diff --git a/changelog b/changelog index 7c6cc30..e3612c4 100644 --- a/changelog +++ b/changelog @@ -2,14 +2,16 @@ TbaMUD is currently being developed by The Builder Academy. If you need any help, find any bugs, or have ideas for improvement please stop by TBA at telnet://tbamud.com:9091 or email rumble@tbamud.com --Rumble -tbaMUD 3.56 +tbaMUD 3.57 +[Aug 11 2008] - Rumble + Updated World and files for 3.57 release. [Aug 10 2008] - Fizban Added sanity checks to zedit new. (Can no longer make zones that include negative vnums, also get the proper message when you have 3 of the 4 arguments.) You can now put objects in and remove objects from closed containers as an imm with nohassle. You can now walk through closed doors as an imm with nohassle on. You can now open locked containers and doors without unlocking them as an immortal with nohassle. You can now examine the contents of closed containers as an imm with nohassle. - Made zedit new add the .qst file to the index file. + Made zedit new added the .qst file to the index file. Fixed various qedit related bugs. (thanks Mirad and Jamdog) Removed deprecated "murder" code. When pkill is on players can now order charmed mobs to attack other players. @@ -81,6 +83,7 @@ tbaMUD 3.56 [Apr 26 2008] - Rumble Added README.BSD. (thanks Blix) Cleaned up act.comm.c, mobs can now use comm channels. (thanks Rhade) +tbamud 3.56 [Apr 07 2008] - Rumble Fixed typos in lib/misc/messages and socials.new [Apr 04 2008] - jeremyosborne diff --git a/lib/misc/socials.new b/lib/misc/socials.new index 57dcb8b..6ffa750 100644 --- a/lib/misc/socials.new +++ b/lib/misc/socials.new @@ -1,27 +1,27 @@ ~... ... 0 5 0 0 -You're speechless. -$n is speechless. -You're speechless about what $E just did! -$n is speechless about what $N just did! -$n is speechless at what you just did! -Well they're not here, eh who cares? You were speechless anyway! -You're speechless about what you just did! -$n is speechless about what $e just did! -You're speechless about $S $t. -$n is speechless about $N's $t. -$n is speechless about your $t. +You're speechless. +$n is speechless. +You're speechless about what $E just did! +$n is speechless about what $N just did! +$n is speechless at what you just did! +Well they're not here, eh who cares? You were speechless anyway! +You're speechless about what you just did! +$n is speechless about what $e just did! +You're speechless about $S $t. +$n is speechless about $N's $t. +$n is speechless about your $t. # # ~abc abc 1 1 0 0 -You start to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." -$n starts to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." -You look at $N. "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" -$n looks at $N and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" -$n looks at you and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" You see a small gummy bear jumping up and down on their shoulder. -You must be crazy... you can't see the gummy bears! -You look behind you. You look back forward, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." -$n looks behind themselves. They look forward quickly, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me" escapes their lips. +You start to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." +$n starts to sing, "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." +You look at $N. "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" +$n looks at $N and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" +$n looks at you and says, "Are the gummy bears chasing you?" You see a small gummy bear jumping up and down on their shoulder. +You must be crazy... you can't see the gummy bears! +You look behind you. You look back forward, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me." +$n looks behind themselves. They look forward quickly, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me" escapes their lips. # # # @@ -29,8 +29,8 @@ $n looks behind themselves. They look forward quickly, worried. "ABCD LSD, Gummy # ~abrac abrac 0 8 8 0 -Abra Abra Cadabra! -$n goes 'Abra Cadabra!' +Abra Abra Cadabra! +$n goes 'Abra Cadabra!' # # # @@ -44,72 +44,72 @@ $n goes 'Abra Cadabra!' # ~accuse accuse 0 5 0 0 -Accuse who?? -$n accuses everyone. -You look accusingly at $M. -$n looks accusingly at $N. -$n looks accusingly at you. -Accuse somebody who's not even there?? -You accuse yourself. -$n seems to have a bad conscience. -You look accusingly at $S $t. -$n looks accusingly at $N's $t. -$n looks at your $t accusingly. -You look accusingly at $p. -$n looks accusingly at $p. +Accuse who?? +$n accuses everyone. +You look accusingly at $M. +$n looks accusingly at $N. +$n looks accusingly at you. +Accuse somebody who's not even there?? +You accuse yourself. +$n seems to have a bad conscience. +You look accusingly at $S $t. +$n looks accusingly at $N's $t. +$n looks at your $t accusingly. +You look accusingly at $p. +$n looks accusingly at $p. ~ack ack 0 5 0 0 -ACK! -$n goes ACK!! -You look at $M and go ACK! -$n looks at $N and goes ACK! -$n looks at you and goes ACK! -You look for someone to go ACK! at. -You look at yourself and go ACK! -$n looks at $mself and goes ACK! -You look at $S $t and go ACK! -$n looks atat $N's $t and goes ACK! -$n looks at your $t and goes ACK! -You look at $p and go ACK! -$n looks at $p and goes ACK! +ACK! +$n goes ACK!! +You look at $M and go ACK! +$n looks at $N and goes ACK! +$n looks at you and goes ACK! +You look for someone to go ACK! at. +You look at yourself and go ACK! +$n looks at $mself and goes ACK! +You look at $S $t and go ACK! +$n looks atat $N's $t and goes ACK! +$n looks at your $t and goes ACK! +You look at $p and go ACK! +$n looks at $p and goes ACK! ~adieu adieu 0 5 0 0 -You bid adieu to the world. -$n bids adieu to this world. -You bid $M a fond adieu. -$n bids $N a fond adieu. -$n bids you a fond adieu. -They must have already left. -You bid yourself a fond adieu. -$n bids $mself a fond adieu. -You look at $S $t and say adieu. -$n looks at $N's $t and bids it adieu. -$n looks at your $t and bids it adieu. -You look at $p and bids it adieu. -$n looks at $p and bids it adieu. +You bid adieu to the world. +$n bids adieu to this world. +You bid $M a fond adieu. +$n bids $N a fond adieu. +$n bids you a fond adieu. +They must have already left. +You bid yourself a fond adieu. +$n bids $mself a fond adieu. +You look at $S $t and say adieu. +$n looks at $N's $t and bids it adieu. +$n looks at your $t and bids it adieu. +You look at $p and bids it adieu. +$n looks at $p and bids it adieu. ~admire admire 0 5 0 0 -Who do you wish to admire in this Cruel World? -$n admires the Cruel World $e has become part of. -You look admiringly at $M. -$n looks admiringly at $N. -$n looks admiringly at you. -Your idol seems not to be here... -You must love yourself, huh? -$n admires $mself... get a life, huh? -You look admiringly at $S $t. -$n looks admiringly at $N's $t. -$n looks at your $t admiringly. -You look admiringly at $p. -$n looks admiringly at $p. +Who do you wish to admire in this Cruel World? +$n admires the Cruel World $e has become part of. +You look admiringly at $M. +$n looks admiringly at $N. +$n looks admiringly at you. +Your idol seems not to be here... +You must love yourself, huh? +$n admires $mself... get a life, huh? +You look admiringly at $S $t. +$n looks admiringly at $N's $t. +$n looks at your $t admiringly. +You look admiringly at $p. +$n looks admiringly at $p. ~adoring adoring 0 8 8 0 -You look around with adoring eyes. -$n looks around with adoring eyes. -You look at $N with adoring eyes. -$n looks at $N with big, adoring eyes. -$n is looking at you with big, adoring eyes. Hmm... -You can't find that person! :( +You look around with adoring eyes. +$n looks around with adoring eyes. +You look at $N with adoring eyes. +$n looks at $N with big, adoring eyes. +$n is looking at you with big, adoring eyes. Hmm... +You can't find that person! :( # # # @@ -119,162 +119,162 @@ You can't find that person! :( # ~agree agree 0 5 0 0 -You nod in agreement. -$n nods in agreement. -You nod in agreement with $M. -$n nods, agreeing with $N. -$n nods in agreement with you. -Agree with them - you can't even see them. -You agree with yourself, how very reasonable. -$n starts agreeing with $mself. Perhaps $e should seek professional help. -You look at $S $t and agree with it. How strange. -$n looks at $N's $t and agree's with it. How strange. -$n looks at your $t and nods in agreement. -You look at $p and nod in agreement. -$n looks at $p and nods in agreement. +You nod in agreement. +$n nods in agreement. +You nod in agreement with $M. +$n nods, agreeing with $N. +$n nods in agreement with you. +Agree with them - you can't even see them. +You agree with yourself, how very reasonable. +$n starts agreeing with $mself. Perhaps $e should seek professional help. +You look at $S $t and agree with it. How strange. +$n looks at $N's $t and agree's with it. How strange. +$n looks at your $t and nods in agreement. +You look at $p and nod in agreement. +$n looks at $p and nods in agreement. ~ahem ahem 0 5 8 0 -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at you. -Ahem! That person isn't here! -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' to yourself. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' to $mself. -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $t. -You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $p. -$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $p. +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at you. +Ahem! That person isn't here! +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' to yourself. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' to $mself. +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at $N's $t. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $t. +You look down your nose and grunt 'Ahem!' at $p. +$n looks down $s nose and grunts 'Ahem!' at your $p. ~aim aim 0 5 0 0 -You have to point your weapon at someone!!! -$n looks around the room frantically. $e looks like $e's in a violent mood. -You point your weapon at $N, showing $M you will kill $M in a heartbeat. -$n points $s weapon at $N. $e looks like $e means business! -$n points $n weapon at you. $e looks quite annoyed! -How are you gonna scare $m with that if $e isn't even here??? -You point your weapon at yourself. Ready to die? -$n points $s weapon at $mself, he's going to kill $mself! -You point your weapon at $S $t preparing to strike. -$n points $s weapon at $N's $t and prepares to strike. -$n points $s weapon at your $t and prepares to strike. -You take your best aim at $p. -$n takes $s best aim at $p. +You have to point your weapon at someone!!! +$n looks around the room frantically. $e looks like $e's in a violent mood. +You point your weapon at $N, showing $M you will kill $M in a heartbeat. +$n points $s weapon at $N. $e looks like $e means business! +$n points $n weapon at you. $e looks quite annoyed! +How are you gonna scare $m with that if $e isn't even here??? +You point your weapon at yourself. Ready to die? +$n points $s weapon at $mself, he's going to kill $mself! +You point your weapon at $S $t preparing to strike. +$n points $s weapon at $N's $t and prepares to strike. +$n points $s weapon at your $t and prepares to strike. +You take your best aim at $p. +$n takes $s best aim at $p. ~amused amused 0 8 8 0 -Your eyes flicker with amusement. -$n's eyes flicker with amusement. -You smile, amused with $N. -$n seems to find $N very amusing. -$n's eyes flicker with amusement at you. -You find yourself very amused but not quite sure why. -You find yourself very amusing. -$n finds $mself very amusing. -You find $N's $t very amusing. -$n finds $N's $t very amusing. -$n finds your $t very amusing. -You smile, amused with $p. -$n smiles, amused with $p. +Your eyes flicker with amusement. +$n's eyes flicker with amusement. +You smile, amused with $N. +$n seems to find $N very amusing. +$n's eyes flicker with amusement at you. +You find yourself very amused but not quite sure why. +You find yourself very amusing. +$n finds $mself very amusing. +You find $N's $t very amusing. +$n finds $N's $t very amusing. +$n finds your $t very amusing. +You smile, amused with $p. +$n smiles, amused with $p. ~apologize apologize 0 5 0 0 -You apologize to the gods for your very existence. -$n apologizes for even being alive. -You apologize to $M. -$n apologizes to $N. -$n apologizes to you. -Your apology does not seem to have been well received. -You apologize to yourself for being such a numskull. -$n apologizes to $mself for everything $e has ever done. -You look at $S $t and apologize. -$n looks at $N's $t and apologizes. -$n looks at your $t and apologizes. -You look at $p and apologize. -$n looks at $p and apologizes. +You apologize to the gods for your very existence. +$n apologizes for even being alive. +You apologize to $M. +$n apologizes to $N. +$n apologizes to you. +Your apology does not seem to have been well received. +You apologize to yourself for being such a numskull. +$n apologizes to $mself for everything $e has ever done. +You look at $S $t and apologize. +$n looks at $N's $t and apologizes. +$n looks at your $t and apologizes. +You look at $p and apologize. +$n looks at $p and apologizes. ~applaud applaud 0 5 0 0 -Clap, clap, clap. -$n gives a round of applause. -You give $M a round of applause. -$n gives $N a round of applause. -$n gives you a round of applause. -Clap away, they're not here. -No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. -$n must be desperate for praise, $e is applauding $mself. -You look at $S $t and applaud. -$n looks at $N's $t and applauds. -$n looks at your $t and applauds. -You look at $p and applaud. -$n looks at $p and applauds. +Clap, clap, clap. +$n gives a round of applause. +You give $M a round of applause. +$n gives $N a round of applause. +$n gives you a round of applause. +Clap away, they're not here. +No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. +$n must be desperate for praise, $e is applauding $mself. +You look at $S $t and applaud. +$n looks at $N's $t and applauds. +$n looks at your $t and applauds. +You look at $p and applaud. +$n looks at $p and applauds. ~arch arch 0 5 0 0 -You arch an eyebrow. -$n raises an eyebrow speculatively. -You raise an eyebrow at $N. -$n arches an eyebrow at $N. -$n raise an eyebrow at you. -They seem to have left. -What's the matter? Right brain not talking to the left? -$n furiously waggles $s eyebrows... What a loony! -You look at $S $t and arch an eyebrow in speculation. -$n looks at $N's $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. -$n looks at your $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. -You look at $p and arch an eyebrow in speculation. -$n looks at $p and raises an eyebrow in speculation. +You arch an eyebrow. +$n raises an eyebrow speculatively. +You raise an eyebrow at $N. +$n arches an eyebrow at $N. +$n raise an eyebrow at you. +They seem to have left. +What's the matter? Right brain not talking to the left? +$n furiously waggles $s eyebrows... What a loony! +You look at $S $t and arch an eyebrow in speculation. +$n looks at $N's $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. +$n looks at your $t and raises an eyebrow speculatively. +You look at $p and arch an eyebrow in speculation. +$n looks at $p and raises an eyebrow in speculation. ~argh argh 0 8 8 0 -You slap your hands on your face - AARRGGHH!! -$n slaps $s hands on $s face - AARRGGHH!! -You take one look at $N - AARRGGHH!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at $N!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at you!! -ARGH! They're not here! -You provoke yourself into screaming AARRGGHH! -$n provokes $mself into screaming AARRGGHH! -You take one look at $N's $t - AARRGGHH!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at $N's $t!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at your $t!! -You take one look at $p - AARRGGHH!! -$n screams AARRGGHH at $p!! +You slap your hands on your face - AARRGGHH!! +$n slaps $s hands on $s face - AARRGGHH!! +You take one look at $N - AARRGGHH!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at $N!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at you!! +ARGH! They're not here! +You provoke yourself into screaming AARRGGHH! +$n provokes $mself into screaming AARRGGHH! +You take one look at $N's $t - AARRGGHH!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at $N's $t!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at your $t!! +You take one look at $p - AARRGGHH!! +$n screams AARRGGHH at $p!! ~armcross armcross 0 5 0 0 -You cross your arms. -$n crosses $s arms. -You look at $N, crossing your arms and being somewhat deffensive. -$n looks at $N, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. -$n looks at you, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. -They left before you had the chance to become deffensive. -You cross your arms and look at yourself deffensively? -$n crosses $s arms and looks at $mself deffensively. -You look at $S $t and cross your arms deffensively. -$n looks at $N's $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. -$n looks at your $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. -You look at $p and cross your arms deffensively. -$n looks at $p and crosses $s arms deffensively. +You cross your arms. +$n crosses $s arms. +You look at $N, crossing your arms and being somewhat deffensive. +$n looks at $N, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. +$n looks at you, crossing $s arms and being somewhat deffensive. +They left before you had the chance to become deffensive. +You cross your arms and look at yourself deffensively? +$n crosses $s arms and looks at $mself deffensively. +You look at $S $t and cross your arms deffensively. +$n looks at $N's $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. +$n looks at your $t and crosses $s arms deffensively. +You look at $p and cross your arms deffensively. +$n looks at $p and crosses $s arms deffensively. ~arrest arrest 0 5 0 0 -You read everyone their rights. But you skip the part about the phonecall... ;) -$n has placed you all under arrest. 'You have the right to...bla bla bla...' -You read $N $S rights. -$n has placed $N under arrest. Everything $E will, and can say, will be used against $M. -$n says, 'You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to....' $e just arrested you! -NOOO! They fled! After them! -You read the rights to yourself and wait for someone to take you to jail. -$n reads the rights to $mself and sits down waiting for someone to take $m to jail. -You look at $S $t and try to arrest it. -$n looks at $N's $t and places it under arrest. -$n looks at your $t and places it under arrest, I hope you didn't need that. -You look at $p and place it under arrest. -$n looks at $p and places it under arrest. +You read everyone their rights. But you skip the part about the phonecall... ;) +$n has placed you all under arrest. 'You have the right to...bla bla bla...' +You read $N $S rights. +$n has placed $N under arrest. Everything $E will, and can say, will be used against $M. +$n says, 'You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to....' $e just arrested you! +NOOO! They fled! After them! +You read the rights to yourself and wait for someone to take you to jail. +$n reads the rights to $mself and sits down waiting for someone to take $m to jail. +You look at $S $t and try to arrest it. +$n looks at $N's $t and places it under arrest. +$n looks at your $t and places it under arrest, I hope you didn't need that. +You look at $p and place it under arrest. +$n looks at $p and places it under arrest. ~avsalute avsalute 0 5 0 0 -@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute!@n -@Y$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air giving the proper Avatar Salute!@n -@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute towards $N!@n -$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air, Avatar Saluting $N! -$n stamps $s foot and throws $s fist in the air, giving you the Avatar Salute! -@YYou do not see this person here.@n +@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute!@n +@Y$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air giving the proper Avatar Salute!@n +@YYou stamp your foot and give the mighty Avatar Salute towards $N!@n +$n stamps $s foot and throws a fist in the air, Avatar Saluting $N! +$n stamps $s foot and throws $s fist in the air, giving you the Avatar Salute! +@YYou do not see this person here.@n # # # @@ -284,14 +284,14 @@ $n stamps $s foot and throws $s fist in the air, giving you the Avatar Salute! # ~aww aww 0 8 8 0 -You go AWWW. -$n goes AWWW. -You go AWWW at $N. -$n goes AWWW at $N. -$n goes AWWW at you. -You go AWWW, they're not here. -You go AWWW at yourself. -$n goes AWWW at $mself. +You go AWWW. +$n goes AWWW. +You go AWWW at $N. +$n goes AWWW at $N. +$n goes AWWW at you. +You go AWWW, they're not here. +You go AWWW at yourself. +$n goes AWWW at $mself. # # # @@ -299,29 +299,29 @@ $n goes AWWW at $mself. # ~babble babble 0 5 0 0 -You babble unintelligently. -$n is babbling unintelligently. -You babble at $M in a meaningless manner. -$n is babbling at $N in a confused way. -$n is babbling something utterly meaningless at you. -You babble like a brook that only you can hear. -You babble to yourself like the total idiot that you are. -$n babbles to $mself like the fool $e really is. -You look at $S $t and start babbling incoherently. -$n looks at $N's $t and babbles incoherently. -$n looks at your $t and babbles unintellig. -You look at $p and begin babbling at it. -$n looks at $p and begins babbling like an idiot. +You babble unintelligently. +$n is babbling unintelligently. +You babble at $M in a meaningless manner. +$n is babbling at $N in a confused way. +$n is babbling something utterly meaningless at you. +You babble like a brook that only you can hear. +You babble to yourself like the total idiot that you are. +$n babbles to $mself like the fool $e really is. +You look at $S $t and start babbling incoherently. +$n looks at $N's $t and babbles incoherently. +$n looks at your $t and babbles unintellig. +You look at $p and begin babbling at it. +$n looks at $p and begins babbling like an idiot. ~backclap backclap 0 8 8 0 -You clap everyone on the back... good job! -$n claps everyone on the back... good job! -You clap $N on the back... good job! -$n claps $N on the back for a job well done! -$n claps you on the back, job well done! -You clap the air... where their back would have been. -You clap yourself on the back... good job you! -$n claps $mself on the back, $e did a good job! +You clap everyone on the back... good job! +$n claps everyone on the back... good job! +You clap $N on the back... good job! +$n claps $N on the back for a job well done! +$n claps you on the back, job well done! +You clap the air... where their back would have been. +You clap yourself on the back... good job you! +$n claps $mself on the back, $e did a good job! # # # @@ -329,42 +329,42 @@ $n claps $mself on the back, $e did a good job! # ~bark bark 0 5 0 0 -You bark like a dog. -$n barks! Has $e taken $s medication lately? -You bark angrily at $M. -$n is barking angrily at $N. -$n barks at you! -Your bark would make a tree proud -- too bad no one can hear you. -You make like a dog and bark at yourself. -$n seems to be barking at $mself. $E must think $e is a dog! -You look at $S $t and start barking. -$n looks at $N's $t and barks at it. -$n looks at your $t and barks at it. -You look at $p and start barking. -$n looks at $p and barks at it. +You bark like a dog. +$n barks! Has $e taken $s medication lately? +You bark angrily at $M. +$n is barking angrily at $N. +$n barks at you! +Your bark would make a tree proud -- too bad no one can hear you. +You make like a dog and bark at yourself. +$n seems to be barking at $mself. $E must think $e is a dog! +You look at $S $t and start barking. +$n looks at $N's $t and barks at it. +$n looks at your $t and barks at it. +You look at $p and start barking. +$n looks at $p and barks at it. ~bat bat 1 5 0 0 -You bat your eyelashes. -$n bats $s eyelashes and looks cute. -You bat your eyelashes convincingly at $M. -$n bats $s eyelashes at $N. -$n bats $s eyelashes at you, how cute. -$E isn't here to be charmed! -How exactly do you propose to do that? -$n tries to bat $s eyelashes at $mself. It looks weird. +You bat your eyelashes. +$n bats $s eyelashes and looks cute. +You bat your eyelashes convincingly at $M. +$n bats $s eyelashes at $N. +$n bats $s eyelashes at you, how cute. +$E isn't here to be charmed! +How exactly do you propose to do that? +$n tries to bat $s eyelashes at $mself. It looks weird. # # # -For some reason, you bat your eyelashes at $p. -$n bats $s eyelashes at $p. Strange. +For some reason, you bat your eyelashes at $p. +$n bats $s eyelashes at $p. Strange. ~batman batman 0 5 0 0 -'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' -$n exclaims, 'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' as $e dashes off! -You exclaim, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dash off! -$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! -$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! -You don't see them here. +'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' +$n exclaims, 'Quick Robin, to the BATMOBILE!' as $e dashes off! +You exclaim, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dash off! +$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! +$n exclaims, 'Quick $N, to the BATMOBILE!' and dashes off! +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -374,203 +374,203 @@ You don't see them here. # ~battlecry battlecry 0 5 0 0 -You beat your hands on your armor and give a blood-curdling warcry! -$n gives a blood-curdling warcry as $e beats $s hands on $s armor. -You beat your hands on your chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. -$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. -$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at you. -You begin to sound a warcry, until you realize they aren't here. -You start warcrying for no evident reason. Kind of looks weird. -$n starts warcrying at $mself for no evident reason. Hmmm.. Really weird. -You scream a warcry at $S $t -$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. -$n screams a warcry at at your $t and prepares for the attack. -You start to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. -$n starts to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. +You beat your hands on your armor and give a blood-curdling warcry! +$n gives a blood-curdling warcry as $e beats $s hands on $s armor. +You beat your hands on your chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. +$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at $N. +$n beats $s hands on $s chest real hard, warcrying