus avoids your frost breath. +$n supplies you with air conditioning. +$n supplies $N with air conditioning. + +* Acid Breath + + 205 +$N is killed by your acid breath. +You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you. +$n corrodes $N to nothing. +$N is missed by acid. +$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it. +$N avoids $n's acidbreath. +$N is hit by acid. +$n corrodes you. +$N is corroded as $n breaths acid. +$N is immortal, and thus is immune to acid. +$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid. +$n helps $N cleaning. + +* Lightning Breath + + 206 +$N is killed by your lightning breath. +You are killed by $n's lightning breath. +$n killes $N with a lightning breath. +$N is missed by your lightning breath. +$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it. +$N avoids $n's lightning breath. +$N is hit by your lightning breath. +$n hits you with a lightning breath. +$N is hit by $n's lightning breath. +$N is immortal and immune to lightning breath. +$n tries to breath lightning upon you. +$n tries to breath lightning upon $N. + +$ diff --git a/lib/misc/socials.new b/lib/misc/socials.new index b82c680..57dcb8b 100644 --- a/lib/misc/socials.new +++ b/lib/misc/socials.new @@ -1,27 +1,27 @@ ~... ... 0 5 0 0 -You're speechless. -$n is speechless. -You're speechless about what $E just did! -$n is speechless about what $N just did! -$n is speechless at what you just did! -Well they're not here, eh who cares? You were speechless anyway! -You're speechless about what you just did! -$n is speechless about what $e just did! -You're speechless about $S $t. -$n is speechless about $N's $t. -$n is speechless about your $t. +You're speechless. +$n is speechless. +You're speechless about what $E just did! +$n is speechless about what $N just did! +$n is speechless at what you just did! +Well they're not here, eh who cares? You were speechless anyway! +You're speechless about what you just did! +$n is speechless about what $e just did! +You're speechless about $S $t. +$n is speechless about $N's $t. +$n is speechless about your $t. # # ~abc abc 1 1 0 0 -You start to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." -$n starts to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." -You look at $N. "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" -$n looks at $N and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" -$n looks at you and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" You see a small gummy bear jumping up and down on their shoulder. -You must be crazy... you can't see the gummy bears! -You look behind you. You look back forward, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." -$n looks behind themselves. They look forward quickly, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me" escapes their lips. +You start to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." +$n starts to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." +You look at $N. "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" +$n looks at $N and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" +$n looks at you and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" You see a small gummy bear jumping up and down on their shoulder. +You must be crazy... you can't see the gummy bears! +You look behind you. You look back forward, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." +$n looks behind themselves. They look forward quickly, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me" escapes their lips. # # # @@ -29,8 +29,8 @@ $n looks behind themselves. They look forward quickly, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy # ~abrac abrac 0 8 8 0 -Abra Abra Cadabra! -$n goes 'Abra Cadabra!' +Abra Abra Cadabra! +$n goes 'Abra Cadabra!' # # # @@ -44,72 +44,72 @@ $n goes 'Abra Cadabra!' # ~accuse accuse 0 5 0 0 -Accuse who?? -$n accuses everyone. -You look accusingly at $M. -$n looks accusingly at $N. -$n looks accusingly at you. -Accuse somebody who's not even there?? -You accuse yourself. -$n seems to have a bad conscience. -You look accusingly at $S $t. -$n looks accusingly at $N's $t. -$n looks at your $t accusingly. -You look accusingly at $p. -$n looks accusingly at $p. +Accuse who?? +$n accuses everyone. +You look accusingly at $M. +$n looks accusingly at $N. +$n looks accusingly at you. +Accuse somebody who's not even there?? +You accuse yourself. +$n seems to have a bad conscience. +You look accusingly at $S $t. +$n looks accusingly at $N's $t. +$n looks at your $t accusingly. +You look accusingly at $p. +$n looks accusingly at $p. ~ack ack 0 5 0 0 -ACK! -$n goes ACK!! -You look at $M and go ACK! -$n looks at $N and goes ACK! -$n looks at you and goes ACK! -You look for someone to go ACK! at. -You look at yourself and go ACK! -$n looks at $mself and goes ACK! -You look at $S $t and go ACK! -$n looks atat $N's $t and goes ACK! -$n looks at your $t and goes ACK! -You look at $p and go ACK! -$n looks at $p and goes ACK! +ACK! +$n goes ACK!! +You look at $M and go ACK! +$n looks at $N and goes ACK! +$n looks at you and goes ACK! +You look for someone to go ACK! at. +You look at yourself and go ACK! +$n looks at $mself and goes ACK! +You look at $S $t and go ACK! +$n looks atat $N's $t and goes ACK! +$n looks at your $t and goes ACK! +You look at $p and go ACK! +$n looks at $p and goes ACK! ~adieu adieu 0 5 0 0 -You bid adieu to the world. -$n bids adieu to this world. -You bid $M a fond adieu. -$n bids $N a fond adieu. -$n bids you a fond adieu. -They must have already left. -You bid yourself a fond adieu. -$n bids $mself a fond adieu. -You look at $S $t and say adieu. -$n looks at $N's $t and bids it adieu. -$n looks at your $t and bids it adieu. -You look at $p and bids it adieu. -$n looks at $p and bids it adieu. +You bid adieu to the world. +$n bids adieu to this world. +You bid $M a fond adieu. +$n bids $N a fond adieu. +$n bids you a fond adieu. +They must have already left. +You bid yourself a fond adieu. +$n bids $mself a fond adieu. +You look at $S $t and say adieu. +$n looks at $N's $t and bids it adieu. +$n looks at your $t and bids it adieu. +You look at $p and bids it adieu. +$n looks at $p and bids it adieu. ~admire admire 0 5 0 0 -Who do you wish to admire in this Cruel World? -$n admires the Cruel World $e has become part of. -You look admiringly at $M. -$n looks admiringly at $N. -$n looks admiringly at you. -Your idol seems not to be here... -You must love yourself, huh? -$n admires $mself... get a life, huh? -You look admiringly at $S $t. -$n looks admiringly at $N's $t. -$n looks at your $t admiringly. -You look admiringly at $p. -$n looks admiringly at $p. +Who do you wish to admire in this Cruel World? +$n admires the Cruel World $e has become part of. +You look admiringly at $M. +$n looks admiringly at $N. +$n looks admiringly at you. +Your idol seems not to be here... +You must love yourself, huh? +$n admires $mself... get a life, huh? +You look admiringly at $S $t. +$n looks admiringly at $N's $t. +$n looks at your $t admiringly. +You look admiringly at $p. +$n looks admiringly at $p. ~adoring adoring 0 8 8 0 -You look around with adoring eyes. -$n looks around with adoring eyes. -You look at $N with adoring eyes. -$n looks at $N with big, adoring eyes. -$n is looking at you with big, adoring eyes. Hmm... -You can't find that person! :( +You look around with adoring eyes. +$n looks around with adoring eyes. +You look at $N with adoring eyes. +$n looks at $N with big, adoring eyes. +$n is looking at you with big, adoring eyes. Hmm... +You can't find that person! :( # # # @@ -119,162 +119,162 @@ You can't find that person! :( # ~agree agree 0 5 0 0 -You nod in agreement. -$n nods in agreement. -You nod in agreement with $M. -$n nods, agreeing with $N. -$n nods in agreement with you. -Agree with them - you can't even see them. -You agree with yourself, how very reasonable. -$n starts agreeing with $mself. Perhaps $e should seek professional help. -You look at $S $t and agree with it. How strange. -$n looks at $N's $t and agree's with it. How strange. -$n looks at your $t and nods in agreement. -You look at $p and nod in agreement. -$n looks at $p and nods in agreement. +You nod in agreement. +$n nods in agreement. +You nod in agreement with $M. +$n nods, agreeing with $N. +$n nods in agreement with you. +Agree with them - you can't even see them. +You agree with yourself, how very reasonable. +$n starts agreeing with $mself. Perhaps $e should seek professional help. +You look at $S $t and agree with it. How strange. +$n looks at $N's $t and agree's with it. How strange. +$n looks at your $t and nods in agreement. +You look at $p and nod in agreement. +$n looks at $p and nods in agreement. ~ahem ahem 0 5 8 0 -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at you. -Ahem! That person isn't here! -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' to yourself. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' to $mself. -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $t. -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $p. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $p. +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at you. +Ahem! That person isn't here! +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' to yourself. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' to $mself. +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $t. +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $p. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $p. ~aim aim 0 5 0 0 -You have to point your weapon at someone!!! -$n looks around the room frantically. $e looks like $e's in a violent mood. -You point your weapon at $N, showing $M you will kill $M in a heartbeat. -$n points $s weapon at $N. $e looks like $e means business! -$n points $n weapon at you. $e looks quite annoyed! -How are you gonna scare $m with that if $e isn't even here??? -You point your weapon at yourself. Ready to die? -$n points $s weapon at $mself, he's going to kill $mself! -You point your weapon at $S $t preparing to strike. -$n points $s weapon at $N's $t and prepares to strike. -$n points $s weapon at your $t and prepares to strike. -You take your best aim at $p. -$n takes $s best aim at $p. +You have to point your weapon at someone!!! +$n looks around the room frantically. $e looks like $e's in a violent mood. +You point your weapon at $N, showing $M you will kill $M in a heartbeat. +$n points $s weapon at $N. $e looks like $e means business! +$n points $n weapon at you. $e looks quite annoyed! +How are you gonna scare $m with that if $e isn't even here??? +You point your weapon at yourself. Ready to die? +$n points $s weapon at $mself, he's going to kill $mself! +You point your weapon at $S $t preparing to strike. +$n points $s weapon at $N's $t and prepares to strike. +$n points $s weapon at your $t and prepares to strike. +You take your best aim at $p. +$n takes $s best aim at $p. ~amused amused 0 8 8 0 -Your eyes flicker with amusement. -$n's eyes flicker with amusement. -You smile, amused with $N. -$n seems to find $N very amusing. -$n's eyes flicker with amusement at you. -You find yourself very amused but not quite sure why. -You find yourself very amusing. -$n finds $mself very amusing. -You find $N's $t very amusing. -$n finds $N's $t very amusing. -$n finds your $t very amusing. -You smile, amused with $p. -$n smiles, amused with $p. +Your eyes flicker with amusement. +$n's eyes flicker with amusement. +You smile, amused with $N. +$n seems to find $N very amusing. +$n's eyes flicker with amusement at you. +You find yourself very amused but not quite sure why. +You find yourself very amusing. +$n finds $mself very amusing. +You find $N's $t very amusing. +$n finds $N's $t very amusing. +$n finds your $t very amusing. +You smile, amused with $p. +$n smiles, amused with $p. ~apologize apologize 0 5 0 0 -You apologize to the gods for your very existence. -$n apologizes for even being alive. -You apologize to $M. -$n apologizes to $N. -$n apologizes to you. -Your apology does not seem to have been well received. -You apologize to yourself for being such a numskull. -$n apologizes to $mself for everything $e has ever done. -You look at $S $t and apologize. -$n looks at $N's $t and apologizes. -$n looks at your $t and apologizes. -You look at $p and apologize. -$n looks at $p and apologizes. +You apologize to the gods for your very existence. +$n apologizes for even being alive. +You apologize to $M. +$n apologizes to $N. +$n apologizes to you. +Your apology does not seem to have been well received. +You apologize to yourself for being such a numskull. +$n apologizes to $mself for everything $e has ever done. +You look at $S $t and apologize. +$n looks at $N's $t and apologizes. +$n looks at your $t and apologizes. +You look at $p and apologize. +$n looks at $p and apologizes. ~applaud applaud 0 5 0 0 -Clap, clap, clap. -$n gives a round of applause. -You give $M a round of applause. -$n gives $N a round of applause. -$n gives you a round of applause. -Clap away, they're not here. -No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. -$n must be desperate for praise, $e is applauding $mself. -You look at $S $t and applaud. -$n looks at $N's $t and applauds. -$n looks at your $t and applauds. -You look at $p and applaud. -$n looks at $p and applauds. +Clap, clap, clap. +$n gives a round of applause. +You give $M a round of applause. +$n gives $N a round of applause. +$n gives you a round of applause. +Clap away, they're not here. +No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. +$n must be desperate for praise, $e is applauding $mself. +You look at $S $t and applaud. +$n looks at $N's $t and applauds. +$n looks at your $t and applauds. +You look at $p and applaud. +$n looks at $p and applauds. ~arch arch 0 5 0 0 -You arch an eyebrow. -$n raises an eyebrow speculatively. -You raise an eyebrow at $N. -$n arches an eyebrow at $N. -$n raise an eyebrow at you. -They seem to have left. -What's the matter? Right brain not talking to the left? -$n furiously waggles $s eyebrows... What a loony! -You look at $S $t and arch an eyebrow in speculation. -$n looks at $N's $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. -$n looks at your $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. -You look at $p and arch an eyebrow in speculation. -$n looks at $p and raises an eyebrow in speculation. +You arch an eyebrow. +$n raises an eyebrow speculatively. +You raise an eyebrow at $N. +$n arches an eyebrow at $N. +$n raise an eyebrow at you. +They seem to have left. +What's the matter? Right brain not talking to the left? +$n furiously waggles $s eyebrows... What a loony! +You look at $S $t and arch an eyebrow in speculation. +$n looks at $N's $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. +$n looks at your $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. +You look at $p and arch an eyebrow in speculation. +$n looks at $p and raises an eyebrow in speculation. ~argh argh 0 8 8 0 -You slap your hands on your face - AARRGGHH!! -$n slaps $s hands on $s face - AARRGGHH!! -You take one look at $N - AARRGGHH!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at $N!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at you!! -ARGH! They're not here! -You provoke yourself into screaming AARRGGHH! -$n provokes $mself into screaming AARRGGHH! -You take one look at $N's $t - AARRGGHH!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at $N's $t!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at your $t!! -You take one look at $p - AARRGGHH!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at $p!! +You slap your hands on your face - AARRGGHH!! +$n slaps $s hands on $s face - AARRGGHH!! +You take one look at $N - AARRGGHH!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at $N!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at you!! +ARGH! They're not here! +You provoke yourself into screaming AARRGGHH! +$n provokes $mself into screaming AARRGGHH! +You take one look at $N's $t - AARRGGHH!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at $N's $t!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at your $t!! +You take one look at $p - AARRGGHH!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at $p!! ~armcross armcross 0 5 0 0 -You cross your arms. -$n crosses $s arms. -You look at $N, crossing your arms and being somewhat deffensive. -$n looks at $N, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. -$n looks at you, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. -They left before you had the chance to become deffensive. -You cross your arms and look at yourself deffensively? -$n crosses $s arms and looks at $mself deffensively. -You look at $S $t and cross your arms deffensively. -$n looks at $N's $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. -$n looks at your $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. -You look at $p and cross your arms deffensively. -$n looks at $p and crosses $s arms deffensively. +You cross your arms. +$n crosses $s arms. +You look at $N, crossing your arms and being somewhat deffensive. +$n looks at $N, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. +$n looks at you, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. +They left before you had the chance to become deffensive. +You cross your arms and look at yourself deffensively? +$n crosses $s arms and looks at $mself deffensively. +You look at $S $t and cross your arms deffensively. +$n looks at $N's $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. +$n looks at your $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. +You look at $p and cross your arms deffensively. +$n looks at $p and crosses $s arms deffensively. ~arrest arrest 0 5 0 0 -You read everyone their rights. But you skip the part about the phonecall... ;) -$n has placed you all under arrest. 'You have the right to...bla bla bla...' -You read $N $S rights. -$n has placed $N under arrest. Everything $E will, and can say, will be used against $M. -$n says, 'You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to....' $e just arrested you! -NOOO! They fled! After them! -You read the rights to yourself and wait for someone to take you to jail. -$n reads the rights to $mself and sits down waiting for someone to take $m to jail. -You look at $S $t and try to arrest it. -$n looks at $N's $t and places it under arrest. -$n looks at your $t and places it under arrest, I hope you didn't need that. -You look at $p and place it under arrest. -$n looks at $p and places it under arrest. +You read everyone their rights. But you skip the part about the phonecall... ;) +$n has placed you all under arrest. 'You have the right to...bla bla bla...' +You read $N $S rights. +$n has placed $N under arrest. Everything $E will, and can say, will be used against $M. +$n says, 'You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to....' $e just arrested you! +NOOO! They fled! After them! +You read the rights to yourself and wait for someone to take you to jail. +$n reads the rights to $mself and sits down waiting for someone to take $m to jail. +You look at $S $t and try to arrest it. +$n looks at $N's $t and places it under arrest. +$n looks at your $t and places it under arrest, I hope you didn't need that. +You look at $p and place it under arrest. +$n looks at $p and places it under arrest. ~avsalute avsalute 0 5 0 0 -@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute!@n -@Y$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air giving the proper Avatar Salute!@n -@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute towards $N!@n -$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air, Avatar Saluting $N! -$n stamps $s foot and throws $s fist in the air, giving you the Avatar Salute! -@YYou do not see this person here.@n +@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute!@n +@Y$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air giving the proper Avatar Salute!@n +@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute towards $N!@n +$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air, Avatar Saluting $N! +$n stamps $s foot and throws $s fist in the air, giving you the Avatar Salute! +@YYou do not see this person here.@n # # # @@ -284,14 +284,14 @@ $n stamps $s foot and throws $s fist in the air, giving you the Avatar Salute! # ~aww aww 0 8 8 0 -You go AWWW. -$n goes AWWW. -You go AWWW at $N. -$n goes AWWW at $N. -$n goes AWWW at you. -You go AWWW, they're not here. -You go AWWW at yourself. -$n goes AWWW at $mself. +You go AWWW. +$n goes AWWW. +You go AWWW at $N. +$n goes AWWW at $N. +$n goes AWWW at you. +You go AWWW, they're not here. +You go AWWW at yourself. +$n goes AWWW at $mself. # # # @@ -299,29 +299,29 @@ $n goes AWWW at $mself. # ~babble babble 0 5 0 0 -You babble unintelligently. -$n is babbling unintelligently. -You babble at $M in a meaningless manner. -$n is babbling at $N in a confused way. -$n is babbling something utterly meaningless at you. -You babble like a brook that only you can hear. -You babble to yourself like the total idiot that you are. -$n babbles to $mself like the fool $e really is. -You look at $S $t and start babbling incoherently. -$n looks at $N's $t and babbles incoherently. -$n looks at your $t and babbles unintellig. -You look at $p and begin babbling at it. -$n looks at $p and begins babbling like an idiot. +You babble unintelligently. +$n is babbling unintelligently. +You babble at $M in a meaningless manner. +$n is babbling at $N in a confused way. +$n is babbling something utterly meaningless at you. +You babble like a brook that only you can hear. +You babble to yourself like the total idiot that you are. +$n babbles to $mself like the fool $e really is. +You look at $S $t and start babbling incoherently. +$n looks at $N's $t and babbles incoherently. +$n looks at your $t and babbles unintellig. +You look at $p and begin babbling at it. +$n looks at $p and begins babbling like an idiot. ~backclap backclap 0 8 8 0 -You clap everyone on the back... good job! -$n claps everyone on the back... good job! -You clap $N on the back... good job! -$n claps $N on the back for a job well done! -$n claps you on the back, job well done! -You clap the air... where their back would have been. -You clap yourself on the back... good job you! -$n claps $mself on the back, $e did a good job! +You clap everyone on the back... good job! +$n claps everyone on the back... good job! +You clap $N on the back... good job! +$n claps $N on the back for a job well done! +$n claps you on the back, job well done! +You clap the air... where their back would have been. +You clap yourself on the back... good job you! +$n claps $mself on the back, $e did a good job! # # # @@ -329,42 +329,42 @@ $n claps $mself on the back, $e did a good job! # ~bark bark 0 5 0 0 -You bark like a dog. -$n barks! Has $e taken $s medication lately? -You bark angrily at $M. -$n is barking angrily at $N. -$n barks at you! -Your bark would make a tree proud -- too bad no one can hear you. -You make like a dog and bark at yourself. -$n seems to be barking at $mself. $E must think $e is a dog! -You look at $S $t and start barking. -$n looks at $N's $t and barks at it. -$n looks at your $t and barks at it. -You look at $p and start barking. -$n looks at $p and barks at it. +You bark like a dog. +$n barks! Has $e taken $s medication lately? +You bark angrily at $M. +$n is barking angrily at $N. +$n barks at you! +Your bark would make a tree proud -- too bad no one can hear you. +You make like a dog and bark at yourself. +$n seems to be barking at $mself. $E must think $e is a dog! +You look at $S $t and start barking. +$n looks at $N's $t and barks at it. +$n looks at your $t and barks at it. +You look at $p and start barking. +$n looks at $p and barks at it. ~bat bat 1 5 0 0 -You bat your eyelashes. -$n bats $s eyelashes and looks cute. -You bat your eyelashes convincingly at $M. -$n bats $s eyelashes at $N. -$n bats $s eyelashes at you, how cute. -$E isn't here to be charmed! -How exactly do you propose to do that? -$n tries to bat $s eyelashes at $mself. It looks weird. +You bat your eyelashes. +$n bats $s eyelashes and looks cute. +You bat your eyelashes convincingly at $M. +$n bats $s eyelashes at $N. +$n bats $s eyelashes at you, how cute. +$E isn't here to be charmed! +How exactly do you propose to do that? +$n tries to bat $s eyelashes at $mself. It looks weird. # # # -For some reason, you bat your eyelashes at $p. -$n bats $s eyelashes at $p. Strange. +For some reason, you bat your eyelashes at $p. +$n bats $s eyelashes at $p. Strange. ~batman batman 0 5 0 0 -'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' -$n exclaims, 'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' as $e dashes off! -You exclaim, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dash off! -$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! -$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! -You don't see them here. +'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' +$n exclaims, 'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' as $e dashes off! +You exclaim, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dash off! +$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! +$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -374,203 +374,203 @@ You don't see them here. # ~battlecry battlecry 0 5 0 0 -You beat your hands on your armor and give a blood-curdling warcry! -$n gives a blood-curdling warcry as $e beats $s hands on $s armor. -You beat your hands on your chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. -$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. -$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at you. -You begin to sound a warcry, until you realize they aren't here. -You start warcrying for no evident reason. Kind of looks weird. -$n starts warcrying at $mself for no evident reason. Hmmm.. Really weird. -You scream a warcry at $S $t -$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. -$n screams a warcry at at your $t and prepares for the attack. -You start to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. -$n starts to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. +You beat your hands on your armor and give a blood-curdling warcry! +$n gives a blood-curdling warcry as $e beats $s hands on $s armor. +You beat your hands on your chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. +$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. +$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at you. +You begin to sound a warcry, until you realize they aren't here. +You start warcrying for no evident reason. Kind of looks weird. +$n starts warcrying at $mself for no evident reason. Hmmm.. Really weird. +You scream a warcry at $S $t +$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. +$n screams a warcry at at your $t and prepares for the attack. +You start to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. +$n starts to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. ~beam beam 0 5 0 0 -You beam like a golden ray of sunshine. -$n is beaming like a golden ray of sunshine. -You beam a cheery smile at $M. -$n beams a cheery smile at $N. -$n beams a cheery smile at you. -You feel so warm and sunny, why not beam a smile at a real person? -You inwardly glow with warmth. -$n beams a warm smile at $mself. -You beam a cheery smile at $S $t -$n beam a cheery smile at $N's $t. -$n beams a cheery smile at your $t. -You beam a cheery smile at $p. -$n beam a cheery smile at $p. +You beam like a golden ray of sunshine. +$n is beaming like a golden ray of sunshine. +You beam a cheery smile at $M. +$n beams a cheery smile at $N. +$n beams a cheery smile at you. +You feel so warm and sunny, why not beam a smile at a real person? +You inwardly glow with warmth. +$n beams a warm smile at $mself. +You beam a cheery smile at $S $t +$n beam a cheery smile at $N's $t. +$n beams a cheery smile at your $t. +You beam a cheery smile at $p. +$n beam a cheery smile at $p. ~bearhug bearhug 0 5 0 0 -Which bear do you wish to hug? -$n is pretending to be a bear... RUN! -You give $M a HUGE bearhug and nearly crack $S spine. -$n gives $N a huge bearhug! -$n gives you a huge, bone crushing bearhug! -Perhaps you better take lessons from a real bear? -You try to break every bone in your body. -$n seems to be trying to break every bone in $s body! -You squeeze $S $t in an impressive bearhug. -$n squeezes $N's $t in an impressive bearhug. -$n bearhugs your $t. -You give $p a huge bearhug. -$n gives $p a huge bearhug. +Which bear do you wish to hug? +$n is pretending to be a bear... RUN! +You give $M a HUGE bearhug and nearly crack $S spine. +$n gives $N a huge bearhug! +$n gives you a huge, bone crushing bearhug! +Perhaps you better take lessons from a real bear? +You try to break every bone in your body. +$n seems to be trying to break every bone in $s body! +You squeeze $S $t in an impressive bearhug. +$n squeezes $N's $t in an impressive bearhug. +$n bearhugs your $t. +You give $p a huge bearhug. +$n gives $p a huge bearhug. ~beckon beckon 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to beckon? -$n beckons everyone closer. -You beckon $M over to where you stand. -$n beckons $N over to $m. -$n beckons you over to $m. -You beckon, but no one comes. -You beckon to yourself, are you coming? -$n beckons to $mself, how strange. -You look at $S $t and beckon it closer. -$n looks at $N's $t and beckons it closer. -$n looks at your $t and beckons it closer. -You look at $p and beckon it closer. -$n looks at $p and beckons it closer. +Whom do you wish to beckon? +$n beckons everyone closer. +You beckon $M over to where you stand. +$n beckons $N over to $m. +$n beckons you over to $m. +You beckon, but no one comes. +You beckon to yourself, are you coming? +$n beckons to $mself, how strange. +You look at $S $t and beckon it closer. +$n looks at $N's $t and beckons it closer. +$n looks at your $t and beckons it closer. +You look at $p and beckon it closer. +$n looks at $p and beckons it closer. ~beer beer 0 5 0 0 -Aaaaaaaah! Better now... -$n opens up a bottle of beer and drinks it in less than 0 seconds!!! -Dang! You spilled the beer all over $N! -$n, sloppy as always, spills $s beer over $N! -$n spills $s beer all over you! -They're not here, you'll have to drink it yourself, darn it? -You spill it all over yourself! GAAAhhhhhh! -$n is so drunk that $e spills the beer over $mself. -You spill beer on $S $t. -$n spills beer on $N's $t, what a sloppy drunk. -$n spills beer on your $t, what a sloppy drunk. -You spill beer on $p, what a waste. -$n spills beer on $p, what a sloppy drunk. +Aaaaaaaah! Better now... +$n opens up a bottle of beer and drinks it in less than 0 seconds!!! +Dang! You spilled the beer all over $N! +$n, sloppy as always, spills $s beer over $N! +$n spills $s beer all over you! +They're not here, you'll have to drink it yourself, darn it? +You spill it all over yourself! GAAAhhhhhh! +$n is so drunk that $e spills the beer over $mself. +You spill beer on $S $t. +$n spills beer on $N's $t, what a sloppy drunk. +$n spills beer on your $t, what a sloppy drunk. +You spill beer on $p, what a waste. +$n spills beer on $p, what a sloppy drunk. ~beg beg 0 5 0 0 -You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it! :-)) -The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy. -You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M. -$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty! +You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it! :-)) +The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy. +You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M. +$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty! $n begs you for money. You gratiously let $m peep at your fortune. -Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. -How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help. -$n begs $mself for money. -You look at $S $t and beg pitifully. -$n looks at $N's $t and begs pitifully. -$n looks at your $t and begs pitifully. -You look at $p and beg pitifully. -$n looks at $p and begs pitifully. +Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. +How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help. +$n begs $mself for money. +You look at $S $t and beg pitifully. +$n looks at $N's $t and begs pitifully. +$n looks at your $t and begs pitifully. +You look at $p and beg pitifully. +$n looks at $p and begs pitifully. ~behind behind 1 8 0 0 -Whom do you want to hide behind? +Whom do you want to hide behind? # -You hide behind $N. -$n hides behind $N. -$n hides behind you. -That person isn't here to hide behind. -You can't hide behind yourself! -$n tries to hide behind $mself, and fails miserably. +You hide behind $N. +$n hides behind $N. +$n hides behind you. +That person isn't here to hide behind. +You can't hide behind yourself! +$n tries to hide behind $mself, and fails miserably. # # # -You hide behind $p. -$n hides behind $p. +You hide behind $p. +$n hides behind $p. ~belch belch 0 5 0 0 -A belch rumbles from the bottom of your stomach and echoes loudly in the room! -The room rumbles and shakes as $n belches! -You belch in $S face for a long time. -$n belches in $N's face. -$n belches in your face for a long time. -Belching in someone's face is quite disgusting! -You belch at yourself, that's disgusting. -$n belches at $mself, how disgusting. -You look at $S $t and belch at it. -$n looks at $N's $t and belches at it. -$n looks at your $t and belches at it. -You look at $p and belch at it. -$n looks at $p and belches at it. +A belch rumbles from the bottom of your stomach and echoes loudly in the room! +The room rumbles and shakes as $n belches! +You belch in $S face for a long time. +$n belches in $N's face. +$n belches in your face for a long time. +Belching in someone's face is quite disgusting! +You belch at yourself, that's disgusting. +$n belches at $mself, how disgusting. +You look at $S $t and belch at it. +$n looks at $N's $t and belches at it. +$n looks at your $t and belches at it. +You look at $p and belch at it. +$n looks at $p and belches at it. ~bite bite 0 5 5 0 -Who do you want to bite? +Who do you want to bite? # -You savagely bite $N. -$n savagely bites $N. -$n savagely bites you! -I cannot see that person here. -You attempt to bite yourself on the neck. -$n attempts to bite $mself on the neck. -You sink your teeth into $N's $t. -$n sinks $s teeth into $N's $t. -$n sinks $s teeth into your $t. +You savagely bite $N. +$n savagely bites $N. +$n savagely bites you! +I cannot see that person here. +You attempt to bite yourself on the neck. +$n attempts to bite $mself on the neck. +You sink your teeth into $N's $t. +$n sinks $s teeth into $N's $t. +$n sinks $s teeth into your $t. # # ~blah blah 0 8 8 0 -You say, "BLAH!!" -$n goes, "BLAH!!" -You look at $N and go, "BLAH!" -$n looks at $N and goes, "BLAH!" -$n looks at you and goes, "BLAH!" -There's no one around by that name. -You look at yourself and go, "BLAH!" -$n looks at $mself and goes, "BLAH!" -You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $N's $t. -$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $N's $t. -$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on your $t. -You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $p. -$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $p. +You say, "BLAH!!" +$n goes, "BLAH!!" +You look at $N and go, "BLAH!" +$n looks at $N and goes, "BLAH!" +$n looks at you and goes, "BLAH!" +There's no one around by that name. +You look at yourself and go, "BLAH!" +$n looks at $mself and goes, "BLAH!" +You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $N's $t. +$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $N's $t. +$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on your $t. +You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $p. +$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $p. ~blame blame 0 5 0 0 -You blame everyone! -$n blames you! -You blame $M. -$n blames $N. -$n blames YOU! -Try placing the blame on someone you can see. -You blame yourself. -$n blames $mself. -You blame everything on $S $t. -$n blames everything on $N's $t. -$n blames everything on your $t. -You blame everything on $p. -$n blames everything on $p. +You blame everyone! +$n blames you! +You blame $M. +$n blames $N. +$n blames YOU! +Try placing the blame on someone you can see. +You blame yourself. +$n blames $mself. +You blame everything on $S $t. +$n blames everything on $N's $t. +$n blames everything on your $t. +You blame everything on $p. +$n blames everything on $p. ~bleed bleed 0 5 0 0 -You bleed profusely, making an awful mess... -$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess... -You bleed all over $M. -$n bleeds all over $N. -$n bleeds all over you.. YUCK! -You bleed in vain for no one cares. -You pick at an old scab and begin to bleed. -$n picks at an old scab and bleeds all over $sself. -You bleed all over $S $t. -$n bleeds all over $N's $t. -$n bleeds all over your $t. -You bleed all over $p. -$n bleeds all over $p. +You bleed profusely, making an awful mess... +$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess... +You bleed all over $M. +$n bleeds all over $N. +$n bleeds all over you.. YUCK! +You bleed in vain for no one cares. +You pick at an old scab and begin to bleed. +$n picks at an old scab and bleeds all over $sself. +You bleed all over $S $t. +$n bleeds all over $N's $t. +$n bleeds all over your $t. +You bleed all over $p. +$n bleeds all over $p. ~blink blink 0 5 0 0 -You blink. -$n blinks. -You blink at $M in disbelief. -$n blinks at $N. -$n blinks at you in disbelief. -Surprise! Surprise they are not here. -You blink your eye... Something in there? -$n seems to have something caught in $s eye. -You blink at $S $t -$n blinks at $N's $t. -$n blinks at your $t. -You blinks at $p. -$n blinks at $p. +You blink. +$n blinks. +You blink at $M in disbelief. +$n blinks at $N. +$n blinks at you in disbelief. +Surprise! Surprise they are not here. +You blink your eye... Something in there? +$n seems to have something caught in $s eye. +You blink at $S $t +$n blinks at $N's $t. +$n blinks at your $t. +You blinks at $p. +$n blinks at $p. ~bloob bloob 0 0 8 0 -You tell a story about a bloober, you once saw. -$n bloobs out about nothing and everything. +You tell a story about a bloober, you once saw. +$n bloobs out about nothing and everything. # # # @@ -584,14 +584,14 @@ $n bloobs out about nothing and everything. # ~blue blue 0 5 5 0 -You take a deep breath and hold it. -$n holds $s breath. -You glance at $N as you slowly start turning blue. -$n glances at $N as $e slowly starts turning blue. -$n glances at you as $e slowly starts turning blue. -Don't hold your breath, they're not here. -You slowly start turning blue. -$n slowly starts turning blue. +You take a deep breath and hold it. +$n holds $s breath. +You glance at $N as you slowly start turning blue. +$n glances at $N as $e slowly starts turning blue. +$n glances at you as $e slowly starts turning blue. +Don't hold your breath, they're not here. +You slowly start turning blue. +$n slowly starts turning blue. # # # @@ -599,98 +599,98 @@ $n slowly starts turning blue. # ~blush blush 0 5 0 0 -Your cheeks are burning. -$n blushes. -You glance at $M and blush. -$n glances at $N and blushes. -$n glances at you and blushes deeply. -You are too embarrassed for words. -You blush at the merest sight of yourself. -$n seems to be blushing over $mself. -You look at $S $t and blush. -$n looks at $N's $t and blushes. -$n looks at your $t and blushes. -You look at $p and blush. -$n looks at $p and blushes. +Your cheeks are burning. +$n blushes. +You glance at $M and blush. +$n glances at $N and blushes. +$n glances at you and blushes deeply. +You are too embarrassed for words. +You blush at the merest sight of yourself. +$n seems to be blushing over $mself. +You look at $S $t and blush. +$n looks at $N's $t and blushes. +$n looks at your $t and blushes. +You look at $p and blush. +$n looks at $p and blushes. ~bounce bo 0 5 0 0 -BOIINNNNNNGG! -$n bounces around the room. -You take $M out for a joyful bounce. -$n grabs $N and bounces around the room with $M. -$n grabs you and bounces around with you in joy. -Find another trampoline to bounce upon. -You go bouncing against the walls. -$n bounces off the walls! -You grab $S $t and start bouncing around with it. -$n grabs $N's $t and starts bouncing around with it. -$n grabs your $t and starts bouncing around with it. -You take it out for a joyful bounce. -$n grabs $p and starts bouncing around with it. +BOIINNNNNNGG! +$n bounces around the room. +You take $M out for a joyful bounce. +$n grabs $N and bounces around the room with $M. +$n grabs you and bounces around with you in joy. +Find another trampoline to bounce upon. +You go bouncing against the walls. +$n bounces off the walls! +You grab $S $t and start bouncing around with it. +$n grabs $N's $t and starts bouncing around with it. +$n grabs your $t and starts bouncing around with it. +You take it out for a joyful bounce. +$n grabs $p and starts bouncing around with it. ~boast boast 0 5 0 0 -You boast about your great deed. -$n boasts loudly about $s great deed. -You boastfully tell $M about yourself. -$n boasts to $N. -$n boastfully tells you about $mself. -Your boasts seem generally ignored. -You boast to yourself and fill your head with silly thoughts. -$n boasts to $mself, how conceited. -You boast about $S $t. -$n boasts about $N's $t. -$n boasts about your $t. -You boast about $p. -$n boast about $p. +You boast about your great deed. +$n boasts loudly about $s great deed. +You boastfully tell $M about yourself. +$n boasts to $N. +$n boastfully tells you about $mself. +Your boasts seem generally ignored. +You boast to yourself and fill your head with silly thoughts. +$n boasts to $mself, how conceited. +You boast about $S $t. +$n boasts about $N's $t. +$n boasts about your $t. +You boast about $p. +$n boast about $p. ~boggle boggle 0 5 0 0 -You are completely boggled. -$n is completely boggled. -You are boggled by $M. -$n seems a bit boggled by $N. -You seem to have boggled $n. -You are truly and utterly boggled it seems. -You boggle yourself... evidently it was quite easy. -$n's mind is completely boggled. -You are boggled over $S $t. -$n seems to be boggled over $N's $t. -$n boggles over your $t. -You are boggled by $p. -$n seems to be boggled over $p. +You are completely boggled. +$n is completely boggled. +You are boggled by $M. +$n seems a bit boggled by $N. +You seem to have boggled $n. +You are truly and utterly boggled it seems. +You boggle yourself... evidently it was quite easy. +$n's mind is completely boggled. +You are boggled over $S $t. +$n seems to be boggled over $N's $t. +$n boggles over your $t. +You are boggled by $p. +$n seems to be boggled over $p. ~boink boink 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to boink? -$n looks around, puzzled. -You boink $M. -$n boinks $N with ultimate passion. -$n boinks you passionately. -Who's that? -You boink yourself on the head. -*YUCK* $n boinks $mself on the head. -You boink $S $t. -$n boinks $N's $t. -$n boinks your $t. -You boink $p. -$n boinks $p. +Who do you want to boink? +$n looks around, puzzled. +You boink $M. +$n boinks $N with ultimate passion. +$n boinks you passionately. +Who's that? +You boink yourself on the head. +*YUCK* $n boinks $mself on the head. +You boink $S $t. +$n boinks $N's $t. +$n boinks your $t. +You boink $p. +$n boinks $p. ~bonk bonk 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to bonk on the head? -$n is looking for someone to bonk, RUN! -You bonk $M on the head. -$n bonks $N on the head. -$n bonks you on the head. OUCH! -The bonkee seems to have fled. -You bonk yourself on the head. Hey! that hurt! -$n bonks $mself in the head. -You bonk $S $t. -$n bonks $N's $t. -$n bonks your $t. -You bonk $p. -$n bonk $p. +Whom do you wish to bonk on the head? +$n is looking for someone to bonk, RUN! +You bonk $M on the head. +$n bonks $N on the head. +$n bonks you on the head. OUCH! +The bonkee seems to have fled. +You bonk yourself on the head. Hey! that hurt! +$n bonks $mself in the head. +You bonk $S $t. +$n bonks $N's $t. +$n bonks your $t. +You bonk $p. +$n bonk $p. ~boo boo 0 5 0 0 -'BOO!' you're a frightening person, aren't ya? -From out of nowhere, $n goes, "BOO!" +'BOO!' you're a frightening person, aren't ya? +From out of nowhere, $n goes, "BOO!" # # # @@ -704,74 +704,74 @@ From out of nowhere, $n goes, "BOO!" # ~booger booger 0 5 0 0 -You flick a booger from your finger off into space. -$n flicks a booger from $s finger. -You flick a slimy booger at $M. -$n flicks a booger at $N. -$n flicks a slimy booger at you. How disgusting! -Flicking boogers at people is not a good way of becoming well liked. -You pick your nose and discover a tasty booger. -$n picks $s nose and finds a big, green booger... ick! -You wipe a booger on $S $t. -$n wipes a booger on $N's $t. -$n wipes a booger on your $t. -You wipes a booger on $p. -$n wipes a booger $p. +You flick a booger from your finger off into space. +$n flicks a booger from $s finger. +You flick a slimy booger at $M. +$n flicks a booger at $N. +$n flicks a slimy booger at you. How disgusting! +Flicking boogers at people is not a good way of becoming well liked. +You pick your nose and discover a tasty booger. +$n picks $s nose and finds a big, green booger... ick! +You wipe a booger on $S $t. +$n wipes a booger on $N's $t. +$n wipes a booger on your $t. +You wipes a booger on $p. +$n wipes a booger $p. ~bop bop 0 5 0 0 -Bop who? -$n bops around like a teenager! -You bop $N over the head, OUCH! -$n bops $N over the head, OUCH! -$n bops you over the head, are you going to take that? -You bop around like a teenager. -You bop yourself over the head. -$n bops $s head hard with $s fist. -You bop $S $t. -$n bops $N's $t. -$n bops your $t. -You bop $p. -$n bop $p. +Bop who? +$n bops around like a teenager! +You bop $N over the head, OUCH! +$n bops $N over the head, OUCH! +$n bops you over the head, are you going to take that? +You bop around like a teenager. +You bop yourself over the head. +$n bops $s head hard with $s fist. +You bop $S $t. +$n bops $N's $t. +$n bops your $t. +You bop $p. +$n bop $p. ~bored bored 0 5 0 0 -You're bored out of your mind! -$n is bored out of $s mind! -Out of boredom, you try to annoy $N. -Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy $N. -Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy you. -They must be bored. They've left you all alone! -You're SO boring you even bore yourself! -$n bores even $mself! -Feeling very bored, you annoy $S $i. -Feeling very bored, $n annoys $N's $i. -Feeling very bored, $n annoys your $i. -Feeling bored, you try to annoy everyone with $p. -$n tries to annoy everyone with $p. +You're bored out of your mind! +$n is bored out of $s mind! +Out of boredom, you try to annoy $N. +Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy $N. +Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy you. +They must be bored. They've left you all alone! +You're SO boring you even bore yourself! +$n bores even $mself! +Feeling very bored, you annoy $S $t. +Feeling very bored, $n annoys $N's $t. +Feeling very bored, $n annoys your $t. +Feeling bored, you try to annoy everyone with $p. +$n tries to annoy everyone with $p. ~bow bow 0 5 0 0 -You bow deeply. -$n bows deeply. -You bow before $M. -$n bows before $N. -$n bows before you. -Who's that? -You kiss your toes. -$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes. -You bow at $S $t -$n bows at $N's $t. -$n bows at your $t. -You bow at $p. -$n bows at $p. +You bow deeply. +$n bows deeply. +You bow before $M. +$n bows before $N. +$n bows before you. +Who's that? +You kiss your toes. +$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes. +You bow at $S $t +$n bows at $N's $t. +$n bows at your $t. +You bow at $p. +$n bows at $p. ~box box 0 8 8 0 -You look for someone to box. -$n looks for someone to box. -You beat $N up. KO! -$n boxes $N. They both lose. -$n boxes with you. Oi... KO! -You beet him to a bloody pulp, they arn't here... -You can't beat yourself up! -Back away! $n is beating themselves up! +You look for someone to box. +$n looks for someone to box. +You beat $N up. KO! +$n boxes $N. They both lose. +$n boxes with you. Oi... KO! +You beet him to a bloody pulp, they arn't here... +You can't beat yourself up! +Back away! $n is beating themselves up! # # # @@ -779,44 +779,44 @@ Back away! $n is beating themselves up! # ~brag brag 0 5 0 0 -You brag about your adventures. -$n brags about deeds, done during $s countless adventures. -You brag to $M about your adventures. -$n brags to $N. -$n brags to you about $s adventures. -Your brags seem generally ignored. -You brag to yourself and make your head swell. -$n brags about $mself, how conceited. -You brag about $S $t. -$n brags about $N's $t. -$n bragss about your $t. -You brag about $p. -$n brags about $p. +You brag about your adventures. +$n brags about deeds, done during $s countless adventures. +You brag to $M about your adventures. +$n brags to $N. +$n brags to you about $s adventures. +Your brags seem generally ignored. +You brag to yourself and make your head swell. +$n brags about $mself, how conceited. +You brag about $S $t. +$n brags about $N's $t. +$n bragss about your $t. +You brag about $p. +$n brags about $p. ~brb brb 0 5 0 0 -You let everyone know that you'll be right back! -$n will be right back! -You tell $M you'll be right back. -$n tells $N that $e will be right back. -$n tells you that $e will be right back. -You tell someone that isn't there that you will be right back. -You tell yourself that you'll be right back. -$n tells $mself that $e will be right back. -You tell $S $t that you'll be right back. -$n tells $N's $t that you'll be right back. -$n tells $t that you'll be right back. -You tell $p that you'll be right back. -$n tells $p that you'll be right back. +You let everyone know that you'll be right back! +$n will be right back! +You tell $M you'll be right back. +$n tells $N that $e will be right back. +$n tells you that $e will be right back. +You tell someone that isn't there that you will be right back. +You tell yourself that you'll be right back. +$n tells $mself that $e will be right back. +You tell $S $t that you'll be right back. +$n tells $N's $t that you'll be right back. +$n tells $t that you'll be right back. +You tell $p that you'll be right back. +$n tells $p that you'll be right back. ~breathe breathe 0 5 0 0 -You breathe slowly and steadily. -$n breathes. -You breathe on $M. -$n breathes on $N. -$n's breathes deeply, $s breath warm against your skin. -You can't breathe on someone that isn't even here! -You breathe onto your hand and sniff it... what a pong! -$n breathes onto $s hand and sniffs it. +You breathe slowly and steadily. +$n breathes. +You breathe on $M. +$n breathes on $N. +$n's breathes deeply, $s breath warm against your skin. +You can't breathe on someone that isn't even here! +You breathe onto your hand and sniff it... what a pong! +$n breathes onto $s hand and sniffs it. # # # @@ -839,94 +839,94 @@ You shriek that $p is the sign of a witch! BURN it! $n shrieks that $p is the sign of a witch! BURN it! ~burp burp 0 5 0 0 -You burp loudly! Better excuse yourself. -$n burps loudly. -You burp in $S face. -$n burps in $N's face. -$n burps in your face. -Burping in someone's face is not polite. -You try to stifle a small burp. -$n's tummy seems to be bothering $m. -You look at $S $t and burp at it. -$n looks at $N's $t and burps at it. -$n looks at your $t and burps at it. -You look at $p and burps at it. -$n looks at $p and burps at it. +You burp loudly! Better excuse yourself. +$n burps loudly. +You burp in $S face. +$n burps in $N's face. +$n burps in your face. +Burping in someone's face is not polite. +You try to stifle a small burp. +$n's tummy seems to be bothering $m. +You look at $S $t and burp at it. +$n looks at $N's $t and burps at it. +$n looks at your $t and burps at it. +You look at $p and burps at it. +$n looks at $p and burps at it. ~buzz buzz 0 5 0 0 -You buzz like a bug. -$n buzzes. -You buzz like a mosquito in $S ear. -$n is buzzing in $N's ear. -$n buzzes annoyingly in your ear. -You are much too big of a bug to buzz! -Something seems to be buzzing in your ear. -A cloud of gnats buzz around $n's head. -You buzz at $S $t. -$n buzzes at $N's $t. -$n buzzes at your $t. -You buzz at $p. -$n buzzes at $p. +You buzz like a bug. +$n buzzes. +You buzz like a mosquito in $S ear. +$n is buzzing in $N's ear. +$n buzzes annoyingly in your ear. +You are much too big of a bug to buzz! +Something seems to be buzzing in your ear. +A cloud of gnats buzz around $n's head. +You buzz at $S $t. +$n buzzes at $N's $t. +$n buzzes at your $t. +You buzz at $p. +$n buzzes at $p. ~cackle cackle 0 5 0 0 -You cackle gleefully. -$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! -You grasp $S shoulder and cackle at $M. -$n grasps $N's shoulder, throws back $s head and cackles insanely. -$n insanely cackles in your face. -Your madness seems to have affected your eyesight. -Still working on that wicked witch impersonation? -$n begins to cackle to $mself like an old crone. -You cackle insanely at $S $t. -$n cackles insanely at $N's $t. -$n cackles insanely at your $t. -You cackles insanely at $p. -$n cackles insanely at $p. +You cackle gleefully. +$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! +You grasp $S shoulder and cackle at $M. +$n grasps $N's shoulder, throws back $s head and cackles insanely. +$n insanely cackles in your face. +Your madness seems to have affected your eyesight. +Still working on that wicked witch impersonation? +$n begins to cackle to $mself like an old crone. +You cackle insanely at $S $t. +$n cackles insanely at $N's $t. +$n cackles insanely at your $t. +You cackles insanely at $p. +$n cackles insanely at $p. ~cake cake 0 5 0 0 -Piece of cake! -$n thinks it will be a `piece of cake!' -You tell $M that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $N that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells you that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell someone that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell yourself that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $mself that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell $S $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $N's $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells your $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +Piece of cake! +$n thinks it will be a `piece of cake!' +You tell $M that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $N that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells you that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell someone that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell yourself that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $mself that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell $S $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $N's $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells your $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' ~calm calm 0 5 0 0 -You breathe deeply and count to 10. -$n takes in a few deep breaths and counts to 10. -You try to calm $N down. -$n tries to calm $N down. -$n tries to calm you down. -To late! -You breathe deeply and think happy thoughts. -$n breathes deeply and tries to calm $mself down. -You look at $N's $t and tell it to calm down. -$n looks at $N's $t and tells it to calm down. -$n looks at your $t and tells it to calm down. +You breathe deeply and count to 10. +$n takes in a few deep breaths and counts to 10. +You try to calm $N down. +$n tries to calm $N down. +$n tries to calm you down. +To late! +You breathe deeply and think happy thoughts. +$n breathes deeply and tries to calm $mself down. +You look at $N's $t and tell it to calm down. +$n looks at $N's $t and tells it to calm down. +$n looks at your $t and tells it to calm down. # # ~caress caress 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to caress? -$n is looking for someone to caress? -You gently caress $M. -$n gently caress $N. -$n gently caresses you. -I hope you know this person! -You caress yourself... hmmmm. -$n caresses $mself in front of everyone. -You gently caress $S $t. -$n gently caresses $N's $t. -$n gently caresses your $t, it feels nice. -You gently caress $p. -$n gently caresses $p. +Whom do you wish to caress? +$n is looking for someone to caress? +You gently caress $M. +$n gently caress $N. +$n gently caresses you. +I hope you know this person! +You caress yourself... hmmmm. +$n caresses $mself in front of everyone. +You gently caress $S $t. +$n gently caresses $N's $t. +$n gently caresses your $t, it feels nice. +You gently caress $p. +$n gently caresses $p. ~carrot carrot 0 8 8 0 What would you possibly do with a carrot.....? @@ -944,44 +944,44 @@ You stick your carrot in $p. $n sticks $s carrot into $p. ~cartwheel cartwheel 0 5 0 0 -You do a cartwheel. Wheeee! -$n does a cartwheel! -You cartwheel past $M. -$n cartwheels past $N in a blur. -$n cartwheels past you in a blur. -You spin me right round baby, right round... -You spin yourself around and around and around and... -$n does several cartwheels in a row. $e looks quite dizzy! -You do a cartwheel over $S $t. -$n does a cartwheel over $N's $t. -$n does a cartwheel over your $t. -You do a cartwheel over $p. -$n does a cartwheel over $p. +You do a cartwheel. Wheeee! +$n does a cartwheel! +You cartwheel past $M. +$n cartwheels past $N in a blur. +$n cartwheels past you in a blur. +You spin me right round baby, right round... +You spin yourself around and around and around and... +$n does several cartwheels in a row. $e looks quite dizzy! +You do a cartwheel over $S $t. +$n does a cartwheel over $N's $t. +$n does a cartwheel over your $t. +You do a cartwheel over $p. +$n does a cartwheel over $p. ~challenge challenge 0 5 0 0 -You challenge all who dare oppose you. -$n challenges all who dare oppose $m - better stay clear. -You challenge $N to a fight until DEATH! -$n challenges $N to fight $m until DEATH! -$n challenges you to fight $m until DEATH! -Challenge who?!? -Challenge yourself to mortal combat?? - stupid! -$n looks real stupid, walking in circles around $mself shadowfighting! -You challenge $S $t to a duel. -$n challenges $N's $t to a duel. -$n challenges your $t to a duel. -You challenge $p to a duel. -$n challenge $p to a duel. +You challenge all who dare oppose you. +$n challenges all who dare oppose $m - better stay clear. +You challenge $N to a fight until DEATH! +$n challenges $N to fight $m until DEATH! +$n challenges you to fight $m until DEATH! +Challenge who?!? +Challenge yourself to mortal combat?? - stupid! +$n looks real stupid, walking in circles around $mself shadowfighting! +You challenge $S $t to a duel. +$n challenges $N's $t to a duel. +$n challenges your $t to a duel. +You challenge $p to a duel. +$n challenge $p to a duel. ~channel channel 0 8 8 0 -You receive the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -$n wins the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -You give $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -$n gives $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -$n gives you the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -They left before you could present the award. -You award yourself for your accomplishments. -$n gives $mself the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +You receive the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +$n wins the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +You give $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +$n gives $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +$n gives you the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +They left before you could present the award. +You award yourself for your accomplishments. +$n gives $mself the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. # # # @@ -989,74 +989,74 @@ $n gives $mself the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. # ~charge charge 0 5 0 0 -CHARGE! Into the fray! -$n charges into the fray! -You charge headlong into $M! -$n charges headlong into $N. -$n charges right into you! -Will that be VISA, MasterCard, or AmEx? -Charge yourself? How? -$n looks real stupid, trying to charge at $mself! -You charge $S $t. -$n charges $N's $t. -$n charges your $t. -You charges $p. -$n charges $p. +CHARGE! Into the fray! +$n charges into the fray! +You charge headlong into $M! +$n charges headlong into $N. +$n charges right into you! +Will that be VISA, MasterCard, or AmEx? +Charge yourself? How? +$n looks real stupid, trying to charge at $mself! +You charge $S $t. +$n charges $N's $t. +$n charges your $t. +You charges $p. +$n charges $p. ~charm charm 0 5 0 0 -You look charming. -$n looks charming. -You are charmed by $M. -$n is charmed by $N. -$n is charmed by you. -Charming, isn't it? -You seem to be charmed by your own reflection. -$n is charmed by $s own reflection. -You are charmed by $S $t. -$n is charmed by $N's $t. -$n is charmed by your $t. -You is charmed by $p. -$n is charmed $p. +You look charming. +$n looks charming. +You are charmed by $M. +$n is charmed by $N. +$n is charmed by you. +Charming, isn't it? +You seem to be charmed by your own reflection. +$n is charmed by $s own reflection. +You are charmed by $S $t. +$n is charmed by $N's $t. +$n is charmed by your $t. +You is charmed by $p. +$n is charmed $p. ~cheer cheer 0 5 0 0 -Hooray! -$n gives a resounding cheer. -You cheer $M. -$n cheers $N's great work. -$n gives you a hearty cheer. -Hmmm wonder where they went? -You congratulate yourself. -$n seems to be very impressed with $mself. -You cheer at $S $t. -$n cheers at $N's $t. -$n cheers at your $t. -You cheer at $p. -$n cheers at $p. +Hooray! +$n gives a resounding cheer. +You cheer $M. +$n cheers $N's great work. +$n gives you a hearty cheer. +Hmmm wonder where they went? +You congratulate yourself. +$n seems to be very impressed with $mself. +You cheer at $S $t. +$n cheers at $N's $t. +$n cheers at your $t. +You cheer at $p. +$n cheers at $p. ~chitter chitter 0 5 0 0 -You chitter like a squirrel. -$n chitters loudly. -You chitter at $M like a squirrel. -$n chitters at $N. -$n chitters at you. -You chitter like a rabid squirrel at no one in particular. -You chitter to yourself like a squirrel off $s nut. -$n chitters loudly to $mself. -You chitter at $S $t. -$n chitters at $N's $t. -$n chitters at your $t. -You chitter at $p. -$n chitters at $p. +You chitter like a squirrel. +$n chitters loudly. +You chitter at $M like a squirrel. +$n chitters at $N. +$n chitters at you. +You chitter like a rabid squirrel at no one in particular. +You chitter to yourself like a squirrel off $s nut. +$n chitters loudly to $mself. +You chitter at $S $t. +$n chitters at $N's $t. +$n chitters at your $t. +You chitter at $p. +$n chitters at $p. ~choke choke 0 5 5 0 -You choke and gasp for breath. -$n chokes and gasps for breath. -You look pleadingly at $N as you choke and gasp for breath. -$n looks pleadingly at $N as $e chokes and gasps for breath. -$n looks pleadingly at you as $e chokes and gasps for breath. -I can't see them, I'm sorry. -You're slowly choking to death. Help! -$n is slowly choking to death. Help! +You choke and gasp for breath. +$n chokes and gasps for breath. +You look pleadingly at $N as you choke and gasp for breath. +$n looks pleadingly at $N as $e chokes and gasps for breath. +$n looks pleadingly at you as $e chokes and gasps for breath. +I can't see them, I'm sorry. +You're slowly choking to death. Help! +$n is slowly choking to death. Help! # # # @@ -1064,12 +1064,12 @@ $n is slowly choking to death. Help! # ~chortle chortle 0 5 0 0 -You chortle. -$n chortles. -You chortle at $N. -$n chortles at $N. -$n chortles at you. -You don't see them here! +You chortle. +$n chortles. +You chortle at $N. +$n chortles at $N. +$n chortles at you. +You don't see them here! # # # @@ -1079,14 +1079,14 @@ You don't see them here! # ~christmas christmas 0 8 8 0 -You wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!! -$n wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!!! -You wish $N a Merry Christmas!!! -$n wishes $N a very Merry Christmas!!! -$n wishes you a very Merry Christmas!!! -First sign of insanity... -You wish yourself a very Merry Christmas. -$n wishes $mself a very Merry Christmas. +You wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!! +$n wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!!! +You wish $N a Merry Christmas!!! +$n wishes $N a very Merry Christmas!!! +$n wishes you a very Merry Christmas!!! +First sign of insanity... +You wish yourself a very Merry Christmas. +$n wishes $mself a very Merry Christmas. # # # @@ -1094,59 +1094,59 @@ $n wishes $mself a very Merry Christmas. # ~chuckles chu 0 5 0 0 -You chuckle politely. -$n chuckles politely. +You chuckle politely. +$n chuckles politely. You chuckle at $N. -$n chuckles at $N. -$n chuckles at you. -Hmm... No one like that seems to be about. -You chuckle quietly to yourself. +$n chuckles at $N. +$n chuckles at you. +Hmm... No one like that seems to be about. +You chuckle quietly to yourself. $n chuckles quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke. -You chuckle at $S $t. -$n chuckles at $N's $t. -$n chuckles at your $t. -You chuckle at $p. -$n chuckles at $p. +You chuckle at $S $t. +$n chuckles at $N's $t. +$n chuckles at your $t. +You chuckle at $p. +$n chuckles at $p. ~clap clap 0 5 0 0 -You clap your small hands together. -$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together. -You clap wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! -$n claps wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! -$n claps wholeheartedly for your achievement! -You make the sound of one hand clapping. -You clap your hands over your ears. -$n claps $s hands over $s ears. -You clap at $S $t. -$n claps at $N's $t. -$n claps at your $t. -You clap at $p. -$n claps at $p. +You clap your small hands together. +$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together. +You clap wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! +$n claps wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! +$n claps wholeheartedly for your achievement! +You make the sound of one hand clapping. +You clap your hands over your ears. +$n claps $s hands over $s ears. +You clap at $S $t. +$n claps at $N's $t. +$n claps at your $t. +You clap at $p. +$n claps at $p. ~clobber clobber 0 5 0 0 -Clobber the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me... -$n starts shadow-boxing. -You clobber $M right in the face! Yuck, the BLOOD! -$n swings weakly at $N, missing by miles. -$n tries to clobber you but misses by a good quarter-mile... -Clobber who? -You clobber yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied. -$n clobbers $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid. -You clobber $M in the $t! -$n clobbers $N in the $t! -$n clobbers you in the $t! -You clobber $p. -$n clobbers $p. +Clobber the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me... +$n starts shadow-boxing. +You clobber $M right in the face! Yuck, the BLOOD! +$n swings weakly at $N, missing by miles. +$n tries to clobber you but misses by a good quarter-mile... +Clobber who? +You clobber yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied. +$n clobbers $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid. +You clobber $M in the $t! +$n clobbers $N in the $t! +$n clobbers you in the $t! +You clobber $p. +$n clobbers $p. ~coffee coffee 0 8 8 0 -You pour coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. -$n pours coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. -You fix two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pour $M some coffee. -$n fixes two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pours $M some coffee. -$n fixes two strips of tape to your eyelids and pours you some coffee. -Pouring coffee for imaginary friends? -You fix two strips of tape to your eyelids and pour yourself some coffee. -$n fixes two strips of tape to $s eyelids and pours $mself some coffee. +You pour coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. +$n pours coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. +You fix two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pour $M some coffee. +$n fixes two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pours $M some coffee. +$n fixes two strips of tape to your eyelids and pours you some coffee. +Pouring coffee for imaginary friends? +You fix two strips of tape to your eyelids and pour yourself some coffee. +$n fixes two strips of tape to $s eyelids and pours $mself some coffee. # # # @@ -1154,8 +1154,8 @@ $n fixes two strips of tape to $s eyelids and pours $mself some coffee. # ~cold cold 0 8 8 0 -You shiver and hug your body, trying to get warm -$n's teeth starts chattering from the extremely cold weather +You shiver and hug your body, trying to get warm. +$n's teeth starts chattering from the extremely cold weather. # # # @@ -1169,73 +1169,73 @@ $n's teeth starts chattering from the extremely cold weather # ~collapse collapse 0 5 0 0 -You collapse into a heap of weary bones. -$n collapses into a heap. -You collapse on top of $M. -$n collapses on top of $N. -$n collapses on top of you. -Are you really at the point of total collapse? -You totally collapse. -$n totally collapses. -You collapse on $S $t. -$n collapses on $N's $t. -$n collapses on your $t. -You collapse on $p. -$n collapses on $p. +You collapse into a heap of weary bones. +$n collapses into a heap. +You collapse on top of $M. +$n collapses on top of $N. +$n collapses on top of you. +Are you really at the point of total collapse? +You totally collapse. +$n totally collapses. +You collapse on $S $t. +$n collapses on $N's $t. +$n collapses on your $t. +You collapse on $p. +$n collapses on $p. ~comfort com 0 5 0 0 -Do you feel uncomfortable? -$n looks for someone to comfort. -You comfort $M. -$n comforts $N. -$n comforts you. -Comfort who? -You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. -$n tries to comfort $mself. -You comfort $S $t. -$n comforts $N's $t. -$n comforts your $t. -You comfort $p. -$n comforts $p. +Do you feel uncomfortable? +$n looks for someone to comfort. +You comfort $M. +$n comforts $N. +$n comforts you. +Comfort who? +You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. +$n tries to comfort $mself. +You comfort $S $t. +$n comforts $N's $t. +$n comforts your $t. +You comfort $p. +$n comforts $p. ~comb comb 0 5 0 0 -You comb your hair -- perfect. -$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen! -You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess! -$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair. -$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. -That person is not here. -You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. -$n tries to comb $s tangled hair. -You comb $S $t. -$n combs $N's $t. -$n combs your $t. -You comb $p. -$n comb $p. +You comb your hair -- perfect. +$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen! +You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess! +$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair. +$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. +That person is not here. +You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. +$n tries to comb $s tangled hair. +You comb $S $t. +$n combs $N's $t. +$n combs your $t. +You comb $p. +$n comb $p. ~confuse confuse 0 5 0 0 -You feel very confused. -$n feels very confused. -You try to confuse $M. -$n tries to confuse $N. -$n tries to confuse you. -You're confused? So am I! Who's that supposed to be aimed at? -Well done, you've gone and confused yourself! -$n has confused $mself now. -You look at $N's $i in confusion. -$n looks at $N's $i in confusion. -$n looks at your $i in confusion. +You feel very confused. +$n feels very confused. +You try to confuse $M. +$n tries to confuse $N. +$n tries to confuse you. +You're confused? So am I! Who's that supposed to be aimed at? +Well done, you've gone and confused yourself! +$n has confused $mself now. +You look at $N's $t in confusion. +$n looks at $N's $t in confusion. +$n looks at your $t in confusion. # # ~conga conga 0 8 8 0 -@YYou start a conga line! Conga conga conga!!