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$n cowers away from $p.
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You look around desperatly for someone to cradle in your arms.
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You look around desperately for someone to cradle in your arms.
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$n is looking for someone to cradle in $s arms.
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You wrap your arms around $N, cradling $M close to you.
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$n wraps $s arms around $N, cradling $M to $m closely.
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~curse curse 0 5 0 0
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You swear loudly for a long time.
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$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!!
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You curse $M and all $S ancestors and descendents.
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You curse $M and all $S ancestors and descendants.
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$n calls doubt on $N's parentage.
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$n curses you, what a moron!
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Your curses echo emptily.
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$n looks dreamily at you.
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Your idol seems not to be here...
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You must love yourself, huh?
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$n daydreasm about $mself... get a life, huh?
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$n daydreams about $mself... get a life, huh?
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You look at $S $t dreamily.
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$n looks at $N's $t dreamily.
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$n looks at your $t dreamily.
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$n ducks under $p.
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~duh duh 0 8 8 0
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You hit yourself in the forhead and go, 'Duh!'.
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You hit yourself in the forehead and go, 'Duh!'.
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$n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the?
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$n whacks $N's $t with $s smelly fish, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids!
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$n mercilessly whacks at your $t with a smelly fish.
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You whack at $p with your smelly fish.
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$n starts whacking at $p with a smelly fish for absolutley no reason whatsoever.
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$n starts whacking at $p with a smelly fish for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
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~flail flail 0 5 0 0
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You flail your arms about wildly.
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~flirt flirt 0 5 0 0
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You flirt outrageously.
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$n flirts outragously.
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$n flirts outrageously.
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You flirt outrageously with $N.
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$n flirts outrageously with $N.
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$n walks up to you and says, 'Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?'
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You froth at the mouth.
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$n froths at the mouth!
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You froth at the mouth at the sight of $M!
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$n frothss at the mouth at the sight of $N.
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$n froths at the mouth at the sight of $N.
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$n froths at the mouth at the sight of you!
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You seem a bit frothy today.
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MAD DOG!
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Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N.
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$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N.
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$n's eyes gleam mischievously at you.
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Do your eyes still gleam if theres no one around to see it?
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Do your eyes still gleam if there's no one around to see it?
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Your eyes gleam mischievously at your own thoughts.
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$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $s own thoughts.
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Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t.
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~grunts grunt 0 5 0 0
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You grunt loudly.
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$n grunts at you vigorouusly!
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$n grunts at you vigorously!
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You grunt vigorously at $M!
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$n grunts vigorously at $N!
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$n grunts vigorously at you!
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$n raises $s hand in response to $N.
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$n raises $s hand in response to you.
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If you raise your hand in an empty room, does anyone see?
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You raise your hand... at least thats one of you.
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You raise your hand... at least that's one of you.
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$n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one.
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$n feeds $N a knuckle sandwich!
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$n feeds you a knuckle sandwich! Are you gonna take that???
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You can't do that, they arent here!
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You crack your knuckles in a cacauphonous explosion of joints.
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$n cracks $s knuckles. Causing a cacauphony of exploding joints.
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You crack your knuckles in a cacophonous explosion of joints.
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$n cracks $s knuckles. Causing a cacophony of exploding joints.
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You knuckle $S $t.
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$n knuckles $N's $t.
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$n knuckles your $t.
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You strike your best pose for $M. They seem to maintain neutrality.
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$n is posing for $N. I think somebody wants on!
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$n appears to be posing for you. $e will do anything to catch your eye won't $e!
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Modeling for the wall again? You really need friends.
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You pose and procede to observe yourself. "Perky!, nice and Perky!"
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Modelling for the wall again? You really need friends.
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You pose and proceed to observe yourself. "Perky!, nice and Perky!"
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$n is modeling for $mself again. WHAT a surprise!
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You grab $S $t and model it for $M.
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$n grabs $N's $t and models it for $M.
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$n grabs your $t and models it for you.
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You pose attractively and model $p. It definetly goes with your outfit.
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You pose attractively and model $p. It definitely goes with your outfit.