madly at you. +You begin to sound a warcry, until you realize they aren't here. +You start warcrying for no evident reason. Kind of looks weird. +$n starts warcrying at $mself for no evident reason. Hmmm.. Really weird. +You scream a warcry at $S $t +$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. +$n screams a warcry at at your $t and prepares for the attack. +You start to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. +$n starts to scream loudly in a strong battle cry at $p. ~beam beam 0 5 0 0 -You beam like a golden ray of sunshine. -$n is beaming like a golden ray of sunshine. -You beam a cheery smile at $M. -$n beams a cheery smile at $N. -$n beams a cheery smile at you. -You feel so warm and sunny, why not beam a smile at a real person? -You inwardly glow with warmth. -$n beams a warm smile at $mself. -You beam a cheery smile at $S $t -$n beam a cheery smile at $N's $t. -$n beams a cheery smile at your $t. -You beam a cheery smile at $p. -$n beam a cheery smile at $p. +You beam like a golden ray of sunshine. +$n is beaming like a golden ray of sunshine. +You beam a cheery smile at $M. +$n beams a cheery smile at $N. +$n beams a cheery smile at you. +You feel so warm and sunny, why not beam a smile at a real person? +You inwardly glow with warmth. +$n beams a warm smile at $mself. +You beam a cheery smile at $S $t +$n beam a cheery smile at $N's $t. +$n beams a cheery smile at your $t. +You beam a cheery smile at $p. +$n beam a cheery smile at $p. ~bearhug bearhug 0 5 0 0 -Which bear do you wish to hug? -$n is pretending to be a bear... RUN! -You give $M a HUGE bearhug and nearly crack $S spine. -$n gives $N a huge bearhug! -$n gives you a huge, bone crushing bearhug! -Perhaps you better take lessons from a real bear? -You try to break every bone in your body. -$n seems to be trying to break every bone in $s body! -You squeeze $S $t in an impressive bearhug. -$n squeezes $N's $t in an impressive bearhug. -$n bearhugs your $t. -You give $p a huge bearhug. -$n gives $p a huge bearhug. +Which bear do you wish to hug? +$n is pretending to be a bear... RUN! +You give $M a HUGE bearhug and nearly crack $S spine. +$n gives $N a huge bearhug! +$n gives you a huge, bone crushing bearhug! +Perhaps you better take lessons from a real bear? +You try to break every bone in your body. +$n seems to be trying to break every bone in $s body! +You squeeze $S $t in an impressive bearhug. +$n squeezes $N's $t in an impressive bearhug. +$n bearhugs your $t. +You give $p a huge bearhug. +$n gives $p a huge bearhug. ~beckon beckon 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to beckon? -$n beckons everyone closer. -You beckon $M over to where you stand. -$n beckons $N over to $m. -$n beckons you over to $m. -You beckon, but no one comes. -You beckon to yourself, are you coming? -$n beckons to $mself, how strange. -You look at $S $t and beckon it closer. -$n looks at $N's $t and beckons it closer. -$n looks at your $t and beckons it closer. -You look at $p and beckon it closer. -$n looks at $p and beckons it closer. +Whom do you wish to beckon? +$n beckons everyone closer. +You beckon $M over to where you stand. +$n beckons $N over to $m. +$n beckons you over to $m. +You beckon, but no one comes. +You beckon to yourself, are you coming? +$n beckons to $mself, how strange. +You look at $S $t and beckon it closer. +$n looks at $N's $t and beckons it closer. +$n looks at your $t and beckons it closer. +You look at $p and beckon it closer. +$n looks at $p and beckons it closer. ~beer beer 0 5 0 0 -Aaaaaaaah! Better now... -$n opens up a bottle of beer and drinks it in less than 0 seconds!!! -Dang! You spilled the beer all over $N! -$n, sloppy as always, spills $s beer over $N! -$n spills $s beer all over you! -They're not here, you'll have to drink it yourself, darn it? -You spill it all over yourself! GAAAhhhhhh! -$n is so drunk that $e spills the beer over $mself. -You spill beer on $S $t. -$n spills beer on $N's $t, what a sloppy drunk. -$n spills beer on your $t, what a sloppy drunk. -You spill beer on $p, what a waste. -$n spills beer on $p, what a sloppy drunk. +Aaaaaaaah! Better now... +$n opens up a bottle of beer and drinks it in less than 0 seconds!!! +Dang! You spilled the beer all over $N! +$n, sloppy as always, spills $s beer over $N! +$n spills $s beer all over you! +They're not here, you'll have to drink it yourself, darn it? +You spill it all over yourself! GAAAhhhhhh! +$n is so drunk that $e spills the beer over $mself. +You spill beer on $S $t. +$n spills beer on $N's $t, what a sloppy drunk. +$n spills beer on your $t, what a sloppy drunk. +You spill beer on $p, what a waste. +$n spills beer on $p, what a sloppy drunk. ~beg beg 0 5 0 0 -You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it! :-)) -The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy. -You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M. -$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty! +You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it! :-)) +The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy. +You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M. +$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty! $n begs you for money. You gratiously let $m peep at your fortune. -Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. -How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help. -$n begs $mself for money. -You look at $S $t and beg pitifully. -$n looks at $N's $t and begs pitifully. -$n looks at your $t and begs pitifully. -You look at $p and beg pitifully. -$n looks at $p and begs pitifully. +Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. +How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help. +$n begs $mself for money. +You look at $S $t and beg pitifully. +$n looks at $N's $t and begs pitifully. +$n looks at your $t and begs pitifully. +You look at $p and beg pitifully. +$n looks at $p and begs pitifully. ~behind behind 1 8 0 0 -Whom do you want to hide behind? +Whom do you want to hide behind? # -You hide behind $N. -$n hides behind $N. -$n hides behind you. -That person isn't here to hide behind. -You can't hide behind yourself! -$n tries to hide behind $mself, and fails miserably. +You hide behind $N. +$n hides behind $N. +$n hides behind you. +That person isn't here to hide behind. +You can't hide behind yourself! +$n tries to hide behind $mself, and fails miserably. # # # -You hide behind $p. -$n hides behind $p. +You hide behind $p. +$n hides behind $p. ~belch belch 0 5 0 0 -A belch rumbles from the bottom of your stomach and echoes loudly in the room! -The room rumbles and shakes as $n belches! -You belch in $S face for a long time. -$n belches in $N's face. -$n belches in your face for a long time. -Belching in someone's face is quite disgusting! -You belch at yourself, that's disgusting. -$n belches at $mself, how disgusting. -You look at $S $t and belch at it. -$n looks at $N's $t and belches at it. -$n looks at your $t and belches at it. -You look at $p and belch at it. -$n looks at $p and belches at it. +A belch rumbles from the bottom of your stomach and echoes loudly in the room! +The room rumbles and shakes as $n belches! +You belch in $S face for a long time. +$n belches in $N's face. +$n belches in your face for a long time. +Belching in someone's face is quite disgusting! +You belch at yourself, that's disgusting. +$n belches at $mself, how disgusting. +You look at $S $t and belch at it. +$n looks at $N's $t and belches at it. +$n looks at your $t and belches at it. +You look at $p and belch at it. +$n looks at $p and belches at it. ~bite bite 0 5 5 0 -Who do you want to bite? +Who do you want to bite? # -You savagely bite $N. -$n savagely bites $N. -$n savagely bites you! -I cannot see that person here. -You attempt to bite yourself on the neck. -$n attempts to bite $mself on the neck. -You sink your teeth into $N's $t. -$n sinks $s teeth into $N's $t. -$n sinks $s teeth into your $t. +You savagely bite $N. +$n savagely bites $N. +$n savagely bites you! +I cannot see that person here. +You attempt to bite yourself on the neck. +$n attempts to bite $mself on the neck. +You sink your teeth into $N's $t. +$n sinks $s teeth into $N's $t. +$n sinks $s teeth into your $t. # # ~blah blah 0 8 8 0 -You say, "BLAH!!" -$n goes, "BLAH!!" -You look at $N and go, "BLAH!" -$n looks at $N and goes, "BLAH!" -$n looks at you and goes, "BLAH!" -There's no one around by that name. -You look at yourself and go, "BLAH!" -$n looks at $mself and goes, "BLAH!" -You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $N's $t. -$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $N's $t. -$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on your $t. -You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $p. -$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $p. +You say, "BLAH!!" +$n goes, "BLAH!!" +You look at $N and go, "BLAH!" +$n looks at $N and goes, "BLAH!" +$n looks at you and goes, "BLAH!" +There's no one around by that name. +You look at yourself and go, "BLAH!" +$n looks at $mself and goes, "BLAH!" +You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $N's $t. +$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $N's $t. +$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on your $t. +You take a marker and write "BLAH!" on $p. +$n takes a marker and writes "BLAH!" on $p. ~blame blame 0 5 0 0 -You blame everyone! -$n blames you! -You blame $M. -$n blames $N. -$n blames YOU! -Try placing the blame on someone you can see. -You blame yourself. -$n blames $mself. -You blame everything on $S $t. -$n blames everything on $N's $t. -$n blames everything on your $t. -You blame everything on $p. -$n blames everything on $p. +You blame everyone! +$n blames you! +You blame $M. +$n blames $N. +$n blames YOU! +Try placing the blame on someone you can see. +You blame yourself. +$n blames $mself. +You blame everything on $S $t. +$n blames everything on $N's $t. +$n blames everything on your $t. +You blame everything on $p. +$n blames everything on $p. ~bleed bleed 0 5 0 0 -You bleed profusely, making an awful mess... -$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess... -You bleed all over $M. -$n bleeds all over $N. -$n bleeds all over you.. YUCK! -You bleed in vain for no one cares. -You pick at an old scab and begin to bleed. -$n picks at an old scab and bleeds all over $sself. -You bleed all over $S $t. -$n bleeds all over $N's $t. -$n bleeds all over your $t. -You bleed all over $p. -$n bleeds all over $p. +You bleed profusely, making an awful mess... +$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess... +You bleed all over $M. +$n bleeds all over $N. +$n bleeds all over you.. YUCK! +You bleed in vain for no one cares. +You pick at an old scab and begin to bleed. +$n picks at an old scab and bleeds all over $sself. +You bleed all over $S $t. +$n bleeds all over $N's $t. +$n bleeds all over your $t. +You bleed all over $p. +$n bleeds all over $p. ~blink blink 0 5 0 0 -You blink. -$n blinks. -You blink at $M in disbelief. -$n blinks at $N. -$n blinks at you in disbelief. -Surprise! Surprise they are not here. -You blink your eye... Something in there? -$n seems to have something caught in $s eye. -You blink at $S $t -$n blinks at $N's $t. -$n blinks at your $t. -You blinks at $p. -$n blinks at $p. +You blink. +$n blinks. +You blink at $M in disbelief. +$n blinks at $N. +$n blinks at you in disbelief. +Surprise! Surprise they are not here. +You blink your eye... Something in there? +$n seems to have something caught in $s eye. +You blink at $S $t +$n blinks at $N's $t. +$n blinks at your $t. +You blinks at $p. +$n blinks at $p. ~bloob bloob 0 0 8 0 -You tell a story about a bloober, you once saw. -$n bloobs out about nothing and everything. +You tell a story about a bloober, you once saw. +$n bloobs out about nothing and everything. # # # @@ -584,14 +584,14 @@ $n bloobs out about nothing and everything. # ~blue blue 0 5 5 0 -You take a deep breath and hold it. -$n holds $s breath. -You glance at $N as you slowly start turning blue. -$n glances at $N as $e slowly starts turning blue. -$n glances at you as $e slowly starts turning blue. -Don't hold your breath, they're not here. -You slowly start turning blue. -$n slowly starts turning blue. +You take a deep breath and hold it. +$n holds $s breath. +You glance at $N as you slowly start turning blue. +$n glances at $N as $e slowly starts turning blue. +$n glances at you as $e slowly starts turning blue. +Don't hold your breath, they're not here. +You slowly start turning blue. +$n slowly starts turning blue. # # # @@ -599,98 +599,98 @@ $n slowly starts turning blue. # ~blush blush 0 5 0 0 -Your cheeks are burning. -$n blushes. -You glance at $M and blush. -$n glances at $N and blushes. -$n glances at you and blushes deeply. -You are too embarrassed for words. -You blush at the merest sight of yourself. -$n seems to be blushing over $mself. -You look at $S $t and blush. -$n looks at $N's $t and blushes. -$n looks at your $t and blushes. -You look at $p and blush. -$n looks at $p and blushes. +Your cheeks are burning. +$n blushes. +You glance at $M and blush. +$n glances at $N and blushes. +$n glances at you and blushes deeply. +You are too embarrassed for words. +You blush at the merest sight of yourself. +$n seems to be blushing over $mself. +You look at $S $t and blush. +$n looks at $N's $t and blushes. +$n looks at your $t and blushes. +You look at $p and blush. +$n looks at $p and blushes. ~bounce bo 0 5 0 0 -BOIINNNNNNGG! -$n bounces around the room. -You take $M out for a joyful bounce. -$n grabs $N and bounces around the room with $M. -$n grabs you and bounces around with you in joy. -Find another trampoline to bounce upon. -You go bouncing against the walls. -$n bounces off the walls! -You grab $S $t and start bouncing around with it. -$n grabs $N's $t and starts bouncing around with it. -$n grabs your $t and starts bouncing around with it. -You take it out for a joyful bounce. -$n grabs $p and starts bouncing around with it. +BOIINNNNNNGG! +$n bounces around the room. +You take $M out for a joyful bounce. +$n grabs $N and bounces around the room with $M. +$n grabs you and bounces around with you in joy. +Find another trampoline to bounce upon. +You go bouncing against the walls. +$n bounces off the walls! +You grab $S $t and start bouncing around with it. +$n grabs $N's $t and starts bouncing around with it. +$n grabs your $t and starts bouncing around with it. +You take it out for a joyful bounce. +$n grabs $p and starts bouncing around with it. ~boast boast 0 5 0 0 -You boast about your great deed. -$n boasts loudly about $s great deed. -You boastfully tell $M about yourself. -$n boasts to $N. -$n boastfully tells you about $mself. -Your boasts seem generally ignored. -You boast to yourself and fill your head with silly thoughts. -$n boasts to $mself, how conceited. -You boast about $S $t. -$n boasts about $N's $t. -$n boasts about your $t. -You boast about $p. -$n boast about $p. +You boast about your great deed. +$n boasts loudly about $s great deed. +You boastfully tell $M about yourself. +$n boasts to $N. +$n boastfully tells you about $mself. +Your boasts seem generally ignored. +You boast to yourself and fill your head with silly thoughts. +$n boasts to $mself, how conceited. +You boast about $S $t. +$n boasts about $N's $t. +$n boasts about your $t. +You boast about $p. +$n boast about $p. ~boggle boggle 0 5 0 0 -You are completely boggled. -$n is completely boggled. -You are boggled by $M. -$n seems a bit boggled by $N. -You seem to have boggled $n. -You are truly and utterly boggled it seems. -You boggle yourself... evidently it was quite easy. -$n's mind is completely boggled. -You are boggled over $S $t. -$n seems to be boggled over $N's $t. -$n boggles over your $t. -You are boggled by $p. -$n seems to be boggled over $p. +You are completely boggled. +$n is completely boggled. +You are boggled by $M. +$n seems a bit boggled by $N. +You seem to have boggled $n. +You are truly and utterly boggled it seems. +You boggle yourself... evidently it was quite easy. +$n's mind is completely boggled. +You are boggled over $S $t. +$n seems to be boggled over $N's $t. +$n boggles over your $t. +You are boggled by $p. +$n seems to be boggled over $p. ~boink boink 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to boink? -$n looks around, puzzled. -You boink $M. -$n boinks $N with ultimate passion. -$n boinks you passionately. -Who's that? -You boink yourself on the head. -*YUCK* $n boinks $mself on the head. -You boink $S $t. -$n boinks $N's $t. -$n boinks your $t. -You boink $p. -$n boinks $p. +Who do you want to boink? +$n looks around, puzzled. +You boink $M. +$n boinks $N with ultimate passion. +$n boinks you passionately. +Who's that? +You boink yourself on the head. +*YUCK* $n boinks $mself on the head. +You boink $S $t. +$n boinks $N's $t. +$n boinks your $t. +You boink $p. +$n boinks $p. ~bonk bonk 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to bonk on the head? -$n is looking for someone to bonk, RUN! -You bonk $M on the head. -$n bonks $N on the head. -$n bonks you on the head. OUCH! -The bonkee seems to have fled. -You bonk yourself on the head. Hey! that hurt! -$n bonks $mself in the head. -You bonk $S $t. -$n bonks $N's $t. -$n bonks your $t. -You bonk $p. -$n bonk $p. +Whom do you wish to bonk on the head? +$n is looking for someone to bonk, RUN! +You bonk $M on the head. +$n bonks $N on the head. +$n bonks you on the head. OUCH! +The bonkee seems to have fled. +You bonk yourself on the head. Hey! that hurt! +$n bonks $mself in the head. +You bonk $S $t. +$n bonks $N's $t. +$n bonks your $t. +You bonk $p. +$n bonk $p. ~boo boo 0 5 0 0 -'BOO!' you're a frightening person, aren't ya? -From out of nowhere, $n goes, "BOO!" +'BOO!' you're a frightening person, aren't ya? +From out of nowhere, $n goes, "BOO!" # # # @@ -704,74 +704,74 @@ From out of nowhere, $n goes, "BOO!" # ~booger booger 0 5 0 0 -You flick a booger from your finger off into space. -$n flicks a booger from $s finger. -You flick a slimy booger at $M. -$n flicks a booger at $N. -$n flicks a slimy booger at you. How disgusting! -Flicking boogers at people is not a good way of becoming well liked. -You pick your nose and discover a tasty booger. -$n picks $s nose and finds a big, green booger... ick! -You wipe a booger on $S $t. -$n wipes a booger on $N's $t. -$n wipes a booger on your $t. -You wipes a booger on $p. -$n wipes a booger $p. +You flick a booger from your finger off into space. +$n flicks a booger from $s finger. +You flick a slimy booger at $M. +$n flicks a booger at $N. +$n flicks a slimy booger at you. How disgusting! +Flicking boogers at people is not a good way of becoming well liked. +You pick your nose and discover a tasty booger. +$n picks $s nose and finds a big, green booger... ick! +You wipe a booger on $S $t. +$n wipes a booger on $N's $t. +$n wipes a booger on your $t. +You wipes a booger on $p. +$n wipes a booger $p. ~bop bop 0 5 0 0 -Bop who? -$n bops around like a teenager! -You bop $N over the head, OUCH! -$n bops $N over the head, OUCH! -$n bops you over the head, are you going to take that? -You bop around like a teenager. -You bop yourself over the head. -$n bops $s head hard with $s fist. -You bop $S $t. -$n bops $N's $t. -$n bops your $t. -You bop $p. -$n bop $p. +Bop who? +$n bops around like a teenager! +You bop $N over the head, OUCH! +$n bops $N over the head, OUCH! +$n bops you over the head, are you going to take that? +You bop around like a teenager. +You bop yourself over the head. +$n bops $s head hard with $s fist. +You bop $S $t. +$n bops $N's $t. +$n bops your $t. +You bop $p. +$n bop $p. ~bored bored 0 5 0 0 -You're bored out of your mind! -$n is bored out of $s mind! -Out of boredom, you try to annoy $N. -Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy $N. -Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy you. -They must be bored. They've left you all alone! -You're SO boring you even bore yourself! -$n bores even $mself! -Feeling very bored, you annoy $S $t. -Feeling very bored, $n annoys $N's $t. -Feeling very bored, $n annoys your $t. -Feeling bored, you try to annoy everyone with $p. -$n tries to annoy everyone with $p. +You're bored out of your mind! +$n is bored out of $s mind! +Out of boredom, you try to annoy $N. +Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy $N. +Out of boredom, $n tries to annoy you. +They must be bored. They've left you all alone! +You're SO boring you even bore yourself! +$n bores even $mself! +Feeling very bored, you annoy $S $i. +Feeling very bored, $n annoys $N's $i. +Feeling very bored, $n annoys your $i. +Feeling bored, you try to annoy everyone with $p. +$n tries to annoy everyone with $p. ~bow bow 0 5 0 0 -You bow deeply. -$n bows deeply. -You bow before $M. -$n bows before $N. -$n bows before you. -Who's that? -You kiss your toes. -$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes. -You bow at $S $t -$n bows at $N's $t. -$n bows at your $t. -You bow at $p. -$n bows at $p. +You bow deeply. +$n bows deeply. +You bow before $M. +$n bows before $N. +$n bows before you. +Who's that? +You kiss your toes. +$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes. +You bow at $S $t +$n bows at $N's $t. +$n bows at your $t. +You bow at $p. +$n bows at $p. ~box box 0 8 8 0 -You look for someone to box. -$n looks for someone to box. -You beat $N up. KO! -$n boxes $N. They both lose. -$n boxes with you. Oi... KO! -You beet him to a bloody pulp, they arn't here... -You can't beat yourself up! -Back away! $n is beating themselves up! +You look for someone to box. +$n looks for someone to box. +You beat $N up. KO! +$n boxes $N. They both lose. +$n boxes with you. Oi... KO! +You beet him to a bloody pulp, they arn't here... +You can't beat yourself up! +Back away! $n is beating themselves up! # # # @@ -779,44 +779,44 @@ Back away! $n is beating themselves up! # ~brag brag 0 5 0 0 -You brag about your adventures. -$n brags about deeds, done during $s countless adventures. -You brag to $M about your adventures. -$n brags to $N. -$n brags to you about $s adventures. -Your brags seem generally ignored. -You brag to yourself and make your head swell. -$n brags about $mself, how conceited. -You brag about $S $t. -$n brags about $N's $t. -$n bragss about your $t. -You brag about $p. -$n brags about $p. +You brag about your adventures. +$n brags about deeds, done during $s countless adventures. +You brag to $M about your adventures. +$n brags to $N. +$n brags to you about $s adventures. +Your brags seem generally ignored. +You brag to yourself and make your head swell. +$n brags about $mself, how conceited. +You brag about $S $t. +$n brags about $N's $t. +$n bragss about your $t. +You brag about $p. +$n brags about $p. ~brb brb 0 5 0 0 -You let everyone know that you'll be right back! -$n will be right back! -You tell $M you'll be right back. -$n tells $N that $e will be right back. -$n tells you that $e will be right back. -You tell someone that isn't there that you will be right back. -You tell yourself that you'll be right back. -$n tells $mself that $e will be right back. -You tell $S $t that you'll be right back. -$n tells $N's $t that you'll be right back. -$n tells $t that you'll be right back. -You tell $p that you'll be right back. -$n tells $p that you'll be right back. +You let everyone know that you'll be right back! +$n will be right back! +You tell $M you'll be right back. +$n tells $N that $e will be right back. +$n tells you that $e will be right back. +You tell someone that isn't there that you will be right back. +You tell yourself that you'll be right back. +$n tells $mself that $e will be right back. +You tell $S $t that you'll be right back. +$n tells $N's $t that you'll be right back. +$n tells $t that you'll be right back. +You tell $p that you'll be right back. +$n tells $p that you'll be right back. ~breathe breathe 0 5 0 0 -You breathe slowly and steadily. -$n breathes. -You breathe on $M. -$n breathes on $N. -$n's breathes deeply, $s breath warm against your skin. -You can't breathe on someone that isn't even here! -You breathe onto your hand and sniff it... what a pong! -$n breathes onto $s hand and sniffs it. +You breathe slowly and steadily. +$n breathes. +You breathe on $M. +$n breathes on $N. +$n's breathes deeply, $s breath warm against your skin. +You can't breathe on someone that isn't even here! +You breathe onto your hand and sniff it... what a pong! +$n breathes onto $s hand and sniffs it. # # # @@ -839,94 +839,94 @@ You shriek that $p is the sign of a witch! BURN it! $n shrieks that $p is the sign of a witch! BURN it! ~burp burp 0 5 0 0 -You burp loudly! Better excuse yourself. -$n burps loudly. -You burp in $S face. -$n burps in $N's face. -$n burps in your face. -Burping in someone's face is not polite. -You try to stifle a small burp. -$n's tummy seems to be bothering $m. -You look at $S $t and burp at it. -$n looks at $N's $t and burps at it. -$n looks at your $t and burps at it. -You look at $p and burps at it. -$n looks at $p and burps at it. +You burp loudly! Better excuse yourself. +$n burps loudly. +You burp in $S face. +$n burps in $N's face. +$n burps in your face. +Burping in someone's face is not polite. +You try to stifle a small burp. +$n's tummy seems to be bothering $m. +You look at $S $t and burp at it. +$n looks at $N's $t and burps at it. +$n looks at your $t and burps at it. +You look at $p and burps at it. +$n looks at $p and burps at it. ~buzz buzz 0 5 0 0 -You buzz like a bug. -$n buzzes. -You buzz like a mosquito in $S ear. -$n is buzzing in $N's ear. -$n buzzes annoyingly in your ear. -You are much too big of a bug to buzz! -Something seems to be buzzing in your ear. -A cloud of gnats buzz around $n's head. -You buzz at $S $t. -$n buzzes at $N's $t. -$n buzzes at your $t. -You buzz at $p. -$n buzzes at $p. +You buzz like a bug. +$n buzzes. +You buzz like a mosquito in $S ear. +$n is buzzing in $N's ear. +$n buzzes annoyingly in your ear. +You are much too big of a bug to buzz! +Something seems to be buzzing in your ear. +A cloud of gnats buzz around $n's head. +You buzz at $S $t. +$n buzzes at $N's $t. +$n buzzes at your $t. +You buzz at $p. +$n buzzes at $p. ~cackle cackle 0 5 0 0 -You cackle gleefully. -$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! -You grasp $S shoulder and cackle at $M. -$n grasps $N's shoulder, throws back $s head and cackles insanely. -$n insanely cackles in your face. -Your madness seems to have affected your eyesight. -Still working on that wicked witch impersonation? -$n begins to cackle to $mself like an old crone. -You cackle insanely at $S $t. -$n cackles insanely at $N's $t. -$n cackles insanely at your $t. -You cackles insanely at $p. -$n cackles insanely at $p. +You cackle gleefully. +$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! +You