@n -@Y$n starts dancing around creating a conga line! (type CONGA to join $m)@n -@YYou put your hands on $N's hips and join the conga line!@n -@Y$n places their hands on $N's hips and joins the conga line!@n -@Y$n places their hands on your hips and joins the conga line! Weee fun!@n -You do not see them here. -You must conga with someone else! +@YYou start a conga line! Conga conga conga!!@n +@Y$n starts dancing around creating a conga line! (type CONGA to join $m)@n +@YYou put your hands on $N's hips and join the conga line!@n +@Y$n places their hands on $N's hips and joins the conga line!@n +@Y$n places their hands on your hips and joins the conga line! Weee fun!@n +You do not see them here. +You must conga with someone else! # # # @@ -1244,8 +1244,8 @@ You must conga with someone else! # ~conga2 conga2 0 8 8 0 -@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n -@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n +@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n +@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n # # # @@ -1259,98 +1259,98 @@ You must conga with someone else! # ~console conso 0 5 0 0 -You feel unconsolable. -$n looks for someone to console $m. -You console $M. -$n consoles $N. -$n consoles you. -Console who? -You make a vain attempt to console yourself. -$n tries to console $mself. -You console $S $t. -$n consoles $N's $t. -$n consoles your $t. -You console $p. -$n consoles $p. +You feel unconsolable. +$n looks for someone to console $m. +You console $M. +$n consoles $N. +$n consoles you. +Console who? +You make a vain attempt to console yourself. +$n tries to console $mself. +You console $S $t. +$n consoles $N's $t. +$n consoles your $t. +You console $p. +$n consoles $p. ~contemplate contemplate 0 5 5 0 -You contemplate theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. -$n contemplates theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. -You contemplate $N, and the reason why $E exists. -$n contemplates $N, and the reason why $E exists. -$n contemplates you, and the reason why you exist. -You contemplate nothingness, mainly because that person isn't even there! -You contemplate yourself and the reason for why you exist. -$n contemplates $mself and the reason for why $e exists. -You contemplate the meaning of $N's $t. -$n contemplates the meaning of $N's $t. -$n contemplates the meaning of your $t. +You contemplate theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. +$n contemplates theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. +You contemplate $N, and the reason why $E exists. +$n contemplates $N, and the reason why $E exists. +$n contemplates you, and the reason why you exist. +You contemplate nothingness, mainly because that person isn't even there! +You contemplate yourself and the reason for why you exist. +$n contemplates $mself and the reason for why $e exists. +You contemplate the meaning of $N's $t. +$n contemplates the meaning of $N's $t. +$n contemplates the meaning of your $t. # # ~cough cough 0 5 0 0 -You cough. -$n coughs. -You cough at $M trying to get attention. -$n coughs all over $N. -$n coughs all over you. -You cough, but they don't seem to care. -Something tickles your throat and you begin to cough. -$n coughs all over $sself. -You cough on $S $t. -$n coughs on $N's $t. -$n coughs on your $t. -You cough on $p. -$n coughs on $p. +You cough. +$n coughs. +You cough at $M trying to get attention. +$n coughs all over $N. +$n coughs all over you. +You cough, but they don't seem to care. +Something tickles your throat and you begin to cough. +$n coughs all over $sself. +You cough on $S $t. +$n coughs on $N's $t. +$n coughs on your $t. +You cough on $p. +$n coughs on $p. ~cower cower 0 5 0 0 -You cower away in fear. -$n cowers away in fear. -You cower away from $M in fear! -$n cowers away from $N. -$n cowers away from you in fear! -Who has scared you to the point of cowering? -You cower away from your own shadow. -$n cowers away from $s own shadow! -You cower away from $S $t. -$n cowers away from $N's $t. -$n cowers away from your $t. -You cower away from $p. -$n cowers away from $p. +You cower away in fear. +$n cowers away in fear. +You cower away from $M in fear! +$n cowers away from $N. +$n cowers away from you in fear! +Who has scared you to the point of cowering? +You cower away from your own shadow. +$n cowers away from $s own shadow! +You cower away from $S $t. +$n cowers away from $N's $t. +$n cowers away from your $t. +You cower away from $p. +$n cowers away from $p. ~cradle cradle 0 5 0 0 -You look around desperatly for someone to cradle in your arms. -$n is looking for someone to cradle in $s arms. -You wrap your arms around $N, cradling $M close to you. -$n wraps $s arms around $N, cradling $M to $m closely. -$n wraps $s arms gently around you, cradling you close to $m. -Sorry, they aren't here....maybe a cat would better suit you? -You wrap your arms around yourself and pretend it is your loved one. -n wraps $s arms around $mself as $e rocks side to side. -You cradle $S $t. -$n cradles $N's $t. -$n cradles your $t. -You cradle $p. -$n cradles $p. +You look around desperatly for someone to cradle in your arms. +$n is looking for someone to cradle in $s arms. +You wrap your arms around $N, cradling $M close to you. +$n wraps $s arms around $N, cradling $M to $m closely. +$n wraps $s arms gently around you, cradling you close to $m. +Sorry, they aren't here....maybe a cat would better suit you? +You wrap your arms around yourself and pretend it is your loved one. +n wraps $s arms around $mself as $e rocks side to side. +You cradle $S $t. +$n cradles $N's $t. +$n cradles your $t. +You cradle $p. +$n cradles $p. ~crazed crazed 0 8 8 0 -You get a crazed look in your eyes. -$n gets a crazed look in $s eyes. -You glance at $N with a crazed look in your eyes. -$n glances at $N with a crazed look in $s eyes. -$n glances at you with a crazed look in $s eyes. -You're crazy, they're not here. -You give yourself a crazed look. -$n gives $mself a crazed look. -You glance at $N's $t with a crazed look in your eyes. -$n glances at $N's $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. -$n glances at your $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. -You glance at $p with a crazed look in your eyes. -$n glances at $p with a crazed look in $s eyes. +You get a crazed look in your eyes. +$n gets a crazed look in $s eyes. +You glance at $N with a crazed look in your eyes. +$n glances at $N with a crazed look in $s eyes. +$n glances at you with a crazed look in $s eyes. +You're crazy, they're not here. +You give yourself a crazed look. +$n gives $mself a crazed look. +You glance at $N's $t with a crazed look in your eyes. +$n glances at $N's $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. +$n glances at your $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. +You glance at $p with a crazed look in your eyes. +$n glances at $p with a crazed look in $s eyes. ~crazy crazy 0 8 8 0 -You look around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once... they put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." The memories flow back. -$n looks around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once. They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." Their eyes daze over as they start to remember. +You look around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once... they put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." The memories flow back. +$n looks around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once. They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." Their eyes daze over as they start to remember. # # # @@ -1364,74 +1364,74 @@ $n looks around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once. They put me in a rubber room w # ~creep creep 0 5 0 0 -You creep quietly. -$n is creeping along quietly. -You creep towards $N. -$n creeps towards $N. -$n creeps towards you. -Sorry, they aren't here, you creep. -You creep towards yourself. -$n creeps towards $mself, how strange. -You creep towards $S $t. -$n creeps towards $N's $t. -$n creeps towards your $t. -You creep towards $p. -$n creeps towards $p. +You creep quietly. +$n is creeping along quietly. +You creep towards $N. +$n creeps towards $N. +$n creeps towards you. +Sorry, they aren't here, you creep. +You creep towards yourself. +$n creeps towards $mself, how strange. +You creep towards $S $t. +$n creeps towards $N's $t. +$n creeps towards your $t. +You creep towards $p. +$n creeps towards $p. ~cringe cringe 0 5 0 0 -You cringe in terror. -$n cringes in terror! -You cringe away from $M. -$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. -$n cringes away from you. -I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of? -You cringe at yourself, what are you afraid of? -$n cringes at $mself, how strange. -You cringe at $S $t. -$n cringes at $N's $t. -$n cringes at your $t. -You cringe at $p. -$n cringes at $p. +You cringe in terror. +$n cringes in terror! +You cringe away from $M. +$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. +$n cringes away from you. +I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of? +You cringe at yourself, what are you afraid of? +$n cringes at $mself, how strange. +You cringe at $S $t. +$n cringes at $N's $t. +$n cringes at your $t. +You cringe at $p. +$n cringes at $p. ~criticize criticize 0 5 0 0 -You criticize the whole world. -$n criticizes everything and everyone. -You harshly criticize $M. -$n harshly criticizes $N. -$n harshly criticizes you, $e should talk! -Whom do you wish to criticize? -Don't be so hard on yourself! -$n harshly criticizes $mself. -You criticize $S $t. -$n criticizes $N's $t. -$n criticizes your $t. -You criticize $p. -$n criticizes $p. +You criticize the whole world. +$n criticizes everything and everyone. +You harshly criticize $M. +$n harshly criticizes $N. +$n harshly criticizes you, $e should talk! +Whom do you wish to criticize? +Don't be so hard on yourself! +$n harshly criticizes $mself. +You criticize $S $t. +$n criticizes $N's $t. +$n criticizes your $t. +You criticize $p. +$n criticizes $p. ~croon croon 0 5 0 0 -You croon a melody in a mellow, soothing voice. -$n croons a soulful melody. -You croon a soothing tune to $M. -$n croons a song to $N in a soothing voice. -$n soulfully croons a song to you. -You croon away... off into space... -Ol' Blue Eyes, eh? -$n thinks $e croons like Frank Sinatra. -You croon at $S $t. -$n croons at $N's $t. -$n croons at your $t. -You croon at $p. -$n croons at $p. +You croon a melody in a mellow, soothing voice. +$n croons a soulful melody. +You croon a soothing tune to $M. +$n croons a song to $N in a soothing voice. +$n soulfully croons a song to you. +You croon away... off into space... +Ol' Blue Eyes, eh? +$n thinks $e croons like Frank Sinatra. +You croon at $S $t. +$n croons at $N's $t. +$n croons at your $t. +You croon at $p. +$n croons at $p. ~crossfinger crossfinger 0 8 8 0 -You cross your fingers and hope for the best. -$n crosses $s fingers and hopes for the best. -You cross your fingers and ask $N to wish you luck. -$n crosses $s fingers and asks $N to wish $m luck. -$n crosses $s fingers and asks you to wish $m luck. -They didn't wait around to wish you luck. -You cross your fingers and pray you don't mess things up. -$n crosses $s fingers and hopes he doesn't mess things up. +You cross your fingers and hope for the best. +$n crosses $s fingers and hopes for the best. +You cross your fingers and ask $N to wish you luck. +$n crosses $s fingers and asks $N to wish $m luck. +$n crosses $s fingers and asks you to wish $m luck. +They didn't wait around to wish you luck. +You cross your fingers and pray you don't mess things up. +$n crosses $s fingers and hopes he doesn't mess things up. # # # @@ -1439,89 +1439,89 @@ $n crosses $s fingers and hopes he doesn't mess things up. # ~crushed crushed 0 8 8 0 -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by you! -You are CRUSHED by their nonexistance. -You are CRUSHED by yourself! -$n is CRUSHED by $mself. -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by your $t! -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by you! +You are CRUSHED by their nonexistance. +You are CRUSHED by yourself! +$n is CRUSHED by $mself. +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by your $t! +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! ~cry cry 0 5 0 0 -Waaaaah.. -$n bursts into tears. -You cry on $S shoulder. -$n cries on $N's shoulder. -$n cries on your shoulder. -Who's that? -You cry to yourself. -$n sobs quietly to $mself. -You cry on $S $t. -$n cries on $N's $t. -$n cries on your $t. -You cry on $p. -$n cries on $p. +Waaaaah.. +$n bursts into tears. +You cry on $S shoulder. +$n cries on $N's shoulder. +$n cries on your shoulder. +Who's that? +You cry to yourself. +$n sobs quietly to $mself. +You cry on $S $t. +$n cries on $N's $t. +$n cries on your $t. +You cry on $p. +$n cries on $p. ~crylaugh crylaugh 0 8 8 0 -You wipe a tear from your eye. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye. -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at you. -You're crying with laughter that they left? -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at yourself. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $mself. -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N's $t. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N's $t. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at your $t. -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $p. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $p. +You wipe a tear from your eye. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye. +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at you. +You're crying with laughter that they left? +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at yourself. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $mself. +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N's $t. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N's $t. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at your $t. +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $p. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $p. ~cuddle cuddle 0 5 0 0 -Who do you feel like cuddling today? -$n wants to cuddle with someone. -You cuddle $M. -$n cuddles $N. -$n cuddles you. -They aren't here. -You must feel very cuddly indeed.. :) -$n cuddles $mself. -You cuddle $S $t. -$n cuddles $N's $t. -$n cuddles your $t. -You cuddle $p. -$n cuddle $p. +Who do you feel like cuddling today? +$n wants to cuddle with someone. +You cuddle $M. +$n cuddles $N. +$n cuddles you. +They aren't here. +You must feel very cuddly indeed.. :) +$n cuddles $mself. +You cuddle $S $t. +$n cuddles $N's $t. +$n cuddles your $t. +You cuddle $p. +$n cuddle $p. ~curious curious 0 8 8 0 -You look curiously about. -$n looks curiously about. -You look curiously at $N. -$n looks curiously at $N. -$n looks curiously at you. -Are you curious that they're not here? -You examine yourself curiously. -$n examines $mself curiously. -You look curiously at $N's $t. -$n looks curiously at $N's $t. -$n looks curiously at your $t. -You look curiously at $p. -$n looks curiously at $p. +You look curiously about. +$n looks curiously about. +You look curiously at $N. +$n looks curiously at $N. +$n looks curiously at you. +Are you curious that they're not here? +You examine yourself curiously. +$n examines $mself curiously. +You look curiously at $N's $t. +$n looks curiously at $N's $t. +$n looks curiously at your $t. +You look curiously at $p. +$n looks curiously at $p. ~curl curl 0 5 0 0 -Curl what? -$n curls up into a little ball. -You curl up at $N's feet. -$n curls up into a little ball at $N's feet and goes to sleep. -$n curls up into a little ball and falls asleep at your feet. -You curl up to your imaginary friend. -You curl up and go to sleep. -$n curls and goes to sleep. +Curl what? +$n curls up into a little ball. +You curl up at $N's feet. +$n curls up into a little ball at $N's feet and goes to sleep. +$n curls up into a little ball and falls asleep at your feet. +You curl up to your imaginary friend. +You curl up and go to sleep. +$n curls and goes to sleep. # # # @@ -1529,100 +1529,100 @@ $n curls and goes to sleep. # ~curse curse 0 5 0 0 -You swear loudly for a long time. -$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! -You curse $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. -$n calls doubt on $N's parentage. -$n curses you, what a moron! -Your curses echo emptily. -You make yourself a solemn promise. -$n curses under $s breath. -You curse $S $t. -$n curses $N's $t. -$n curses your $t. -You curse $p. -$n curses $p. +You swear loudly for a long time. +$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! +You curse $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. +$n calls doubt on $N's parentage. +$n curses you, what a moron! +Your curses echo emptily. +You make yourself a solemn promise. +$n curses under $s breath. +You curse $S $t. +$n curses $N's $t. +$n curses your $t. +You curse $p. +$n curses $p. ~curtsey curtsey 0 5 0 0 -You curtsey to your audience. -$n curtseys gracefully. -You curtsey to $M. -$n curtsies gracefully to $N. -$n curtsies to you. -But there is nobody by that name here. -You try to curtsy to yourself and fall over. -$n falls over on $s derriere. -You curtsey at $S $t. -$n curtseys at $N's $t. -$n curtseys at your $t. -You curtsey at $p. -$n curtseys at $p. +You curtsey to your audience. +$n curtseys gracefully. +You curtsey to $M. +$n curtsies gracefully to $N. +$n curtsies to you. +But there is nobody by that name here. +You try to curtsy to yourself and fall over. +$n falls over on $s derriere. +You curtsey at $S $t. +$n curtseys at $N's $t. +$n curtseys at your $t. +You curtsey at $p. +$n curtseys at $p. ~custard custard 0 5 0 0 -You pull out a large custard pie and begin munching on it. -$n pulls out a large custard pie and eats it face-first. -You whip out a custard pie and slam it into $N's face, laughing all the while. -$n whips out a custard pie and slams it into $N's face! Whipped cream everywhere! -$n slams a custard pie into your face, which permanently dents your forehead. -You can't throw a pie at someone when they aren't here. *reality check* -You pull out a custard pie and slam it into your face. YUMMY. -$n pulls out a custard pie and slams it into $s face. YUM. -You toss a pie straight at $S $t. -$n tosses a custard pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. -$n tosses a custard pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. -You toss a custard pie onto $p. -$n tosses a custard pie onto $p. +You pull out a large custard pie and begin munching on it. +$n pulls out a large custard pie and eats it face-first. +You whip out a custard pie and slam it into $N's face, laughing all the while. +$n whips out a custard pie and slams it into $N's face! Whipped cream everywhere! +$n slams a custard pie into your face, which permanently dents your forehead. +You can't throw a pie at someone when they aren't here. *reality check* +You pull out a custard pie and slam it into your face. YUMMY. +$n pulls out a custard pie and slams it into $s face. YUM. +You toss a pie straight at $S $t. +$n tosses a custard pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. +$n tosses a custard pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. +You toss a custard pie onto $p. +$n tosses a custard pie onto $p. ~dance dance 0 5 8 0 -You dance around happily. -$n dances a little jig. -You dance around happily with $M. -$n dances around happily with $N. -$n dances around happily with you. -Eh, WHO? -You dance around happily by yourself. -$n skips a light Fandango. -You grab $S $t and start dancing with it. -$n grabs $N's $t and starts dancing with it. -$n grabs your $t and starts dancing with it. -You dance around happily with $p. -$n grabs $p and starts dancing with it. +You dance around happily. +$n dances a little jig. +You dance around happily with $M. +$n dances around happily with $N. +$n dances around happily with you. +Eh, WHO? +You dance around happily by yourself. +$n skips a light Fandango. +You grab $S $t and start dancing with it. +$n grabs $N's $t and starts dancing with it. +$n grabs your $t and starts dancing with it. +You dance around happily with $p. +$n grabs $p and starts dancing with it. ~dark dark 0 5 0 0 -As you concentrate the room appears to darken. -$n concentrates on something, and the light in the room dims. -You raise your hand, palm open, towards $N. -$n raises $s hand, palm open, towards $N who staggers back. -$n raises $s hand, palm open towards you, and a wave of darkness passes through you! -You raise your hand and concentrate, but nothing happens. -You place your own hand over your heart, and a wave of darkness passes through you. -$n places $s hand over $s heart, and stumbles back. -You grab $S $t and send a wave of darkness through it. -$n grabs $N's $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. -$n grabs your $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. -You take $p and send a wave of darkness through it. -$n grabs $p and sends a wave of darkness through it. +As you concentrate the room appears to darken. +$n concentrates on something, and the light in the room dims. +You raise your hand, palm open, towards $N. +$n raises $s hand, palm open, towards $N who staggers back. +$n raises $s hand, palm open towards you, and a wave of darkness passes through you! +You raise your hand and concentrate, but nothing happens. +You place your own hand over your heart, and a wave of darkness passes through you. +$n places $s hand over $s heart, and stumbles back. +You grab $S $t and send a wave of darkness through it. +$n grabs $N's $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. +$n grabs your $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. +You take $p and send a wave of darkness through it. +$n grabs $p and sends a wave of darkness through it. ~daydream daydream 0 5 0 0 -You dream of better times. -$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. -You look at $M dreamily. -$n looks at $N dreamily. -$n looks dreamily at you. -Your idol seems not to be here... -You must love yourself, huh? -$n daydreasm about $mself... get a life, huh? -You look at $S $t dreamily. -$n looks at $N's $t dreamily. -$n looks at your $t dreamily. -You look dreamily at $p. -$n looks dreamily at $p. +You dream of better times. +$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. +You look at $M dreamily. +$n looks at $N dreamily. +$n looks dreamily at you. +Your idol seems not to be here... +You must love yourself, huh? +$n daydreasm about $mself... get a life, huh? +You look at $S $t dreamily. +$n looks at $N's $t dreamily. +$n looks at your $t dreamily. +You look dreamily at $p. +$n looks dreamily at $p. ~dbc dbc 0 6 0 0 -This action is unfinished. -This action is unfinished. -You conjure up a bowl of icecream -$n conjures up a large bowl filled with Chocolate icecream, dipped in chocolate fudge sitting on a chocolate fudge brownie and hands it to $N - DBC +This action is unfinished. +This action is unfinished. +You conjure up a bowl of icecream +$n conjures up a large bowl filled with Chocolate icecream, dipped in chocolate fudge sitting on a chocolate fudge brownie and hands it to $N - DBC # # # @@ -1634,12 +1634,12 @@ $n conjures up a large bowl filled with Chocolate icecream, dipped in chocolate # ~dead dead 0 8 8 0 -You stagger weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! -$n staggers weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! -You stagger weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! -$n staggers weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! -$n staggers weakly, grasping your shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! -They're not here to observe your tragic demise. +You stagger weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! +$n staggers weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! +You stagger weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! +$n staggers weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! +$n staggers weakly, grasping your shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! +They're not here to observe your tragic demise. # # # @@ -1649,14 +1649,14 @@ They're not here to observe your tragic demise. # ~deaf deaf 0 8 8 0 -You plug your ears with your fingers and scream 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' -$n plugs $s ears with $s fingers and loudly screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' -You plug your ears and scream loudly so you can't hear $N. -$n plugs $s ears and screams violently at $N. -$n plugs $s ears and screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' in your face. -You plug your ears with your fingers and make a scene for no reason in particular. -You try and drown out your own speech by plugging your ears and screaming obscenely. -$n plugs $s ears and screams at $mself because $e doesn't know how to shut up. That'll teach $m. +You plug your ears with your fingers and scream 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' +$n plugs $s ears with $s fingers and loudly screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' +You plug your ears and scream loudly so you can't hear $N. +$n plugs $s ears and screams violently at $N. +$n plugs $s ears and screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' in your face. +You plug your ears with your fingers and make a scene for no reason in particular. +You try and drown out your own speech by plugging your ears and screaming obscenely. +$n plugs $s ears and screams at $mself because $e doesn't know how to shut up. That'll teach $m. # # # @@ -1664,14 +1664,14 @@ $n plugs $s ears and screams at $mself because $e doesn't know how to shut up. T # ~defib defib 0 8 8 0 -You charge up the defibrillator and yell 'Clear.' -$n charges up $s defibrillator and yells 'clear.' -You place the defibrillator paddles on $N's chest and give $M a jolt. -$n places some defibrillator paddles against $N's chest and gives $M a jolt. -$n places some defibrillator paddles against your chest and jolts you half to death. -You look around for someone to jolt. -You place the paddles against yourself. Are you crazy? -$n places the defibrillator paddles on $mself and is jolted by the shock. +You charge up the defibrillator and yell 'Clear.' +$n charges up $s defibrillator and yells 'clear.' +You place the defibrillator paddles on $N's chest and give $M a jolt. +$n places some defibrillator paddles against $N's chest and gives $M a jolt. +$n places some defibrillator paddles against your chest and jolts you half to death. +You look around for someone to jolt. +You place the paddles against yourself. Are you crazy? +$n places the defibrillator paddles on $mself and is jolted by the shock. # # # @@ -1679,128 +1679,128 @@ $n places the defibrillator paddles on $mself and is jolted by the shock. # ~despair despair 0 5 0 0 -You throw your hands up in despair. You give up. -$n surrenders, and throws $s hands up in despair. -You throw your hands up in despair at $N. -$n thinks of $N, and throws $s hands in the air. -$n thinks of you, and throws $s hand up in despair. -If you want to show despair find someone to show it to. -You are fed up with yourself. -$n is fed up with $mself. -You look at $S $t despairingly. -$n looks at $N's $t despairingly. -$n looks at your $t despairingly. -You look despairingly at $p. -$n looks despairingly at $p. +You throw your hands up in despair. You give up. +$n surrenders, and throws $s hands up in despair. +You throw your hands up in despair at $N. +$n thinks of $N, and throws $s hands in the air. +$n thinks of you, and throws $s hand up in despair. +If you want to show despair find someone to show it to. +You are fed up with yourself. +$n is fed up with $mself. +You look at $S $t despairingly. +$n looks at $N's $t despairingly. +$n looks at your $t despairingly. +You look despairingly at $p. +$n looks despairingly at $p. ~despine despine 0 5 0 0 -You de-spine yourself... Ow. -$n de-spined $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... -You rip out $N's spine and cackle insanely, holding it up! -$n reaches over to $N's back, rips out $M spine, and laughs insanely! -$n has just ripped out your spine! Damn, that *HURT!* -Who do you wish to de-spine? -You de-spine yourself... Ow. -$n de-spines $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... -You try to de-spine $S $t. -$n tries to de-spine $N's $t. -$n tries to de-spine your $t. -You rip the spine out of the $p, then realize... inanimate objects don't have spines. -$n tries in vain to rip the $p's spine out, because it has no spine. +You de-spine yourself... Ow. +$n de-spined $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... +You rip out $N's spine and cackle insanely, holding it up! +$n reaches over to $N's back, rips out $M spine, and laughs insanely! +$n has just ripped out your spine! Damn, that *HURT!* +Who do you wish to de-spine? +You de-spine yourself... Ow. +$n de-spines $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... +You try to de-spine $S $t. +$n tries to de-spine $N's $t. +$n tries to de-spine your $t. +You rip the spine out of the $p, then realize... inanimate objects don't have spines. +$n tries in vain to rip the $p's spine out, because it has no spine. ~differ differ 0 5 0 0 -You differ with that. -$n begs to differ. -You differ with what $E just said. -$n begs to differ with what $N just said. -$n begs to differ with what you just said. -You differ with whom? -You are disagreeing with yourself? -$n is disagreeing with $mself, AGAIN! -You disagree with $S $t. -$n disagrees with $N's $t. -$n disagrees with your $t. -You disagree with $p. -$n disagree with $p. +You differ with that. +$n begs to differ. +You differ with what $E just said. +$n begs to differ with what $N just said. +$n begs to differ with what you just said. +You differ with whom? +You are disagreeing with yourself? +$n is disagreeing with $mself, AGAIN! +You disagree with $S $t. +$n disagrees with $N's $t. +$n disagrees with your $t. +You disagree with $p. +$n disagree with $p. ~disapprove disapprove 0 8 8 0 -You shake your head disapprovingly. -$n shakes $s head disapprovingly. -You give $N a disapproving glance. -$n gives $N a disapproving glance. -$n glances disapprovingly at you. -You disapprove of them but they're not here to notice. -You disapprove of yourself. -$n gives $mself a disapproving glance. -You glance disapprovingly at $N's $t. -$n glances disapprovingly at $N's $t. -$n glances disapprovingly at your $t. -You glance disapprovingly at $p. -$n glances disapprovingly at $p. +You shake your head disapprovingly. +$n shakes $s head disapprovingly. +You give $N a disapproving glance. +$n gives $N a disapproving glance. +$n glances disapprovingly at you. +You disapprove of them but they're not here to notice. +You disapprove of yourself. +$n gives $mself a disapproving glance. +You glance disapprovingly at $N's $t. +$n glances disapprovingly at $N's $t. +$n glances disapprovingly at your $t. +You glance disapprovingly at $p. +$n glances disapprovingly at $p. ~discombob discombob 0 5 0 0 -You feel discombobulated. -$n feels discombobulated. -You think $M is discombobulated. -$n thinks $N is discombobulated. -$n thinks you are discombobulated. -You think someone is discombobulated? You're right. -You become all discombobulated. -$n becomes all discombobulated. -You look at $S discombobulated $t. -$n looks at $N's $t and declares it discombobulated. -$n looks at your $t and declares it discombobulated. -You look at $p and declare it discombobulated. -$n looks at $p and declares it discombobulated. +You feel discombobulated. +$n feels discombobulated. +You think $M is discombobulated. +$n thinks $N is discombobulated. +$n thinks you are discombobulated. +You think someone is discombobulated? You're right. +You become all discombobulated. +$n becomes all discombobulated. +You look at $S discombobulated $t. +$n looks at $N's $t and declares it discombobulated. +$n looks at your $t and declares it discombobulated. +You look at $p and declare it discombobulated. +$n looks at $p and declares it discombobulated. ~disturbed disturbed 0 8 8 0 -You are highly disturbed... -$n is highly disturbed... -You find $N highly disturbing... -$n finds $N highly disturbing... -$n finds you highly disturbing... -They're not there... disturbing! -You are actually disturbed by yourself. -$n is disturbed by $mself. -$N's $t disturbs you... -$n is highly disturbed by $N's $t... -$n is highly disturbed by your $t... -You find $p highly disturbing... -$n finds $p highly disturbing... +You are highly disturbed... +$n is highly disturbed... +You find $N highly disturbing... +$n finds $N highly disturbing... +$n finds you highly disturbing... +They're not there... disturbing! +You are actually disturbed by yourself. +$n is disturbed by $mself. +$N's $t disturbs you... +$n is highly disturbed by $N's $t... +$n is highly disturbed by your $t... +You find $p highly disturbing... +$n finds $p highly disturbing... ~dive dive 0 5 0 0 -You dive into the dirt. -$n dives into the dirt. -You dive behind $N's massive butt. -$n dives behind $N's massive butt. -$n dives behind your massive butt! -Sorry, that person's massive butt isn't here.. -Thats not an easy thing to do. -$n tries to dive behind $s own ass, but fails miserably. -You dive behind $N's massive $t. -$n dives behind $N's massive $t. -$n dives behind your massive $N. -You dive behind $p. -$n dives behind $p. +You dive into the dirt. +$n dives into the dirt. +You dive behind $N's massive butt. +$n dives behind $N's massive butt. +$n dives behind your massive butt! +Sorry, that person's massive butt isn't here.. +Thats not an easy thing to do. +$n tries to dive behind $s own ass, but fails miserably. +You dive behind $N's massive $t. +$n dives behind $N's massive $t. +$n dives behind your massive $N. +You dive behind $p. +$n dives behind $p. ~doh doh 0 5 0 0 -Doh! -$n dohs! -You look at $M and exclaim 'doh!' -$n looks at $N and exclaims 'doh!' -$n looks at you and exclaims 'doh!' -Doh a deer, a female deer... -You slap your forehead and exclaim 'doh!' -$n slaps $s forehead and exclaims 'doh!' -You look at $S $t and exclaim 'doh!' -$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims 'doh!' -$n looks at your $t and exclaims 'doh!' -You look at $p and and exclaim 'doh!' -$n looks at $p and and exclaims 'doh!' +Doh! +$n dohs! +You look at $M and exclaim 'doh!' +$n looks at $N and exclaims 'doh!' +$n looks at you and exclaims 'doh!' +Doh a deer, a female deer... +You slap your forehead and exclaim 'doh!' +$n slaps $s forehead and exclaims 'doh!' +You look at $S $t and exclaim 'doh!' +$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims 'doh!' +$n looks at your $t and exclaims 'doh!' +You look at $p and and exclaim 'doh!' +$n looks at $p and and exclaims 'doh!' ~doodle doodle 0 -1 -1 0 -You doodle in the dirt. -$n doodles in the dirt. +You doodle in the dirt. +$n doodles in the dirt. # # # @@ -1814,68 +1814,68 @@ $n doodles in the dirt. # ~dread dread 0 8 8 0 -You dread to think. -$n dreads to think. -You recoil from $N in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $N in mortal dread. -$n recoils from you in mortal dread. -You dread them even when they're not here. -You recoil from yourself in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $mself in mortal dread. -You recoil from $N's $t in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $N's $t in mortal dread. -$n recoils from your $t in mortal dread. -You recoil from $p in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $p in mortal dread. +You dread to think. +$n dreads to think. +You recoil from $N in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $N in mortal dread. +$n recoils from you in mortal dread. +You dread them even when they're not here. +You recoil from yourself in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $mself in mortal dread. +You recoil from $N's $t in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $N's $t in mortal dread. +$n recoils from your $t in mortal dread. +You recoil from $p in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $p in mortal dread. ~drool drool 0 5 0 0 -You start to drool. -$n starts to drool. -You drool all over $N. -$n drools all over $N. -$n drools all over you. -Pardon?? -Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk! -$n drools on $mself. What a sight. -You drool all over $S $t. -$n drools all over $N's $t. -$n drools all over your $t. -You drool on $p. -$n drools on $p. +You start to drool. +$n starts to drool. +You drool all over $N. +$n drools all over $N. +$n drools all over you. +Pardon?? +Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk! +$n drools on $mself. What a sight. +You drool all over $S $t. +$n drools all over $N's $t. +$n drools all over your $t. +You drool on $p. +$n drools on $p. ~drumroll drumroll 0 8 8 0 -You pound out a drumroll. -$n pounds out a drumroll. -You give $M a drumroll. -$n gives $N a drumroll. -$n gives you a drumroll. -You give a drumroll for someone that is not there. -You give yourself a drumroll. -$n gives $mself a drumroll. -You pound out a drumroll on $S $t. -$n pounds out a drumroll on $N's $t. -$n pounds out a drumroll on your $t. -You pound out a drumroll on $p. -$n pounds out a drumroll on $p. +You pound out a drumroll. +$n pounds out a drumroll. +You give $M a drumroll. +$n gives $N a drumroll. +$n gives you a drumroll. +You give a drumroll for someone that is not there. +You give yourself a drumroll. +$n gives $mself a drumroll. +You pound out a drumroll on $S $t. +$n pounds out a drumroll on $N's $t. +$n pounds out a drumroll on your $t. +You pound out a drumroll on $p. +$n pounds out a drumroll on $p. ~duck duck 0 5 0 0 -You duck out of the way. -$n ducks out of the way. -You duck past $M. -$n ducks past $N. -$n ducks past you. -Quack? -You begin to waddle and quack like a duck. -$n begins to waddle and quack like a duck. -You duck under $S $t. -$n ducks under $N's $t. -$n ducks under your $t. -You duck under $p. -$n ducks under $p. +You duck out of the way. +$n ducks out of the way. +You duck past $M. +$n ducks past $N. +$n ducks past you. +Quack? +You begin to waddle and quack like a duck. +$n begins to waddle and quack like a duck. +You duck under $S $t. +$n ducks under $N's $t. +$n ducks under your $t. +You duck under $p. +$n ducks under $p. ~duh duh 0 8 8 0 -You hit yourself in the forhead and go, 'Duh!'. -$n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the? +You hit yourself in the forhead and go, 'Duh!'. +$n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the? # # # @@ -1889,14 +1889,14 @@ $n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the? # ~earlick earlick 0 5 0 0 -There must be two people to do this you know... -$n looks seems to be looking for something. -You start to lick $N's ear gently and light in the touch. -$n whispers something to $N. -$n gently starts to lick your ear. MMmmmm... -Not here.. sorry. Pick another ear. -You can't. -$n seems to have something stuck between $s teeth. +There must be two people to do this you know... +$n looks seems to be looking for something. +You start to lick $N's ear gently and light in the touch. +$n whispers something to $N. +$n gently starts to lick your ear. MMmmmm... +Not here.. sorry. Pick another ear. +You can't. +$n seems to have something stuck between $s teeth. # # # @@ -1904,44 +1904,44 @@ $n seems to have something stuck between $s teeth. # ~eek eek 0 5 0 0 -Eeeeeeeek! -$n leaps onto a table and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' -$N is terrifying!!! -$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of $N. -$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of you. -Panting you realise that the foul creature has left. Phewww.... -You point at yourself and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' -$n points at $mself and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' -You point at $S $t and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -$n points at $N's $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -$n points at your $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -You point at $p and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -$n points at $p and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +Eeeeeeeek! +$n leaps onto a table and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' +$N is terrifying!!! +$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of $N. +$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of you. +Panting you realise that the foul creature has left. Phewww.... +You point at yourself and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' +$n points at $mself and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' +You point at $S $t and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +$n points at $N's $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +$n points at your $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +You point at $p and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +$n points at $p and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. ~eep eep 0 5 0 0 -Eeeeep! -$n looks a little sheepish and goes 'eep'. -You look at $M and go 'eep'. -$n looks at $N and goes 'eep'. -$n looks at you and goes 'eep'. -Find someone else to eep at. -You look down go 'eep'. -$n looks down and goes 'eep'. -You look at $S $i and go 'eep'. -$n looks at $N's $i and goes 'eep'. -$n looks at your $i and goes 'eep'. -You look at $p and go 'eep'. -$n looks at $p and goes 'eep'. +Eeeeep! +$n looks a little sheepish and goes 'eep'. +You look at $M and go 'eep'. +$n looks at $N and goes 'eep'. +$n looks at you and goes 'eep'. +Find someone else to eep at. +You look down go 'eep'. +$n looks down and goes 'eep'. +You look at $S $t and go 'eep'. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes 'eep'. +$n looks at your $t and goes 'eep'. +You look at $p and go 'eep'. +$n looks at $p and goes 'eep'. ~ego ego 0 8 8 0 Your ego inflates like a giant balloon. -$n's ego inflates like a giant balloon! -You watch $N's ego inflate like a balloon. -$n watches $N's ego inflate like a balloon. -$n watches your ego inflate like a balloon. -They're not here to admire your ego. -You inflate your own ego like a giant balloon! -$n inflates $s ego like a giant balloon! +$n's ego inflates like a giant balloon! +You watch $N's ego inflate like a balloon. +$n watches $N's ego inflate like a balloon. +$n watches your ego inflate like a balloon. +They're not here to admire your ego. +You inflate your own ego like a giant balloon! +$n inflates $s ego like a giant balloon! # # # @@ -1949,23 +1949,23 @@ $n inflates $s ego like a giant balloon! # ~egrin egrin 0 5 5 0 -You grin very evilly. -$n grins very evilly. -You grin evilly, trying to frighten $M. -$n grins evilly, trying to frighten $N. -$n grins evilly, trying to frighten you. -Now, what's the point in trying to intimidate nothing? -You grin evilly, thinking about your own devious plans. -$n grins evilly, thinking about $s own devious plans. -You grin evilly at $N's $t. -$n grins evilly at $N's $t. -$n grins evilly at your $t. +You grin very evilly. +$n grins very evilly. +You grin evilly, trying to frighten $M. +$n grins evilly, trying to frighten $N. +$n grins evilly, trying to frighten you. +Now, what's the point in trying to intimidate nothing? +You grin evilly, thinking about your own devious plans. +$n grins evilly, thinking about $s own devious plans. +You grin evilly at $N's $t. +$n grins evilly at $N's $t. +$n grins evilly at your $t. # # ~elephantma elephantma 0 5 0 0 -You show your grotesque face and scream, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' -$n with the grotesque face screams, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' +You show your grotesque face and scream, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' +$n with the grotesque face screams, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' # # # @@ -1979,154 +1979,154 @@ $n with the grotesque face screams, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' # ~embrace embrace 0 5 0 0 -You reach but come away empty. :( -$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there. -You embrace $M warmly. -$n embraces $N warmly. -$n embraces you warmly. -Alas, your embracee is not here. -You embrace yourself?? -$n wraps $s arms around $mself for a warm self-embrace. -You embrace $S $t warmly. -$n embraces $N's $t warmly. -$n embraces your $t warmly. -You embrace $p warmly. -$n embraces $p warmly. +You reach but come away empty. :( +$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there. +You embrace $M warmly. +$n embraces $N warmly. +$n embraces you warmly. +Alas, your embracee is not here. +You embrace yourself?? +$n wraps $s arms around $mself for a warm self-embrace. +You embrace $S $t warmly. +$n embraces $N's $t warmly. +$n embraces your $t warmly. +You embrace $p warmly. +$n embraces $p warmly. ~enthuse enthuse 0 5 0 0 -You throw your arms wide and express enthusiasm for the beautiful day! -$n throws $s arms wide and expresses enthusiasm for the beautiful day! -You throw your arms around $N and hug $M enthusiastically! -$n throws $s arms around $N and hugs $s enthusiastically! -$n throws $s arms around you and hugs you enthusiastically! -Not here to enthuse. -You hug yourself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! -$n hugs $mself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! -You look enthusiastically at $S $t. -$n seems very enthused by $N's $t. -$n seems very enthused by your $t. -You throw your arms around $p and hug it enthusiastically! -$n throws $s arms around $p and hugs it enthusiastically! +You throw your arms wide and express enthusiasm for the beautiful day! +$n throws $s arms wide and expresses enthusiasm for the beautiful day! +You throw your arms around $N and hug $M enthusiastically! +$n throws $s arms around $N and hugs $s enthusiastically! +$n throws $s arms around you and hugs you enthusiastically! +Not here to enthuse. +You hug yourself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! +$n hugs $mself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! +You look enthusiastically at $S $t. +$n seems very enthused by $N's $t. +$n seems very enthused by your $t. +You throw your arms around $p and hug it enthusiastically! +$n throws $s arms around $p and hugs it enthusiastically! ~envy envy 0 8 8 0 -You turn green with envy! -$n turns green with envy! -You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies you. -You envy their... lack of presence? -You are envious of yourself. -$n turns green, envious of $mself. -You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N's $t. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N's $t. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies your $t. -You become an attractive green colour as you envy $p. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $p. +You turn green with envy! +$n turns green with envy! +You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies you. +You envy their... lack of presence? +You are envious of yourself. +$n turns green, envious of $mself. +You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N's $t. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N's $t. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies your $t. +You become an attractive green colour as you envy $p. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $p. ~evileye evileye 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to give the evileye? -$n looks for someone to give an evileye at. -You give $M the evileye. -$n gives $M the evileye. -$n gives you the evileye... scary! -Better check out that evileye. -You give yourself the evileye? -$n gives $mself the evileye. -You give $S $t the evileye. -$n gives $N's $t the evileye. -$n gives your $t the evileye. -You give $p the evileye. -$n gives $p the evileye. +Whom do you wish to give the evileye? +$n looks for someone to give an evileye at. +You give $M the evileye. +$n gives $M the evileye. +$n gives you the evileye... scary! +Better check out that evileye. +You give yourself the evileye? +$n gives $mself the evileye. +You give $S $t the evileye. +$n gives $N's $t the evileye. +$n gives your $t the evileye. +You give $p the evileye. +$n gives $p the evileye. ~eww eww 0 8 8 0 -Your face distorts in unspeakable horror - Ewwwwww! -$n's face distorts in unspeakable horror as $e shrieks Ewwwww! -You grimace in horror at $N and shriek Ewwwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $N and shrieks Ewwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at you and shrieks Ewwwww! -Hmm... imaginary friend of yours? -You grimace in horror at yourself and shriek Ewwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $mself and shrieks Ewwwww! -You grimace in horror at $N's $t and shriek Ewwwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $N's $t and shrieks Ewwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at your $t and shrieks Ewwwww! -You grimace in horror at $p and shriek Ewwwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $p and shrieks Ewwwww! +Your face distorts in unspeakable horror - Ewwwwww! +$n's face distorts in unspeakable horror as $e shrieks Ewwwww! +You grimace in horror at $N and shriek Ewwwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $N and shrieks Ewwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at you and shrieks Ewwwww! +Hmm... imaginary friend of yours? +You grimace in horror at yourself and shriek Ewwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $mself and shrieks Ewwwww! +You grimace in horror at $N's $t and shriek Ewwwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $N's $t and shrieks Ewwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at your $t and shrieks Ewwwww! +You grimace in horror at $p and shriek Ewwwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $p and shrieks Ewwwww! ~excuse excuse 0 5 0 0 -You say 'excuse me' -$n exclaims 'Excuse me!' -You excuse yourself to $M. -$n excuses $mself to $N. -$n excuses $mself to you. -Well EXCUSE me! -You excuse yourself. -$n excuses $mself. -You excuse yourself to $S $t. -$n excuses $mself to $N's $t. -$n excuses $mself to your $t. -You excuse yourself to $p. -$n excuses $mself to $p. +You say 'excuse me' +$n exclaims 'Excuse me!' +You excuse yourself to $M. +$n excuses $mself to $N. +$n excuses $mself to you. +Well EXCUSE me! +You excuse yourself. +$n excuses $mself. +You excuse yourself to $S $t. +$n excuses $mself to $N's $t. +$n excuses $mself to your $t. +You excuse yourself to $p. +$n excuses $mself to $p. ~eye eye 0 5 0 0 -Your eyes take on a quizzical expression. -$n's eyes take on a quizzical expression. -You eye $N quizzically. -$n eyes $N quizzically. -$n eyes you quizzically. -You eye up the empty room. -You eye yourself quizzically. -$n eyes $mself quizzically. -You eye $N's $t quizzically. -$n eyes $N's $t quizzically. -$n eyes your $t quizzically. -You eye $p quizzically. -$n eyes $p quizzically. +Your eyes take on a quizzical expression. +$n's eyes take on a quizzical expression. +You eye $N quizzically. +$n eyes $N quizzically. +$n eyes you quizzically. +You eye up the empty room. +You eye yourself quizzically. +$n eyes $mself quizzically. +You eye $N's $t quizzically. +$n eyes $N's $t quizzically. +$n eyes your $t quizzically. +You eye $p quizzically. +$n eyes $p quizzically. ~eyebrow eyebrow 0 8 8 0 -You raise an eyebrow inquiringly. -$n raises an eyebrow inquiringly. -You raise an eyebrow at $N, confused about what $E means. -$n raises an eyebrow at $N. -$n raises an eyebrow at you. -At whom do you wish to raise your eyebrows? -You raise and eyebrow at yourself, very questionable. -$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. -You look at $S $t and raise your eyebrows! -$n looks at $N's $t and raises $s eyebrows! -$n looks at your $t and raises $s eyebrows! -You look at $p and raise your eyebrows! -$n looks at $p and raises $s eyebrows! +You raise an eyebrow inquiringly. +$n raises an eyebrow inquiringly. +You raise an eyebrow at $N, confused about what $E means. +$n raises an eyebrow at $N. +$n raises an eyebrow at you. +At whom do you wish to raise your eyebrows? +You raise and eyebrow at yourself, very questionable. +$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. +You look at $S $t and raise your eyebrows! +$n looks at $N's $t and raises $s eyebrows! +$n looks at your $t and raises $s eyebrows! +You look at $p and raise your eyebrows! +$n looks at $p and raises $s eyebrows! ~eyeroll eyer 0 5 0 0 -You roll your eyes. -$n rolls $s eyes. -You look at $M and roll your eyes. -$n rolls $s eyes at $N. -$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes. -Um... who? -You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. -$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. -You roll your eyes at $S $t. -$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t. -$n rolls $s eyes at your $t. -You roll your eyes at $p! -$n rolls $s eyes at $p. +You roll your eyes. +$n rolls $s eyes. +You look at $M and roll your eyes. +$n rolls $s eyes at $N. +$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes. +Um... who? +You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. +$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. +You roll your eyes at $S $t. +$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t. +$n rolls $s eyes at your $t. +You roll your eyes at $p! +$n rolls $s eyes at $p. ~facegrab facegrab 0 5 0 0 -You look around for someone's face to grab. -$n looks around for someone's face to grab! -You grab $N's face tightly! -$n grabs $N's face tightly! -$n grabs your face tightly! -They're not here. -You grab your own face in disbelief. -$n grabs $s own face in disbelief. -You look at $S $t and contemplate grabbing it. -$n looks at $N's $t and contemplates grabbing it. -$n looks at your $t and contemplates grabbing it. -You look at $p and contemplates grabbing it. -$n looks at $p and contemplates grabbing it. +You look around for someone's face to grab. +$n looks around for someone's face to grab! +You grab $N's face tightly! +$n grabs $N's face tightly! +$n grabs your face tightly! +They're not here. +You grab your own face in disbelief. +$n grabs $s own face in disbelief. +You look at $S $t and contemplate grabbing it. +$n looks at $N's $t and contemplates grabbing it. +$n looks at your $t and contemplates grabbing it. +You look at $p and contemplates grabbing it. +$n looks at $p and contemplates grabbing it. ~facepalm facepalm 0 8 8 0 You plant your face in the palm of your hand with disbelief. @@ -2144,14 +2144,14 @@ You plant your face in the palm of your hand, cursing the day $p was ever concei $n plants $s face into the palm of $s hand, cursing the day $p was ever conceived. ~fade fade 0 5 0 0 -You disappear into the void. -$n slowly fades out of existence. -You make $N disappear. -$n makes $N fade out of existence. -You follow $n and disappear into the void $n. -Already gone. Good Job. -You disappear into the void. -$n slowly fades out of existence. +You disappear into the void. +$n slowly fades out of existence. +You make $N disappear. +$n makes $N fade out of existence. +You follow $n and disappear into the void $n. +Already gone. Good Job. +You disappear into the void. +$n slowly fades out of existence. # # # @@ -2159,44 +2159,44 @@ $n slowly fades out of existence. # ~faint faint 0 5 0 0 -You faint dead away. -$n faints dead away. -You faint into $N's arms. -$n faints into $N's arms. -Feeling heroic, you catch $n as $e faints into your arms. -That person is not here to catch you, and you fall to the ground. -You faint at the sight of yourself. -$n faints at the sight of $mself. -You look at $S $t and faint. -$n looks at $N's $t and faints. -$n looks at your $t and faints. -You faint at the sight of $p. -$n faints at the sight of $p. +You faint dead away. +$n faints dead away. +You faint into $N's arms. +$n faints into $N's arms. +Feeling heroic, you catch $n as $e faints into your arms. +That person is not here to catch you, and you fall to the ground. +You faint at the sight of yourself. +$n faints at the sight of $mself. +You look at $S $t and faint. +$n looks at $N's $t and faints. +$n looks at your $t and faints. +You faint at the sight of $p. +$n faints at the sight of $p. ~fall fall 0 5 0 0 -You fall on your face! -$n falls flat on $s face, what a klutz! -You fall on $M! -$n falls on $N, how clumsy! -$n falls on you! -Who did you want to fall on? -Its pretty hard to fall on yourself. -$n tries to fall on $mself and fails miserably. -You fall on $S $t. -$n falls on $N's $t. -$n falls on your $t. -You fall on $p. -$n falls on $p. +You fall on your face! +$n falls flat on $s face, what a klutz! +You fall on $M! +$n falls on $N, how clumsy! +$n falls on you! +Who did you want to fall on? +Its pretty hard to fall on yourself. +$n tries to fall on $mself and fails miserably. +You fall on $S $t. +$n falls on $N's $t. +$n falls on your $t. +You fall on $p. +$n falls on $p. ~fan fan 0 5 0 0 -Fan who? -$n begins fanning the air, how odd! -You wave your paper fan at $N in an attempt to cool $M down. -$n pulls out a large cloth fan, and slowly waves it near $N , *now where did those grapes go?* -$n cools you down by fanning you. -Maybe you should check the WHO list again? -You feel much cooler, after fanning yourself. -$n cools $mself off, with a paper fan +Fan who? +$n begins fanning the air, how odd! +You wave your paper fan at $N in an attempt to cool $M down. +$n pulls out a large cloth fan, and slowly waves it near $N , *now where did those grapes go?* +$n cools you down by fanning you. +Maybe you should check the WHO list again? +You feel much cooler, after fanning yourself. +$n cools $mself off, with a paper fan # # # @@ -2204,177 +2204,177 @@ $n cools $mself off, with a paper fan # ~fart fart 0 5 0 0 -Where are your manners? -$n lets off a real rip-roarer! -You fart in $s general direction. -$n farts in $N's general direction. -$n farts in your general direction. -You let loose a noxious stinky cloud that only you can smell. -You fart and are overwhelmed by the odiferous stench. -$n farts and nearly faints from the smell. -You fart on $S $t. -$n farts on $N's $t. -$n farts on your $t. -You fart on $p. -$n farts on $p. +Where are your manners? +$n lets off a real rip-roarer! +You fart in $s general direction. +$n farts in $N's general direction. +$n farts in your general direction. +You let loose a noxious stinky cloud that only you can smell. +You fart and are overwhelmed by the odiferous stench. +$n farts and nearly faints from the smell. +You fart on $S $t. +$n farts on $N's $t. +$n farts on your $t. +You fart on $p. +$n farts on $p. ~fish fish 0 5 0 0 -You take out your smelly fish. Who wants some?? -$n takes out a smelly fish and grins a devilish grin. -You take out your smelly fish and whack the muffins out of $M. -$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage with a smelly fish on $N. -$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a smelly fish. -You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. -You whack yourself with a smelly fish. Ahh, the joys of life! -$n whacks $mself with a smelly. -You whack at $N's $t with your smelly fish. -$n whacks $N's $t with $s smelly fish, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! -$n mercilessly whacks at your $t with a smelly fish. -You whack at $p with your smelly fish. -$n starts whacking at $p with a smelly fish for absolutley no reason whatsoever. +You take out your smelly fish. Who wants some?? +$n takes out a smelly fish and grins a devilish grin. +You take out your smelly fish and whack the muffins out of $M. +$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage with a smelly fish on $N. +$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a smelly fish. +You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. +You whack yourself with a smelly fish. Ahh, the joys of life! +$n whacks $mself with a smelly. +You whack at $N's $t with your smelly fish. +$n whacks $N's $t with $s smelly fish, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! +$n mercilessly whacks at your $t with a smelly fish. +You whack at $p with your smelly fish. +$n starts whacking at $p with a smelly fish for absolutley no reason whatsoever. ~flail flail 0 5 0 0 -You flail your arms about wildly. -$n flails $m arms about. -You wave your hands in front of $N's face, are they awake? -$n waves $s hands in front of $N's face. -$n waves a hand in front of your face, uh..hello? -They left before you could flail them. -You wave your hands in front of your face. -$n waves $s hands in front of $s face. -You flail your arms at $S $t. -$n flails $s arms at $N's $t. -$n flails $s arms at your $t. -You flail your arms at $p. -$n flails $s arms at $p. +You flail your arms about wildly. +$n flails $m arms about. +You wave your hands in front of $N's face, are they awake? +$n waves $s hands in front of $N's face. +$n waves a hand in front of your face, uh..hello? +They left before you could flail them. +You wave your hands in front of your face. +$n waves $s hands in front of $s face. +You flail your arms at $S $t. +$n flails $s arms at $N's $t. +$n flails $s arms at your $t. +You flail your arms at $p. +$n flails $s arms at $p. ~flame flame 0 5 0 0 -Kids, don't try this at home... -$n is using a flamethrower to light small fires in the corners. -You grab your trusty ACME-Flamethrower and create a BBQ-party for $M, with $M. -$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns $N into ashes. -$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns you into a pile of ashes. -Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it wasnt here at all. -You point the opening of the flamethrower towards yourself and turn yourself into piles of bones and ashes. -$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blows away in the wind. Byebye $n... -You point the flamethrower at $S $t and start to barbecue. -$n points a flamethrower at $N's $t and starts to barbecue. -$n points a flamethrower at your $t and starts to barbecue. -You point the flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. -$n points a flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. +Kids, don't try this at home... +$n is using a flamethrower to light small fires in the corners. +You grab your trusty ACME-Flamethrower and create a BBQ-party for $M, with $M. +$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns $N into ashes. +$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns you into a pile of ashes. +Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it wasnt here at all. +You point the opening of the flamethrower towards yourself and turn yourself into piles of bones and ashes. +$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blows away in the wind. Byebye $n... +You point the flamethrower at $S $t and start to barbecue. +$n points a flamethrower at $N's $t and starts to barbecue. +$n points a flamethrower at your $t and starts to barbecue. +You point the flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. +$n points a flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. ~flare flare 0 5 0 0 -You flare your nostrils. -$n flares $s nostrils. -You flare your nostrils at $M. -$n flares $s nostrils at $N. -$n flares $s nostrils at you. -You send up a flare, but no one notices. -You seem to have a certain flare. -$n seems to have a certain flare about $mself. -You flare your nostrils at $S $t. -$n flares $s nostrils at $N's $t. -$n flares $s nostrils at your $t. -You flare your nostrils at $p. -$n flares $s nostrils at $p. +You flare your nostrils. +$n flares $s nostrils. +You flare your nostrils at $M. +$n flares $s nostrils at $N. +$n flares $s nostrils at you. +You send up a flare, but no one notices. +You seem to have a certain flare. +$n seems to have a certain flare about $mself. +You flare your nostrils at $S $t. +$n flares $s nostrils at $N's $t. +$n flares $s nostrils at your $t. +You flare your nostrils at $p. +$n flares $s nostrils at $p. ~flash flash 0 5 0 0 -You flash the room. -$n flashes you. -You flash $M. -$n flashes $N. -$n flashes you. -No one seems to notice you, you pervert! -You flash yourself, impressed? -$n flashes $mself. -You flash $S $t. -$n flashes $N's $t. -$n flashes your $t. -You flash $p. -$n flashes $p. +You flash the room. +$n flashes you. +You flash $M. +$n flashes $N. +$n flashes you. +No one seems to notice you, you pervert! +You flash yourself, impressed? +$n flashes $mself. +You flash $S $t. +$n flashes $N's $t. +$n flashes your $t. +You flash $p. +$n flashes $p. ~flex flex 0 5 0 0 -You flex. -$n flexes $s impressive body. -You flex your muscles at $M. -$n flexes $s muscles at $N. -$n flexes $s muscles at you. -Oooo... Ahhhrnold! -You flex for yourself. -$n flexes $s massive body. -You flex $S $t. -$n flexes $N's $t. -$n flexes your $t. -You flex $p. -$n flexes $p. +You flex. +$n flexes $s impressive body. +You flex your muscles at $M. +$n flexes $s muscles at $N. +$n flexes $s muscles at you. +Oooo... Ahhhrnold! +You flex for yourself. +$n flexes $s massive body. +You flex $S $t. +$n flexes $N's $t. +$n flexes your $t. +You flex $p. +$n flexes $p. ~flick flick 0 5 0 0 -You flick your hair back and pose stylishly. -$n flicks $s hair back and poses stylishly. -You flick $N for being cheeky. That'll learn 'em. -$n flicks $N for being cheeky. -$n flicks you for being cheeky. -They've gotten away from you! -You flick yourself on the nose. Why?! -$n scrunches up $s face and flicks $mself on the nose. -You flick $N's $t. -$n flicks $N's $t. -$n flicks your $t. +You flick your hair back and pose stylishly. +$n flicks $s hair back and poses stylishly. +You flick $N for being cheeky. That'll learn 'em. +$n flicks $N for being cheeky. +$n flicks you for being cheeky. +They've gotten away from you! +You flick yourself on the nose. Why?! +$n scrunches up $s face and flicks $mself on the nose. +You flick $N's $t. +$n flicks $N's $t. +$n flicks your $t. # # ~flinch flinch 0 5 0 0 -You flinch. -$n flinches. -$M makes you flinch. -$N makes $n flinch. -You make $n flinch. -Someone made you flinch? -You make yourself flinch. -$n makes $mself flinch. -You flinch away from $S $t. -$n flinches away from $N's $t. -$n flinches away from your $t. -You flinch away from $p. -$n flinches away from $p. +You flinch. +$n flinches. +$M makes you flinch. +$N makes $n flinch. +You make $n flinch. +Someone made you flinch? +You make yourself flinch. +$n makes $mself flinch. +You flinch away from $S $t. +$n flinches away from $N's $t. +$n flinches away from your $t. +You flinch away from $p. +$n flinches away from $p. ~flip flip 0 5 0 0 -You flip head over heels. -$n flips head over heels. -You flip over $S head. -$n flips over $N's head. -$n flips over your head. -You try to flip over someone who isn't here and fall flat on your face. -You flip your lid! -$n flips $s lid! -You flip over $S $t. -$n flips over $N's $t. -$n flips over your $t. -You flip over $p. -$n flips over $p. +You flip head over heels. +$n flips head over heels. +You flip over $S head. +$n flips over $N's head. +$n flips over your head. +You try to flip over someone who isn't here and fall flat on your face. +You flip your lid! +$n flips $s lid! +You flip over $S $t. +$n flips over $N's $t. +$n flips over your $t. +You flip over $p. +$n flips over $p. ~flirt flirt 0 5 0 0 -You flirt outrageously. -$n flirts outragously. -You flirt outrageously with $N. -$n flirts outrageously with $N. -$n walks up to you and says, 'Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?' -Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around. -You flirt with yourself. Must look stupid. -$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world. -You flirt with $S $t. -$n flirts with $N's $t. -$n flirts with your $t. -You flirt with $p. -$n flirts with $p. +You flirt outrageously. +$n flirts outragously. +You flirt outrageously with $N. +$n flirts outrageously with $N. +$n walks up to you and says, 'Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?' +Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around. +You flirt with yourself. Must look stupid. +$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world. +You flirt with $S $t. +$n flirts with $N's $t. +$n flirts with your $t. +You flirt with $p. +$n flirts with $p. ~floor floor 0 5 0 0 -You roll around on the floor. -$n rolls around on the floor! Looks like fun, no? -You roll along the floor and then on top of $N! -$n rolls along the floor and then on top of $N! -$n rolls along the floor until $e rolls on top of you! -You can't find them here! Too bad! +You roll around on the floor. +$n rolls around on the floor! Looks like fun, no? +You roll along the floor and then on top of $N! +$n rolls along the floor and then on top of $N! +$n rolls along the floor until $e rolls on top of you! +You can't find them here! Too bad! # # # @@ -2384,8 +2384,8 @@ You can't find them here! Too bad! # ~flop flop 0 8 5 0 -You flop to the ground like a sack of potatoes. -$n flops to the floor as if all the bones in $s body have disappeared. +You flop to the ground like a sack of potatoes. +$n flops to the floor as if all the bones in $s body have disappeared. # # # @@ -2399,59 +2399,59 @@ $n flops to the floor as if all the bones in $s body have disappeared. # ~flutter flutter 0 5 0 0 -You flutter like a butterfly. -$n flutters like a butterfly. -You flutter your hands in front of $N's face. -$n flutters $s hands in front of $N's face. -$n flutters $s hands in front of your face, uh..hello? -They left before you could flutter at them. -You flutter your hands in front of your face. -$n flutters $s hands in front of $s face. -You flutter your hands at $S $t. -$n flutters $s hands at $N's $t. -$n flutters $s hands at your $t. -You flutter your hands at $p. -$n flutters $s hands at $p. +You flutter like a butterfly. +$n flutters like a butterfly. +You flutter your hands in front of $N's face. +$n flutters $s hands in front of $N's face. +$n flutters $s hands in front of your face, uh..hello? +They left before you could flutter at them. +You flutter your hands in front of your face. +$n flutters $s hands in front of $s face. +You flutter your hands at $S $t. +$n flutters $s hands at $N's $t. +$n flutters $s hands at your $t. +You flutter your hands at $p. +$n flutters $s hands at $p. ~foam foam 0 5 0 0 -You foam at the mouth. -$n foams at the mouth! -You foam at the mouth at the sight of $M! -$n foams at the mouth at the sight of $N. -$n foams at the mouth at the sight of you! -You seem a bit foamy today. -MAD DOG! -$n foams at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! -Your mouth foams at $S $t. -$n mouth foams at $N's $t. -$n mouth foams at your $s $t. -Your mouth foams at $p. -$n mouth foams at $p. +You foam at the mouth. +$n foams at the mouth! +You foam at the mouth at the sight of $M! +$n foams at the mouth at the sight of $N. +$n foams at the mouth at the sight of you! +You seem a bit foamy today. +MAD DOG! +$n foams at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! +Your mouth foams at $S $t. +$n mouth foams at $N's $t. +$n mouth foams at your $s $t. +Your mouth foams at $p. +$n mouth foams at $p. ~fondle fondle 0 5 0 0 -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -They left before you could become perverted. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +They left before you could become perverted. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. ~foot foot 0 5 8 0 -Nice going, hotshot. -$n chews on $s foot. What a smart one, eh? -You help $N put $S foot in $S mouth. -$n helps $N put $S foot in $S mouth. -$n helps you put your foot in your mouth. -They must not have wanted you to put their foot in their mouth. -You put your foot in your mouth and begin chewing. -$n puts $s foot in $s mouth and starts chewing. +Nice going, hotshot. +$n chews on $s foot. What a smart one, eh? +You help $N put $S foot in $S mouth. +$n helps $N put $S foot in $S mouth. +$n helps you put your foot in your mouth. +They must not have wanted you to put their foot in their mouth. +You put your foot in your mouth and begin chewing. +$n puts $s foot in $s mouth and starts chewing. # # # @@ -2459,119 +2459,119 @@ $n puts $s foot in $s mouth and starts chewing. # ~forgive forgive 0 5 0 0 -Who needs to be forgiven? -$n is looking for someone to forgive??? -You forgive $M. -$n forgives $N. -$n forgives you. -You try to forgive someone not in the room, but who cares. -You forgive yourself, feel better? -$n forgives $mself! -You forgive $S $t. -$n forgives $N's $t. -$n forgives your $t. -You forgive $p. -$n forgives $p. +Who needs to be forgiven? +$n is looking for someone to forgive??? +You forgive $M. +$n forgives $N. +$n forgives you. +You try to forgive someone not in the room, but who cares. +You forgive yourself, feel better? +$n forgives $mself! +You forgive $S $t. +$n forgives $N's $t. +$n forgives your $t. +You forgive $p. +$n forgives $p. ~french french 0 5 0 0 -French whom?? -$n is looking for something to french!!! -You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... -$n kisses $N passionately. -$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... -Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here. -You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself. -$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself. -You kiss $S $t passionately. -$n kisses $N's $t passionately. -$n kisses your $t passionately. -You kiss $p passionately. -$n kisses $p passionately. +French whom?? +$n is looking for something to french!!! +You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... +$n kisses $N passionately. +$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... +Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here. +You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself. +$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself. +You kiss $S $t passionately. +$n kisses $N's $t passionately. +$n kisses your $t passionately. +You kiss $p passionately. +$n kisses $p passionately. ~froth froth 0 5 0 0 -You froth at the mouth. -$n froths at the mouth! -You froth at the mouth at the sight of $M! -$n frothss at the mouth at the sight of $N. -$n froths at the mouth at the sight of you! -You seem a bit frothy today. -MAD DOG! -$n froths at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! -Your mouth froths at $S $t. -$n mouth froths at $N's $t. -$n mouth froths at your $s $t. -Your mouth froths at $p. -$n mouth froths at $p. +You froth at the mouth. +$n froths at the mouth! +You froth at the mouth at the sight of $M! +$n frothss at the mouth at the sight of $N. +$n froths at the mouth at the sight of you! +You seem a bit frothy today. +MAD DOG! +$n froths at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! +Your mouth froths at $S $t. +$n mouth froths at $N's $t. +$n mouth froths at your $s $t. +Your mouth froths at $p. +$n mouth froths at $p. ~frown frown 0 5 0 0 -What's bothering you? -$n frowns. -You frown at $M. -$n frowns at $N. -$n frowns at you. -You frown, but who cares. -You frown at yourself, not your own best friend today? -$n frowns at $mself. -You frown at $S $t. -$n frowns at $N's $t. -$n frowns at your $s $t. -You frown at $p. -$n frowns at $p. +What's bothering you? +$n frowns. +You frown at $M. +$n frowns at $N. +$n frowns at you. +You frown, but who cares. +You frown at yourself, not your own best friend today? +$n frowns at $mself. +You frown at $S $t. +$n frowns at $N's $t. +$n frowns at your $s $t. +You frown at $p. +$n frowns at $p. ~fume fume 0 5 0 0 -Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. -$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. -You stare at $M, fuming. -$n stares at $N, fuming with rage. -$n stares at you, fuming with rage! -Fume away.. they ain't here. -That's right - hate yourself! -$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger. -You stare at $S $t, fuming with rage. -$n stares at $N's $t, fuming with rage. -$n stares at your $s $t, fuming with rage. -You stare at $p, fuming with rage. -$n stares at $p, fuming with rage. +Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. +$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. +You stare at $M, fuming. +$n stares at $N, fuming with rage. +$n stares at you, fuming with rage! +Fume away.. they ain't here. +That's right - hate yourself! +$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger. +You stare at $S $t, fuming with rage. +$n stares at $N's $t, fuming with rage. +$n stares at your $s $t, fuming with rage. +You stare at $p, fuming with rage. +$n stares at $p, fuming with rage. ~furrow furrow 0 5 0 0 -You furrow your brow in thought. -$n furrows $s brow in thought. -You furrow your brow at $M. -$n furrows $s brow at $N. -$n furrows $s brow at you. -With furrows so deep, I doubt any one could see you. -You furrow your brow at yourself. -$n furrows $s brow in thought and $mself. -You furrow your brow at $S $t. -$n furrows $s brow at $N's $t. -$n furrows $s brow at your $s $t. -You furrow your brow at $p. -$n furrows $s brow at $p. +You furrow your brow in thought. +$n furrows $s brow in thought. +You furrow your brow at $M. +$n furrows $s brow at $N. +$n furrows $s brow at you. +With furrows so deep, I doubt any one could see you. +You furrow your brow at yourself. +$n furrows $s brow in thought and $mself. +You furrow your brow at $S $t. +$n furrows $s brow at $N's $t. +$n furrows $s brow at your $s $t. +You furrow your brow at $p. +$n furrows $s brow at $p. ~fuss fuss 0 5 0 0 -You make a fuss. -$n makes a fuss. -You make a fuss over $M. -$n makes a fuss over $N. -$n makes a fuss over you. -Fussy, fussy! -You make a fuss over yourself. -$n makes a fuss over $mself. -You make a fuss about $S $t. -$n makes a fuss about $N's $t. -$n makes a fuss about your $t. -You make a fuss about $p. -$n makes a fuss about $p. +You make a fuss. +$n makes a fuss. +You make a fuss over $M. +$n makes a fuss over $N. +$n makes a fuss over you. +Fussy, fussy! +You make a fuss over yourself. +$n makes a fuss over $mself. +You make a fuss about $S $t. +$n makes a fuss about $N's $t. +$n makes a fuss about your $t. +You make a fuss about $p. +$n makes a fuss about $p. ~fwap fwap 0 5 0 0 -Backhand to the left cheek. Shoots. Scores! -$n backhands a pesky fly. -You backhand $N right in the face. FWAP! -$n fwaps $N. Ouch, that really HURT. -$n fwaps you in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. -Backhand to the right cheek. BUZZZ. Missed. -Wham! You fwap yourself in the face. Ouch. -$n fwaps $mself in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. +Backhand to the left cheek. Shoots. Scores! +$n backhands a pesky fly. +You backhand $N right in the face. FWAP! +$n fwaps $N. Ouch, that really HURT. +$n fwaps you in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. +Backhand to the right cheek. BUZZZ. Missed. +Wham! You fwap yourself in the face. Ouch. +$n fwaps $mself in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. # # # @@ -2579,14 +2579,14 @@ $n fwaps $mself in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. # ~gag gag 0 5 0 0 -Gag who?? -$n gags in disgust. -You gag $N with one of your dirtiest socks. -$n gags $N with one of $s dirtiest socks. -$n gags you with one of $s dirtiest socks. -Hard to gag someone that isn't here. -You gag yourself with one of your dirtiest socks. -$n gags $mself with one of $s dirtiest socks. +Gag who?? +$n gags in disgust. +You gag $N with one of your dirtiest socks. +$n gags $N with one of $s dirtiest socks. +$n gags you with one of $s dirtiest socks. +Hard to gag someone that isn't here. +You gag yourself with one of your dirtiest socks. +$n gags $mself with one of $s dirtiest socks. # # # @@ -2594,38 +2594,38 @@ $n gags $mself with one of $s dirtiest socks. # ~gasp gasp 0 5 0 0 -You gasp in astonishment. -$n gasps in astonishment. -You gasp in total astonishment at $M. -$n gasps in astonishment at $N. -$n gasps in utter astonishment at you. -You gasp desperately for air. -You gasp at your own misfortune. -$n seems to gasp at $mself in utter astonishment. -You gasp in astonishment at $S $t. -$n gasps in astonishment at $N's $t. -$n gasps in astonishment at your $s $t. -You gasp in astonishment at $p. -$n gasps in astonishment at $p. +You gasp in astonishment. +$n gasps in astonishment. +You gasp in total astonishment at $M. +$n gasps in astonishment at $N. +$n gasps in utter astonishment at you. +You gasp desperately for air. +You gasp at your own misfortune. +$n seems to gasp at $mself in utter astonishment. +You gasp in astonishment at $S $t. +$n gasps in astonishment at $N's $t. +$n gasps in astonishment at your $s $t. +You gasp in astonishment at $p. +$n gasps in astonishment at $p. ~gaze gaze 0 5 0 0 -You gaze blankly into nothingness, not a thought in your head. -$n gazes blankly into nothingness, not a thought in $s head. -You gaze deeply into $S eyes, completely lost. -$n gazes deeply into $N's eyes, completely lost. -$n gazes deeply into your eyes, completely lost. -Where do you want to gaze? -You get cross-eyed, trying to gaze at yourself. -$n gets very cross-eyed. -You gaze at $S $i for a long time. -$n gazes at $N's $i for a long time. -$n gazes at your $i for a long time. +You gaze blankly into nothingness, not a thought in your head. +$n gazes blankly into nothingness, not a thought in $s head. +You gaze deeply into $S eyes, completely lost. +$n gazes deeply into $N's eyes, completely lost. +$n gazes deeply into your eyes, completely lost. +Where do you want to gaze? +You get cross-eyed, trying to gaze at yourself. +$n gets very cross-eyed. +You gaze at $S $t for a long time. +$n gazes at $N's $t for a long time. +$n gazes at your $t for a long time. # # ~ghug ghug 0 8 8 0 -You pull everyone into a group hug. -$n pulls everyone into a group hug. +You pull everyone into a group hug. +$n pulls everyone into a group hug. # # # @@ -2639,269 +2639,269 @@ $n pulls everyone into a group hug. # ~gibber gibber 0 5 0 0 -You start to gibber insanely. -$n gibbers insanely. -You gibber insanely at $N. -$n watches $N and gibbers insanely. -$n watches you and is gibbering insanely. -You gibber in vain, they can't see nor hear you. -You look at yourself and start to gibber like a maniac. -$n looks at $mself and start to gibber like a maniac. -You gibber insanely at $S $t. -$n gibbers insanely at $N's $t. -$n gibbers insanely at your $t. -You gibber insanely at $p. -$n gibbers insanely at $p. +You start to gibber insanely. +$n gibbers insanely. +You gibber insanely at $N. +$n watches $N and gibbers insanely. +$n watches you and is gibbering insanely. +You gibber in vain, they can't see nor hear you. +You look at yourself and start to gibber like a maniac. +$n looks at $mself and start to gibber like a maniac. +You gibber insanely at $S $t. +$n gibbers insanely at $N's $t. +$n gibbers insanely at your $t. +You gibber insanely at $p. +$n gibbers insanely at $p. ~giggle giggle 0 5 0 0 -You giggle. -$n giggles. -You look at $N and break into a fit of giggling. -$n points at $N and begins to giggle uncontrollably. -$n looks at you and giggles, wonder what $e finds so funny. -Well you may see something funny but I don't. -You seem to find yourself very amusing. -$n giggles at $mself. -You giggle at $S $t. -$n giggles at $N's $t. -$n giggles at your $t. -You giggle at $p. -$n giggles at $p. +You giggle. +$n giggles. +You look at $N and break into a fit of giggling. +$n points at $N and begins to giggle uncontrollably. +$n looks at you and giggles, wonder what $e finds so funny. +Well you may see something funny but I don't. +You seem to find yourself very amusing. +$n giggles at $mself. +You giggle at $S $t. +$n giggles at $N's $t. +$n giggles at your $t. +You giggle at $p. +$n giggles at $p. ~glare glare 0 5 0 0 -You glare at nothing in particular. -$n glares around $m. -You glare icily at $M. -$n glares at $N. -$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. -You try to glare at somebody who is not present. -You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. -$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? -You glare at $S $t. -$n glares at $N's $t. -$n glares at your $t. -You glare at $p. -$n glares at $p. +You glare at nothing in particular. +$n glares around $m. +You glare icily at $M. +$n glares at $N. +$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. +You try to glare at somebody who is not present. +You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. +$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? +You glare at $S $t. +$n glares at $N's $t. +$n glares at your $t. +You glare at $p. +$n glares at $p. ~gleam gleam 0 8 8 0 -You get a mischievous gleam in your eye. -$n gets a mischievous gleam in $s eye. -Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at you. -Do your eyes still gleam if theres no one around to see it? -Your eyes gleam mischievously at your own thoughts. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $s own thoughts. -Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at your $t. -Your eyes gleam mischievously at $p. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $p. +You get a mischievous gleam in your eye. +$n gets a mischievous gleam in $s eye. +Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at you. +Do your eyes still gleam if theres no one around to see it? +Your eyes gleam mischievously at your own thoughts. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $s own thoughts. +Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at your $t. +Your eyes gleam mischievously at $p. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $p. ~goodbye goodbye 0 5 0 0 -You wave goodbye to everyone. -$n waves goodbye to everyone. -You wave goodbye to $N. -$n waves goodbye to $N. -$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. -They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye. -Are you going on adventures as well?? -$n waves goodbye to $mself. -You wave goodbye to $S $t. -$n waves goodbye to $N's $t. -$n waves goodbye to your $t. -You wave goodbye to $p. -$n waves goodbye to $p. +You wave goodbye to everyone. +$n waves goodbye to everyone. +You wave goodbye to $N. +$n waves goodbye to $N. +$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. +They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye. +Are you going on adventures as well?? +$n waves goodbye to $mself. +You wave goodbye to $S $t. +$n waves goodbye to $N's $t. +$n waves goodbye to your $t. +You wave goodbye to $p. +$n waves goodbye to $p. ~goose goose 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you want to goose? Choose carefully. -$n is looking for a tush to goose!!! -You goose $S tush! -$n gooses $N's tush. -$n gooses your tush! -Goose? Mother Goose? -You goose your own tush! -$n gooses $s own tush. -You goose $S $t. -$n gooses $N's $t. -$n gooses your $t. -You goose $p. -$n gooses $p. +Whom do you want to goose? Choose carefully. +$n is looking for a tush to goose!!! +You goose $S tush! +$n gooses $N's tush. +$n gooses your tush! +Goose? Mother Goose? +You goose your own tush! +$n gooses $s own tush. +You goose $S $t. +$n gooses $N's $t. +$n gooses your $t. +You goose $p. +$n gooses $p. ~greed greed 0 5 0 0 -You look around greedily. -$n looks around greedily. -You look at $S purse greedily. -$n looks at $N's purse greedily. -$n looks at your purse greedily. -Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. -You look greedily at yourself -$n looks at $mself greedily? -You look at $S $t greedily. -$n looks at $N's $t greedily. -$n looks at your $t greedily. -You look at $p greedily. -$n looks at $p greedily. +You look around greedily. +$n looks around greedily. +You look at $S purse greedily. +$n looks at $N's purse greedily. +$n looks at your purse greedily. +Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. +You look greedily at yourself +$n looks at $mself greedily? +You look at $S $t greedily. +$n looks at $N's $t greedily. +$n looks at your $t greedily. +You look at $p greedily. +$n looks at $p greedily. ~greet greet 0 5 0 0 -You greet everyone. -$n greets everyone. -You raise your hand and greet $M. -$n raises $s hand and greets $N. -$n raises $s hand and greets you. -Please -- try someone who is here? -So, you've finally discovered yourself! -$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one. -You greet $S $t. -$n greets $N's $t. -$n greets your $t. -You greet $p. -$n greets $p. +You greet everyone. +$n greets everyone. +You raise your hand and greet $M. +$n raises $s hand and greets $N. +$n raises $s hand and greets you. +Please -- try someone who is here? +So, you've finally discovered yourself! +$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one. +You greet $S $t. +$n greets $N's $t. +$n greets your $t. +You greet $p. +$n greets $p. ~grimace grimace 0 5 0 0 -You grimace in pain. -$n grimaces in pain. -You look at $M and grimace in pain. -$n grimaces at $N. -$n looks at you and grimaces in pain. -Life that bad, huh? -You grimace in pain at yourself... is life that bad? -$n grimaces at $mself.. $e always was a strange one. -You grimace at $S $t. -$n grimaces at $N's $t. -$n grimaces at your $t. -You grimace at $p. -$n grimaces at $p. +You grimace in pain. +$n grimaces in pain. +You look at $M and grimace in pain. +$n grimaces at $N. +$n looks at you and grimaces in pain. +Life that bad, huh? +You grimace in pain at yourself... is life that bad? +$n grimaces at $mself.. $e always was a strange one. +You grimace at $S $t. +$n grimaces at $N's $t. +$n grimaces at your $t. +You grimace at $p. +$n grimaces at $p. ~grin grin 0 5 0 0 -You grin. -$n grins. -You grin at $M. -$n grins at $N. -$n grins at you. -Too bad, they aren't here to grin at. -You grin at yourself. -$n grins at $mself.. must be an inside joke. -You grin at $S $t evilly. -$n grins at $N's $t evilly. -$n grins at your $t evilly. -You grin at $p evilly. -$n grins at $p evilly. +You grin. +$n grins. +You grin at $M. +$n grins at $N. +$n grins at you. +Too bad, they aren't here to grin at. +You grin at yourself. +$n grins at $mself.. must be an inside joke. +You grin at $S $t evilly. +$n grins at $N's $t evilly. +$n grins at your $t evilly. +You grin at $p evilly. +$n grins at $p evilly. ~groan groan 0 5 0 0 -You groan loudly. -$n groans loudly. -You groan in agony at $M. -$n groans at $N. -$n groans in agony at you. -You groan into the wind. -You groan at what you just said. -$n groans at what $e just said. -You groan at $S $t. -$n groans at $N's $t. -$n groans at your $t. -You groan at $p. -$n groans at $p. +You groan loudly. +$n groans loudly. +You groan in agony at $M. +$n groans at $N. +$n groans in agony at you. +You groan into the wind. +You groan at what you just said. +$n groans at what $e just said. +You groan at $S $t. +$n groans at $N's $t. +$n groans at your $t. +You groan at $p. +$n groans at $p. ~grope grope 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to grope?? -$n gropes at thin air. -Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? -$n gropes $N. -$n gropes you. -Try someone who's here. -You grope yourself -- YUCK. -$n gropes $mself -- YUCK. -You grope $S $t. -$n gropes $N's $t. -$n gropes your $t. -You grope $p. -$n gropes $p. +Whom do you wish to grope?? +$n gropes at thin air. +Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? +$n gropes $N. +$n gropes you. +Try someone who's here. +You grope yourself -- YUCK. +$n gropes $mself -- YUCK. +You grope $S $t. +$n gropes $N's $t. +$n gropes your $t. +You grope $p. +$n gropes $p. ~grovel grovel 0 5 0 0 -You grovel in the dirt. -$n grovels in the dirt. -You grovel before $M -$n grovels in the dirt before $N. -$n grovels in the dirt before you. -Who do you want to grovel in the dirt for? -That seems a little silly to me.. But, okay! -$n grovels in the dirt at $mself. -You grovel in the dirt before $S $t. -$n grovels in the dirt before $N's $t. -$n grovels in the dirt before your $t. -You grovel in the dirt before $p. -$n grovels in the dirt before $p. +You grovel in the dirt. +$n grovels in the dirt. +You grovel before $M +$n grovels in the dirt before $N. +$n grovels in the dirt before you. +Who do you want to grovel in the dirt for? +That seems a little silly to me.. But, okay! +$n grovels in the dirt at $mself. +You grovel in the dirt before $S $t. +$n grovels in the dirt before $N's $t. +$n grovels in the dirt before your $t. +You grovel in the dirt before $p. +$n grovels in the dirt before $p. ~growl growl 0 5 0 0 -Grrrrrrrrrr... -$n growls. -You growl at $M. -$n growls menacingly at $N. -$n growls at you threateningly. -Your stomach growls, but no one seems to notice but you. -Grrrrrrrrr... -$n growls softly to $mself. -You growl at $S $t. -$n growls at $N's $t. -$n growls at your $t. -You growl at $p. -$n growls at $p. +Grrrrrrrrrr... +$n growls. +You growl at $M. +$n growls menacingly at $N. +$n growls at you threateningly. +Your stomach growls, but no one seems to notice but you. +Grrrrrrrrr... +$n growls softly to $mself. +You growl at $S $t. +$n growls at $N's $t. +$n growls at your $t. +You growl at $p. +$n growls at $p. ~grumbles grumbles 0 5 0 0 -You grumble unhappily. -$n grumbles unhappily. -You grumble at $M. -$n grumbles at $N. -$n grumbles at you. -You should at least grumble at someone nearby. -You grumble unhappily at yourself. -$n grumbles unhappily to $mself. -You grumble unhappily at $S $t. -$n grumbles unhappily $N's $t. -$n grumbles unhappily your $t. -You grumble unhappily $p. -$n grumbles unhappily $p. +You grumble unhappily. +$n grumbles unhappily. +You grumble at $M. +$n grumbles at $N. +$n grumbles at you. +You should at least grumble at someone nearby. +You grumble unhappily at yourself. +$n grumbles unhappily to $mself. +You grumble unhappily at $S $t. +$n grumbles unhappily $N's $t. +$n grumbles unhappily your $t. +You grumble unhappily $p. +$n grumbles unhappily $p. ~grunt grunt 0 5 0 0 -You grunt loudly. -$n grunts at you like a hog! -You grunt vigorously at $M! -$n grunts vigorously at $N! -$n grunts vigorously at you! -Try grunting at a real person. -You grunt at yourself, maybe you should consider professional help... -You fall over with laughter as$n grunts at $mself. -You grunt at $S $t. -$n grunts at $N's $t. -$n grunts at your $t. -You grunt at $p. -$n grunts at $p. +You grunt loudly. +$n grunts at you like a hog! +You grunt vigorously at $M! +$n grunts vigorously at $N! +$n grunts vigorously at you! +Try grunting at a real person. +You grunt at yourself, maybe you should consider professional help... +You fall over with laughter as$n grunts at $mself. +You grunt at $S $t. +$n grunts at $N's $t. +$n grunts at your $t. +You grunt at $p. +$n grunts at $p. ~haircut haircut 0 5 0 0 -You whine about your crappy haircut. -$n whines about $s crappy haircut! Waaaahhh... -You cut a few snips out of $N's hair. -$n cuts a few snips out of $N's hair. -$n cuts a few snips out of your hair. -You can't cut their hair, because they aren't here! -You almost cut your fingers trying to cut your hair. -$n tries to cut $s hair, but almost cuts $s finger instead. -You look at $S $t and think $E could use a little trimming off the top. -$n looks at $N's $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. -$n looks at your $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. -You look at $p and think it could use a little trimming off the top. -$n looks at $p and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. +You whine about your crappy haircut. +$n whines about $s crappy haircut! Waaaahhh... +You cut a few snips out of $N's hair. +$n cuts a few snips out of $N's hair. +$n cuts a few snips out of your hair. +You can't cut their hair, because they aren't here! +You almost cut your fingers trying to cut your hair. +$n tries to cut $s hair, but almost cuts $s finger instead. +You look at $S $t and think $E could use a little trimming off the top. +$n looks at $N's $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. +$n looks at your $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. +You look at $p and think it could use a little trimming off the top. +$n looks at $p and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. ~halo halo 0 8 8 0 -You whip out the ol' halo. That should prove your innocence. -$n loads object 15400 and dons it. -$N could use a good disguise. -$n loads object 15400 and gives it to $N. -$n gives you a halo. Apparently you don't look angelic enough. -Too late, that person already made a getaway. -You load object 15400 and place it on your head. -$n loads object 15400 and dons it. +You whip out the ol' halo. That should prove your innocence. +$n loads object 15400 and dons it. +$N could use a good disguise. +$n loads object 15400 and gives it to $N. +$n gives you a halo. Apparently you don't look angelic enough. +Too late, that person already made a getaway. +You load object 15400 and place it on your head. +$n loads object 15400 and dons it. # # # @@ -2909,14 +2909,14 @@ $n loads object 15400 and dons it. # ~handraise handraise 0 8 8 0 -You raise your hand - me me me! -$n raises $s hand - me me me! -You raise your hand, trying to get $N's attention? +You raise your hand - me me me! +$n raises $s hand - me me me! +You raise your hand, trying to get $N's attention? $n raises $s hand in response to $N. $n raises $s hand in response to you. -If you raise your hand in an empty room, does anyone see? -You raise your hand... at least thats one of you. -$n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one. +If you raise your hand in an empty room, does anyone see? +You raise your hand... at least thats one of you. +$n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one. # # # @@ -2924,134 +2924,134 @@ $n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one. # ~handshake handshake 0 5 0 0 -You look for a hand to shake. -$n is looking for a hand to shake and babies to kiss. -You shake $N's hand. -$n shakes $N's hand. -$n shakes your hand. -They left before you could shake their hand. -You shake your own hand vigorously. -$n shakes $s own hand vigorously. -$n shakes $S $t. -$n shakes $N's $t. -$n shakes your $t. -You shake $p. -$n shakes $p. +You look for a hand to shake. +$n is looking for a hand to shake and babies to kiss. +You shake $N's hand. +$n shakes $N's hand. +$n shakes your hand. +They left before you could shake their hand. +You shake your own hand vigorously. +$n shakes $s own hand vigorously. +$n shakes $S $t. +$n shakes $N's $t. +$n shakes your $t. +You shake $p. +$n shakes $p. ~happy happy 0 5 0 0 -You look happy. -$n looks happy. -You look happily at $M. -$n looks happily at $N. -$n looks happily in your direction. -You need someone to look happy? -You are so happy with yourself. -$n looks happily at $mself. -You look happily at $S $t. -$n looks happily at $N's $t. -$n looks happily at your $t. -You look happily at $p. -$n looks happily at $p. +You look happy. +$n looks happy. +You look happily at $M. +$n looks happily at $N. +$n looks happily in your direction. +You need someone to look happy? +You are so happy with yourself. +$n looks happily at $mself. +You look happily at $S $t. +$n looks happily at $N's $t. +$n looks happily at your $t. +You look happily at $p. +$n looks happily at $p. ~hate hate 0 5 0 0 -Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. -$n's eyes burn with hatred. -You stare at $M, your eyes trying to burn through $S skull. -$n stares at $N, $s eyes burning with hatred. -$n stares at you, $s eyes burning with hatred. -Hate away.. they ain't here. -That's right - hate yourself! -$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, hating $mself. -You stare at $S $t with hatred. -$n stares at $N's $t with hatred. -$n stares at your $s $t with hatred. -You stare at $p with hatred. -$n stares at $p with hatred. +Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. +$n's eyes burn with hatred. +You stare at $M, your eyes trying to burn through $S skull. +$n stares at $N, $s eyes burning with hatred. +$n stares at you, $s eyes burning with hatred. +Hate away.. they ain't here. +That's right - hate yourself! +$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, hating $mself. +You stare at $S $t with hatred. +$n stares at $N's $t with hatred. +$n stares at your $s $t with hatred. +You stare at $p with hatred. +$n stares at $p with hatred. ~headache headache 0 8 8 0 -You rub your aching temples. -$n rubs $s aching temples. -You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N is giving you a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N is giving $m a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that you are giving $m a headache. -That person gives you a headache even when they're not here. -You're giving yourself a headache. -$n gives $mself a headache. -You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving you a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving $m a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that your $t is giving $m a headache. -You rub your aching temples, indicating that $p is giving you a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $p is giving $m a headache. +You rub your aching temples. +$n rubs $s aching temples. +You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N is giving you a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N is giving $m a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that you are giving $m a headache. +That person gives you a headache even when they're not here. +You're giving yourself a headache. +$n gives $mself a headache. +You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving you a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving $m a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that your $t is giving $m a headache. +You rub your aching temples, indicating that $p is giving you a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $p is giving $m a headache. ~heh heh 0 5 0 0 -You heh. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs. Heh, heh, heh! -You heh at $M. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs at $N. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs at you. Heh heh! -You heh at someone no longer around. -You heh at yourself. Silly you! -$n hehs at $mself. So silly! -You heh at $S $t. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs at $N's $t. Heh, heh! -$n hehs at your $t. Heh heh! -You heh at $p. Heh, heh! -$n hehs at $p. Heh, heh! +You heh. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs. Heh, heh, heh! +You heh at $M. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs at $N. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs at you. Heh heh! +You heh at someone no longer around. +You heh at yourself. Silly you! +$n hehs at $mself. So silly! +You heh at $S $t. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs at $N's $t. Heh, heh! +$n hehs at your $t. Heh heh! +You heh at $p. Heh, heh! +$n hehs at $p. Heh, heh! ~hiccup hiccup 0 5 0 0 -*HIC* -$n hiccups. -You hiccup in $S face. -$n hiccups in $N's face. -$n hiccups in your face. -Hiccupping in someone's face is not polite. -You try to stifle some hiccups. -$n's hiccups uncontrollably. -You look at $S $t and hiccup at it. -$n looks at $N's $t and hiccups at it. -$n looks at your $t and hiccups at it. -You look at $p and hiccups at it. -$n looks at $p and hiccups at it. +*HIC* +$n hiccups. +You hiccup in $S face. +$n hiccups in $N's face. +$n hiccups in your face. +Hiccupping in someone's face is not polite. +You try to stifle some hiccups. +$n's hiccups uncontrollably. +You look at $S $t and hiccup at it. +$n looks at $N's $t and hiccups at it. +$n looks at your $t and hiccups at it. +You look at $p and hiccups at it. +$n looks at $p and hiccups at it. ~highfive highfive 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to highfive? -$n is looking for someone to highfive. -You leap up and highfive $M. -$n leaps up and highfives $N. -$n leaps up and highfives you. -Sky me, baby! -You try to give yourself a highfive. -$n's attempts to give $mself a highfive. -You attempt to give $S $t a highfive. -$n attempts to give $N's $t a highfive. -$n attempts to give your $t a highfive. -You attempt to give $p a highfive. -$n attempts to give $p a highfive. +Whom do you wish to highfive? +$n is looking for someone to highfive. +You leap up and highfive $M. +$n leaps up and highfives $N. +$n leaps up and highfives you. +Sky me, baby! +You try to give yourself a highfive. +$n's attempts to give $mself a highfive. +You attempt to give $S $t a highfive. +$n attempts to give $N's $t a highfive. +$n attempts to give your $t a highfive. +You attempt to give $p a highfive. +$n attempts to give $p a highfive. ~hiss hiss 0 5 0 0 -You hiss, trying to look menacing. -$n hisses, making your neck hairs stand on end! -You hiss at $N, trying to scare $M. -$n hisses at $N. -$n hisses at you! Maybe $e wants to start a fight? -Who are you hissing at? -You cross your eyes and hiss at yourself, getting even more pissed! -$n crosses $s eyes and hisses at $mself! -You hiss at $S $t. -$n hisses at $N's $t. -$n hisses at your $t. -You hiss at $p. -$n hisses at $p. +You hiss, trying to look menacing. +$n hisses, making your neck hairs stand on end! +You hiss at $N, trying to scare $M. +$n hisses at $N. +$n hisses at you! Maybe $e wants to start a fight? +Who are you hissing at? +You cross your eyes and hiss at yourself, getting even more pissed! +$n crosses $s eyes and hisses at $mself! +You hiss at $S $t. +$n hisses at $N's $t. +$n hisses at your $t. +You hiss at $p. +$n hisses at $p. ~hjfidty hjfidty 0 8 8 0 -You hjfidty. -$n hjfidty's. -You hjfidty to $N. -$n hjfidty's to $N. -$n hjfidty's to you. -You hjfidty to the empty room. -You hjfidty to yourself. -$n hjfidty's to $mself. +You hjfidty. +$n hjfidty's. +You hjfidty to $N. +$n hjfidty's to $N. +$n hjfidty's to you. +You hjfidty to the empty room. +You hjfidty to yourself. +$n hjfidty's to $mself. # # # @@ -3059,29 +3059,29 @@ $n hjfidty's to $mself. # ~hmmmmm hmmmmm 0 5 0 0 -Hmmmmm. -$n seems to think about it for a while, and then goes hmm. -You go hmmmmm over what $E just said. -$n goes hmmmmm over $N's words. -$n goes hmmmmm your words. -They left you! -You go hmmm. -$n goes hmmmm. -You look at $S $t and go hmmmmmm. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes hmmmmmm. -$n looks at your $t and goes hmmmmmm. -You look at $p and go hmmmmmm. -$n looks at $p and goes hmmmmmm. +Hmmmmm. +$n seems to think about it for a while, and then goes hmm. +You go hmmmmm over what $E just said. +$n goes hmmmmm over $N's words. +$n goes hmmmmm your words. +They left you! +You go hmmm. +$n goes hmmmm. +You look at $S $t and go hmmmmmm. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes hmmmmmm. +$n looks at your $t and goes hmmmmmm. +You look at $p and go hmmmmmm. +$n looks at $p and goes hmmmmmm. ~honey honey 0 8 8 0 -You pick up a big honeypot, mmm. -$n picks up a big honeypot, mmm. -You hand $N a big honeypot. -$n hands $N a big honeypot. -$n hands you a big honeypot. -Guess you've got it all to yourself. -You pick up a big honeypot and stick your paws in for a taste. -$n picks up a big honeypot and sticks $s paws in for a taste. +You pick up a big honeypot, mmm. +$n picks up a big honeypot, mmm. +You hand $N a big honeypot. +$n hands $N a big honeypot. +$n hands you a big honeypot. +Guess you've got it all to yourself. +You pick up a big honeypot and stick your paws in for a taste. +$n picks up a big honeypot and sticks $s paws in for a taste. # # # @@ -3089,132 +3089,132 @@ $n picks up a big honeypot and sticks $s paws in for a taste. # ~hop hop 0 5 0 0 -You hop about on one foot -$n hops about looking anxious. -You hop around merrily with $M. -$n hops around merrily with $N. -$n hops around merrily with you. -Hard to play `Leap-Frog' when no one is around. -You hop around yourself. What are you? A frog, right? -$n hops around $mself. -You hop over $S $t. -$n hops over $N's $t. -$n hops over your $t. -You hop over $p. -$n hops over $p. +You hop about on one foot +$n hops about looking anxious. +You hop around merrily with $M. +$n hops around merrily with $N. +$n hops around merrily with you. +Hard to play `Leap-Frog' when no one is around. +You hop around yourself. What are you? A frog, right? +$n hops around $mself. +You hop over $S $t. +$n hops over $N's $t. +$n hops over your $t. +You hop over $p. +$n hops over $p. ~hotfoot hotfoot 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to give a hotfoot? -$n is looking for someone to give a hotfoot. -You light a match and give $M a hotfoot! -$n lights a match and gives $N a hotfoot! -$n lights a match and gives you a hotfoot! -They are already hotfooting it away from you. -You light a match and gives yourself a hotfoot! -$n lights a match and gives $mself a hotfoot! -You give $S $t a hotfoot? -$n gives $N's $t a hotfoot? -$n gives your $t a hotfoot? -You give $p a hotfoot? -$n gives $p a hotfoot? +Whom do you wish to give a hotfoot? +$n is looking for someone to give a hotfoot. +You light a match and give $M a hotfoot! +$n lights a match and gives $N a hotfoot! +$n lights a match and gives you a hotfoot! +They are already hotfooting it away from you. +You light a match and gives yourself a hotfoot! +$n lights a match and gives $mself a hotfoot! +You give $S $t a hotfoot? +$n gives $N's $t a hotfoot? +$n gives your $t a hotfoot? +You give $p a hotfoot? +$n gives $p a hotfoot? ~howl howl 0 5 0 0 -AWWWWROOOOO! -$n howls at the moon. -You howl at $M. -$n howls at $N. -$n howls at you. -Full moon tonight, eh? -You howl at yourself. -$n howls at $mself! -You howl at $S $t. -$n howls at $N's $t. -$n howls at your $t. -You howl at $p. -$n howls at $p. +AWWWWROOOOO! +$n howls at the moon. +You howl at $M. +$n howls at $N. +$n howls at you. +Full moon tonight, eh? +You howl at yourself. +$n howls at $mself! +You howl at $S $t. +$n howls at $N's $t. +$n howls at your $t. +You howl at $p. +$n howls at $p. ~hrmph hrmph 0 5 0 0 -Hrmph. -$n goes hrmph. -You goe hrmph over what $E just said. -$n goes hrmph over $N's words. -$n goes hrmph your words. -They left before you could hrmph them. -You go hrmph at yourself. -$n goes hrmph at $mself. -You look at $S $t and go hrmph. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes hrmph. -$n looks at your $t and goes hrmph. -You look at $p and go hrmph. -$n looks at $p and goes hrmph. +Hrmph. +$n goes hrmph. +You goe hrmph over what $E just said. +$n goes hrmph over $N's words. +$n goes hrmph your words. +They left before you could hrmph them. +You go hrmph at yourself. +$n goes hrmph at $mself. +You look at $S $t and go hrmph. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes hrmph. +$n looks at your $t and goes hrmph. +You look at $p and go hrmph. +$n looks at $p and goes hrmph. ~hug hug 0 5 0 0 -Hug who? -$n is looking for someone to hug. -You hug $M. -$n hugs $N. -$n hugs you. -Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. -You hug yourself. -$n hugs $mself. -You hug $S $t. -$n hugs $N's $t. -$n hugs your $t. -You hug $p. -$n hugs $p. +Hug who? +$n is looking for someone to hug. +You hug $M. +$n hugs $N. +$n hugs you. +Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. +You hug yourself. +$n hugs $mself. +You hug $S $t. +$n hugs $N's $t. +$n hugs your $t. +You hug $p. +$n hugs $p. ~huggle huggle 0 8 5 0 -Who do you want to huggle? +Who do you want to huggle? # -You huggle $M, sending them to the ground. -$n tackle hugs $N to the ground. -$n huggles you to the ground! -You can't huggle someone who doesn't exit you know. -You huggle yourself, nobody loves you! -$n huggles $mself, nobody loves $m! -You wrap your arms around $M and huggle $S $t. -$n wraps $s arms around $N and huggles $S $t. -$n wraps $s arms around you and huggles your $t. +You huggle $M, sending them to the ground. +$n tackle hugs $N to the ground. +$n huggles you to the ground! +You can't huggle someone who doesn't exit you know. +You huggle yourself, nobody loves you! +$n huggles $mself, nobody loves $m! +You wrap your arms around $M and huggle $S $t. +$n wraps $s arms around $N and huggles $S $t. +$n wraps $s arms around you and huggles your $t. # # ~hula hula 0 8 8 0 -You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. -$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. -You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $M. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with you. -Who do you want to hula dance with? -You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. -$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. -You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance with $S $t. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N's $t. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with your $t. -You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $p. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $p. +You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. +$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. +You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $M. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with you. +Who do you want to hula dance with? +You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. +$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. +You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance with $S $t. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N's $t. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with your $t. +You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $p. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $p. ~hum hum 0 5 0 0 -You hum. -$n hums. -You hum an annoying little tune in $M's ear. -$n hums in $N's ear. -$n hums an annoying little tune in your ear. -Humming is so very much fun, no? -You hum to yourself. -$n hums to $mself. -You hum at $S $t. -$n hums at $N's $t. -$n hums at your $t. -You hum at $p. -$n hums at $p. +You hum. +$n hums. +You hum an annoying little tune in $M's ear. +$n hums in $N's ear. +$n hums an annoying little tune in your ear. +Humming is so very much fun, no? +You hum to yourself. +$n hums to $mself. +You hum at $S $t. +$n hums at $N's $t. +$n hums at your $t. +You hum at $p. +$n hums at $p. ~humans humans 0 5 0 0 -You make an agitated statement, 'Humans! Bah..' -'Humans! Bah...' blurts out $n. -You point at $N and blurt out, 'Humans! Bah..' -$n points at $N and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' -$n points at you and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' -You don't see them here. +You make an agitated statement, 'Humans! Bah..' +'Humans! Bah...' blurts out $n. +You point at $N and blurt out, 'Humans! Bah..' +$n points at $N and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' +$n points at you and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -3224,113 +3224,113 @@ You don't see them here. # ~hush hush 0 5 0 0 -You hush. -$n hushes. -You try to hush $M. -$n tries to hush $N. -$n tries to hush you. -Whom do you wish to hush? -You hush yourself. -$n hushes $mself. -You hush $S $t. -$n hushes $N's $t. -$n hushes your $t. -You hush $p. -$n hushes $p. +You hush. +$n hushes. +You try to hush $M. +$n tries to hush $N. +$n tries to hush you. +Whom do you wish to hush? +You hush yourself. +$n hushes $mself. +You hush $S $t. +$n hushes $N's $t. +$n hushes your $t. +You hush $p. +$n hushes $p. ~hustle hustle 0 5 0 0 -You hustle along. -$n hustles along. -You hustle past $M. -$n hustles past $N. -$n hustles past you. -Do the Hustle! -You do the Hustle! -$n does the Hustle! -You tell $S $t to hustle. -$n tells $N's $t to hustle. -$n tells your $t to hustle. -You tell $p to hustle. -$n tell $p to hustle. +You hustle along. +$n hustles along. +You hustle past $M. +$n hustles past $N. +$n hustles past you. +Do the Hustle! +You do the Hustle! +$n does the Hustle! +You tell $S $t to hustle. +$n tells $N's $t to hustle. +$n tells your $t to hustle. +You tell $p to hustle. +$n tell $p to hustle. ~huzzah huzzah 0 5 0 0 -You give a resounding, HUZZAH! -$n huzzahs! -You huzzah $M! -$n huzzahs $N. -$n huzzahs you! -Hmmm? -You give a resounding, HUZZAH! at yourself. -$n gives a resounding, HUZZAH! at $mself. -You HUZZAH at $S $t. -$n HUZZAHS at $N's $t. -$n HUZZAHS at your $t. -You HUZZAH at $p. -$n HUZZAHS at $p. +You give a resounding, HUZZAH! +$n huzzahs! +You huzzah $M! +$n huzzahs $N. +$n huzzahs you! +Hmmm? +You give a resounding, HUZZAH! at yourself. +$n gives a resounding, HUZZAH! at $mself. +You HUZZAH at $S $t. +$n HUZZAHS at $N's $t. +$n HUZZAHS at your $t. +You HUZZAH at $p. +$n HUZZAHS at $p. ~hysterical hysterical 0 8 8 0 -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter. -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at you. -Hmm they're not here. Hallucinating again? -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at yourself. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $mself. -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at your $t. -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at you. +Hmm they're not here. Hallucinating again? +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at yourself. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $mself. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at your $t. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. ~ignore ignore 0 5 0 0 -You ignore everyone. -$n ignores everyone, how rude! -You ignore $M. -$n ignores $N. -$n turns $s back towards you. -Who did you want to ignore? -You can't ignore yourself! -You watch as $n ignores $mself. -You try to ignore $S $t. -$n tries to ignore $N's $t. -$n tries to ignore your $t. -You try to ignore $p. -$n tries to ignore $p. +You ignore everyone. +$n ignores everyone, how rude! +You ignore $M. +$n ignores $N. +$n turns $s back towards you. +Who did you want to ignore? +You can't ignore yourself! +You watch as $n ignores $mself. +You try to ignore $S $t. +$n tries to ignore $N's $t. +$n tries to ignore your $t. +You try to ignore $p. +$n tries to ignore $p. ~innocent innocent 0 5 0 0 -You do your best to look innocent....I don't think they're buying it. -$n bats $s eyelashes and smiles innocently. -You give $N an innocent glance, wonder if they're catching on... -$n gives $N an innocent glance... what is $e up to? -$n gives you an innocent glance... what could $e be up to? -You don't seem that innocent to me. -You look innocently at yourself. -$n looks innocently at $mself. -You look innocently at $S $t. -$n looks innocently at $N's $t. -$n looks innocently at your $t. -You look innocently at $p. -$n looks innocently at $p. +You do your best to look innocent....I don't think they're buying it. +$n bats $s eyelashes and smiles innocently. +You give $N an innocent glance, wonder if they're catching on... +$n gives $N an innocent glance... what is $e up to? +$n gives you an innocent glance... what could $e be up to? +You don't seem that innocent to me. +You look innocently at yourself. +$n looks innocently at $mself. +You look innocently at $S $t. +$n looks innocently at $N's $t. +$n looks innocently at your $t. +You look innocently at $p. +$n looks innocently at $p. ~insane insane 0 5 0 0 -You always were a bit daft. -$n is insane! -You think $E is insane. -$n thinks $N is insane. -$n thinks you are insane. -You think someone is insane? You're right. -You become even more insane than you already were. -$n is losing $s sanity. -You look at $S $t and declare it insane. -$n looks at $N's $t and declares it insane. -$n looks at your $t and declares it insane. -You look at $p and declare it insane. -$n looks at $p and declares it insane. +You always were a bit daft. +$n is insane! +You think $E is insane. +$n thinks $N is insane. +$n thinks you are insane. +You think someone is insane? You're right. +You become even more insane than you already were. +$n is losing $s sanity. +You look at $S $t and declare it insane. +$n looks at $N's $t and declares it insane. +$n looks at your $t and declares it insane. +You look at $p and declare it insane. +$n looks at $p and declares it insane. ~insomnia insomnia 0 0 8 0 -Go to bed this instant! -Someone tell $n to quit and go to sleep. +Go to bed this instant! +Someone tell $n to quit and go to sleep. # # # @@ -3359,38 +3359,38 @@ $n's jaw drops to the ground in disbelief. # ~jeer jeer 0 5 0 0 -You jeer at the world in general. -$n seems upset with the world. -You jeer $M. -$n jeers at $N, how cruel. -$n jeers at you in an insulting and hurtful way. -Hmmm wonder where they went? -You laugh at your own inadequacies. -$n succeeds in making a fool of $mself. -You jeer at $S $t. -$n jeers at $N's $t. -$n jeers at your $t. -You jeer at $p. -$n jeers at $p. +You jeer at the world in general. +$n seems upset with the world. +You jeer $M. +$n jeers at $N, how cruel. +$n jeers at you in an insulting and hurtful way. +Hmmm wonder where they went? +You laugh at your own inadequacies. +$n succeeds in making a fool of $mself. +You jeer at $S $t. +$n jeers at $N's $t. +$n jeers at your $t. +You jeer at $p. +$n jeers at $p. ~jest jest 1 5 5 0 -You're only jesting! -$n is only jesting! -You playfully jest with $M. -$n playfully jests with $N. -$n playfully jests with you. -You fool! That person isn't here. -You make a fool of yourself. -$n makes a fool of $mself. -You make fun of $N's $t. -$n makes fun of $N's $t. -$n makes fun of your $t. +You're only jesting! +$n is only jesting! +You playfully jest with $M. +$n playfully jests with $N. +$n playfully jests with you. +You fool! That person isn't here. +You make a fool of yourself. +$n makes a fool of $mself. +You make fun of $N's $t. +$n makes fun of $N's $t. +$n makes fun of your $t. # # ~job job 0 8 8 0 -This looks like a job for you! -This looks like a job for... $n! +This looks like a job for you! +This looks like a job for... $n! # # # @@ -3404,12 +3404,12 @@ This looks like a job for... $n! # ~jog jog 0 8 8 0 -You start to jog in place. -$n starts to jog in place. -You jog around $N in circles! -$n jogs around $N in circles! -$n is jogging around you in circles! -You can't jog around people who aren't here. +You start to jog in place. +$n starts to jog in place. +You jog around $N in circles! +$n jogs around $N in circles! +$n is jogging around you in circles! +You can't jog around people who aren't here. # # # @@ -3419,8 +3419,8 @@ You can't jog around people who aren't here. # ~joint joint 0 8 8 0 -You whip out a JoInT and get ready to meet the clouds... -$n whips out a JoInT and gets ready to meet the clouds... +You whip out a JoInT and get ready to meet the clouds... +$n whips out a JoInT and gets ready to meet the clouds... # # # @@ -3434,14 +3434,14 @@ $n whips out a JoInT and gets ready to meet the clouds... # ~joke joke 0 5 0 0 -You were only joking! -$n was only joking! -You play a cruel joke on $N! -$n plays a cruel joke on $N! -$n plays a cruel joke on you! -Find someone who actually exists to play a joke on. -You tell yourself a joke. I bet you'd laugh as well, huh? -$n tells $mself a joke... strange. +You were only joking! +$n was only joking! +You play a cruel joke on $N! +$n plays a cruel joke on $N! +$n plays a cruel joke on you! +Find someone who actually exists to play a joke on. +You tell yourself a joke. I bet you'd laugh as well, huh? +$n tells $mself a joke... strange. # # # @@ -3449,89 +3449,89 @@ $n tells $mself a joke... strange. # ~juggle juggle 0 8 8 0 -You begin to juggle. -$n begins to juggle. -You begin juggling with $N. -$n begins juggling with $N. -$n begins juggling with you. -That person is not here to juggle with. -You've only got so many hands. +You begin to juggle. +$n begins to juggle. +You begin juggling with $N. +$n begins juggling with $N. +$n begins juggling with you. +That person is not here to juggle with. +You've only got so many hands. # # # # -You juggle a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. -$n juggles a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. +You juggle a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. +$n juggles a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. ~kiss ki 0 5 0 0 -Isn't there someone you want to kiss? -$n is looking for someone to kiss. -You kiss $M. -$n kisses $N. -$n kisses you. -Never around when required. -All the lonely people :( -Tres bizarre! $n kisses $mself all over $s body. -You kiss $M on $S $t. +Isn't there someone you want to kiss? +$n is looking for someone to kiss. +You kiss $M. +$n kisses $N. +$n kisses you. +Never around when required. +All the lonely people :( +Tres bizarre! $n kisses $mself all over $s body. +You kiss $M on $S $t. $n kisses $N on $S $t. -$n kisses you on your $t. -You kiss $p. -$n kisses $p. +$n kisses you on your $t. +You kiss $p. +$n kisses $p. ~kneel kneel 0 5 0 0 -You kneel. -$n kneels. -You kneel before $M. -$n kneels before $N. -$n kneels before you. -You fall over and bruise your knee. -You kneel before yourself. -$n looks pretty foolish trying kneel before $mself. -You kneel at $S $t -$n kneels at $N's $t. -$n kneels at your $t. -You kneel at $p. -$n kneels at $p. +You kneel. +$n kneels. +You kneel before $M. +$n kneels before $N. +$n kneels before you. +You fall over and bruise your knee. +You kneel before yourself. +$n looks pretty foolish trying kneel before $mself. +You kneel at $S $t +$n kneels at $N's $t. +$n kneels at your $t. +You kneel at $p. +$n kneels at $p. ~knight knight 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to knight? -$n is looking for someone to knight. -You tap a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knight $M. -$n taps a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knights $M. -$n taps a magical sword on your shoulder and knights you! -You want to knight someone? -You knight yourself, wouldn't your mother be proud. -$n knights $mself, $s mother must be proud. -You knight $S $t -$n knights $N's $t. -$n knights your $t. -You knight $p. -$n knights $p. +Whom do you wish to knight? +$n is looking for someone to knight. +You tap a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knight $M. +$n taps a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knights $M. +$n taps a magical sword on your shoulder and knights you! +You want to knight someone? +You knight yourself, wouldn't your mother be proud. +$n knights $mself, $s mother must be proud. +You knight $S $t +$n knights $N's $t. +$n knights your $t. +You knight $p. +$n knights $p. ~knuckle knuckle 0 5 0 0 -You start to pop your knuckles. Time to kick some ass. -$n starts to pop $s knuckles. $e looks like $e means business! -You feed $N a knuckle sandwich! -$n feeds $N a knuckle sandwich! -$n feeds you a knuckle sandwich! Are you gonna take that??? -You can't do that, they arent here! -You crack your knuckles in a cacauphonous explosion of joints. -$n cracks $s knuckles. Causing a cacauphony of exploding joints. -You knuckle $S $t. -$n knuckles $N's $t. -$n knuckles your $t. -You knuckle $p. -$n knuckle $p. +You start to pop your knuckles. Time to kick some ass. +$n starts to pop $s knuckles. $e looks like $e means business! +You feed $N a knuckle sandwich! +$n feeds $N a knuckle sandwich! +$n feeds you a knuckle sandwich! Are you gonna take that??? +You can't do that, they arent here! +You crack your knuckles in a cacauphonous explosion of joints. +$n cracks $s knuckles. Causing a cacauphony of exploding joints. +You knuckle $S $t. +$n knuckles $N's $t. +$n knuckles your $t. +You knuckle $p. +$n knuckle $p. ~lala lala 0 8 8 0 -You stick your fingers in your ears - LA LA LA! -$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and shouts LA LA LA! -You stick your fingers in $N's ears and shout LA LA LA! -$n sticks $s fingers in $N's ears and shouts LA LA LA! -$n sticks $s fingers in your ears and shouts LA LA LA! -Maybe you better take your fingers out of your eyes first - they're not here! -You stick your fingers in your ears, can you hear yourself? -$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and goes LA LA LA! +You stick your fingers in your ears - LA LA LA! +$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and shouts LA LA LA! +You stick your fingers in $N's ears and shout LA LA LA! +$n sticks $s fingers in $N's ears and shouts LA LA LA! +$n sticks $s fingers in your ears and shouts LA LA LA! +Maybe you better take your fingers out of your eyes first - they're not here! +You stick your fingers in your ears, can you hear yourself? +$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and goes LA LA LA! # # # @@ -3539,89 +3539,89 @@ $n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and goes LA LA LA! # ~lame lame 0 8 8 0 -You know that was lame, but you couldn't help yourself. -$n knows that was lame, but $e couldn't help $mself. -You think $N's comments were really lame. -$n thinks $N's comments were really lame. -$n thinks that was really lame. -You are so lame that they didn't stick around for you to tell them. -You are being lame. -$n is being lame. -You think $N's $t is lame. -$n thinks $N's $t is lame. -$n thinks your $t is lame. -You think $p is lame. -$n thinks $p is lame. +You know that was lame, but you couldn't help yourself. +$n knows that was lame, but $e couldn't help $mself. +You think $N's comments were really lame. +$n thinks $N's comments were really lame. +$n thinks that was really lame. +You are so lame that they didn't stick around for you to tell them. +You are being lame. +$n is being lame. +You think $N's $t is lame. +$n thinks $N's $t is lame. +$n thinks your $t is lame. +You think $p is lame. +$n thinks $p is lame. ~laughs lau 0 5 0 0 -You laugh. -$n laughs. -You laugh wholeheartedly with $M. -$n laughs wholeheartedly with $N. -$n laughs wholeheartedly with you! -Well you may see something funny but I don't. -You seem to find yourself very amusing. -$n starts laughing at $s own joke. -You laugh at $S $t. -$n laughs at $N's $t. -$n laughs at your $t. -You laugh at $p. -$n laughs at $p. +You laugh. +$n laughs. +You laugh wholeheartedly with $M. +$n laughs wholeheartedly with $N. +$n laughs wholeheartedly with you! +Well you may see something funny but I don't. +You seem to find yourself very amusing. +$n starts laughing at $s own joke. +You laugh at $S $t. +$n laughs at $N's $t. +$n laughs at your $t. +You laugh at $p. +$n laughs at $p. ~lean lean 0 8 5 0 -You lean against a nearby tree. -$n leans against a nearby tree. -You lean against $N, pressing your body close. -$n leans against $N, pressing $s body close. -$n leans against you, pressing $s body close. -You try to lean on someone but end up on your butt. -That's not even possible! +You lean against a nearby tree. +$n leans against a nearby tree. +You lean against $N, pressing your body close. +$n leans against $N, pressing $s body close. +$n leans against you, pressing $s body close. +You try to lean on someone but end up on your butt. +That's not even possible! # -You lean against $S $i, pressing your body close. -$n leans against $N's $i, pressing $s body close. -$n leans against your $i, pressing $s body close. +You lean against $S $t, pressing your body close. +$n leans against $N's $t, pressing $s body close. +$n leans against your $t, pressing $s body close. # # ~licks lic 0 5 0 0 -You lick your lips and smile. -$n licks $s lips and smiles. -You lick your lips and look at $M. -$n licks $s lips and looks at $N. -$n licks $s lips and looks at you. -Lick away, nobody's here with that name. -You lick your lips. -$n licks $s lips. -You lick $S $t. -$n licks $N's $t. -$n licks your $t. -You lick $p. -$n licks $p. +You lick your lips and smile. +$n licks $s lips and smiles. +You lick your lips and look at $M. +$n licks $s lips and looks at $N. +$n licks $s lips and looks at you. +Lick away, nobody's here with that name. +You lick your lips. +$n licks $s lips. +You lick $S $t. +$n licks $N's $t. +$n licks your $t. +You lick $p. +$n licks $p. ~listen listen 0 5 0 0 -You listen with great attention. -$n listens carefully. -You listen carefully to what $N has to say. -$n pays close attention to $N. -$n listens to what you have to say. -Who you tryin' to listen to stupid? The air??? -You listen to yourself talk and start to wonder... -$n listens to $mself talk. -You listen to $S $t. -$n listens to $N's $t. -$n listens to your $t. -You listen to $p. -$n listens to $p. +You listen with great attention. +$n listens carefully. +You listen carefully to what $N has to say. +$n pays close attention to $N. +$n listens to what you have to say. +Who you tryin' to listen to stupid? The air??? +You listen to yourself talk and start to wonder... +$n listens to $mself talk. +You listen to $S $t. +$n listens to $N's $t. +$n listens to your $t. +You listen to $p. +$n listens to $p. ~lofr lofr 0 5 5 0 -You laugh on the floor, rolling. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling. -You laugh on the floor, rolling at $M. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling at $N. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling at you. -You can't laugh at someone who isn't there, that would be silly. -You laugh on the floor, rolling because you know you're silly. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling because $e knows $e's silly. +You laugh on the floor, rolling. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling. +You laugh on the floor, rolling at $M. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling at $N. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling at you. +You can't laugh at someone who isn't there, that would be silly. +You laugh on the floor, rolling because you know you're silly. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling because $e knows $e's silly. # # # @@ -3629,14 +3629,14 @@ $n laughs on the floor, rolling because $e knows $e's silly. # ~lol lol 0 5 5 0 -You laugh out loud. -$n laughs out loud. -You laugh out loud at $M. -$n laughs out loud at $N. -$n laughs out loud at you. -You can't laugh at someone who isn't even here! -You laugh out loud at yourself. -$n laughs out loud at $mself. +You laugh out loud. +$n laughs out loud. +You laugh out loud at $M. +$n laughs out loud at $N. +$n laughs out loud at you. +You can't laugh at someone who isn't even here! +You laugh out loud at yourself. +$n laughs out loud at $mself. # # # @@ -3644,89 +3644,89 @@ $n laughs out loud at $mself. # ~lost lost 0 5 0 0 -You gaze at your surroundings, trying to make out where you are. -$n wanders around in a daze, with a rather clueless face. $e must be lost! -You look at $N, completely lost. -$n stares at $N, completely lost. -$n stares at you, completely lost. -You stare and stare but are still completely lost. -You stare at yourself - but are still completely lost. -$n stares at $mself - $e is completely lost. -You stare at $S $t, completely lost. -$n stares at $N's $t, $e is completely lost. -$n stares at your $t, $e is completely lost. -You stare at $p, completely lost. -$n stares at $p, $e is completely lost. +You gaze at your surroundings, trying to make out where you are. +$n wanders around in a daze, with a rather clueless face. $e must be lost! +You look at $N, completely lost. +$n stares at $N, completely lost. +$n stares at you, completely lost. +You stare and stare but are still completely lost. +You stare at yourself - but are still completely lost. +$n stares at $mself - $e is completely lost. +You stare at $S $t, completely lost. +$n stares at $N's $t, $e is completely lost. +$n stares at your $t, $e is completely lost. +You stare at $p, completely lost. +$n stares at $p, $e is completely lost. ~love love 0 5 0 0 -You love the whole world. -$n loves everybody in the world. -You tell your true feelings to $N. -$n whispers softly to $N. -$n whispers to you sweet words of love. -Alas, your love is not present... -Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!) -$n loves $mself, can you believe it? -You love $S $t. -$n loves $N's $t. -$n loves your $t. -You love $p. -$n loves $p. +You love the whole world. +$n loves everybody in the world. +You tell your true feelings to $N. +$n whispers softly to $N. +$n whispers to you sweet words of love. +Alas, your love is not present... +Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!) +$n loves $mself, can you believe it? +You love $S $t. +$n loves $N's $t. +$n loves your $t. +You love $p. +$n loves $p. ~lust lust 0 5 0 0 -You lusty devil you. -$n is lusty. -You lust after $M! -$n lusts after $N. -$n lusts after you! -It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May! -You lust after yourself. -$n lusts after $mself, can you believe it? -You lust after $S $t. -$n lusts after $N's $t. -$n lusts after your $t. -You lust after $p. -$n lusts after $p. +You lusty devil you. +$n is lusty. +You lust after $M! +$n lusts after $N. +$n lusts after you! +It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May! +You lust after yourself. +$n lusts after $mself, can you believe it? +You lust after $S $t. +$n lusts after $N's $t. +$n lusts after your $t. +You lust after $p. +$n lusts after $p. ~lag lz 0 5 0 0 -You are suffering from lag. -$n is lagging. -You lag behind $M. -$n lags behind $N. -$n lags behind you. -The lag doesn't seem that bad for them. -You are really lagged. -$n is really lagged. -You make $S $t lag. -$n makes $N's $t lag. -$n makes your $t lag. -You make $p lag. -$n makes $p lag. +You are suffering from lag. +$n is lagging. +You lag behind $M. +$n lags behind $N. +$n lags behind you. +The lag doesn't seem that bad for them. +You are really lagged. +$n is really lagged. +You make $S $t lag. +$n makes $N's $t lag. +$n makes your $t lag. +You make $p lag. +$n makes $p lag. ~mace mace 0 8 8 0 -You look around for someone to mace. -$n pulls out a can of mace and is looking for someone to spray. -You grab your can of mace and douce $N with it. -$n pulls out a can of mace and douces $N's face with it. -$n pulls out a can of mace and douces your face. -They ran away before you could mace them. -You spray a can of mace at yourselves burning your own eyes! -$n sprays $mself with a can of mace. $e immediately breaks down into tears. -You mace $S $t. -$n maces $N's $t. -$n maces your $t. -You mace $p. -$n maces $p. +You look around for someone to mace. +$n pulls out a can of mace and is looking for someone to spray. +You grab your can of mace and douce $N with it. +$n pulls out a can of mace and douces $N's face with it. +$n pulls out a can of mace and douces your face. +They ran away before you could mace them. +You spray a can of mace at yourselves burning your own eyes! +$n sprays $mself with a can of mace. $e immediately breaks down into tears. +You mace $S $t. +$n maces $N's $t. +$n maces your $t. +You mace $p. +$n maces $p. ~madgiggle madgiggle 0 8 8 0 -You giggle madly. -$n giggles madly... -$n giggles madly at your crazy antics. -$n giggles madly at $N's insane antics. -$n giggles madly at you. -You giggle madly at someone...who isn't here anymore... -You giggle madly at yourself. -$nn is giggling madly at $mself. How strange... +You giggle madly. +$n giggles madly... +$n giggles madly at your crazy antics. +$n giggles madly at $N's insane antics. +$n giggles madly at you. +You giggle madly at someone...who isn't here anymore... +You giggle madly at yourself. +$nn is giggling madly at $mself. How strange... # # # @@ -3734,44 +3734,44 @@ $nn is giggling madly at $mself. How strange... # ~makeout makeout 0 5 0 0 -Who are you trying to makeout with? -$n is looking for someone to makeout with! -You rush up to $N and beg for some action. -$n slides up next to $N and begs for some action. -$n has a wild look in $s eyes. $e looks desperate for some action. -Sorry, looks like you have to makeout with yourself this time. -Makingout with yourself !?!? Talk about lonely.... -$n starts running $s hands up and down $s body, what is $e nuts??? -You makeout with $S $t. -$n makes out with $N's $t. -$n makes out with your $t. -You makeout with $p. -$n makes out with $p. +Who are you trying to makeout with? +$n is looking for someone to makeout with! +You rush up to $N and beg for some action. +$n slides up next to $N and begs for some action. +$n has a wild look in $s eyes. $e looks desperate for some action. +Sorry, looks like you have to makeout with yourself this time. +Makingout with yourself !?!? Talk about lonely.... +$n starts running $s hands up and down $s body, what is $e nuts??? +You makeout with $S $t. +$n makes out with $N's $t. +$n makes out with your $t. +You makeout with $p. +$n makes out with $p. ~massage massage 0 5 0 0 -Massage what, thin air? -$n is looking for someone to massage, any volunteers. -You gently massage $N's shoulders. -$n massages $N's shoulders. -$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh... -You can only massage someone in the same room as you. +Massage what, thin air? +$n is looking for someone to massage, any volunteers. +You gently massage $N's shoulders. +$n massages $N's shoulders. +$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh... +You can only massage someone in the same room as you. You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself. -$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. -You gently massage $S $t. -$n gently massages $N's $t. -$n gently massages your $t.... -You gently massage $p. -$n gently massages $p. +$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. +You gently massage $S $t. +$n gently massages $N's $t. +$n gently massages your $t.... +You gently massage $p. +$n gently massages $p. ~meds meds 0 8 8 0 -You need medication. -$n is looking for some medication. -You give $N $S daily dose of medications. -$n gives $N $S daily dose of medications. -$n gives you your daily dose of medications. -They left before you get give them their medications. -You gather up all of your medications and swallow it dry. -$n gathers up all of $s medications and swallows it dry. +You need medication. +$n is looking for some medication. +You give $N $S daily dose of medications. +$n gives $N $S daily dose of medications. +$n gives you your daily dose of medications. +They left before you get give them their medications. +You gather up all of your medications and swallow it dry. +$n gathers up all of $s medications and swallows it dry. # # # @@ -3779,38 +3779,38 @@ $n gathers up all of $s medications and swallows it dry. # ~meep meep 0 8 8 0 -You meep! -$n meeps! -You meep at $N! -$n meeps at $N! -$n meeps at you! -Your meep goes echoing off the empty walls. -You meep at yourself! -$n meeps at $mself! -You meep at $N's $t! -$n meeps at $N's $t! -$n meeps at your $t! -You meep at $p! -$n meeps at $p! +You meep! +$n meeps! +You meep at $N! +$n meeps at $N! +$n meeps at you! +Your meep goes echoing off the empty walls. +You meep at yourself! +$n meeps at $mself! +You meep at $N's $t! +$n meeps at $N's $t! +$n meeps at your $t! +You meep at $p! +$n meeps at $p! ~meow meow 0 5 0 0 -Meeeeooow! -$n meows. -You meow at $M. -$n meows at $N. -$n meows at you. -Full moon tonight, eh? -You meow at yourself. -$n meows at $mself! -You meow at $S $t. -$n meows at $N's $t. -$n meows at your $t. -You meow at $p. -$n meows at $p. +Meeeeooow! +$n meows. +You meow at $M. +$n meows at $N. +$n meows at you. +Full moon tonight, eh? +You meow at yourself. +$n meows at $mself! +You meow at $S $t. +$n meows at $N's $t. +$n meows at your $t. +You meow at $p. +$n meows at $p. ~mic mic 0 8 8 0 -You tap on the mic and wonder if it is turned on. -$n taps on the Microphone and says "Is this thing on?" +You tap on the mic and wonder if it is turned on. +$n taps on the Microphone and says "Is this thing on?" # # # @@ -3824,113 +3824,113 @@ $n taps on the Microphone and says "Is this thing on?" # ~moan moan 0 5 0 0 -You start to moan. -$n starts moaning. -You moan passionately at $M. -$n moans at $N. -$n moans passionately at you. -You moan at the moon. -You moan as if you were your own ghost. -$n moans at $mself. -You moan at $S $t. -$n moans at $N's $t. -$n moans at your $t. -You moan at $p. -$n moans at $p. +You start to moan. +$n starts moaning. +You moan passionately at $M. +$n moans at $N. +$n moans passionately at you. +You moan at the moon. +You moan as if you were your own ghost. +$n moans at $mself. +You moan at $S $t. +$n moans at $N's $t. +$n moans at your $t. +You moan at $p. +$n moans at $p. ~mock mock 0 5 0 0 -You mock the entire World. -$n mocks the entire World. -You mock $M. -$n mocks $N. -$n mocks you! -Well you may see something worth mocking, but I don't. -You mock yourself. -$n starts mocking $mself. -You mock $S $t. -$n mocks $N's $t. -$n mocks your $t. -You mock $p. -$n mocks $p. +You mock the entire World. +$n mocks the entire World. +You mock $M. +$n mocks $N. +$n mocks you! +Well you may see something worth mocking, but I don't. +You mock yourself. +$n starts mocking $mself. +You mock $S $t. +$n mocks $N's $t. +$n mocks your $t. +You mock $p. +$n mocks $p. ~model model 0 5 0 0 -You strike a pose! "I wanna be a supermodel!" -$n poses attractively and models $s fab gear. -You strike your best pose for $M. They seem to maintain neutrality. -$n is posing for $N. I think somebody wants on! -$n appears to be posing for you. $e will do anything to catch your eye won't $e! -Modeling for the wall again? You really need friends. -You pose and procede to observe yourself. "Perky!, nice and Perky!" -$n is modeling for $mself again. WHAT a surprise! -You grab $S $t and model it for $M. -$n grabs $N's $t and models it for $M. -$n grabs your $t and models it for you. -You pose attractively and model $p. It definetly goes with your outfit. -$n poses attractively and models $p. Don't they look gorgeous! +You strike a pose! "I wanna be a supermodel!" +$n poses attractively and models $s fab gear. +You strike your best pose for $M. They seem to maintain neutrality. +$n is posing for $N. I think somebody wants on! +$n appears to be posing for you. $e will do anything to catch your eye won't $e! +Modeling for the wall again? You really need friends. +You pose and procede to observe yourself. "Perky!, nice and Perky!" +$n is modeling for $mself again. WHAT a surprise! +You grab $S $t and model it for $M. +$n grabs $N's $t and models it for $M. +$n grabs your $t and models it for you. +You pose attractively and model $p. It definetly goes with your outfit. +$n poses attractively and models $p. Don't they look gorgeous! ~modest modest 0 8 8 0 -You smile modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." -$n smiles modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." -You assure $N it was nothing really. -$n assures $N it was nothing really. -$n assures you it was nothing really. -That person is not here to appreciate your modesty. -You don't think you're anything special. -$n doesn't think $e's particularly special. -You don't find $N's $t particularly special. -$n doesn't find $N's $t particularly special. -$n doesn't find your $t particularly special. -You don't find $p particularly special. -$n doesn't find $p particularly special. +You smile modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." +$n smiles modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." +You assure $N it was nothing really. +$n assures $N it was nothing really. +$n assures you it was nothing really. +That person is not here to appreciate your modesty. +You don't think you're anything special. +$n doesn't think $e's particularly special. +You don't find $N's $t particularly special. +$n doesn't find $N's $t particularly special. +$n doesn't find your $t particularly special. +You don't find $p particularly special. +$n doesn't find $p particularly special. ~moo moo 0 5 0 0 -Mooooooooo. -$n moos like a cow. -You moo at $M like a cow. -$n moos at $N like a cow. -$n moos at you like a cow. -Full moon tonight, eh? -You moo at yourself. -$n moos at $mself! -You moo at $S $t like a cow. -$n moos at $N's $t like a cow. -$n moos at your $t like a cow. -You moo at $p like a cow. -$n moos at $p like a cow. +Mooooooooo. +$n moos like a cow. +You moo at $M like a cow. +$n moos at $N like a cow. +$n moos at you like a cow. +Full moon tonight, eh? +You moo at yourself. +$n moos at $mself! +You moo at $S $t like a cow. +$n moos at $N's $t like a cow. +$n moos at your $t like a cow. +You moo at $p like a cow. +$n moos at $p like a cow. ~mooch mooch 0 5 0 0 -From whom do you wish to mooch? -$n is looking for someone to mooch off from. -You try to mooch off of $M. -$n tries to mooch off of $N. -$n is trying to mooch off of you! -Try mooching off of someone. -How? - mooching from yourself rarely works. -$n mooches off of $mself. -You trie to mooch off of $S $t. -$n tries to mooch off of $N's $t. -$n tries to mooch off of your $t. -You trie to mooch off of $p. -$n tries to mooch off of $p. +From whom do you wish to mooch? +$n is looking for someone to mooch off from. +You try to mooch off of $M. +$n tries to mooch off of $N. +$n is trying to mooch off of you! +Try mooching off of someone. +How? - mooching from yourself rarely works. +$n mooches off of $mself. +You trie to mooch off of $S $t. +$n tries to mooch off of $N's $t. +$n tries to mooch off of your $t. +You trie to mooch off of $p. +$n tries to mooch off of $p. ~moon moon 0 5 0 0 -You moon the whole world. -$n moons everyone in sight. -You drop your pants and moon $M! -$n drops $s pants and moons $N. -$n drops $s pants and moons you! -Blue Moon... You saw me standing alone... -You moon yourself, impressed? -$n moons $mself, $e has problems. -You moon $S $t. -$n moons $N's $t. -$n moons your $t. -You moon $p. -$n moons $p. +You moon the whole world. +$n moons everyone in sight. +You drop your pants and moon $M! +$n drops $s pants and moons $N. +$n drops $s pants and moons you! +Blue Moon... You saw me standing alone... +You moon yourself, impressed? +$n moons $mself, $e has problems. +You moon $S $t. +$n moons $N's $t. +$n moons your $t. +You moon $p. +$n moons $p. ~mortals mortals 0 5 0 51 -Aaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!! -$n cries out, 'Aaaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!!' +Aaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!! +$n cries out, 'Aaaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!!' # # # @@ -3944,44 +3944,44 @@ $n cries out, 'Aaaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!!' # ~mosh mosh 0 5 0 0 -You start slam-dancing. Yeah! -$n starts slam-dancing. Yeah! -You slam into $N, before proceeding to mosh around the room! -$n slams into $N, then $e continues to mosh around the room! -$n slams into you while $e slam-dances around the room! -Uh, who? Nope, nobody like that here. -You mosh with yourself. -$n moshes with $mself. -You mosh with $S $t. -$n moshes with $N's $t. -$n moshes with your $t. -You moshes with $p. -$n moshes with $p. +You start slam-dancing. Yeah! +$n starts slam-dancing. Yeah! +You slam into $N, before proceeding to mosh around the room! +$n slams into $N, then $e continues to mosh around the room! +$n slams into you while $e slam-dances around the room! +Uh, who? Nope, nobody like that here. +You mosh with yourself. +$n moshes with $mself. +You mosh with $S $t. +$n moshes with $N's $t. +$n moshes with your $t. +You moshes with $p. +$n moshes with $p. ~muahaha muahaha 0 5 0 0 -Muahahaha! -$n demonically chortles, 'Muahahaha!' -Muahahaha! You demonically chortles at $M. -Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at $N. -Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at you. -You seem a bit insane, but nothing more. -You tip your head back and insanely chortle, `Muahahaha!' -$n tips $s head back and insanely chortles, `Muahahaha!' -You chortle demonically at $S $t `Muahahaha!' -$n chortles demonically at $N's $t `Muahahaha!' -$n chortles demonically at your $t `Muahahaha!' -You chortle demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' -$n chortles demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' +Muahahaha! +$n demonically chortles, 'Muahahaha!' +Muahahaha! You demonically chortles at $M. +Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at $N. +Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at you. +You seem a bit insane, but nothing more. +You tip your head back and insanely chortle, `Muahahaha!' +$n tips $s head back and insanely chortles, `Muahahaha!' +You chortle demonically at $S $t `Muahahaha!' +$n chortles demonically at $N's $t `Muahahaha!' +$n chortles demonically at your $t `Muahahaha!' +You chortle demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' +$n chortles demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' ~muffle muffle 0 5 0 0 -You try to speak but only manage a weak muffle. -$n tries to speak but only manages a weak muffled sound. -You try to muffle $N. -$n tries to muffle $N. -$n tries to muffle you. -They're no longer hre. -You make muffled sounds to yourself. -$n makes some muffled sounds to $mself. +You try to speak but only manage a weak muffle. +$n tries to speak but only manages a weak muffled sound. +You try to muffle $N. +$n tries to muffle $N. +$n tries to muffle you. +They're no longer hre. +You make muffled sounds to yourself. +$n makes some muffled sounds to $mself. # # # @@ -3989,83 +3989,83 @@ $n makes some muffled sounds to $mself. # ~mumble mumble 0 5 0 0 -You mumble quietly. -$n mumbles quietly. -You mumble to $M. -$n mumbles to $N. -$n mumbles to you. -That person isn't here to mumble to. -You mumble to yourself. -$n mumbles to $mself. -You mumble into $N's $t. -$n mumbles into $N's $t. -$n mumbles into your $t. -You mumble at $p. -$n mumbles at $p. +You mumble quietly. +$n mumbles quietly. +You mumble to $M. +$n mumbles to $N. +$n mumbles to you. +That person isn't here to mumble to. +You mumble to yourself. +$n mumbles to $mself. +You mumble into $N's $t. +$n mumbles into $N's $t. +$n mumbles into your $t. +You mumble at $p. +$n mumbles at $p. ~muss muss 0 5 0 0 -Who's hair do you want to muss up? -$n is looking for someone's hair to muss. -You walk up to $N and muss up $S hair. -$n walks up to $N and musses up $S hair till it is in knots. -$n walks up to you and musses up your hair, you will never get those knots out now! -Sorry, they aren't here. -You pull your hair in frustration. -$n pulls $m hair in frustration. -You muss up $S $t. -$n musses up $N's $t. -$n musses up your $t. -You muss up $p. -$n musses up $p. +Who's hair do you want to muss up? +$n is looking for someone's hair to muss. +You walk up to $N and muss up $S hair. +$n walks up to $N and musses up $S hair till it is in knots. +$n walks up to you and musses up your hair, you will never get those knots out now! +Sorry, they aren't here. +You pull your hair in frustration. +$n pulls $m hair in frustration. +You muss up $S $t. +$n musses up $N's $t. +$n musses up your $t. +You muss up $p. +$n musses up $p. ~mutter mutter 0 5 0 0 -You mutter quietly under your breath. -$n mutters quietly under $s breath. -You mutter something at $M. -$n mutters something at $N. -$n mutters something at you. -If you mutter, how will anyone hear you? -You mutter quietly to yourself. -$n mutters quietly to $mself. -You mutter at $S $t. -$n mutters at $N's $t. -$n mutters at your $t. -You mutter at $p. -$n mutters at $p. +You mutter quietly under your breath. +$n mutters quietly under $s breath. +You mutter something at $M. +$n mutters something at $N. +$n mutters something at you. +If you mutter, how will anyone hear you? +You mutter quietly to yourself. +$n mutters quietly to $mself. +You mutter at $S $t. +$n mutters at $N's $t. +$n mutters at your $t. +You mutter at $p. +$n mutters at $p. ~nailfile nailfile 0 8 8 0 -You file your nails with a glazed look. -$n files $s nails with a glazed look. -You file your nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed with $N. -$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed by $N. -$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously you made an impression. -You file your nails, but noone is around to admire! -You file your nails, utterly bored with yourself. -$n files $s nails, utterly bored with $mself. -You take a glance at $N's $t and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. -$n takes a glance at $N's $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. -$n takes a glance at your $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. -You take a glance at $p and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. -$n takes a glance at $p and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. +You file your nails with a glazed look. +$n files $s nails with a glazed look. +You file your nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed with $N. +$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed by $N. +$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously you made an impression. +You file your nails, but noone is around to admire! +You file your nails, utterly bored with yourself. +$n files $s nails, utterly bored with $mself. +You take a glance at $N's $t and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. +$n takes a glance at $N's $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. +$n takes a glance at your $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. +You take a glance at $p and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. +$n takes a glance at $p and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. ~needle needle 0 5 5 0 -You whip out a surgical needle and glance around, looking for an arm to stab! -$n whips out a surgical needle and glances around, looking for an arm to stab. -You whip out a surgical needle, glare at $N and laugh maniacally. -$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at $N and laughs maniacally. -$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at you and laughs maniacally. -You can't stab someone who isn't there! -You whip out a surgical needle and carefully withdraw some blood from your arm. -$n whips out a surgical needle and carefully withdraws some blood from $s arm. -You whip out a surgical needle and frantically stab $N's $t. -$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs $N's $t. -$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs your $t. +You whip out a surgical needle and glance around, looking for an arm to stab! +$n whips out a surgical needle and glances around, looking for an arm to stab. +You whip out a surgical needle, glare at $N and laugh maniacally. +$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at $N and laughs maniacally. +$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at you and laughs maniacally. +You can't stab someone who isn't there! +You whip out a surgical needle and carefully withdraw some blood from your arm. +$n whips out a surgical needle and carefully withdraws some blood from $s arm. +You whip out a surgical needle and frantically stab $N's $t. +$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs $N's $t. +$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs your $t. # # ~newidea newidea 0 0 8 0 -You suddenly understand. -A lightbulb clicks on over $n's head. +You suddenly understand. +A lightbulb clicks on over $n's head. # # # @@ -4079,59 +4079,59 @@ A lightbulb clicks on over $n's head. # ~nibble nibble 0 5 0 0 -Nibble on who? -$n seems to be getting hungry. -You nibble on $N's ear. -$n nibbles on $N's ear. -$n nibbles on your ear. -Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it. -You nibble on your OWN ear??????????????????? -$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!). -You nibble lightly on $S $t. -$n nibbles lightly on $N's $t. -$n nibbles lightly on your $t. -You nibble on $p. -$n nibbles on $p. +Nibble on who? +$n seems to be getting hungry. +You nibble on $N's ear. +$n nibbles on $N's ear. +$n nibbles on your ear. +Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it. +You nibble on your OWN ear??????????????????? +$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!). +You nibble lightly on $S $t. +$n nibbles lightly on $N's $t. +$n nibbles lightly on your $t. +You nibble on $p. +$n nibbles on $p. ~night night 0 5 0 0 -You bid everyone a good night. -$n bids everyone a good night. -You bid $M a good night. -$n bids $N a good night. -$n bids you a good night, sleep well! -They've gone to bed before you! -You bid yourself a good night, noone else seems to care! -$n bid $mself a good night, how lonely! -You bend down and bid $S $t a good night. -$n bends down and bids $N's $t a good night. -$n bends down and bids your $t a good night. +You bid everyone a good night. +$n bids everyone a good night. +You bid $M a good night. +$n bids $N a good night. +$n bids you a good night, sleep well! +They've gone to bed before you! +You bid yourself a good night, noone else seems to care! +$n bid $mself a good night, how lonely! +You bend down and bid $S $t a good night. +$n bends down and bids $N's $t a good night. +$n bends down and bids your $t a good night. # # ~nods nod 0 5 0 0 -You nod your head. -$n nods $s head. -You nod at $N. -$n nods at $N. -$n nods at you. -They arent here. -You nod reassuringly to yourself. -$n nods reassuringly to $mself. -You nod at $M $t. -$n nods at $N's $t. -$n nods at your $t. -You nod at $p. -$n nods at $p. +You nod your head. +$n nods $s head. +You nod at $N. +$n nods at $N. +$n nods at you. +They arent here. +You nod reassuringly to yourself. +$n nods reassuringly to $mself. +You nod at $M $t. +$n nods at $N's $t. +$n nods at your $t. +You nod at $p. +$n nods at $p. ~nodrugs nodrugs 0 8 8 0 -You chant "say no to drugs." -$n says no to drugs. -You tell $N to say no to drugs. -$n tells $N to say no to drugs. -$n reminds you to say no to drugs. -They didn't stick around. -You remind yourself once again to say no to drugs. -$n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. +You chant "say no to drugs." +$n says no to drugs. +You tell $N to say no to drugs. +$n tells $N to say no to drugs. +$n reminds you to say no to drugs. +They didn't stick around. +You remind yourself once again to say no to drugs. +$n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. # # # @@ -4139,14 +4139,14 @@ $n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. # ~nono nono 0 8 8 0 -@yYou wag your finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@y$n wags $s finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@yYou wag your finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@y$n wags $s finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@y$n wags $s finger at you like your momma would, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!'@n -@yWho are you trying to scold?@n -@yYou mutter to yourself, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@yWhat's $n muttering about?@n +@yYou wag your finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@y$n wags $s finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@yYou wag your finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@y$n wags $s finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@y$n wags $s finger at you like your momma would, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!'@n +@yWho are you trying to scold?@n +@yYou mutter to yourself, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@yWhat's $n muttering about?@n # # # @@ -4154,83 +4154,83 @@ $n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. # ~noogie noogie 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to noogie? -Run! $n is looking for someone to Noogie. -You give $M a noogie! -$n noogies $N. -$n gives you a noogie! -Such childish behavior and no one real to play with. -You give yourself a big noogie. Ouch! -$n gives $mself a big noogie! -You give $M $t a noogie. -$n gives $N's $t a noogie. -$n gives your $t a noogie. -You give $p a noogie. -$n gives $p a noogie. +Whom do you wish to noogie? +Run! $n is looking for someone to Noogie. +You give $M a noogie! +$n noogies $N. +$n gives you a noogie! +Such childish behavior and no one real to play with. +You give yourself a big noogie. Ouch! +$n gives $mself a big noogie! +You give $M $t a noogie. +$n gives $N's $t a noogie. +$n gives your $t a noogie. +You give $p a noogie. +$n gives $p a noogie. ~nudge nudge 0 5 0 0 -Nudge? Nudge??? The HELL you say!!!! -$n nudges everyone in the room suggestively. -You nudge $M with your elbow. -$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow. -$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding. -Eh? That person isn't here, you know. -Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position? -$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken. -You give $M $t a nudge. -$n gives $N's $t a nudge. -$n gives your $t a nudge. -You give $p a nudge. -$n gives $p a nudge. +Nudge? Nudge??? The HELL you say!!!! +$n nudges everyone in the room suggestively. +You nudge $M with your elbow. +$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow. +$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding. +Eh? That person isn't here, you know. +Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position? +$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken. +You give $M $t a nudge. +$n gives $N's $t a nudge. +$n gives your $t a nudge. +You give $p a nudge. +$n gives $p a nudge. ~nuzzle nuzzle 0 5 0 0 -Nuzzle who?? -$n is looking for someone to nuzzle. -You nuzzle $S neck softly. -$n softly nuzzles $N's neck. -$n softly nuzzles your neck. -No.. they aren't here.. -I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible. -$n tries to nuzzle $mself? -You nuzzle $N's $t. -$n nuzzles $N's $t. -$n nuzzles your $t. -You nuzzle $p. -$n nuzzles $p. +Nuzzle who?? +$n is looking for someone to nuzzle. +You nuzzle $S neck softly. +$n softly nuzzles $N's neck. +$n softly nuzzles your neck. +No.. they aren't here.. +I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible. +$n tries to nuzzle $mself? +You nuzzle $N's $t. +$n nuzzles $N's $t. +$n nuzzles your $t. +You nuzzle $p. +$n nuzzles $p. ~nyuk nyuk 0 5 0 0 -Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -$n goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -You poke at $S eyes and go 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n pokes at $N's eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -$n pokes at your eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -Oh? A wise guy, huh? -You look at yourself and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks at $mself and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -You look at $S $t and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks atat $N's $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks at your $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -You look at $p and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks at $p and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! +$n goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +You poke at $S eyes and go 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n pokes at $N's eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! +$n pokes at your eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! +Oh? A wise guy, huh? +You look at yourself and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks at $mself and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +You look at $S $t and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks atat $N's $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks at your $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +You look at $p and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks at $p and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' ~ogle ogle 0 5 0 0 -At whom do you wish to ogle? -$n is looking for someone to ogle at. -You amorously ogle $M. -$n amorously ogles $N. -$n is amorously ogling you. -Who do you love? -You ogle yourself amorously. -$n ogles at $mself, talk about conceited? -You ogle at $M $t amorously. -$n ogles at $N's $t amorously. -$n ogles at your $t amorously. -You ogle at $p amorously. -$n ogles at $p amorously. +At whom do you wish to ogle? +$n is looking for someone to ogle at. +You amorously ogle $M. +$n amorously ogles $N. +$n is amorously ogling you. +Who do you love? +You ogle yourself amorously. +$n ogles at $mself, talk about conceited? +You ogle at $M $t amorously. +$n ogles at $N's $t amorously. +$n ogles at your $t amorously. +You ogle at $p amorously. +$n ogles at $p amorously. ~oh oh 0 5 0 0 -You give out a little, 'Oh..' -$n gives out a little, 'Oh..' +You give out a little, 'Oh..' +$n gives out a little, 'Oh..' # # # @@ -4244,12 +4244,12 @@ $n gives out a little, 'Oh..' # ~ok ok 0 8 8 0 -You let out a big, 'OK!' -$n lets out a big, 'OK!' -You nod towards $N and let out a big, 'OK!' -$n nods towards $N and lets out a big, 'OK!' -$n nods towards you and lets out a big, 'OK!' -You can't find them here. +You let out a big, 'OK!' +$n lets out a big, 'OK!' +You nod towards $N and let out a big, 'OK!' +$n nods towards $N and lets out a big, 'OK!' +$n nods towards you and lets out a big, 'OK!' +You can't find them here. # # # @@ -4259,12 +4259,12 @@ You can't find them here. # ~orcs orcs 0 5 0 0 -'Orcs...' you patronize. -'Orcs...' patronizes $n. -You motion towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. -$n motions towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. -$n motions towards you saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. -You can't find them to patronize. +'Orcs...' you patronize. +'Orcs...' patronizes $n. +You motion towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. +$n motions towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. +$n motions towards you saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. +You can't find them to patronize. # # # @@ -4274,179 +4274,179 @@ You can't find them to patronize. # ~ouch ouch 0 5 0 0 -You say ouch. -$n says ouch. -You look at $M and say ouch. -$n looks at $N and says ouch. -$n looks at you and says ouch. -I don't see anyone by that name here..? -You look at yourself and say ouch. -$n looks at $mself and says ouch, how strange. -You look at $S $t and say ouch. -$n looks at $N's $t and says ouch. -$n looks at your $t and says ouch. -You look at $p and say ouch. -$n looks at $p and says ouch. +You say ouch. +$n says ouch. +You look at $M and say ouch. +$n looks at $N and says ouch. +$n looks at you and says ouch. +I don't see anyone by that name here..? +You look at yourself and say ouch. +$n looks at $mself and says ouch, how strange. +You look at $S $t and say ouch. +$n looks at $N's $t and says ouch. +$n looks at your $t and says ouch. +You look at $p and say ouch. +$n looks at $p and says ouch. ~pat pa 0 5 0 0 -Pat who?? -$n is looking for someone to pet. -You pat $N on $S head. -$n pats $N on $S head. -$n pats you on your head. -Who, where, what?? -You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. -$n pats $mself on the head. -You pat $M on $S $t. -$n pats $N on $S $t. -$n pats you on your $t. -You pat $p. -$n pats $p. +Pat who?? +$n is looking for someone to pet. +You pat $N on $S head. +$n pats $N on $S head. +$n pats you on your head. +Who, where, what?? +You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. +$n pats $mself on the head. +You pat $M on $S $t. +$n pats $N on $S $t. +$n pats you on your $t. +You pat $p. +$n pats $p. ~pace pace 0 5 0 0 -You pace the floor. -$n paces the floor, wearing a rut in it. -You pace in front of $N. -$n paces in front of $N. -$n paces in front of you. -They left before you could pace in front of them. -You pace back and forth across the room impatiently. -$n paces back and forth across the room impatiently. -You pace in front of $S $t. -$n paces in front of $N's $t. -$n paces in front of your $t. -You pace in front of $p. -$n paces in front of $p. +You pace the floor. +$n paces the floor, wearing a rut in it. +You pace in front of $N. +$n paces in front of $N. +$n paces in front of you. +They left before you could pace in front of them. +You pace back and forth across the room impatiently. +$n paces back and forth across the room impatiently. +You pace in front of $S $t. +$n paces in front of $N's $t. +$n paces in front of your $t. +You pace in front of $p. +$n paces in front of $p. ~panic panic 0 5 0 0 -The sky is falling! We're all doomed! They're everywhere! Don't panic, don't PANIC!!! -$n starts to panic, $s eyes wide open with fear. -You take one look at $M and start to panic! -$n takes one look at $N and starts to panic! -$n takes one look at you and starts to panic! -Good idea, panic about nothing! -You take one look at yourself and start to panic! -$n takes one look at $mself and starts to panic! -You take one look at $S $t and start to panic. -$n takes one look at $N's $t and starts to panic. -$n takes one look at your $t and starts to panic. -You take one look at $p and start to panic. -$n takes one look at $p and starts to panic. +The sky is falling! We're all doomed! They're everywhere! Don't panic, don't PANIC!!! +$n starts to panic, $s eyes wide open with fear. +You take one look at $M and start to panic! +$n takes one look at $N and starts to panic! +$n takes one look at you and starts to panic! +Good idea, panic about nothing! +You take one look at yourself and start to panic! +$n takes one look at $mself and starts to panic! +You take one look at $S $t and start to panic. +$n takes one look at $N's $t and starts to panic. +$n takes one look at your $t and starts to panic. +You take one look at $p and start to panic. +$n takes one look at $p and starts to panic. ~pant pant 0 5 0 0 -You start panting, damn near out of breath. -$n begins panting, $e looks out of breath. -You pant at $N, showing you're out of breath. -$n pants at $N, showing that $e is out of breath. -$n pants at you, showing that $e is out of breath. -They obviously aren't here. -You pant to yourself, not wanting to show how tired you are. -$n quietly pants to $mself, trying to disguise $s tiredness. -You pant on $S $t, drool everywhere. -$n pants on $N's $t, getting drool everywhere. -$n pants on your $t, getting drool everywhere. -You pant on $p, drool everywhere. -$n pants on $p, getting drool all over it. +You start panting, damn near out of breath. +$n begins panting, $e looks out of breath. +You pant at $N, showing you're out of breath. +$n pants at $N, showing that $e is out of breath. +$n pants at you, showing that $e is out of breath. +They obviously aren't here. +You pant to yourself, not wanting to show how tired you are. +$n quietly pants to $mself, trying to disguise $s tiredness. +You pant on $S $t, drool everywhere. +$n pants on $N's $t, getting drool everywhere. +$n pants on your $t, getting drool everywhere. +You pant on $p, drool everywhere. +$n pants on $p, getting drool all over it. ~peck peck 0 5 5 0 -Who do you want to give a gentle peck on the cheek? -$n is looking for someone to give a peck on the cheek. -You give $N a gentle peck on the cheek. -$n gives $N a gentle peck on the cheek. -$n gives you a gentle peck on the cheek. -No, I'm afraid not. That person isn't here. -That's not very possible you know? -$n tries to give $mself a peck on the cheeck. Failing miserably. -You give $N a gentle peck on $S $t. -$n gives $N a gentle peck on $S $t. -$n gives you a gentle peck on your $t. +Who do you want to give a gentle peck on the cheek? +$n is looking for someone to give a peck on the cheek. +You give $N a gentle peck on the cheek. +$n gives $N a gentle peck on the cheek. +$n gives you a gentle peck on the cheek. +No, I'm afraid not. That person isn't here. +That's not very possible you know? +$n tries to give $mself a peck on the cheeck. Failing miserably. +You give $N a gentle peck on $S $t. +$n gives $N a gentle peck on $S $t. +$n gives you a gentle peck on your $t. # # ~peer peer 0 5 0 0 -You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true. -$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly. -You peer intently at $N. -$n peers intently at $N, what is $e looking for? -$n peers intently at you, what is $e looking for? -Sorry buddy, no one here like that. -You peer at yourself, no small feat. -$n peers at $mself .. no small feat. -You peer intently at $S $t. -$n peers intently at $N's $t. -$n peers intently at your $t. -You peer intently at $p. -$n peers intently at $p. +You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true. +$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly. +You peer intently at $N. +$n peers intently at $N, what is $e looking for? +$n peers intently at you, what is $e looking for? +Sorry buddy, no one here like that. +You peer at yourself, no small feat. +$n peers at $mself .. no small feat. +You peer intently at $S $t. +$n peers intently at $N's $t. +$n peers intently at your $t. +You peer intently at $p. +$n peers intently at $p. ~perspire perspire 0 5 0 0 -Cool down? -$n perspires! -You look at $s and begin to perspire. -$n looks at $N and begins to perspire. -$n looks at you and begins to perspire. -You begin to perspire. -You perspire like a pig and begin to smell like one. -$n is perspiring and is beginning to smell funny. -You perspire on $S $t. -$n perspires on $N's $t. -$n perspires on your $t. -You perspire on $p. -$n perspires on $p. +Cool down? +$n perspires! +You look at $s and begin to perspire. +$n looks at $N and begins to perspire. +$n looks at you and begins to perspire. +You begin to perspire. +You perspire like a pig and begin to smell like one. +$n is perspiring and is beginning to smell funny. +You perspire on $S $t. +$n perspires on $N's $t. +$n perspires on your $t. +You perspire on $p. +$n perspires on $p. ~pet pet 0 5 0 0 -What do you want to pet? -$n tries to pet the air. -You pet $M. -$n pets $N. -$n pets you. -You are not in Kansas anymore, pet someone that is near you. -You pet yourself, ummm wouldn't privacy be a good thing. -You see $n pet $mself -- not a pretty sight. -You pet $S $t. -$n pets $N's $t. -$n pets your $t. -You pet $p. -$n pets $p. +What do you want to pet? +$n tries to pet the air. +You pet $M. +$n pets $N. +$n pets you. +You are not in Kansas anymore, pet someone that is near you. +You pet yourself, ummm wouldn't privacy be a good thing. +You see $n pet $mself -- not a pretty sight. +You pet $S $t. +$n pets $N's $t. +$n pets your $t. +You pet $p. +$n pets $p. ~phew phew 0 5 0 0 -You let out a loud pheew! -$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! -You wipe the sweat off your brow and exclaim, Phew to $M! -$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to $N. -$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to you. -You can't exclaim phew to them, they aren't here. -You exclaim phew to yourself. -$n exclaims phew to $mself. -You look at $S $t and exclaim, Phew! -$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims, Phew! -$n looks at your $t and exclaims, Phew! -You relax at the sight of the $p and exclaim, Phew! -$n relaxes at the sight of the $p and exclaims, Phew! +You let out a loud pheew! +$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! +You wipe the sweat off your brow and exclaim, Phew to $M! +$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to $N. +$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to you. +You can't exclaim phew to them, they aren't here. +You exclaim phew to yourself. +$n exclaims phew to $mself. +You look at $S $t and exclaim, Phew! +$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims, Phew! +$n looks at your $t and exclaims, Phew! +You relax at the sight of the $p and exclaim, Phew! +$n relaxes at the sight of the $p and exclaims, Phew! ~phlegm phlegm 0 5 0 0 -You phlegm. -$n phlegms all over the place, making a mess. -You phlegm on $S. -$n phlegms on $N. -$n phlegms on you. -Phlegming on someone is not polite. -You try to phlegm all over yourself. -$n phlegms all over $mself. -You phlegm on $S $t, that is so disgusting. -$n phlegms on $N's $t, how disgusting. -$n phlegms on your $t, all green and slimy. -You phlegm on $p. -$n phlegms on $p. +You phlegm. +$n phlegms all over the place, making a mess. +You phlegm on $S. +$n phlegms on $N. +$n phlegms on you. +Phlegming on someone is not polite. +You try to phlegm all over yourself. +$n phlegms all over $mself. +You phlegm on $S $t, that is so disgusting. +$n phlegms on $N's $t, how disgusting. +$n phlegms on your $t, all green and slimy. +You phlegm on $p. +$n phlegms on $p. ~picknose picknose 0 8 8 0 -You pick your nose. Gross! -$n picks $s nose. Apparantly someone doesn't know any manners. -You pick your nose, unfortunately at the same time as $N glances over at you! -$n picks $s nose right when $N glances over at $m! How unfortunate! -As you glance at $n, they pick their nose!! Ewwww! -You don't see them here. -You pick your nose, hoping noone will notice you. -$n picks $s nose, looking around making sure noone notices. +You pick your nose. Gross! +$n picks $s nose. Apparantly someone doesn't know any manners. +You pick your nose, unfortunately at the same time as $N glances over at you! +$n picks $s nose right when $N glances over at $m! How unfortunate! +As you glance at $n, they pick their nose!! Ewwww! +You don't see them here. +You pick your nose, hoping noone will notice you. +$n picks $s nose, looking around making sure noone notices. # # # @@ -4454,29 +4454,29 @@ $n picks $s nose, looking around making sure noone notices. # ~pie pie 0 5 0 0 -You get hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and look around for someone who seems hungry... -$n gets hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and looks around for someone who seems hungry... -You toss a pie staight into $N's face, Bwahahahaha!! -$n tosses a pie straight into the face of $N, yuck, goo all over $S face. -You are too late to see $n tossing a pie straight at your face. You try to move, but, no... Cherry flavored goo all over your face! -You can't see that person here, sorry. Aim again. :) -You plant a pie in your face, making a good work to get yourself as messy as posible, after all you like cherry... -$n looks at a pie and suddenly plants it straigt in $s own face, whirling it around till it falls into tiny bits and pieces... -You toss a pie straight at $S $t. -$n tosses a pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. -$n tosses a pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. -You toss a pie onto $p. -$n tosses a pie onto $p. +You get hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and look around for someone who seems hungry... +$n gets hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and looks around for someone who seems hungry... +You toss a pie staight into $N's face, Bwahahahaha!! +$n tosses a pie straight into the face of $N, yuck, goo all over $S face. +You are too late to see $n tossing a pie straight at your face. You try to move, but, no... Cherry flavored goo all over your face! +You can't see that person here, sorry. Aim again. :) +You plant a pie in your face, making a good work to get yourself as messy as posible, after all you like cherry... +$n looks at a pie and suddenly plants it straigt in $s own face, whirling it around till it falls into tiny bits and pieces... +You toss a pie straight at $S $t. +$n tosses a pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. +$n tosses a pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. +You toss a pie onto $p. +$n tosses a pie onto $p. ~pillow pillow 1 5 5 0 -You yell, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' and wait for the feathers to fly. -$n yells, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' -You whack $N right in the noggin with a pillow. -$n beans $N neatly with a pillow. -You get a mouthful of feathers as $n hits you with a pillow. -Try someone who's here. -You smack yourself with a pillow. Weirdo. -$n smacks $mself with a pillow... okayyy... +You yell, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' and wait for the feathers to fly. +$n yells, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' +You whack $N right in the noggin with a pillow. +$n beans $N neatly with a pillow. +You get a mouthful of feathers as $n hits you with a pillow. +Try someone who's here. +You smack yourself with a pillow. Weirdo. +$n smacks $mself with a pillow... okayyy... # # # @@ -4484,8 +4484,8 @@ $n smacks $mself with a pillow... okayyy... # ~pindrop pin 0 8 8 0 -You test the silence by dropping a pin -$n drops a pin. @RTWAAAAAAAANNNGGGG!@n +You test the silence by dropping a pin +$n drops a pin. @RTWAAAAAAAANNNGGGG!@n # # # @@ -4499,119 +4499,119 @@ $n drops a pin. @RTWAAAAAAAANNNGGGG!@n # ~pinch pinch 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you want to pinch? Choose carefully. -$n is looking for a tush to pinch!!! -You pinch $S tush! -$n pinches $N's tush. -$n pinches your tush! -They ran away before you could pinch them. -You pinch your own tush! -$n pinches $s own tush. -You pinch $S $t. -$n pinches $N's $t. -$n pinches your $t. -You pinch $p. -$n pinches $p. +Whom do you want to pinch? Choose carefully. +$n is looking for a tush to pinch!!! +You pinch $S tush! +$n pinches $N's tush. +$n pinches your tush! +They ran away before you could pinch them. +You pinch your own tush! +$n pinches $s own tush. +You pinch $S $t. +$n pinches $N's $t. +$n pinches your $t. +You pinch $p. +$n pinches $p. ~pity pity 0 5 0 0 -You pity the world. -$n is looking for something to pity. -You pity $M, $E is so pathetic. -$n pities $N and everything $E stands for. -$n pities you and everything you stand for. -Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. -You pity yourself. -$n pities $mself to tears. -You pity $S $t. -$n pities $N's $t. -$n pities your $t. -You pity $p. -$n pities $p. +You pity the world. +$n is looking for something to pity. +You pity $M, $E is so pathetic. +$n pities $N and everything $E stands for. +$n pities you and everything you stand for. +Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. +You pity yourself. +$n pities $mself to tears. +You pity $S $t. +$n pities $N's $t. +$n pities your $t. +You pity $p. +$n pities $p. ~point point 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to point at? -$n points in all directions, seemingly confused. -You point at $M. -$n points at $N. -$n points at you. -You must have a VERY long index-finger... -You point at yourself. Insinuating something? -$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e. -You point at $S $t. -$n points at $N's $t. -$n points at your $t. -You point at $p. -$n points at $p. +Who do you want to point at? +$n points in all directions, seemingly confused. +You point at $M. +$n points at $N. +$n points at you. +You must have a VERY long index-finger... +You point at yourself. Insinuating something? +$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e. +You point at $S $t. +$n points at $N's $t. +$n points at your $t. +You point at $p. +$n points at $p. ~poke poke 0 5 0 0 -Poke who?? -$n seems to be poking around for something. -You poke $M. -$n pokes $N. -$n pokes you. -You can't poke someone who's not here! -You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. -$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. -You poke $M in $S $t. -$n pokes $N in $S $t. -$n pokes you in your $t. -You poke at $p. -$n pokes at $p. +Poke who?? +$n seems to be poking around for something. +You poke $M. +$n pokes $N. +$n pokes you. +You can't poke someone who's not here! +You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. +$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. +You poke $M in $S $t. +$n pokes $N in $S $t. +$n pokes you in your $t. +You poke at $p. +$n pokes at $p. ~ponder ponder 0 5 0 0 -You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment. -$n sinks deeply into $s own thoughts. -You ponder over what $E just said. -$n ponders $N's words. -$n ponders your words. -You ponder. -You ponder your very existence. -$n seems to be pondering why $e is even here. -You ponder over $S $t. -$n ponders over $N's $t. -$n ponders over your $t. -You ponder over $p. -$n ponders over $p. +You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment. +$n sinks deeply into $s own thoughts. +You ponder over what $E just said. +$n ponders $N's words. +$n ponders your words. +You ponder. +You ponder your very existence. +$n seems to be pondering why $e is even here. +You ponder over $S $t. +$n ponders over $N's $t. +$n ponders over your $t. +You ponder over $p. +$n ponders over $p. ~pooh pooh 0 5 0 0 -You fold your arms, tap your temple and utter, 'think, think, think....' -$n folds $s arms, taps $s temple and utters, 'think, think, think....' -You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about you. -They're not here, you silly Pooh-bear. -You fold your arms and bite your tongue, deep in thought about yourself. -$n folds $s arms and bites $s tongue, deep in thought about $mself. -You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about your $t. +You fold your arms, tap your temple and utter, 'think, think, think....' +$n folds $s arms, taps $s temple and utters, 'think, think, think....' +You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about you. +They're not here, you silly Pooh-bear. +You fold your arms and bite your tongue, deep in thought about yourself. +$n folds $s arms and bites $s tongue, deep in thought about $mself. +You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about your $t. # # ~pop pop 0 8 8 0 -You mischievously get out a pin... POP! -$n mischievously gets out a pin... POP! -You get a pin and poke at $N... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at you... POP! -Maybe you should take that pin and drop it. They're not here. -You get a pin and poke yourself... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes $mself... POP! -You get a pin and poke at $N's $t... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N's $t... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at your $t... POP! -You get out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! +You mischievously get out a pin... POP! +$n mischievously gets out a pin... POP! +You get a pin and poke at $N... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at you... POP! +Maybe you should take that pin and drop it. They're not here. +You get a pin and poke yourself... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes $mself... POP! +You get a pin and poke at $N's $t... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N's $t... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at your $t... POP! +You get out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! ~pose pose 0 8 8 0 -You pose dramatically. -$n poses dramatically. -You pose before $N; $E seems to be impressed. -$n poses before $N; $E cheers at the drama. -$n poses dramatically at you; You feel honored. -You pose for someone, who seemingly isn't there. -You pose with passion in front of a mirror. -$n poses with passion in front of a mirror. +You pose dramatically. +$n poses dramatically. +You pose before $N; $E seems to be impressed. +$n poses before $N; $E cheers at the drama. +$n poses dramatically at you; You feel honored. +You pose for someone, who seemingly isn't there. +You pose with passion in front of a mirror. +$n poses with passion in front of a mirror. # # # @@ -4619,164 +4619,164 @@ $n poses with passion in front of a mirror. # ~postal postal 0 5 0 0 -You go postal! -Run for cover! $n is going postal. -You go postal on $N. -$n goes postal on $N! -$n goes postal on you! -You WANT to go postal on them, but they're not here. -You go postal on yourself in frustration. -$n just went postal on $mself. -You go postal on $S $t. -$n goes postal on $N's $t. -$n goes postal on your $t. -You go postal on $p in frustration. -$n goes postal on $p in frustration. +You go postal! +Run for cover! $n is going postal. +You go postal on $N. +$n goes postal on $N! +$n goes postal on you! +You WANT to go postal on them, but they're not here. +You go postal on yourself in frustration. +$n just went postal on $mself. +You go postal on $S $t. +$n goes postal on $N's $t. +$n goes postal on your $t. +You go postal on $p in frustration. +$n goes postal on $p in frustration. ~pounce pounce 0 5 0 0 -You pounce around. -$n pounces around like a cat. -You pounce on $M. -$n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground. -$n pounces on you, knocking you down. -They aren't here. -You pounce upon yourself. -$n pounces upon $mself. -You pounce on $S $t. -$n pounces on $N's $t. -$n pounces on your $t. -You pounce on $p. -$n pounces on $p. +You pounce around. +$n pounces around like a cat. +You pounce on $M. +$n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground. +$n pounces on you, knocking you down. +They aren't here. +You pounce upon yourself. +$n pounces upon $mself. +You pounce on $S $t. +$n pounces on $N's $t. +$n pounces on your $t. +You pounce on $p. +$n pounces on $p. ~pound pound 0 5 0 0 -You pound your fist into the wall! You are so mad! -$n pounds $s fist into the wall! Ouch! $e looks mad! -You pound $N into the ground! -$n pounds $N into the ground! -$n pounds you into the ground! Are you gonna take that?? -You swing your fist as you pound the air. -You pound yourself. -You watch $N pound $mself in the face. -You pound on $S $t. -$n pounds on $N's $t. -$n pounds on your $t. -You pound on $p. -$n pounds on $p. +You pound your fist into the wall! You are so mad! +$n pounds $s fist into the wall! Ouch! $e looks mad! +You pound $N into the ground! +$n pounds $N into the ground! +$n pounds you into the ground! Are you gonna take that?? +You swing your fist as you pound the air. +You pound yourself. +You watch $N pound $mself in the face. +You pound on $S $t. +$n pounds on $N's $t. +$n pounds on your $t. +You pound on $p. +$n pounds on $p. ~pout pout 0 5 0 0 -Ah, don't take it so hard. -$n pouts, $s lower lip quivering. -You pout at $N. -$n pouts at $N. -$n pouts at you. -You pout, but no one notices. -You purse your lips and pout. -$n pouts pitifully at $mself. -You pout at $S $t. -$n pouts at $N's $t. -$n pouts at your $t. -You pout at $p. -$n pouts at $p. +Ah, don't take it so hard. +$n pouts, $s lower lip quivering. +You pout at $N. +$n pouts at $N. +$n pouts at you. +You pout, but no one notices. +You purse your lips and pout. +$n pouts pitifully at $mself. +You pout at $S $t. +$n pouts at $N's $t. +$n pouts at your $t. +You pout at $p. +$n pouts at $p. ~pray pray 0 5 0 0 -You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish. -$n begs and grovels to the powers that be. -You crawl in the dust before $M. -$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N. -$n kisses the dirt at your feet. -No such person around, your prayers vanish into the endless voids. -Talk about narcissism... -$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself. -You pray to $S $t. -$n prays to $N's $t. -$n prays to your $t. -You pray to $p. -$n prays to $p. +You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish. +$n begs and grovels to the powers that be. +You crawl in the dust before $M. +$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N. +$n kisses the dirt at your feet. +No such person around, your prayers vanish into the endless voids. +Talk about narcissism... +$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself. +You pray to $S $t. +$n prays to $N's $t. +$n prays to your $t. +You pray to $p. +$n prays to $p. ~pride pride 0 5 0 0 -You are proud and show it. -$n just wants to make $s mommy proud. -You show your heartfelt pride to $M. -$n beams with pride at $N's accomplishments. -$n beams with pride at your accomplishments. -No such person around, your pride vanishes into the endless voids. -You pride yourself in all of your accomplishments. -$n is full of $mself, again. -You are proud of $S $t. -$n is proud of $N's $t. -$n is proud of your $t. -You is proud of $p. -$n is proud of $p. +You are proud and show it. +$n just wants to make $s mommy proud. +You show your heartfelt pride to $M. +$n beams with pride at $N's accomplishments. +$n beams with pride at your accomplishments. +No such person around, your pride vanishes into the endless voids. +You pride yourself in all of your accomplishments. +$n is full of $mself, again. +You are proud of $S $t. +$n is proud of $N's $t. +$n is proud of your $t. +You is proud of $p. +$n is proud of $p. ~propose propose 0 5 0 0 -Still looking for the special someone, eh? -$n looks around for $s lost love. -You kneel before $N vowing your love asking for $S hand in marriage. -$n kneels before $N vowing $s eternal love and devotion. -$n kneels before you proclaiming $s love for you saying, "Will you marry me?" -Who are you proposing to? -Proposing to yourself now? Are you a little desperate? -$n kneels down, gets a funny look on $s face as $e proclaims selflove! -You propose to $S $t. -$n proposes to $N's $t, I hope $E doesn't need that. -$n proposes to your $t, I hope you didn't need that. -You propose to $p. -$n proposes to $p. +Still looking for the special someone, eh? +$n looks around for $s lost love. +You kneel before $N vowing your love asking for $S hand in marriage. +$n kneels before $N vowing $s eternal love and devotion. +$n kneels before you proclaiming $s love for you saying, "Will you marry me?" +Who are you proposing to? +Proposing to yourself now? Are you a little desperate? +$n kneels down, gets a funny look on $s face as $e proclaims selflove! +You propose to $S $t. +$n proposes to $N's $t, I hope $E doesn't need that. +$n proposes to your $t, I hope you didn't need that. +You propose to $p. +$n proposes to $p. ~prozac prozac 0 5 0 0 -You get out your bottle of prozac.....*sigh* relief. -$n gets out $s bottle of prozac....he looks better?? -You hand over a prozac bottle to $N. -$n hands some prozac to $N. -$n hands ya some prozac.....relief. Ahhh... -Nobody here to take your cheap prozac. -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*sigh* -Apparently, prozac makes $n feel giddy. -You look at $S $t, and offer $M some prozac in sympathy. -$n looks at $N's $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. -$n looks at your $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. -You look at $p, and offer it some prozac in sympathy. -$n looks at $p, and offers it some prozac in sympathy. +You get out your bottle of prozac.....