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$n poses attractively and models $p. Don't they look gorgeous!
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~modest modest 0 8 8 0
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You nod at $N.
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$n nods at $N.
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$n nods at you.
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They arent here.
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They aren't here.
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You nod reassuringly to yourself.
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$n nods reassuringly to $mself.
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You nod at $M $t.
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$n gives you a gentle peck on the cheek.
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No, I'm afraid not. That person isn't here.
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That's not very possible you know?
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$n tries to give $mself a peck on the cheeck. Failing miserably.
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$n tries to give $mself a peck on the cheek. Failing miserably.
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You give $N a gentle peck on $S $t.
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$n gives $N a gentle peck on $S $t.
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$n gives you a gentle peck on your $t.
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~picknose picknose 0 8 8 0
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You pick your nose. Gross!
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$n picks $s nose. Apparantly someone doesn't know any manners.
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$n picks $s nose. Apparently someone doesn't know any manners.
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You pick your nose, unfortunately at the same time as $N glances over at you!
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$n picks $s nose right when $N glances over at $m! How unfortunate!
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As you glance at $n, they pick their nose!! Ewwww!
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~pie pie 0 5 0 0
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You get hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and look around for someone who seems hungry...
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$n gets hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and looks around for someone who seems hungry...
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You toss a pie staight into $N's face, Bwahahahaha!!
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You toss a pie straight into $N's face, Bwahahahaha!!
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$n tosses a pie straight into the face of $N, yuck, goo all over $S face.
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You are too late to see $n tossing a pie straight at your face. You try to move, but, no... Cherry flavored goo all over your face!
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You can't see that person here, sorry. Aim again. :)
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You plant a pie in your face, making a good work to get yourself as messy as posible, after all you like cherry...
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$n looks at a pie and suddenly plants it straigt in $s own face, whirling it around till it falls into tiny bits and pieces...
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You plant a pie in your face, making a good work to get yourself as messy as possible, after all you like cherry...
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$n looks at a pie and suddenly plants it straight in $s own face, whirling it around till it falls into tiny bits and pieces...
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You toss a pie straight at $S $t.
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$n tosses a pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess.
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$n tosses a pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think.
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$n rolls $s eyes in disgust.
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You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust.
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$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes in disgust.
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$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust.
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$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in disgust.
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Um... who?
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You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence.
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$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself.
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$n scolds $N to within a thrashing of $S life.
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$n scolds you to within a thrashing of your life.
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Sure sure, but who might that be?
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You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself.
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You scold yourself, there that's better, you told yourself.
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$n scolds $mself furiously.
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You scold $S $t.
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$n scolds $N's $t.
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~sheathe sheathe 0 5 0 0
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You sheathe your weapon.
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$n sheathes $s weapon.
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$n sheaths $s weapon.
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You sheathe your weapon glaring at $M.
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$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at $N.
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$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at you.
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In front of whom?
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You put it down, you are free to live.
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$n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive.
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$n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheaths and $n looks more alive.
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$n orders $s dog to go and fetch the slippers of $N.
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$n orders $s dog to go and fetch your slippers.
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Your dog looks miffed as he cannot find them to give slippers to.
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Yor dog dashes off and returns with your slippers.
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Your dog dashes off and returns with your slippers.
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$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself.
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$n snaps $s fingers at $p.
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~snarl snarl 0 5 0 0
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You snarl like a viscious animal.
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$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal.
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You snarl like a vicious animal.
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$n snarls like a cornered, vicious animal.
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You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself!
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$n snarls angrily at $N. $e seems incapable of controlling $mself.
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$n snarls viciously at you. $s self-control seems to have gone bananas.
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You give $N a fierce snogging! Thou art brave!
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$n gives $N a fierce snogging!
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$n moves foward and gives you a fierce snogging!
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$n moves forward and gives you a fierce snogging!
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You can't find them here.
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You attempt to snog yourself..
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$n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself!
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$n stomps on your toes! CRUNCH!
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You go to stomp on them then stop short, realizing they're not here.