grasp $S shoulder and cackle at $M. +$n grasps $N's shoulder, throws back $s head and cackles insanely. +$n insanely cackles in your face. +Your madness seems to have affected your eyesight. +Still working on that wicked witch impersonation? +$n begins to cackle to $mself like an old crone. +You cackle insanely at $S $t. +$n cackles insanely at $N's $t. +$n cackles insanely at your $t. +You cackles insanely at $p. +$n cackles insanely at $p. ~cake cake 0 5 0 0 -Piece of cake! -$n thinks it will be a `piece of cake!' -You tell $M that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $N that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells you that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell someone that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell yourself that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $mself that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell $S $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $N's $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells your $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -You tell $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' -$n tells $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +Piece of cake! +$n thinks it will be a `piece of cake!' +You tell $M that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $N that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells you that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell someone that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell yourself that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $mself that that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell $S $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $N's $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells your $t that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +You tell $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' +$n tells $p that it will be a 'piece of cake.' ~calm calm 0 5 0 0 -You breathe deeply and count to 10. -$n takes in a few deep breaths and counts to 10. -You try to calm $N down. -$n tries to calm $N down. -$n tries to calm you down. -To late! -You breathe deeply and think happy thoughts. -$n breathes deeply and tries to calm $mself down. -You look at $N's $t and tell it to calm down. -$n looks at $N's $t and tells it to calm down. -$n looks at your $t and tells it to calm down. +You breathe deeply and count to 10. +$n takes in a few deep breaths and counts to 10. +You try to calm $N down. +$n tries to calm $N down. +$n tries to calm you down. +To late! +You breathe deeply and think happy thoughts. +$n breathes deeply and tries to calm $mself down. +You look at $N's $t and tell it to calm down. +$n looks at $N's $t and tells it to calm down. +$n looks at your $t and tells it to calm down. # # ~caress caress 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to caress? -$n is looking for someone to caress? -You gently caress $M. -$n gently caress $N. -$n gently caresses you. -I hope you know this person! -You caress yourself... hmmmm. -$n caresses $mself in front of everyone. -You gently caress $S $t. -$n gently caresses $N's $t. -$n gently caresses your $t, it feels nice. -You gently caress $p. -$n gently caresses $p. +Whom do you wish to caress? +$n is looking for someone to caress? +You gently caress $M. +$n gently caress $N. +$n gently caresses you. +I hope you know this person! +You caress yourself... hmmmm. +$n caresses $mself in front of everyone. +You gently caress $S $t. +$n gently caresses $N's $t. +$n gently caresses your $t, it feels nice. +You gently caress $p. +$n gently caresses $p. ~carrot carrot 0 8 8 0 What would you possibly do with a carrot.....? @@ -944,44 +944,44 @@ You stick your carrot in $p. $n sticks $s carrot into $p. ~cartwheel cartwheel 0 5 0 0 -You do a cartwheel. Wheeee! -$n does a cartwheel! -You cartwheel past $M. -$n cartwheels past $N in a blur. -$n cartwheels past you in a blur. -You spin me right round baby, right round... -You spin yourself around and around and around and... -$n does several cartwheels in a row. $e looks quite dizzy! -You do a cartwheel over $S $t. -$n does a cartwheel over $N's $t. -$n does a cartwheel over your $t. -You do a cartwheel over $p. -$n does a cartwheel over $p. +You do a cartwheel. Wheeee! +$n does a cartwheel! +You cartwheel past $M. +$n cartwheels past $N in a blur. +$n cartwheels past you in a blur. +You spin me right round baby, right round... +You spin yourself around and around and around and... +$n does several cartwheels in a row. $e looks quite dizzy! +You do a cartwheel over $S $t. +$n does a cartwheel over $N's $t. +$n does a cartwheel over your $t. +You do a cartwheel over $p. +$n does a cartwheel over $p. ~challenge challenge 0 5 0 0 -You challenge all who dare oppose you. -$n challenges all who dare oppose $m - better stay clear. -You challenge $N to a fight until DEATH! -$n challenges $N to fight $m until DEATH! -$n challenges you to fight $m until DEATH! -Challenge who?!? -Challenge yourself to mortal combat?? - stupid! -$n looks real stupid, walking in circles around $mself shadowfighting! -You challenge $S $t to a duel. -$n challenges $N's $t to a duel. -$n challenges your $t to a duel. -You challenge $p to a duel. -$n challenge $p to a duel. +You challenge all who dare oppose you. +$n challenges all who dare oppose $m - better stay clear. +You challenge $N to a fight until DEATH! +$n challenges $N to fight $m until DEATH! +$n challenges you to fight $m until DEATH! +Challenge who?!? +Challenge yourself to mortal combat?? - stupid! +$n looks real stupid, walking in circles around $mself shadowfighting! +You challenge $S $t to a duel. +$n challenges $N's $t to a duel. +$n challenges your $t to a duel. +You challenge $p to a duel. +$n challenge $p to a duel. ~channel channel 0 8 8 0 -You receive the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -$n wins the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -You give $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -$n gives $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -$n gives you the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. -They left before you could present the award. -You award yourself for your accomplishments. -$n gives $mself the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +You receive the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +$n wins the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +You give $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +$n gives $N the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +$n gives you the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. +They left before you could present the award. +You award yourself for your accomplishments. +$n gives $mself the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. # # # @@ -989,74 +989,74 @@ $n gives $mself the "I don't know how to talk on the right channel" award. # ~charge charge 0 5 0 0 -CHARGE! Into the fray! -$n charges into the fray! -You charge headlong into $M! -$n charges headlong into $N. -$n charges right into you! -Will that be VISA, MasterCard, or AmEx? -Charge yourself? How? -$n looks real stupid, trying to charge at $mself! -You charge $S $t. -$n charges $N's $t. -$n charges your $t. -You charges $p. -$n charges $p. +CHARGE! Into the fray! +$n charges into the fray! +You charge headlong into $M! +$n charges headlong into $N. +$n charges right into you! +Will that be VISA, MasterCard, or AmEx? +Charge yourself? How? +$n looks real stupid, trying to charge at $mself! +You charge $S $t. +$n charges $N's $t. +$n charges your $t. +You charges $p. +$n charges $p. ~charm charm 0 5 0 0 -You look charming. -$n looks charming. -You are charmed by $M. -$n is charmed by $N. -$n is charmed by you. -Charming, isn't it? -You seem to be charmed by your own reflection. -$n is charmed by $s own reflection. -You are charmed by $S $t. -$n is charmed by $N's $t. -$n is charmed by your $t. -You is charmed by $p. -$n is charmed $p. +You look charming. +$n looks charming. +You are charmed by $M. +$n is charmed by $N. +$n is charmed by you. +Charming, isn't it? +You seem to be charmed by your own reflection. +$n is charmed by $s own reflection. +You are charmed by $S $t. +$n is charmed by $N's $t. +$n is charmed by your $t. +You is charmed by $p. +$n is charmed $p. -~cheer cheer 0 5 0 0 -Hooray! -$n gives a resounding cheer. -You cheer $M. -$n cheers $N's great work. -$n gives you a hearty cheer. -Hmmm wonder where they went? -You congratulate yourself. -$n seems to be very impressed with $mself. -You cheer at $S $t. -$n cheers at $N's $t. -$n cheers at your $t. -You cheer at $p. -$n cheers at $p. +~cheers cheers 0 5 0 0 +Hooray! +$n gives a resounding cheer. +You cheer $M. +$n cheers $N's great work. +$n gives you a hearty cheer. +Hmmm wonder where they went? +You congratulate yourself. +$n seems to be very impressed with $mself. +You cheer at $S $t. +$n cheers at $N's $t. +$n cheers at your $t. +You cheer at $p. +$n cheers at $p. ~chitter chitter 0 5 0 0 -You chitter like a squirrel. -$n chitters loudly. -You chitter at $M like a squirrel. -$n chitters at $N. -$n chitters at you. -You chitter like a rabid squirrel at no one in particular. -You chitter to yourself like a squirrel off $s nut. -$n chitters loudly to $mself. -You chitter at $S $t. -$n chitters at $N's $t. -$n chitters at your $t. -You chitter at $p. -$n chitters at $p. +You chitter like a squirrel. +$n chitters loudly. +You chitter at $M like a squirrel. +$n chitters at $N. +$n chitters at you. +You chitter like a rabid squirrel at no one in particular. +You chitter to yourself like a squirrel off $s nut. +$n chitters loudly to $mself. +You chitter at $S $t. +$n chitters at $N's $t. +$n chitters at your $t. +You chitter at $p. +$n chitters at $p. ~choke choke 0 5 5 0 -You choke and gasp for breath. -$n chokes and gasps for breath. -You look pleadingly at $N as you choke and gasp for breath. -$n looks pleadingly at $N as $e chokes and gasps for breath. -$n looks pleadingly at you as $e chokes and gasps for breath. -I can't see them, I'm sorry. -You're slowly choking to death. Help! -$n is slowly choking to death. Help! +You choke and gasp for breath. +$n chokes and gasps for breath. +You look pleadingly at $N as you choke and gasp for breath. +$n looks pleadingly at $N as $e chokes and gasps for breath. +$n looks pleadingly at you as $e chokes and gasps for breath. +I can't see them, I'm sorry. +You're slowly choking to death. Help! +$n is slowly choking to death. Help! # # # @@ -1064,12 +1064,12 @@ $n is slowly choking to death. Help! # ~chortle chortle 0 5 0 0 -You chortle. -$n chortles. -You chortle at $N. -$n chortles at $N. -$n chortles at you. -You don't see them here! +You chortle. +$n chortles. +You chortle at $N. +$n chortles at $N. +$n chortles at you. +You don't see them here! # # # @@ -1079,14 +1079,14 @@ You don't see them here! # ~christmas christmas 0 8 8 0 -You wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!! -$n wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!!! -You wish $N a Merry Christmas!!! -$n wishes $N a very Merry Christmas!!! -$n wishes you a very Merry Christmas!!! -First sign of insanity... -You wish yourself a very Merry Christmas. -$n wishes $mself a very Merry Christmas. +You wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!! +$n wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!!! +You wish $N a Merry Christmas!!! +$n wishes $N a very Merry Christmas!!! +$n wishes you a very Merry Christmas!!! +First sign of insanity... +You wish yourself a very Merry Christmas. +$n wishes $mself a very Merry Christmas. # # # @@ -1094,59 +1094,59 @@ $n wishes $mself a very Merry Christmas. # ~chuckles chu 0 5 0 0 -You chuckle politely. -$n chuckles politely. +You chuckle politely. +$n chuckles politely. You chuckle at $N. -$n chuckles at $N. -$n chuckles at you. -Hmm... No one like that seems to be about. -You chuckle quietly to yourself. +$n chuckles at $N. +$n chuckles at you. +Hmm... No one like that seems to be about. +You chuckle quietly to yourself. $n chuckles quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke. -You chuckle at $S $t. -$n chuckles at $N's $t. -$n chuckles at your $t. -You chuckle at $p. -$n chuckles at $p. +You chuckle at $S $t. +$n chuckles at $N's $t. +$n chuckles at your $t. +You chuckle at $p. +$n chuckles at $p. ~clap clap 0 5 0 0 -You clap your small hands together. -$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together. -You clap wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! -$n claps wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! -$n claps wholeheartedly for your achievement! -You make the sound of one hand clapping. -You clap your hands over your ears. -$n claps $s hands over $s ears. -You clap at $S $t. -$n claps at $N's $t. -$n claps at your $t. -You clap at $p. -$n claps at $p. +You clap your small hands together. +$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together. +You clap wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! +$n claps wholeheartedly for $N's achievement! +$n claps wholeheartedly for your achievement! +You make the sound of one hand clapping. +You clap your hands over your ears. +$n claps $s hands over $s ears. +You clap at $S $t. +$n claps at $N's $t. +$n claps at your $t. +You clap at $p. +$n claps at $p. ~clobber clobber 0 5 0 0 -Clobber the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me... -$n starts shadow-boxing. -You clobber $M right in the face! Yuck, the BLOOD! -$n swings weakly at $N, missing by miles. -$n tries to clobber you but misses by a good quarter-mile... -Clobber who? -You clobber yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied. -$n clobbers $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid. -You clobber $M in the $t! -$n clobbers $N in the $t! -$n clobbers you in the $t! -You clobber $p. -$n clobbers $p. +Clobber the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me... +$n starts shadow-boxing. +You clobber $M right in the face! Yuck, the BLOOD! +$n swings weakly at $N, missing by miles. +$n tries to clobber you but misses by a good quarter-mile... +Clobber who? +You clobber yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied. +$n clobbers $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid. +You clobber $M in the $t! +$n clobbers $N in the $t! +$n clobbers you in the $t! +You clobber $p. +$n clobbers $p. ~coffee coffee 0 8 8 0 -You pour coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. -$n pours coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. -You fix two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pour $M some coffee. -$n fixes two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pours $M some coffee. -$n fixes two strips of tape to your eyelids and pours you some coffee. -Pouring coffee for imaginary friends? -You fix two strips of tape to your eyelids and pour yourself some coffee. -$n fixes two strips of tape to $s eyelids and pours $mself some coffee. +You pour coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. +$n pours coffee for everyone, offering to tape eyelids open as needed. +You fix two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pour $M some coffee. +$n fixes two strips of tape to $N's eyelids and pours $M some coffee. +$n fixes two strips of tape to your eyelids and pours you some coffee. +Pouring coffee for imaginary friends? +You fix two strips of tape to your eyelids and pour yourself some coffee. +$n fixes two strips of tape to $s eyelids and pours $mself some coffee. # # # @@ -1154,8 +1154,8 @@ $n fixes two strips of tape to $s eyelids and pours $mself some coffee. # ~cold cold 0 8 8 0 -You shiver and hug your body, trying to get warm. -$n's teeth starts chattering from the extremely cold weather. +You shiver and hug your body, trying to get warm +$n's teeth starts chattering from the extremely cold weather # # # @@ -1169,73 +1169,73 @@ $n's teeth starts chattering from the extremely cold weather. # ~collapse collapse 0 5 0 0 -You collapse into a heap of weary bones. -$n collapses into a heap. -You collapse on top of $M. -$n collapses on top of $N. -$n collapses on top of you. -Are you really at the point of total collapse? -You totally collapse. -$n totally collapses. -You collapse on $S $t. -$n collapses on $N's $t. -$n collapses on your $t. -You collapse on $p. -$n collapses on $p. +You collapse into a heap of weary bones. +$n collapses into a heap. +You collapse on top of $M. +$n collapses on top of $N. +$n collapses on top of you. +Are you really at the point of total collapse? +You totally collapse. +$n totally collapses. +You collapse on $S $t. +$n collapses on $N's $t. +$n collapses on your $t. +You collapse on $p. +$n collapses on $p. ~comfort com 0 5 0 0 -Do you feel uncomfortable? -$n looks for someone to comfort. -You comfort $M. -$n comforts $N. -$n comforts you. -Comfort who? -You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. -$n tries to comfort $mself. -You comfort $S $t. -$n comforts $N's $t. -$n comforts your $t. -You comfort $p. -$n comforts $p. +Do you feel uncomfortable? +$n looks for someone to comfort. +You comfort $M. +$n comforts $N. +$n comforts you. +Comfort who? +You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. +$n tries to comfort $mself. +You comfort $S $t. +$n comforts $N's $t. +$n comforts your $t. +You comfort $p. +$n comforts $p. ~comb comb 0 5 0 0 -You comb your hair -- perfect. -$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen! -You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess! -$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair. -$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. -That person is not here. -You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. -$n tries to comb $s tangled hair. -You comb $S $t. -$n combs $N's $t. -$n combs your $t. -You comb $p. -$n comb $p. +You comb your hair -- perfect. +$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen! +You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess! +$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair. +$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. +That person is not here. +You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. +$n tries to comb $s tangled hair. +You comb $S $t. +$n combs $N's $t. +$n combs your $t. +You comb $p. +$n comb $p. ~confuse confuse 0 5 0 0 -You feel very confused. -$n feels very confused. -You try to confuse $M. -$n tries to confuse $N. -$n tries to confuse you. -You're confused? So am I! Who's that supposed to be aimed at? -Well done, you've gone and confused yourself! -$n has confused $mself now. -You look at $N's $t in confusion. -$n looks at $N's $t in confusion. -$n looks at your $t in confusion. +You feel very confused. +$n feels very confused. +You try to confuse $M. +$n tries to confuse $N. +$n tries to confuse you. +You're confused? So am I! Who's that supposed to be aimed at? +Well done, you've gone and confused yourself! +$n has confused $mself now. +You look at $N's $i in confusion. +$n looks at $N's $i in confusion. +$n looks at your $i in confusion. # # ~conga conga 0 8 8 0 -@YYou start a conga line! Conga conga conga!!@n -@Y$n starts dancing around creating a conga line! (type CONGA to join $m)@n -@YYou put your hands on $N's hips and join the conga line!@n -@Y$n places their hands on $N's hips and joins the conga line!@n -@Y$n places their hands on your hips and joins the conga line! Weee fun!@n -You do not see them here. -You must conga with someone else! +@YYou start a conga line! Conga conga conga!!@n +@Y$n starts dancing around creating a conga line! (type CONGA to join $m)@n +@YYou put your hands on $N's hips and join the conga line!@n +@Y$n places their hands on $N's hips and joins the conga line!@n +@Y$n places their hands on your hips and joins the conga line! Weee fun!@n +You do not see them here. +You must conga with someone else! # # # @@ -1244,8 +1244,8 @@ You must conga with someone else! # ~conga2 conga2 0 8 8 0 -@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n -@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n +@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n +@YThe conga line dances around the location bringing joy and happiness to everyone!@n # # # @@ -1259,98 +1259,98 @@ You must conga with someone else! # ~console conso 0 5 0 0 -You feel unconsolable. -$n looks for someone to console $m. -You console $M. -$n consoles $N. -$n consoles you. -Console who? -You make a vain attempt to console yourself. -$n tries to console $mself. -You console $S $t. -$n consoles $N's $t. -$n consoles your $t. -You console $p. -$n consoles $p. +You feel unconsolable. +$n looks for someone to console $m. +You console $M. +$n consoles $N. +$n consoles you. +Console who? +You make a vain attempt to console yourself. +$n tries to console $mself. +You console $S $t. +$n consoles $N's $t. +$n consoles your $t. +You console $p. +$n consoles $p. ~contemplate contemplate 0 5 5 0 -You contemplate theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. -$n contemplates theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. -You contemplate $N, and the reason why $E exists. -$n contemplates $N, and the reason why $E exists. -$n contemplates you, and the reason why you exist. -You contemplate nothingness, mainly because that person isn't even there! -You contemplate yourself and the reason for why you exist. -$n contemplates $mself and the reason for why $e exists. -You contemplate the meaning of $N's $t. -$n contemplates the meaning of $N's $t. -$n contemplates the meaning of your $t. +You contemplate theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. +$n contemplates theology, the concept of heaven and hell and ethereal realities. +You contemplate $N, and the reason why $E exists. +$n contemplates $N, and the reason why $E exists. +$n contemplates you, and the reason why you exist. +You contemplate nothingness, mainly because that person isn't even there! +You contemplate yourself and the reason for why you exist. +$n contemplates $mself and the reason for why $e exists. +You contemplate the meaning of $N's $t. +$n contemplates the meaning of $N's $t. +$n contemplates the meaning of your $t. # # ~cough cough 0 5 0 0 -You cough. -$n coughs. -You cough at $M trying to get attention. -$n coughs all over $N. -$n coughs all over you. -You cough, but they don't seem to care. -Something tickles your throat and you begin to cough. -$n coughs all over $sself. -You cough on $S $t. -$n coughs on $N's $t. -$n coughs on your $t. -You cough on $p. -$n coughs on $p. +You cough. +$n coughs. +You cough at $M trying to get attention. +$n coughs all over $N. +$n coughs all over you. +You cough, but they don't seem to care. +Something tickles your throat and you begin to cough. +$n coughs all over $sself. +You cough on $S $t. +$n coughs on $N's $t. +$n coughs on your $t. +You cough on $p. +$n coughs on $p. ~cower cower 0 5 0 0 -You cower away in fear. -$n cowers away in fear. -You cower away from $M in fear! -$n cowers away from $N. -$n cowers away from you in fear! -Who has scared you to the point of cowering? -You cower away from your own shadow. -$n cowers away from $s own shadow! -You cower away from $S $t. -$n cowers away from $N's $t. -$n cowers away from your $t. -You cower away from $p. -$n cowers away from $p. +You cower away in fear. +$n cowers away in fear. +You cower away from $M in fear! +$n cowers away from $N. +$n cowers away from you in fear! +Who has scared you to the point of cowering? +You cower away from your own shadow. +$n cowers away from $s own shadow! +You cower away from $S $t. +$n cowers away from $N's $t. +$n cowers away from your $t. +You cower away from $p. +$n cowers away from $p. ~cradle cradle 0 5 0 0 -You look around desperatly for someone to cradle in your arms. -$n is looking for someone to cradle in $s arms. -You wrap your arms around $N, cradling $M close to you. -$n wraps $s arms around $N, cradling $M to $m closely. -$n wraps $s arms gently around you, cradling you close to $m. -Sorry, they aren't here....maybe a cat would better suit you? -You wrap your arms around yourself and pretend it is your loved one. -n wraps $s arms around $mself as $e rocks side to side. -You cradle $S $t. -$n cradles $N's $t. -$n cradles your $t. -You cradle $p. -$n cradles $p. +You look around desperatly for someone to cradle in your arms. +$n is looking for someone to cradle in $s arms. +You wrap your arms around $N, cradling $M close to you. +$n wraps $s arms around $N, cradling $M to $m closely. +$n wraps $s arms gently around you, cradling you close to $m. +Sorry, they aren't here....maybe a cat would better suit you? +You wrap your arms around yourself and pretend it is your loved one. +n wraps $s arms around $mself as $e rocks side to side. +You cradle $S $t. +$n cradles $N's $t. +$n cradles your $t. +You cradle $p. +$n cradles $p. ~crazed crazed 0 8 8 0 -You get a crazed look in your eyes. -$n gets a crazed look in $s eyes. -You glance at $N with a crazed look in your eyes. -$n glances at $N with a crazed look in $s eyes. -$n glances at you with a crazed look in $s eyes. -You're crazy, they're not here. -You give yourself a crazed look. -$n gives $mself a crazed look. -You glance at $N's $t with a crazed look in your eyes. -$n glances at $N's $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. -$n glances at your $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. -You glance at $p with a crazed look in your eyes. -$n glances at $p with a crazed look in $s eyes. +You get a crazed look in your eyes. +$n gets a crazed look in $s eyes. +You glance at $N with a crazed look in your eyes. +$n glances at $N with a crazed look in $s eyes. +$n glances at you with a crazed look in $s eyes. +You're crazy, they're not here. +You give yourself a crazed look. +$n gives $mself a crazed look. +You glance at $N's $t with a crazed look in your eyes. +$n glances at $N's $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. +$n glances at your $t with a crazed look in $s eyes. +You glance at $p with a crazed look in your eyes. +$n glances at $p with a crazed look in $s eyes. ~crazy crazy 0 8 8 0 -You look around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once... they put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." The memories flow back. -$n looks around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once. They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." Their eyes daze over as they start to remember. +You look around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once... they put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." The memories flow back. +$n looks around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once. They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats." Their eyes daze over as they start to