*sigh* relief. +$n gets out $s bottle of prozac....he looks better?? +You hand over a prozac bottle to $N. +$n hands some prozac to $N. +$n hands ya some prozac.....relief. Ahhh... +Nobody here to take your cheap prozac. +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*sigh* +Apparently, prozac makes $n feel giddy. +You look at $S $t, and offer $M some prozac in sympathy. +$n looks at $N's $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. +$n looks at your $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. +You look at $p, and offer it some prozac in sympathy. +$n looks at $p, and offers it some prozac in sympathy. ~puke puke 0 5 0 0 -You puke all over. -$n pukes. -You puke on $M. -$n pukes on $N. -$n pukes on your clothes! -Once again? -You puke on yourself. -$n pukes on $s clothes. -You puke on $S $t. -$n pukes on $N's $t. -$n pukes on your $t. -You puke on $p. -$n pukes on $p. +You puke all over. +$n pukes. +You puke on $M. +$n pukes on $N. +$n pukes on your clothes! +Once again? +You puke on yourself. +$n pukes on $s clothes. +You puke on $S $t. +$n pukes on $N's $t. +$n pukes on your $t. +You puke on $p. +$n pukes on $p. ~pull pull 0 5 0 0 -Who's leg do you want to pull? +Who's leg do you want to pull? # -You pull $S leg. -$n pulls $N's leg. -$n pulls your leg. -They're not here! -You pull your own leg. -$n pulls $s own leg. -You pull $S $i. -$n pulls $N's $i. -$n pulls your $i. -You pull at $p. -$n pulls at $p. +You pull $S leg. +$n pulls $N's leg. +$n pulls your leg. +They're not here! +You pull your own leg. +$n pulls $s own leg. +You pull $S $t. +$n pulls $N's $t. +$n pulls your $t. +You pull at $p. +$n pulls at $p. ~pulse pulse 0 8 8 0 -Who do you want to check for a pulse? -$n is looking for someone to check a pulse on. -You check $M's pulse. -$n checks $N for a pulse. -$n checks you for a pulse. -They must have seen you coming. -You check yourself for a pulse. -$n checks $mself for a pulse. +Who do you want to check for a pulse? +$n is looking for someone to check a pulse on. +You check $M's pulse. +$n checks $N for a pulse. +$n checks you for a pulse. +They must have seen you coming. +You check yourself for a pulse. +$n checks $mself for a pulse. # # # @@ -4784,83 +4784,83 @@ $n checks $mself for a pulse. # ~puppyeyes puppyeyes 0 8 8 0 -Your eyes brim with tears as you do your most sorrowful puppy eyes. -$n's eyes brim with tears as $e does $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. -Your eyes brim with tears as you look at $N, giving $M your most sorrowful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $N sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n's eyes brim with tears as $e looks at you with $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. -Your puppy eyes are a wasted effort as that person is not here to fall for them. -You look at yourself tearfully, doing your most sorrowful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $mself sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -You look at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n looks at your $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -You look at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +Your eyes brim with tears as you do your most sorrowful puppy eyes. +$n's eyes brim with tears as $e does $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. +Your eyes brim with tears as you look at $N, giving $M your most sorrowful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $N sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n's eyes brim with tears as $e looks at you with $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. +Your puppy eyes are a wasted effort as that person is not here to fall for them. +You look at yourself tearfully, doing your most sorrowful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $mself sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +You look at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n looks at your $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +You look at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. ~purr pur 0 5 0 0 -Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr............. -$n purrs contentedly. -You purr contentedly at $M. -$n purrs at $N. -$n purrs contentedly at you. -You purr, but no one notices. -You make little purring sounds to yourself. -$n purrs at $mself. -You purr at $S $t. -$n purrs at $N's $t. -$n purrs at your $t. -You purr at $p. -$n purrs at $p. +Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr............. +$n purrs contentedly. +You purr contentedly at $M. +$n purrs at $N. +$n purrs contentedly at you. +You purr, but no one notices. +You make little purring sounds to yourself. +$n purrs at $mself. +You purr at $S $t. +$n purrs at $N's $t. +$n purrs at your $t. +You purr at $p. +$n purrs at $p. ~pushup pushup 0 5 0 0 -You assume the proper position and do a push-up. -$n assumes the proper position and does a push-up. -'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' you command $N. -$n shouts out at $N, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' -$n shouts at you, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' -You don't see them here. -You do a push-up. -$n does a push-up. -test +You assume the proper position and do a push-up. +$n assumes the proper position and does a push-up. +'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' you command $N. +$n shouts out at $N, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' +$n shouts at you, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' +You don't see them here. +You do a push-up. +$n does a push-up. +test # # # # ~puzzle puzzle 0 5 0 0 -You try to sort all this confusion out. -$n seems puzzled. -$E looks as puzzled as you. -$n gives $N a puzzled look. -$n gives you a puzzled look. -Hmmm wonder where they went? -You attempt to confuse yourself and succeed!! -$n succeeds in confusing $mself. -You puzzle over $S $t. -$n is puzzled by $N's $t. -$n is puzzled by your $t. -You is puzzled by $p. -$n is puzzled by $p. +You try to sort all this confusion out. +$n seems puzzled. +$E looks as puzzled as you. +$n gives $N a puzzled look. +$n gives you a puzzled look. +Hmmm wonder where they went? +You attempt to confuse yourself and succeed!! +$n succeeds in confusing $mself. +You puzzle over $S $t. +$n is puzzled by $N's $t. +$n is puzzled by your $t. +You is puzzled by $p. +$n is puzzled by $p. ~quiver quiver 0 8 8 0 -You quiver and quake like a bowl of jelly. -$n quivers and quakes like a bowl of jelly. -You eye $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes you fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -Trying to keep yourself warm? -You eye yourself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $mself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -You eye $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes your $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -You eye $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +You quiver and quake like a bowl of jelly. +$n quivers and quakes like a bowl of jelly. +You eye $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes you fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +Trying to keep yourself warm? +You eye yourself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $mself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +You eye $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes your $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +You eye $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. ~rainbow rainbow 0 5 0 0 -You let everyone see a whole new R A I N B O W !! -Everyone sees a whole new R A I N B O W !! +You let everyone see a whole new R A I N B O W !! +Everyone sees a whole new R A I N B O W !! # # # @@ -4874,12 +4874,12 @@ Everyone sees a whole new R A I N B O W !! # ~raise raise 0 5 0 0 -You raise your eyebrow at the situation. -$n raises an eyebrow at the situation. -You raise an eyebrow at $N. -$n raises an eyebrow at $N. -$n raises an eyebrow at you. -You can't find them here. +You raise your eyebrow at the situation. +$n raises an eyebrow at the situation. +You raise an eyebrow at $N. +$n raises an eyebrow at $N. +$n raises an eyebrow at you. +You can't find them here. # # # @@ -4889,13 +4889,13 @@ You can't find them here. # ~raspberry raspberry 0 5 0 0 -You must blow a raspberry at someone! +You must blow a raspberry at someone! # -You blow a raspberry at $N! -$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at $N! -$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at you! -You don't see them here. -You gotta blow a raspberry at someone ELSE! +You blow a raspberry at $N! +$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at $N! +$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at you! +You don't see them here. +You gotta blow a raspberry at someone ELSE! # # # @@ -4904,23 +4904,23 @@ You gotta blow a raspberry at someone ELSE! # ~rebuke rebuke 0 5 0 0 -Who's demon spirits do you wish to rebuke? You rebuke everything. -$n rebukes everything in the this god forsaken realm. -You wave your hands at $N and rebuke $S demonic spirits! -$n waves $s hands like an idiot, rebuking demons which are clearly not there... -$n slaps you on the head, screaming 'Demonic pumpkin, I rebuke thee!' -That person's demon spirits must have gone somewhere else. -You rebuke your own inner demons! -$n waves $s hands at $mself and screams 'Out, out, Demonic Raisins, I rebuke thee!' -You rebuke $S $t. -$n rebukes $N's $t. -$n rebukes $t. -You rebuke $p. -$n rebukes $p. +Who's demon spirits do you wish to rebuke? You rebuke everything. +$n rebukes everything in the this god forsaken realm. +You wave your hands at $N and rebuke $S demonic spirits! +$n waves $s hands like an idiot, rebuking demons which are clearly not there... +$n slaps you on the head, screaming 'Demonic pumpkin, I rebuke thee!' +That person's demon spirits must have gone somewhere else. +You rebuke your own inner demons! +$n waves $s hands at $mself and screams 'Out, out, Demonic Raisins, I rebuke thee!' +You rebuke $S $t. +$n rebukes $N's $t. +$n rebukes $t. +You rebuke $p. +$n rebukes $p. ~reconnect reconnect 0 5 0 0 -You have to reconnect, be right back! -$n has to reconnect, $e'll be right back! +You have to reconnect, be right back! +$n has to reconnect, $e'll be right back! # # # @@ -4934,44 +4934,44 @@ $n has to reconnect, $e'll be right back! # ~relax relax 0 5 0 0 -You kick back and just enjoy the world around you. -$n relaxes and lets out a huge sigh of contentment. -You relax into $N's arms. -$n relaxes into $N's arms. -$n relaxes into your arms. -You can't relax, they are no where to be found. -You relax every muscle in your body. -$n relaxes every muscle in $s body. -You look at $S $t and relax. -$n looks at $N's $t and relaxes. -$n looks at your $t and relaxes. -You relax at the sight of the $p. -$n relaxes at the sight of the $p. +You kick back and just enjoy the world around you. +$n relaxes and lets out a huge sigh of contentment. +You relax into $N's arms. +$n relaxes into $N's arms. +$n relaxes into your arms. +You can't relax, they are no where to be found. +You relax every muscle in your body. +$n relaxes every muscle in $s body. +You look at $S $t and relax. +$n looks at $N's $t and relaxes. +$n looks at your $t and relaxes. +You relax at the sight of the $p. +$n relaxes at the sight of the $p. ~relief relief 0 5 0 0 -You sigh in relief. -$n sighs in relief. -You look at $M and sigh in relief. -$n sighs in relief at $N. -$n sighs in relief at you. -You sigh in relief at yourself. -You sighs in relief to yourself. -$n sighs in relief to $mself. -You sigh in relief at $S $t. -$n sighs in relief at $N's $t. -$n sighs in relief at your $t. -You sigh in relief at $p. -$n sighs in relief at $p. +You sigh in relief. +$n sighs in relief. +You look at $M and sigh in relief. +$n sighs in relief at $N. +$n sighs in relief at you. +You sigh in relief at yourself. +You sighs in relief to yourself. +$n sighs in relief to $mself. +You sigh in relief at $S $t. +$n sighs in relief at $N's $t. +$n sighs in relief at your $t. +You sigh in relief at $p. +$n sighs in relief at $p. ~ren ren 0 5 0 0 -Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! -$n jumps up and shouts: "Oh, Happy Happy, Joy Joy!!" -You turn to $M and shout: "You eeediot!!" -$n turns to $N and shouts: "You eeediot!!" -$n turns to you and shouts: "You eeediot!!" -You eeediot!!! -Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! -$n sniffs $mself and says: "Sttteeenky!!!" +Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! +$n jumps up and shouts: "Oh, Happy Happy, Joy Joy!!" +You turn to $M and shout: "You eeediot!!" +$n turns to $N and shouts: "You eeediot!!" +$n turns to you and shouts: "You eeediot!!" +You eeediot!!! +Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! +$n sniffs $mself and says: "Sttteeenky!!!" # # # @@ -4979,11 +4979,11 @@ $n sniffs $mself and says: "Sttteeenky!!!" # ~revolve revolve 0 8 8 0 -Who do you want to give the item to? -$n looks silly trying to pawn things off on people who are not there. -You give $N a revolving door. -$n slaps a revolving door on $Ns back. -$n hands you a revolving door. +Who do you want to give the item to? +$n looks silly trying to pawn things off on people who are not there. +You give $N a revolving door. +$n slaps a revolving door on $Ns back. +$n hands you a revolving door. # # # @@ -4994,14 +4994,14 @@ $n hands you a revolving door. # ~roar roar 0 5 0 0 -You ROAR like a triumphant lion! -$n ROARS like a triumphant lion! -You ROAR aggressively at $N. -$n ROARS aggressively at $N. -$n ROARS aggressively at you. -You ROAR at thin air!... pointless huh? -You ROAR and beat your chest aggressively! -$n ROARS and beats $s chest aggressively! +You ROAR like a triumphant lion! +$n ROARS like a triumphant lion! +You ROAR aggressively at $N. +$n ROARS aggressively at $N. +$n ROARS aggressively at you. +You ROAR at thin air!... pointless huh? +You ROAR and beat your chest aggressively! +$n ROARS and beats $s chest aggressively! # # # @@ -5009,44 +5009,44 @@ $n ROARS and beats $s chest aggressively! # ~rofl rofl 0 5 0 0 -You roll around on the floor, laughing. -$n rolls around on the floor, laughing. -You fall to the floor and throw yourself back and forth... LAUGHING at their antics. -$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $N's antics. -$n rolls around on the floor laughing at your antics. -You can't... you are rolling around on the floor laughing at their absence. -You start to roll around on the floor laughing at your own antics. -$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $s own antics. Neat, huh? -You collapse on the floor laughing at $S $t. -$n collapses on the floor laughing at $N's $t. -$n collapses on the floor laughing at your $t. -You collapse on the floor laughing at $p. -$n collapses on the floor laughing at $p. +You roll around on the floor, laughing. +$n rolls around on the floor, laughing. +You fall to the floor and throw yourself back and forth... LAUGHING at their antics. +$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $N's antics. +$n rolls around on the floor laughing at your antics. +You can't... you are rolling around on the floor laughing at their absence. +You start to roll around on the floor laughing at your own antics. +$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $s own antics. Neat, huh? +You collapse on the floor laughing at $S $t. +$n collapses on the floor laughing at $N's $t. +$n collapses on the floor laughing at your $t. +You collapse on the floor laughing at $p. +$n collapses on the floor laughing at $p. ~roll roll 0 5 0 0 -You roll your eyes in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes in disgust. -You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust. -$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes in disgust. -$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust. -Um... who? -You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. -$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. -You roll your eyes at $S $t in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes at your $t in disgust. -You roll your eyes at $p in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes at $p in disgust. +You roll your eyes in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes in disgust. +You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust. +$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes in disgust. +$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust. +Um... who? +You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. +$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. +You roll your eyes at $S $t in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes at your $t in disgust. +You roll your eyes at $p in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes at $p in disgust. ~romp romp 0 8 8 0 -You romp around joyfully. -$n romps around joyfully. -You romp joyfully around $N. -$n romps joyfully around $N. -$n romps joyfully around you. -They're not here, you sponge! -You romp around yourself. You feel quite dizzy. -$n romps around $mself and looks quite dizzy. +You romp around joyfully. +$n romps around joyfully. +You romp joyfully around $N. +$n romps joyfully around $N. +$n romps joyfully around you. +They're not here, you sponge! +You romp around yourself. You feel quite dizzy. +$n romps around $mself and looks quite dizzy. # # # @@ -5054,14 +5054,14 @@ $n romps around $mself and looks quite dizzy. # ~rose rose 0 8 8 0 -You whip out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -$n whips out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -You hand $N a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -$n hands $N a @R@@@G}---@g`@G---@g,@G---@n -$n hands you a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -The rose drops forlornly to the ground, no one is here. -You hand yourself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -$n hands $mself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +You whip out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +$n whips out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +You hand $N a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +$n hands $N a @R@@@G}---@g`@G---@g,@G---@n +$n hands you a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +The rose drops forlornly to the ground, no one is here. +You hand yourself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +$n hands $mself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n # # # @@ -5069,83 +5069,83 @@ $n hands $mself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n # ~ruffle ruffle 0 5 0 0 -You've got to ruffle SOMEONE. -$n is looking for someone's hair to ruffle. -You ruffle $N's hair playfully. -$n ruffles $N's hair playfully. -$n ruffles your hair playfully. -Might be a bit difficult. -You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy. -$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo! -You ruffle $S $t. -$n ruffles $N's $t. -$n ruffles your $t. -You ruffle $p. -$n ruffles $p. +You've got to ruffle SOMEONE. +$n is looking for someone's hair to ruffle. +You ruffle $N's hair playfully. +$n ruffles $N's hair playfully. +$n ruffles your hair playfully. +Might be a bit difficult. +You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy. +$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo! +You ruffle $S $t. +$n ruffles $N's $t. +$n ruffles your $t. +You ruffle $p. +$n ruffles $p. ~run run 0 8 8 0 -You run screaming for the hills. -$n runs screaming for the hills. -You take one look at $N and run screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at $N and runs screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at you and runs screaming for the hills. -You run screaming... but from who? -You run screaming from yourself... AAH! You can't get away! -$n runs screaming from $mself... $e can't get away! -You take one look at $N's $t and run screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at $N's $t and runs screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at your $t and runs screaming for the hills. -You take one look at $p and run screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at $p and runs screaming for the hills. +You run screaming for the hills. +$n runs screaming for the hills. +You take one look at $N and run screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at $N and runs screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at you and runs screaming for the hills. +You run screaming... but from who? +You run screaming from yourself... AAH! You can't get away! +$n runs screaming from $mself... $e can't get away! +You take one look at $N's $t and run screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at $N's $t and runs screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at your $t and runs screaming for the hills. +You take one look at $p and run screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at $p and runs screaming for the hills. ~sad sad 0 8 8 0 -Your face sinks, an image of sadness. -$n's face sinks, an image of sadness. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at you. -You look sad, but no one is here to see. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at yourself. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $mself. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N's $t. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N's $t. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $t. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at $p. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $p. +Your face sinks, an image of sadness. +$n's face sinks, an image of sadness. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at you. +You look sad, but no one is here to see. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at yourself. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $mself. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N's $t. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N's $t. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $t. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at $p. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $p. ~sage sage 0 5 5 0 -You nod sagely. -$n nods sagely. -You nod sagely to $N. -$n nods sagely to $N. -$n nods sagely to you. -Nod at who did you say? -You nod sagely, thinking about something important. -$n nods sagely, thinking about something important. -You nod sagely, thinking about $N's $t. -$n nods sagely, thinking about $N's $t. -$n nods sagely, thinking about your $t. +You nod sagely. +$n nods sagely. +You nod sagely to $N. +$n nods sagely to $N. +$n nods sagely to you. +Nod at who did you say? +You nod sagely, thinking about something important. +$n nods sagely, thinking about something important. +You nod sagely, thinking about $N's $t. +$n nods sagely, thinking about $N's $t. +$n nods sagely, thinking about your $t. # # ~salute sal 0 5 0 0 -You salute everyone present. -$n salutes everyone present. -You salute $N. -$n salutes $N. -$n salutes you. -Hmmm. I wonder who you're trying to salute? -You manage to sprain your wrist while trying to salute yourself. -$n bends $s hand backwards and salutes $mself! -You salute $S $t. -$n salutes $N's $t. -$n salutes your $t. -You salute $p. -$n salutes $p. +You salute everyone present. +$n salutes everyone present. +You salute $N. +$n salutes $N. +$n salutes you. +Hmmm. I wonder who you're trying to salute? +You manage to sprain your wrist while trying to salute yourself. +$n bends $s hand backwards and salutes $mself! +You salute $S $t. +$n salutes $N's $t. +$n salutes your $t. +You salute $p. +$n salutes $p. ~scab scab 0 5 5 0 -You pick at a scab.. Don't you know it will never heal now? -$n picks at one of $s scabs. +You pick at a scab.. Don't you know it will never heal now? +$n picks at one of $s scabs. # # # @@ -5159,23 +5159,23 @@ $n picks at one of $s scabs. # ~scold scold 0 5 0 0 -You begin to scold this Cruel World we live in. -$n begins to scold the Cruel World we live in. -You scold $M to within a thrashing of $S life. -$n scolds $N to within a thrashing of $S life. -$n scolds you to within a thrashing of your life. -Sure sure, but who might that be? -You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. -$n scolds $mself furiously. -You scold $S $t. -$n scolds $N's $t. -$n scolds your $t. -You scold $p. -$n scolds $p. +You begin to scold this Cruel World we live in. +$n begins to scold the Cruel World we live in. +You scold $M to within a thrashing of $S life. +$n scolds $N to within a thrashing of $S life. +$n scolds you to within a thrashing of your life. +Sure sure, but who might that be? +You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. +$n scolds $mself furiously. +You scold $S $t. +$n scolds $N's $t. +$n scolds your $t. +You scold $p. +$n scolds $p. ~scout scout 0 8 8 0 -You take a good look around. -$n looks like $e has lost something nearby. +You take a good look around. +$n looks like $e has lost something nearby. # # # @@ -5189,74 +5189,74 @@ $n looks like $e has lost something nearby. # ~scratch scratch 0 5 0 0 -You scratch your head. -$n scratches $s head in confusion. -You rake $S face with your nails. -$n tries to scratch $N's eyes out. -$n lunges at you hissing like a stray cat. -Ahh you frightened them off! Good. -Ahhhhh that feels good! -$n scratches $s head in contemplation. -You scratch $S $t. -$n scratches $N's $t. -$n scratches your $t. -You scratch $p. -$n scratches $p. +You scratch your head. +$n scratches $s head in confusion. +You rake $S face with your nails. +$n tries to scratch $N's eyes out. +$n lunges at you hissing like a stray cat. +Ahh you frightened them off! Good. +Ahhhhh that feels good! +$n scratches $s head in contemplation. +You scratch $S $t. +$n scratches $N's $t. +$n scratches your $t. +You scratch $p. +$n scratches $p. ~scream scream 0 5 0 0 -ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! -$n screams loudly! -You scream at $M. -$n screams loudly in $N's ear. -$n screams in your ear! AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!! -No one can hear your screams. -You are so mad at yourself, you could just scream! -$n gapes in a silent expression of pain and angst. -You scream at $S $t. -$n screams at $N's $t. -$n screams at your $t. -You scream at $p. -$n screams at $p. +ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! +$n screams loudly! +You scream at $M. +$n screams loudly in $N's ear. +$n screams in your ear! AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!! +No one can hear your screams. +You are so mad at yourself, you could just scream! +$n gapes in a silent expression of pain and angst. +You scream at $S $t. +$n screams at $N's $t. +$n screams at your $t. +You scream at $p. +$n screams at $p. ~scuffle scuf 0 5 0 0 -You scuffle your feet around in the dirt. -$n scuffles $s feet around in the dirt. -You scuffle your feet in front of $N. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of you. -They left before you could scuffle in front of them. -You scuffle your feet back and forth across the room impatiently. -$n scuffles $s feet back and forth across the room impatiently. -You scuffle your feet in front of $S $t. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N's $t. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of your $t. -You scuffle your feet in front of $p. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of $p. +You scuffle your feet around in the dirt. +$n scuffles $s feet around in the dirt. +You scuffle your feet in front of $N. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of you. +They left before you could scuffle in front of them. +You scuffle your feet back and forth across the room impatiently. +$n scuffles $s feet back and forth across the room impatiently. +You scuffle your feet in front of $S $t. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N's $t. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of your $t. +You scuffle your feet in front of $p. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of $p. ~secret secret 0 8 8 0 -Whom do you wish to give the secret TBA handshake? -$n is looking for someone to to give the secret TBA handshake. -You give $N the secret TBA handshake. -$n gives $N the secret TBA handshake. -$n gives you the secret TBA handshake. -They are not cool enough to know the secret TBA handshake anyways. -You give yourself the secret TBA handshake. -$n gives $mself the secret TBA handshake. -# -# -# -# -# +Whom do you wish to give the secret TBA handshake? +$n is looking for someone to to give the secret TBA handshake. +You give $N the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives $N the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives you the secret TBA handshake. +They are not cool enough to know the secret TBA handshake anyways. +You give yourself the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives $mself the secret TBA handshake. +$n shakes $S $t. +$n shakes $N's $t. +$n shakes your $t. +You give $p the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives $p the secret TBA handshake. ~seduce seduce 0 8 8 0 -@yYou @Dw@Ci@Dnk @yand blow @Rkisses@y at everyone in the room, attempting to seduce all of @Mthem@y. -@y$n looks like $e is trying to @Mseduce @ythe whole room!@n -@yYou slide up $S side and whisper @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n -@y$n slides up $N's side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n -@y$n slides up your side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into your ear. @ROh my!@n -@yWho are you trying to @Mseduce@y? -@yYou pull out a mirror and blow @Rkisses@y at it, trying to @Mseduce@y yourself.@n -@yPoor $n is trying to @Mseduce@y $mself, and isn't doing a very good job.@n +@yYou @Dw@Ci@Dnk @yand blow @Rkisses@y at everyone in the room, attempting to seduce all of @Mthem@y. +@y$n looks like $e is trying to @Mseduce @ythe whole room!@n +@yYou slide up $S side and whisper @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n +@y$n slides up $N's side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n +@y$n slides up your side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into your ear. @ROh my!@n +@yWho are you trying to @Mseduce@y? +@yYou pull out a mirror and blow @Rkisses@y at it, trying to @Mseduce@y yourself.@n +@yPoor $n is trying to @Mseduce@y $mself, and isn't doing a very good job.@n # # # @@ -5264,14 +5264,14 @@ $n gives $mself the secret TBA handshake. # ~sex sex 0 8 8 0 -What a dirty, dirty mind you have! -$n has the personality of a potted plant. -Get some soap for your mind. -$n needs some soap for $s mind. -$n needs some soap for $s mind. -Get some soap for your mind. -Get some soap for your mind. -$n needs some soap for $s mind. +What a dirty, dirty mind you have! +$n has the personality of a potted plant. +Get some soap for your mind. +$n needs some soap for $s mind. +$n needs some soap for $s mind. +Get some soap for your mind. +Get some soap for your mind. +$n needs some soap for $s mind. # # # @@ -5279,44 +5279,44 @@ $n needs some soap for $s mind. # ~shake shake 0 5 0 0 -You shake your head. -$n shakes $s head. -You shake your head at $N. -$n shakes $s head at $N. -$n shakes $s head at you. -Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. -You shake your head at yourself. -$n shakes $s head to $mself. -You shake $N's $t. -$n shakes $N's $t. -$n shakes your $t. -You shake your head at $p. -$n shakes $s head at $p. +You shake your head. +$n shakes $s head. +You shake your head at $N. +$n shakes $s head at $N. +$n shakes $s head at you. +Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. +You shake your head at yourself. +$n shakes $s head to $mself. +You shake $N's $t. +$n shakes $N's $t. +$n shakes your $t. +You shake your head at $p. +$n shakes $s head at $p. ~shame shame 0 5 0 0 -You bow your head in shame. -$n bows $s head in shame. -You look at $M, shame in your eyes. -$n looks at $N, shame in $s eyes. -$n looks at you, shame in $s eyes. -Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. -You are ashamed of yourself. -$n is ashamed of $mself. -You are ashamed of $S $t. -$n is ashamed of $N's $t. -$n is ashamed of your $t. -You are ashamed of $p. -$n is ashamed of $p. +You bow your head in shame. +$n bows $s head in shame. +You look at $M, shame in your eyes. +$n looks at $N, shame in $s eyes. +$n looks at you, shame in $s eyes. +Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. +You are ashamed of yourself. +$n is ashamed of $mself. +You are ashamed of $S $t. +$n is ashamed of $N's $t. +$n is ashamed of your $t. +You are ashamed of $p. +$n is ashamed of $p. ~sheathe sheathe 0 5 0 0 -You sheathe your weapon. -$n sheathes $s weapon. -You sheathe your weapon glaring at $M. -$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at $N. -$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at you. -In front of whom? -You put it down, you are free to live. -$n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive. +You sheathe your weapon. +$n sheathes $s weapon. +You sheathe your weapon glaring at $M. +$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at $N. +$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at you. +In front of whom? +You put it down, you are free to live. +$n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive. # # # @@ -5324,29 +5324,29 @@ $n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive. # ~shh shh 0 5 5 0 -You whisper, 'Shhh!' -$n whispers, 'Shhh!' -You look at $m and whisper, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at $N and whispers, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at you and whispers, 'Shhh!' -They are in your mind only my friend. -You whisper quietly to yourself. -$n whispers quietly to $mself. -You look at $N's $t and whisper, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at $N's $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at your $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' +You whisper, 'Shhh!' +$n whispers, 'Shhh!' +You look at $m and whisper, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at $N and whispers, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at you and whispers, 'Shhh!' +They are in your mind only my friend. +You whisper quietly to yourself. +$n whispers quietly to $mself. +You look at $N's $t and whisper, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at $N's $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at your $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' # # ~shiskabob shiskabob 0 5 0 0 -You whip out your kabobing tools. -$n whips out $s kabobing tools and prepares lunch. -You shishkabobs $M right through $S heart. -$n shishkabobs $N right through $S heart. -$n shishkabobs you right through your heart. -Sorry good chef, but that person doesn't seem to be here. -You stab yourself in the arm. I hope you're not planning to eat that! -$n kabobs $mself right in the arm... YUCK!!! +You whip out your kabobing tools. +$n whips out $s kabobing tools and prepares lunch. +You shishkabobs $M right through $S heart. +$n shishkabobs $N right through $S heart. +$n shishkabobs you right through your heart. +Sorry good chef, but that person doesn't seem to be here. +You stab yourself in the arm. I hope you're not planning to eat that! +$n kabobs $mself right in the arm... YUCK!!! # # # @@ -5354,149 +5354,149 @@ $n kabobs $mself right in the arm... YUCK!!! # ~shiver shiver 0 5 0 0 -Brrrrrrrrr. -$n shivers uncomfortably. -You shiver at the sight of $M. -$n shivers at $N in fear. -You cause $n to shiver in fear. -Brrrrrr, mighty cold in here. -You shiver, feeling your skin covered with goose bumps. -$n shivers at $s own reflection. -You look at $S $t and shiver uncontrollably. -$n looks at $N's $t and shivers uncontrollably. -$n looks at your $t and shivers uncontrollably. -You look at $p and shiver uncontrollably. -$n looks at $p and shivers uncontrollably. +Brrrrrrrrr. +$n shivers uncomfortably. +You shiver at the sight of $M. +$n shivers at $N in fear. +You cause $n to shiver in fear. +Brrrrrr, mighty cold in here. +You shiver, feeling your skin covered with goose bumps. +$n shivers at $s own reflection. +You look at $S $t and shiver uncontrollably. +$n looks at $N's $t and shivers uncontrollably. +$n looks at your $t and shivers uncontrollably. +You look at $p and shiver uncontrollably. +$n looks at $p and shivers uncontrollably. ~shock shock 0 5 0 0 -You shuffle your feet on the floor to amass static electricity... -$n shuffles $s feet on the floor to amass static electricity... -You stick your finger to $N's nose and release a bolt of static electricity. -$n sticks $s finger to $N's nose and releases a bolt of static electricity. -$n sticks a static-electricity-charged finger on your nose, and @R*@cBZZ@CZZZ@nZZT@R*@n. -You point at the air and release a couple sparks... -You put your finger on your nose and shock yourself. -$n places $s finger on $s own nose and shocks $mself! -You grab ahold of $N's $t and release all of your amassed static electricity into it. -$n grabs ahold of $N's $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. -$n grabs your $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. -You touch $p and release a bolt of energy right through it. -$n touches $p and makes a bolt of electricity dance around and through it. +You shuffle your feet on the floor to amass static electricity... +$n shuffles $s feet on the floor to amass static electricity... +You stick your finger to $N's nose and release a bolt of static electricity. +$n sticks $s finger to $N's nose and releases a bolt of static electricity. +$n sticks a static-electricity-charged finger on your nose, and @R*@cBZZ@CZZZ@nZZT@R*@n. +You point at the air and release a couple sparks... +You put your finger on your nose and shock yourself. +$n places $s finger on $s own nose and shocks $mself! +You grab ahold of $N's $t and release all of your amassed static electricity into it. +$n grabs ahold of $N's $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. +$n grabs your $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. +You touch $p and release a bolt of energy right through it. +$n touches $p and makes a bolt of electricity dance around and through it. ~shootout shootout 0 8 8 0 -You can't have a shootout by yourself, pardner. -$n looks around for someone to hold a shoot out with. -This town ain't big enough for you and $N! -$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes up $N. -$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes you up. -That there person ain't here. -You can't have a shootout with yourself, pardner. -$n seems to think about having a shoot out with $mself. $e decides against it. +You can't have a shootout by yourself, pardner. +$n looks around for someone to hold a shoot out with. +This town ain't big enough for you and $N! +$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes up $N. +$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes you up. +That there person ain't here. +You can't have a shootout with yourself, pardner. +$n seems to think about having a shoot out with $mself. $e decides against it. You look at $N's $t and get ready to draw. $n looks at $N's $t and gets ready to draw $s guns. $n looks at your $t and gets ready to draw $s guns. -You look over $p and get ready to draw. -$n looks over $p and gets ready to draw $s guns. +You look over $p and get ready to draw. +$n looks over $p and gets ready to draw $s guns. ~shrugs shrugs 0 5 0 0 -You shrug. -$n shrugs helplessly. -You look at $M and shrug helplessly. -$n looks at $N and shrugs. -$n looks at you and shrugs helplessly. -Might be a bit difficult. -You shrug your shoulders. -$n shrugs $s shoulders totally confused. -You shrug your shoulders at $S $t. -$n shrugs $s shoulders at $N's $t. -$n shrugs $s shoulders at your $t. -You shrug your shoulders at $p. -$n shrugs $s shoulders at $p. +You shrug. +$n shrugs helplessly. +You look at $M and shrug helplessly. +$n looks at $N and shrugs. +$n looks at you and shrugs helplessly. +Might be a bit difficult. +You shrug your shoulders. +$n shrugs $s shoulders totally confused. +You shrug your shoulders at $S $t. +$n shrugs $s shoulders at $N's $t. +$n shrugs $s shoulders at your $t. +You shrug your shoulders at $p. +$n shrugs $s shoulders at $p. ~shudder shudder 0 5 0 0 -Urrrgghhh! Someone just walked over your grave. -$n shudders. -You shudder at the sight of $M. -$n shudders at $N as if $e has just seen a ghost. -$n shudders at the very sight of you. -A spooky sensation tingles up and down your spine. -You shudder in fear, as if you have seen your own ghost. -$n shudders, frightened by $s own shadow. -You shudder at the sight of $S $t. -$n shudders at the sight of $N's $t. -$n shudders at the sight of your $t. -You shudder at the sight of $p. -$n shudders at the sight of $p. +Urrrgghhh! Someone just walked over your grave. +$n shudders. +You shudder at the sight of $M. +$n shudders at $N as if $e has just seen a ghost. +$n shudders at the very sight of you. +A spooky sensation tingles up and down your spine. +You shudder in fear, as if you have seen your own ghost. +$n shudders, frightened by $s own shadow. +You shudder at the sight of $S $t. +$n shudders at the sight of $N's $t. +$n shudders at the sight of your $t. +You shudder at the sight of $p. +$n shudders at the sight of $p. ~shy shy 0 8 8 0 -You shy away from everyone. -$n shies away from everyone. -You shy away from $N. -$n shies away from $N. -$n shies away from you. -You shy away from no one at all! -You shy away from yourself. -$n shies away from $mself. -You shy away from $N's $t. -$n shies away from $N's $t. -$n shies away from your $t. -You shy away from $p. -$n shies away from $p. +You shy away from everyone. +$n shies away from everyone. +You shy away from $N. +$n shies away from $N. +$n shies away from you. +You shy away from no one at all! +You shy away from yourself. +$n shies away from $mself. +You shy away from $N's $t. +$n shies away from $N's $t. +$n shies away from your $t. +You shy away from $p. +$n shies away from $p. ~sidle sidle 0 8 8 0 -Sidle up to who? -$n contemplates sidling up to someone. -You sidle up to $N... $E has something you want? -$n sidles up to $N, $E has something $e wants? -$n sidles up to you, you have something $e wants? -You find yourself falling onto your side as you sidle up to someone who isn't there. -You sidle up to yourself... strangely uncomforting. -$n sidles up to $mself... bit sad actually. -You sidle up cozily to $N's $t. -$n sidles up to $N's $t. -$n sidles up to your $t. -You sidle up cozily to $p. -$n sidles up cozily to $p. +Sidle up to who? +$n contemplates sidling up to someone. +You sidle up to $N... $E has something you want? +$n sidles up to $N, $E has something $e wants? +$n sidles up to you, you have something $e wants? +You find yourself falling onto your side as you sidle up to someone who isn't there. +You sidle up to yourself... strangely uncomforting. +$n sidles up to $mself... bit sad actually. +You sidle up cozily to $N's $t. +$n sidles up to $N's $t. +$n sidles up to your $t. +You sidle up cozily to $p. +$n sidles up cozily to $p. ~sigh sigh 0 5 0 0 -You sigh. -$n sighs loudly. +You sigh. +$n sighs loudly. You look at $N and sigh. -$n sighs at $N. -$n sighs at you. -You sigh in a halfhearted way. -You sigh to yourself under your breath. -$n looks around bewildered and gives a big sigh. -You sigh at $S $t. -$n sighs at $N's $t. -$n sighs at your $t. -You sigh at $p. -$n sighs at $p. +$n sighs at $N. +$n sighs at you. +You sigh in a halfhearted way. +You sigh to yourself under your breath. +$n looks around bewildered and gives a big sigh. +You sigh at $S $t. +$n sighs at $N's $t. +$n sighs at your $t. +You sigh at $p. +$n sighs at $p. ~sing sing 0 5 0 0 -You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky. -SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing. -You serenade $M. -$n sings softly to $N. -$n sings you a love song. -Sing away no-one will hear. -You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky, serenading yourself. -SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to serenade $mself. -You sing to $S $t. -$n sings to $N's $t. -$n sings to your $t. -You sing to $p. -$n sings to $p. +You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky. +SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing. +You serenade $M. +$n sings softly to $N. +$n sings you a love song. +Sing away no-one will hear. +You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky, serenading yourself. +SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to serenade $mself. +You sing to $S $t. +$n sings to $N's $t. +$n sings to your $t. +You sing to $p. +$n sings to $p. ~skip skip 0 8 8 0 -You skip around merrily. -$n skips around merrily. -You merrily skip around $N. -$n merrily skips around $N. -$n merrily skips around you. -You can't skip around that person because they're not here. -You skip around rapidly, in circles! -$n skips around rapidly, in circles. +You skip around merrily. +$n skips around merrily. +You merrily skip around $N. +$n merrily skips around $N. +$n merrily skips around you. +You can't skip around that person because they're not here. +You skip around rapidly, in circles! +$n skips around rapidly, in circles. # # # @@ -5504,29 +5504,29 @@ $n skips around rapidly, in circles. # ~slap slap 0 5 0 0 -Normally you slap SOMEBODY. -$n looks around for someone to vent $s frustrations on. -That is rude, the Gods do not allow it. -$n tries to slap $N, but the Gods intervene. -$n tries to slap you, but the Gods intervene. -How about slapping someone in the same room as you?? -You slap yourself, silly you. -$n slaps $mself, really strange... -You slap $S $t. -$n slaps $N's $t. -$n slaps your $t. -You slap $p. -$n slaps $p. +Normally you slap SOMEBODY. +$n looks around for someone to vent $s frustrations on. +That is rude, the Gods do not allow it. +$n tries to slap $N, but the Gods intervene. +$n tries to slap you, but the Gods intervene. +How about slapping someone in the same room as you?? +You slap yourself, silly you. +$n slaps $mself, really strange... +You slap $S $t. +$n slaps $N's $t. +$n slaps your $t. +You slap $p. +$n slaps $p. ~slippers slippers 0 1 1 0 -You order your dog to fetch someone's slippers -$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for someone who's not there. -You order your dog to go fetch slippers belonging to $N. -$n orders $s dog to go and fetch the slippers of $N. -$n orders $s dog to go and fetch your slippers. -Your dog looks miffed as he cannot find them to give slippers to. -Yor dog dashes off and returns with your slippers. -$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself. +You order your dog to fetch someone's slippers +$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for someone who's not there. +You order your dog to go fetch slippers belonging to $N. +$n orders $s dog to go and fetch the slippers of $N. +$n orders $s dog to go and fetch your slippers. +Your dog looks miffed as he cannot find them to give slippers to. +Yor dog dashes off and returns with your slippers. +$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself. # # # @@ -5534,13 +5534,13 @@ $n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself. # ~slouch slouch 0 6 6 0 -You slouch lazily in the corner. -$n slouches lazily in the corner. -You slouch lazily on $N. -$n slouches lazily on $N. -$n slouches lazily on you. -Who do you want to slouch upon? -That's not possible, I'm afraid. +You slouch lazily in the corner. +$n slouches lazily in the corner. +You slouch lazily on $N. +$n slouches lazily on $N. +$n slouches lazily on you. +Who do you want to slouch upon? +That's not possible, I'm afraid. # # # @@ -5549,89 +5549,89 @@ That's not possible, I'm afraid. # ~slump slump 0 5 5 0 -Feeling extremely tired, you slump to the floor. -$n slumps tiredly to the floor. -You slump tiredly onto $S shoulder. -$n slumps tiredly onto $N's shoulder. -$n slumps tiredly onto your shoulder. -You can't slump onto someone who exists only in your mind. -Be reasonable! +Feeling extremely tired, you slump to the floor. +$n slumps tiredly to the floor. +You slump tiredly onto $S shoulder. +$n slumps tiredly onto $N's shoulder. +$n slumps tiredly onto your shoulder. +You can't slump onto someone who exists only in your mind. +Be reasonable! # -You slump tiredly onto $S $t. -$n slumps tiredly onto $N's $t. -$n slumps tiredly onto your $t. +You slump tiredly onto $S $t. +$n slumps tiredly onto $N's $t. +$n slumps tiredly onto your $t. # # ~smile sm 0 5 0 0 -You smile happily. -$n smiles happily. -You smile at $M. -$n beams a smile at $N. -$n smiles at you. -There's no one by that name around. -You smile at yourself. -$n smiles at $mself. -You smile at $S $t. -$n smiles at $N's $t. -$n smiles at your $t. -You smile at $p. -$n smiles at $p. +You smile happily. +$n smiles happily. +You smile at $M. +$n beams a smile at $N. +$n smiles at you. +There's no one by that name around. +You smile at yourself. +$n smiles at $mself. +You smile at $S $t. +$n smiles at $N's $t. +$n smiles at your $t. +You smile at $p. +$n smiles at $p. ~smack smack 0 5 0 0 -Pick someone to smack! -$n swings wildly at the air, trying to swat a fly or something. -You smack $N. $N reels from the blow. -$n gives $N a good smack, sending $M reeling. -$n smacks you! Idiot! -Nyuk Nyuk.. you miss and smack yourself instead. -You smack yourself. -$n smacks $mself? -You give $N a good smack in the $t. -$n smacks $N, right in the $t. -$n gives you a good smacking in the $t! You Idiot! -You smack $p. -$n smacks $p. +Pick someone to smack! +$n swings wildly at the air, trying to swat a fly or something. +You smack $N. $N reels from the blow. +$n gives $N a good smack, sending $M reeling. +$n smacks you! Idiot! +Nyuk Nyuk.. you miss and smack yourself instead. +You smack yourself. +$n smacks $mself? +You give $N a good smack in the $t. +$n smacks $N, right in the $t. +$n gives you a good smacking in the $t! You Idiot! +You smack $p. +$n smacks $p. ~smash smash 0 5 0 0 -WHO DO YOU WANNA SMASH? -$n thinks $e smashing air. -You smash the $N into the ground! -$n smashes $N 0 feet into the ground! -$n SMASHES you into the ground about Ten Feet! -Ummmmmmmm "mental note: i must be retarded" -Ouch, you smashed your own skull, stupid, stupid. -stupid ass $n Smashed $mself into the ground, OUCH!!! -You totaly MUTILATE $N's $t. -$n MUTILATES $N's $t. -$n has...Lets say Dismantled your $t. -YOU SMASH THE HELL OUT OF $p. -$n mutters"work dammnit WORK" as $e SMASHES $p. +WHO DO YOU WANNA SMASH? +$n thinks $e smashing air. +You smash the $N into the ground! +$n smashes $N 0 feet into the ground! +$n SMASHES you into the ground about Ten Feet! +Ummmmmmmm "mental note: i must be retarded" +Ouch, you smashed your own skull, stupid, stupid. +stupid ass $n Smashed $mself into the ground, OUCH!!! +You totaly MUTILATE $N's $t. +$n MUTILATES $N's $t. +$n has...Lets say Dismantled your $t. +YOU SMASH THE HELL OUT OF $p. +$n mutters"work dammnit WORK" as $e SMASHES $p. ~smirks smir 0 5 0 0 -You smirk. -$n smirks. -You smirk at $M. -$n smirks at $N. -$n smirks at you. -Try it again when their here. -You smirk at yourself. -$n smirks at $mself, really strange... -You smirk at $S $t. -$n smirks at $N's $t. -$n smirks at your $t. -You smirk at $p. -$n smirks at $p. +You smirk. +$n smirks. +You smirk at $M. +$n smirks at $N. +$n smirks at you. +Try it again when their here. +You smirk at yourself. +$n smirks at $mself, really strange... +You smirk at $S $t. +$n smirks at $N's $t. +$n smirks at your $t. +You smirk at $p. +$n smirks at $p. ~smite smite 0 8 8 0 -Smiting the entire MUD is not allowed (bad for business). -$n is looking for someone to smite. -You smite $N with lighting. -$n calls down lightning on $N, leaving a pile of ashes that blows away in the wind. -$n calls down lightning on you, smiting you to death. -You try to smite them but they are not around. -You smite yourself into oblivion. -$n calls down lightning upon $mself. Smiting $mself out of existence. +Smiting the entire MUD is not allowed (bad for business). +$n is looking for someone to smite. +You smite $N with lighting. +$n calls down lightning on $N, leaving a pile of ashes that blows away in the wind. +$n calls down lightning on you, smiting you to death. +You try to smite them but they are not around. +You smite yourself into oblivion. +$n calls down lightning upon $mself. Smiting $mself out of existence. # # # @@ -5639,38 +5639,38 @@ $n calls down lightning upon $mself. Smiting $mself out of existence. # ~smoke smoke 0 5 0 0 -You pull out a cigarette and begin to smoke. -$n pulls out a cigarette and starts to smoke, driving another nail into $s coffin. -You light a cigarette and give it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. -$n lights a cigarette and gives it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. -$n lights a cigarette and gives it to you, driving another nail into your coffin. -You lit a smoke for them and they walk away? -You light yourself a cigarette and drive another nail in your coffin. -$n lights $mself a cigarette. -You try to offer $S $t a cigarette. -$n offers $N's $t a cigarette. -$n offers your $t a cigarette. -You offer $p a cigarette. -$n offers $p a cigarette. +You pull out a cigarette and begin to smoke. +$n pulls out a cigarette and starts to smoke, driving another nail into $s coffin. +You light a cigarette and give it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. +$n lights a cigarette and gives it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. +$n lights a cigarette and gives it to you, driving another nail into your coffin. +You lit a smoke for them and they walk away? +You light yourself a cigarette and drive another nail in your coffin. +$n lights $mself a cigarette. +You try to offer $S $t a cigarette. +$n offers $N's $t a cigarette. +$n offers your $t a cigarette. +You offer $p a cigarette. +$n offers $p a cigarette. ~smooch smooch 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to smooch? -$n is looking for someone to smooch. -You smooch $N all over the face. -$n smooches $N all over the face. -$n smooches you all over the face. -Now where did they go? -You want to smooch yourself?!? -$n smooches $mself, really strange... -You smooch $S $t. -$n smooches $N's $t. -$n smooches your $t. -You smooch $p. -$n smooches $p. +Who do you want to smooch? +$n is looking for someone to smooch. +You smooch $N all over the face. +$n smooches $N all over the face. +$n smooches you all over the face. +Now where did they go? +You want to smooch yourself?!? +$n smooches $mself, really strange... +You smooch $S $t. +$n smooches $N's $t. +$n smooches your $t. +You smooch $p. +$n smooches $p. ~smug smug 0 0 8 0 -You start to look smug. -$n starts to look smug. +You start to look smug. +$n starts to look smug. # # # @@ -5684,104 +5684,104 @@ $n starts to look smug. # ~snap snap 0 5 0 0 -PRONTO! You snap your fingers. -$n snaps $s fingers. -You snap your fingers at $M. -$n snaps $s fingers at $N. -$n snaps $s fingers at you. Hurry up! -You snap your fingers at no one in particular. -You snap you fingers. Aww shucks. -$n snaps $s fingers at $mself. -You snap your fingers at $S $t. -$n snaps $s fingers at $N's $t. -$n snaps $s fingers at your $t. -You snap your fingers at $p. -$n snaps $s fingers at $p. +PRONTO! You snap your fingers. +$n snaps $s fingers. +You snap your fingers at $M. +$n snaps $s fingers at $N. +$n snaps $s fingers at you. Hurry up! +You snap your fingers at no one in particular. +You snap you fingers. Aww shucks. +$n snaps $s fingers at $mself. +You snap your fingers at $S $t. +$n snaps $s fingers at $N's $t. +$n snaps $s fingers at your $t. +You snap your fingers at $p. +$n snaps $s fingers at $p. ~snarl snarl 0 5 0 0 -You snarl like a viscious animal. -$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal. -You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself! -$n snarls angrily at $N. $e seems incapable of controlling $mself. -$n snarls viciously at you. $s self-control seems to have gone bananas. -Eh? Who? Not here, my friend. -You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia. -$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened. -You snarl at $S $t. -$n snarls at $N's $t. -$n snarls at your $t. -You snarl at $p. -$n snarls at $p. +You snarl like a viscious animal. +$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal. +You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself! +$n snarls angrily at $N. $e seems incapable of controlling $mself. +$n snarls viciously at you. $s self-control seems to have gone bananas. +Eh? Who? Not here, my friend. +You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia. +$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened. +You snarl at $S $t. +$n snarls at $N's $t. +$n snarls at your $t. +You snarl at $p. +$n snarls at $p. ~sneer sneer 0 5 0 0 -You sneer at no one in particular. -$n sneers at everyone! -You sneer at $M. -$n sneers at $N! -$n sneers at you! -Did you wish to sneer at an actual person? -You try to sneer at yourself. -$n looks like a retard as $e tries to sneer at $mself. -You sneer at $S $t. -$n sneers at $N's $t. -$n sneers at your $t. -You sneer at $p. -$n sneers at $p. +You sneer at no one in particular. +$n sneers at everyone! +You sneer at $M. +$n sneers at $N! +$n sneers at you! +Did you wish to sneer at an actual person? +You try to sneer at yourself. +$n looks like a retard as $e tries to sneer at $mself. +You sneer at $S $t. +$n sneers at $N's $t. +$n sneers at your $t. +You sneer at $p. +$n sneers at $p. ~sneeze sneeze 0 5 0 0 -Gesundheit! -$n sneezes. -You sneeze on $M. -$n sneezes all over $N. -$n sneezes all over you. -Aww-chooo! -Something tickles your nose and you sneeze. -$n sneezes snot all over $mself. -You sneeze all over $S $t. -$n sneezes all over $N's $t. -$n sneezes all over your $t. -You sneeze all over $p. -$n sneezes all over $p. +Gesundheit! +$n sneezes. +You sneeze on $M. +$n sneezes all over $N. +$n sneezes all over you. +Aww-chooo! +Something tickles your nose and you sneeze. +$n sneezes snot all over $mself. +You sneeze all over $S $t. +$n sneezes all over $N's $t. +$n sneezes all over your $t. +You sneeze all over $p. +$n sneezes all over $p. ~snicker snicker 0 5 0 0 -You snicker softly. -$n snickers softly. -You snicker at $M. -$n snickers at $N. -$n snickers at you. -Hmm no one like that to be seen. -You snicker quietly to yourself. -$n snickers quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke. -You snicker at $S $t. -$n snickers at $N's $t. -$n snickers at your $t. -You snicker at $p. -$n snickers at $p. +You snicker softly. +$n snickers softly. +You snicker at $M. +$n snickers at $N. +$n snickers at you. +Hmm no one like that to be seen. +You snicker quietly to yourself. +$n snickers quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke. +You snicker at $S $t. +$n snickers at $N's $t. +$n snickers at your $t. +You snicker at $p. +$n snickers at $p. ~sniff sniff 0 5 0 0 -You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* -$n sniffs sadly. -You sniff $M. -$n sniffs $N. -$n sniffs under your arm. Hope you have bathed! -You sniff about - Hmmm nowhere to be found. -You sniff under your arm and nearly faint from the fumes. -$n sniffs under $s underarm and nearly faints. -You sniff $S $t. -$n sniffs $N's $t. -$n sniffs your $t. -You sniff $p. -$n sniffs $p. +You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* +$n sniffs sadly. +You sniff $M. +$n sniffs $N. +$n sniffs under your arm. Hope you have bathed! +You sniff about - Hmmm nowhere to be found. +You sniff under your arm and nearly faint from the fumes. +$n sniffs under $s underarm and nearly faints. +You sniff $S $t. +$n sniffs $N's $t. +$n sniffs your $t. +You sniff $p. +$n sniffs $p. ~snigger snigger 0 5 0 0 -You snigger like a school child. -$n sniggers like an immature child. -You snigger at $N. -$n sniggers at $N. -$n sniggers at you. -You can't find the person you wish to snigger at. -You snigger at yourself. -$n sniggers at $mself. +You snigger like a school child. +$n sniggers like an immature child. +You snigger at $N. +$n sniggers at $N. +$n sniggers at you. +You can't find the person you wish to snigger at. +You snigger at yourself. +$n sniggers at $mself. # # # @@ -5789,14 +5789,14 @@ $n sniggers at $mself. # ~snog snog 0 5 0 0 -You must snog someone! +You must snog someone! # -You give $N a fierce snogging! Thou art brave! -$n gives $N a fierce snogging! -$n moves foward and gives you a fierce snogging! -You can't find them here. -You attempt to snog yourself.. -$n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself! +You give $N a fierce snogging! Thou art brave! +$n gives $N a fierce snogging! +$n moves foward and gives you a fierce snogging! +You can't find them here. +You attempt to snog yourself.. +$n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself! # # # @@ -5804,10 +5804,10 @@ $n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself! # ~snoopy snoopy 0 5 0 0 -You do a snoopy dance -$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. +You do a snoopy dance +$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. # -$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. +$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. # # # @@ -5819,87 +5819,87 @@ $n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. # ~snore snore 0 4 0 0 -Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. -$n snores loudly. -You accuse $M of snoring. -$n accuses $N of snoring. -$n accuses you of snoring like a pig. -You hear snoring? -You snore loud enough to wake yourself. -$n snores so loud that $e wakes $mself. -You snore boringly at $S $t. -$n snores boringly at $N's $t. -$n snores boringly at your $t. -You snore boringly at $p. -$n snores boringly at $p. +Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. +$n snores loudly. +You accuse $M of snoring. +$n accuses $N of snoring. +$n accuses you of snoring like a pig. +You hear snoring? +You snore loud enough to wake yourself. +$n snores so loud that $e wakes $mself. +You snore boringly at $S $t. +$n snores boringly at $N's $t. +$n snores boringly at your $t. +You snore boringly at $p. +$n snores boringly at $p. ~snort snort 0 5 0 0 -You snort in discontent. -$n snorts in discontent. -You snort in discontent at $M. -$n snorts in discontent at $N. -$n snorts in discontent at you. -Snort away, they are not here to hear your discontent. -You snort in discontent at yourself. -$n snorts in discontent at $mself. -You snort in discontent at $S $t. -$n snorts in discontent at $N's $t. -$n snorts in discontent at your $t. -You snort in discontent at $p. -$n snorts in discontent at $p. +You snort in discontent. +$n snorts in discontent. +You snort in discontent at $M. +$n snorts in discontent at $N. +$n snorts in discontent at you. +Snort away, they are not here to hear your discontent. +You snort in discontent at yourself. +$n snorts in discontent at $mself. +You snort in discontent at $S $t. +$n snorts in discontent at $N's $t. +$n snorts in discontent at your $t. +You snort in discontent at $p. +$n snorts in discontent at $p. ~snowball snowball 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to throw a snowball at?? -$n has a snowball $e needs to get rid of. -You throw a snowball in $N's face. -$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N. -$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you. -You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here. -You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself. -$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself. -You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $S $t. -$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $N's $t. -$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at your $t. -You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $p. -$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $p. +Who do you want to throw a snowball at?? +$n has a snowball $e needs to get rid of. +You throw a snowball in $N's face. +$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N. +$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you. +You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here. +You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself. +$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself. +You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $S $t. +$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $N's $t. +$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at your $t. +You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $p. +$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $p. ~snuggle snuggle 0 5 0 0 -You wish to do some laundry? -$n wants to snuggle. -you snuggle $M. -$n snuggles up to $N. -$n snuggles up to you. -They aren't here. -You snuggle with yourself. -$n tries to snuggle $mself? -You snuggle up to $N's $t. -$n snuggles up to $N's $t. -$n snuggles up to your $t. -You snuggle up to $p. -$n snuggles up to $p. +You wish to do some laundry? +$n wants to snuggle. +you snuggle $M. +$n snuggles up to $N. +$n snuggles up to you. +They aren't here. +You snuggle with yourself. +$n tries to snuggle $mself? +You snuggle up to $N's $t. +$n snuggles up to $N's $t. +$n snuggles up to your $t. +You snuggle up to $p. +$n snuggles up to $p. ~sob sob 0 5 0 0 -Who's shoulder do you want to cry on? -$n looks around for a shoulder to cry on. -You bawl your eyes out on $N's shoulder. -$n leans on $N's shoulder and bawls $s eyes out. -$n leans on your shoulder and bawls $s eyes out, soaking you. -Aww....all alone again huh? -You break down bawling, tears flying everywhere. -$n breaks down bawling, tears flying everywhere. -You sob on $S $t. -$n sobs on $N's $t. -$n sobs on your $t. -You sob on $p. -$n sobs on $p. +Who's shoulder do you want to cry on? +$n looks around for a shoulder to cry on. +You bawl your eyes out on $N's shoulder. +$n leans on $N's shoulder and bawls $s eyes out. +$n leans on your shoulder and bawls $s eyes out, soaking you. +Aww....all alone again huh? +You break down bawling, tears flying everywhere. +$n breaks down bawling, tears flying everywhere. +You sob on $S $t. +$n sobs on $N's $t. +$n sobs on your $t. +You sob on $p. +$n sobs on $p. ~sorry sorry 0 5 0 0 -You snivel out a, 'Sorry.' -$n snivels out a, 'Sorry.' -You snivel out a, 'Sorry,' to $N. -$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to $N. -$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to you. -You don't see them here. +You snivel out a, 'Sorry.' +$n snivels out a, 'Sorry.' +You snivel out a, 'Sorry,' to $N. +$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to $N. +$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to you. +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -5909,29 +5909,44 @@ You don't see them here. # ~spank spank 0 5 0 0 -You spank WHO? Eh? How? Naaah, you'd never. -$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand. -You spank $M vigorously, long and hard. Your hand hurts. -$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch. -$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child. -Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here! -You spank yourself, such a naughty person. -$n spanks $mself, $e seems to enjoy it a little too much. -You spank $M $t. -$n spanks $N's $t. -$n spanks your $t. -You spank $p. -$n spanks $p. +You spank WHO? Eh? How? Naaah, you'd never. +$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand. +You spank $M vigorously, long and hard. Your hand hurts. +$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch. +$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child. +Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here! +You spank yourself, such a naughty person. +$n spanks $mself, $e seems to enjoy it a little too much. +You spank $M $t. +$n spanks $N's $t. +$n spanks your $t. +You spank $p. +$n spanks $p. ~spew spew 0 5 0 0 -SPEW!!!!! -EWW!!! $n spews all over. -EWW!!! You spew all over $M. -YECK!!! $n spews all over $N. -YECK!!! $n spews all over you! -Again? -You spew all over yourself. -$n spews all over $s own clothes. +SPEW!!!!! +EWW!!! $n spews all over. +EWW!!! You spew all over $M. +YECK!!! $n spews all over $N. +YECK!!! $n spews all over you! +Again? +You spew all over yourself. +$n spews all over $s own clothes. +# +# +# +# +# + +~spin spin 0 8 8 0 +You spin joyously in a circle. +$n spins around cheerfully. +You spin joyously in a circle. +$n spins around cheerfully. +# +You spin $N around and into your arms. +$n twirls $N around and into $s arms. +$n twirls you around and into $s warm embrace. # # # @@ -5939,59 +5954,59 @@ $n spews all over $s own clothes. # ~spit spit 0 5 0 0 -You spit on the ground. -$n spits on the ground. -You spit on $M. -$n spits at $N. -$n spits at you. -Can you spit that far? -You drool down your front. -$n drools down $s front. -You spit on $S $t. -$n spits on $N's $t. -$n spits on your $t. -You spit on $p. -$n spits on $p. +You spit on the ground. +$n spits on the ground. +You spit on $M. +$n spits at $N. +$n spits at you. +Can you spit that far? +You drool down your front. +$n drools down $s front. +You spit on $S $t. +$n spits on $N's $t. +$n spits on your $t. +You spit on $p. +$n spits on $p. ~splash splash 0 5 0 0 -You splash your face with water. -$n splashes $s face water. -You splash water on $N soaking $M.... how rude. -$n splashes water on $N soaking $M.... run you might be next. -$n splashes you with water... you are soaked... REVENGE! -Whom do you want to splash water on again? -You splash water all over yourself..... FOOL you are drenched..... -$n splashes water all over $mself... the FOOL is drenched... -You playfully splash $N's $t with water. -$n playfully splashes $N's $t with water. -$n playfully splashes water at your $t...... going to take that? -You splash $p with water, trying to clean off those nasty bloodstains. -$n splashes $p with water, and starts to wash away an imaginary bloodstain. +You splash your face with water. +$n splashes $s face water. +You splash water on $N soaking $M.... how rude. +$n splashes water on $N soaking $M.... run you might be next. +$n splashes you with water... you are soaked... REVENGE! +Whom do you want to splash water on again? +You splash water all over yourself..... FOOL you are drenched..... +$n splashes water all over $mself... the FOOL is drenched... +You playfully splash $N's $t with water. +$n playfully splashes $N's $t with water. +$n playfully splashes water at your $t...... going to take that? +You splash $p with water, trying to clean off those nasty bloodstains. +$n splashes $p with water, and starts to wash away an imaginary bloodstain. ~spongebath spongebath 0 6 0 0 -You demand a sponge bath. -$n demands a sponge bath. -You look at $N and demand your sponge bath. -$n looks at $N and demands $s sponge bath. -$n looks at you and demands you give $m a sponge bath. -They left before you could give them a sponge bath. -You give yourself a sponge bath. -$n gives $mself a sponge bath... -You look at $N's $t and demand a sponge bath. -$n looks at $N's $t and demands a sponge bath. -$n looks at your $t and demands you give $m a sponge bath. -You look at $p and demand a sponge bath. -$n looks at $p and demands a sponge bath. +You demand a sponge bath. +$n demands a sponge bath. +You look at $N and demand your sponge bath. +$n looks at $N and demands $s sponge bath. +$n looks at you and demands you give $m a sponge bath. +They left before you could give them a sponge bath. +You give yourself a sponge bath. +$n gives $mself a sponge bath... +You look at $N's $t and demand a sponge bath. +$n looks at $N's $t and demands a sponge bath. +$n looks at your $t and demands you give $m a sponge bath. +You look at $p and demand a sponge bath. +$n looks at $p and demands a sponge bath. ~spork spork 0 8 8 0 -You whip out your spork and prepare for the worst. -$n pulls out a spork. +You whip out your spork and prepare for the worst. +$n pulls out a spork. You spork $N ruthlessly. -$n sporks $N ruthlessly. -You are sporked by $n. It hurts! -They did not wait for you to spork them. -You spork yourself until it hurts -$n sporks $mself, it looks painful. +$n sporks $N ruthlessly. +You are sporked by $n. It hurts! +They did not wait for you to spork them. +You spork yourself until it hurts +$n sporks $mself, it looks painful. # # # @@ -5999,26 +6014,26 @@ $n sporks $mself, it looks painful. # ~squeak squeak 0 5 0 0 -You let out a pitiful squeak. -$n lets out a pitiful squeak. -You look at $M and squeak in fear. -$n looks at $N and squeaks in fear. -$n looks at you and squeaks in fear. -Your squeak goes unanswered. -You squeak quietly to yourself. -$n squeaks quietly to $mself. -You nudge at $N's $t and squeak adorably. -$n nudges at $N's $t and squeaks adorably. -$n nudges at your $t and squeaks adorably. +You let out a pitiful squeak. +$n lets out a pitiful squeak. +You look at $M and squeak in fear. +$n looks at $N and squeaks in fear. +$n looks at you and squeaks in fear. +Your squeak goes unanswered. +You squeak quietly to yourself. +$n squeaks quietly to $mself. +You nudge at $N's $t and squeak adorably. +$n nudges at $N's $t and squeaks adorably. +$n nudges at your $t and squeaks adorably. # # ~squeal squeal 0 8 8 0 -You squeal with delight! -$n squeals with delight! -You look at $N and squeal with delight! -$n squeals with delight at $N's actions. -$n looks at you and squeals with delight! +You squeal with delight! +$n squeals with delight! +You look at $N and squeal with delight! +$n squeals with delight at $N's actions. +$n looks at you and squeals with delight! # # # @@ -6029,64 +6044,64 @@ $n looks at you and squeals with delight! # ~squeeze squeeze 0 5 0 0 -Where, what, how, WHO??? -$n is looking for someone to squeeze. -You squeeze $M fondly. -$n squeezes $N fondly. -$n squeezes you fondly. -Where, what, how, WHO??? -You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little! -$n squeezes $mself. -You fondly squeeze $N's $t. -$n fondly squeezes $N's $t. -$n fondly squeezes your $t. -You squeeze $p. -$n squeezes $p. +Where, what, how, WHO??? +$n is looking for someone to squeeze. +You squeeze $M fondly. +$n squeezes $N fondly. +$n squeezes you fondly. +Where, what, how, WHO??? +You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little! +$n squeezes $mself. +You fondly squeeze $N's $t. +$n fondly squeezes $N's $t. +$n fondly squeezes your $t. +You squeeze $p. +$n squeezes $p. ~stare stare 0 5 0 0 -You stare at the sky. -$n stares at the sky. -You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.. -$n stares dreamily at $N. -$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. -You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere... -You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now. -$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST! -You stare at $S $t. -$n stares at $N's $t. -$n stares at your $t. -You stare at $p. -$n stares at $p. +You stare at the sky. +$n stares at the sky. +You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.. +$n stares dreamily at $N. +$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. +You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere... +You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now. +$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST! +You stare at $S $t. +$n stares at $N's $t. +$n stares at your $t. +You stare at $p. +$n stares at $p. ~steam steam 0 5 0 0 -You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!) -$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief. -You fume and rage at $M. -$n starts ranting at $N, $s face purple with rage. -$n starts yelling at you, $e should calm down. -Sure sure, but who might that be? -You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. -$n seems furious about something or other. -You fume and rage at $S $t. -$n fumes and rages at $N's $t. -$n fumes and rages at your $t. -You fume and rage at $p. -$n fumes and rages at $p. +You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!) +$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief. +You fume and rage at $M. +$n starts ranting at $N, $s face purple with rage. +$n starts yelling at you, $e should calm down. +Sure sure, but who might that be? +You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. +$n seems furious about something or other. +You fume and rage at $S $t. +$n fumes and rages at $N's $t. +$n fumes and rages at your $t. +You fume and rage at $p. +$n fumes and rages at $p. ~stomp stomp 0 5 0 0 -You stomp around like a little child. -$n stomps around in an irate manner. -You stomp on $N's toes! CRUNCH! -$n stomps on $N's toes! CRUNCH! -$n stomps on your toes! CRUNCH! -You go to stomp on them then stop short, realizing they're not here. -You stomp on your toes, way to go klutz! -$n stomps on $s own toes, dont they look stupid? -You stomp on $S $t. -$n stomps on $N's $t. -$n stomps on your $t. -You stomp on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. -$n stomps on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. +You stomp around like a little child. +$n stomps around in an irate manner. +You stomp on $N's toes! CRUNCH! +$n stomps on $N's toes! CRUNCH! +$n stomps on your toes! CRUNCH! +You go to stomp on them then stop short, realizing they're not here. +You stomp on your toes, way to go klutz! +$n stomps on $s own toes, dont they look stupid? +You stomp on $S $t. +$n stomps on $N's $t. +$n stomps on your $t. +You stomp on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. +$n stomps on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. ~stone stone 0 8 8 0 You call for a stoning! Theres a SINNER about! @@ -6104,134 +6119,134 @@ You start hurling stones at $p, it must be evil! $n starts hurling stones at $p, it must be evil! ~strangle strangle 0 5 0 0 -You look around for a victim... -$n looks around for a victim to strangle. -You throw yourself against $N's throat, trying to squeze the life out. -$n throws $mself after $N's throat. -$n throws $mself after your throat, you try to defend yourself. -AARGH! They must have left... #&%£@! -You put your hands around your throat and stop breathing. -$n tries to strangle $mself, making a very strange noise and getting blue in the face. -You strangle $M $t. -$n strangles $N's $t. -$n strangles your $t. -You strangle $p. -$n strangles $p. +You look around for a victim... +$n looks around for a victim to strangle. +You throw yourself against $N's throat, trying to squeze the life out. +$n throws $mself after $N's throat. +$n throws $mself after your throat, you try to defend yourself. +AARGH! They must have left... #&%£@! +You put your hands around your throat and stop breathing. +$n tries to strangle $mself, making a very strange noise and getting blue in the face. +You strangle $M $t. +$n strangles $N's $t. +$n strangles your $t. +You strangle $p. +$n strangles $p. ~stretch stretch 0 5 0 0 -You stretch your tired muscles. That feels so good. -$n stretches $s aching muscles. +You stretch your tired muscles. That feels so good. +$n stretches $s aching muscles. You stretch $N. -$n stretches $N. -$n stretches you. -I hope you know this person! -You stretch yourself. -$n stretches $mself, $e must be getting ready for some exercise. -You stretch $S $t. -$n stretches $N's $t. -$n stretches your $t, it feels nice. -You stretch $p. -$n stretches $p. +$n stretches $N. +$n stretches you. +I hope you know this person! +You stretch yourself. +$n stretches $mself, $e must be getting ready for some exercise. +You stretch $S $t. +$n stretches $N's $t. +$n stretches your $t, it feels nice. +You stretch $p. +$n stretches $p. ~stroke stroke 0 5 0 0 -Who would you like to stroke? -$n is looking for something to stroke?!? -You gently stroke $S inner thigh. -$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hrmm... -$n gently strokes your inner thigh... -That person is not within reach. -You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing. -$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops. -You gently stroke $S $t. -$n gently strokes $N's $t... hrmm... -$n gently strokes your $t... -You gently stroke $p... -$n gently strokes $p... +Who would you like to stroke? +$n is looking for something to stroke?!? +You gently stroke $S inner thigh. +$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hrmm... +$n gently strokes your inner thigh... +That person is not within reach. +You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing. +$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops. +You gently stroke $S $t. +$n gently strokes $N's $t... hrmm... +$n gently strokes your $t... +You gently stroke $p... +$n gently strokes $p... ~strut strut 0 5 0 0 -Strut your stuff. -$n struts proudly. -You strut proudly in front of $N. -$n struts proudly in front of $N. -$n struts proudly in front of $N. -They left before you could strut proudly in front of them. -You strut proudly, admiring yourself. -$n struts proudly, admiring $mself. -You strut proudly in front of $S $t. -$n struts proudly in front of $N's $t. -$n struts proudly in front of your $t. -You strut proudly in front of $p. -$n struts proudly in front of $p. +Strut your stuff. +$n struts proudly. +You strut proudly in front of $N. +$n struts proudly in front of $N. +$n struts proudly in front of $N. +They left before you could strut proudly in front of them. +You strut proudly, admiring yourself. +$n struts proudly, admiring $mself. +You strut proudly in front of $S $t. +$n struts proudly in front of $N's $t. +$n struts proudly in front of your $t. +You strut proudly in front of $p. +$n struts proudly in front of $p. ~suckit-up suckit-up 0 8 8 0 -You drive on. -$n looks for someone to give a can of suckit-up. -You give $N a can of suckit-up. -$n gives $N a can of suckit-up. -$n gives you a can of suckit-up. -Who do you want to tell to suckit-up? -You tell yourself to suckit-up. -$n gets $mself a can of suckit-up. -You give $S $t a can of suckit-up. +You drive on. +$n looks for someone to give a can of suckit-up. +You give $N a can of suckit-up. +$n gives $N a can of suckit-up. +$n gives you a can of suckit-up. +Who do you want to tell to suckit-up? +You tell yourself to suckit-up. +$n gets $mself a can of suckit-up. +You give $S $t a can of suckit-up. $n gives $N's $t a can of suckit-up. -$n gives your $t a can of suckit-up. -You give $p a can of suckit-up. -$n gives $p a can of suckit-up. +$n gives your $t a can of suckit-up. +You give $p a can of suckit-up. +$n gives $p a can of suckit-up. ~sue sue 0 8 8 0 -You sue everyone for all they're worth!!! -$n sues everyone for all they're worth!!! -You sue $N for all $E's worth!!! -$n sues $N for all $E's worth!!! -$n sues you for all you're worth!!! -You sue them for... not being there? -You sue yourself for all you're worth!!! -$n sues $mself for all $e's worth!!! -You sue $N for the state of $S $t. -$n sues $N for the state of $S $t. -$n sues you for the state of your $t. -You take one look at $p and decides to sue!!! -$n takes one look at $p and decides to sue!!! +You sue everyone for all they're worth!!! +$n sues everyone for all they're worth!!! +You sue $N for all $E's worth!!! +$n sues $N for all $E's worth!!! +$n sues you for all you're worth!!! +You sue them for... not being there? +You sue yourself for all you're worth!!! +$n sues $mself for all $e's worth!!! +You sue $N for the state of $S $t. +$n sues $N for the state of $S $t. +$n sues you for the state of your $t. +You take one look at $p and decides to sue!!! +$n takes one look at $p and decides to sue!!! ~sulk sulk 0 5 0 0 -You sulk. -$n sulks in a corner. $e looks so pitiful, you can't help but feel a bit sorry for $m. -You look at $M and sulk. -$n looks at $N and goes and sulks in a corner. -$N looks at you and goes and sulks in a corner. -No worries, they're not here. -You look at your pitiful equipment and sulk. -$n looks at $s pitiful equipment and sulks in a corner. -You look at $S $t and sulk. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes and sulks in a corner. -$n looks at your $t and goes and sulks in a corner. Guess $e's jealous... -You look at $p, and then go sulk in a corner. -$n looks at $p, and then goes and sulks in a corner. +You sulk. +$n sulks in a corner. $e looks so pitiful, you can't help but feel a bit sorry for $m. +You look at $M and sulk. +$n looks at $N and goes and sulks in a corner. +$N looks at you and goes and sulks in a corner. +No worries, they're not here. +You look at your pitiful equipment and sulk. +$n looks at $s pitiful equipment and sulks in a corner. +You look at $S $t and sulk. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes and sulks in a corner. +$n looks at your $t and goes and sulks in a corner. Guess $e's jealous... +You look at $p, and then go sulk in a corner. +$n looks at $p, and then goes and sulks in a corner. ~sundance sundance 0 5 0 0 -BONGA BONGA!! You don't believe in weather forecasts? -$n dances around trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -You dance wildly around $M trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -$n dances wildly around $N trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -$n dances wildly around you trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -A totem pole is good for one thing, you understand that now. They don't move! -You BONGAWONGA around yourself, quicker, quicker and quicker! -$n attempts to dance the sundance around $mself. -You perform a sundance around $S $t. -$n performs a sundance around $N's $t. -$n performs a sundance around your $t. -You perform a sundance around $p. -$n performs a sundance around $p. +BONGA BONGA!! You don't believe in weather forecasts? +$n dances around trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +You dance wildly around $M trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +$n dances wildly around $N trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +$n dances wildly around you trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +A totem pole is good for one thing, you understand that now. They don't move! +You BONGAWONGA around yourself, quicker, quicker and quicker! +$n attempts to dance the sundance around $mself. +You perform a sundance around $S $t. +$n performs a sundance around $N's $t. +$n performs a sundance around your $t. +You perform a sundance around $p. +$n performs a sundance around $p. ~sunset sunset 0 8 8 0 -You ride off into the sunset. -$n rides off into the sunset. +You ride off into the sunset. +$n rides off into the sunset. # # # -Sorry, pardner, but $E ain't here. -You ride off into the sunset, all alone. -$n rides off, a lonely silhouette against the sunset. +Sorry, pardner, but $E ain't here. +You ride off into the sunset, all alone. +$n rides off, a lonely silhouette against the sunset. # # # @@ -6239,12 +6254,12 @@ $n rides off, a lonely silhouette against the sunset. # ~sunshade sunshade 0 8 8 0 -You take out some black sunshades and slip them on. -$n takes out some dark sunshades and slips them on. +You take out some black sunshades and slip them on. +$n takes out some dark sunshades and slips them on. # # # -They're not here to admire your cool shades. +They're not here to admire your cool shades. # # # @@ -6254,14 +6269,14 @@ They're not here to admire your cool shades. # ~swat swat 0 8 8 0 -You really should try to swat someone. -$n runs around with a fly swatter looking for a bug to squash. -You swat $N like the bug that they are. -$n swats $N like the bug that $E is. -$n starts running after you with a fly swatter and a crazed look on $s face. -They buzzed away too quickly. -You turn the fly swatter on yourself and commence the swatting. -$n starts smacking $mself with $s fly swatter. +You really should try to swat someone. +$n runs around with a fly swatter looking for a bug to squash. +You swat $N like the bug that they are. +$n swats $N like the bug that $E is. +$n starts running after you with a fly swatter and a crazed look on $s face. +They buzzed away too quickly. +You turn the fly swatter on yourself and commence the swatting. +$n starts smacking $mself with $s fly swatter. # # # @@ -6269,8 +6284,8 @@ $n starts smacking $mself with $s fly swatter. # ~sways sways 0 5 8 0 -You sway with the rhythm. -$n sways with the rhythm. +You sway with the rhythm. +$n sways with the rhythm. # # # @@ -6284,44 +6299,44 @@ $n sways with the rhythm. # ~swear swear 0 5 0 0 -You swear loudly for a long time. -$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! -You swear $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. -$n swears at $N's profanely. -$n swears at you profanely, what a jerk! -Your swearing echo's emptily. -You swear at yourself profanely. -$n swears under $s breath. -You swear at $S $t. -$n swears at $N's $t. -$n swears at your $t. -You swear at $p. -$n swears at $p. +You swear loudly for a long time. +$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! +You swear $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. +$n swears at $N's profanely. +$n swears at you profanely, what a jerk! +Your swearing echo's emptily. +You swear at yourself profanely. +$n swears under $s breath. +You swear at $S $t. +$n swears at $N's $t. +$n swears at your $t. +You swear at $p. +$n swears at $p. ~sweat sweat 0 5 0 0 -Cool down? -$n sweats a river! +Cool down? +$n sweats a river! You look at $S and break out into a sweat. -$n looks at $N and breaks out in a sweat. -$n looks at you and starts sweating. -You break out in a sweat. -You sweat like a pig and begin to smell like one. -$n is sweating freely and is beginning to smell funny. -You sweat on $S $t. -$n sweats on $N's $t. -$n sweats on your $t. -You sweat on $p. -$n sweats on $p. +$n looks at $N and breaks out in a sweat. +$n looks at you and starts sweating. +You break out in a sweat. +You sweat like a pig and begin to smell like one. +$n is sweating freely and is beginning to smell funny. +You sweat on $S $t. +$n sweats on $N's $t. +$n sweats on your $t. +You sweat on $p. +$n sweats on $p. ~sweetsmile sweetsmile 0 8 8 0 -You smile sweetly. -$n smiles sweetly. -You smile sweetly at $M. -$n smiles sweetly at $N. -$n smiles sweetly at you. Hmm... -You smile sweetly at...someone who isn't here anymore... -You smile sweetly at...yourself. -$n smiles sweetly at...$mself? +You smile sweetly. +$n smiles sweetly. +You smile sweetly at $M. +$n smiles sweetly at $N. +$n smiles sweetly at you. Hmm... +You smile sweetly at...someone who isn't here anymore... +You smile sweetly at...yourself. +$n smiles sweetly at...$mself? # # # @@ -6329,29 +6344,29 @@ $n smiles sweetly at...$mself? # ~swoon swoon 0 8 8 0 -You swoon! -$n swoons! -You swoon into $S arms. -$n swoons into $N's arms. -$n swoons into your arms. -That person isn't here to catch you. -You can't catch yourself when you swoon! +You swoon! +$n swoons! +You swoon into $S arms. +$n swoons into $N's arms. +$n swoons into your arms. +That person isn't here to catch you. +You can't catch yourself when you swoon! # # # # -You swoon onto $p. -$n swoons onto $p. +You swoon onto $p. +$n swoons onto $p. ~sword sword 0 8 0 0 -You unsheath your blade and threaten to lop someone's head off. -$n draws forth $s sword and threatens to lop someone's head off. -You unsheath your sword and point it directly at the neck of $N. +You unsheath your blade and threaten to lop someone's head off. +$n draws forth $s sword and threatens to lop someone's head off. +You unsheath your sword and point it directly at the neck of $N. $n unsheathes $s sword and points it directly at the neck of $N. -$n draws $s sword and points it directly at your neck! -Who shall you threaten with your sword? -You draw your sword and threaten to lop off your own head... -$n draws $s sword from its scabbard and begins to threaten $mself. +$n draws $s sword and points it directly at your neck! +Who shall you threaten with your sword? +You draw your sword and threaten to lop off your own head... +$n draws $s sword from its scabbard and begins to threaten $mself. # # # @@ -6359,23 +6374,23 @@ $n draws $s sword from its scabbard and begins to threaten $mself. # ~tackle tackle 0 5 0 0 -You tackle the air. It stands not a chance. -$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air. -You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground. -$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground. -$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground! -That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...) -Tackle yourself? Yeah, right.... -$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right. -You tackle $S $t. -$n tackles $N's $t. -$n tackles your $t. -You tackle $p. -$n tackles $p. +You tackle the air. It stands not a chance. +$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air. +You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground. +$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground. +$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground! +That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...) +Tackle yourself? Yeah, right.... +$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right. +You tackle $S $t. +$n tackles $N's $t. +$n tackles your $t. +You tackle $p. +$n tackles $p. ~tada tada 0 5 0 0 -You give out a big 'TADA!' and jazz your hands! -$n gives a big 'TADA!' as $e jazzes $s hands! +You give out a big 'TADA!' and jazz your hands! +$n gives a big 'TADA!' as $e jazzes $s hands! # # # @@ -6389,179 +6404,179 @@ $n gives a big 'TADA!' as $e jazzes $s hands! # ~tag tag 0 5 0 0 -You should really be tagging someone specific. -$n seems to want to play tag! -You tag $M and scream "YOU'RE IT!" -$n tags $N and screams, "YOU'RE IT!" -$n tags you! YOURE IT!!!! -Swing.. miss.. dang, they must have run off. -You tag yourself and say, "I'M IT!" -$n tags $mself and says, "I'M IT!" -You tag $S $t. -$n tags $N's $t. -$n tags your $t. -You tag $p. -$n tags $p. +You should really be tagging someone specific. +$n seems to want to play tag! +You tag $M and scream "YOU'RE IT!" +$n tags $N and screams, "YOU'RE IT!" +$n tags you! YOURE IT!!!! +Swing.. miss.. dang, they must have run off. +You tag yourself and say, "I'M IT!" +$n tags $mself and says, "I'M IT!" +You tag $S $t. +$n tags $N's $t. +$n tags your $t. +You tag $p. +$n tags $p. ~tango tango 0 5 0 0 -With whom would you like to tango? -$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes it out since no one joins $m. -You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively. -$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively. -$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively. -That person isn't around. Better sit this one out. -Feels rather stupid, doesn't it? -$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself. -You tango with $S $t. -$n tangos with $N's $t. -$n tangos with your $t. -You tango with $p. -$n tangos with $p. +With whom would you like to tango? +$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes it out since no one joins $m. +You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively. +$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively. +$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively. +That person isn't around. Better sit this one out. +Feels rather stupid, doesn't it? +$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself. +You tango with $S $t. +$n tangos with $N's $t. +$n tangos with your $t. +You tango with $p. +$n tangos with $p. ~tantrum tantrum 0 8 8 0 -You flop to the floor having a tantrum. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum. -You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $N. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $N. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at you. -Pity they aren't here to witness your performance. -You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in frustration at yourself. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $mself. +You flop to the floor having a tantrum. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum. +You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $N. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $N. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at you. +Pity they aren't here to witness your performance. +You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in frustration at yourself. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $mself. # # # -You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $p. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $p. +You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $p. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $p. ~tap tap 0 5 0 0 -You tap your foot impatiently. -$n starts tapping $s foot. -You tap $M on the shoulder. -$n taps $N on the shoulder. -$n taps you on the shoulder. -You move to tap them -- but they are gone. -You knowingly tap yourself on the side of your head. -$n knowingly taps $mself on the side of $s head. -You tap $S $t. -$n taps $N's $t. -$n taps your $t. -You tap $p. -$n taps $p. +You tap your foot impatiently. +$n starts tapping $s foot. +You tap $M on the shoulder. +$n taps $N on the shoulder. +$n taps you on the shoulder. +You move to tap them -- but they are gone. +You knowingly tap yourself on the side of your head. +$n knowingly taps $mself on the side of $s head. +You tap $S $t. +$n taps $N's $t. +$n taps your $t. +You tap $p. +$n taps $p. ~tapdance tapdance 0 8 8 0 -You do a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. -$n does a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. -You do a little tapdance for $N's amusement. -$n does a little tapdance for $N's amusement. -$n does a little tapdance for your amusement. -You do a fantastic dance, but that person is not here to see it. -You tapdance happily for yourself. -$n tapdances happily for $mself. -You do a tapdance on $N's $t. -$n does a tapdance on $N's $t. -$n does a tapdance on your $t. -You do a tapdance around $p. -$n does a tapdance around $p. +You do a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. +$n does a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. +You do a little tapdance for $N's amusement. +$n does a little tapdance for $N's amusement. +$n does a little tapdance for your amusement. +You do a fantastic dance, but that person is not here to see it. +You tapdance happily for yourself. +$n tapdances happily for $mself. +You do a tapdance on $N's $t. +$n does a tapdance on $N's $t. +$n does a tapdance on your $t. +You do a tapdance around $p. +$n does a tapdance around $p. ~target target 0 5 0 0 -You look for a target to attack. -$n looks for a target to attack. -You target $N, making sure not to mess up and miss. -$n targets $N, preparing to attack! -$n targets you for attack. Better hope $e misses! -You can't target someone that isn't here you nimrod! -You point your weapon at yourself, attempting to commit suicide. -$n points $s weapon at $mself, preparing to commit suicide! -You target $S $t. -$n targets $N's $t! -$n targets your $t, watch out!!! -You target $p. -$n targets $p. +You look for a target to attack. +$n looks for a target to attack. +You target $N, making sure not to mess up and miss. +$n targets $N, preparing to attack! +$n targets you for attack. Better hope $e misses! +You can't target someone that isn't here you nimrod! +You point your weapon at yourself, attempting to commit suicide. +$n points $s weapon at $mself, preparing to commit suicide! +You target $S $t. +$n targets $N's $t! +$n targets your $t, watch out!!! +You target $p. +$n targets $p. ~taunt taunt 0 5 0 0 -You taunt the nothing in front of you. -$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m. -You taunt $M, to your own delight. -$n taunts $N rather insultingly. $n seems to enjoy it tremendously. -$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings. -Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. -You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:( -$n taunts $mself to tears. -You taunt $S $t. -$n taunts $N's $t. -$n taunts your $t. -You taunt $p. -$n taunts $p. +You taunt the nothing in front of you. +$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m. +You taunt $M, to your own delight. +$n taunts $N rather insultingly. $n seems to enjoy it tremendously. +$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings. +Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. +You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:( +$n taunts $mself to tears. +You taunt $S $t. +$n taunts $N's $t. +$n taunts your $t. +You taunt $p. +$n taunts $p. ~tease tease 0 5 0 0 -Please don't play these games with me, you tease! -$n is such a tease. -You tease $M. -$n teases $N. Tee Hee Hee Hee... -$n teases you gently. -Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. -You tease yourself, this is fun! -$n teases $mself. What a peculiar person. -You tease $S $t. -$n teases $N's $t. -$n teases your $t. -You tease $p. -$n teases $p. +Please don't play these games with me, you tease! +$n is such a tease. +You tease $M. +$n teases $N. Tee Hee Hee Hee... +$n teases you gently. +Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. +You tease yourself, this is fun! +$n teases $mself. What a peculiar person. +You tease $S $t. +$n teases $N's $t. +$n teases your $t. +You tease $p. +$n teases $p. ~thanks thank 0 5 0 0 -Thank you too. -$n thanks everyone. -You thank $N heartily. -$n thanks $N heartily. -$n thanks you heartily. -No one answers to that name here. -You thank yourself since nobody else wants to! -$n thanks $mself since you won't. -You thank $S $t. -$n thanks $N's $t. -$n thanks your $t. -You thank $p. -$n thanks $p. +Thank you too. +$n thanks everyone. +You thank $N heartily. +$n thanks $N heartily. +$n thanks you heartily. +No one answers to that name here. +You thank yourself since nobody else wants to! +$n thanks $mself since you won't. +You thank $S $t. +$n thanks $N's $t. +$n thanks your $t. +You thank $p. +$n thanks $p. ~think think 0 5 0 0 -You think about life, the universe and everything. -$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life. -You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life. -$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought. -Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about. -You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact! -You think about yourself (for once). -$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?) -You think about $S $t. -$n thinks about $N's $t. -$n thinks about your $t. -You spend some time thinking about $p. -$n seems to be spending a lot of time thinking about $p. +You think about life, the universe and everything. +$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life. +You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life. +$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought. +Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about. +You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact! +You think about yourself (for once). +$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?) +You think about $S $t. +$n thinks about $N's $t. +$n thinks about your $t. +You spend some time thinking about $p. +$n seems to be spending a lot of time thinking about $p. ~threaten threaten 0 5 0 0 -You threaten everyone and everything, you are just that good. -$n threatens everyone and everything. -You threaten $M. -$n threatens $N. -$n threatens you. -They ran away in fear before you could threaten them. -You threaten yourself, that's an under statement. -$n threatens $mself. No duh! -You threaten $S $t. -$n threatens $N's $t. -$n threatens your $t. -You threaten $p. -$n threatens $p. +You threaten everyone and everything, you are just that good. +$n threatens everyone and everything. +You threaten $M. +$n threatens $N. +$n threatens you. +They ran away in fear before you could threaten them. +You threaten yourself, that's an under statement. +$n threatens $mself. No duh! +You threaten $S $t. +$n threatens $N's $t. +$n threatens your $t. +You threaten $p. +$n threatens $p. ~thumbsup thumbsup 0 5 0 0 -You seem very happy today. -$n gives everyone a big thumbs up. -You give $N a big thumbs up. -$n gives $N a big thumbs up. -$n gives you a big thumbs up. -You don't see that person. -You feel extremely silly. -$n gives $mself a big thumbs up. How silly. +You seem very happy today. +$n gives everyone a big thumbs up. +You give $N a big thumbs up. +$n gives $N a big thumbs up. +$n gives you a big thumbs up. +You don't see that person. +You feel extremely silly. +$n gives $mself a big thumbs up. How silly. # # # @@ -6569,43 +6584,43 @@ $n gives $mself a big thumbs up. How silly. # ~thwap thwap 0 5 0 0 -Thwap?? THWAP?! Thwap WHO?! -$n puts $s hand out, looking for someone to thwap. -You pull back your hand and THWAP $N. -$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs $N! -$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs you! -You thwap thin air.. -You pull back your hand and.. THWAP! -$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPS $mself. -You THWAP $N's $t. -$n THWAPs $N's $t. -$n THWAPs your $t! -You pull back your hand and THWAP $p. -$n pulls back and THWAPs $p. +Thwap?? THWAP?! Thwap WHO?! +$n puts $s hand out, looking for someone to thwap. +You pull back your hand and THWAP $N. +$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs $N! +$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs you! +You thwap thin air.. +You pull back your hand and.. THWAP! +$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPS $mself. +You THWAP $N's $t. +$n THWAPs $N's $t. +$n THWAPs your $t! +You pull back your hand and THWAP $p. +$n pulls back and THWAPs $p. ~tickle tickle 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to tickle?? -$n is looking for someone to tickle. -You tickle $N. -$n tickles $N. -$n tickles you - hee hee hee. -Who is that?? -You tickle yourself, how funny! -$n tickles $mself. -You tickle $S $t. -$n tickles $N's $t. -$n tickles your $t. -You tickle $p. -$n tickles $p. +Who do you want to tickle?? +$n is looking for someone to tickle. +You tickle $N. +$n tickles $N. +$n tickles you - hee hee hee. +Who is that?? +You tickle yourself, how funny! +$n tickles $mself. +You tickle $S $t. +$n tickles $N's $t. +$n tickles your $t. +You tickle $p. +$n tickles $p. ~tie tie 0 8 0 0 -Whom do you wish to tie? +Whom do you wish to tie? # -You tie $M up with all possible speed! -$n ties $N up! -You find yourself being tied up by $n! -That person is not here! -You can't tie yourself up! +You tie $M up with all possible speed! +$n ties $N up! +You find yourself being tied up by $n! +That person is not here! +You can't tie yourself up! # # # @@ -6614,29 +6629,29 @@ You can't tie yourself up! # ~tip tip 0 5 0 0 -You tip your hat gallantly. -$n gallantly tips $s hat. -You tip your hat to $M. -$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. -$n gallantly tips $s hat to you. -Who? -That's silly. You tip your hat to yourself. -$n tips $s hat to $mself. -You tip your hat at $S $t. -$n tips $s hat at $N's $t. -$n tips $s hat at your $t. -You tip your hat at $p. -$n tips $s hat at $p. +You tip your hat gallantly. +$n gallantly tips $s hat. +You tip your hat to $M. +$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. +$n gallantly tips $s hat to you. +Who? +That's silly. You tip your hat to yourself. +$n tips $s hat to $mself. +You tip your hat at $S $t. +$n tips $s hat at $N's $t. +$n tips $s hat at your $t. +You tip your hat at $p. +$n tips $s hat at $p. ~titter titter 0 5 0 0 -You titter nervously. -$n titters nervously. -You titter nervously and shrink away from $N. -$n titters nervously and shrinks away from $N. -$n titters nervously and shrinks away from you. -They've left, phew! -You titter privately to yourself. -$n titters privately to $mself. +You titter nervously. +$n titters nervously. +You titter nervously and shrink away from $N. +$n titters nervously and shrinks away from $N. +$n titters nervously and shrinks away from you. +They've left, phew! +You titter privately to yourself. +$n titters privately to $mself. # # # @@ -6644,29 +6659,29 @@ $n titters privately to $mself. # ~toast toast 0 1 8 0 -Looking for someone to toast eh, you pyromaniac! -$n looks around for someone $e can toast... HIDE! -You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $N. You wicked you! -$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts $N. $N is no more. $N is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $N. -$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts you. You are no more! Ow... -POOF! Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it was just a figment of your imagination. -You toast yourself. You are no more! Ow... -$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $n. +Looking for someone to toast eh, you pyromaniac! +$n looks around for someone $e can toast... HIDE! +You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $N. You wicked you! +$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts $N. $N is no more. $N is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $N. +$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts you. You are no more! Ow... +POOF! Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it was just a figment of your imagination. +You toast yourself. You are no more! Ow... +$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $n. # # # -You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. -$n pulls out a pocket dragon and squeezes it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. +You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. +$n pulls out a pocket dragon and squeezes it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. ~tongue tongue 0 5 5 0 -You stick your tongue out. -$n sticks $s tongue out. -You stick your tongue out at $M. -$n sticks $s tongue out at $N. -$n sticks $s tongue out at you. -That's a little hard to do, what with no-one being there. -You stick your tongue out at yourself... How the?! -$n sticks $s tongue out at $mself... Somehow. +You stick your tongue out. +$n sticks $s tongue out. +You stick your tongue out at $M. +$n sticks $s tongue out at $N. +$n sticks $s tongue out at you. +That's a little hard to do, what with no-one being there. +You stick your tongue out at yourself... How the?! +$n sticks $s tongue out at $mself... Somehow. # # # @@ -6674,44 +6689,44 @@ $n sticks $s tongue out at $mself... Somehow. # ~touch touch 0 5 0 0 -You're feeling very touchy! -$n is feeling very touchy! -You touch $M. -For some reason, $n has just touched $N. -For some reason, $n has just touched you. -You can't touch that person, they don't exist. -You touch yourself, eww! -$n does something a little discusting. +You're feeling very touchy! +$n is feeling very touchy! +You touch $M. +For some reason, $n has just touched $N. +For some reason, $n has just touched you. +You can't touch that person, they don't exist. +You touch yourself, eww! +$n does something a little discusting. You curiously touch $S $t. $n curiously touches $N's $t. $n curiously touches your $t. -You curiously touch $p. -$n curiously touches $p. +You curiously touch $p. +$n curiously touches $p. ~trance trance 0 5 0 0 -You sit down in a yogin style position and begin to go, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" -$n sits down with crossed legs and goes, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" slowly. -You try to put $N into a trance. -$n tries to put $N into a trance. -$n tries to put you into a trance. -You stare and stare but can't find anyone to put into a trance. -You put yourself into a deep trance, to never awaken again. -$n puts $mself into a deep trance. -You try to put $S $t into a deep trance. -$n tries to put $N's $t into a trance. -$n tries to put your $t into a deep trance. -You try to put $p into a deep trance. -$n tries to put $p into a deep trance. +You sit down in a yogin style position and begin to go, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" +$n sits down with crossed legs and goes, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" slowly. +You try to put $N into a trance. +$n tries to put $N into a trance. +$n tries to put you into a trance. +You stare and stare but can't find anyone to put into a trance. +You put yourself into a deep trance, to never awaken again. +$n puts $mself into a deep trance. +You try to put $S $t into a deep trance. +$n tries to put $N's $t into a trance. +$n tries to put your $t into a deep trance. +You try to put $p into a deep trance. +$n tries to put $p into a deep trance. ~tsk tsk 0 5 0 0 -Feeling very irritated, you tsk. -$n is irritated and starts to tsk. -You tsk at $N. -$n tsks at $N. -$n tsks at you. -Who's that supposed to be? I don't see anyone. -You tsk quietly to yourself. -$n tsks quietly to $mself. +Feeling very irritated, you tsk. +$n is irritated and starts to tsk. +You tsk at $N. +$n tsks at $N. +$n tsks at you. +Who's that supposed to be? I don't see anyone. +You tsk quietly to yourself. +$n tsks quietly to $mself. # # # @@ -6719,14 +6734,14 @@ $n tsks quietly to $mself. # ~tuck tuck 0 8 8 0 -You grab a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! -$n grabs a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! -You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck it warmly around $N. -$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around $N. -$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around you. -You go to tuck them in but they're not here! -You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck yourself in. -$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks $mself in. +You grab a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! +$n grabs a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! +You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck it warmly around $N. +$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around $N. +$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around you. +You go to tuck them in but they're not here! +You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck yourself in. +$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks $mself in. # # # @@ -6734,34 +6749,34 @@ $n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks $mself in. # ~tug tug 0 5 0 0 -You tug on your clothes a bit. -$n tugs on $s clothes a bit. -You tug on $N to try and get $S attention. -$n tugs on $N to try and get $S attention. -$n tugs on you to try and get your attention. -What are you trying to tug on? Air? -That's silly. You tug on yourself. -$n tugs on $mself. -You tug on $S $t. -$n tugs on $N's $t. -$n tugs on your $t. -$n tug on $p. -$n tugs on $p. +You tug on your clothes a bit. +$n tugs on $s clothes a bit. +You tug on $N to try and get $S attention. +$n tugs on $N to try and get $S attention. +$n tugs on you to try and get your attention. +What are you trying to tug on? Air? +That's silly. You tug on yourself. +$n tugs on $mself. +You tug on $S $t. +$n tugs on $N's $t. +$n tugs on your $t. +$n tug on $p. +$n tugs on $p. ~tummy tummy 0 5 0 0 -You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. -$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! -You vigorously rub $M in the tummy! -$n vigorously rubs $N's tummy! -$n vigorously rubs your tummy! -Whos tummy did you want to rub? -You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. -$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! -You look at $S $t and rub your tummy hungrily. -$n looks at $N's $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. -$n looks at your $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. -You look at $p and rub your tummy hungrily. -$n looks at $p and rubs $s tummy hungrily. +You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. +$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! +You vigorously rub $M in the tummy! +$n vigorously rubs $N's tummy! +$n vigorously rubs your tummy! +Whos tummy did you want to rub? +You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. +$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! +You look at $S $t and rub your tummy hungrily. +$n looks at $N's $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. +$n looks at your $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. +You look at $p and rub your tummy hungrily. +$n looks at $p and rubs $s tummy hungrily. ~tweak tweak 0 5 0 0 You look for a cheek to tweak. @@ -6779,74 +6794,74 @@ You tweak $p $n tweaks $p ~twiddle twiddle 0 5 0 0 -You patiently twiddle your thumbs. -$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. -You twiddle your thumbs patiently as you wait for $N. -$n twiddles $s thumbs patiently as $e waits for $N. -$n twiddles $s thumbs, patiently waiting for you. -They left before you could twiddle at them. -You twiddle your thumbs impatiently. -$n twiddles $s thumbs impatiently. -You twiddle your thumbs at $S $t. -$n twiddles $s thumbs at $N's $t. -$n twiddles $s thumbs at your $t. -You twiddle your thumbs at $p. -$n twiddles $s thumbs at $p. +You patiently twiddle your thumbs. +$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. +You twiddle your thumbs patiently as you wait for $N. +$n twiddles $s thumbs patiently as $e waits for $N. +$n twiddles $s thumbs, patiently waiting for you. +They left before you could twiddle at them. +You twiddle your thumbs impatiently. +$n twiddles $s thumbs impatiently. +You twiddle your thumbs at $S $t. +$n twiddles $s thumbs at $N's $t. +$n twiddles $s thumbs at your $t. +You twiddle your thumbs at $p. +$n twiddles $s thumbs at $p. ~twitch twitch 0 5 0 0 -You lie there, twitching helplessly. -$n lies there, twitching helplessly. -Your facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. -$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. -$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of you. -Bad corpse! They're not there. -Your limp body twitches slightly. -$n's limp body twitches slightly. -You twitch at the thought of $S $i. -$n twitches at the thought of $N's $i. -$n twitches at the thought of your $i. -You twitch at the thought of $p. -$n twitches at the thought of $p. +You lie there, twitching helplessly. +$n lies there, twitching helplessly. +Your facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. +$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. +$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of you. +Bad corpse! They're not there. +Your limp body twitches slightly. +$n's limp body twitches slightly. +You twitch at the thought of $S $t. +$n twitches at the thought of $N's $t. +$n twitches at the thought of your $t. +You twitch at the thought of $p. +$n twitches at the thought of $p. ~type type 0 5 0 0 -You thro up yor handz in dizgust at yur lousy tiping skils. -$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard! -You declare $N to be inept at typing. -$n declares $N to be inept at typing. -$n declares you to be inept at typing. -They left before you could comment on their typing abilities. -You declare yourself to be inept at typing. -$n declares $mself to be inept at typing. -You declare $S $t to be inept at typing.. -$n declares that $N's $t is inept at typing. -$n declares your $t to be inept at typing. -You blame $p on all your typing mistakes. -$n blames $p on all $s typing mistakes. +You thro up yor handz in dizgust at yur lousy tiping skils. +$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard! +You declare $N to be inept at typing. +$n declares $N to be inept at typing. +$n declares you to be inept at typing. +They left before you could comment on their typing abilities. +You declare yourself to be inept at typing. +$n declares $mself to be inept at typing. +You declare $S $t to be inept at typing.. +$n declares that $N's $t is inept at typing. +$n declares your $t to be inept at typing. +You blame $p on all your typing mistakes. +$n blames $p on all $s typing mistakes. ~understand understand 0 8 8 0 -You nod in understanding. -$n nods in understanding. -You nod in understanding with $M. -$n nods in understanding with $N. -$n nods in understanding with you. -Understand them - you can't even find them. -You finally understand yourself. -$n finally understands $mself after all these years. -You nod at $S $t in complete understanding. -n nods at $N's $t in complete understanding. -$n nods at your $t in complete understanding -You look at $p and nod in understanding. -$n looks at $p and nods in complete understanding. +You nod in understanding. +$n nods in understanding. +You nod in understanding with $M. +$n nods in understanding with $N. +$n nods in understanding with you. +Understand them - you can't even find them. +You finally understand yourself. +$n finally understands $mself after all these years. +You nod at $S $t in complete understanding. +n nods at $N's $t in complete understanding. +$n nods at your $t in complete understanding +You look at $p and nod in understanding. +$n looks at $p and nods in complete understanding. ~unsheathe unsheathe 0 5 0 0 -You unsheathe your weapon, getting ready to fight. -$n unsheathes $s weapon, getting ready to fight. -You unsheathe your weapon and point it at $M. -$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at $N. -$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at you. -You decide to leave it sheathed, after all you don't see that person here. -You unsheathe your weapon and put it to your throat. -$n unsheathes $s weapon and puts it to $s throat. +You unsheathe your weapon, getting ready to fight. +$n unsheathes $s weapon, getting ready to fight. +You unsheathe your weapon and point it at $M. +$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at $N. +$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at you. +You decide to leave it sheathed, after all you don't see that person here. +You unsheathe your weapon and put it to your throat. +$n unsheathes $s weapon and puts it to $s throat. # # # @@ -6854,12 +6869,12 @@ $n unsheathes $s weapon and puts it to $s throat. # ~vampire vampire 0 8 8 0 -'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -$n throws up $s hands and says, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -You turn to $N and tell $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -$n turns to $N and tells $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -$n turns to you and tells you, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -You don't see them here. +'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +$n throws up $s hands and says, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +You turn to $N and tell $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +$n turns to $N and tells $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +$n turns to you and tells you, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -6869,57 +6884,57 @@ You don't see them here. # ~waggle waggle 0 5 0 0 -You waggle your eyebrows impressively. Go, caterpillars, go! -$n waggles $s eyebrows. Geez, look at those caterpillars go! -You give $M a good, solid waggle! -$n grabs $N's eyebrows and waggles them good. What a sight! -$n grabs your eyebrows and waggles them! Oi! -You look around for eyebrows to waggle but sadly, find none. Shoot! -You grab a firm hold of your eyebrows and give them a good waggle. Are they misbehaving? -$n grabs a firm hold of her eyebrows and starts to waggle them with fervor. Will they stay put?? -You waggle at $S $t. Now look at that! -$n waggles $s eyebrows at $N's $t. Oohyah! -$n waggles $s eyebrows at your $t. Oi oi! -You waggle $p. Wow! -$n waggles $p. Eep! +You waggle your eyebrows impressively. Go, caterpillars, go! +$n waggles $s eyebrows. Geez, look at those caterpillars go! +You give $M a good, solid waggle! +$n grabs $N's eyebrows and waggles them good. What a sight! +$n grabs your eyebrows and waggles them! Oi! +You look around for eyebrows to waggle but sadly, find none. Shoot! +You grab a firm hold of your eyebrows and give them a good waggle. Are they misbehaving? +$n grabs a firm hold of her eyebrows and starts to waggle them with fervor. Will they stay put?? +You waggle at $S $t. Now look at that! +$n waggles $s eyebrows at $N's $t. Oohyah! +$n waggles $s eyebrows at your $t. Oi oi! +You waggle $p. Wow! +$n waggles $p. Eep! ~wait wait 0 5 0 0 -You put your hand up. -$n raises $s hand, as if to say, "Wait". -You tell $N to hold on a minute. -$n tells $N to wait just a minute. -$n tells you to wait just a minute. -Who? -Why would you want to do that? -$n tells $mself to just wait one minute. -You tell $S $t to hold on for one minute. -$n tell $N's $t to hold on for one minute. -$n tells your $t to hold on for one minute. -You tell $p to hold on for one minute. -$n tells $p to hold on for one minute. +You put your hand up. +$n raises $s hand, as if to say, "Wait". +You tell $N to hold on a minute. +$n tells $N to wait just a minute. +$n tells you to wait just a minute. +Who? +Why would you want to do that? +$n tells $mself to just wait one minute. +You tell $S $t to hold on for one minute. +$n tell $N's $t to hold on for one minute. +$n tells your $t to hold on for one minute. +You tell $p to hold on for one minute. +$n tells $p to hold on for one minute. ~wakka wakka 0 8 8 0 -Wow, that sounds like a cool word! -$n bluntly says 'Wakka wakka' -You say 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. -$n bluntly says 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. -$n says 'Wakka wakka' rather loudly to you. -They arn't here. -Why must you talk to yourself? -$n seems to be talking with himself...strange. -Why are you talking to $N's $t? -&n is talking to $N's $t...time to see a doctor. -$n mumbles something to your $t. -You mumble something to $p. -$n mumbles somthing to $p. +Wow, that sounds like a cool word! +$n bluntly says 'Wakka wakka' +You say 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. +$n bluntly says 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. +$n says 'Wakka wakka' rather loudly to you. +They arn't here. +Why must you talk to yourself? +$n seems to be talking with himself...strange. +Why are you talking to $N's $t? +&n is talking to $N's $t...time to see a doctor. +$n mumbles something to your $t. +You mumble something to $p. +$n mumbles somthing to $p. ~waltz waltz 0 8 8 0 -You ask around if anyone would like to join you for a waltz. -$n would like to perform a waltz with someone. -You sweep $N into a glorious waltz! -$n sweeps $N off $S feet into a beautiful waltz! -$n sweeps you into a glorious waltz! -You need to waltz with someone real, not your imaginary friend! +You ask around if anyone would like to join you for a waltz. +$n would like to perform a waltz with someone. +You sweep $N into a glorious waltz! +$n sweeps $N off $S feet into a beautiful waltz! +$n sweeps you into a glorious waltz! +You need to waltz with someone real, not your imaginary friend! # # # @@ -6929,254 +6944,254 @@ You need to waltz with someone real, not your imaginary friend! # ~warscream warscream 0 5 0 0 -You holler your favourite warcry. -$n screams $s fiercest warcry, 'MOMMIEEEEEeeeee!' -You scream a warcry at $M. -$n screams a warcry at $N. -$n screams a warcry in your ear! -No one can hear your warcry. -Are you that mad at yourself? -$n screams a warcry at $mself. -You scream a warcry at $S $t. -$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. -$n screams a warcry at your $t. -You scream a warcry at $p. -$n screams a warcry at $p. +You holler your favourite warcry. +$n screams $s fiercest warcry, 'MOMMIEEEEEeeeee!' +You scream a warcry at $M. +$n screams a warcry at $N. +$n screams a warcry in your ear! +No one can hear your warcry. +Are you that mad at yourself? +$n screams a warcry at $mself. +You scream a warcry at $S $t. +$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. +$n screams a warcry at your $t. +You scream a warcry at $p. +$n screams a warcry at $p. ~waves waves 0 5 0 0 -You wave. -$n waves. -You wave to $N. -$n waves to $N. -$n waves to you. Have a good journey. -They didn't wait for you to wave. -Are you going on adventures as well?? -$n waves to $mself. -You wave to $S $t. -$n waves to $N's $t. -$n waves to your $t. -You wave to $p. -$n waves to $p. +You wave. +$n waves. +You wave to $N. +$n waves to $N. +$n waves to you. Have a good journey. +They didn't wait for you to wave. +Are you going on adventures as well?? +$n waves to $mself. +You wave to $S $t. +$n waves to $N's $t. +$n waves to your $t. +You wave to $p. +$n waves to $p. ~wb wb 0 8 8 0 -You welcome everyone back. -$n welcomes everyone back. -You welcome $M back. -$n welcomes $N back. -$n welcomes you back. -They left before you could welcome them back. -You welcome yourself back to the real world. -$n welcomes $mself back. Strange, very strange. -You welcome $S $t back. -$n welcomes $N's $t back. -$n welcomes your $t back. -You welcome $p back. -$n welcomes $p back. +You welcome everyone back. +$n welcomes everyone back. +You welcome $M back. +$n welcomes $N back. +$n welcomes you back. +They left before you could welcome them back. +You welcome yourself back to the real world. +$n welcomes $mself back. Strange, very strange. +You welcome $S $t back. +$n welcomes $N's $t back. +$n welcomes your $t back. +You welcome $p back. +$n welcomes $p back. ~wedgie wedgie 0 8 8 0 -Who do you want to give a wedgie to? -$n is looking for someone to give a wedgie to. -You grab $N's underwear and pull it way up $S crack, that'll show em! -$n gives $N a massive wedgie, you might be next...RUN! -$n gives you a huge wedgie, feels like it went to your tonsils...REVENGE! -Sorry, they aren't here. -You reach behind yourself and yank your underwear up your crack, YOU ARE SICK!! -$n reaches behind $mself and pulls $s underwear up $s crack....EWWW how gross!! -You want to give $S $t a wedgie, but don't know how. -$n wants to give $N's $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. -$n wants to give your $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. -You want to give $p a wedgie, but you think better of it. -$n wants to give $p a wedgie, but thinks better of it. +Who do you want to give a wedgie to? +$n is looking for someone to give a wedgie to. +You grab $N's underwear and pull it way up $S crack, that'll show em! +$n gives $N a massive wedgie, you might be next...RUN! +$n gives you a huge wedgie, feels like it went to your tonsils...REVENGE! +Sorry, they aren't here. +You reach behind yourself and yank your underwear up your crack, YOU ARE SICK!! +$n reaches behind $mself and pulls $s underwear up $s crack....EWWW how gross!! +You want to give $S $t a wedgie, but don't know how. +$n wants to give $N's $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. +$n wants to give your $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. +You want to give $p a wedgie, but you think better of it. +$n wants to give $p a wedgie, but thinks better of it. ~weep weep 0 5 0 0 -You shed tears everywhere, what a mess! -$n weeps loudly drenching you! -You weep on $N, effectively drenching $M! -$n weeps all over $N, drenching $M! -$n soaks you with $s tears! -Since that player is not readily available you weep all over yourself instead. -You weep all over yourself! -$n sheds multiple tears drenching $s clothes and face. -You weep on $S $t. -$n weeps on $N's $t. -$n weeps on your $t. -You weep on $p. -$n weeps on $p. +You shed tears everywhere, what a mess! +$n weeps loudly drenching you! +You weep on $N, effectively drenching $M! +$n weeps all over $N, drenching $M! +$n soaks you with $s tears! +Since that player is not readily available you weep all over yourself instead. +You weep all over yourself! +$n sheds multiple tears drenching $s clothes and face. +You weep on $S $t. +$n weeps on $N's $t. +$n weeps on your $t. +You weep on $p. +$n weeps on $p. ~welcome welcome 0 5 0 0 -You welcome everyone. -$n welcomes everyone. -You welcome $M. -$n welcomes $N. -$n welcomes you. -Please -- try someone who is here? -So, you've finally discovered yourself! -$n welcomes $mself.. $e always was a strange one. -You welcome $S $t. -$n welcomes $N's $t. -$n welcomes your $t. -You welcome $p. -$n welcomes $p. +You welcome everyone. +$n welcomes everyone. +You welcome $M. +$n welcomes $N. +$n welcomes you. +Please -- try someone who is here? +So, you've finally discovered yourself! +$n welcomes $mself.. $e always was a strange one. +You welcome $S $t. +$n welcomes $N's $t. +$n welcomes your $t. +You welcome $p. +$n welcomes $p. ~whack whack 0 5 0 0 -You take out your spongy bat of whacking. Who wants some?? -$n takes out a giant spongy bat and grins a devilish grin. -You take out your spongy bat of whacking and whack the muffins out of $M. -$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage on $N. -$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a giant spongy bat. -You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. -You whack yourself with a spongy bat. Ahh, the joys of life! -$n whacks $mself with a giant spongy bat. -You whack at $N's $t with your mighty spongy bat. -$n whacks $N's $t with $s spongy bat, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! -$n mercilessly whacks at your $t. -You whack at $p with your spongy bat. -$n starts whacking at $p for absolutley no reason whatsoever. +You take out your spongy bat of whacking. Who wants some?? +$n takes out a giant spongy bat and grins a devilish grin. +You take out your spongy bat of whacking and whack the muffins out of $M. +$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage on $N. +$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a giant spongy bat. +You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. +You whack yourself with a spongy bat. Ahh, the joys of life! +$n whacks $mself with a giant spongy bat. +You whack at $N's $t with your mighty spongy bat. +$n whacks $N's $t with $s spongy bat, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! +$n mercilessly whacks at your $t. +You whack at $p with your spongy bat. +$n starts whacking at $p for absolutley no reason whatsoever. ~whimper whimper 0 5 5 0 -You whimper pitifully. -$n whimpers pitifully. -With a tear in your eye, you whimper pitifully at $N. -With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at $N. -With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at you. -Now, we both know that that person is not there. -You whimper pitifully about how unfair everyone is to you. -$n whimpers pitifully about how unfair everyone is to $m. -You whimper pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. -$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. -$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of your $t. +You whimper pitifully. +$n whimpers pitifully. +With a tear in your eye, you whimper pitifully at $N. +With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at $N. +With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at you. +Now, we both know that that person is not there. +You whimper pitifully about how unfair everyone is to you. +$n whimpers pitifully about how unfair everyone is to $m. +You whimper pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. +$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. +$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of your $t. # # ~whine whine 0 5 0 0 -You whine pitifully. -$n whines pitifully about the whole situation. -You whine at $M. -$n starts whining at $N. -$n whines at you. How pathetic. -You can whine, but no one will care. -You whine to yourself -- poor you. -$n whines piteously about the whole situation. -You whine to $S $t. -$n whines to $N's $t. -$n whines to your $t. -You whine to $p. -$n whines to $p. +You whine pitifully. +$n whines pitifully about the whole situation. +You whine at $M. +$n starts whining at $N. +$n whines at you. How pathetic. +You can whine, but no one will care. +You whine to yourself -- poor you. +$n whines piteously about the whole situation. +You whine to $S $t. +$n whines to $N's $t. +$n whines to your $t. +You whine to $p. +$n whines to $p. ~whip whip 0 5 0 0 -You break out your bullwhip and crack it loudly! -$n grabs $s bullwhip and cracks it loudly in the air! -You crack your bullwhip at $N barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at you, it just barely misses! -Awww, they must have seen that bullwhip and ran.... -You rub your bullwhip as your eyes take on a daring look. -$n rubs $s bullwhip and gets a daring look in $s eyes. -You crack your bullwhip at $S $t, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N's $t, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at your $t, barely missing! -You crack your bullwhip at $p, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at $p, barely missing! +You break out your bullwhip and crack it loudly! +$n grabs $s bullwhip and cracks it loudly in the air! +You crack your bullwhip at $N barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at you, it just barely misses! +Awww, they must have seen that bullwhip and ran.... +You rub your bullwhip as your eyes take on a daring look. +$n rubs $s bullwhip and gets a daring look in $s eyes. +You crack your bullwhip at $S $t, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N's $t, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at your $t, barely missing! +You crack your bullwhip at $p, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at $p, barely missing! ~whistle whistle 0 5 0 0 -You whistle appreciatively. -$n whistles appreciatively. -you whsitle a happy tune. -$n whistles a happy tune at $N. -$n whistles a happy tune at you -- do you know $m. -Who do you want to whistle at? -Woah! You know you got it. -$n whistles a happy tune. -You whistle at $N's $t -$n whistles appreciatively at $N's $t -$n whistles appreciatively at your $t -You whistle appreciatively at $p. -$n whistles appreciatively at $p. +You whistle appreciatively. +$n whistles appreciatively. +you whsitle a happy tune. +$n whistles a happy tune at $N. +$n whistles a happy tune at you -- do you know $m. +Who do you want to whistle at? +Woah! You know you got it. +$n whistles a happy tune. +You whistle at $N's $t +$n whistles appreciatively at $N's $t +$n whistles appreciatively at your $t +You whistle appreciatively at $p. +$n whistles appreciatively at $p. ~whoo whoo 0 5 0 0 -You go, "Whoo-hoo!" -$n goes, "Whoo-hoo!" -You give $M a "Whoo-hoo!" -$n gives $N a "Whoo-hoo!" -$n gives you a "Whoo-hoo!" -"Whoo-hoo!" away, the're not here. -No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. "Whoo-hoo!" -$n must be desperate for attention, $e is screaming "Whoo-hoo!" -You look at $S $t and scream at the top of your lungs "Whoo-hoo!" -$n looks at $N's $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" -$n looks at your $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" -You look at $p and scream "Whoo-hoo!" -$n looks at $p and screams "Whoo-hoo!" +You go, "Whoo-hoo!" +$n goes, "Whoo-hoo!" +You give $M a "Whoo-hoo!" +$n gives $N a "Whoo-hoo!" +$n gives you a "Whoo-hoo!" +"Whoo-hoo!" away, the're not here. +No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. "Whoo-hoo!" +$n must be desperate for attention, $e is screaming "Whoo-hoo!" +You look at $S $t and scream at the top of your lungs "Whoo-hoo!" +$n looks at $N's $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" +$n looks at your $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" +You look at $p and scream "Whoo-hoo!" +$n looks at $p and screams "Whoo-hoo!" ~wiggle wiggle 0 5 0 0 -You wiggle your bottom. -$n wiggles $s bottom. -You wiggle your bottom at $M. -$n wiggles $s bottom at $N. -$n wiggles $s bottom at you -- do you know $m. -You wiggle like a worm, but no one notices. -You wiggle yourself! -$n wiggles $s bottom at $mself, $e never was the brightest crayon in the box. -You wiggle your bottom at $S $t. -$n wiggles $s bottom at $N's $t. -$n wiggles $s bottom at your $t. -You wiggle your bottom at $p. -$n wiggles $s bottom at $p. +You wiggle your bottom. +$n wiggles $s bottom. +You wiggle your bottom at $M. +$n wiggles $s bottom at $N. +$n wiggles $s bottom at you -- do you know $m. +You wiggle like a worm, but no one notices. +You wiggle yourself! +$n wiggles $s bottom at $mself, $e never was the brightest crayon in the box. +You wiggle your bottom at $S $t. +$n wiggles $s bottom at $N's $t. +$n wiggles $s bottom at your $t. +You wiggle your bottom at $p. +$n wiggles $s bottom at $p. ~wince wince 0 5 0 0 -You wince. -$n winces. -You wince at what $N did. -$n winces at what $N just did. -$n winces at what you just did. -Can't wince at someone who isn't here, eh? -You wince at yourself. -$n winces at $mself -You look at $S $t and wince. -$n looks at $N's $t and winces. -$n looks at your $t and winces. -You wince at the damage done to $p. -$n winces at the damage done to $p. +You wince. +$n winces. +You wince at what $N did. +$n winces at what $N just did. +$n winces at what you just did. +Can't wince at someone who isn't here, eh? +You wince at yourself. +$n winces at $mself +You look at $S $t and wince. +$n looks at $N's $t and winces. +$n looks at your $t and winces. +You wince at the damage done to $p. +$n winces at the damage done to $p. ~winks winks 0 5 0 0 -Have you got something in your eye? -$n winks. -You wink at $N. -$n winks at $N. -$n winks at you. -No one with that name is present. -You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to? -$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on... -You wink at $S $t. -$n winks at $N's $. -$n winks at your $t. -You wink at $p. -$n winks at $p. +Have you got something in your eye? +$n winks. +You wink at $N. +$n winks at $N. +$n winks at you. +No one with that name is present. +You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to? +$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on... +You wink at $S $t. +$n winks at $N's $t. +$n winks at your $t. +You wink at $p. +$n winks at $p. ~wipe wipe 0 5 0 0 -You wipe your nose. -$n wipes $s nose. -You wipe $N's nose -- what a mess! -$n tries to wipe $N's nose. -$n wipes your nose. -That person is not here. -You wipe your nose. -$n tries to wipe $s nose. -You wipe $S $t. -$n wipes $N's $t. -$n wipes your $t. -You wipe $p. -$n wipes $p. +You wipe your nose. +$n wipes $s nose. +You wipe $N's nose -- what a mess! +$n tries to wipe $N's nose. +$n wipes your nose. +That person is not here. +You wipe your nose. +$n tries to wipe $s nose. +You wipe $S $t. +$n wipes $N's $t. +$n wipes your $t. +You wipe $p. +$n wipes $p. ~women women 0 8 8 0 -You are in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n is in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -You remind $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n reminds $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n reminds you of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -Your awe goes sadly unnoticed. -You remind yourself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n reminds $mself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +You are in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n is in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +You remind $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n reminds $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n reminds you of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +Your awe goes sadly unnoticed. +You remind yourself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n reminds $mself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. # # # @@ -7184,14 +7199,14 @@ $n reminds $mself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. # ~wonder wonder 0 5 5 0 -You wonder about many things... -$n has a look of wonder on $s face. -You wonder about $N's sanity. -$n wonders about $N's sanity. -$n wonders about your sanity. -I can't see that person here, perhaps you need some glasses? -You wonder about your sanity, and so do I! -$n wonders about $s own sanity. +You wonder about many things... +$n has a look of wonder on $s face. +You wonder about $N's sanity. +$n wonders about $N's sanity. +$n wonders about your sanity. +I can't see that person here, perhaps you need some glasses? +You wonder about your sanity, and so do I! +$n wonders about $s own sanity. # # # @@ -7199,38 +7214,38 @@ $n wonders about $s own sanity. # ~worry worry 0 8 8 0 -You can't help but be very worried. -$n can't help but be very worried. -You worry about $N. -$n worries about $N. -$n worries about you. -They're not here, but I'm sure they appreciate the concern. -You can't help but be very worried about yourself. -$n can't help but be very worried about $mself. -$N's $t is very worrying indeed. -$n finds $N's $t very worrying indeed. -$n finds your $t very worrying indeed. -You find $p very worrying indeed. -$n finds $p very worrying indeed. +You can't help but be very worried. +$n can't help but be very worried. +You worry about $N. +$n worries about $N. +$n worries about you. +They're not here, but I'm sure they appreciate the concern. +You can't help but be very worried about yourself. +$n can't help but be very worried about $mself. +$N's $t is very worrying indeed. +$n finds $N's $t very worrying indeed. +$n finds your $t very worrying indeed. +You find $p very worrying indeed. +$n finds $p very worrying indeed. ~worship worship 0 5 0 0 -You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping. -$n starts worshipping nothing at all. -You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply. -$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication. -$n kneels before you in solemn worship. -Uh.. who? They're not here, pal. -You seem sure to have found a true deity..... -$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself. -You fall to your knees and worship $S $t. -$n falls to $s knees and worships $N's $t. -$n falls to $s knees and worships your $t. -You fall to your knees and worship $p. -$n falls to $s knees and worships $p. +You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping. +$n starts worshipping nothing at all. +You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply. +$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication. +$n kneels before you in solemn worship. +Uh.. who? They're not here, pal. +You seem sure to have found a true deity..... +$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself. +You fall to your knees and worship $S $t. +$n falls to $s knees and worships $N's $t. +$n falls to $s knees and worships your $t. +You fall to your knees and worship $p. +$n falls to $s knees and worships $p. ~wrong wrong 0 8 8 0 -You couldn't find the right if your life depended on it. -$n couldn't find the right social if $s life depended on it. +You couldn't find the right if your life depended on it. +$n couldn't find the right social if $s life depended on it. # # # @@ -7244,29 +7259,29 @@ $n couldn't find the right social if $s life depended on it. # ~yawn yawn 0 5 0 0 -You yawn broadly. -$n yawns from exhaustion. -You yawn sleepily at $N. -$n yawns sleepily at $N. -$n yawns sleepily at you. Are you really that boring? -No one with that name is present. -You cause yourself to yawn! You truly are a dull person. -$n yawns at $mself. Talk about dull! -You yawn at $S $t suggestively. -$n yawns at $N's $t sleepily. -$n yawns at your $t sleepily. -You yawn at $p sleepily. -$n yawns at $p sleepily. +You yawn broadly. +$n yawns from exhaustion. +You yawn sleepily at $N. +$n yawns sleepily at $N. +$n yawns sleepily at you. Are you really that boring? +No one with that name is present. +You cause yourself to yawn! You truly are a dull person. +$n yawns at $mself. Talk about dull! +You yawn at $S $t suggestively. +$n yawns at $N's $t sleepily. +$n yawns at your $t sleepily. +You yawn at $p sleepily. +$n yawns at $p sleepily. ~yayfor yayfor 1 5 0 0 -Yay for whom? +Yay for whom? # -You cry out, 'Yay for $N!' -$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' -$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' and you feel special. -You could if that person were here. -No one else appreciates you. You cry out, 'Yay for me!' -$n cries out, 'Yay for me!' since no one else was going to. +You cry out, 'Yay for $N!' +$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' +$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' and you feel special. +You could if that person were here. +No one else appreciates you. You cry out, 'Yay for me!' +$n cries out, 'Yay for me!' since no one else was going to. # # # @@ -7274,8 +7289,8 @@ $n cries out, 'Yay for me!' since no one else was going to. # ~yes yes 1 5 8 0 -You give out a polite, 'Yes.' -$n gives out a polite, 'Yes.' +You give out a polite, 'Yes.' +$n gives out a polite, 'Yes.' # # # @@ -7289,44 +7304,44 @@ $n gives out a polite, 'Yes.' # ~yodel yodel 0 5 0 0 -You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears. -$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone. -You yodel at $N. -$n yodels in $N's ear. Yodelayheehoo! -$n yodels in your ear -- Yodelayheehoo! -Heh heh, your victim seems to have fled -- very wise. -Yodelayheehoo! -$n yodels quietly to $mself. -You yodel to $S $t. -$n yodels to $N's $t. -$n yodels to your $t. -You yodel to $p. -$n yodels to $p. +You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears. +$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone. +You yodel at $N. +$n yodels in $N's ear. Yodelayheehoo! +$n yodels in your ear -- Yodelayheehoo! +Heh heh, your victim seems to have fled -- very wise. +Yodelayheehoo! +$n yodels quietly to $mself. +You yodel to $S $t. +$n yodels to $N's $t. +$n yodels to your $t. +You yodel to $p. +$n yodels to $p. ~zaps zaps 0 5 0 0 -You summon zeke and strike the ground with it. -$n summons zeke and strikes the ground with it. -You summon zeke and zap the hell out of $N. -$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of $N. -$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of you! You feel fried. -Zap who? -That HURT! Didn't your mother teach you better? -$n screams in pain as $e zaps $mself. -You zap $S $t. -$n zaps $N's $t. -$n zaps your $t. -In a bout of frustration, you bring down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. -Looking very frustrated, $n brings down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. +You summon zeke and strike the ground with it. +$n summons zeke and strikes the ground with it. +You summon zeke and zap the hell out of $N. +$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of $N. +$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of you! You feel fried. +Zap who? +That HURT! Didn't your mother teach you better? +$n screams in pain as $e zaps $mself. +You zap $S $t. +$n zaps $N's $t. +$n zaps your $t. +In a bout of frustration, you bring down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. +Looking very frustrated, $n brings down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. ~zip zip 0 8 8 0 -You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! -You zip $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips your mouth shut - zzzzzip! -Unzip your eyelids, they're not here! -You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! +You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! +You zip $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips your mouth shut - zzzzzip! +Unzip your eyelids, they're not here! +You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! # # # diff --git a/lib/text/credits b/lib/text/credits index bf05365..1af8635 100644 --- a/lib/text/credits +++ b/lib/text/credits @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ (lib/text/credits) - C I R C L E M U D 3 . 