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You stomp on your toes, way to go klutz!
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$n stomps on $s own toes, dont they look stupid?
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$n stomps on $s own toes, don't they look stupid?
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You stomp on $S $t.
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$n stomps on $N's $t.
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$n stomps on your $t.
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$n stomps on $p, breaking it into a million pieces.
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~stone stone 0 8 8 0
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You call for a stoning! Theres a SINNER about!
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$n calls for a stoning! Theres a SINNER about!
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You call for a stoning! There's a SINNER about!
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$n calls for a stoning! There's a SINNER about!
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You start hurling stones at $N, SINNER!
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$n starts hurling stones at $N the SINNER!
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$n starts hurling stones at you, what did you do?
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~strangle strangle 0 5 0 0
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You look around for a victim...
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$n looks around for a victim to strangle.
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You throw yourself against $N's throat, trying to squeze the life out.
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You throw yourself against $N's throat, trying to squeeze the life out.
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$n throws $mself after $N's throat.
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$n throws $mself after your throat, you try to defend yourself.
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AARGH! They must have left... #&%£@!
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~swear swear 0 5 0 0
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You swear loudly for a long time.
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$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!!
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You swear $M and all $S ancestors and descendents.
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You swear $M and all $S ancestors and descendants.
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$n swears at $N's profanely.
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$n swears at you profanely, what a jerk!
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Your swearing echo's emptily.
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$n swoons onto $p.
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~sword sword 0 8 0 0
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You unsheath your blade and threaten to lop someone's head off.
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You unsheathe your blade and threaten to lop someone's head off.
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$n draws forth $s sword and threatens to lop someone's head off.
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You unsheath your sword and point it directly at the neck of $N.
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You unsheathe your sword and point it directly at the neck of $N.
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$n unsheathes $s sword and points it directly at the neck of $N.
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$n draws $s sword and points it directly at your neck!
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Who shall you threaten with your sword?
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~tackle tackle 0 5 0 0
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You tackle the air. It stands not a chance.
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$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air.
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$n starts running around $mself in a desperate attempt to tackle the air.
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You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground.
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$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground.
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$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground!
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That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...)
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Tackle yourself? Yeah, right....
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$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.
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$n makes a dexterous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.
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You tackle $S $t.
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$n tackles $N's $t.
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$n tackles your $t.
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$n stuns $N with a quick punch and forces $S head into the vice. $N screams and thrashes helplessly but the steel jaws hold $M tight. Grinning sadistically, $n slowly turns the crank until the skull cracks with a sickening pop. $N has been silenced.
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$n forces your head into the vice and tightens the steel jaws preventing all movement. Smiling sadistically, $e cranks the handle as your screaming headache becomes everything. Then there is nothing but peace.
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Your vice remains empty.
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You place your own head into a vice and turn the crank until your conscienceness fades.
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You place your own head into a vice and turn the crank until your consciousness fades.
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$n puts $s own head into a vice and turns the crank until there is a loud pop.
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You place $S $t in the jaws of the vice and tighten them enough to prevent movement. Slowly, you crank the vice tighter and tighter, enjoying the rising amplitude of the screams until the splintering climax when the $t shatters. $N is quiet now.
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$n stuns $N with a quick punch and forces $S $t into the vice. $N screams and thrashes helplessly but the steel jaws hold $M tight. Grinning sadistically, $n slowly turns the crank until the $t cracks with a sickening pop. $N has been silenced.
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$n whacks $N's $t with $s spongy bat, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids!
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$n mercilessly whacks at your $t.
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You whack at $p with your spongy bat.
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$n starts whacking at $p for absolutley no reason whatsoever.
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$n starts whacking at $p for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
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~whimper whimper 0 5 5 0
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You whimper pitifully.
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~whistle whistle 0 5 0 0
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You whistle appreciatively.
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$n whistles appreciatively.
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you whsitle a happy tune.
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you whistle a happy tune.
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$n whistles a happy tune at $N.
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$n whistles a happy tune at you -- do you know $m.
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Who do you want to whistle at?
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Jason "Opie" Babo