remember. # # # @@ -1364,74 +1364,74 @@ $n looks around. "Crazy, I used to be crazy once. They put me in a rubber room w # ~creep creep 0 5 0 0 -You creep quietly. -$n is creeping along quietly. -You creep towards $N. -$n creeps towards $N. -$n creeps towards you. -Sorry, they aren't here, you creep. -You creep towards yourself. -$n creeps towards $mself, how strange. -You creep towards $S $t. -$n creeps towards $N's $t. -$n creeps towards your $t. -You creep towards $p. -$n creeps towards $p. +You creep quietly. +$n is creeping along quietly. +You creep towards $N. +$n creeps towards $N. +$n creeps towards you. +Sorry, they aren't here, you creep. +You creep towards yourself. +$n creeps towards $mself, how strange. +You creep towards $S $t. +$n creeps towards $N's $t. +$n creeps towards your $t. +You creep towards $p. +$n creeps towards $p. ~cringe cringe 0 5 0 0 -You cringe in terror. -$n cringes in terror! -You cringe away from $M. -$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. -$n cringes away from you. -I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of? -You cringe at yourself, what are you afraid of? -$n cringes at $mself, how strange. -You cringe at $S $t. -$n cringes at $N's $t. -$n cringes at your $t. -You cringe at $p. -$n cringes at $p. +You cringe in terror. +$n cringes in terror! +You cringe away from $M. +$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. +$n cringes away from you. +I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of? +You cringe at yourself, what are you afraid of? +$n cringes at $mself, how strange. +You cringe at $S $t. +$n cringes at $N's $t. +$n cringes at your $t. +You cringe at $p. +$n cringes at $p. ~criticize criticize 0 5 0 0 -You criticize the whole world. -$n criticizes everything and everyone. -You harshly criticize $M. -$n harshly criticizes $N. -$n harshly criticizes you, $e should talk! -Whom do you wish to criticize? -Don't be so hard on yourself! -$n harshly criticizes $mself. -You criticize $S $t. -$n criticizes $N's $t. -$n criticizes your $t. -You criticize $p. -$n criticizes $p. +You criticize the whole world. +$n criticizes everything and everyone. +You harshly criticize $M. +$n harshly criticizes $N. +$n harshly criticizes you, $e should talk! +Whom do you wish to criticize? +Don't be so hard on yourself! +$n harshly criticizes $mself. +You criticize $S $t. +$n criticizes $N's $t. +$n criticizes your $t. +You criticize $p. +$n criticizes $p. ~croon croon 0 5 0 0 -You croon a melody in a mellow, soothing voice. -$n croons a soulful melody. -You croon a soothing tune to $M. -$n croons a song to $N in a soothing voice. -$n soulfully croons a song to you. -You croon away... off into space... -Ol' Blue Eyes, eh? -$n thinks $e croons like Frank Sinatra. -You croon at $S $t. -$n croons at $N's $t. -$n croons at your $t. -You croon at $p. -$n croons at $p. +You croon a melody in a mellow, soothing voice. +$n croons a soulful melody. +You croon a soothing tune to $M. +$n croons a song to $N in a soothing voice. +$n soulfully croons a song to you. +You croon away... off into space... +Ol' Blue Eyes, eh? +$n thinks $e croons like Frank Sinatra. +You croon at $S $t. +$n croons at $N's $t. +$n croons at your $t. +You croon at $p. +$n croons at $p. ~crossfinger crossfinger 0 8 8 0 -You cross your fingers and hope for the best. -$n crosses $s fingers and hopes for the best. -You cross your fingers and ask $N to wish you luck. -$n crosses $s fingers and asks $N to wish $m luck. -$n crosses $s fingers and asks you to wish $m luck. -They didn't wait around to wish you luck. -You cross your fingers and pray you don't mess things up. -$n crosses $s fingers and hopes he doesn't mess things up. +You cross your fingers and hope for the best. +$n crosses $s fingers and hopes for the best. +You cross your fingers and ask $N to wish you luck. +$n crosses $s fingers and asks $N to wish $m luck. +$n crosses $s fingers and asks you to wish $m luck. +They didn't wait around to wish you luck. +You cross your fingers and pray you don't mess things up. +$n crosses $s fingers and hopes he doesn't mess things up. # # # @@ -1439,89 +1439,89 @@ $n crosses $s fingers and hopes he doesn't mess things up. # ~crushed crushed 0 8 8 0 -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by you! -You are CRUSHED by their nonexistance. -You are CRUSHED by yourself! -$n is CRUSHED by $mself. -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by your $t! -You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! -$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED! +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by you! +You are CRUSHED by their nonexistance. +You are CRUSHED by yourself! +$n is CRUSHED by $mself. +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $N's $t! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by your $t! +You collapse into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! +$n collapses into broken pieces on the floor - CRUSHED by $p! ~cry cry 0 5 0 0 -Waaaaah.. -$n bursts into tears. -You cry on $S shoulder. -$n cries on $N's shoulder. -$n cries on your shoulder. -Who's that? -You cry to yourself. -$n sobs quietly to $mself. -You cry on $S $t. -$n cries on $N's $t. -$n cries on your $t. -You cry on $p. -$n cries on $p. +Waaaaah.. +$n bursts into tears. +You cry on $S shoulder. +$n cries on $N's shoulder. +$n cries on your shoulder. +Who's that? +You cry to yourself. +$n sobs quietly to $mself. +You cry on $S $t. +$n cries on $N's $t. +$n cries on your $t. +You cry on $p. +$n cries on $p. ~crylaugh crylaugh 0 8 8 0 -You wipe a tear from your eye. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye. -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at you. -You're crying with laughter that they left? -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at yourself. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $mself. -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N's $t. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N's $t. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at your $t. -You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $p. -$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $p. +You wipe a tear from your eye. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye. +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at you. +You're crying with laughter that they left? +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at yourself. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $mself. +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $N's $t. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $N's $t. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at your $t. +You wipe a tear from your eye as you laugh heartily at $p. +$n wipes a tear from $s eye as $e laughs heartily at $p. ~cuddle cuddle 0 5 0 0 -Who do you feel like cuddling today? -$n wants to cuddle with someone. -You cuddle $M. -$n cuddles $N. -$n cuddles you. -They aren't here. -You must feel very cuddly indeed.. :) -$n cuddles $mself. -You cuddle $S $t. -$n cuddles $N's $t. -$n cuddles your $t. -You cuddle $p. -$n cuddle $p. +Who do you feel like cuddling today? +$n wants to cuddle with someone. +You cuddle $M. +$n cuddles $N. +$n cuddles you. +They aren't here. +You must feel very cuddly indeed.. :) +$n cuddles $mself. +You cuddle $S $t. +$n cuddles $N's $t. +$n cuddles your $t. +You cuddle $p. +$n cuddle $p. ~curious curious 0 8 8 0 -You look curiously about. -$n looks curiously about. -You look curiously at $N. -$n looks curiously at $N. -$n looks curiously at you. -Are you curious that they're not here? -You examine yourself curiously. -$n examines $mself curiously. -You look curiously at $N's $t. -$n looks curiously at $N's $t. -$n looks curiously at your $t. -You look curiously at $p. -$n looks curiously at $p. +You look curiously about. +$n looks curiously about. +You look curiously at $N. +$n looks curiously at $N. +$n looks curiously at you. +Are you curious that they're not here? +You examine yourself curiously. +$n examines $mself curiously. +You look curiously at $N's $t. +$n looks curiously at $N's $t. +$n looks curiously at your $t. +You look curiously at $p. +$n looks curiously at $p. ~curl curl 0 5 0 0 -Curl what? -$n curls up into a little ball. -You curl up at $N's feet. -$n curls up into a little ball at $N's feet and goes to sleep. -$n curls up into a little ball and falls asleep at your feet. -You curl up to your imaginary friend. -You curl up and go to sleep. -$n curls and goes to sleep. +Curl what? +$n curls up into a little ball. +You curl up at $N's feet. +$n curls up into a little ball at $N's feet and goes to sleep. +$n curls up into a little ball and falls asleep at your feet. +You curl up to your imaginary friend. +You curl up and go to sleep. +$n curls and goes to sleep. # # # @@ -1529,100 +1529,100 @@ $n curls and goes to sleep. # ~curse curse 0 5 0 0 -You swear loudly for a long time. -$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! -You curse $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. -$n calls doubt on $N's parentage. -$n curses you, what a moron! -Your curses echo emptily. -You make yourself a solemn promise. -$n curses under $s breath. -You curse $S $t. -$n curses $N's $t. -$n curses your $t. -You curse $p. -$n curses $p. +You swear loudly for a long time. +$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! +You curse $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. +$n calls doubt on $N's parentage. +$n curses you, what a moron! +Your curses echo emptily. +You make yourself a solemn promise. +$n curses under $s breath. +You curse $S $t. +$n curses $N's $t. +$n curses your $t. +You curse $p. +$n curses $p. ~curtsey curtsey 0 5 0 0 -You curtsey to your audience. -$n curtseys gracefully. -You curtsey to $M. -$n curtsies gracefully to $N. -$n curtsies to you. -But there is nobody by that name here. -You try to curtsy to yourself and fall over. -$n falls over on $s derriere. -You curtsey at $S $t. -$n curtseys at $N's $t. -$n curtseys at your $t. -You curtsey at $p. -$n curtseys at $p. +You curtsey to your audience. +$n curtseys gracefully. +You curtsey to $M. +$n curtsies gracefully to $N. +$n curtsies to you. +But there is nobody by that name here. +You try to curtsy to yourself and fall over. +$n falls over on $s derriere. +You curtsey at $S $t. +$n curtseys at $N's $t. +$n curtseys at your $t. +You curtsey at $p. +$n curtseys at $p. ~custard custard 0 5 0 0 -You pull out a large custard pie and begin munching on it. -$n pulls out a large custard pie and eats it face-first. -You whip out a custard pie and slam it into $N's face, laughing all the while. -$n whips out a custard pie and slams it into $N's face! Whipped cream everywhere! -$n slams a custard pie into your face, which permanently dents your forehead. -You can't throw a pie at someone when they aren't here. *reality check* -You pull out a custard pie and slam it into your face. YUMMY. -$n pulls out a custard pie and slams it into $s face. YUM. -You toss a pie straight at $S $t. -$n tosses a custard pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. -$n tosses a custard pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. -You toss a custard pie onto $p. -$n tosses a custard pie onto $p. +You pull out a large custard pie and begin munching on it. +$n pulls out a large custard pie and eats it face-first. +You whip out a custard pie and slam it into $N's face, laughing all the while. +$n whips out a custard pie and slams it into $N's face! Whipped cream everywhere! +$n slams a custard pie into your face, which permanently dents your forehead. +You can't throw a pie at someone when they aren't here. *reality check* +You pull out a custard pie and slam it into your face. YUMMY. +$n pulls out a custard pie and slams it into $s face. YUM. +You toss a pie straight at $S $t. +$n tosses a custard pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. +$n tosses a custard pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. +You toss a custard pie onto $p. +$n tosses a custard pie onto $p. ~dance dance 0 5 8 0 -You dance around happily. -$n dances a little jig. -You dance around happily with $M. -$n dances around happily with $N. -$n dances around happily with you. -Eh, WHO? -You dance around happily by yourself. -$n skips a light Fandango. -You grab $S $t and start dancing with it. -$n grabs $N's $t and starts dancing with it. -$n grabs your $t and starts dancing with it. -You dance around happily with $p. -$n grabs $p and starts dancing with it. +You dance around happily. +$n dances a little jig. +You dance around happily with $M. +$n dances around happily with $N. +$n dances around happily with you. +Eh, WHO? +You dance around happily by yourself. +$n skips a light Fandango. +You grab $S $t and start dancing with it. +$n grabs $N's $t and starts dancing with it. +$n grabs your $t and starts dancing with it. +You dance around happily with $p. +$n grabs $p and starts dancing with it. ~dark dark 0 5 0 0 -As you concentrate the room appears to darken. -$n concentrates on something, and the light in the room dims. -You raise your hand, palm open, towards $N. -$n raises $s hand, palm open, towards $N who staggers back. -$n raises $s hand, palm open towards you, and a wave of darkness passes through you! -You raise your hand and concentrate, but nothing happens. -You place your own hand over your heart, and a wave of darkness passes through you. -$n places $s hand over $s heart, and stumbles back. -You grab $S $t and send a wave of darkness through it. -$n grabs $N's $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. -$n grabs your $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. -You take $p and send a wave of darkness through it. -$n grabs $p and sends a wave of darkness through it. +As you concentrate the room appears to darken. +$n concentrates on something, and the light in the room dims. +You raise your hand, palm open, towards $N. +$n raises $s hand, palm open, towards $N who staggers back. +$n raises $s hand, palm open towards you, and a wave of darkness passes through you! +You raise your hand and concentrate, but nothing happens. +You place your own hand over your heart, and a wave of darkness passes through you. +$n places $s hand over $s heart, and stumbles back. +You grab $S $t and send a wave of darkness through it. +$n grabs $N's $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. +$n grabs your $t and sends a wave of darkness through it. +You take $p and send a wave of darkness through it. +$n grabs $p and sends a wave of darkness through it. ~daydream daydream 0 5 0 0 -You dream of better times. -$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. -You look at $M dreamily. -$n looks at $N dreamily. -$n looks dreamily at you. -Your idol seems not to be here... -You must love yourself, huh? -$n daydreasm about $mself... get a life, huh? -You look at $S $t dreamily. -$n looks at $N's $t dreamily. -$n looks at your $t dreamily. -You look dreamily at $p. -$n looks dreamily at $p. +You dream of better times. +$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. +You look at $M dreamily. +$n looks at $N dreamily. +$n looks dreamily at you. +Your idol seems not to be here... +You must love yourself, huh? +$n daydreasm about $mself... get a life, huh? +You look at $S $t dreamily. +$n looks at $N's $t dreamily. +$n looks at your $t dreamily. +You look dreamily at $p. +$n looks dreamily at $p. ~dbc dbc 0 6 0 0 -This action is unfinished. -This action is unfinished. -You conjure up a bowl of icecream -$n conjures up a large bowl filled with Chocolate icecream, dipped in chocolate fudge sitting on a chocolate fudge brownie and hands it to $N - DBC +This action is unfinished. +This action is unfinished. +You conjure up a bowl of icecream +$n conjures up a large bowl filled with Chocolate icecream, dipped in chocolate fudge sitting on a chocolate fudge brownie and hands it to $N - DBC # # # @@ -1634,12 +1634,12 @@ $n conjures up a large bowl filled with Chocolate icecream, dipped in chocolate # ~dead dead 0 8 8 0 -You stagger weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! -$n staggers weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! -You stagger weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! -$n staggers weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! -$n staggers weakly, grasping your shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! -They're not here to observe your tragic demise. +You stagger weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! +$n staggers weakly about the room before keeling over... DEAD! +You stagger weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! +$n staggers weakly, grasping $N's shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! +$n staggers weakly, grasping your shoulder before keeling over... DEAD! +They're not here to observe your tragic demise. # # # @@ -1649,14 +1649,14 @@ They're not here to observe your tragic demise. # ~deaf deaf 0 8 8 0 -You plug your ears with your fingers and scream 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' -$n plugs $s ears with $s fingers and loudly screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' -You plug your ears and scream loudly so you can't hear $N. -$n plugs $s ears and screams violently at $N. -$n plugs $s ears and screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' in your face. -You plug your ears with your fingers and make a scene for no reason in particular. -You try and drown out your own speech by plugging your ears and screaming obscenely. -$n plugs $s ears and screams at $mself because $e doesn't know how to shut up. That'll teach $m. +You plug your ears with your fingers and scream 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' +$n plugs $s ears with $s fingers and loudly screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' +You plug your ears and scream loudly so you can't hear $N. +$n plugs $s ears and screams violently at $N. +$n plugs $s ears and screams 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!' in your face. +You plug your ears with your fingers and make a scene for no reason in particular. +You try and drown out your own speech by plugging your ears and screaming obscenely. +$n plugs $s ears and screams at $mself because $e doesn't know how to shut up. That'll teach $m. # # # @@ -1664,14 +1664,14 @@ $n plugs $s ears and screams at $mself because $e doesn't know how to shut up. T # ~defib defib 0 8 8 0 -You charge up the defibrillator and yell 'Clear.' -$n charges up $s defibrillator and yells 'clear.' -You place the defibrillator paddles on $N's chest and give $M a jolt. -$n places some defibrillator paddles against $N's chest and gives $M a jolt. -$n places some defibrillator paddles against your chest and jolts you half to death. -You look around for someone to jolt. -You place the paddles against yourself. Are you crazy? -$n places the defibrillator paddles on $mself and is jolted by the shock. +You charge up the defibrillator and yell 'Clear.' +$n charges up $s defibrillator and yells 'clear.' +You place the defibrillator paddles on $N's chest and give $M a jolt. +$n places some defibrillator paddles against $N's chest and gives $M a jolt. +$n places some defibrillator paddles against your chest and jolts you half to death. +You look around for someone to jolt. +You place the paddles against yourself. Are you crazy? +$n places the defibrillator paddles on $mself and is jolted by the shock. # # # @@ -1679,128 +1679,128 @@ $n places the defibrillator paddles on $mself and is jolted by the shock. # ~despair despair 0 5 0 0 -You throw your hands up in despair. You give up. -$n surrenders, and throws $s hands up in despair. -You throw your hands up in despair at $N. -$n thinks of $N, and throws $s hands in the air. -$n thinks of you, and throws $s hand up in despair. -If you want to show despair find someone to show it to. -You are fed up with yourself. -$n is fed up with $mself. -You look at $S $t despairingly. -$n looks at $N's $t despairingly. -$n looks at your $t despairingly. -You look despairingly at $p. -$n looks despairingly at $p. +You throw your hands up in despair. You give up. +$n surrenders, and throws $s hands up in despair. +You throw your hands up in despair at $N. +$n thinks of $N, and throws $s hands in the air. +$n thinks of you, and throws $s hand up in despair. +If you want to show despair find someone to show it to. +You are fed up with yourself. +$n is fed up with $mself. +You look at $S $t despairingly. +$n looks at $N's $t despairingly. +$n looks at your $t despairingly. +You look despairingly at $p. +$n looks despairingly at $p. ~despine despine 0 5 0 0 -You de-spine yourself... Ow. -$n de-spined $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... -You rip out $N's spine and cackle insanely, holding it up! -$n reaches over to $N's back, rips out $M spine, and laughs insanely! -$n has just ripped out your spine! Damn, that *HURT!* -Who do you wish to de-spine? -You de-spine yourself... Ow. -$n de-spines $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... -You try to de-spine $S $t. -$n tries to de-spine $N's $t. -$n tries to de-spine your $t. -You rip the spine out of the $p, then realize... inanimate objects don't have spines. -$n tries in vain to rip the $p's spine out, because it has no spine. +You de-spine yourself... Ow. +$n de-spined $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... +You rip out $N's spine and cackle insanely, holding it up! +$n reaches over to $N's back, rips out $M spine, and laughs insanely! +$n has just ripped out your spine! Damn, that *HURT!* +Who do you wish to de-spine? +You de-spine yourself... Ow. +$n de-spines $mself. Damn, that *HAD* to hurt... +You try to de-spine $S $t. +$n tries to de-spine $N's $t. +$n tries to de-spine your $t. +You rip the spine out of the $p, then realize... inanimate objects don't have spines. +$n tries in vain to rip the $p's spine out, because it has no spine. ~differ differ 0 5 0 0 -You differ with that. -$n begs to differ. -You differ with what $E just said. -$n begs to differ with what $N just said. -$n begs to differ with what you just said. -You differ with whom? -You are disagreeing with yourself? -$n is disagreeing with $mself, AGAIN! -You disagree with $S $t. -$n disagrees with $N's $t. -$n disagrees with your $t. -You disagree with $p. -$n disagree with $p. +You differ with that. +$n begs to differ. +You differ with what $E just said. +$n begs to differ with what $N just said. +$n begs to differ with what you just said. +You differ with whom? +You are disagreeing with yourself? +$n is disagreeing with $mself, AGAIN! +You disagree with $S $t. +$n disagrees with $N's $t. +$n disagrees with your $t. +You disagree with $p. +$n disagree with $p. ~disapprove disapprove 0 8 8 0 -You shake your head disapprovingly. -$n shakes $s head disapprovingly. -You give $N a disapproving glance. -$n gives $N a disapproving glance. -$n glances disapprovingly at you. -You disapprove of them but they're not here to notice. -You disapprove of yourself. -$n gives $mself a disapproving glance. -You glance disapprovingly at $N's $t. -$n glances disapprovingly at $N's $t. -$n glances disapprovingly at your $t. -You glance disapprovingly at $p. -$n glances disapprovingly at $p. +You shake your head disapprovingly. +$n shakes $s head disapprovingly. +You give $N a disapproving glance. +$n gives $N a disapproving glance. +$n glances disapprovingly at you. +You disapprove of them but they're not here to notice. +You disapprove of yourself. +$n gives $mself a disapproving glance. +You glance disapprovingly at $N's $t. +$n glances disapprovingly at $N's $t. +$n glances disapprovingly at your $t. +You glance disapprovingly at $p. +$n glances disapprovingly at $p. ~discombob discombob 0 5 0 0 -You feel discombobulated. -$n feels discombobulated. -You think $M is discombobulated. -$n thinks $N is discombobulated. -$n thinks you are discombobulated. -You think someone is discombobulated? You're right. -You become all discombobulated. -$n becomes all discombobulated. -You look at $S discombobulated $t. -$n looks at $N's $t and declares it discombobulated. -$n looks at your $t and declares it discombobulated. -You look at $p and declare it discombobulated. -$n looks at $p and declares it discombobulated. +You feel discombobulated. +$n feels discombobulated. +You think $M is discombobulated. +$n thinks $N is discombobulated. +$n thinks you are discombobulated. +You think someone is discombobulated? You're right. +You become all discombobulated. +$n becomes all discombobulated. +You look at $S discombobulated $t. +$n looks at $N's $t and declares it discombobulated. +$n looks at your $t and declares it discombobulated. +You look at $p and declare it discombobulated. +$n looks at $p and declares it discombobulated. ~disturbed disturbed 0 8 8 0 -You are highly disturbed... -$n is highly disturbed... -You find $N highly disturbing... -$n finds $N highly disturbing... -$n finds you highly disturbing... -They're not there... disturbing! -You are actually disturbed by yourself. -$n is disturbed by $mself. -$N's $t disturbs you... -$n is highly disturbed by $N's $t... -$n is highly disturbed by your $t... -You find $p highly disturbing... -$n finds $p highly disturbing... +You are highly disturbed... +$n is highly disturbed... +You find $N highly disturbing... +$n finds $N highly disturbing... +$n finds you highly disturbing... +They're not there... disturbing! +You are actually disturbed by yourself. +$n is disturbed by $mself. +$N's $t disturbs you... +$n is highly disturbed by $N's $t... +$n is highly disturbed by your $t... +You find $p highly disturbing... +$n finds $p highly disturbing... ~dive dive 0 5 0 0 -You dive into the dirt. -$n dives into the dirt. -You dive behind $N's massive butt. -$n dives behind $N's massive butt. -$n dives behind your massive butt! -Sorry, that person's massive butt isn't here.. -Thats not an easy thing to do. -$n tries to dive behind $s own ass, but fails miserably. -You dive behind $N's massive $t. -$n dives behind $N's massive $t. -$n dives behind your massive $N. -You dive behind $p. -$n dives behind $p. +You dive into the dirt. +$n dives into the dirt. +You dive behind $N's massive butt. +$n dives behind $N's massive butt. +$n dives behind your massive butt! +Sorry, that person's massive butt isn't here.. +Thats not an easy thing to do. +$n tries to dive behind $s own ass, but fails miserably. +You dive behind $N's massive $t. +$n dives behind $N's massive $t. +$n dives behind your massive $N. +You dive behind $p. +$n dives behind $p. ~doh doh 0 5 0 0 -Doh! -$n dohs! -You look at $M and exclaim 'doh!' -$n looks at $N and exclaims 'doh!' -$n looks at you and exclaims 'doh!' -Doh a deer, a female deer... -You slap your forehead and exclaim 'doh!' -$n slaps $s forehead and exclaims 'doh!' -You