5 + C I R C L E M U D CircleMUD was developed from DikuMUD (Gamma 0.0) by Jeremy "Ras" Elson at diff --git a/lib/text/handbook b/lib/text/handbook index 068b9b6..872cdd8 100644 --- a/lib/text/handbook +++ b/lib/text/handbook @@ -1,9 +1,9 @@ -(lib/text/handbook) - -This is the immortal handbook and should contain guidelines for immortals. - -Right now it doesn't say anything particularly useful -- bug the higher-ups -to write their policies here. - -The Builder Academy tutorial zone begins in room 3. @RGOTO 3@n to begin your -training. \ No newline at end of file +(lib/text/handbook) + +This is the immortal handbook and should contain guidelines for immortals. + +Right now it doesn't say anything particularly useful -- bug the higher-ups +to write their policies here. + +The Builder Academy tutorial zone begins in room 3. @RGOTO 3@n to begin your +training. diff --git a/lib/text/help/help.hlp b/lib/text/help/help.hlp index e1b8909..d2c50bf 100644 --- a/lib/text/help/help.hlp +++ b/lib/text/help/help.hlp @@ -1,247 +1,88 @@ -! ^ ! +LIMITS ZCHECK STANDARDS OBJ-LIMITS OBJECT-LIMITS ZONE-LIMITS OEDIT-LIMITS OEDIT-STANDARDS -Use ! to repeat the last command typed at the keyboard. +OBJECT STANDARDS: +|Applies Type |Maximum | Minimum | +|================================================== +|Str, Dex, Int, Wis, Con, Cha | 3 | -5 | +|Class | Do not use. | +|Level | Do not use. | +|Age | 10 | -10 | +|Weight | 50 | 1 | +|Cost | 1000 | 1 | +|Hitpoints, Mana, Movement | 50 | -50 | +|Gold | Do not use. | +|Experience | Do not use. | +|Armor Class Values | 10 | -10 | +|Armor Class Applies^ | 10 | -10 | +|Hitroll & Damroll | 5 | -5 | +|Saving_throws^ | 2 | -2 | +|Weapon Damage | 50 | 1 | +|================================================== +^These applies should be negative to benefit the player. -Use ^ to replace a string from the last command with a new string. The -syntax is the same as in csh: "^old-string^replacement" +MOBILE STANDARDS: See @RMEDIT STANDARDS@n -Examples: + Never use outrageously large numbers. This will crash stock OLC. There are +limits on TBA to prevent crashes. But, it is just a waste of time to set large +numbers or applies that unbalance the game. You will be made to fix them if you +want your zone used or approved. + Zcheck (level 32+) checks a zone for these and other standards. - > tell rasmusse Hi there, how are you? - No-one by that name here. +See also: DAMAGE, POSITIONS +#31 +LEVELS - > ^rasmusse^Rumble - You tell Rumble, 'Hi there, how are you?' - - > ^you^you doing^ - You tell Rumble, 'Hi there, how are you doing?' - -See also: ALIAS +Usage: level + level + level + + The level command lists the experience required to attain all levels in the +game. The level command followed by a number shows the required experience for +the level above and below the argument. The level command with a number range +will show experience required within the given range. #0 -%ASOUND% OASOUND MASOUND WASOUND ASOUND +CONTROL-WEATHER -%asound% - - The message is sent to all surrounding rooms. +Usage : cast 'control weather' <'better' | 'worse'> +Accumulative: Yes -Trigger Intended Assignment: Rooms -Trigger Type: Random , Numeric Arg: 10, Arg list: None -Commands: - %asound% You hear a blood chilling howl from nearby. +This spell will change the "course" of the current weather. -See Examples: @RTSTAT 7505, 154@n +Example: + + > cast 'control wea' worse +See also: %WEATHER%, WEATHER #31 -%AT% WAT MAT OAT %MAT% %WAT% %OAT% +IS-NPC NPCS IS_NPC ISNPC -%at% +This is short for is non-player-character (mob). - Using %at% will perform the command in the room where target is found. - -Example: @RTSTAT 19, 20@n +See also: MEDIT-NPC-FLAGS #31 -%DAMAGE% ODAMAGE MDAMAGE WDAMAGE TRIGEDIT-DAMAGE TRIGEDIT-ROOM-DAMAGE TRIG-DAMAGE +TEDITOR -%damage% %victim% amount +Usage: tedit [file] - Cause amount points of damage to victim. The amount can be negative, to -create a healing effect. +Allows editing of text files online. Files available to be edited: -%damage% %actor% -20 - cause 20 points of healing -%damage% %actor% 20 - cause 20 points damage -%damage% %actor% %random.20% - cause 1-20 points damage randomly +credits news motd imotd greetings help ihelp +info background handbook policies wizlist immlist -eval stunned %actor.hitp% - evaluate all hitpoints and then damage -%damage% %actor% %stunned% - leaving the player stunned, but will recover - -eval num_hitp %actor.hitp%/2 - calculate half of hitpoints and then damage -%damage% %actor% %num_hitp% - -Example: @RTSTAT 16, 51, 3008@n - -See also: DAMAGE, GUNS, DEATH +Perhaps you meant @RHELP TRIGEDIT@n #31 -%DOOR% WDOOR ODOOR MDOOR TRIGEDIT-EXIT TRIG-EXIT TRIGEDIT-DOORS TRIGEDIT-MENU-DOORS SECRET-DOORS TRIG-DOOR %EXIT% +CLSOLC -%door% < direction> < field> [value] +Usage: CLSOLC - Used for adding, deleting, and modifying doors in room vnum. Direction -determines which door is being changed, and can be north, south, east, west, -up, or down. If the door does not exist first, a new door will be created. -Field is what property of the door is being changed. Valid fields are: +Clears the screen just before you enter the main OLC menu. -purge - remove the exit in the direction specified - no value needed -description - value will become the new exit description -flags - value will be the new door flags bitvector as defined here: - a - Exit is a door that can be opened and closed. Default is open - b - The door is closed. - c - The door is locked. - d - The door is pick-proof. -key - value is the vnum of the key to the door in this direction. -name - value is the name of the door in the specified direction. -room - value is the vnum of the room this direction leads to - -Example: @RTSTAT 17, 23603@n +See Also: TOGGLE #31 -%ECHO% %ECHOAROUND% %SEND% TRIG-SEND %ZONEECHO% ZONEECHO ZONECHO %ZONECHO% ZECHOAROUND ECHOAROUND OECHO WECHO MECHO OECHOAROUND WECHOAROUND MECHOAROUD OSEND WSEND MSEND ZONECHO RECHO %ZECHO% ZSOUND MECHOAROUND MZONEECHO MRECHO +EDITORS -%echo% - Message is sent to all non-sleeping characters in the same room that this -trigger is executing in. - -%echoaround% - Message will be sent to all characters in the room with victim, except for -the victim. - -%send% - Message will be sent to the victim only. - -%zoneecho% - Zoneecho echoes message to the entire zone. room vnum should be any vnum in - the zone you wish to echo to. 13400 would echo in zone 134. - -To send a blank line use: %send% %actor% \ -NOTE: When used with mobs make sure the mobs can see the players. - i.e not blind, set INFRA, DET_INVIS. - -Example: @RTSTAT 18@n - -See also: %ASOUND% -#31 -%FOLLOWER% TRIG-FOLLOW MFOLLOW %MASTER% MASTER %SELF.FOLLOWER% %SELF.MASTER% %FOLLOW% - -mfollow - - The mobile will begin following the victim without the revealing "starts -following you" message. A silent follow. - -mfollow %actor% - -Examples: @RTSTAT 57508, 40, 39@n - -See also: GROUPS -#31 -%FORCE% OFORCE WFORCE MFORCE TRIGEDIT-FORCE TRIG-FORCE - -%force% - - Force the victim to perform a particular command. Cannot be made to force -level 32 and above. - - This little trigger teleports the actor to another place when he enters the -room. It then makes him look to see the description. - -Trigger Intended Assignment: Rooms -Trigger Type: Enter , Numeric Arg: 100, Arg list: None -Commands: -wait 1 s -%echo% A powerful force drags you down. -%teleport% %actor% 3001 -%force% %actor% look - -#31 -%LOAD% OLOAD MLOAD WLOAD - -%load% [name [position]] - - This command loads a mob or object into the game. No-take objects loaded to -an actor will load to the room. NO_RENT objects can not be loaded. - -load an object to room: %load% obj 1300 -load a mob to room : %load% mob 1300 -load obj to player inv: %load% obj 1300 %actor% inv -equip obj to player : %load% obj 1300 %actor% waist - -Obj Example: @RTSTAT 94@n -Mob Example: @RTSTAT 81@n - -See also: POSITIONS, CHAR-VAR -#31 -%NEXT_IN_ROOM% CHAR_VAR TRIG-FIELDS %ACTOR.SEX% ACTOR.SEX %ACTOR.HITPOINTS% %ACTOR.HP% %ACTOR.HITP% %HIS% IS_FIGHTING %FIGHTING% ACTOR.FIGHTING %ACTOR.FIGHTING% IN_ROOM IS_ROOM POS() HISHER %MASTER% %SELF.MASTER% %FOLLOWER.NAME% PVAR %HISHER% %SEX% - -See @RHELP CHAR-VAR@n -#31 -%PURGE% OPURGE MPURGE WPURGE - -%purge% - - Purge removes objects or mobs from the game. If no argument is given, then -all objects and mobs in the room will be removed. If there is an argument, -only that mob or object will be purged. Players can not be purged. - -Examples: - %purge% %self% - %purge% %actor.inventory(1300)% - %purge% %actor.eq(hold)% - -When purging objects make sure the object exists. If it does not the room will -be purged: - -if %actor.inventory(700)% - %purge% %actor.inventory(700)% -end - -Example: @RTSTAT 1375, 6300@n - -See also: POSITIONS -#31 -%ROOM.CONTENTS% ROOM.CONTENTS - -See @RHELP ROOM-VAR@n -#31 -%TELEPORT% WTELEPORT OTELEPORT MTELEPORT PORTALS %TRANSPORT% TRIG-TELEPORT - -Stock tbaMUD does not have an object type portal. This is instead done with -trigedit. - - %teleport% - - Teleport moves the victim to the target. The victim does not need to be in -the same room as the mob. If the victim is 'all', all the characters in the -room will be teleported to the target room. No messages are generated by this -command. - -%teleport% all 17401 -%teleport% %actor% 1300 - -PORTAL EXAMPLES: - OBJ: @RTSTAT 100@n - ROOM: @RTSTAT 101@n - MOB: @RTSTAT 102@n - -See also: MGOTO, TELEPORT -#31 -%TRANSFORM% MTRANSFORMS OTRANSFORMS TRANSFORMS MORPHS MTRANSFERS TRIG-MOB-TRANSFORM - -%transform% - - This command causes the executing mob or object to transform into another -mob or object, based on the vnum argument supplied. The transformation is -permanent, though additional transformations may be performed. No message -regarding the transformation is sent to the room. The new mob or object will -have the same trigger as the original, rather than any trigger normally assigned -to the new, and no load trigger will be executed. - - Mobs - The hit points, max hit points, position, gold, and experience value -will remain those of the original mob but all other statistics and descriptions -will be those of the new mob. (The new mob can be made to have all of its normal -statistics by using a negative vnum.) Only mobiles may use this command (naturally). - - Objects - Based on the vnum argument supplied. The four basic values will -remain those of the original mob but all other statistics and descriptions will -be those of the new object. The transformation is permanent, additional -transformations may be performed. No message regarding the transformation is -sent to the room. The new object will have the same trigger as the originating -object, rather than any trigger normally assigned to the new object, and no -load trigger will be executed. - -Example: @RTSTAT 21, 1370@n -#31 - COMMAND> TOPICS - - You took me too literally. I want you to type help , as in topic -being something like newbie. So you should type @RHELP NEWBIE@n to learn more -about being a newbie here. + Editors are what builders use to create their worlds. +See also: OLC, REDIT, OEDIT, MEDIT, ZEDIT, SEDIT, TRIGEDIT, TEXT-EDITOR #31 @@ @@ -260,83 +101,6 @@ in trigedit. See also: COLORCODES #31 -ABBREVIATIONS ABBREVS - - We have added abbreviations so you do not have to type everything exactly as -it appears. This also means that when you enter keywords in OLC you do not have -to list all forms. i. e. the keyword rumble could be used to cover anyone who -types rumble rumbl rumb rum ru. - -#31 -AC-CONFIDENCE ARMOR-CLASS ARMOUR-CLASS AC-APPLY - - Your Armor Class (often called AC) is an expression for how good your armor -is at protecting you. When you don armor, any AC apply that armor has is -subtracted from your standard (naked) AC value, modified depending on where on -the body you are wearing the armor. Some items have a special bonus, and -subtract from the AC directly. Negative AC is better. Modifiers: Body X3, -head and legs X2. - -See also: MEDIT-AC -#31 -AC-CONFIDENCE ARMOR-CLASS ARMOUR-CLASS AC-APPLY - - Your Armor Class (often called AC) is an expression for how good your armor -is at protecting you. When you don armor, any AC apply that armor has is -subtracted from your standard (naked) AC value, modified depending on where on -the body you are wearing the armor. Some items have a special bonus, and -subtract from the AC directly. Negative AC is better. - -#0 -ACRONYMS TERMINOLOGY - -Here are some common terms used in building, and TBA zone: - -OLC: On-Line-Creation, the ability to create rooms, mobs, objects, - shops, and triggers on-line. -Desc: Short for description. -Flag: A bit-vector that tells the mud that a particular monster, - object, or room has a certain quality. (i.e. Dark, Magic, - Aggressive) This will be explained more later. -Mob: Mobile. A monster. -Obj: Object. -VNUM: An obj, mob, room, shop, or triggers unique identification number. - Stands for Virtual Number. -Zone: Used synonymously with area. -Trigger: Used synonymously with script. -TBA: The Builder Academy. -PC: Player Character. Not a mob. -NPC: Non Player Character. Mobs. - -#31 -ACTOR.INVENTORY %ACTOR.INVENTORY% %INVENTORY% TRIG-INVENTORY TRIGEDIT-INVENTORY - -%actor.inventory()% - -Returns the id of the first item in the actors inventory or the id of the first -object with vnum in the subfield. If the actor doesn't have the item an empty -string is returned. * checks for any inventory. - - -Examples: @RTSTAT 94, 19537@n. - -See also: TRIG-EQ, %PURGE%, %LOAD%, CHAR-VAR -#31 -ADVANCE DEMOTE - -Usage: advance [target] - - Advance moves a player to a new level. If used to promote a player to an -immortal level, and if you have the autowiz program installed, the wizlist and -immlist will automatically be recreated. - Advance can also be used to demote players. - -Example: - > advance Rumble 34 - > advance Rumble 1 - -See also: SET, PROMOTION -#31 AEDIT-MENU ACTION-EDITOR ACREATE SOCIAL-EDITOR Syntax: aedit @@ -360,108 +124,329 @@ $p object See also: ASTAT, SOCIALS, AUTOSAVE #31 -AFK +VNUMS FIND-ITEM VNUM-OBJ VNUM-MOBILES -Usage : afk +Usage: vnum { room | obj | mob | trig } -Lets other players know you will be away from the keyboard. The (AFK) flag will -be displayed in your prompt and under who after your name and title. When you -come back from AFK you will be notified if you have mail waiting. - -See also: TOGGLE, WHO -#0 -AGE - -How old your character is. Your age begins at creation and continues whether -you are logged in the MUD or not. - -#0 -ALIAS-EXAMPLES - - To set up aliases to use older tbaMUD building commands: - -alias poofin set self poofin $* -alias poofout set self poofout $* -alias poofs score -alias cheat return -alias mail at postmaster mail $* -alias history history all - -See also: ALIASES -#31 -ALIASES - -Usage: alias [alias name] [command] - -An alias is a single command used to represent one or more other commands. -The ALIAS command can be used to manipulate your character's aliases. Type -ALIAS alone to see a list of your currently defined aliases. - - > alias - -Type ALIAS to create a new alias. The alias name must -be one word. The command can be any string. Aliases may not be nested or -used recursively. Any command may be overridden by an alias (other than the -ALIAS command itself, of course). - - > alias gbb get bread bag - > alias gac get all corpse - -Type ALIAS to delete an alias that has already been defined. - - > alias gbb - -A semicolon (";") can be used to define multiple actions to be taken with -a single alias. - - > alias eat get bread bag; eat bread - -Note that the 'eat' contained within the eat alias is interpreted as the MUD's -internal eat command; aliases may not be nested or used recursively. The -variables $1, $2, ... $9 may be used to represent arguments given with -an alias. + Returns a list of the virtual numbers of the room, object, mobile, or trig +which have the specified keyword. Examples: - > alias killem cast 'fireball' $1; cast 'harm' $2 - > killem fido mage + > vnum obj ring + 1. [ 904] a platinum ring + 2. [ 203] a seashell ring + 3. [ 2588] a small emerald ring -Would cast fireball on fido, followed by casting harm on mage. Variables -may be used repeatedly and in any order: + > vnum mob dragon + 1. [ 1] Puff + 2. [ 908] the dragon turtle + 3. [ 208] the Master of Illusions - > alias helpem cast 'heal' $1; cast 'bless' $1; cast 'armor' $1 +See also: VSTAT, TSTAT, VIRTUAL-NUMBERS, LOAD +#31 +JEWELS GEMSTONES MINERALS DIAMONDS -The special variable $* represents the entire input line after an alias: +Jewels: http://www.allaboutjewels.com/jewel/glossary/ +Gems and Minerals: http://www.minerals.net/index.htm - > alias tr tell Rumble $* - > tr hi there, how are you today? - You tell Rumble, 'hi there, how are you today?' +#31 +HIDDEN-DOORS . HIDDEN-EXITS HIDDEN-ROOMS HIDDEN-OBJECTS HIDDEN-MOBS SECRETS UNSEEN -A quick note on some possible problems with aliases: -Several MUD client capture semi-colons for their own new-line so they are not -sent to the MUD. For Zmud click on the computer on the bottom right of the -screen to disable text-parsing. Here is one of my many aliases. They are a -life-saver. Everyone should learn how to use them well. - -all tlist $1;slist $1;olist $1;mlist $1;rlist $1; + Hidden objects and mobs are not listed in the room descriptions but are still +present and may be acted upon by players. + This is done by starting the l-desc with a period (.). Unless a player has +holylight on they will not be able to see it. To make things easier please +please include the keyword "hidden" on the object or mobile. -I would type "all 13" to list everything in zone 13. I use this to check what -people have done with their zone. +.This is a hidden object/mob. This long description can only be seen with holylight. +This normal description can be seen by anyone. -See also: ^ -#0 -ALIGNMENT GOOD NEUTRAL EVIL %ACTOR.ALIGN% %ALIGN% %ALIGNMENT% +To make hidden exits or secret doors use trigedit. - Different characters and mobs have different alignments depending upon their -way of life. Because of this, they may be aggressive or friendly depending on -the mix. Some objects cannot be used by certain alignments. For mobs alignment -ranges from: +See also: %DOOR% +#31 +REPORT-EXAMPLE - -1000 to -350 Evil - -350 to 350 Neutral - 350 to 1000 Good +The following is Justo's monthly builder's report update. These are not required, +but encouraged. Justo's zone is the most in-depth and well planned zone I have +ever seen. I have never seen anyone put so much work into a zone. Kudos to Justo. +I am saving this because I would like everyone to use Justo's work as an +outstanding example of how a builder should develop and plan a full zone. + + * * * * Midgaard Mail System * * * * +Date: Sun Oct 13 10:33:59 2002 + To: rumble +From: justo + What I've been doing in Zone 151 : + 1) Connected existing street system with Zone 82. + 2) Have been zediting doors to remain closed. + 3) Improved keywords on several mobs. + 4) Added the appropriate extra descs to 15 objects. ( Still wish it would not + say " A bottle of tequila of whisky." That is annoying. + 5) Fixed up some of the shops...shop 15102 is still a problem...but its + finally functioning which is an improvement. + 6) Erased old quest triggers that are not in phase with my current concept + for how the Zone should operate. Built some new ones that do conform + to the new concept ( I'll explain that shortly. ). + 7) Built a realistic blunderbuss with your appreciated help. + 8) Edited some of the Intro stuff in rooms 15100-15102. + * My original plan was to create something which people could actually + use to mud in the classical sense. But, I've rethought that a little. + Since everyone comments that Tejas 1820 is unique...and maybe a bit + alien, I've decided to make it into a more educationally-oriented + environment by setting up "sector guide" mobs which interact with + players and provide descriptive/directional info. The player asks + for help and those mobs provide it as best they can. + I'll also be adding one hack n' slash area for players to do + their usual thing...a Cantina. I'd initially intended to put + in some authentic desert wilderness around my San Juan Bautista + fort where players could go out and interact with the Apache + there and try to survive, but I'd rather allocate that Zone 82 + space to completing my town. I think that adding wilderness + ( actual frontier wildlands ) is going to require a third Zone + when I get that far along. + As for the educational "sector guide" mobs...my big dilemma is + trying to figure out just what the players might want to know about + Tejas 1820. I can Speech trigger those mobs...but what would a + player bother to ask them ? All of them are ICly-justified + bilinguals or multilinguals in varying degrees of proficiency. + But, I need more feedback on what players would like to know about + the Zone environment. + Maybe the way to go is to set up little instructional Quests for + the players. I might attempt that again. + Before we had a Ranger player that went around with a char and + tested the Zones. What have we got in that regard now ? + Justo's Monthly Zone report + +#31 +DATE AM PM + +Usage: date + + Shows the current real time. (Not a social) + +#31 +DC + +Usage: dc + + DC (DisConnect) is used to disconnect a socket. If used on a playing socket, +the player will lose his/her link, but, unlike PURGE, will not extract the +player or dump the player's inventory on the ground. DC is also useful for +disconnecting people who have accidentally left themselves at the main menu, +or connections sitting in the "Get name" state. + +See also: USERS +#31 +SPECIALS SPEC-PROC SPECIAL-PROCEDURES SPECPROC SPEC_PROC + + Special procedures are used to allow certain complex functions to rooms, +mobs, and objects. They are written by coders and are normally not created +by builders. If you have something you wish to assign a special procedure to +talk it over with a coder. The most common special procedures include: +Postmasters, banks, guildmasters, pet shops, and boards. If your zone requires +any of the above mudmail your coder after your zone is complete. + Most of the things possible through special procedures can now be done +through trigedit. + +To create a postmaster make a mob, set one of the keywords as "postmaster," set +the NPC flag SPEC, and load it to the room via zedit. + +To create a bank make an object, set it to type OTHER, add keyword "bank" and +load it to the room via zedit. + +In all cases special procedures need to be added in by a coder. Once your zone +is complete mudmail your coder. + +See also: POSTMASTER, PETSHOPS, BANKS, GUILDMASTER, BOARDS +#31 +WORK + + Most new builders underestimate how much work it takes to build a good zone. +Do not expect to finish everything to perfection in one week. Do not plan a +500 room metropolis as your first zone. The typical new builder will start a +grand project only to find themselves over their head with work after two +weeks with no end in sight. The result is almost always a sloppy, hastily +finished product or a perpetually unfinished one. Either way the builder ends +up discouraged and their zone is unusable. To prevent this from happening all +you have to do is PLAN. The more time you spend planning the easier time you +will have building. There is nothing worse than making half a zone and then +running out of ideas. You then have to start making more ideas up and they +will not fit well into the zone. + +See also: PLANNING +#31 +PLANNING + + There is a wide range of mistakes that builders can make when starting a new +zone. Zones that have had extensive planning before creation avoid most of +these mistakes. + Do you know the MUD? Most MUDs are meant for role-players. Do you know what +the environment of the MUD is? Have you looked at the zones others have built? +I would suggest playing a mortal to at least level 10 before attempting to +build anything to get a feel for the realm. Most importantly, have you read the +background story? I was amazed at how few people read the background story. +MUDs have themes, and it will always benefit you and the MUD to follow them. +The best builders come to a MUD saying "I can build anything, what does the +MUD need?" + The first thing to do when sitting down to build a zone is just that - sit +down and think about it. A zone should always start out on paper long before +it reaches a MUD. Every zone starts with an idea or a spark. From there, +develop it. Pay attention to what kind of zone theme you want to create. Is it +meant to be generic hack and slash experience zone? A wealthy populace to fill +the player's purse with gold? A quest for a special item? The possibilities are +limited only by your imagination. The important thing to remember is that zones +are built for players. Ask yourself, would you want to play in this zone? + To help brainstorm I suggest you check out the many different zones +available on TBA. All zones are required to have a zone description room in +the first vnum of the zone. Goto 1900, 2700, 2900, 20000, 14500, or 15100 for +some good examples. Feel free to look at any of the other zones listed under +show zone. Beware, some may be unfinished and poor examples. + Assign VNUMs to your rooms/mobs/objects beforehand and write them down. Do +not try and remember every VNUM you used mentally. Make lists of your mobs and +objects. You can always add to the list later. After you have done all this +you will already have a huge head start on your zone. Planning will pay off in +the long run. + All in all, the best way to make an area interesting is to use variety, +intelligence, and imagination in building. Try to imagine what it would be +like for you to walk through and what you might try looking at or doing, and +then try to incorporate that into your area. Show your area to others and take +their advice. By taking all of this extra effort in creating your area, you +will be rewarded by leaving a lasting memory of your area in the minds of many +players. do not let your area fall by the unfinished wayside! Work on it a +little every day, even if it is only one or two rooms worth of work. Likewise, +do not fill space by just making more of the same mob or duplicate room +descriptions. Take your time and do a thorough job, not one that is only +superficially good. + It is recommended that you write out your descriptions on some kind of text +editor or word processor on your own computer before putting them on a MUD. +You can then cut and paste your descriptions in as needed. The advantage to +this method is that if you accidentally wipe out your work on the MUD you will +have a ready backup. Be careful cutting and pasting to the MUD; if you send too +much text at once you will be disconnected. + +See also: WORK, CARTOGRAPHY, LOCATION, THEME, PLOT, SIZE, ALIGN, BIAS +#31 +CARTOGRAPHY + + The reasons behind mapping are simple. It solidifies what you are planning +to build into MUD terms. also, though final products rarely are an exact copy +of the map, they provide a concrete reference for you to look at when the +builder's block question rears its ugly head "Hmm, what do I build next?" +Lastly, not all players have nifty clients especially made for MUDding with +automappers, etc. We would not want those poor unfortunate souls to be at +more of a disadvantage than they have to be... and maps are highly important +to knowing a MUD, even if you keep them all in your head as a few players do. + A specific map is required so that the rooms can be linked together in a +way that makes sense geographically. It is the most annoying thing to be +playing a MUD whose rooms are not geographically correct. A very important +aspect of each room is the position of other rooms in relation to it. Great +care should be given to making the rooms link logically. A player who moves +north, east, south, west should find themselves back in the same room from +which they started. Having an area geometrically correct makes it much easier +for a player to visualize it, and thus increases their enjoyment of it. + +See also: AUTOMAP, TBAMAP, ASCII +#31 +LOCATIONS + + It is very important to know where an area is going to fit in with the world +before it is written. This may seem very obvious, but it is a painful truth +that many people make areas without regard for where they will be placed on the +MUD. A character should not be walking around in an idyllic happy forest and +suddenly come upon an arctic wilderness. Likewise a character should not +venture a couple steps outside a main human city and find themselves in an +ancient elven homeland. Plan where your new area is going to go and make sure +it does not grievously conflict with surrounding terrain, climate, politics, +mythology, and races. + The best thing to do, of course, is to integrate your zone seamlessly with +the rest of the world rather than allowing for one connecting point and sealing +the zone off from its surroundings in all other directions. It is not easy to +do this, and it is not always even possible. But it is worth spending some time +working on the rooms that link the zone as you first conceived it. + If it is a city, the main gates probably are going to open out onto an +existing road, not into the middle of a forest. Give some thought to using a +few rooms to link the "main" part of your area to a spot that is already in the +MUD (be creative - as well as roads and pathways, there are waterways and other +means to reach places). If it is more of a wilderness-type area, then the way +it links might be a bit more vague, and it might link in more than one place - +when was the last time you saw a forest, field, or desert that could only be +reached in one way? As important as where the zone should begin is where it +should end. A city or even a village might have walls and a logical "edge," +but if you are working with wilderness or even just the surroundings beyond +the city itself, it is hard to know where and how to draw the boundaries. +Natural formations seem like the perfect answer -- rivers, mountains, and so +on -- BUT (and I think this is a huge but) the problem with these is that they +are extremely prominent geographical features and are not a good "throwaway" +solution. + If you are writing forest room upon forest room and think you will never get +to the end, do not just write in an insurmountable mountain range or a +gratuitous river. That will lead to questions like, "What is on the other +side of the mountains, and why can not I approach them or even see them from +anywhere else?" or "Why did this river suddenly come to an abrupt end as soon +as I left this forest?" Far better is to do something on a smaller scale -- the +trees just get too dense to move on... do not assume that your area has only +one or two points of entry. Try and make your area accessible from at least +two different points, preferably in different directions. Try and leave at +least one possible exit on each "side" of your area in case something needs +to be linked to it later. + TBA allows builders to create whatever their hearts desire and we have no +MUDwide theme. Because of this your zone will be isolated from all others and +should be designed to be added easily into any MUD. For location you should +plan the geographic environment: Forest, tundra, city, port, etc. + +#31 +THEMES + + The theme for an area is its reason to be. A theme can be simple. Like, a +homeland of a few loose-knit families of storm giants. Or, a part of the sea +where a merchant ship from Anon is engaged in battle with a pirate ship. +Themes can, and should be elaborate and include insight into the history of +the zone, how its society and economy work, current plots or conflicts going +on in the area, and how other people in the world view the place. The more +work you put into the theme the better it will be, and the better other areas +will be that build off of it. Discuss your ideas and concepts with others to +help develop them to their fullest. + Zones should be well fleshed out stories that catch the visitors attention +and bring out their curiosity, making them want to stay for more. The +descriptions should be well fleshed out, bringing images into the players +minds, and there should be challenges and tricks that the player will not +expect. + Try and build a mini quest into part of your area so that characters can +do something active rather than feel like aggressive tourists. If you are +building a wilderness area, perhaps include some kind of hidden/trapped +treasure one can find. If you are building a populated area, think about +having some mystery that a player can uncover. Built-in quests make a good +area great. + Another way to make an area interesting is to create some sort of plot line +for it, or a coherent theme, rather than a collection of haphazardly related +rooms. The plot can be complex like infiltrating a castle to garner the war +plans of the evil Lord Zygol, or simple like ridding the caves of goblins, or +anything in between. Often the plot in an area can be advanced by some fairly +simple puzzles or descriptions. This can be done with the help of triggers. + TBA allows you to build anything you would like. Themes could include: +sci-fi, futuristic, medieval, present day, ancient history, Jurassic, western, +Chinese dynasty, etc. + +#31 +ZONE-SIZES SIZES + + Make sure to have some idea of how many rooms total you will use. Make a +definite decision. 20, 40, 80, 100. Try and shoot for a multiple of 20. We +have no minimum amount that we set for a zone in terms of how many rooms. But, +we do limit new builders to only 100 vnums for their first zone. Make a +quality zone and we do not care how many rooms it is. + If this is your first area, keep it small. Even under 50 rooms! You will +soon see this is a fair amount of work and gives you quite a bit of room to +accomplish what you have in mind. Once you have completed something of this +size and are proud of your work, you can always add to it or make another +larger zone later. If this is not your first zone, decide how many rooms you +will need and divide it up into 100 room zones. A cluster of small areas that +get phased in gradually is much better than one gigantic area that is never +completed. Trust us when we tell you a 300-room area will never be finished +without Herculean effort of which most of us are not capable. -See also: ALIGNMENTS #31 ALIGNMENTS @@ -489,1835 +474,51 @@ many layers in between, and these are often more interesting. See also: ALIGN #31 -ANIMATE-DEAD +PLOTS + +The plot of a zone is the main story of the zone. Such as: hack and slash, +rescue the princess, find a precious stone, kill the dragon, or forging a +special weapon. Most builders do not take the possible ecology or economic +effects of an area into account. By this, I do not mean having a mini-model of +an actual ecological environment, but rather having things that make the area +seem more plausible. The best things to put in to make an area more plausible +are useless objects that actually add atmosphere to the area. Food sources for +the mobiles in your area are always necessary to fleshing things out, as are +creating import and export goods for cities, complete with customs houses. + Your zone should have a strong plot that is incorporated throughout. This +can be done by using the different descriptions available. Mobile look +descriptions and extra descriptions such as: trails, scrapings on the wall, +etc. Trash objects can be created that are notes or maps. + When designing your area and the plots within, you should always consider +what kind of player you want playing in your area. Keep the levels and types +in mind (i.e. role-playing, power-MUDder, etc). In doing so, try to have fun +building the area. Make it well rounded and something that you enjoy looking +through afterwards. If you find something you do not like, edit it and change +it until you like it. It is always best to build when you are not bored of the +area, since building when you are bored almost always turns out uninspired and +boring areas. + If you are having problems developing a plot try visualizing a story that +happens in your zone. For example, say a princess is captured somewhere +and her relatives are looking for her. Next, you drop some clues to her +whereabouts by putting conversations in the looked at description of mobiles. +You can set up some mobs so that when you look at them, you get "You strike up +a conversation with the shopkeeper. He chats with you about the rise and fall +of the price of wheat. Looking at the candy jar he sighs. You ask him why, and +he relates a sad tale of how he has not seen a little girl who used to come +into his store in a long time." Granted, this is not as elegant as a trigger, +but not everyone can write them. + The point is that you interpret the looked at description as something more +than just looking, you can view it as a static conversation. You can then go +around the area and throw in a few room extras leaving a trail to where the +princess is. You can also put some extra descriptions on useless items lying +about to indicate where one may find the princess. Once at the princess, you +could have her relay a story of the location of a secret buried treasure in her +looked at description, a nice reward for the rescuing hero. You can set up the +buried treasure in a hidden container with no long description. Give it a +short description of "the ground" so they get the treasure from the ground, +and only know where this object is by the tale of the princess. When your +players stumble upon something like this, they love it. -Usage: cast 'animate dead' corpse - - This spell will harness evil necromancy magic and bring life into a -corpse, creating a zombie. The corpse will do the bidding of its master. - -#0 -ANSI COLOR-LEVEL - -Usage: color [off | sparse | normal | complete] - -If you have a color-capable terminal and wish to see useful color-coding -of information, use the COLOR command to set the level of coloring you see. - - > color off - This command disables all color. - - > color sparse - > color normal - > color complete - -These three commands turn color on to various levels. Experiment to see -which level suits your personal taste. - -'color' with no argument will display your current color level. - -Using color will slow down the speed at which you see messages VERY slightly. -The effect is more noticeable on slower connections. Even if you have -color turned on, non-colorized messages will not be slowed down at all. - -See also: COLOR-SPRAY, COLORCODES -#0 -ANTI - -A flag with anti preceding it means that it cannot be used. Antimage would -not be useable my mages. - -#0 -APOSTROPHES - - The apostrophe is something else that is incorrectly used quite often. Here -are a couple of quick examples to show its uses: - -Fred's sister is Doris. -Correct. This states that Fred has a sister named Doris. -Fred's sisters' dog is named Rover. -Correct. Rover is the dog that belongs to the numerous sisters of Fred. -Fred's sister's dog is named Rover. -Correct. Rover is the dog that belongs to the *single* sister of Fred. - -Fyre asked his writing group about those possessive plurals and here is the -response from his top flight editor who makes her living in Switzerland -doing impressive loads of copyediting. - -"The horses' manes" is correct; the "ess apostrophe ess" form is only used in -proper names: Travis's albums, Maris's pendants - -My source is the Chicago Manual of Style, used in the majority of publishing -houses in the States. - -And another supportive professor of English ... who has won several major -writing awards recently ... - -"the horses' manes" is correct. The possessive form of a plural word -that ends in "S" is formed by adding only an apostrophe. The possessive form -of a plural word that does not end in "S" is formed by adding "apostrophe S," -as in "women's hemlines." - -We rest our case. Now do whatever you want...after all, it is your area. -#31 -APPLICATION APPLY BUILDING LEARNING LESSONS - -To apply for a building position go to: - - @Chttp://tbamud.com/builderapplication@n - -and fill out the application. - -@RGOTO 3@n to enter The Builder Academy. - -See also: OLC, REDIT, MEDIT, OEDIT, ZEDIT, SEDIT, TRIGEDIT, AEDIT - -#0 -AREAS ZONES - -These zones are maintained in the latest tbaMUD format with DG Scripts on -The Builder Academy (TBA) telnet://tbamud.com:9091/ - -These areas include all donated areas from tbaMUD. We are always looking for -new submissions or help on improving the current zones. Please report any bugs, -typos, ideas, or submissions to: - -Rumble -The Builder Academy -tbamud.com 9091 -rumble@@tbamud.com - - This is a listing of the current areas available: - - Area Creator Levels - 1 SANCTUS -- Rumble 1-34 - 2 SANCTUS II -- Rumble 1-34 - 3 SANCTUS III -- Rumble 1-34 - 4 JADE Forest -- Unknown 10-25 - 5 NEWBIE Farm -- Unknown 1-10 - 6 SEA of Souls -- Unknown 10-25 - 7 CAMELOT -- Rumble 20-30 - 9 River Island Of Minos -- Mahatma 4-25 - 15 Straight Path -- Steppin 13-30 - 16 CAMELOT II -- Rumble 20-30 - 17 CAMELOT III -- Rumble 20-30 - 18 NUCLEAR Wasteland -- Rumble 35-40 - 19 SPIDER Swamp -- Detta 15-20 - 20 ARENA -- Rumble 10-20 - 22 TOWER of the Undead -- Rumble 30-35 - 25 High Tower of Magic -- Skylar 1-30 - 26 High Tower Of Magic II -- Skylar 1-30 - 27 MEMLIN Caves -- Detta 17-25 - 30 Northern MIDGAARD -- DikuMUD 1-33 - 31 Southern MIDGAARD -- DikuMUD 1-33 - 32 MIDGAARD -- DikuMUD 1-33 - 33 Three Of Swords -- C.A.W. 5-30 - 35 Miden'Nir -- Copper II 4-10 - 36 Chessboard of Midgaard -- Exxon 6-30 - 40 Mines of Moria -- Redferne 3-13 - 41 Mines of Moria II -- Redferne 3-13 - 44 ORC Camp -- Welcor 3- 7 - 45 Woodland MONASTERY -- Gnoff 12-15 - 46 ANT Hill -- Garrison 3- 7 - 50 Great Eastern Desert -- Rorschach 3-24 - 51 Drow City -- Rorschach 1-25 - 52 City Of Thalos -- Rorschach 3-25 - 53 Great Pyramid -- Andersen 5-30 - 54 New Thalos -- Duke 1-30 - 55 New Thalos II -- Duke 1-30 - 56 New Thalos Wilderness -- Duke 1-30 - 57 ZODIAC -- Gatia 10-14 - 60 Haon-Dor, Light Forest -- Quifael 1- 8 - 61 Haon-Dor, Light Forest II -- Quifael 5-30 - 62 Orc Enclave -- C.A.W. 1-15 - 63 Arachnos -- Mahatma 2-26 - 64 Rand's Tower -- C.A.W. 8-19 - 65 Dwarven Kingdom -- Depeche 3-33 - 70 Sewer, First Level -- Redferne 1-19 - 71 Second Sewer -- Redferne 1-19 - 72 Sewer Maze -- Redferne 1-19 - 73 Tunnels in the Sewer -- Redferne 1-19 - 74 Newbie GRAVEyard -- Jojen 3- 5 - 75 ZAMBA -- Shimmer 14-18 - 79 Redferne's Residence -- DikuMUD 12-26 - 83 GLUMGOLD's Sea -- Meyekul 10-30 - 86 DUKE Kalithorn's Keep -- Destiny 3-14 - 90 OASIS -- Rumble 6- 8 - 96 DOMIAE -- Kas 7-10 - 100 NORTHERN Highway -- Rumble 3- 7 - 101 SOUTH Road -- Unknown 6- 8 - 103 DBZ World -- Taylor 1-34 - 104 Land of ORCHAN -- Taylor 4-34 - 106 ELCARDO -- Daiko 7-14 - 107 Realms of IUEL -- Rumble Santa 3-26 - 115 Monestary OMEGA -- Polar 3- 7 - 117 Los TORRES -- Dysprosic 10-15 - 118 DOLLHOUSE -- Detta 5-10 - 120 Rome -- Onivel 4-34 - 125 HANNAH -- Rhunter 7-10 - 130 Mist MAZE -- Random 20-30 - 140 WYVERN City -- Balm 7-26 - 150 King Welmar's Castle -- CircleMUD 1-33 - 169 Gibberling CAVES -- Tanto 3-10 - 175 CARDINAL Wizards -- Unknown 18-22 - 186 Newbie Zone -- Maynard 1- 7 - 187 CIRCUS -- Wolfgaar Arina 2- 4 - 200 WESTERN Highway -- Talandra 3- 7 - 201 SAPPHIRE Islands -- Elixias all - 220 The Enchanted KITCHEN -- Exa 10-20 - 232 TERRINGHAM -- Ferret 21-24 - 233 DRAGON Plains -- Unknown 15-17 - 234 Newbie SCHOOL -- Ferret 1- 4 - 235 Dwarven MINES -- Unknown 10-14 - 236 ALDIN -- Welcor 10-14 - 237 Dwarven Trade Route -- Welcor 3-10 - 238 CRYSTAL Castle -- Polar Higgins 22-26 - 239 South PASS -- Crysanthia 16-21 - 240 Dun MAURA -- Rumble 7-10 - 241 Starship ENTERPRISE -- Crazyman 26-30 - 242 NEW Midgaard -- Crazyman 3- 7 - 243 Snowy VALLEY -- Crazyman 7-10 - 244 Cooland PRISON -- Crazyman 30 - 245 The NETHER -- Kaan 20 - 246 The NETHER II -- Kaan 20 - 247 GraveYARD -- Rasta 20-24 - 248 ELVEN Woods -- Gbetz 15-17 - 249 JEDI Clan House -- G.Threepwood 30 - 250 DRAGONSPYRE -- Unknown 28-30 - 251 APE Village -- Crazyman 18-22 - 252 Castle of the VAMPYRE -- Kaan 20-30 - 253 WINDMILL -- Kaan 15-17 - 254 Mordecai's VILLAGE -- Kaan 6-30 - 255 SHIPWRECK -- Kaan 8-30 - 256 Lord's KEEP -- Kaan 6-29 - 257 JARETH Main City -- Kaan 1-33 - 258 LIGHT Forest -- Kaan 20 - 259 Haunted MANSION -- Kaan 25-30 - 260 GRASSLANDS -- Kaan 13-16 - 261 Inna & IGOR'S Castle -- Kaan 18-30 - 262 FOREST Trails -- Kaan 7-15 - 263 FARMLANDS -- Kaan 1- 7 - 264 BANSHIDE -- Kaan 30-34 - 265 BEACH and Lighthouse -- Kaan 20-30 - 266 The Realm of Lord ANKOU -- Kaan 25-34 - 267 VICE Island -- Questor 20-25 - 268 VICE Island II -- Questor 20-25 - 269 The Southern DESERT -- Freak 17-20 - 270 WASTELAND -- AsA 12-15 - 271 SUNDHAVEN -- Mercy 1-10 - 272 SUNDHAVEN II -- Mercy 1-10 - 273 Space STATION Alpha -- Magnus 25-30 - 274 SMURFVILLE -- Brett & Andy 4- 8 - 275 New SPARTA -- Naved 1-10 - 276 New SPARTA II -- Naved 1-10 - 277 SHIRE -- Unknown 14-18 - 278 OCEANIA -- Questor 21-24 - 279 NOTRE Dame -- Apollo 10-15 - 280 Living MOTHERBOARD -- Kinesthesia 28-30 - 281 Forest of KHANJAR -- Methem 1- 8 - 282 Infernal Pit of KERJIM -- Raf Blizzard 30-33 - 283 HAUNTED House -- Matt 20-30 - 284 GHENNA -- Nosferatu 30-33 - 285 Descent to Hell II -- Strahd 20-30 - 286 Descent to HELL -- Strahd 20-30 - 287 Ofingia and the GOBLIN Town -- Pippin 1-33 - 288 GALAXY -- Doctor 28-34 - 289 WERITH'S Wayhouse -- Builder_5 of C.A.W. 5-15 - 290 LIZARD Lair Safari -- Matrix of C.A.W. 10-15 - 291 BLACK Forest -- SilverAngel 10-30 - 292 KEROFK -- Amanda Builder_5 of C.A.W. 5-25 - 293 KEROFK II -- Amanda Builder_5 of C.A.W. 5-25 - 294 TRADE Road -- C.A.W 1-18 - 295 Makira's JUNGLE zone -- Martin 5-20 - 296 FROBOZ Factory -- C.A.W 1- 6 - 298 Castle Of DESIRE -- HoneyBear 1-30 - 299 Abandoned CATHEDRAL -- Matrix of C.A.W. 30-34 - 300 ANCALADOR -- Mercutio of C.A.W. 6-20 - 301 CAMPUS -- Matrix of C.A.W. 1-15 - 302 CAMPUS II -- Matrix of C.A.W. 1-15 - 303 CAMPUS III -- Matrix of C.A.W. 1-15 - 304 Temple of the BULL -- Aten 10-15 - 305 CHESSBOARD -- Aten 2-10 - 306 Newbie TREE -- Kaan 1- 9 - 307 CASTLE -- Kaan 21-27 - 308 BARON Cailveh -- Kaan 25-34 - 309 Keep of Baron WESTLAWN -- Kaan 38-99 - 310 GRAYE Area -- Aten 12-30 - 311 Dragon's TEETH -- Kaan 20-30 - 312 LEPER Island -- Kaan 25-30 - 313 Farmlands of OFINGIA -- Kaan 8-15 - 314 X'Raantra's ALTAR of Sacrifice -- Kaan 7-34 - 315 MCGINTEY Business District -- Kaan 1-34 - 316 MCGINTEY Guild Area -- Kaan 25-30 - 317 WHARF -- Kaan 1-34 - 318 DOCK Area -- Kaan 1-34 - 319 YLLYNTHAD Sea -- Kaan 20-34 - 320 Yllynthad Sea II -- Kaan 20-34 - 321 Yllynthad Sea III -- Kaan 20-34 - 322 McGintey BAY -- Kaan 20-30 - 323 Caverns of the PALE Man -- Kaan 20-30 - 324 ARMY Encampment -- Kaan 12-23 - 325 REVELRY -- Kaan 6-30 - 326 Army PERIMETER -- Kaan 8-30 - 345 ASYLUM for the Insane -- Duluth 6-10 - -Zone names CAPITALIZED are accessed by teleporter. i.e. "teleport sanctus" -Uncapitalized zones are linked through a capitalized zone. -Teleporter Trigger: 99 - -The above world includes: (as of Dec 2006): - 9375 mobiles 3456 prototypes - 9204 objects 4235 prototypes - 11505 rooms 185 zones - 1075 triggers - -If you wish to see what standards we have used to balance these zones just stop -by TBA or see the help files on OBJ-LIMITS, MOB-LIMITS. - -Thanks to everyone who has donated their time and effort. - -See also: STOCK, TELEPORTER -#0 -ARMOR - -Usage : cast 'armor' [target] -Accumulative: No -Duration : 24 Hours -Level : Mage level 4, Cleric level 1. - -The Armor spell will improve your AC by 2. - -See also: AC -#0 -ASCII-ART ART - - @G ___ ____ - /' --;'/ ,-_\ @Y\ | / - @G/ / --@yo@G\ @yo@G-\ \\ @Y--(_)-- - @G'` ` @y|-|@G `` ' - @y|-| - |-|@mO - @y|-@m(\,__ - @Y..@y|-|@m\--@M,\_@Y.... - ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,. - ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, - ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,@n -By Zierk - -Such art is highly recommended and adds flavor to a zone. Specifically, maps are -always helpful to players. - -ASCII Text Generator: -http://www.network-science.de/ascii/ -http://www.degraeve.com/img2txt.php - -See also: TBAMAP, MAPPING -#31 -ASSIST - -Usage: ASSIST - -If Joe is being beaten senseless by a poodle and you feel brave enough to help -him, type ASSIST JOE to hit the poodle. Note that the poodle will keep -hitting Joe; assist only makes you start to fight whomever the person you are -assisting is fighting. - - > assist Joe - -See also: AUTOASSIST, FLEE, KILL, RESCUE -#0 -ASTAT - -Usage : astat - -Allows you to view a social as written in the social editor. Anybody may submit -their own socials for use within the mud. - -See also: AEDIT, SOCIALS -#0 -ATTACH - -Builders working on their trial vnum do not need to learn this command, yet. - -Usage: attach mob {trigger vnum/name} {mob name} [location] - attach obj {trigger vnum/name} {obj name} [location] - attach room {trigger vnum/name} {room vnum} [location] - - Attach lets you attach a trigger to one instance of a mob/obj/room, for -testing or other purposes. The command only attaches the trigger once, -and will not last over a reboot (or crash). - -The 'location' is what number in the triggerlist the trigger will assume. -It is important to first attach a trigger to test before you manually add it -through oedit/medit/redit. - -Examples: -attach room 14500 14520 - Attaches room trigger 14500 to room 14520. -attach mob 1332 Santa - Attaches mob trigger 1332 to mob 1308 (Santa). -attach obj 1480 sword - Attaches obj trigger 1480 to a sword. - -See also: DETACH, TRIG-ATTACH, TRIG-DETACH, OLC, TRIGEDIT, TSTAT, STAT, ROOMFLAGS -#31 -AUCTION GOSSIP GRATS CONGRATULATIONS -Usage: auction - gossip - grats - -These are channels reserved for specific purposes. Messages on these -channels reach everyone who is monitoring them. You must be at least level -three to use these channels. - -These channels should be used accordingly. - -Examples: - - > auction short sword -- minimum bid 100k - > gossip Hey, is that a short sword on your belt or are you happy to see me? - > grats GRATS Detta!!!!!!!! - -See also: TOGGLE, EMOTE, GSAY, HOLLER, NOREPEAT, SAY, SHOUT - -#0 -AUTOASSIST - -Usage: toggle autoassist - - Enables you to automatically assist a fellow group member when they are -attacked without having to manually type "assist." - -See Also: TOGGLE, ASSIST -#0 -AUTOEXITS AUTO-EXITS - -Usage: autoexits - -Toggles the automatic display of currently available exits. Not all -possible exits will be displayed, only those immediately available. -If a door is closed it will not show up as a possible exit. - -See also: TOGGLE -#0 -AUTOGOLD - -Usage: toggle autogold - - Enables you to automatically take the gold from any mob you kill. This will -not take any equipment or objects. - -See Also: TOGGLE, TAKE -#0 -AUTOLOOT - -Usage: toggle autoloot - - Enables you to automatically "take all corpse" from any mob you kill. You -will loot everything, this includes cursed objects, until you can no longer -carry anymore weight. If this happens and you also have autosac enabled the -items you can't pick up will be sacrificed with the mob. - -See Also: TOGGLE, TAKE, SPLIT -#0 -AUTOSACRIFICE SACRIFICE - -Usage: toggle autosac - - Enables you to automatically sacrifice any mob you kill. If you do not have -autoloot and autoloot enabled the objects and gold will also be sacrificed. - -See Also: TOGGLE -#0 -AUTOSPLIT - -Usage: toggle autosplit - - Enables you to automatically split the money from any mob you kill with your -fellow group members. - -See Also: TOGGLE, GROUP -#0 -AUTOWIZ - - This is automatically done whenever someone is advanced to immortal status -to update the wizlist and immlist unless they have NO_WIZ set. - -#31 -BACKDOOR HACKING - - Not a good thing to be searching for help on. Your IP address has been logged -and we will be contacting your service provider. Just Kidding. tbaMUD is -actually very stable. I have never heard of one being hacked except via weak or -compromised passwords. - -#0 -BACKSTAB - -Thief only. - -Backstab is a way to sneak up on a person and attempt to place your dagger -in his back, at exactly the point where it does most damage. A successful -backstab gives a damage multiplier, depending on your level: - -The chance of successfully backstabbing a person depends on how well you -have practiced backstab at your guild. You can always backstab sleeping -people. - -#0 -BALANCE BALANCING - - "Game Balance" is a term that brings a different thing to mind for every -person that hears it. What is most important about game balance is to keep in -mind what each zone is designed for. For example, high-level players, newbies, -or small groups. The objects and monsters found in the area should match the -level, abilities, and needs of the players expected to use the area. Most -players do not like to be given vast treasure with no difficulty in getting -it, but on the other hand, nobody likes to fight the most difficult mob on the -MUD and get nothing for doing it. Zones should not be impossibly hard or -absurdly easy. - Understandably, builders want their zones to be popular, but they sometimes -attempt to achieve this goal by purposefully making their zone unbalanced, -adding powerful weapons or armor with no harmful side-effects or mobiles that -are easy to kill yet give massive numbers of experience points. Such zones are -destined both to become very popular and invariably to bring about the death of -the mud. Every zone, every room, every object, every mob, will be checked -before being implemented into the game. Do not waste everyone's time, (ours for -having to recheck your zone, and yours for having to fix any problems we find) -keep the balance. - -See also: STANDARDS -#31 -BAN UNBAN - -Usage: ban [ ] - unban - - These commands prevent anyone from a site with a hostname containing the -site substring from logging in to the game. You may ban a site to ALL, NEW -or SELECT players. Banning a site to NEW players prevents any new players -from registering. Banning a site to ALL players disallows ANY connections -from that site. Banning a site SELECTively allows only players with site-ok -flags to log in from that site. Ban with no argument returns a list of -currently banned sites. Unban removes the ban. - -Examples: - > ban all whitehouse.gov - > unban ai.mit.edu - -See also: WIZLOCK -#31 -BANKS WITHDRAWING DEPOSITING BALANCES ATM-MACHINES - -Commands to take money out of the bank, put money in the bank, or see how -much money you have in the bank. Can be used at any Bank of Ilniyr. - -Examples: - - > deposit 400 gold - -Deposits 400 gold on your account. - - > withdraw 1000 copper - -Withdraws 1000 copper pieces from your account. - - > balance - -Shows your balance. - - > deposit all - > withdraw all - -Moves all of your money in/out of the bank. - -See also: GOLD, SCORE -#0 -BASH - -Fighters only. - -The success of a bash depends upon how many times you have practiced. To bash -someone is to attempt to 'knock' that person over. If you succeed, you will -inflict minor damage, and cause the victim to fall on its rear. The victim -will be unable to issue any commands for 2 rounds of violence. If you miss -you lose your balance and fall. - -A bash makes you unable to type commands for 2 rounds of violence. - -Note that hitting a person who is resting/sitting will inflict 1.5 * damage. - -See also: KICK, RESCUE -#0 -BITVECTORS NOBITS BITS - - Bitvectors are used within the code to represent certain values or flags. -When no flags are set it is displayed as: NOBITS. These flags include such -things as DARK PEACEFUL INDOORS etc. - - NOBITS means no flags are set. - -#31 -BLEEDING - -This is what happens when you use a color code and do not finish it with @@n -which turns it back to normal color. The term "bleeding" came about when someone -failed to do this and Rumble bashed his head against the wall so many times that -it became a bloody pulp. At least that is the rumor. - -#31 -BLESS - -Usage : cast 'bless' -Accumulative: No -Duration : 6 Hours, permanent for objects. -Level : Cleric level 5. - -Bless on a victim will improve the victims saving throw versus spells -by 1, and furthermore improve the hitroll by 2. - -Bless on an item currently has no defined action. It is only possible -to bless non-evil items, and the object blessed may weigh no more -than five pounds per level of caster. -#0 -BLINDED SOMEONE INVISIBLE WIZINVIS - -There are several conditions that will make you see Someone, the most common -are a wizinvis immortal, an invisible or hidden mortal or a hidden or invisible -mob. When everyone is a Someone, you are either blind or in a dark room without -a light. - -No one can use communication channels anonymously. Names will always be shown -instead of "someone." - -See also: INVIS, VISIBLE -#0 -BLINDNESS - -Usage : cast 'blindness' -Accumulative: No -Duration : 2 hours. -Level : Mage level 9, Cleric level 6. - -Blindness will blind a victim failing its saving throw. -A blinded person will have -4 penalties to hitroll and AC. - -See also: AC -#0 -BOATS SHIPS FERRY TRANSPORTSS - -@RTSTAT 13691@n - -#31 -BOOBS NOASSHOLE TITS IMMORAL - -YES, people have tried to get help on these things... - -#0 -BOTTING ROBOTS BOTS - -The act of using an automated program to play a MUD. - -#0 -BREATHE BREATHING THINKING - - My final words to you as a future builder, remember a few basic things. The -chances you create the biggest are slim. The chances for creating the best are -always there. Finally, this is not a job. This is for your enjoyment and the -satisfaction that when you complete your area that hundreds of players will -walk through the rooms and enjoy what you have created for them. There is never -a rush. Relax, enjoy, learn, and do not forget to breathe. - -#31 -BRIEF - -Usage: brief - -Toggle "brief mode". When in brief mode, you don't see the descriptions of -the room you are in; only the name of the room and the people and objects -there. Unless you're very familiar with the area in which you're traveling, -however, it is not advisable to use this command. Frequently, you will find -small but vital hints in the descriptions of the rooms: An extra peek at your -surroundings could mean the difference between life and death! - -If you explicitly type 'look', you will always see the full room description, -even in BRIEF mode. - -See also: TOGGLE, COMPACT, LOOK -#0 -BUFFERS DEFINES MAXSIZE MAX_SIZE MAXBUFFERS MAX_BUFFERS - -define MAX_SOCK_BUF (24 * 1024) /* Size of kernel's sock buf */ -define MAX_PROMPT_LENGTH 96 /* Max length of prompt */ -define LARGE_BUFSIZE (MAX_SOCK_BUF - GARBAGE_SPACE - MAX_PROMPT_LENGTH) -define MAX_STRING_LENGTH 32768 -define MAX_INPUT_LENGTH 512 /* Max length per *line* of input */ -define MAX_RAW_INPUT_LENGTH 512 /* Max size of *raw* input */ -define MAX_MESSAGES 60 -define MAX_NAME_LENGTH 20 /* Used in char_file_u *DO*NOT*CHANGE* */ -define MAX_PWD_LENGTH 10 /* Used in char_file_u *DO*NOT*CHANGE* */ -define MAX_TITLE_LENGTH 80 /* Used in char_file_u *DO*NOT*CHANGE* */ -define EXDSCR_LENGTH 240 /* player description */ -define MAX_SKILLS 200 /* Used in char_file_u *DO*NOT*CHANGE* */ -define MAX_AFFECT 32 /* Used in char_file_u *DO*NOT*CHANGE* */ -define MAX_OBJ_AFFECT 6 /* Used in obj_file_elem *DO*NOT*CHANGE* */ -define MAX_NOTE_LENGTH 4000 /* arbitrary */ -define OLC_SCRIPT_EDIT 82766 -define MAX_BOARD_MESSAGES 60 /* arbitrary -- change if needed */ -define MAX_MESSAGE_LENGTH 4096 /* arbitrary -- change if needed */ -define MAX_CMD_LENGTH 16384 /* 16k should be plenty and then some */ -define MAX_SCRIPT_DEPTH 10 /* maximum depth triggers can */ -define MAX_HOUSES 100 -define MAX_GUESTS 10 -define MAX_MAIL_SIZE 4096 -define MAX_ROOM_NAME 75 -define MAX_MOB_NAME 50 -define MAX_OBJ_NAME 50 -define MAX_ROOM_DESC 2048 -define MAX_EXIT_DESC 256 -define MAX_EXTRA_DESC 512 -define MAX_MOB_DESC 1024 -define MAX_OBJ_DESC 512 -define MAX_ROOM_NAME 75 -define MAX_MOB_NAME 50 -define MAX_OBJ_NAME 50 -define MAX_ROOM_DESC 1024 -define MAX_MOB_DESC 512 -define MAX_OBJ_DESC 512 -define MAX_TRADE 5 /* List maximums for compatibility */ -define MAX_PROD 5 /* with shops before v3.0 */ -define MAX_SHOP_OBJ 100 /* "Soft" maximum for list maximums */ -define MAX_OPER 4 - -#31 -BUGS TYPOS IDEAS - -Usage: bug - idea - typo - -For making useful suggestions and reporting problems to the Powers that Be. - -Examples: - - > bug the entire game crashes when I type 'put bag in bag' - > idea make a restaurant in Radidan - > typo 'sence' should be spelled 'sense' - -#0 -BUILDERS IMMORTALS - - A builder is a term usually used to describe a person who designs MUD zones -for other characters to explore. Any player with motivation, ideas, and good -writing style can be a builder as well as a player. As a Builder, your job is -to create the virtual world in which players can roam around, solve puzzles, -find treasures, and gain experience. A Builder creates the rooms, objects, -mobs, shops, and triggers with which players will interact. - -See also: OLC, REDIT, MEDIT, OEDIT, ZEDIT, SEDIT, TRIGEDIT, AEDIT -#31 -BUILDWALKING BUILD-WALKING DIGWALK WALKDIG - -Builders working on their trial vnum do not need to learn this command, yet. - -Usage: buildwalk - - BuildWalk is an OLC utility that will allow a builder to enable a -"buildwalking" mode. In this mode, walking in a direction that doesn't exist -will find the next free room in the zone, create the room, and make a two-way -exit between the room the builder was standing in, and the new room. This way -a builder can create a framework of their zone by walking around. - Buildwalking can be a little misleading. A builder can not walk n, e, s, w, -and end up in the same room they started. Buildwalk is not spatially aware of -other rooms. It will always create a new room if you walk in a direction -without a current exit. It is often necessary to backtrack to prevent -overlapping rooms. - -NOTE: Buildwalk does not autosave on exit. You must type SAVEALL. This way if - you mess up and want the rooms deleted we can just reboot and wipe them. - Be careful using buildwalk. If you mess up you will have a lot of rooms - to delete. - -See also: TOGGLE, SAVEALL, REDIT, OLC, RLIST, DIG -#31 -BULLETINS BOARDS BULLETIN-BOARDS MESSAGE-BOARDS POSTING - -Bulletin boards are the forum of inter-player communication on the MUD. -There are different bulletin boards for different purposes -- for example, -a standard mortal board, a board for immortals, a board for fun "social" -messages, etc. Naturally, not all players may be allowed to read all -types of boards. - -Type "LOOK BOARD" to see the messages already posted on a board. Type -"WRITE " to post a message to a board; terminate a message with -a '/s' as the first characters on a line. Type "READ " to read a -post. Type "REMOVE " to remove your own messages. - -Examples: - > look at board - > write Crash Bug I found! - [writes the message; terminates with '/s'] - > look at board - > read 6 - > remove 6 - -Boards are just a normal object with a special procedure attached in the -MUD's code. Ask your friendly implementor if you need to make one. - -@uRoom - Board@n -1204 - Immortal Board -1290 - Social Board - -See also: MAIL, READ, WRITE, SPECIALS -#31 -BULLETINS BOARDS BULLETIN-BOARDS MESSAGE-BOARDS - -Bulletin boards are the forum of inter-player communication on the MUD. -There are different bulletin boards for different purposes -- for example, -a standard mortal board, a board for immortals, a board for fun "social" -messages, etc. Naturally, not all players may be allowed to read all -types of boards. - -Type "LOOK BOARD" to see the messages already posted on a board. Type -"WRITE " to post a message to a board; terminate a message with -a '/s' as the first characters on a line. Type "READ " to read a -post. Type "REMOVE " to remove your own messages. - -Examples: - > look at board - > write Crash Bug I found! - [writes the message; terminates with '/s'] - > look at board - > read 6 - > remove 6 - -Boards are just a normal object with a special procedure attached in the -MUD's code. Ask your friendly implementor if you need to make one. - -@uRoom - Board@n -1204 - Immortal Board -1290 - Social Board - -See also: MAIL, READ, WRITE -#0 -BURNING-HANDS - -Usage : cast 'burning hands' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Mage level 5. -Save : Versus spell for half damage. - -This spell is more powerful than the chill touch spell. - -See also: CHILL-TOUCH -#0 -BUY - -Usage: buy - buy # - buy n. - buy n - buy n # - -If you'd like to purchase an item from a shop and have the money, you can buy -it. Items can be bought by name, or by their number in the shop listing, -and can be bought in quantity. - -Examples: - - > buy sword (buy the first sword on the list) - > buy #3 (buy the third item on the list) - > buy 4.sword (buy the fourth sword on the list) - > buy 10 bread (buy 10 pieces of bread) - > buy 10 #2 (buy 10 of the second item on the list) - -See also: LIST, SELL, SHOPS, VALUE -#0 -CADAVER UNDEAD CORPSE - - Bodies that no longer have any life force. They are soulless. Though some -are too stubborn to stay dead. 65535 - -#0 -CALENDAR CALENDER MONTHS WEEKS DAYS HOURS - -The tbaMUD calendar consists of 75 seconds per minute, 35 days a month and -17 months a year. - -Days of the week: - the Day of the Moon - the Day of the Bull - the Day of the Deception - the Day of Thunder - the Day of Freedom - the Day of the Great Gods - the Day of the Sun - -Months of the year: - Month of Winter - Month of the Winter Wolf - Month of the Frost Giant - Month of the Old Forces - Month of the Grand Struggle - Month of the Spring - Month of Nature - Month of Futility - Month of the Dragon - Month of the Sun - Month of the Heat - Month of the Battle - Month of the Dark Shades - Month of the Shadows - Month of the Long Shadows - Month of the Ancient Darkness - Month of the Great Evil - -Trigedit example that mimics the TIME command: @RTSTAT 36@n - -See also: DATE, TIME -#31 -CALL-LIGHTNING - -Usage : cast 'call lightning' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 15. -Save : Versus spell for half damage. - -This spell will use the "force of nature" to make a lightning -strike the victim. It is therefore only possible to call lightning -outside, and it has to be raining (or worse). - -See also: CONTROL-WEATHER, WEATHER -#0 -CANBESEEN %CANBESEEN% %ACTOR.CANBESEEN% - -Trig Usage: %actor.canbeseen% - - True if the actor can be seen by the mob (always true for non-mob triggers). - -Example: @RTSTAT 23613@n - -#31 -CAPITAL-LETTERS AT-POSTMASTER-MAIL-RUMBLE GOTO-3 - -I meant for you to type exactly what is in red not to check the help file ;-) - -i.e. @RGOTO 3@n not @RHELP GOTO 3@n -#31 -CAPITALIZATION CAPITALISATION CAPITALIZE CAPITALISE - -Do not capitalize everything. Only capitalize the first letter of a full sentence -and proper names. Do not capitalize s-desc unless it is a proper name, like Bill. -Random capitalization is distracting and serves no real purpose. - -See also: REDIT-NAME -#31 -CAST - -Usage: cast '' [target] - -For "magical" people. If you want to throw a spell at someone or something. - -Example: - - > cast 'burning hands' - Note that the name of the spell must be enclosed by '. - -See also: help on each individual spell: - -Examples: - - > help cure-ligh - > help ventri - > help energy-drain - -#0 -CAST - -Usage: cast '' [target] - -For "magical" people. If you want to throw a spell at someone or something. - -Example: - - > cast 'burning hands' - Note that the name of the spell must be enclosed by "'"s. - -See also: help on each individual spell: - -Examples: - - > help cure ligh - > help ventri - > help energy drain -#0 -CEDIT CEDIT-MENU - -Usage: cedit - -This command is used by the Implementors to modify a range of run-time -configuration values that control the operation of the MUD. - -OasisOLC MUD Configuration Editor -G) Game Play Options @RHELP CEDIT-GAME@n -C) Crashsave/Rent Options @RHELP CEDIT-SAVE@n -R) Room Numbers @RHELP CEDIT-ROOM@n -O) Operation Options @RHELP CEDIT-OPERATION@n -A) Autowiz Options @RHELP CEDIT-AUTOWIZ@n -Q) Quit -#31 -CEDIT-AUTOWIZ - -A) Use the autowiz : Yes -B) Minimum wizlist level : 32 -Q) Exit To The Main Menu - -See also: CEDIT-MENU - -#31 -CEDIT-GAMES - -A) Player Killing Allowed : No -B) Player Thieving Allowed : No -C) Minimum Level To Shout : 0 -D) Holler Move Cost : 20 -E) Tunnel Size : 2 -F) Maximum Experience Gain : 100000 -G) Maximum Experience Loss : 500000 -H) Max Time for NPC Corpse : 5 -I) Max Time for PC Corpse : 10 -J) Tics before PC sent to void : 1000000 -K) Tics before PC is autosaved : 2000000 -L) Level Immune To IDLE : 35 -M) Death Traps Junk Items : No -N) Objects Load Into Inventory : Yes -O) Track Through Doors : Yes -P) Mortals Level To Immortal : Yes -1) OK Message Text : Okay. -2) NOPERSON Message Text : No-one by that name here. -3) NOEFFECT Message Text : Nothing seems to happen. -Q) Exit To The Main Menu - -See also: CEDIT-MENU -#31 -CEDIT-OPERATIONS - -A) Default Port : 9091 -B) Default IP : -C) Default Directory : lib -D) Logfile Name : -E) Max Players : 300 -F) Max Filesize : 50000 -G) Max Bad Pws : 3 -H) Site Ok Everyone : YES -I) Name Server Is Slow : NO -J) Use new socials file: YES -K) OLC autosave to disk: YES -L) Main Menu : - -Welcome to The Builder's Academy (TBA)! -0) Exit from TBA. -1) Enter TBA. -2) Enter description. -3) Read the background story. -4) Change password. -5) Delete this character. - - Make your choice: -M) Welcome Message : - -Welcome to The Builder's Academy! May your visit here be... Enlightening - - -N) Start Message : -Welcome to The Builder's Academy. You can now begin your training. -If you have not already, please fill out the builders application at: - -Q) Exit To The Main Menu - -See also: CEDIT-MENU - -#31 -CEDIT-ROOMS - -A) Mortal Start Room : 1498 -B) Immortal Start Room : 1204 -C) Frozen Start Room : 1202 -1) Donation Room #1 : 3063 -2) Donation Room #2 : 5510 -3) Donation Room #3 : 235 -Q) Exit To The Main Menu - -See also: CEDIT-MENU -#31 -CEDIT-SAVES - -A) Free Rent : Yes -B) Max Objects Saved : 30 -C) Minimum Rent Cost : 100 -D) Auto Save : Yes -E) Auto Save Time : 5 minute(s) -F) Crash File Timeout : 10 day(s) -G) Rent File Timeout : 30 day(s) -Q) Exit To The Main Menu - -See also: CEDIT-MENU -#31 -CHALLENGE - -That is what you will find here at TBA. - -#0 -CHANGELOG - -Usage: changelog - - Allows an in game entry to the MUDs changelog with a date, time stamp, and -submitter name. - -#31 -Changes - -Too many to list. See @RNEWS@n - -#0 -CHAR-VARS TRIGEDIT-VARIABLES-CHARACTERS %TITLE% %ACTOR.TITLE% CHAR-VARIABLES TRIGEDIT-CHAR-VAR %ACTOR.ID% ACTOR.ID ACTOR.VNUM %ACTOR.VNUM% %ACTOR.NAME% %ACTOR% %VICTIM% SELF %SELF% MOBVARS MOB-VARS TRIGEDIT-LEVEL %SELF.ID% SELF.ID NEXT_IN_ROOM ACTOR-VAR - - -The following fields can be used with %actor%. i.e. %actor.