look at $S $t and exclaim 'doh!' -$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims 'doh!' -$n looks at your $t and exclaims 'doh!' -You look at $p and and exclaim 'doh!' -$n looks at $p and and exclaims 'doh!' +Doh! +$n dohs! +You look at $M and exclaim 'doh!' +$n looks at $N and exclaims 'doh!' +$n looks at you and exclaims 'doh!' +Doh a deer, a female deer... +You slap your forehead and exclaim 'doh!' +$n slaps $s forehead and exclaims 'doh!' +You look at $S $t and exclaim 'doh!' +$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims 'doh!' +$n looks at your $t and exclaims 'doh!' +You look at $p and and exclaim 'doh!' +$n looks at $p and and exclaims 'doh!' ~doodle doodle 0 -1 -1 0 -You doodle in the dirt. -$n doodles in the dirt. +You doodle in the dirt. +$n doodles in the dirt. # # # @@ -1814,68 +1814,68 @@ $n doodles in the dirt. # ~dread dread 0 8 8 0 -You dread to think. -$n dreads to think. -You recoil from $N in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $N in mortal dread. -$n recoils from you in mortal dread. -You dread them even when they're not here. -You recoil from yourself in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $mself in mortal dread. -You recoil from $N's $t in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $N's $t in mortal dread. -$n recoils from your $t in mortal dread. -You recoil from $p in mortal dread. -$n recoils from $p in mortal dread. +You dread to think. +$n dreads to think. +You recoil from $N in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $N in mortal dread. +$n recoils from you in mortal dread. +You dread them even when they're not here. +You recoil from yourself in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $mself in mortal dread. +You recoil from $N's $t in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $N's $t in mortal dread. +$n recoils from your $t in mortal dread. +You recoil from $p in mortal dread. +$n recoils from $p in mortal dread. ~drool drool 0 5 0 0 -You start to drool. -$n starts to drool. -You drool all over $N. -$n drools all over $N. -$n drools all over you. -Pardon?? -Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk! -$n drools on $mself. What a sight. -You drool all over $S $t. -$n drools all over $N's $t. -$n drools all over your $t. -You drool on $p. -$n drools on $p. +You start to drool. +$n starts to drool. +You drool all over $N. +$n drools all over $N. +$n drools all over you. +Pardon?? +Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk! +$n drools on $mself. What a sight. +You drool all over $S $t. +$n drools all over $N's $t. +$n drools all over your $t. +You drool on $p. +$n drools on $p. ~drumroll drumroll 0 8 8 0 -You pound out a drumroll. -$n pounds out a drumroll. -You give $M a drumroll. -$n gives $N a drumroll. -$n gives you a drumroll. -You give a drumroll for someone that is not there. -You give yourself a drumroll. -$n gives $mself a drumroll. -You pound out a drumroll on $S $t. -$n pounds out a drumroll on $N's $t. -$n pounds out a drumroll on your $t. -You pound out a drumroll on $p. -$n pounds out a drumroll on $p. +You pound out a drumroll. +$n pounds out a drumroll. +You give $M a drumroll. +$n gives $N a drumroll. +$n gives you a drumroll. +You give a drumroll for someone that is not there. +You give yourself a drumroll. +$n gives $mself a drumroll. +You pound out a drumroll on $S $t. +$n pounds out a drumroll on $N's $t. +$n pounds out a drumroll on your $t. +You pound out a drumroll on $p. +$n pounds out a drumroll on $p. ~duck duck 0 5 0 0 -You duck out of the way. -$n ducks out of the way. -You duck past $M. -$n ducks past $N. -$n ducks past you. -Quack? -You begin to waddle and quack like a duck. -$n begins to waddle and quack like a duck. -You duck under $S $t. -$n ducks under $N's $t. -$n ducks under your $t. -You duck under $p. -$n ducks under $p. +You duck out of the way. +$n ducks out of the way. +You duck past $M. +$n ducks past $N. +$n ducks past you. +Quack? +You begin to waddle and quack like a duck. +$n begins to waddle and quack like a duck. +You duck under $S $t. +$n ducks under $N's $t. +$n ducks under your $t. +You duck under $p. +$n ducks under $p. ~duh duh 0 8 8 0 -You hit yourself in the forhead and go, 'Duh!'. -$n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the? +You hit yourself in the forhead and go, 'Duh!'. +$n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the? # # # @@ -1889,14 +1889,14 @@ $n hits themselves in the head and goes, 'Duh!'. What the? # ~earlick earlick 0 5 0 0 -There must be two people to do this you know... -$n looks seems to be looking for something. -You start to lick $N's ear gently and light in the touch. -$n whispers something to $N. -$n gently starts to lick your ear. MMmmmm... -Not here.. sorry. Pick another ear. -You can't. -$n seems to have something stuck between $s teeth. +There must be two people to do this you know... +$n looks seems to be looking for something. +You start to lick $N's ear gently and light in the touch. +$n whispers something to $N. +$n gently starts to lick your ear. MMmmmm... +Not here.. sorry. Pick another ear. +You can't. +$n seems to have something stuck between $s teeth. # # # @@ -1904,44 +1904,44 @@ $n seems to have something stuck between $s teeth. # ~eek eek 0 5 0 0 -Eeeeeeeek! -$n leaps onto a table and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' -$N is terrifying!!! -$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of $N. -$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of you. -Panting you realise that the foul creature has left. Phewww.... -You point at yourself and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' -$n points at $mself and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' -You point at $S $t and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -$n points at $N's $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -$n points at your $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -You point at $p and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. -$n points at $p and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +Eeeeeeeek! +$n leaps onto a table and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' +$N is terrifying!!! +$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of $N. +$n leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeek!' at the sight of you. +Panting you realise that the foul creature has left. Phewww.... +You point at yourself and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' +$n points at $mself and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!' +You point at $S $t and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +$n points at $N's $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +$n points at your $t and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +You point at $p and scream, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. +$n points at $p and screams, 'Eeeeeeeeek!'. ~eep eep 0 5 0 0 -Eeeeep! -$n looks a little sheepish and goes 'eep'. -You look at $M and go 'eep'. -$n looks at $N and goes 'eep'. -$n looks at you and goes 'eep'. -Find someone else to eep at. -You look down go 'eep'. -$n looks down and goes 'eep'. -You look at $S $t and go 'eep'. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes 'eep'. -$n looks at your $t and goes 'eep'. -You look at $p and go 'eep'. -$n looks at $p and goes 'eep'. +Eeeeep! +$n looks a little sheepish and goes 'eep'. +You look at $M and go 'eep'. +$n looks at $N and goes 'eep'. +$n looks at you and goes 'eep'. +Find someone else to eep at. +You look down go 'eep'. +$n looks down and goes 'eep'. +You look at $S $i and go 'eep'. +$n looks at $N's $i and goes 'eep'. +$n looks at your $i and goes 'eep'. +You look at $p and go 'eep'. +$n looks at $p and goes 'eep'. ~ego ego 0 8 8 0 Your ego inflates like a giant balloon. -$n's ego inflates like a giant balloon! -You watch $N's ego inflate like a balloon. -$n watches $N's ego inflate like a balloon. -$n watches your ego inflate like a balloon. -They're not here to admire your ego. -You inflate your own ego like a giant balloon! -$n inflates $s ego like a giant balloon! +$n's ego inflates like a giant balloon! +You watch $N's ego inflate like a balloon. +$n watches $N's ego inflate like a balloon. +$n watches your ego inflate like a balloon. +They're not here to admire your ego. +You inflate your own ego like a giant balloon! +$n inflates $s ego like a giant balloon! # # # @@ -1949,23 +1949,23 @@ $n inflates $s ego like a giant balloon! # ~egrin egrin 0 5 5 0 -You grin very evilly. -$n grins very evilly. -You grin evilly, trying to frighten $M. -$n grins evilly, trying to frighten $N. -$n grins evilly, trying to frighten you. -Now, what's the point in trying to intimidate nothing? -You grin evilly, thinking about your own devious plans. -$n grins evilly, thinking about $s own devious plans. -You grin evilly at $N's $t. -$n grins evilly at $N's $t. -$n grins evilly at your $t. +You grin very evilly. +$n grins very evilly. +You grin evilly, trying to frighten $M. +$n grins evilly, trying to frighten $N. +$n grins evilly, trying to frighten you. +Now, what's the point in trying to intimidate nothing? +You grin evilly, thinking about your own devious plans. +$n grins evilly, thinking about $s own devious plans. +You grin evilly at $N's $t. +$n grins evilly at $N's $t. +$n grins evilly at your $t. # # ~elephantma elephantma 0 5 0 0 -You show your grotesque face and scream, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' -$n with the grotesque face screams, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' +You show your grotesque face and scream, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' +$n with the grotesque face screams, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' # # # @@ -1979,154 +1979,154 @@ $n with the grotesque face screams, 'I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!' # ~embrace embrace 0 5 0 0 -You reach but come away empty. :( -$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there. -You embrace $M warmly. -$n embraces $N warmly. -$n embraces you warmly. -Alas, your embracee is not here. -You embrace yourself?? -$n wraps $s arms around $mself for a warm self-embrace. -You embrace $S $t warmly. -$n embraces $N's $t warmly. -$n embraces your $t warmly. -You embrace $p warmly. -$n embraces $p warmly. +You reach but come away empty. :( +$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there. +You embrace $M warmly. +$n embraces $N warmly. +$n embraces you warmly. +Alas, your embracee is not here. +You embrace yourself?? +$n wraps $s arms around $mself for a warm self-embrace. +You embrace $S $t warmly. +$n embraces $N's $t warmly. +$n embraces your $t warmly. +You embrace $p warmly. +$n embraces $p warmly. ~enthuse enthuse 0 5 0 0 -You throw your arms wide and express enthusiasm for the beautiful day! -$n throws $s arms wide and expresses enthusiasm for the beautiful day! -You throw your arms around $N and hug $M enthusiastically! -$n throws $s arms around $N and hugs $s enthusiastically! -$n throws $s arms around you and hugs you enthusiastically! -Not here to enthuse. -You hug yourself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! -$n hugs $mself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! -You look enthusiastically at $S $t. -$n seems very enthused by $N's $t. -$n seems very enthused by your $t. -You throw your arms around $p and hug it enthusiastically! -$n throws $s arms around $p and hugs it enthusiastically! +You throw your arms wide and express enthusiasm for the beautiful day! +$n throws $s arms wide and expresses enthusiasm for the beautiful day! +You throw your arms around $N and hug $M enthusiastically! +$n throws $s arms around $N and hugs $s enthusiastically! +$n throws $s arms around you and hugs you enthusiastically! +Not here to enthuse. +You hug yourself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! +$n hugs $mself enthusiastically, caught up in the moment! +You look enthusiastically at $S $t. +$n seems very enthused by $N's $t. +$n seems very enthused by your $t. +You throw your arms around $p and hug it enthusiastically! +$n throws $s arms around $p and hugs it enthusiastically! ~envy envy 0 8 8 0 -You turn green with envy! -$n turns green with envy! -You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies you. -You envy their... lack of presence? -You are envious of yourself. -$n turns green, envious of $mself. -You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N's $t. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N's $t. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies your $t. -You become an attractive green colour as you envy $p. -$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $p. +You turn green with envy! +$n turns green with envy! +You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies you. +You envy their... lack of presence? +You are envious of yourself. +$n turns green, envious of $mself. +You become an attractive green colour as you envy $N's $t. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $N's $t. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies your $t. +You become an attractive green colour as you envy $p. +$n turns an attractive shade of green as $e envies $p. ~evileye evileye 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to give the evileye? -$n looks for someone to give an evileye at. -You give $M the evileye. -$n gives $M the evileye. -$n gives you the evileye... scary! -Better check out that evileye. -You give yourself the evileye? -$n gives $mself the evileye. -You give $S $t the evileye. -$n gives $N's $t the evileye. -$n gives your $t the evileye. -You give $p the evileye. -$n gives $p the evileye. +Whom do you wish to give the evileye? +$n looks for someone to give an evileye at. +You give $M the evileye. +$n gives $M the evileye. +$n gives you the evileye... scary! +Better check out that evileye. +You give yourself the evileye? +$n gives $mself the evileye. +You give $S $t the evileye. +$n gives $N's $t the evileye. +$n gives your $t the evileye. +You give $p the evileye. +$n gives $p the evileye. ~eww eww 0 8 8 0 -Your face distorts in unspeakable horror - Ewwwwww! -$n's face distorts in unspeakable horror as $e shrieks Ewwwww! -You grimace in horror at $N and shriek Ewwwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $N and shrieks Ewwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at you and shrieks Ewwwww! -Hmm... imaginary friend of yours? -You grimace in horror at yourself and shriek Ewwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $mself and shrieks Ewwwww! -You grimace in horror at $N's $t and shriek Ewwwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $N's $t and shrieks Ewwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at your $t and shrieks Ewwwww! -You grimace in horror at $p and shriek Ewwwwww! -$n grimaces in horror at $p and shrieks Ewwwww! +Your face distorts in unspeakable horror - Ewwwwww! +$n's face distorts in unspeakable horror as $e shrieks Ewwwww! +You grimace in horror at $N and shriek Ewwwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $N and shrieks Ewwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at you and shrieks Ewwwww! +Hmm... imaginary friend of yours? +You grimace in horror at yourself and shriek Ewwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $mself and shrieks Ewwwww! +You grimace in horror at $N's $t and shriek Ewwwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $N's $t and shrieks Ewwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at your $t and shrieks Ewwwww! +You grimace in horror at $p and shriek Ewwwwww! +$n grimaces in horror at $p and shrieks Ewwwww! ~excuse excuse 0 5 0 0 -You say 'excuse me' -$n exclaims 'Excuse me!' -You excuse yourself to $M. -$n excuses $mself to $N. -$n excuses $mself to you. -Well EXCUSE me! -You excuse yourself. -$n excuses $mself. -You excuse yourself to $S $t. -$n excuses $mself to $N's $t. -$n excuses $mself to your $t. -You excuse yourself to $p. -$n excuses $mself to $p. +You say 'excuse me' +$n exclaims 'Excuse me!' +You excuse yourself to $M. +$n excuses $mself to $N. +$n excuses $mself to you. +Well EXCUSE me! +You excuse yourself. +$n excuses $mself. +You excuse yourself to $S $t. +$n excuses $mself to $N's $t. +$n excuses $mself to your $t. +You excuse yourself to $p. +$n excuses $mself to $p. ~eye eye 0 5 0 0 -Your eyes take on a quizzical expression. -$n's eyes take on a quizzical expression. -You eye $N quizzically. -$n eyes $N quizzically. -$n eyes you quizzically. -You eye up the empty room. -You eye yourself quizzically. -$n eyes $mself quizzically. -You eye $N's $t quizzically. -$n eyes $N's $t quizzically. -$n eyes your $t quizzically. -You eye $p quizzically. -$n eyes $p quizzically. +Your eyes take on a quizzical expression. +$n's eyes take on a quizzical expression. +You eye $N quizzically. +$n eyes $N quizzically. +$n eyes you quizzically. +You eye up the empty room. +You eye yourself quizzically. +$n eyes $mself quizzically. +You eye $N's $t quizzically. +$n eyes $N's $t quizzically. +$n eyes your $t quizzically. +You eye $p quizzically. +$n eyes $p quizzically. ~eyebrow eyebrow 0 8 8 0 -You raise an eyebrow inquiringly. -$n raises an eyebrow inquiringly. -You raise an eyebrow at $N, confused about what $E means. -$n raises an eyebrow at $N. -$n raises an eyebrow at you. -At whom do you wish to raise your eyebrows? -You raise and eyebrow at yourself, very questionable. -$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. -You look at $S $t and raise your eyebrows! -$n looks at $N's $t and raises $s eyebrows! -$n looks at your $t and raises $s eyebrows! -You look at $p and raise your eyebrows! -$n looks at $p and raises $s eyebrows! +You raise an eyebrow inquiringly. +$n raises an eyebrow inquiringly. +You raise an eyebrow at $N, confused about what $E means. +$n raises an eyebrow at $N. +$n raises an eyebrow at you. +At whom do you wish to raise your eyebrows? +You raise and eyebrow at yourself, very questionable. +$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. +You look at $S $t and raise your eyebrows! +$n looks at $N's $t and raises $s eyebrows! +$n looks at your $t and raises $s eyebrows! +You look at $p and raise your eyebrows! +$n looks at $p and raises $s eyebrows! ~eyeroll eyer 0 5 0 0 -You roll your eyes. -$n rolls $s eyes. -You look at $M and roll your eyes. -$n rolls $s eyes at $N. -$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes. -Um... who? -You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. -$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. -You roll your eyes at $S $t. -$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t. -$n rolls $s eyes at your $t. -You roll your eyes at $p! -$n rolls $s eyes at $p. +You roll your eyes. +$n rolls $s eyes. +You look at $M and roll your eyes. +$n rolls $s eyes at $N. +$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes. +Um... who? +You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. +$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. +You roll your eyes at $S $t. +$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t. +$n rolls $s eyes at your $t. +You roll your eyes at $p! +$n rolls $s eyes at $p. ~facegrab facegrab 0 5 0 0 -You look around for someone's face to grab. -$n looks around for someone's face to grab! -You grab $N's face tightly! -$n grabs $N's face tightly! -$n grabs your face tightly! -They're not here. -You grab your own face in disbelief. -$n grabs $s own face in disbelief. -You look at $S $t and contemplate grabbing it. -$n looks at $N's $t and contemplates grabbing it. -$n looks at your $t and contemplates grabbing it. -You look at $p and contemplates grabbing it. -$n looks at $p and contemplates grabbing it. +You look around for someone's face to grab. +$n looks around for someone's face to grab! +You grab $N's face tightly! +$n grabs $N's face tightly! +$n grabs your face tightly! +They're not here. +You grab your own face in disbelief. +$n grabs $s own face in disbelief. +You look at $S $t and contemplate grabbing it. +$n looks at $N's $t and contemplates grabbing it. +$n looks at your $t and contemplates grabbing it. +You look at $p and contemplates grabbing it. +$n looks at $p and contemplates grabbing it. ~facepalm facepalm 0 8 8 0 You plant your face in the palm of your hand with disbelief. @@ -2144,14 +2144,14 @@ You plant your face in the palm of your hand, cursing the day $p was ever concei $n plants $s face into the palm of $s hand, cursing the day $p was ever conceived. ~fade fade 0 5 0 0 -You disappear into the void. -$n slowly fades out of existence. -You make $N disappear. -$n makes $N fade out of existence. -You follow $n and disappear into the void $n. -Already gone. Good Job. -You disappear into the void. -$n slowly fades out of existence. +You disappear into the void. +$n slowly fades out of existence. +You make $N disappear. +$n makes $N fade out of existence. +You follow $n and disappear into the void $n. +Already gone. Good Job. +You disappear into the void. +$n slowly fades out of existence. # # # @@ -2159,44 +2159,44 @@ $n slowly fades out of existence. # ~faint faint 0 5 0 0 -You faint dead away. -$n faints dead away. -You faint into $N's arms. -$n faints into $N's arms. -Feeling heroic, you catch $n as $e faints into your arms. -That person is not here to catch you, and you fall to the ground. -You faint at the sight of yourself. -$n faints at the sight of $mself. -You look at $S $t and faint. -$n looks at $N's $t and faints. -$n looks at your $t and faints. -You faint at the sight of $p. -$n faints at the sight of $p. +You faint dead away. +$n faints dead away. +You faint into $N's arms. +$n faints into $N's arms. +Feeling heroic, you catch $n as $e faints into your arms. +That person is not here to catch you, and you fall to the ground. +You faint at the sight of yourself. +$n faints at the sight of $mself. +You look at $S $t and faint. +$n looks at $N's $t and faints. +$n looks at your $t and faints. +You faint at the sight of $p. +$n faints at the sight of $p. ~fall fall 0 5 0 0 -You fall on your face! -$n falls flat on $s face, what a klutz! -You fall on $M! -$n falls on $N, how clumsy! -$n falls on you! -Who did you want to fall on? -Its pretty hard to fall on yourself. -$n tries to fall on $mself and fails miserably. -You fall on $S $t. -$n falls on $N's $t. -$n falls on your $t. -You fall on $p. -$n falls on $p. +You fall on your face! +$n falls flat on $s face, what a klutz! +You fall on $M! +$n falls on $N, how clumsy! +$n falls on you! +Who did you want to fall on? +Its pretty hard to fall on yourself. +$n tries to fall on $mself and fails miserably. +You fall on $S $t. +$n falls on $N's $t. +$n falls on your $t. +You fall on $p. +$n falls on $p. ~fan fan 0 5 0 0 -Fan who? -$n begins fanning the air, how odd! -You wave your paper fan at $N in an attempt to cool $M down. -$n pulls out a large cloth fan, and slowly waves it near $N , *now where did those grapes go?* -$n cools you down by fanning you. -Maybe you should check the WHO list again? -You feel much cooler, after fanning yourself. -$n cools $mself off, with a paper fan +Fan who? +$n begins fanning the air, how odd! +You wave your paper fan at $N in an attempt to cool $M down. +$n pulls out a large cloth fan, and slowly waves it near $N , *now where did those grapes go?