% -Excluding the subfield () returns the value. Adding a subfield modifies it. - -@uField@n - @uvariable returns:@n - -cha/con/dex/int - Checks the stat. Subfield sets. -str/stradd/wis @RHELP TRIG-STAT@n -alias - The list of aliases of the mob or the player name. -align - The numeric alignment of the actor. @RHELP ALIGN@n -affect() - Checks the actor for the affect. @RHELP TRIG-AFFECT@n -canbeseen - Checks if the the mob can see the actor. @RHELP CANBESEEN@n -class - The actor's class, as a string. -exp() - Checks the actor's XP. Subfield modifies. @RHELP NOP@n -eq() - Returns ID of the first object equipped. @RHELP TRIG-EQ@n -fighting - The unique id of the mob fighting the actor. -follower(name) - The follower of the actor (as an id) with name supplied. -gold() - Checks the actor's gold. Subfield modifies. @RHELP NOP@n -has_item() - Checks if the actor has an object. @RHELP HAS_ITEM@n -heshe - Returns the correct pronoun (he/she/it). -himher - Returns the correct pronoun (him/her/it). -hisher - Returns the correct pronoun (his/her/its). -hitp() - The current hit points of the actor. Subfield sets. -id - The unique id of the actor. -inventory() - Returns the id of the first item in inv. @RHELP TRIG-INV@n -is_killer() - Checks if actor is a KILLER. To modify @RHELP NOP@n -is_pc - Checks if the actor is a player. @RHELP IS_PC@n -is_thief() - Checks if actor is a THIEF. @RHELP NOP@n -level - The actor's current level. -mana() - The current mana points of the actor. Subfield sets. -master - The master of the actor (as an id), or an empty return. -maxhitp() - The maximum hit points of the actor. Subfield sets. -maxmana() - The maximum mana points of the actor. Subfield sets. -maxmove() - The maximum movement points of the actor. Subfield sets. -move() - The movement points of the actor. Subfield sets. -name - The actor's name (the short description for mobs). -next_in_room - The next mob/player in the room as a variable (id) nice to - use for loops, or an empty return @RTSTAT 23@n -pos() - %actor.pos% returns position. Subfield modifies. Sleeping, - resting, sitting, fighting, standing. @RTSTAT 1399, 20997@n -prac() - The actor's number of practices. Subfield modifies. -questpoints() - Checks the actor's questpoints. Subfield modifies. @RHELP NOP@n -race - The actor's race, as a string. (not used in tbaMUD) -ridden_by - Not fully implemented. -riding - Not fully implemented. -room - The room the actor is in as a room variable. -saving_para - Set the actors saving throw for paralization. -saving_rod - Set the actors saving throw for staffs/wands. -saving_petri - Set the actors saving throw for petrification. -saving_breath - Set the actors saving throw for breath weapons. -saving_spell - Set the actors saving throw for spells. -sex - The actor's sex, as a string: MALE, FEMALE, or NEUTRAL. -skill() - The percentage of learnedness in the skill subfield. -skillset("" #) - Set the actors practiced level any skill or spell (1-100). - %actor.skillset("magic missile" 95)%. -title() - The actor's title. Subfield sets. Not used for mobs. -varexists() - Returns 1 if global variable in subfield exists, 0 if not. - Used with remote vars on players. @RHELP VAREXIST@n -vnum() - The actor's vnum. Equality can now be checked with - if %self.vnum(#)% not if %self.vnum% == # -weight - The actor's weight. - -Example: @RTSTAT 27@n - -See also: VARIABLES, GLOBALS -#31 -CHARM-PERSON - -Usage : cast 'charm person' -Accumulative: No -Duration : (432/Intelligence points of person) hours -Level : Mage level 16. - -It is not possible to charm anyone that is already charmed, if -you're charmed yourself, or if the person is higher level than -yourself. The person will get a saving throw versus "paralysis". - -A charmed person will follow you, and not be able to attack you, you -can order the charmed person using the order command. - -See also: FOLLOW, ORDER -#0 -CHECKLOAD CHECKOBJ CHECKMOB - -Usage: checkload - - Checkload will scan the zone information and tell you where any given mob, -obj, or trig loads. We recommend you use this in conjunction with the lists to -ensure everything created in your zone is actually used. - -> checkload o 15004 -Checking load info for a golden apple... - [15017] By The Throne In The Great Hall (Equipped to King Welmar [15001][100% Load, 1 Max]) - -> checkload m 3062 -Checking load info for the beastly fido... - [ 3024] The Eastern End Of Poor Alley (15 Max.) - [ 3025] The Common Square (15 Max.) - [ 3016] Main Street (15 Max.) - [ 3012] Main Street (15 Max.) - -> checkload t 100 -Checking load info for the object trigger 'Portal to Midgaard - 100': -(obj) [ 100] the portal - -See also: LINKS, RLIST, OLIST, MLIST, SLIST -#31 -CHILL-TOUCH - -Usage : cast 'chill touch' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Mage level 3. -Save : Versus spell for half damage. - -This spell is more powerful than the magic missile spell. -A victim failing its saving throw will get its strength -reduced by one. - -See also: MAGIC-MISSILE -#0 -CHRISTMAS - -@R __,_,_,___) _______ - (--| | | (--/ ),_) ,_) - | | | _ ,_,_ | |_ ,_' , _|_,_,_, _ , - __| | | (/_| | (_| | | || |/_)_| | | |(_|/_)___, - ( |___, ,__| \____) |__, |__,@n - - - ,={ }.._, - _.-"` { } a j-,_ - {}'----.{_}``};_ __/ - `/( `'--.._,_ - /\ `'---;--'-;` - / /'. _,\ - | | )-'` _} - |-\ {_,.-'` \ - `" \_\_, \ - /__/\.-'`} - {___}',-"`\ .-"\ - / | `-. \.__.-" / - - . | / _..-`""` _,`~ ~- `~, -~ ^`- - ~^ jgs `~ _/;-"" , = -~ ~- ^ ` - ` ~^ ` ~-"` =~ =~ =~^ ~^ - ~ ~^- ~ - `^ - ` -. ` ^ - - ^- `~,_ ,`==,_ _,~``'` ~, ,=. ^ ~^ - - ~ - ~- ` ~ "~ ~ =~^ `~ ` `,_ , ` ~-^ - ` ~^ ~^ -~^ ^~ -~^ -~ `^ ~~ -~ - -#31 -CIRCLEMUD CREDITS - - t b a M U D 3 . 5 1 - -tbaMUD (formerly known as CircleMUD) was developed from DikuMUD (Gamma 0.0) by -Jeremy "Ras" Elson at Johns Hopkins University's Department of Computer Science. -All code unique to tbaMUD is protected under a copyright by the Trustees of -the Johns Hopkins University. - -Many, many people contributed to tbaMUD in one way or another throughout -the course of its development. Although it is impossible for me to remember -them all, I'd like to extend special thanks to certain people: - - -- Jeff Fink and George Greer, for submitting a veritable mountain of - excellent code. - -- Chris Epler and Chris Herringshaw for extensive beta-testing and bug - reporting. - -- Furry (Alex Fletcher), for single-handedly managing Circle's world files. - -- Fred Merkel, Ryan Watkins, Jay Levino, and Sharon Goza, for other - code and area submissions. - -- Jean-Jack Riethoven for porting the code to the Amiga, David Carver - for porting it to OS/2, and Jack Patton and Steffen Haeuser for the - Amiga port. - -- Bill Bogstad and Tim Stearns for allowing Circle to exist at JHU. - -- The DikuMUD folk, and the good old WhatMUD implementors Dave & Justin, - for starting the ball rolling. - -- Bryan Jolson, Steven Lacher, Cat Stanton, and Naved Surve, for being - there in the very early days of Circle's development. - -- Sharon, Ben, Erica, Aly, and Josh, for keeping me sane. - -- Jules (hamotek sheli) for being the greatest. - -...plus everyone else in the Circle community who has submitted material! -Thanks everyone! - - Bugs and Help: tbamud.com 9091 - URL: http://tbaMUD.com/ - Mailing List: http://cwg.lazuras.org/ - ---Jeremy Elson - -tbaMUD (formerly known as CircleMUD) is currently being developed by The -Builder Academy. All bugs and requests for help should be directed to: -tbamud.com 9091 - ---Rumble -#0 -CLASSES - - There are 4 classes on tbaMUD. See the help files on each for details. - -WARRIOR -MAGIC USER -CLERIC -THIEF - -#0 -CLEAR CLS - -Usage: cls - -Clears the screen. - -#0 -CLERIC - -Clerics have an ancient belief in not carrying sharp weapons. Hence, they can -only wield bludgeoning weapons. This class gives you the wisdom of peace, -blessing and healing, though it is possible to learn more violent spells. - -You can improve your spells by using the practice command. - -See @RHELP SPELLS@n for a list of spells available. - -See also: PRACTICE, SPELLS -#0 -CLSOLC - -Usage: CLSOLC - -Clears the screen just before you enter the main OLC menu. - -See Also: TOGGLE -#31 -CODING C++ PROGRAMMING LINUX UNIX - - Coding is far more difficult than building, to do it well requires years of -experience in programming and MUDding. TBA is willing to offer limited help in -coding and setting up your own MUD. Be warned, it is not quick or easy and will -take years to create a decent MUD. - - To begin you first need a server to host the MUD. Since free servers are far -and few between I recommend new coders start with CYGWIN. Cygwin is a Unix like -server that runs under Windows on your own computer. To install follow the -directions under @RHELP CYGWIN@n. - - If you are serious about coding then you will need to read up on it. I -recommend the book "The C Programming Language" 2nd edition by Brian W. -Kernighan and Dennis M. Ritchie. There are also online tutorials like: - -http://mindview.net/CDs/ThinkingInC/beta3 -http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial/ -http://www.free-ed.net/catalog/crsemain.asp?nC=3&nD=2&nO=3 - -See also: FREE-SERVERS, DOCUMENTATION, DOWNLOADS, CWG -#31 -COLORCODES COLOURCODES COLOR-CODES COLOUR-CODES COLORS COLOURS PCOLORS COLORCODING TOGGLE-COLOR - -Usage: toggle color [ off | normal | on ] - - If you have a color-capable terminal and wish to see useful color-coding -of information, use the TOGGLE COLOR command to set the level of coloring you -see. - The letters for the colors are to be preceded by a single @@ sign, where the -actual code will be @@. Double @@@@ = single @@. All use of colorcodes -@RMUST@n be terminated with @@n to restore normal color to prevent color bleeding. - -The colors are: -n - normal -@dd - black@n @DD - gray@n @00 - background black@n -@bb - blue@n @BB - bright blue@n @11 - background blue@n -@gg - green@n @GG - bright green@n @22 - background green@n -@cc - cyan@n @CC - bright cyan@n @33 - background cyan@n -@rr - red@n @RR - bright red@n @44 - background red@n -@mm - magenta@n @MM - bright magenta@n @55 - background magenta@n -@yy - yellow@n @YY - bright yellow@n @66 - background yellow@n -@ww - white@n @WW - bright white@n @77 - background white@n - -Extra codes: -@ll - blink@n @oo - bold@n -@uu - underline@n @ee - reverse video@n - -See also: @@, ANSI, PROMPT, TOGGLE -#0 -COLORSPRAY COLOR-SPRAY - -Usage : cast 'color spray' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Mage level 11. -Save : Versus spell for half damage. - -This spell is more powerful than the lightning bolt spell. - -See also: LIGHTNING-BOLT - -For help on actual color, see: ANSI, COLORCODES -#0 -COMBAT - - The following commands deal with combat - for more info, @RHELP KEYWORD@n - -KILL - Initiate combat -FLEE WIMPY - Leave combat -ASSIST RESCUE - Assist a friend in battle -CONSIDER - Take a quick look at your opponent. -KICK BASH BACKSTAB - Battle skills. -CAST - Used for spellcasting. -#0 -COMMANDS MUDCOMMANDS MUD-COMMANDS - -Usage: commands - -The COMMANDS command gives a canonical list of all the known verbs. - -Each command listed should have help available by typing "HELP ". - -See also: SOCIAL, SOCIALS -#0 -COMMENT * - -* This is an example of a comment in trigedit. Because of the *'s the lines -* are not parsed, so the trigger still works even if it has a lot of -* explanations built in. All triggers should be heavily commented. - -* The below line sends the text 'Trigger firing' to the room. -%echo% Trigger firing - - Comments are useful in triggers to document what is happening, for future -reference, and for others to see what the trigger does. If you want a * in your -trigger text try /*. - -See also: REDIT-ROOM-FLAGS -#31 -COMMUNICATION - - The following commands deal with communication - for more info, @RHELP KEYWORD@n - -SAY ASK WHISPER - Talk to people in the room -GSAY GTELL REPORT - Talk to a person in the group. -TELL QSAY REPLY - Talk to a person in the game / the quest. -SHOUT HOLLER GOSSIP GRATS AUCTION - Send a message on a public channel -MAIL RECEIVE CHECK - Used to communicate with a postman. -WRITE READ REMOVE - Used to communicate via boards. -DEPOSIT WITHDRAW BALANCE - Used to communicate in banks. -BUY SELL LIST VALUE - Used to communicate in shops. -PRACTICE - Used to communicate with guilds. -EMOTE - Send a message to the room. -NOTELL NOSHOUT NOGOSSIP QUEST -NOGRATS NOAUCTION - Turn off the corresponding channels. -ORDER - Make charmed followers do things. -#0 -COMPACT - -Usage: compact - -This command toggles the extra blank line output to your screen after each -command. Useful if you have a small display. - -See also: BRIEF -#0 -CONSIDER DIAGNOSE - -Usage: consider [target] - -This command will compare your Level with the level. You will then -receive a rough estimate, which is by no means exact. Consider does not take -hitpoints/special attacks/damage into account. - -Example: - - > consider fido - -See also: HIT, KILL -#0 -CONTAINERS BAGS CHESTS LOCKERS - - To create a container you must selected object type container and then -set the following to C) Values: - - value 0: Capacity (max containable weight) of container - value 1: Container flag bitvector - 1) CLOSEABLE Container can be closed and locked. - 2) PICKPROOF Lock on container cannot be picked. - 3) CLOSED Container is closed when created. - 4) LOCKED Container is locked when created. - value 2: The vnum of the key object that opens this container. - -1 if it has no key. - value 3: Reserved for internal use -- always set as 0. - -Container capacity counts towards the total container weight. - -See also: VALUES -#31 -CONTEXT %CONTEXT% - -Usage: context - -* This little trigger will make sure one %has_said_hello% exist for each player. -context %actor.id% -set has_said_hello 1 -global has_said_hello -* now only triggers running with context = %actor.id% can access this particular -* variable. however - it is a better idea to use vars set on players: help remote. - - Changes the "context" of a trigger to this value. When first run, a trigger's -context is 0. When a variable is made global, it is given the current context. -When a variable is accessed, if it must be searched for globally, a "found" -variable must either have context 0 or the current context. The net result of -this is you may have many global variables in a single trigger, with the same -name, differing only by context. Players may have variables; this mostly -removes the need for variable context. Previously, a player's ID could be used -as variable context to allow a trigger to service multiple players at once. - -Example: @RTSTAT 23612@n - -See also: REMOTE -#31 -CONTROL-WEATHER - -Usage : cast 'control weather' <'better' | 'worse'> -Accumulative: Yes - -This spell will change the "course" of the current weather. - -Example: - - > cast 'control wea' worse -See also: %WEATHER%, WEATHER -#31 -CONTROL-WEATHER - -Usage : cast 'control weather' <'better' | 'worse'> -Accumulative: Yes - -This spell will change the "course" of the current weather. - -Example: - - > cast 'control wea' worse -#0 -CONTROL-WEATHER - -Usage : cast 'control weather' <'better' | 'worse'> -Accumulative: Yes -Duration : - -Level : Cleric level 17. - -This spell will change the "course" of the current weather. - -Example: - - > cast 'control wea' worse -#0 -COPYOVERS - -Usage: copyover - -COPYOVER is a warm reboot of a mud without having to logout and then log back -in. You can stay connected and you will be automatically relogged in after a -successful copyover. OLC is not autosaved for copyovers. WARNING: All objects -dropped on the ground will get lost and aggro mobs will reappear just like -any other zone reset or reboot. - -See Also: SHUTDOWN, AUTOSAVE -#31 -CRASHES - -A crash is when the game decides to reboot itself, without the benefit of -letting us know in advance. - -See also: REBOOT -#0 -CREATE-FOOD - -Usage : cast 'create food' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 2. - -This spell instantly creates a fresh waybread. The waybread will be -filling for the next (5+level) hours, up to a maximum of 24 hours. - -See also: CREATE-WATER -#0 -CREATE-WATER - -Usage : cast 'create water' -Accumulative: No -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 2. - -Expect disastrous results if cast upon a drink container which contains -another liquid than water. Empty or water containers will be filled -depending on the level of the caster. - -Double amount of water will be created if it is raining (or worse). - -See also: CREATE-FOOD -#0 -CURE-BLIND - -Usage : cast 'cure blind' -Accumulative: No -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 4. - -This spell will cure a person blinded by the "blindness" spell, it -can not remove blindness caused by for example cursed items. -#0 -CURE-CRITIC - -Usage : cast 'cure critic' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 9. - -This spell cures 3d8+3 hitpoints of damage. -#0 -CURE-LIGHT - -Usage : cast 'cure light' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 1. - -Cures minor wounds and scratches. -#0 -CURSE - -Usage : cast 'curse' -Accumulative: Yes -Duration : 7 Days, permanent on objects. -Level : Mage level 14. - -Curse cast on a person that fails the saving throw, will reduce their -hitroll and damage roll both by one. It will also reduce the saving -throw versus paralysis by one. - -When cast upon an object, the object will no longer be removable or droppable. -The object must be uncursed by casting the spell remove curse on it. - -See also: REMOVE-CURSE -#0 -CURSED - -A cursed mob or player will reduce their hitroll and damage roll both by one. - -When cast upon an object, the object will become undropable. - -#0 -CWG BUDDHA SUNTZU RASPUTIN CIRCLEMUD-WITH-GOODIES - - CWG is short for CircleMUD with Goodies. It is a customized codebase free -to download from http://cwg.lazuras.org/. It comes in three versions: Buddha, -Suntzu, and Rasputin. CWG is also nice enough to host the tbaMUD forums and -downloads section. - -See also: RESOURCES -#31 -CYGWIN README.CYGWIN README-CYGWIN COMPILER SHELLS - - Compiling tbaMUD - under Microsoft Windows using CygWin - -tbaMUD compiles under Cygwin without needing any special modifications. -This free pseudo-Unix environment for Windows includes the "bash" shell, "gcc" -family of compilers, and a full set of programs and libraries for Windows users -to compile and run programs from source code intended for Unix. It can be -downloaded from: http://cygwin.com/ - -Compiling tbaMUD under Cygwin is basically the same as it would be under -another form of Unix: - -1) Download from: http://cygwin.com/setup.exe - Select open. - Install from Internet - Select "just me" "dos" - Choose a mirror site. - Leave selected package as default. - Select the following from devel: autoconf, gcc, make, and patchutils - Click Next. - Install, follow prompts. - -2) Download and uncompress the latest version of tbaMUD: - http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=16 - Join the forums as they will be a great resource for any problems that you - encounter. Once you download and uncompress tbaMUD (I use winRAR) read - through the /doc directory. - -3) Start the Cygwin "bash" shell by double clicking the Cygwin Icon. This will - open a telnet looking window that mimics a *nix server where you can run the - MUD. Go to the directory where you extracted tbaMUD by using the "cd" change - directory command and "dir" directory listing to find the correct files. For - example "C:\tbaMUD". "cd c:/tbaMUD" "dir" in the listed files you should see - one called configure. DO NOT go into the SRC directory yet. - -4) Make the following change to src/Makefile.in to make copyover work: - - --- Makefile.in.old 2007-02-26 05:52:19.000000000 +0100 - +++ Makefile.in 2007-03-26 17:21:56.000000000 +0200 - @@ -61,6 +61,8 @@ circle: - $(MAKE) $(BINDIR)/circle - - $(BINDIR)/circle : $(OBJFILES) - + @-rm $(BINDIR)/circleold.exe - + @-mv $(BINDIR)/circle.exe $(BINDIR)/circleold.exe - $(CC) -o $(BINDIR)/circle $(PROFILE) $(OBJFILES) $(LIBS) - - clean: - - The above is a "patch" file. All you need to do is add the two lines with - the +'s to your file Makefile.in. If you are still confused check out these - links on how to patch: http://www.circlemud.org/cdp/wtfaq/handpatch.html - http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=757 - - Run the configure script by typing "./configure". This will automatically - detect what programs and library functions are available, and create the - files "Makefile" and "conf.h" based on the results. - - If you get complaints from bash that it will not run the configure script - either because it cannot find it or because it claims the file is not - an executable, you can also try "sh configure", "sh ./configure", - "bash configure" and "bash ./configure" until one of them works. - -5) NOW change to the /tbaMUD/src directory "cd src", and type "make", and watch - tbaMUD and the additional utilities included in the tbaMUD distribution - automatically being compiled and placed in /tbaMUD/bin. - -6) Go back to /tbaMUD, and run the MUD either directly by typing - "bin/tbaMUD", or by using the "./autorun &" script. - -7) Start a telnet program. Open a connection to your own machine "localhost" - on port 4000. You should see the MUD's login screen welcoming you. The - first person to login will be promoted to IMP. - -If you have problems, read this document again. Most of the questions received -in email or which are posted to USENET newsgroups are answered in this file, or -in other documents included in the tbaMUD distribution. If you are still -having problems and you're *sure* that your question is not answered in this -document or in one of the others files in the /tbaMUD/doc directory, try -reading the forums at http://cwg.lazuras.org/ or stop by TBA for assistance. - -It really can not be stressed enough: READ EVERYTHING. - -Authors: Jeremy Elson, David Goldstein, Tony Robbins, and George Greer. - -Rumble -The Builder Academy -tbamud.com 9091 - -See also: CODING, DOWNLOADS -#31 -D-DESC MEDIT-D-DESC MEDIT-EXTRA MEDIT-DESC - -5) D-Desc:- -@yIt looks unfinished.@n - The description displayed for a mobile when a player looks at the mobile by -typing "look ." When entering this description you will use the text -editor. So all commands under /h are once again available to you. As always -with the text editor use /fi to format and indent your work. Try to liven up -your mob by writing a creative description. - Try to tell the player what the mobile looks like, how it is acting, etc... -Be careful how you word what they are wearing. For example of what not to say: -"A huge werewolf is wielding a mace of Oblivion." Reason being, if he does not -load the mace, this would not make any sense. Do not describe objects that a -mob is wearing in their look or extra desc. All such objects should actually - -be made and equipped to the mob. - Give your mobs names, or at least an occupation. Seeing the generic "a -citizen is standing here." gets boring pretty quick and makes the game become -a drone, room-to-room hack and slash. As a player, which would you like to -say that you killed: 'a citizen' or 'The Great Speaker of the Land'? Both -could easily be the same mob, but one sounds more impressive than the other. -There are some exceptions of course. Something like "butterflies circling a -bush" is fine if the butterflies are not loaded in the room. These are also -known as filler mobs. It is acceptable to place filler mobs, such as towns -people or animals. For Example, "A crowded market place bustles with activity -as people rush to get the best deals." Or, "The forest is covered in shadows -except through small breaks in the foliage where birds can be seen flying over -head." You should never describe "several orcs sit at a bar causing a ruckus" -in the room description of the bar, instead put them there as mobs. - Also be more inventive with mobs. Most mobs have a boring short description. -For example, "a dragon" or "a goblin". "a fierce fire breathing dragon" or "an -obese yellow goblin" are far more impressive. - -See also: TEXT-EDITOR -#31 -DAMROLL ROLL DAMAGEROLL DAMAGE-ROLL - -A bonus added to armor and weapons to let your character hit things harder. - -See also: HITROLL, AC, STATS -#0 -DATE AM PM - -Usage: date - - Shows the current real time. (Not a social) - -#31 -DC - -Usage: dc - - DC (DisConnect) is used to disconnect a socket. If used on a playing socket, -the player will lose his/her link, but, unlike PURGE, will not extract the -player or dump the player's inventory on the ground. DC is also useful for -disconnecting people who have accidentally left themselves at the main menu, -or connections sitting in the "Get name" state. - -See also: USERS -#31 -DELETE SUICIDE - - If you choose to give up then quit the game back to the login screen and -select the option to delete your character. - -#0 -DEPENDENT ZEDIT-DEPENDENT DEPENDANT ZEDIT-DEPENDANT - - One of the most common mistakes by new builders is their misunderstanding -of: "Is this command dependent on the success of the previous one? (y/n)." -What this is asking is: does it rely on the command preceding it? Or do you -only want this to execute when the line prior to it does. For example if you -are giving an object to a mob, equipping a mob, or putting something inside -an object, IT MUST BE DEPENDENT on that mob/obj first loading. So you -should answer yes. IF you are loading a mob, closing a door or loading an -object to a room it would normally not be. There are too many instances to -describe every one so try to use common sense. When loading an object to a -mob maxload should be 99. Since the equip or give option in zedit will be -dependent on the mob first loading only 1 item will be given when it loads. -Unlike the load to room command where you should not set a maxload of 99 -because 99 objects will load to that room. - -See also: MAXLOAD, ZEDIT-ADVANCED #31 DESCRIBING @@ -2367,492 +568,215 @@ objects and can be seen when a player types "look ". See also: REDIT-DESC, REDIT-EXTRA, OEDIT-EXTRA, MEDIT-D-DESC #31 -DESCRIPTIONS DESCRIBE +YOU -Use a lot of room/mob/obj/extra descriptions. And more descriptions. And then some. + Many head builders prohibit the use of "you" in any descriptions. This is +done because so many new builders use it incorrectly. A builder can and should +describe everything without "you". But, in my opinion telling a writer not to +use certain words is like telling a painter not to use certain colors. + The key problem with using "you" is that it forces a player to think in +your terms, not the players. Do not think for the character. Instead, write +descriptions in such a way that they will cause the reader to think what you +would like all by themselves. Innocent uses of the word "you" are easily +written in other terms, and getting used to writing descriptions without it +means you do not have to constantly be on guard for the incorrect usage. + Do not describe a player's emotions in the room, leave that up to your +descriptive text to evoke the emotions in the player, since that will make +things much more exciting to the player (do this by never using the word +"you"). Some people believe that it is best to describe locations in the third +person all the time (i.e., never reference the player). + Never tell a player how they feel. If you want a sad description, do not +tell someone they are sad, write the description to make them weep. Same goes +for scary, happy, disgusted, etc. You name it, make them feel it. Do not simply +say they are. Thinking for the character is one of the most common mistakes new +and old builders make. Whenever you are tempted to write something that directly +states a character's thoughts, actions, or reasoning ask yourself if it can be +done a different way (it always can). Do not ask questions in any description. +Remember, a player should be able to see what they look at as if they are doing +so in real life. -See also: DESCRIBING, REDIT-EXTRA-DESC, OEDIT-EXTRA-DESC, EXTRA - -#31 -DESCRIPTORS LOGINS - -This annoying message happens when someone connects but never logs into the -MUD and is idled out. - -#31 -DETACH UNATTACH - -Builders working on their trial vnum do not need to learn this command, yet. - -Usage: detach [mob | obj] {target name} {trigger name/vnum | 'all'} - detach room {target vnum | '.'} {trigger name/vnum | 'all'} - - Detach removes a trigger to one instance of a mob/obj/room, for testing or -other purposes. The command only removes the trigger temporarily, until the -room/obj/mob is reloaded via reboot, zreset, load. - -Use the optional arguments 'mob' and 'obj' to differentiate if more entities -with the same alias are in the room. - -Examples: -detach room 14500 14520 - remove trigger 14500 from room 14520. -detach room all - removes all triggers from a room. -detach Santa 1332 - detach trigger 1332 from mob 1308 (Santa). -detach mob Santa all - detach all triggers from Santa. -detach Santa all - Same as above. -detach sword 1300 - detach trigger 1300 from sword. -detach obj sword 1300 - You guessed it - same as above. -detach sword all - detach all triggers from the sword. - -See also: ATTACH, TRIG-DETACH, TRIG-ATTACH, OLC, TRIGEDIT, TSTAT, STAT, ROOMFLAGS -#31 -DETECT-ALIGNMENT - -Usage : cast 'detect alignment' -Accumulative: Yes (Duration) -Duration : 12 hours + level -Level : Cleric level 4. - -Allows the caster to detect the alignment of those around them. -Evil will show as a red aura, good in a blue aura. - -See also: "DETECT INVISIBILITY" -#0 -DETECT-INVISIBILITY - -Usage : cast 'detect invisibility' [self] -Accumulative: Yes (Duration) -Duration : 12 hours + level/4 -Level : Mage level 2, Cleric level 6. - -This spell enables you to see invisible items and players. -#0 -DETECT-MAGIC - -Usage : cast 'detect magic' [self] -Accumulative: Yes (Duration) -Duration : 12 hours + level -Level : Mage level 2. - -This spell will let you see the magical aura surrounding magical -objects. -#0 -DETECT-POISON - -Usage : cast 'detect poison' -Accumulative: No -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Mage level 10, Cleric level 3. - -Cast on food or drinks (drink containers) you will be able to -sense if it is poisoned. - -Cast on a person you will be able to see if that person is -poisoned. -#0 -DETTA - - Detta needs help with her spelling and sense of humor. She randomly throws -in U's in the oddest places and finds the strangest things funny.. like laundry. -None of this is really her fault, she is British. She is also a very good nurse -so feel free to ask her about anything health related. If you want to gross her -out you can pick on her fear of bugs. - -#0 -DG-SCRIPTS DG_SCRIPTS DGSCRIPTS - -Stands for Death Gate scripts and are named after the original MUD they came from. - -See also: TRIGEDIT, TRIGEDIT-MENU -#31 -DG_AFFECTS DGAFFECT SCRIPT-AFFLICTED AFFLICTED DG-AFFECTS DG-AFFECTS %DG_AFFECT% DG-EFFECT DG_EFFECT DURATIONS AFFECTED_BY TRIG-AFFECTS - -Usage: dg_affect - -Modifies an affection or apply on the target. Duration should be in hours and -must be non-zero. - -dg_affect %actor% sanct on 20 -- Sets sanctuary on actor for 20 hours. -dg_affect %actor% maxhit 100 20 -- Sets maxhit on actor +100 for 20 hours. - -To check to see if an actor has an affection use affect(). i.e. if %affect(blind)% - -Example: @RTSTAT 1382@n - -See also: APPLIES, AFFECT, TRIG-AFFECT -#31 -DG_CAST TRIG-CAST TRIGEDIT-CAST TRIGEDIT-SPELLS DG-CASTS %CAST% %SPELLS% %dg_cast% - -dg_cast 'spellname' [target] - - This allows the holder of a trigger to cast spells. Spells will work for -rooms and objects, as well as mobiles. Players and mobs will still be allowed -saving throws against these spells. - - This simple example allows the mob to cast poison 10% of the time while fighting. -Trigger Intended Assignment: Mobiles -Trigger Type: Fight , Numeric Arg: 10, Arg list: None -Commands: -dg_cast 'poison' %actor% - -Example: @RTSTAT 132@n -See also: SPELLS -#31 -DICTIONARY DICTIONARIES THESAURUS M-W.COM DEFINITION MERRIAM-WEBSTER M-W-DEFINITION WEBSTER MW TELL-M-W BREATHER SPELLING WORDS - -Usage: tell m-w - ->tell m-w breather -You get this feedback from Merriam-Webster: -That means: -1 : one that breathes -2 : a break in activity for rest or relief -3 : a small vent in an otherwise airtight enclosure +Here are some examples of "thinking for the character" descriptions: -A few obscure definitions are not available through m-w since they are in the -unabridged version that requires membership. They also offer a thesaurus at: -@Chttp://m-w.com/@n - -#31 -DIG UNDIG RDIG RELINK RLINKS - -Builders working on their trial vnum do not need to learn this command, yet. -Usage: dig - This command creates a two-way exit from the room you're currently in to the -room specified. The direction can be any of north, east, south, west, up and -down. If the target room does not exist it will be created. If either exit -already exists, you will receive an error. To purge an exit use: dig -1. -Directions can be abbreviated. - -Examples: -dig north 1202 - Will make an exit to the north from here to 1202, and an exit from 1202 south -back here. - -dig north -1 - Will remove the exit you just made. - -NOTE: Dig does not autosave on exit. you must type SAVEALL. This way if you - mess up and want the links deleted we can just reboot and wipe them. - -See also: SAVEALL, REDIT, OLC, RLIST, BUILDWALK -#31 -DIKU ROM DBX DBZ SMAUG - - These are other types of MUD codebases. We only focus on tbaMUD (the codebase -formerly known as CircleMUD). - -#0 -DISCLAIMER - - All areas submitted or created on The Builder Academy remain the property -of the original builder. By creating or submitting an area the builder gives -the staff of TBA the right to edit, modify, and use the material as we see fit -on TBA without any penalty, fee, whining, or obligation of any sort. TBA staff -will not normally modify anyone's work. However, it is sometimes necessary for -troubleshooting, fixing errors, or game balance. - A builder can request a copy of their work from us at any time. A builder's -work will not leave TBA without their explicit permission. The builder will -always be given public credit for their work. If a builder abandons their work -without notifying Rumble, they may be deleted and their work will either be -deleted or donated depending on the quality. - -#0 -DISCONNECT FLOOD OVERFLOW CUTOFF CUT-OFF ENTERING-TEXT - - This commonly happens to new builders when they try to enter too much text -at once in the text-editor. To prevent this simply enter a sentence or two at -a time. Hit return then enter another sentence then repeat. The MUD prevents -people from entering large strings of text to keep the CPU from getting bogged -down. A return is required at least every 256 characters. If this is not done -the text will simply be cut off and lost. So enter each sentence separately and -when done type /fi to format with indent. - -See also: TEXT-EDITOR - -#31 -DISPEL-EVIL - -Usage : cast 'dispel evil' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 14. -Save : Special - -This spell will only affect evil creatures. An evil person of level -equal or less than caster will suffer 100 damage points. - -If the victim is higher level than caster, the spell will inflict -(caster_level)d4 damage points, saving throw versus half damage. - -See also: DISPEL-GOOD -#0 -DISPEL-GOOD - -Usage : cast 'dispel good' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 14. -Save : Special - -This spell will only affect good creatures. A good person of level -equal or less than caster will suffer 100 damage points. - -If the victim is higher level than caster, the spell will inflict -(caster_level)d4 damage points, saving throw versus half damage. - -See also: DISPEL-EVIL -#0 -DISPLAYS PROMPTS HIT-PNT-DISPLAY - -Usage: prompt < H | M | V | all | auto | off > - -Modify your prompt to show your hit points, mana, and/or movement points. - - > prompt hv Display hit points and movement points. - > prompt off Return to no prompt. - > prompt all Display hit, mana, and movement points. - - > prompt auto A seperate toggle that will only display your selected - prompt if the values drop below 30% of max. -See also: TOGGLE -#0 -DONATE - -Usage: donate - donate coins - -This command takes an object that you no longer want and deposits it in one of -the MUDs donation rooms. - - > donate shield - > donate all.bread - > donate 500 coins - -See also: JUNK, GET -#0 -DROP THROWN - -Usage: drop - drop all. - drop all - drop coins - -If you lose interest in a carried item, you can drop it on the ground. -Level 31 builders can not drop objects outside of their assigned zone. - - > drop bottle - > drop all.bread - > drop all - > drop 1000 coins - -See also: DONATE, GET, JUNK -#0 -DRUNK WINE LIQUID-CONTAINERS BEER SPIRITS DRINK-TYPES LIQUOR WHISKEY WHISKY LIQUIDS LIQ-CONTAINERS - - When selecting object type FOUNTAIN or DRINK CONTAINER you will need to -choose the type of liquid it contains from the following list: - - 0) water 1) beer - 2) wine 3) ale - 4) dark ale 5) whisky - 6) lemonade 7) firebreather - 8) local speciality 9) slime mold juice - 10) milk 11) tea - 12) coffee 13) blood - 14) salt water 15) clear water - -See also: VALUES -#31 -DTS NEAR-DEATHTRAP XP FIGHTING HEALTH DIE DYING DEATHTRAPS DEATHS %DEATH% DEAD STUNNED INCAPACITATED MORTALLY-WOUNDED DEATH-TRAPS TRIG-DEATH TRAPS TRIGEDIT-DEATH - - A player will be in the following state at the listed hitpoints. -Dead: -11 (dead!) -Mortally Wounded: -6 (will die) -Incapacitated: -3 (will slowly die) -Stunned: 0 (will recover) - -DEATHTRAPS - Rooms that will kill mortals on entry. All dropped items may be junked. -Since many people are not a fan of DT's I suggest a more painful and slow -near death trap: - -Example: @RTSTAT 3008, 12000, 6100, 6300, 41004@n +BAD: You shudder in fear as you look upon the evil statue of Marhuk! +GOOD: The massive statue of Marhuk glowers down upon everything with an + awful malicious expression. -See also: TRIGEDIT-MOB-DEATH, ROOMFLAGS, GROUP, SCORE +BAD: You proceed cautiously through the tunnel, weapon drawn. +GOOD: The dark tunnel appears empty, but it is impossible to know what + might lurk just beyond the veil of darkness." + +BAD: The dragon is large and looks very angry at you. +GOOD: A massive dragon roars in anger, steam billowing from its nostrils. + +BAD: You stand in a big room, it is very dark. +GOOD: Shadows cower along the tall walls and almost seem to be moving. The + floor is made of heavy stones, which are very dark in color. The + ceiling is quite some distance above the floor, small objects hang + from it, ruining the smoothness that is characteristic of the rest + of the room. + +See also: GRAMMAR #31 -EARTHQUAKE +FAQ FREQUENTLY-ASKED-QUESTIONS -Usage : cast 'earthquake' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Cleric level 12. -Save : - +1. Can I add color to my area? + Yes, you can. Just type in all the color codes. Just remember not to color +mob or obj keywords. @RHELP COLOR-CODES@n. + +2. What the heck is a VNUM? + A VNUM, or Virtual Number, is just a way to keep track of the items in the +game. + +3. I'm building an area, but I don't want to be redundant with words. + Invest in a thesaurus. Makes a world of difference, and if that doesn't +help, just make up your own words for things you create (just be sure to +describe them very well. Use @Chttp://m-w.com/@n for an online thesaurus +and dictionary. You can @Rtell m-w @n to lookup a definition. -This spell will damage everybody except the caster by -1d8+level_of_caster hitpoints. -#0 -EATING DRINKING SIP TASTE HUNGRY HUNGER THIRSTY FOOD NIBBLE +4. Where can I learn Trigedit? + Here! Welcor is now the developer of trigedit. We have extensive help files, +examples and tutorials. @RHELP TRIGEDIT@n and check out all the related help +files. @RHELP EXAMPLES@n for the best examples. -Usage: eat - taste [from] - drink [from] - sip [from] +5. When are you officially dead? + When you reach -11 hit points. Duh, everyone knows that. -If you're hungry or thirsty, these commands are for you! - - > eat bread - > taste bread - > drink from cup - > sip fountain - -If you taste or sip, you don't get large portions and won't be -hurt badly by poison. You :Sdon't get satisfied either, though. - -Thirst and Hunger are modified by objects in units of hours. So an object -with 24 drink units will quench thirst for 24 hours. Same for food. -Immortals never become hungry, thirsty or full. -#0 -ECHO GECHO QECHO - -Usage: echo - gecho - qecho - -ECHO displays a string to everyone in your room. -GECHO displays the string to everyone in the game. -QECHO displays the string to everyone with the QUEST flag. - -Examples: - > echo Hi, everyone in the room. - > gecho Hi, everyone in the game, isn't this annoying? - -See also: %ECHO% #31 -EDIT +SWORDS - This is simply a test function and does not actually do anything. + This help file is designed to remove a few misconceptions concerning swords +and swordplay of ages past. The undertaking will be to discuss what a sword +actually is and is not. As we think of them today, the blade of the sword is +constructed from a varying combination of iron and carbon. When considering +the material to make a blade from, there are two main factors that should come +to mind. The first factor is toughness, as in how resistant the metal is to +change in shape. This factor allows to blade to take and hold a good edge. +The problem with a metal that is excessively tough is that it has a tendency to +be brittle, meaning that when struck tiny pieces of the material break off, or +even have the sword snap. + The next property is the material's resilience or flex. This is the +opposite of toughness in that a material with high flex won't snap and chip. +The problem with a material with excessive flex is that it will dent easily +and can bend if enough pressure is applied to the blade. It is the job of the +blade smith to find a material with the best combination of toughness and flex +so the sword withstands the test of time and battle. I pointed out this fact +to show how some "modern" materials are not good for making swords no matter +how good they seem to be. An example of such material is diamond which is the +toughest material on earth but is extremely brittle so it would not be good to +use as a sword blade. Carbon steel is still the best material to make a sword +from, however there are still many kinds of carbon steel. The ratio of iron +and carbon in the material determines how tough or flexible it will be. + A few other misconceptions about swords that are almost universal: + One is the mass of such weapons as the claymore and other large blades. +In recorded history, there is no sword that was ever intended for use in +battle that weighed over 11 pounds. Claymores were generally 6 to 8 pounds. +For some reason it is thought that knights lugged around 50 pound whoppers that +were a foot thick and other such nonsense. Something people also are not quite +correct about is the ability of swords to easily cut through hard materials +such as wood and metal. A sword will not chop down a large tree in one stroke +or split an anvil, but it will do a great deal of damage to flesh and bone even +if the victim is wearing armor. + + Finally, if you would like to know any more about historical swords, contact +Shamra or visit the international sword forum at http://forums.swordforum.com. -See also: OLC +-by Shamra + +See also: WEAPONS DAMAGE #31 -EDITORS +WEAPONS DAGGERS OEDIT-WEAPON - Editors are what builders use to create their worlds. + When you create weapons, try to help round out the distribution of weapon +types. What I mean by this is that there are tons of swords already in the +game, but not that many pole arms or flails. You are probably going to get a +few groans from the immortals if you create yet another sword while neglecting +the other weapon types. No weapon may ever exceed 20 pounds in weight and do not +forget backstabbing is only possible with piercing weapons. + So often builders always make the biggest and baddest weapons with little +consideration of reality. Before you make a weapon, think about who will be +using it, how much should it weigh, how much damage should it inflict. Use +common sense. A two-handed battleaxe should always do more damage than a +dagger. Otherwise, why would I be a warrior and able to use large weapons if +I can be a thief and use a dagger that does more damage? Warriors should have +the best weapons. Mages should have the weakest. Weight is important enough +to mention again. A weight of 18, means only a player with strength 18 or up +can wield it, perfect to make weapons restricted to only warriors, and it also +makes a mage with the strength spell very important. Each race and class has +their advantages and disadvantages, use them. + Some permanent effects such as sanctuary and armor should be reserved for +armor not weapons, basically weapons would most often benefit the wielder with +some sort of detection spell, not protection. Also remember that some classes +should not use certain weapons, so weapons have to be within limits, or the +game will be unbalanced. -See also: OLC, REDIT, OEDIT, MEDIT, ZEDIT, SEDIT, TRIGEDIT, TEXT-EDITOR +See also: SWORDS, DAMAGE #31 -EMAILS ICQ AIM ADMIN E-MAILS CONTACTS MSN AOL +SIGNS -Name Email ICQ # AIM MSN + A sign can be made by creating a room extra description with keyword sign or +by loading a NOTAKE object to the room with an extra description sign. -Welcor welcor@@tbamud.com 18755607 -Rumble rumble@@tbamud.com 4822010 admwint wintersn -Shamra shamra@@tbamud.com BlackdemonRahl +Object Example: @RLOAD OBJ 10403@n, @RLOOK SIGN@n. +Room Example: @RGOTO 7318@n, @RLOOK SIGN@n. -Amber amber@@tbamud.com -Detta detta@@tbamud.com -Elaseth elaseth@@tbamud.com ParaVox3 -Elorien elorien@@tbamud.com -Ferret ferret@@tbamud.com radiax01 -Fizban fizban@@tbamud.com Fizban1216 fizban1216 -Fyre fyre@@tbamud.com -Heiach heiach@@tbamud.com heiach heiach -Random random@@tbamud.com 219948345 -Relsqui relsqui@@tbamud.com 72136407 Relsqui penguinista -Rhade rhade@@tbamud.com rhade_73 +#31 +NUMDICE DAMDICE NUM-DICE DAM-DICE NUMDAMDICE DICE DAMAGE-DICE HITPOINTS MODIFIERS WEAPONS-DAMAGE WEAPON-DAMAGE HP-DICE HP-BONUS DMG -#0 -EMOTES : EMOTIONS + Different weapons, mobs, spells, and traps cause different damage. 2D5 +means the damage will be calculated by rolling a 5 sided die twice. This is +leftover from such games as D&D. Where a questmaster determined damage by +rolling a die. d. + 3d5 means a five sided die will be rolled 3 times. This could give a range +of results from 3 to 15. An alternate and easier to understand method would be +to think of the worse and best case scenarios. Example: 5d8. The first number is +always the minimum damage: 5. Because worse case scenario would be rolling ones +every time. The best case scenario, or max damage, is simply 5 times 8. Meaning +you roll eights every time: 40. So 5d8 gives 5-40 damage. 6d7 means 6-42. 4d5 +is 4-20 points damage. + The question often comes up as to what damage a weapon should inflict. I +will attempt to explain. To understand damage you first need to know hitpoints. +A player starts with 10 hitpoints. Then they gain a certain amount depending on +their class when they level. Stock tbaMUD uses the following: Magic Users +gain 3-8, Clerics 5-10, Thieves 7-13, Warriors 10-15. So a level 1 Warrior +will have 20-25 hitpoints. Now, let us apply common sense. A weapon that does +25 points of damage could kill a level 1 player in one hit. While a weapon with +a damage of 1-2 points (1d2) would allow for several rounds of combat and a +chance to flee. A level 30 warrior would have 310-460 hitpoints. So a weapon +with damage of 50 would be okay. That is why we suggest 50 as max weapon damage. +To keep things simple I would suggest weapons only do damage equal or double to +the players level. -Usage: emote - : + Average damage is calculated by this formula: ((DAMDICE + 1)/2) X NUMDICE +4d5 = ((5+1)/2) X 4 = 3 X 4 = 12 points average damage. Which makes sense +since 4d5 would give damage between 4-20. -Show people what you're feeling. The shorthand for emote is ":". -"emote " will display your name, then the string. +See also: STANDARDS, %DAMAGE% +#31 +SPATIAL-ORIENTATION BIAS -Example: -If your name is "Rhade", - > emote is feeling very sad today. -will display: -Rhade is feeling very sad today. + Do not use direction bias. Words such as behind, in front, to the right, etc. +should never be used because you never know which direction a player is facing. +Use cardinal directions; north is always north. Do not assume that characters +have been in this room or surrounding rooms before. For example: "This room is +even colder than the surrounding chambers." If you have not been to all of the +surrounding chambers, or have teleported in somehow, this would make no sense. +Another common problem is "This path continues to climb steeply uphill." If +you were coming from the uphill direction, would not it be climbing downhill? + Do not use movement bias. This means that when writing a description, do not +say "You are walking on a path" because you never know. The player could be +flying, levitating, slithering, crawling, stomping, or anything in between. Do +not use time or season bias. This means that when writing a description, do +not say "The sun shines powerfully through the window". At night, that will not +make sense. + Also take into consideration all the different races and classes. Some +races and classes may not need air, food, or water. Some may not have feet, +clothing, eyes. Pretty much anything is possible, so know the MUD and its +mortals before you start building. + Try to make your area interesting for all the major character classes, not +just warriors or mages. Build in parts where thieves and clerics have a +special part to play. By the same token, do not assume all anyone wants is ++damage equipment. -See also: SOCIALS, GEMOTE -#0 -ENCHANT-WEAPON ENCHANT-ARMOR - -Usage : cast 'enchant weapon' -Accumulative: No -Duration : Permanent -Level : Mage level 26. - -This spell will enchant non-magical (non-modifying) weapons only. -By non-modifying weapons we refer to weapons that might alter any -ability such as for example damage. The only way to know if a weapon -is suitable for enchantment is to fully identify it. - -The enchantment will modify the weapon as: - - Level Hit Roll Damage - - 0..17 +1 +1 - 18..19 +2 +1 - 20..20+ +2 +2 -#0 -ENERGY-DRAIN - -Usage : cast 'energy drain' -Accumulative: - -Duration : Instantaneous -Level : Mage level 13. -Save : Versus spell for half damage. - -This spell does not give much damage, but victims failing their -saving throws will loose up to 40,000 XP points. You will gain -a quarter of this XP. - -Beware that this spell is evil. -#0 -ENTER - -Usage: enter [place] - -If you type 'enter' while you are outdoors, you'll enter any nearby shelter. -You can also follow 'enter' with an argument; for example, 'enter hole'. - -#0 -EQUIPMENT POSITIONS EQUIPMENT-POSITIONS WORN FINGERS NECKS BODY HEADS LEGS FEET HANDS ARMS SHIELDS ABOUT WAIST WRISTS WIELDED HELD TRIG-POSITIONS TRIGEDIT-POSITIONS %POSITIONS% EQ-SLOT %EQ-SLOT% - -Usage: equipment - -Gives you a list of all the equipment you're wearing, holding, and wielding. - -You are using: Trigedit positions - [200] a generic light light 0 - [201] a generic ring rfinger 1 - [202] a generic ring lfinger 2 - [203] a generic necklace neck1 3 - [204] a generic necklace neck2 4 - [205] a set of generic body armor body 5 - [206] a generic helm head 6 - [207] a pair of generic leggings legs 7 - [208] a pair of generic boots feet 8 - [209] a pair of generic gloves hands 9 - [210] a pair of generic sleeves arms 10 - [211] a generic shield shield 11 - [212] a generic cape about 12 - [213] a generic belt waist 13 - [214] a generic wristguard rwrist 14 - [215] a generic wristguard lwrist 15 - [216] a generic weapon wield 16 - [217] a generic staff hold 17 - inv 18 - - AC is modified on some positions as follows: Body X3, Head and Legs X2. - -See also: INVENTORY, REMOVE, WEAR, %INVENTORY%, %EQ% #31 ERRORS SYSERRS INVALID @@ -2918,2463 +842,140 @@ that is not used. See also: TRIG-ERRORS, ZEDIT-MISTAKES, SEDIT-MISTAKES #31 -EVALUATE TRIG-EVALS EVALS +TRIG-ERRORS TRIGEDIT-ERRORS TRIGEDIT-MISTAKES -Usage: eval +These are numerous and I will add them as people ask questions about them. -* this example immediately evaluates the expression below and stores the result -* in %result% -eval result %self.hitp% * 100 / %self.maxhitp% -say My hitpoint percentage is %result% -* this result will not change after the evaluation even if %self.hitp% changes. +Make sure nohassle is OFF. +For mob triggers make sure the mob can see the actor, set INFRA in DARK rooms. - The eval command is used to set (or create) the specified variable equal to -the result of the immediate evaluation of the provided expression. There also -exists a "set" command, with the same syntax. Set differs in that the expression -is not evaluated until the variable is accessed. +AFF_CHARM prevents triggers from firing. -Example: @RTSTAT 49@n - -See also: TRIG-SET +See Also: ZEDIT-MISTAKES, SEDIT-MISTAKES #31 -EVERYTHING ANYTHING +CYGWIN README.CYGWIN README-CYGWIN COMPILER SHELLS -When I help people I usually ask them what they need help with. All too often -they tell me: everything. I can not teach people everything. It is up to each -individual to learn what they can and then ask informed questions. The help -files here are extensive and are continuously being developed. Read through -all of the TBA zone starting at room 3. Inform yourself and then ask an -informed question in which I or the other staff members will be able to help -with. +http://www.tbamud.com/files/README.CYGWIN -See also: NEWBIE +See also: CODING, DOWNLOADS #31 -EXAMINE +TILDES ~ -Usage: examine +On tbaMUD a tilde is used in the world files to denote an end of line. This way +the files can be saved and read. Because of this adding a tilde in any of the +editors on older versions of CircleMUD could make the MUD unbootable. -May give you some valuable information about an item or monster. +See also: WORLD-FILE +#31 +DISCONNECT FLOOD OVERFLOW CUTOFF CUT-OFF ENTERING-TEXT -See also: LOOK -#0 -EXITS + This commonly happens to new builders when they try to enter too much text +at once in the text-editor. To prevent this simply enter a sentence or two at +a time. Hit return then enter another sentence then repeat. The MUD prevents +people from entering large strings of text to keep the CPU from getting bogged +down. A return is required at least every 256 characters. If this is not done +the text will simply be cut off and lost. So enter each sentence separately and +when done type /fi to format with indent. -Usage: exits - -Gives you a list of the obvious exits from your location. Of course, the less -obvious ones won't show up here - you have to THINK in order to locate those. - -See also: AUTOEXIT -#0 -EXPORT - - Used by the IMP's to export a zone for other MUD's. This command replaces -the zone number with QQ's. This allows any decent text-editor to "find and -replace" the QQ's with a zone number of your choice. The zone will be saved -into a compressed file as: _.tgz i.e. 1_Sanctus.tgz - Use your preferred client to unpack and then a text editor to find and -replace the QQ's with your zone number. If you want to keep the existing zone -number make sure to say so when you ask for an export. The easiest way to add -a new zone is to first create the new zone and then overwrite the created -files. A zone consist of up to 5 different files that are located in their own -directories in lib/world/: .mob .obj .shp .trg .wld .zon +See also: TEXT-EDITOR #31 -EXPRESSIONS TRIG-EXPRESSIONS TRIGEDIT-EXPRESSIONS INCREMENTS MATHEMATICAL NUMBERS TRIGEDIT-NUMBERS != <> LOGIC && /= || \ RNUMBERS + OPERATORS OPERATIONS == EQUAL ADDITION SUBTRACTION +BUFFERS DEFINES MAXSIZE MAX_SIZE MAXBUFFERS MAX_BUFFERS -A false expression is any expression that evaluates to 0, or an empty string. -A true expression is any expression that evaluates to anything other than a -false expression. The following list are the recognized operators. They are -listed in order of priority higher. Expressions are evaluated from left to -right. Parenthesis can be used to create priority. +define MAX_SOCK_BUF (24 * 1024) /* Size of kernel's sock buf */ +define MAX_PROMPT_LENGTH 96 /* Max length of prompt */ +define LARGE_BUFSIZE (MAX_SOCK_BUF - GARBAGE_SPACE - MAX_PROMPT_LENGTH) +define MAX_STRING_LENGTH 49152 +define MAX_INPUT_LENGTH 512 /* Max length per *line* of input */ +define MAX_RAW_INPUT_LENGTH 1024 /* Max size of *raw* input */ +define MAX_MESSAGES 60 +define MAX_NAME_LENGTH 20 +define MAX_PWD_LENGTH 30 +define MAX_TITLE_LENGTH 80 +define HOST_LENGTH 40 +define PLR_DESC_LENGTH 4098 +define MAX_SKILLS 200 +define MAX_AFFECT 32 +define MAX_OBJ_AFFECT 6 /* Used in obj_file_elem */ +define MAX_NOTE_LENGTH 4000 /* arbitrary */ +define MAX_LAST_ENTRIES 6000 /* arbitrary */ +define MAX_HELP_KEYWORDS 256 +define OLC_SCRIPT_EDIT 82766 +define MAX_BOARD_MESSAGES 60 /* arbitrary -- change if needed */ +define MAX_MESSAGE_LENGTH 4096 /* arbitrary -- change if needed */ +define MAX_CMD_LENGTH 16384 /* 16k should be plenty and then some */ +define MAX_SCRIPT_DEPTH 10 /* maximum depth triggers can */ +define MAX_HOUSES 100 +define MAX_GUESTS 10 +define MAX_MAIL_SIZE 4096 +define MAX_ROOM_NAME 75 +define MAX_MOB_NAME 50 +define MAX_OBJ_NAME 50 +define MAX_ROOM_DESC 2048 +define MAX_EXIT_DESC 256 +define MAX_EXTRA_DESC 512 +define MAX_MOB_DESC 1024 +define MAX_OBJ_DESC 512 +define MAX_ROOM_NAME 75 +define MAX_MOB_NAME 50 +define MAX_OBJ_NAME 50 +define MAX_ROOM_DESC 1024 +define MAX_MOB_DESC 512 +define MAX_OBJ_DESC 512 +define MAX_TRADE 5 /* List maximums for compatibility */ +define MAX_PROD 5 /* with shops before v3.0 */ +define MAX_SHOP_OBJ 100 /* "Soft" maximum for list maximums */ +define MAX_OPER 4 -|Expr| Name | Common Examples -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -| || | logical or | if %actor.level% == 34 || %actor.name% == Rumble -| | | (if actor level equals 34 or name equals Rumble) -| && | logical and | if %actor.is_pc% && %actor.sex% == male -| | | (if actor is a player and is male) -| == | equal to | if %actor.hitp% == 1 -| | | (if actor hitpoints is equal to 1) -| != | not equal to | if %actor.age% != 1 -| | | (if actor age is not equal to 1) -| < | less than | if %actor.dex% < 16 -| | | (if actor dexterity is less than 16) -| > | greater than | if %actor.align% > 349 -| | | (if actor alignment is greater than 349) -| <= | less than or equal | if %actor.exp% <= 2 -| | | (if actor experience is less than or equal to 1) -| >= | greater than or equal | if %actor.mana% >= 1 -| | | (if actor mana is greater than or equal to 1) -| /= | contains substring | if wardrobe /= %arg% (will match arg wardrob, -| | | wardro, wardr, ward, etc. @RHELP MUDCOMMAND@n) -| - | subtraction | 15 - 10 = 5 -| + | addition | 10 + 15 = 25 -| * | multiplication | 10 * 20 = 200 -| / | division | 100 / 20 = 5 -| ! | negation | if !%actor.is_killer% (if actor is not a killer) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - -NOTE: += and ++ are not used. - -Example: @RTSTAT 63@n #31 -EXTRA-DESCRIPTIONS EXTRA-DESCS E-DESCRIPTIONS REDIT-E-DESCRIPTIONS REDIT-MENU-E-DESCRIPTIONS REDIT-EXTRA-DESCRIPTIONS +DTS NEAR-DEATHTRAP XP FIGHTING HEALTH DIE DYING DEATHTRAPS DEATHS %DEATH% DEAD STUNNED INCAPACITATED MORTALLY-WOUNDED DEATH-TRAPS TRIG-DEATH TRAPS TRIGEDIT-DEATH + + A player will be in the following state at the listed hitpoints. +Dead: -11 (dead!) +Mortally Wounded: -6 (will die) +Incapacitated: -3 (will slowly die) +Stunned: 0 (will recover) + +DEATHTRAPS + Rooms that will kill mortals on entry. All dropped items may be junked. +Since many people are not a fan of DT's I suggest a more painful and slow +near death trap: + +Example: @RTSTAT 3008, 12000, 6100, 6300, 41004@n -B) Extra descriptions menu - Extra descriptions are used to make a room/obj more interesting, and make them -more interactive. Extra descriptions are accessed by players when they type -"look <>," where is any word you choose. For example, you might -write a room description, which includes the tantalizing sentence, "The wall -looks strange here." Using extra descriptions, players could then see -additional detail by typing "look wall." Choosing this option will bring you -to the extra descriptions menu: - -1) Keyword: @y@n - List the words you want people to use to interact with it. Simply the -. Do not use a/an/the/look/read in this field. - -2) Description: -@y@n - This is the text editor for describing something in the room. Be sure to -use /fi by typing it into the last line and hitting enter. - -3) Goto next description: - This option will allow you to make as many extra descriptions as you want. - - To delete an extra description all you have to do is leave the keywords -or the Description blank and exit. - +See also: TRIGEDIT-MOB-DEATH, ROOMFLAGS, GROUP, SCORE #31 -EXTRACT +APOSTROPHES -Usage: extract to-variable word-number from-text - -* could be used to do strange things to what people say: -extract testvar1 1 %speech% -extract testvar2 2 %speech% -extract testvar3 3 %speech% -extract testvar4 4 %speech% -say do you mean %testvar4% %testvar3% %testvar2% %testvar1% ? - - Place a specific word from the 'from-text' into a new or existing variable -'to-variable'. Do not enclose the name of the to-variable in %'s. - -#31 -FAMOUS QUOTES FUNNY HUMOR JOKES LAUGH - -Detta: this might hurt a little going in ;) -Detta: yeah have been up to my waist in manure before heh, fun stuff :P -Detta: you know... I normally just think about cute fluffy animals and paradise islands during my naps :) - -*Alexrain asked Detta if those numbers in her title were her measurements. -[33 Cl] Detta '19/27/118' - Never get to heaven if you're scared of getting high - -*Shamra mistakenly gave everyone the wrong URL, then: -Shamra: 33 Yes it was a PORN site...P-O-R-N...are you happy now! ?? -Shamra: all this chemistry talk is going to give me a serious orgasm :P - -Manivo: ...it hurts to have a conscience. =( -Manivo: (And the knowledge that Rumble reads the backlog) :P -Manivo: Actually I somehow lost a centimeter since I last measured. :P -Manivo: But Rumble would whip me in ways I would not enjoy. :) -Manivo: GOD, forget to put on deodorant ONE time, and you never let it go, HUH! >:( - -*Conversation between Surtur and Fyre -Surtur: .....i pray you never become a therapist or psychiatrist -Fyre: i'll keep that in mind for the future - -Masok: Anyone else think that maybe we should randomly carpet bomb overly populated areas of poor or useless people? -Masok: You cant. I have metal underwear. - -*While talking with Rumble* -Heiach: 15 inches?!.. Oh my.. I'm quite happy with my 2 or 3 - -Ferret: <33> so did you examine the cord?? see if the Moose was chewing on the cable? - -*When puff took over TBA (everyone turned into puff) -Puff dragon fractal: boy did I mess something up ;-P (Rumble) -Puff dragon fractal: hehe now I can say whatever I want and get away with it (Shamra) -Puff dragon fractal: will bring down the mud, one sec (Rumble) - -*Conversation between Detta and Heiach (Heiach talking about what he is feeding his pet) -Detta says, 'what are you having?' -Detta says, 'I am microwaving some spaghetti myself atm' -Heiach says, 'entrails, guts, beating hearts, heads, quivering flesh' - -Gossip: Salem pets Heiach. -Gossip: Heiach calls down lightning on Salem, leaving a pile of ashes that blows away in the wind. -Salem gossips, 'you're ment to purr :P' -Heiach: yeah.. I typoed - -*Talking about Shamra and her traveling cross country. -Demorie: and its hard to drive with him on my lap - -Dysprosic gossips, 'but I think I stained my jeans and now everybody knows that I've been in there.' - -Five: how do you make a mud? -Silvanos: add dirt and water :P - -Alucard: nut press isnt a mudcommand, right? - -Gossip: Shamra kisses Demorie. -Demorie: aw :) -Gossip: Demorie pounces on Shamra, pinning him to the ground. -Gossip: Demorie kisses Shamra passionately. -Bulrock gossips, 'Okay okay... get a Vnum for pete's sake' - -Fade: if (GET_SEXY_NESS(Fade) > VERY) -Fade: worship(Fade.body); -Gossip: Fade ducks out of the way. -Rumble: SYSERROR: GET_SEXY_NESS(fade) returns negative value - -*A new player logs in and: -Ghost gossips, 'suck my dick man' -Ghost gossips, 'oh sorry wrong mud' - -[ (GC) Shinseiku tried to get help on NOASSHOLE ] -[ Closing link to: Happythoughts. ] -[ Closing link to: God. ] - -Krin gossips, 'my dog turned my computer off...' - -Elorien: a new builder is logging on in a sex, its an imm from the mud Im building an area to atm -Shamra: hmm...have something on your mind elorien? :P - -Danguba: they say man without a stomack is like wait I cant remember the other part - -Nicodemus: There IS an end to the help files.. right? -Nicodemus: whew, I found the end -Nicodemus: That is without a doubt the most complete set of help files I've ever seen on a game.. -Nicodemus: Damn, I found ANOTHER hallway... - -Elerrina gossips, 'its hailing hard here' -Elerrina gossips, 'you can tell because in this day and age hail has a different sound than it used to' -Elerrina gossips, 'used to sound like small pellets of ice bouncing off stuff. now it sounds like car alarms' - -Dygash gossips, 'hehe how strange is this, someone opened a mud and advertised staff positions then 9hrs later shut the mud down!' - -More Good Stuff: http://www.bash.org/?top -#0 -FAQ FREQUENTLY-ASKED-QUESTIONS - -1. Can I add color to my area? - Yes, you can. Just type in all the color codes. Just remember not to color -mob or obj keywords. @RHELP COLOR-CODES@n. + The apostrophe is something else that is incorrectly used quite often. Here +are a couple of quick examples to show its uses: -2. What the heck is a VNUM? - A VNUM, or Virtual Number, is just a way to keep track of the items in the -game. - -3. I'm building an area, but I don't want to be redundant with words. - Invest in a thesaurus. Makes a world of difference, and if that doesn't -help, just make up your own words for things you create (just be sure to -describe them very well. Use @Chttp://m-w.com/@n for an online thesaurus -and dictionary. You can @Rtell m-w @n to lookup a definition. +Fred's sister is Doris. +Correct. This states that Fred has a sister named Doris. +Fred's sisters' dog is named Rover. +Correct. Rover is the dog that belongs to the numerous sisters of Fred. +Fred's sister's dog is named Rover. +Correct. Rover is the dog that belongs to the *single* sister of Fred. -4. Where can I learn Trigedit? - Here! Welcor is now the developer of trigedit. We have extensive help files, -examples and tutorials. @RHELP TRIGEDIT@n and check out all the related help -files. @RHELP EXAMPLES@n for the best examples. +Fyre asked his writing group about those possessive plurals and here is the +response from his top flight editor who makes her living in Switzerland +doing impressive loads of copyediting. -5. When are you officially dead? - When you reach -11 hit points. Duh, everyone knows that. +"The horses' manes" is correct; the "ess apostrophe ess" form is only used in +proper names: Travis's albums, Maris's pendants -#31 -FILES FILE-GODCMDS FILE-LEVELS +My source is the Chicago Manual of Style, used in the majority of publishing +houses in the States. -Usage: file