* +$n cools you down by fanning you. +Maybe you should check the WHO list again? +You feel much cooler, after fanning yourself. +$n cools $mself off, with a paper fan # # # @@ -2204,177 +2204,177 @@ $n cools $mself off, with a paper fan # ~fart fart 0 5 0 0 -Where are your manners? -$n lets off a real rip-roarer! -You fart in $s general direction. -$n farts in $N's general direction. -$n farts in your general direction. -You let loose a noxious stinky cloud that only you can smell. -You fart and are overwhelmed by the odiferous stench. -$n farts and nearly faints from the smell. -You fart on $S $t. -$n farts on $N's $t. -$n farts on your $t. -You fart on $p. -$n farts on $p. +Where are your manners? +$n lets off a real rip-roarer! +You fart in $s general direction. +$n farts in $N's general direction. +$n farts in your general direction. +You let loose a noxious stinky cloud that only you can smell. +You fart and are overwhelmed by the odiferous stench. +$n farts and nearly faints from the smell. +You fart on $S $t. +$n farts on $N's $t. +$n farts on your $t. +You fart on $p. +$n farts on $p. ~fish fish 0 5 0 0 -You take out your smelly fish. Who wants some?? -$n takes out a smelly fish and grins a devilish grin. -You take out your smelly fish and whack the muffins out of $M. -$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage with a smelly fish on $N. -$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a smelly fish. -You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. -You whack yourself with a smelly fish. Ahh, the joys of life! -$n whacks $mself with a smelly. -You whack at $N's $t with your smelly fish. -$n whacks $N's $t with $s smelly fish, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! -$n mercilessly whacks at your $t with a smelly fish. -You whack at $p with your smelly fish. -$n starts whacking at $p with a smelly fish for absolutley no reason whatsoever. +You take out your smelly fish. Who wants some?? +$n takes out a smelly fish and grins a devilish grin. +You take out your smelly fish and whack the muffins out of $M. +$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage with a smelly fish on $N. +$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a smelly fish. +You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. +You whack yourself with a smelly fish. Ahh, the joys of life! +$n whacks $mself with a smelly. +You whack at $N's $t with your smelly fish. +$n whacks $N's $t with $s smelly fish, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! +$n mercilessly whacks at your $t with a smelly fish. +You whack at $p with your smelly fish. +$n starts whacking at $p with a smelly fish for absolutley no reason whatsoever. ~flail flail 0 5 0 0 -You flail your arms about wildly. -$n flails $m arms about. -You wave your hands in front of $N's face, are they awake? -$n waves $s hands in front of $N's face. -$n waves a hand in front of your face, uh..hello? -They left before you could flail them. -You wave your hands in front of your face. -$n waves $s hands in front of $s face. -You flail your arms at $S $t. -$n flails $s arms at $N's $t. -$n flails $s arms at your $t. -You flail your arms at $p. -$n flails $s arms at $p. +You flail your arms about wildly. +$n flails $m arms about. +You wave your hands in front of $N's face, are they awake? +$n waves $s hands in front of $N's face. +$n waves a hand in front of your face, uh..hello? +They left before you could flail them. +You wave your hands in front of your face. +$n waves $s hands in front of $s face. +You flail your arms at $S $t. +$n flails $s arms at $N's $t. +$n flails $s arms at your $t. +You flail your arms at $p. +$n flails $s arms at $p. ~flame flame 0 5 0 0 -Kids, don't try this at home... -$n is using a flamethrower to light small fires in the corners. -You grab your trusty ACME-Flamethrower and create a BBQ-party for $M, with $M. -$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns $N into ashes. -$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns you into a pile of ashes. -Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it wasnt here at all. -You point the opening of the flamethrower towards yourself and turn yourself into piles of bones and ashes. -$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blows away in the wind. Byebye $n... -You point the flamethrower at $S $t and start to barbecue. -$n points a flamethrower at $N's $t and starts to barbecue. -$n points a flamethrower at your $t and starts to barbecue. -You point the flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. -$n points a flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. +Kids, don't try this at home... +$n is using a flamethrower to light small fires in the corners. +You grab your trusty ACME-Flamethrower and create a BBQ-party for $M, with $M. +$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns $N into ashes. +$n takes a ACME-Flamethrower from $s backpack and turns you into a pile of ashes. +Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it wasnt here at all. +You point the opening of the flamethrower towards yourself and turn yourself into piles of bones and ashes. +$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blows away in the wind. Byebye $n... +You point the flamethrower at $S $t and start to barbecue. +$n points a flamethrower at $N's $t and starts to barbecue. +$n points a flamethrower at your $t and starts to barbecue. +You point the flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. +$n points a flamethrower at $p and starts to barbecue. ~flare flare 0 5 0 0 -You flare your nostrils. -$n flares $s nostrils. -You flare your nostrils at $M. -$n flares $s nostrils at $N. -$n flares $s nostrils at you. -You send up a flare, but no one notices. -You seem to have a certain flare. -$n seems to have a certain flare about $mself. -You flare your nostrils at $S $t. -$n flares $s nostrils at $N's $t. -$n flares $s nostrils at your $t. -You flare your nostrils at $p. -$n flares $s nostrils at $p. +You flare your nostrils. +$n flares $s nostrils. +You flare your nostrils at $M. +$n flares $s nostrils at $N. +$n flares $s nostrils at you. +You send up a flare, but no one notices. +You seem to have a certain flare. +$n seems to have a certain flare about $mself. +You flare your nostrils at $S $t. +$n flares $s nostrils at $N's $t. +$n flares $s nostrils at your $t. +You flare your nostrils at $p. +$n flares $s nostrils at $p. ~flash flash 0 5 0 0 -You flash the room. -$n flashes you. -You flash $M. -$n flashes $N. -$n flashes you. -No one seems to notice you, you pervert! -You flash yourself, impressed? -$n flashes $mself. -You flash $S $t. -$n flashes $N's $t. -$n flashes your $t. -You flash $p. -$n flashes $p. +You flash the room. +$n flashes you. +You flash $M. +$n flashes $N. +$n flashes you. +No one seems to notice you, you pervert! +You flash yourself, impressed? +$n flashes $mself. +You flash $S $t. +$n flashes $N's $t. +$n flashes your $t. +You flash $p. +$n flashes $p. ~flex flex 0 5 0 0 -You flex. -$n flexes $s impressive body. -You flex your muscles at $M. -$n flexes $s muscles at $N. -$n flexes $s muscles at you. -Oooo... Ahhhrnold! -You flex for yourself. -$n flexes $s massive body. -You flex $S $t. -$n flexes $N's $t. -$n flexes your $t. -You flex $p. -$n flexes $p. +You flex. +$n flexes $s impressive body. +You flex your muscles at $M. +$n flexes $s muscles at $N. +$n flexes $s muscles at you. +Oooo... Ahhhrnold! +You flex for yourself. +$n flexes $s massive body. +You flex $S $t. +$n flexes $N's $t. +$n flexes your $t. +You flex $p. +$n flexes $p. ~flick flick 0 5 0 0 -You flick your hair back and pose stylishly. -$n flicks $s hair back and poses stylishly. -You flick $N for being cheeky. That'll learn 'em. -$n flicks $N for being cheeky. -$n flicks you for being cheeky. -They've gotten away from you! -You flick yourself on the nose. Why?! -$n scrunches up $s face and flicks $mself on the nose. -You flick $N's $t. -$n flicks $N's $t. -$n flicks your $t. +You flick your hair back and pose stylishly. +$n flicks $s hair back and poses stylishly. +You flick $N for being cheeky. That'll learn 'em. +$n flicks $N for being cheeky. +$n flicks you for being cheeky. +They've gotten away from you! +You flick yourself on the nose. Why?! +$n scrunches up $s face and flicks $mself on the nose. +You flick $N's $t. +$n flicks $N's $t. +$n flicks your $t. # # ~flinch flinch 0 5 0 0 -You flinch. -$n flinches. -$M makes you flinch. -$N makes $n flinch. -You make $n flinch. -Someone made you flinch? -You make yourself flinch. -$n makes $mself flinch. -You flinch away from $S $t. -$n flinches away from $N's $t. -$n flinches away from your $t. -You flinch away from $p. -$n flinches away from $p. +You flinch. +$n flinches. +$M makes you flinch. +$N makes $n flinch. +You make $n flinch. +Someone made you flinch? +You make yourself flinch. +$n makes $mself flinch. +You flinch away from $S $t. +$n flinches away from $N's $t. +$n flinches away from your $t. +You flinch away from $p. +$n flinches away from $p. ~flip flip 0 5 0 0 -You flip head over heels. -$n flips head over heels. -You flip over $S head. -$n flips over $N's head. -$n flips over your head. -You try to flip over someone who isn't here and fall flat on your face. -You flip your lid! -$n flips $s lid! -You flip over $S $t. -$n flips over $N's $t. -$n flips over your $t. -You flip over $p. -$n flips over $p. +You flip head over heels. +$n flips head over heels. +You flip over $S head. +$n flips over $N's head. +$n flips over your head. +You try to flip over someone who isn't here and fall flat on your face. +You flip your lid! +$n flips $s lid! +You flip over $S $t. +$n flips over $N's $t. +$n flips over your $t. +You flip over $p. +$n flips over $p. ~flirt flirt 0 5 0 0 -You flirt outrageously. -$n flirts outragously. -You flirt outrageously with $N. -$n flirts outrageously with $N. -$n walks up to you and says, 'Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?' -Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around. -You flirt with yourself. Must look stupid. -$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world. -You flirt with $S $t. -$n flirts with $N's $t. -$n flirts with your $t. -You flirt with $p. -$n flirts with $p. +You flirt outrageously. +$n flirts outragously. +You flirt outrageously with $N. +$n flirts outrageously with $N. +$n walks up to you and says, 'Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?' +Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around. +You flirt with yourself. Must look stupid. +$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world. +You flirt with $S $t. +$n flirts with $N's $t. +$n flirts with your $t. +You flirt with $p. +$n flirts with $p. ~floor floor 0 5 0 0 -You roll around on the floor. -$n rolls around on the floor! Looks like fun, no? -You roll along the floor and then on top of $N! -$n rolls along the floor and then on top of $N! -$n rolls along the floor until $e rolls on top of you! -You can't find them here! Too bad! +You roll around on the floor. +$n rolls around on the floor! Looks like fun, no? +You roll along the floor and then on top of $N! +$n rolls along the floor and then on top of $N! +$n rolls along the floor until $e rolls on top of you! +You can't find them here! Too bad! # # # @@ -2384,8 +2384,8 @@ You can't find them here! Too bad! # ~flop flop 0 8 5 0 -You flop to the ground like a sack of potatoes. -$n flops to the floor as if all the bones in $s body have disappeared. +You flop to the ground like a sack of potatoes. +$n flops to the floor as if all the bones in $s body have disappeared. # # # @@ -2399,59 +2399,59 @@ $n flops to the floor as if all the bones in $s body have disappeared. # ~flutter flutter 0 5 0 0 -You flutter like a butterfly. -$n flutters like a butterfly. -You flutter your hands in front of $N's face. -$n flutters $s hands in front of $N's face. -$n flutters $s hands in front of your face, uh..hello? -They left before you could flutter at them. -You flutter your hands in front of your face. -$n flutters $s hands in front of $s face. -You flutter your hands at $S $t. -$n flutters $s hands at $N's $t. -$n flutters $s hands at your $t. -You flutter your hands at $p. -$n flutters $s hands at $p. +You flutter like a butterfly. +$n flutters like a butterfly. +You flutter your hands in front of $N's face. +$n flutters $s hands in front of $N's face. +$n flutters $s hands in front of your face, uh..hello? +They left before you could flutter at them. +You flutter your hands in front of your face. +$n flutters $s hands in front of $s face. +You flutter your hands at $S $t. +$n flutters $s hands at $N's $t. +$n flutters $s hands at your $t. +You flutter your hands at $p. +$n flutters $s hands at $p. ~foam foam 0 5 0 0 -You foam at the mouth. -$n foams at the mouth! -You foam at the mouth at the sight of $M! -$n foams at the mouth at the sight of $N. -$n foams at the mouth at the sight of you! -You seem a bit foamy today. -MAD DOG! -$n foams at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! -Your mouth foams at $S $t. -$n mouth foams at $N's $t. -$n mouth foams at your $s $t. -Your mouth foams at $p. -$n mouth foams at $p. +You foam at the mouth. +$n foams at the mouth! +You foam at the mouth at the sight of $M! +$n foams at the mouth at the sight of $N. +$n foams at the mouth at the sight of you! +You seem a bit foamy today. +MAD DOG! +$n foams at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! +Your mouth foams at $S $t. +$n mouth foams at $N's $t. +$n mouth foams at your $s $t. +Your mouth foams at $p. +$n mouth foams at $p. ~fondle fondle 0 5 0 0 -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -They left before you could become perverted. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. -Don't be a pervert. -$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +They left before you could become perverted. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. +Don't be a pervert. +$n is being a pervert. ~foot foot 0 5 8 0 -Nice going, hotshot. -$n chews on $s foot. What a smart one, eh? -You help $N put $S foot in $S mouth. -$n helps $N put $S foot in $S mouth. -$n helps you put your foot in your mouth. -They must not have wanted you to put their foot in their mouth. -You put your foot in your mouth and begin chewing. -$n puts $s foot in $s mouth and starts chewing. +Nice going, hotshot. +$n chews on $s foot. What a smart one, eh? +You help $N put $S foot in $S mouth. +$n helps $N put $S foot in $S mouth. +$n helps you put your foot in your mouth. +They must not have wanted you to put their foot in their mouth. +You put your foot in your mouth and begin chewing. +$n puts $s foot in $s mouth and starts chewing. # # # @@ -2459,119 +2459,119 @@ $n puts $s foot in $s mouth and starts chewing. # ~forgive forgive 0 5 0 0 -Who needs to be forgiven? -$n is looking for someone to forgive??? -You forgive $M. -$n forgives $N. -$n forgives you. -You try to forgive someone not in the room, but who cares. -You forgive yourself, feel better? -$n forgives $mself! -You forgive $S $t. -$n forgives $N's $t. -$n forgives your $t. -You forgive $p. -$n forgives $p. +Who needs to be forgiven? +$n is looking for someone to forgive??? +You forgive $M. +$n forgives $N. +$n forgives you. +You try to forgive someone not in the room, but who cares. +You forgive yourself, feel better? +$n forgives $mself! +You forgive $S $t. +$n forgives $N's $t. +$n forgives your $t. +You forgive $p. +$n forgives $p. ~french french 0 5 0 0 -French whom?? -$n is looking for something to french!!! -You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... -$n kisses $N passionately. -$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... -Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here. -You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself. -$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself. -You kiss $S $t passionately. -$n kisses $N's $t passionately. -$n kisses your $t passionately. -You kiss $p passionately. -$n kisses $p passionately. +French whom?? +$n is looking for something to french!!! +You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... +$n kisses $N passionately. +$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... +Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here. +You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself. +$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself. +You kiss $S $t passionately. +$n kisses $N's $t passionately. +$n kisses your $t passionately. +You kiss $p passionately. +$n kisses $p passionately. ~froth froth 0 5 0 0 -You froth at the mouth. -$n froths at the mouth! -You froth at the mouth at the sight of $M! -$n frothss at the mouth at the sight of $N. -$n froths at the mouth at the sight of you! -You seem a bit frothy today. -MAD DOG! -$n froths at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! -Your mouth froths at $S $t. -$n mouth froths at $N's $t. -$n mouth froths at your $s $t. -Your mouth froths at $p. -$n mouth froths at $p. +You froth at the mouth. +$n froths at the mouth! +You froth at the mouth at the sight of $M! +$n frothss at the mouth at the sight of $N. +$n froths at the mouth at the sight of you! +You seem a bit frothy today. +MAD DOG! +$n froths at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away! +Your mouth froths at $S $t. +$n mouth froths at $N's $t. +$n mouth froths at your $s $t. +Your mouth froths at $p. +$n mouth froths at $p. ~frown frown 0 5 0 0 -What's bothering you? -$n frowns. -You frown at $M. -$n frowns at $N. -$n frowns at you. -You frown, but who cares. -You frown at yourself, not your own best friend today? -$n frowns at $mself. -You frown at $S $t. -$n frowns at $N's $t. -$n frowns at your $s $t. -You frown at $p. -$n frowns at $p. +What's bothering you? +$n frowns. +You frown at $M. +$n frowns at $N. +$n frowns at you. +You frown, but who cares. +You frown at yourself, not your own best friend today? +$n frowns at $mself. +You frown at $S $t. +$n frowns at $N's $t. +$n frowns at your $s $t. +You frown at $p. +$n frowns at $p. ~fume fume 0 5 0 0 -Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. -$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. -You stare at $M, fuming. -$n stares at $N, fuming with rage. -$n stares at you, fuming with rage! -Fume away.. they ain't here. -That's right - hate yourself! -$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger. -You stare at $S $t, fuming with rage. -$n stares at $N's $t, fuming with rage. -$n stares at your $s $t, fuming with rage. -You stare at $p, fuming with rage. -$n stares at $p, fuming with rage. +Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. +$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. +You stare at $M, fuming. +$n stares at $N, fuming with rage. +$n stares at you, fuming with rage! +Fume away.. they ain't here. +That's right - hate yourself! +$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger. +You stare at $S $t, fuming with rage. +$n stares at $N's $t, fuming with rage. +$n stares at your $s $t, fuming with rage. +You stare at $p, fuming with rage. +$n stares at $p, fuming with rage. ~furrow furrow 0 5 0 0 -You furrow your brow in thought. -$n furrows $s brow in thought. -You furrow your brow at $M. -$n furrows $s brow at $N. -$n furrows $s brow at you. -With furrows so deep, I doubt any one could see you. -You furrow your brow at yourself. -$n furrows $s brow in thought and $mself. -You furrow your brow at $S $t. -$n furrows $s brow at $N's $t. -$n furrows $s brow at your $s $t. -You furrow your brow at $p. -$n furrows $s brow at $p. +You furrow your brow in thought. +$n furrows $s brow in thought. +You furrow your brow at $M. +$n furrows $s brow at $N. +$n furrows $s brow at you. +With furrows so deep, I doubt any one could see you. +You furrow your brow at yourself. +$n furrows $s brow in thought and $mself. +You furrow your brow at $S $t. +$n furrows $s brow at $N's $t. +$n furrows $s brow at your $s $t. +You furrow your brow at $p. +$n furrows $s brow at $p. ~fuss fuss 0 5 0 0 -You make a fuss. -$n makes a fuss. -You make a fuss over $M. -$n makes a fuss over $N. -$n makes a fuss over you. -Fussy, fussy! -You make a fuss over yourself. -$n makes a fuss over $mself. -You make a fuss about $S $t. -$n makes a fuss about $N's $t. -$n makes a fuss about your $t. -You make a fuss about $p. -$n makes a fuss about $p. +You make a fuss. +$n makes a fuss. +You make a fuss over $M. +$n makes a fuss over $N. +$n makes a fuss over you. +Fussy, fussy! +You make a fuss over yourself. +$n makes a fuss over $mself. +You make a fuss about $S $t. +$n makes a fuss about $N's $t. +$n makes a fuss about your $t. +You make a fuss about $p. +$n makes a fuss about $p. ~fwap fwap 0 5 0 0 -Backhand to the left cheek. Shoots. Scores! -$n backhands a pesky fly. -You backhand $N right in the face. FWAP! -$n fwaps $N. Ouch, that really HURT. -$n fwaps you in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. -Backhand to the right cheek. BUZZZ. Missed. -Wham! You fwap yourself in the face. Ouch. -$n fwaps $mself in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. +Backhand to the left cheek. Shoots. Scores! +$n backhands a pesky fly. +You backhand $N right in the face. FWAP! +$n fwaps $N. Ouch, that really HURT. +$n fwaps you in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. +Backhand to the right cheek. BUZZZ. Missed. +Wham! You fwap yourself in the face. Ouch. +$n fwaps $mself in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. # # # @@ -2579,14 +2579,14 @@ $n fwaps $mself in the face. Ouch, that really HURT. # ~gag gag 0 5 0 0 -Gag who?? -$n gags in disgust. -You gag $N with one of your dirtiest socks. -$n gags $N with one of $s dirtiest socks. -$n gags you with one of $s dirtiest socks. -Hard to gag someone that isn't here. -You gag yourself with one of your dirtiest socks. -$n gags $mself with one of $s dirtiest socks. +Gag who?? +$n gags in disgust. +You gag $N with one of your dirtiest socks. +$n gags $N with one of $s dirtiest socks. +$n gags you with one of $s dirtiest socks. +Hard to gag someone that isn't here. +You gag yourself with one of your dirtiest socks. +$n gags $mself with one of $s dirtiest socks. # # # @@ -2594,38 +2594,38 @@ $n gags $mself with one of $s dirtiest socks. # ~gasp gasp 0 5 0 0 -You gasp in astonishment. -$n gasps in astonishment. -You gasp in total astonishment at $M. -$n gasps in astonishment at $N. -$n gasps in utter astonishment at you. -You gasp desperately for air. -You gasp at your own misfortune. -$n seems to gasp at $mself in utter astonishment. -You gasp in astonishment at $S $t. -$n gasps in astonishment at $N's $t. -$n gasps in astonishment at your $s $t. -You gasp in astonishment at $p. -$n gasps in astonishment at $p. +You gasp in astonishment. +$n gasps in astonishment. +You gasp in total astonishment at $M. +$n gasps in astonishment at $N. +$n gasps in utter astonishment at you. +You gasp desperately for air. +You gasp at your own misfortune. +$n seems to gasp at $mself in utter astonishment. +You gasp in astonishment at $S $t. +$n gasps in astonishment at $N's $t. +$n gasps in astonishment at your $s $t. +You gasp in astonishment at $p. +$n gasps in astonishment at $p. ~gaze gaze 0 5 0 0 -You gaze blankly into nothingness, not a thought in your head. -$n gazes blankly into nothingness, not a thought in $s head. -You gaze deeply into $S eyes, completely lost. -$n gazes deeply into $N's eyes, completely lost. -$n gazes deeply into your eyes, completely lost. -Where do you want to gaze? -You get cross-eyed, trying to gaze at yourself. -$n gets very cross-eyed. -You gaze at $S $t for a long time. -$n gazes at $N's $t for a long time. -$n gazes at your $t for a long time. +You gaze blankly into nothingness, not a thought in your head. +$n gazes blankly into nothingness, not a thought in $s head. +You gaze deeply into $S eyes, completely lost. +$n gazes deeply into $N's eyes, completely lost. +$n gazes deeply into your eyes, completely lost. +Where do you want to gaze? +You get cross-eyed, trying to gaze at yourself. +$n gets very cross-eyed. +You gaze at $S $i for a long time. +$n gazes at $N's $i for a long time. +$n gazes at your $i for a long time. # # ~ghug ghug 0 8 8 0 -You pull everyone into a group hug. -$n pulls everyone into a group hug. +You pull everyone into a group hug. +$n pulls everyone into a group hug. # # # @@ -2639,269 +2639,269 @@ $n pulls everyone into a group hug. # ~gibber gibber 0 5 0 0 -You start to gibber insanely. -$n gibbers insanely. -You gibber insanely at $N. -$n watches $N and gibbers insanely. -$n watches you and is gibbering insanely. -You gibber in vain, they can't see nor hear you. -You look at yourself and start to gibber like a maniac. -$n looks at $mself and start to gibber like a maniac. -You gibber insanely at $S $t. -$n gibbers insanely at $N's $t. -$n gibbers insanely at your $t. -You gibber insanely at $p. -$n gibbers insanely at $p. +You start to gibber insanely. +$n gibbers insanely. +You gibber insanely at $N. +$n watches $N and gibbers insanely. +$n watches you and is gibbering insanely. +You gibber in vain, they can't see nor hear you. +You look at yourself and start to gibber like a maniac. +$n looks at $mself and start to gibber like a maniac. +You gibber insanely at $S $t. +$n gibbers insanely at $N's $t. +$n gibbers insanely at your $t. +You gibber insanely at $p. +$n gibbers insanely at $p. ~giggle giggle 0 5 0 0 -You giggle. -$n giggles. -You look at $N and break into a fit of giggling. -$n points at $N and begins to giggle uncontrollably. -$n looks at you and giggles, wonder what $e finds so funny. -Well you may see something funny but I don't. -You seem to find yourself very amusing. -$n giggles at $mself. -You giggle at $S $t. -$n giggles at $N's $t. -$n giggles at your $t. -You giggle at $p. -$n giggles at $p. +You giggle. +$n giggles. +You look at $N and break into a fit of giggling. +$n points at $N and begins to giggle uncontrollably. +$n looks at you and giggles, wonder what $e finds so funny. +Well you may see something funny but I don't. +You seem to find yourself very amusing. +$n giggles at $mself. +You giggle at $S $t. +$n giggles at $N's $t. +$n giggles at your $t. +You giggle at $p. +$n giggles at $p. ~glare glare 0 5 0 0 -You glare at nothing in particular. -$n glares around $m. -You glare icily at $M. -$n glares at $N. -$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. -You try to glare at somebody who is not present. -You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. -$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? -You glare at $S $t. -$n glares at $N's $t. -$n glares at your $t. -You glare at $p. -$n glares at $p. +You glare at nothing in particular. +$n glares around $m. +You glare icily at $M. +$n glares at $N. +$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. +You try to glare at somebody who is not present. +You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. +$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? +You glare at $S $t. +$n glares at $N's $t. +$n glares at your $t. +You glare at $p. +$n glares at $p. ~gleam gleam 0 8 8 0 -You get a mischievous gleam in your eye. -$n gets a mischievous gleam in $s eye. -Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at you. -Do your eyes still gleam if theres no one around to see it? -Your eyes gleam mischievously at your own thoughts. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $s own thoughts. -Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at your $t. -Your eyes gleam mischievously at $p. -$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $p. +You get a mischievous gleam in your eye. +$n gets a mischievous gleam in $s eye. +Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at you. +Do your eyes still gleam if theres no one around to see it? +Your eyes gleam mischievously at your own thoughts. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $s own thoughts. +Your eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $N's $t. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at your $t. +Your eyes gleam mischievously at $p. +$n's eyes gleam mischievously at $p. ~goodbye goodbye 0 5 0 0 -You wave goodbye to everyone. -$n waves goodbye to everyone. -You wave goodbye to $N. -$n waves goodbye to $N. -$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. -They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye. -Are you going on adventures as well?? -$n waves goodbye to $mself. -You wave goodbye to $S $t. -$n waves goodbye to $N's $t. -$n waves goodbye to your $t. -You wave goodbye to $p. -$n waves goodbye to $p. +You wave goodbye to everyone. +$n waves goodbye to everyone. +You wave goodbye to $N. +$n waves goodbye to $N. +$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. +They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye. +Are you going on adventures as well?? +$n waves goodbye to $mself. +You wave goodbye to $S $t. +$n waves goodbye to $N's $t. +$n waves goodbye to your $t. +You wave goodbye to $p. +$n waves goodbye to $p. ~goose goose 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you want to goose? Choose carefully. -$n is looking for a tush to goose!!! -You goose $S tush! -$n gooses $N's tush. -$n gooses your tush! -Goose? Mother Goose? -You goose your own tush! -$n gooses $s own tush. -You goose $S $t. -$n gooses $N's $t. -$n gooses your $t. -You goose $p. -$n gooses $p. +Whom do you want to goose? Choose carefully. +$n is looking for a tush to goose!!! +You goose $S tush! +$n gooses $N's tush. +$n gooses your tush! +Goose? Mother Goose? +You goose your own tush! +$n gooses $s own tush. +You goose $S $t. +$n gooses $N's $t. +$n gooses your $t. +You goose $p. +$n gooses $p. ~greed greed 0 5 0 0 -You look around greedily. -$n looks around greedily. -You look at $S purse greedily. -$n looks at $N's purse greedily. -$n looks at your purse greedily. -Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. -You look greedily at yourself -$n looks at $mself greedily? -You look at $S $t greedily. -$n looks at $N's $t greedily. -$n looks at your $t greedily. -You look at $p greedily. -$n looks at $p greedily. +You look around greedily. +$n looks around greedily. +You look at $S purse greedily. +$n looks at $N's purse greedily. +$n looks at your purse greedily. +Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. +You look greedily at yourself +$n looks at $mself greedily? +You look at $S $t greedily. +$n looks at $N's $t greedily. +$n looks at your $t greedily. +You look at $p greedily. +$n looks at $p greedily. ~greet greet 0 5 0 0 -You greet everyone. -$n greets everyone. -You raise your hand and greet $M. -$n raises $s hand and greets $N. -$n raises $s hand and greets you. -Please -- try someone who is here? -So, you've finally discovered yourself! -$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one. -You greet $S $t. -$n greets $N's $t. -$n greets your $t. -You greet $p. -$n greets $p. +You greet everyone. +$n greets everyone. +You raise your hand and greet $M. +$n raises $s hand and greets $N. +$n raises $s hand and greets you. +Please -- try someone who is here? +So, you've finally discovered yourself! +$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one. +You greet $S $t. +$n greets $N's $t. +$n greets your $t. +You greet $p. +$n greets $p. ~grimace grimace 0 5 0 0 -You grimace in pain. -$n grimaces in pain. -You look at $M and grimace in pain. -$n grimaces at $N. -$n looks at you and grimaces in pain. -Life that bad, huh? -You grimace in pain at yourself... is life that bad? -$n grimaces at $mself.. $e always was a strange one. -You grimace at $S $t. -$n grimaces at $N's $t. -$n grimaces at your $t. -You grimace at $p. -$n grimaces at $p. +You grimace in pain. +$n grimaces in pain. +You look at $M and grimace in pain. +$n grimaces at $N. +$n looks at you and grimaces in pain. +Life that bad, huh? +You grimace in pain at yourself... is life that bad? +$n grimaces at $mself.. $e always was a strange one. +You grimace at $S $t. +$n grimaces at $N's $t. +$n grimaces at your $t. +You grimace at $p. +$n grimaces at $p. ~grin grin 0 5 0 0 -You grin. -$n grins. -You grin at $M. -$n grins at $N. -$n grins at you. -Too bad, they aren't here to grin at. -You grin at yourself. -$n grins at $mself.. must be an inside joke. -You grin at $S $t evilly. -$n grins at $N's $t evilly. -$n grins at your $t evilly. -You grin at $p evilly. -$n grins at $p evilly. +You grin. +$n grins. +You grin at $M. +$n grins at $N. +$n grins at you. +Too bad, they aren't here to grin at. +You grin at yourself. +$n grins at $mself.. must be an inside joke. +You grin at $S $t evilly. +$n grins at $N's $t evilly. +$n grins at your $t evilly. +You grin at $p evilly. +$n grins at $p evilly. ~groan groan 0 5 0 0 -You groan loudly. -$n groans loudly. -You groan in agony at $M. -$n groans at $N. -$n groans in agony at you. -You groan into the wind. -You groan at what you just said. -$n groans at what $e just said. -You groan at $S $t. -$n groans at $N's $t. -$n groans at your $t. -You groan at $p. -$n groans at $p. +You groan loudly. +$n groans loudly. +You groan in agony at $M. +$n groans at $N. +$n groans in agony at you. +You groan into the wind. +You groan at what you just said. +$n groans at what $e just said. +You groan at $S $t. +$n groans at $N's $t. +$n groans at your $t. +You groan at $p. +$n groans at $p. ~grope grope 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to grope?? -$n gropes at thin air. -Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? -$n gropes $N. -$n gropes you. -Try someone who's here. -You grope yourself -- YUCK. -$n gropes $mself -- YUCK. -You grope $S $t. -$n gropes $N's $t. -$n gropes your $t. -You grope $p. -$n gropes $p. +Whom do you wish to grope?? +$n gropes at thin air. +Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? +$n gropes $N. +$n gropes you. +Try someone who's here. +You grope yourself -- YUCK. +$n gropes $mself -- YUCK. +You grope $S $t. +$n gropes $N's $t. +$n gropes your $t. +You grope $p. +$n gropes $p. ~grovel grovel 0 5 0 0 -You grovel in the dirt. -$n grovels in the dirt. -You grovel before $M -$n grovels in the dirt before $N. -$n grovels in the dirt before you. -Who do you want to grovel in the dirt for? -That seems a little silly to me.. But, okay! -$n grovels in the dirt at $mself. -You grovel in the dirt before $S $t. -$n grovels in the dirt before $N's $t. -$n grovels in the dirt before your $t. -You grovel in the dirt before $p. -$n grovels in the dirt before $p. +You grovel in the dirt. +$n grovels in the dirt. +You grovel before $M +$n grovels in the dirt before $N. +$n grovels in the dirt before you. +Who do you want to grovel in the dirt for? +That seems a little silly to me.. But, okay! +$n grovels in the dirt at $mself. +You grovel in the dirt before $S $t. +$n grovels in the dirt before $N's $t. +$n grovels in the dirt before your $t. +You grovel in the dirt before $p. +$n grovels in the dirt before $p. ~growl growl 0 5 0 0 -Grrrrrrrrrr... -$n growls. -You growl at $M. -$n growls menacingly at $N. -$n growls at you threateningly. -Your stomach growls, but no one seems to notice but you. -Grrrrrrrrr... -$n growls softly to $mself. -You growl at $S $t. -$n growls at $N's $t. -$n growls at your $t. -You growl at $p. -$n growls at $p. +Grrrrrrrrrr... +$n growls. +You growl at $M. +$n growls menacingly at $N. +$n growls at you threateningly. +Your stomach growls, but no one seems to notice but you. +Grrrrrrrrr... +$n growls softly to $mself. +You growl at $S $t. +$n growls at $N's $t. +$n growls at your $t. +You growl at $p. +$n growls at $p. ~grumbles grumbles 0 5 0 0 -You grumble unhappily. -$n grumbles unhappily. -You grumble at $M. -$n grumbles at $N. -$n grumbles at you. -You should at least grumble at someone nearby. -You grumble unhappily at yourself. -$n grumbles unhappily to $mself. -You grumble unhappily at $S $t. -$n grumbles unhappily $N's $t. -$n grumbles unhappily your $t. -You grumble unhappily $p. -$n grumbles unhappily $p. +You grumble unhappily. +$n grumbles unhappily. +You grumble at $M. +$n grumbles at $N. +$n grumbles at you. +You should at least grumble at someone nearby. +You grumble unhappily at yourself. +$n grumbles unhappily to $mself. +You grumble unhappily at $S $t. +$n grumbles unhappily $N's $t. +$n grumbles unhappily your $t. +You grumble unhappily $p. +$n grumbles unhappily $p. -~grunt grunt 0 5 0 0 -You grunt loudly. -$n grunts at you like a hog! -You grunt vigorously at $M! -$n grunts vigorously at $N! -$n grunts vigorously at you! -Try grunting at a real person. -You grunt at yourself, maybe you should consider professional help... -You fall over with laughter as$n grunts at $mself. -You grunt at $S $t. -$n grunts at $N's $t. -$n grunts at your $t. -You grunt at $p. -$n grunts at $p. +~grunts grunt 0 5 0 0 +You grunt loudly. +$n grunts at you vigorouusly! +You grunt vigorously at $M! +$n grunts vigorously at $N! +$n grunts vigorously at you! +Try grunting at a real person. +You grunt at yourself, maybe you should consider professional help... +You fall over with laughter as$n grunts at $mself. +You grunt at $S $t. +$n grunts at $N's $t. +$n grunts at your $t. +You grunt at $p. +$n grunts at $p. ~haircut haircut 0 5 0 0 -You whine about your crappy haircut. -$n whines about $s crappy haircut! Waaaahhh... -You cut a few snips out of $N's hair. -$n cuts a few snips out of $N's hair. -$n cuts a few snips out of your hair. -You can't cut their hair, because they aren't here! -You almost cut your fingers trying to cut your hair. -$n tries to cut $s hair, but almost cuts $s finger instead. -You look at $S $t and think $E could use a little trimming off the top. -$n looks at $N's $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. -$n looks at your $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. -You look at $p and think it could use a little trimming off the top. -$n looks at $p and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. +You whine about your crappy haircut. +$n whines about $s crappy haircut! Waaaahhh... +You cut a few snips out of $N's hair. +$n cuts a few snips out of $N's hair. +$n cuts a few snips out of your hair. +You can't cut their hair, because they aren't here! +You almost cut your fingers trying to cut your hair. +$n tries to cut $s hair, but almost cuts $s finger instead. +You look at $S $t and think $E could use a little trimming off the top. +$n looks at $N's $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. +$n looks at your $t and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. +You look at $p and think it could use a little trimming off the top. +$n looks at $p and seems to think it could use a little trimming off the top. ~halo halo 0 8 8 0 -You whip out the ol' halo. That should prove your innocence. -$n loads object 15400 and dons it. -$N could use a good disguise. -$n loads object 15400 and gives it to $N. -$n gives you a halo. Apparently you don't look angelic enough. -Too late, that person already made a getaway. -You load object 15400 and place it on your head. -$n loads object 15400 and dons it. +You whip out the ol' halo. That should prove your innocence. +$n loads object 15400 and dons it. +$N could use a good disguise. +$n loads object 15400 and gives it to $N. +$n gives you a halo. Apparently you don't look angelic enough. +Too late, that person already made a getaway. +You load object 15400 and place it on your head. +$n loads object 15400 and dons it. # # # @@ -2909,14 +2909,14 @@ $n loads object 15400 and dons it. # ~handraise handraise 0 8 8 0 -You raise your hand - me me me! -$n raises $s hand - me me me! -You raise your hand, trying to get $N's attention? +You raise your hand - me me me! +$n raises $s hand - me me me! +You raise your hand, trying to get $N's attention? $n raises $s hand in response to $N. $n raises $s hand in response to you. -If you raise your hand in an empty room, does anyone see? -You raise your hand... at least thats one of you. -$n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one. +If you raise your hand in an empty room, does anyone see? +You raise your hand... at least thats one of you. +$n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one. # # # @@ -2924,134 +2924,134 @@ $n raises $s hand to $mself... that makes one. # ~handshake handshake 0 5 0 0 -You look for a hand to shake. -$n is looking for a hand to shake and babies to kiss. -You shake $N's hand. -$n shakes $N's hand. -$n shakes your hand. -They left before you could shake their hand. -You shake your own hand vigorously. -$n shakes $s own hand vigorously. -$n shakes $S $t. -$n shakes $N's $t. -$n shakes your $t. -You shake $p. -$n shakes $p. +You look for a hand to shake. +$n is looking for a hand to shake and babies to kiss. +You shake $N's hand. +$n shakes $N's hand. +$n shakes your hand. +They left before you could shake their hand. +You shake your own hand vigorously. +$n shakes $s own hand vigorously. +$n shakes $S $t. +$n shakes $N's $t. +$n shakes your $t. +You shake $p. +$n shakes $p. ~happy happy 0 5 0 0 -You look happy. -$n looks happy. -You look happily at $M. -$n looks happily at $N. -$n looks happily in your direction. -You need someone to look happy? -You are so happy with yourself. -$n looks happily at $mself. -You look happily at $S $t. -$n looks happily at $N's $t. -$n looks happily at your $t. -You look happily at $p. -$n looks happily at $p. +You look happy. +$n looks happy. +You look happily at $M. +$n looks happily at $N. +$n looks happily in your direction. +You need someone to look happy? +You are so happy with yourself. +$n looks happily at $mself. +You look happily at $S $t. +$n looks happily at $N's $t. +$n looks happily at your $t. +You look happily at $p. +$n looks happily at $p. ~hate hate 0 5 0 0 -Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. -$n's eyes burn with hatred. -You stare at $M, your eyes trying to burn through $S skull. -$n stares at $N, $s eyes burning with hatred. -$n stares at you, $s eyes burning with hatred. -Hate away.. they ain't here. -That's right - hate yourself! -$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, hating $mself. -You stare at $S $t with hatred. -$n stares at $N's $t with hatred. -$n stares at your $s $t with hatred. -You stare at $p with hatred. -$n stares at $p with hatred. +Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly. +$n's eyes burn with hatred. +You stare at $M, your eyes trying to burn through $S skull. +$n stares at $N, $s eyes burning with hatred. +$n stares at you, $s eyes burning with hatred. +Hate away.. they ain't here. +That's right - hate yourself! +$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, hating $mself. +You stare at $S $t with hatred. +$n stares at $N's $t with hatred. +$n stares at your $s $t with hatred. +You stare at $p with hatred. +$n stares at $p with hatred. ~headache headache 0 8 8 0 -You rub your aching temples. -$n rubs $s aching temples. -You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N is giving you a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N is giving $m a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that you are giving $m a headache. -That person gives you a headache even when they're not here. -You're giving yourself a headache. -$n gives $mself a headache. -You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving you a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving $m a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that your $t is giving $m a headache. -You rub your aching temples, indicating that $p is giving you a headache. -$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $p is giving $m a headache. +You rub your aching temples. +$n rubs $s aching temples. +You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N is giving you a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N is giving $m a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that you are giving $m a headache. +That person gives you a headache even when they're not here. +You're giving yourself a headache. +$n gives $mself a headache. +You rub your aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving you a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $N's $t is giving $m a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that your $t is giving $m a headache. +You rub your aching temples, indicating that $p is giving you a headache. +$n rubs $s aching temples, indicating that $p is giving $m a headache. ~heh heh 0 5 0 0 -You heh. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs. Heh, heh, heh! -You heh at $M. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs at $N. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs at you. Heh heh! -You heh at someone no longer around. -You heh at yourself. Silly you! -$n hehs at $mself. So silly! -You heh at $S $t. Heh, heh, heh. -$n hehs at $N's $t. Heh, heh! -$n hehs at your $t. Heh heh! -You heh at $p. Heh, heh! -$n hehs at $p. Heh, heh! +You heh. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs. Heh, heh, heh! +You heh at $M. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs at $N. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs at you. Heh heh! +You heh at someone no longer around. +You heh at yourself. Silly you! +$n hehs at $mself. So silly! +You heh at $S $t. Heh, heh, heh. +$n hehs at $N's $t. Heh, heh! +$n hehs at your $t. Heh heh! +You heh at $p. Heh, heh! +$n hehs at $p. Heh, heh! ~hiccup hiccup 0 5 0 0 -*HIC* -$n hiccups. -You hiccup in $S face. -$n hiccups in $N's face. -$n hiccups in your face. -Hiccupping in someone's face is not polite. -You try to stifle some hiccups. -$n's hiccups uncontrollably. -You look at $S $t and hiccup at it. -$n looks at $N's $t and hiccups at it. -$n looks at your $t and hiccups at it. -You look at $p and hiccups at it. -$n looks at $p and hiccups at it. +*HIC* +$n hiccups. +You hiccup in $S face. +$n hiccups in $N's face. +$n hiccups in your face. +Hiccupping in someone's face is not polite. +You try to stifle some hiccups. +$n's hiccups uncontrollably. +You look at $S $t and hiccup at it. +$n looks at $N's $t and hiccups at it. +$n looks at your $t and hiccups at it. +You look at $p and hiccups at it. +$n looks at $p and hiccups at it. ~highfive highfive 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to highfive? -$n is looking for someone to highfive. -You leap up and highfive $M. -$n leaps up and highfives $N. -$n leaps up and highfives you. -Sky me, baby! -You try to give yourself a highfive. -$n's attempts to give $mself a highfive. -You attempt to give $S $t a highfive. -$n attempts to give $N's $t a highfive. -$n attempts to give your $t a highfive. -You attempt to give $p a highfive. -$n attempts to give $p a highfive. +Whom do you wish to highfive? +$n is looking for someone to highfive. +You leap up and highfive $M. +$n leaps up and highfives $N. +$n leaps up and highfives you. +Sky me, baby! +You try to give yourself a highfive. +$n's attempts to give $mself a highfive. +You attempt to give $S $t a highfive. +$n attempts to give $N's $t a highfive. +$n attempts to give your $t a highfive. +You attempt to give $p a highfive. +$n attempts to give $p a highfive. ~hiss hiss 0 5 0 0 -You hiss, trying to look menacing. -$n hisses, making your neck hairs stand on end! -You hiss at $N, trying to scare $M. -$n hisses at $N. -$n hisses at you! Maybe $e wants to start a fight? -Who are you hissing at? -You cross your eyes and hiss at yourself, getting even more pissed! -$n crosses $s eyes and hisses at $mself! -You hiss at $S $t. -$n hisses at $N's $t. -$n hisses at your $t. -You hiss at $p. -$n hisses at $p. +You hiss, trying to look menacing. +$n hisses, making your neck hairs stand on end! +You hiss at $N, trying to scare $M. +$n hisses at $N. +$n hisses at you! Maybe $e wants to start a fight? +Who are you hissing at? +You cross your eyes and hiss at yourself, getting even more pissed! +$n crosses $s eyes and hisses at $mself! +You hiss at $S $t. +$n hisses at $N's $t. +$n hisses at your $t. +You hiss at $p. +$n hisses at $p. ~hjfidty hjfidty 0 8 8 0 -You hjfidty. -$n hjfidty's. -You hjfidty to $N. -$n hjfidty's to $N. -$n hjfidty's to you. -You hjfidty to the empty room. -You hjfidty to yourself. -$n hjfidty's to $mself. +You hjfidty. +$n hjfidty's. +You hjfidty to $N. +$n hjfidty's to $N. +$n hjfidty's to you. +You hjfidty to the empty room. +You hjfidty to yourself. +$n hjfidty's to $mself. # # # @@ -3059,29 +3059,29 @@ $n hjfidty's to $mself. # ~hmmmmm hmmmmm 0 5 0 0 -Hmmmmm. -$n seems to think about it for a while, and then goes hmm. -You go hmmmmm over what $E just said. -$n goes hmmmmm over $N's words. -$n goes hmmmmm your words. -They left you! -You go hmmm. -$n goes hmmmm. -You look at $S $t and go hmmmmmm. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes hmmmmmm. -$n looks at your $t and goes hmmmmmm. -You look at $p and go hmmmmmm. -$n looks at $p and goes hmmmmmm. +Hmmmmm. +$n seems to think about it for a while, and then goes hmm. +You go hmmmmm over what $E just said. +$n goes hmmmmm over $N's words. +$n goes hmmmmm your words. +They left you! +You go hmmm. +$n goes hmmmm. +You look at $S $t and go hmmmmmm. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes hmmmmmm. +$n looks at your $t and goes hmmmmmm. +You look at $p and go hmmmmmm. +$n looks at $p and goes hmmmmmm. ~honey honey 0 8 8 0 -You pick up a big honeypot, mmm. -$n picks up a big honeypot, mmm. -You hand $N a big honeypot. -$n hands $N a big honeypot. -$n hands you a big honeypot. -Guess you've got it all to yourself. -You pick up a big honeypot and stick your paws in for a taste. -$n picks up a big honeypot and sticks $s paws in for a taste. +You pick up a big honeypot, mmm. +$n picks up a big honeypot, mmm. +You hand $N a big honeypot. +$n hands $N a big honeypot. +$n hands you a big honeypot. +Guess you've got it all to yourself. +You pick up a big honeypot and stick your paws in for a taste. +$n picks up a big honeypot and sticks $s paws in for a taste. # # # @@ -3089,132 +3089,132 @@ $n picks up a big honeypot and sticks $s paws in for a taste. # ~hop hop 0 5 0 0 -You hop about on one foot -$n hops about looking anxious. -You hop around merrily with $M. -$n hops around merrily with $N. -$n hops around merrily with you. -Hard to play `Leap-Frog' when no one is around. -You hop around yourself. What are you? A frog, right? -$n hops around $mself. -You hop over $S $t. -$n hops over $N's $t. -$n hops over your $t. -You hop over $p. -$n hops over $p. +You hop about on one foot +$n hops about looking anxious. +You hop around merrily with $M. +$n hops around merrily with $N. +$n hops around merrily with you. +Hard to play `Leap-Frog' when no one is around. +You hop around yourself. What are you? A frog, right? +$n hops around $mself. +You hop over $S $t. +$n hops over $N's $t. +$n hops over your $t. +You hop over $p. +$n hops over $p. ~hotfoot hotfoot 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to give a hotfoot? -$n is looking for someone to give a hotfoot. -You light a match and give $M a hotfoot! -$n lights a match and gives $N a hotfoot! -$n lights a match and gives you a hotfoot! -They are already hotfooting it away from you. -You light a match and gives yourself a hotfoot! -$n lights a match and gives $mself a hotfoot! -You give $S $t a hotfoot? -$n gives $N's $t a hotfoot? -$n gives your $t a hotfoot? -You give $p a hotfoot? -$n gives $p a hotfoot? +Whom do you wish to give a hotfoot? +$n is looking for someone to give a hotfoot. +You light a match and give $M a hotfoot! +$n lights a match and gives $N a hotfoot! +$n lights a match and gives you a hotfoot! +They are already hotfooting it away from you. +You light a match and gives yourself a hotfoot! +$n lights a match and gives $mself a hotfoot! +You give $S $t a hotfoot? +$n gives $N's $t a hotfoot? +$n gives your $t a hotfoot? +You give $p a hotfoot? +$n gives $p a hotfoot? ~howl howl 0 5 0 0 -AWWWWROOOOO! -$n howls at the moon. -You howl at $M. -$n howls at $N. -$n howls at you. -Full moon tonight, eh? -You howl at yourself. -$n howls at $mself! -You howl at $S $t. -$n howls at $N's $t. -$n howls at your $t. -You howl at $p. -$n howls at $p. +AWWWWROOOOO! +$n howls at the moon. +You howl at $M. +$n howls at $N. +$n howls at you. +Full moon tonight, eh? +You howl at yourself. +$n howls at $mself! +You howl at $S $t. +$n howls at $N's $t. +$n howls at your $t. +You howl at $p. +$n howls at $p. ~hrmph hrmph 0 5 0 0 -Hrmph. -$n goes hrmph. -You goe hrmph over what $E just said. -$n goes hrmph over $N's words. -$n goes hrmph your words. -They left before you could hrmph them. -You go hrmph at yourself. -$n goes hrmph at $mself. -You look at $S $t and go hrmph. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes hrmph. -$n looks at your $t and goes hrmph. -You look at $p and go hrmph. -$n looks at $p and goes hrmph. +Hrmph. +$n goes hrmph. +You goe hrmph over what $E just said. +$n goes hrmph over $N's words. +$n goes hrmph your words. +They left before you could hrmph them. +You go hrmph at yourself. +$n goes hrmph at $mself. +You look at $S $t and go hrmph. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes hrmph. +$n looks at your $t and goes hrmph. +You look at $p and go hrmph. +$n looks at $p and goes hrmph. ~hug hug 0 5 0 0 -Hug who? -$n is looking for someone to hug. -You hug $M. -$n hugs $N. -$n hugs you. -Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. -You hug yourself. -$n hugs $mself. -You hug $S $t. -$n hugs $N's $t. -$n hugs your $t. -You hug $p. -$n hugs $p. +Hug who? +$n is looking for someone to hug. +You hug $M. +$n hugs $N. +$n hugs you. +Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. +You hug yourself. +$n hugs $mself. +You hug $S $t. +$n hugs $N's $t. +$n hugs your $t. +You hug $p. +$n hugs $p. ~huggle huggle 0 8 5 0 -Who do you want to huggle? +Who do you want to huggle? # -You huggle $M, sending them to the ground. -$n tackle hugs $N to the ground. -$n huggles you to the ground! -You can't huggle someone who doesn't exit you know. -You huggle yourself, nobody loves you! -$n huggles $mself, nobody loves $m! -You wrap your arms around $M and huggle $S $t. -$n wraps $s arms around $N and huggles $S $t. -$n wraps $s arms around you and huggles your $t. +You huggle $M, sending them to the ground. +$n tackle hugs $N to the ground. +$n huggles you to the ground! +You can't huggle someone who doesn't exit you know. +You huggle yourself, nobody loves you! +$n huggles $mself, nobody loves $m! +You wrap your arms around $M and huggle $S $t. +$n wraps $s arms around $N and huggles $S $t. +$n wraps $s arms around you and huggles your $t. # # ~hula hula 0 8 8 0 -You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. -$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. -You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $M. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with you. -Who do you want to hula dance with? -You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. -$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. -You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance with $S $t. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N's $t. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with your $t. -You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $p. -$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $p. +You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. +$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. +You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $M. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with you. +Who do you want to hula dance with? +You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance. +$n puts on a grass skirt and starts to hula dance. +You put on a grass skirt and start to hula dance with $S $t. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $N's $t. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with your $t. +You put on a grass skirt and hula dance with $p. +$n puts on a grass skirt and hula dances with $p. ~hum hum 0 5 0 0 -You hum. -$n hums. -You hum an annoying little tune in $M's ear. -$n hums in $N's ear. -$n hums an annoying little tune in your ear. -Humming is so very much fun, no? -You hum to yourself. -$n hums to $mself. -You hum at $S $t. -$n hums at $N's $t. -$n hums at your $t. -You hum at $p. -$n hums at $p. +You hum. +$n hums. +You hum an annoying little tune in $M's ear. +$n hums in $N's ear. +$n hums an annoying little tune in your ear. +Humming is so very much fun, no? +You hum to yourself. +$n hums to $mself. +You hum at $S $t. +$n hums at $N's $t. +$n hums at your $t. +You hum at $p. +$n hums at $p. ~humans humans 0 5 0 0 -You make an agitated statement, 'Humans! Bah..' -'Humans! Bah...' blurts out $n. -You point at $N and blurt out, 'Humans! Bah..' -$n points at $N and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' -$n points at you and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' -You don't see them here. +You make an agitated statement, 'Humans! Bah..' +'Humans! Bah...' blurts out $n. +You point at $N and blurt out, 'Humans! Bah..' +$n points at $N and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' +$n points at you and blurts out, 'Humans! Bah...' +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -3224,113 +3224,113 @@ You don't see them here. # ~hush hush 0 5 0 0 -You hush. -$n hushes. -You try to hush $M. -$n tries to hush $N. -$n tries to hush you. -Whom do you wish to hush? -You hush yourself. -$n hushes $mself. -You hush $S $t. -$n hushes $N's $t. -$n hushes your $t. -You hush $p. -$n hushes $p. +You hush. +$n hushes. +You try to hush $M. +$n tries to hush $N. +$n tries to hush you. +Whom do you wish to hush? +You hush yourself. +$n hushes $mself. +You hush $S $t. +$n hushes $N's $t. +$n hushes your $t. +You hush $p. +$n hushes $p. ~hustle hustle 0 5 0 0 -You hustle along. -$n hustles along. -You hustle past $M. -$n hustles past $N. -$n hustles past you. -Do the Hustle! -You do the Hustle! -$n does the Hustle! -You tell $S $t to hustle. -$n tells $N's $t to hustle. -$n tells your $t to hustle. -You tell $p to hustle. -$n tell $p to hustle. +You hustle along. +$n hustles along. +You hustle past $M. +$n hustles past $N. +$n hustles past you. +Do the Hustle! +You do the Hustle! +$n does the Hustle! +You tell $S $t to hustle. +$n tells $N's $t to hustle. +$n tells your $t to hustle. +You tell $p to hustle. +$n tell $p to hustle. ~huzzah huzzah 0 5 0 0 -You give a resounding, HUZZAH! -$n huzzahs! -You huzzah $M! -$n huzzahs $N. -$n huzzahs you! -Hmmm? -You give a resounding, HUZZAH! at yourself. -$n gives a resounding, HUZZAH! at $mself. -You HUZZAH at $S $t. -$n HUZZAHS at $N's $t. -$n HUZZAHS at your $t. -You HUZZAH at $p. -$n HUZZAHS at $p. +You give a resounding, HUZZAH! +$n huzzahs! +You huzzah $M! +$n huzzahs $N. +$n huzzahs you! +Hmmm? +You give a resounding, HUZZAH! at yourself. +$n gives a resounding, HUZZAH! at $mself. +You HUZZAH at $S $t. +$n HUZZAHS at $N's $t. +$n HUZZAHS at your $t. +You HUZZAH at $p. +$n HUZZAHS at $p. ~hysterical hysterical 0 8 8 0 -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter. -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at you. -Hmm they're not here. Hallucinating again? -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at yourself. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $mself. -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at your $t. -You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. -$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at you. +Hmm they're not here. Hallucinating again? +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at yourself. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $mself. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $N's $t. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at your $t. +You clutch your sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. +$n clutches $s sides, doubling over with laughter at $p. ~ignore ignore 0 5 0 0 -You ignore everyone. -$n ignores everyone, how rude! -You ignore $M. -$n ignores $N. -$n turns $s back towards you. -Who did you want to ignore? -You can't ignore yourself! -You watch as $n ignores $mself. -You try to ignore $S $t. -$n tries to ignore $N's $t. -$n tries to ignore your $t. -You try to ignore $p. -$n tries to ignore $p. +You ignore everyone. +$n ignores everyone, how rude! +You ignore $M. +$n ignores $N. +$n turns $s back towards you. +Who did you want to ignore? +You can't ignore yourself! +You watch as $n ignores $mself. +You try to ignore $S $t. +$n tries to ignore $N's $t. +$n tries to ignore your $t. +You try to ignore $p. +$n tries to ignore $p. ~innocent innocent 0 5 0 0 -You do your best to look innocent....I don't think they're buying it. -$n bats $s eyelashes and smiles innocently. -You give $N an innocent glance, wonder if they're catching on... -$n gives $N an innocent glance... what is $e up to? -$n gives you an innocent glance... what could $e be up to? -You don't seem that innocent to me. -You look innocently at yourself. -$n looks innocently at $mself. -You look innocently at $S $t. -$n looks innocently at $N's $t. -$n looks innocently at your $t. -You look innocently at $p. -$n looks innocently at $p. +You do your best to look innocent....I don't think they're buying it. +$n bats $s eyelashes and smiles innocently. +You give $N an innocent glance, wonder if they're catching on... +$n gives $N an innocent glance... what is $e up to? +$n gives you an innocent glance... what could $e be up to? +You don't seem that innocent to me. +You look innocently at yourself. +$n looks innocently at $mself. +You look innocently at $S $t. +$n looks innocently at $N's $t. +$n looks innocently at your $t. +You look innocently at $p. +$n looks innocently at $p. ~insane insane 0 5 0 0 -You always were a bit daft. -$n is insane! -You think $E is insane. -$n thinks $N is insane. -$n thinks you are insane. -You think someone is insane? You're right. -You become even more insane than you already were. -$n is losing $s sanity. -You look at $S $t and declare it insane. -$n looks at $N's $t and declares it insane. -$n looks at your $t and declares it insane. -You look at $p and declare it insane. -$n looks at $p and declares it insane. +You always were a bit daft. +$n is insane! +You think $E is insane. +$n thinks $N is insane. +$n thinks you are insane. +You think someone is insane? You're right. +You become even more insane than you already were. +$n is losing $s sanity. +You look at $S $t and declare it insane. +$n looks at $N's $t and declares it insane. +$n looks at your $t and declares it insane. +You look at $p and declare it insane. +$n looks at $p and declares it insane. ~insomnia insomnia 0 0 8 0 -Go to bed this instant! -Someone tell $n to quit and go to sleep. +Go to bed this instant! +Someone tell $n to quit and go to sleep. # # # @@ -3359,38 +3359,38 @@ $n's jaw drops to the ground in disbelief. # ~jeer jeer 0 5 0 0 -You jeer at the world in general. -$n seems upset with the world. -You jeer $M. -$n jeers at $N, how cruel. -$n jeers at you in an insulting and hurtful way. -Hmmm wonder where they went? -You laugh at your own inadequacies. -$n succeeds in making a fool of $mself. -You jeer at $S $t. -$n jeers at $N's $t. -$n jeers at your $t. -You jeer at $p. -$n jeers at $p. +You jeer at the world in general. +$n seems upset with the world. +You jeer $M. +$n jeers at $N, how cruel. +$n jeers at you in an insulting and hurtful way. +Hmmm wonder where they went? +You laugh at your own inadequacies. +$n succeeds in making a fool of $mself. +You jeer at $S $t. +$n jeers at $N's $t. +$n jeers at your $t. +You jeer at $p. +$n jeers at $p. ~jest jest 1 5 5 0 -You're only jesting! -$n is only jesting! -You playfully jest with $M. -$n playfully jests with $N. -$n playfully jests with you. -You fool! That person isn't here. -You make a fool of yourself. -$n makes a fool of $mself. -You make fun of $N's $t. -$n makes fun of $N's $t. -$n makes fun of your $t. +You're only jesting! +$n is only jesting! +You playfully jest with $M. +$n playfully jests with $N. +$n playfully jests with you. +You fool! That person isn't here. +You make a fool of yourself. +$n makes a fool of $mself. +You make fun of $N's $t. +$n makes fun of $N's $t. +$n makes fun of your $t. # # ~job job 0 8 8 0 -This looks like a job for you! -This looks like a job for... $n! +This looks like a job for you! +This looks like a job for... $n! # # # @@ -3404,12 +3404,12 @@ This looks like a job for... $n! # ~jog jog 0 8 8 0 -You start to jog in place. -$n starts to jog in place. -You jog around $N in circles! -$n jogs around $N in circles! -$n is jogging around you in circles! -You can't jog around people who aren't here. +You start to jog in place. +$n starts to jog in place. +You jog around $N in circles! +$n jogs around $N in circles! +$n is jogging around you in circles! +You can't jog around people who aren't here. # # # @@ -3419,8 +3419,8 @@ You can't jog around people who aren't here. # ~joint joint 0 8 8 0 -You whip out a JoInT and get ready to meet the clouds... -$n whips out a JoInT and gets ready to meet the clouds... +You whip out a JoInT and get ready to meet the clouds... +$n whips out a JoInT and gets ready to meet the clouds... # # # @@ -3434,14 +3434,14 @@ $n whips out a JoInT and gets ready to meet the clouds... # ~joke joke 0 5 0 0 -You were only joking! -$n was only joking! -You play a cruel joke on $N! -$n plays a cruel joke on $N! -$n plays a cruel joke on you! -Find someone who actually exists to play a joke on. -You tell yourself a joke. I bet you'd laugh as well, huh? -$n tells $mself a joke... strange. +You were only joking! +$n was only joking! +You play a cruel joke on $N! +$n plays a cruel joke on $N! +$n plays a cruel joke on you! +Find someone who actually exists to play a joke on. +You tell yourself a joke. I bet you'd laugh as well, huh? +$n tells $mself a joke... strange. # # # @@ -3449,89 +3449,89 @@ $n tells $mself a joke... strange. # ~juggle juggle 0 8 8 0 -You begin to juggle. -$n begins to juggle. -You begin juggling with $N. -$n begins juggling with $N. -$n begins juggling with you. -That person is not here to juggle with. -You've only got so many hands. +You begin to juggle. +$n begins to juggle. +You begin juggling with $N. +$n begins juggling with $N. +$n begins juggling with you. +That person is not here to juggle with. +You've only got so many hands. # # # # -You juggle a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. -$n juggles a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. +You juggle a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. +$n juggles a knife, a flaming torch, a bowling ball, and $p. ~kiss ki 0 5 0 0 -Isn't there someone you want to kiss? -$n is looking for someone to kiss. -You kiss $M. -$n kisses $N. -$n kisses you. -Never around when required. -All the lonely people :( -Tres bizarre! $n kisses $mself all over $s body. -You kiss $M on $S $t. +Isn't there someone you want to kiss? +$n is looking for someone to kiss. +You kiss $M. +$n kisses $N. +$n kisses you. +Never around when required. +All the lonely people :( +Tres bizarre! $n kisses $mself all over $s body. +You kiss $M on $S $t. $n kisses $N on $S $t. -$n kisses you on your $t. -You kiss $p. -$n kisses $p. +$n kisses you on your $t. +You kiss $p. +$n kisses $p. ~kneel kneel 0 5 0 0 -You kneel. -$n kneels. -You kneel before $M. -$n kneels before $N. -$n kneels before you. -You fall over and bruise your knee. -You kneel before yourself. -$n looks pretty foolish trying kneel before $mself. -You kneel at $S $t -$n kneels at $N's $t. -$n kneels at your $t. -You kneel at $p. -$n kneels at $p. +You kneel. +$n kneels. +You kneel before $M. +$n kneels before $N. +$n kneels before you. +You fall over and bruise your knee. +You kneel before yourself. +$n looks pretty foolish trying kneel before $mself. +You kneel at $S $t +$n kneels at $N's $t. +$n kneels at your $t. +You kneel at $p. +$n kneels at $p. ~knight knight 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to knight? -$n is looking for someone to knight. -You tap a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knight $M. -$n taps a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knights $M. -$n taps a magical sword on your shoulder and knights you! -You want to knight someone? -You knight yourself, wouldn't your mother be proud. -$n knights $mself, $s mother must be proud. -You knight $S $t -$n knights $N's $t. -$n knights your $t. -You knight $p. -$n knights $p. +Whom do you wish to knight? +$n is looking for someone to knight. +You tap a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knight $M. +$n taps a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knights $M. +$n taps a magical sword on your shoulder and knights you! +You want to knight someone? +You knight yourself, wouldn't your mother be proud. +$n knights $mself, $s mother must be proud. +You knight $S $t +$n knights $N's $t. +$n knights your $t. +You knight $p. +$n knights $p. ~knuckle knuckle 0 5 0 0 -You start to pop your knuckles. Time to kick some ass. -$n starts to pop $s knuckles. $e looks like $e means business! -You feed $N a knuckle sandwich! -$n feeds $N a knuckle sandwich! -$n feeds you a knuckle sandwich! Are you gonna take that??? -You can't do that, they arent here! -You crack your knuckles in a cacauphonous explosion of joints. -$n cracks $s knuckles. Causing a cacauphony of exploding joints. -You knuckle $S $t. -$n knuckles $N's $t. -$n knuckles your $t. -You knuckle $p. -$n knuckle $p. +You start to pop your knuckles. Time to kick some ass. +$n starts to pop $s knuckles. $e looks like $e means business! +You feed $N a knuckle sandwich! +$n feeds $N a knuckle sandwich! +$n feeds you a knuckle sandwich! Are you gonna take that??? +You can't do that, they arent here! +You crack your knuckles in a cacauphonous explosion of joints. +$n cracks $s knuckles. Causing a cacauphony of exploding joints. +You knuckle $S $t. +$n knuckles $N's $t. +$n knuckles your $t. +You knuckle $p. +$n knuckle $p. ~lala lala 0 8 8 0 -You stick your fingers in your ears - LA LA LA! -$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and shouts LA LA LA! -You stick your fingers in $N's ears and shout LA LA LA! -$n sticks $s fingers in $N's ears and shouts LA LA LA! -$n sticks $s fingers in your ears and shouts LA LA LA! -Maybe you better take your fingers out of your eyes first - they're not here! -You stick your fingers in your ears, can you hear yourself? -$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and goes LA LA LA! +You stick your fingers in your ears - LA LA LA! +$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and shouts LA LA LA! +You stick your fingers in $N's ears and shout LA LA LA! +$n sticks $s fingers in $N's ears and shouts LA LA LA! +$n sticks $s fingers in your ears and shouts LA LA LA! +Maybe you better take your fingers out of your eyes first - they're not here! +You stick your fingers in your ears, can you hear yourself? +$n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and goes LA LA LA! # # # @@ -3539,89 +3539,89 @@ $n sticks $s fingers in $s ears and goes LA LA LA! # ~lame lame 0 8 8 0 -You know that was lame, but you couldn't help yourself. -$n knows that was lame, but $e couldn't help $mself. -You think $N's comments were really lame. -$n thinks $N's comments were really lame. -$n thinks that was really lame. -You are so lame that they didn't stick around for you to tell them. -You are being lame. -$n is being lame. -You think $N's $t is lame. -$n thinks $N's $t is lame. -$n thinks your $t is lame. -You think $p is lame. -$n thinks $p is lame. +You know that was lame, but you couldn't help yourself. +$n knows that was lame, but $e couldn't help $mself. +You think $N's comments were really lame. +$n thinks $N's comments were really lame. +$n thinks that was really lame. +You are so lame that they didn't stick around for you to tell them. +You are being lame. +$n is being lame. +You think $N's $t is lame. +$n thinks $N's $t is lame. +$n thinks your $t is lame. +You think $p is lame. +$n thinks $p is lame. ~laughs lau 0 5 0 0 -You laugh. -$n laughs. -You laugh wholeheartedly with $M. -$n laughs wholeheartedly with $N. -$n laughs wholeheartedly with you! -Well you may see something funny but I don't. -You seem to find yourself very amusing. -$n starts laughing at $s own joke. -You laugh at $S $t. -$n laughs at $N's $t. -$n laughs at your $t. -You laugh at $p. -$n laughs at $p. +You laugh. +$n laughs. +You laugh wholeheartedly with $M. +$n laughs wholeheartedly with $N. +$n laughs wholeheartedly with you! +Well you may see something funny but I don't. +You seem to find yourself very amusing. +$n starts laughing at $s own joke. +You laugh at $S $t. +$n laughs at $N's $t. +$n laughs at your $t. +You laugh at $p. +$n laughs at $p. ~lean lean 0 8 5 0 -You lean against a nearby tree. -$n leans against a nearby tree. -You lean against $N, pressing your body close. -$n leans against $N, pressing $s body close. -$n leans against you, pressing $s body close. -You try to lean on someone but end up on your butt. -That's not even possible! +You lean against a nearby tree. +$n leans against a nearby tree. +You lean against $N, pressing your body close. +$n leans against $N, pressing $s body close. +$n leans against you, pressing $s body close. +You try to lean on someone but end up on your butt. +That's not even possible! # -You lean against $S $t, pressing your body close. -$n leans against $N's $t, pressing $s body close. -$n leans against your $t, pressing $s body close. +You lean against $S $i, pressing your body close. +$n leans against $N's $i, pressing $s body close. +$n leans against your $i, pressing $s body close. # # ~licks lic 0 5 0 0 -You lick your lips and smile. -$n licks $s lips and smiles. -You lick your lips and look at $M. -$n licks $s lips and looks at $N. -$n licks $s lips and looks at you. -Lick away, nobody's here with that name. -You lick your lips. -$n licks $s lips. -You lick $S $t. -$n licks $N's $t. -$n licks your $t. -You lick $p. -$n licks $p. +You lick your lips and smile. +$n licks $s lips and smiles. +You lick your lips and look at $M. +$n licks $s lips and looks at $N. +$n licks $s lips and looks at you. +Lick away, nobody's here with that name. +You lick your lips. +$n licks $s lips. +You lick $S $t. +$n licks $N's $t. +$n licks your $t. +You lick $p. +$n licks $p. ~listen listen 0 5 0 0 -You listen with great attention. -$n listens carefully. -You listen carefully to what $N has to say. -$n pays close attention to $N. -$n listens to what you have to say. -Who you tryin' to listen to stupid? The air??? -You listen to yourself talk and start to wonder... -$n listens to $mself talk. -You listen to $S $t. -$n listens to $N's $t. -$n listens to your $t. -You listen to $p. -$n listens to $p. +You listen with great attention. +$n listens carefully. +You listen carefully to what $N has to say. +$n pays close attention to $N. +$n listens to what you have to say. +Who you tryin' to listen to stupid? The air??? +You listen to yourself talk and start to wonder... +$n listens to $mself talk. +You listen to $S $t. +$n listens to $N's $t. +$n listens to your $t. +You listen to $p. +$n listens to $p. ~lofr lofr 0 5 5 0 -You laugh on the floor, rolling. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling. -You laugh on the floor, rolling at $M. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling at $N. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling at you. -You can't laugh at someone who isn't there, that would be silly. -You laugh on the floor, rolling because you know you're silly. -$n laughs on the floor, rolling because $e knows $e's silly. +You laugh on the floor, rolling. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling. +You laugh on the floor, rolling at $M. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling at $N. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling at you. +You can't laugh at someone who isn't there, that would be silly. +You laugh on the floor, rolling because you know you're silly. +$n laughs on the floor, rolling because $e knows $e's silly. # # # @@ -3629,14 +3629,14 @@ $n laughs on the floor, rolling because $e knows $e's silly. # ~lol lol 0 5 5 0 -You laugh out loud. -$n laughs out loud. -You laugh out loud at $M. -$n laughs out loud at $N. -$n laughs out loud at you. -You can't laugh at someone who isn't even here! -You laugh out loud at yourself. -$n laughs out loud at $mself. +You laugh out loud. +$n laughs out loud. +You laugh out loud at $M. +$n laughs out loud at $N. +$n laughs out loud at you. +You can't laugh at someone who isn't even here! +You laugh out loud at yourself. +$n laughs out loud at $mself. # # # @@ -3644,89 +3644,89 @@ $n laughs out loud at $mself. # ~lost lost 0 5 0 0 -You gaze at your surroundings, trying to make out where you are. -$n wanders around in a daze, with a rather clueless face. $e must be lost! -You look at $N, completely lost. -$n stares at $N, completely lost. -$n stares at you, completely lost. -You stare and stare but are still completely lost. -You stare at yourself - but are still completely lost. -$n stares at $mself - $e is completely lost. -You stare at $S $t, completely lost. -$n stares at $N's $t, $e is completely lost. -$n stares at your $t, $e is completely lost. -You stare at $p, completely lost. -$n stares at $p, $e is completely lost. +You gaze at your surroundings, trying to make out where you are. +$n wanders around in a daze, with a rather clueless face. $e must be lost! +You look at $N, completely lost. +$n stares at $N, completely lost. +$n stares at you, completely lost. +You stare and stare but are still completely lost. +You stare at yourself - but are still completely lost. +$n stares at $mself - $e is completely lost. +You stare at $S $t, completely lost. +$n stares at $N's $t, $e is completely lost. +$n stares at your $t, $e is completely lost. +You stare at $p, completely lost. +$n stares at $p, $e is completely lost. ~love love 0 5 0 0 -You love the whole world. -$n loves everybody in the world. -You tell your true feelings to $N. -$n whispers softly to $N. -$n whispers to you sweet words of love. -Alas, your love is not present... -Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!) -$n loves $mself, can you believe it? -You love $S $t. -$n loves $N's $t. -$n loves your $t. -You love $p. -$n loves $p. +You love the whole world. +$n loves everybody in the world. +You tell your true feelings to $N. +$n whispers softly to $N. +$n whispers to you sweet words of love. +Alas, your love is not present... +Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!) +$n loves $mself, can you believe it? +You love $S $t. +$n loves $N's $t. +$n loves your $t. +You love $p. +$n loves $p. ~lust lust 0 5 0 0 -You lusty devil you. -$n is lusty. -You lust after $M! -$n lusts after $N. -$n lusts after you! -It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May! -You lust after yourself. -$n lusts after $mself, can you believe it? -You lust after $S $t. -$n lusts after $N's $t. -$n lusts after your $t. -You lust after $p. -$n lusts after $p. +You lusty devil you. +$n is lusty. +You lust after $M! +$n lusts after $N. +$n lusts after you! +It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May! +You lust after yourself. +$n lusts after $mself, can you believe it? +You lust after $S $t. +$n lusts after $N's $t. +$n lusts after your $t. +You lust after $p. +$n lusts after $p. ~lag lz 0 5 0 0 -You are suffering from lag. -$n is lagging. -You lag behind $M. -$n lags behind $N. -$n lags behind you. -The lag doesn't seem that bad for them. -You are really lagged. -$n is really lagged. -You make $S $t lag. -$n makes $N's $t lag. -$n makes your $t lag. -You make $p lag. -$n makes $p lag. +You are suffering from lag. +$n is lagging. +You lag behind $M. +$n lags behind $N. +$n lags behind you. +The lag doesn't seem that bad for them. +You are really lagged. +$n is really lagged. +You make $S $t lag. +$n makes $N's $t lag. +$n makes your $t lag. +You make $p lag. +$n makes $p lag. ~mace mace 0 8 8 0 -You look around for someone to mace. -$n pulls out a can of mace and is looking for someone to spray. -You grab your can of mace and douce $N with it. -$n pulls out a can of mace and douces $N's face with it. -$n pulls out a can of mace and douces your face. -They ran away before you could mace them. -You spray a can of mace at yourselves burning your own eyes! -$n sprays $mself with a can of mace. $e immediately breaks down into tears. -You mace $S $t. -$n maces $N's $t. -$n maces your $t. -You mace $p. -$n maces $p. +You look around for someone to mace. +$n pulls out a can of mace and is looking for someone to spray. +You grab your can of mace and douce $N with it. +$n pulls out a can of mace and douces $N's face with it. +$n pulls out a can of mace and douces your face. +They ran away before you could mace them. +You spray a can of mace at yourselves burning your own eyes! +$n sprays $mself with a can of mace. $e immediately breaks down into tears. +You mace $S $t. +$n maces $N's $t. +$n maces your $t. +You mace $p. +$n maces $p. ~madgiggle madgiggle 0 8 8 0 -You giggle madly. -$n giggles madly... -$n giggles madly at your crazy antics. -$n giggles madly at $N's insane antics. -$n giggles madly at you. -You giggle madly at someone...who isn't here anymore... -You giggle madly at yourself. -$nn is giggling madly at $mself. How strange... +You giggle madly. +$n giggles madly... +$n giggles madly at your crazy antics. +$n giggles madly at $N's insane antics. +$n giggles madly at you. +You giggle madly at someone...who isn't here anymore... +You giggle madly at yourself. +$nn is giggling madly at $mself. How strange... # # # @@ -3734,44 +3734,44 @@ $nn is giggling madly at $mself. How strange... # ~makeout makeout 0 5 0 0 -Who are you trying to makeout with? -$n is looking for someone to makeout with! -You rush up to $N and beg for some action. -$n slides up next to $N and begs for some action. -$n has a wild look in $s eyes. $e looks desperate for some action. -Sorry, looks like you have to makeout with yourself this time. -Makingout with yourself !?!? Talk about lonely.... -$n starts running $s hands up and down $s body, what is $e nuts??? -You makeout with $S $t. -$n makes out with $N's $t. -$n makes out with your $t. -You makeout with $p. -$n makes out with $p. +Who are you trying to makeout with? +$n is looking for someone to makeout with! +You rush up to $N and beg for some action. +$n slides up next to $N and begs for some action. +$n has a wild look in $s eyes. $e looks desperate for some action. +Sorry, looks like you have to makeout with yourself this time. +Makingout with yourself !?!? Talk about lonely.... +$n starts running $s hands up and down $s body, what is $e nuts??? +You makeout with $S $t. +$n makes out with $N's $t. +$n makes out with your $t. +You makeout with $p. +$n makes out with $p. ~massage massage 0 5 0 0 -Massage what, thin air? -$n is looking for someone to massage, any volunteers. -You gently massage $N's shoulders. -$n massages $N's shoulders. -$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh... -You can only massage someone in the same room as you. +Massage what, thin air? +$n is looking for someone to massage, any volunteers. +You gently massage $N's shoulders. +$n massages $N's shoulders. +$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh... +You can only massage someone in the same room as you. You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself. -$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. -You gently massage $S $t. -$n gently massages $N's $t. -$n gently massages your $t.... -You gently massage $p. -$n gently massages $p. +$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. +You gently massage $S $t. +$n gently massages $N's $t. +$n gently massages your $t.... +You gently massage $p. +$n gently massages $p. ~meds meds 0 8 8 0 -You need medication. -$n is looking for some medication. -You give $N $S daily dose of medications. -$n gives $N $S daily dose of medications. -$n gives you your daily dose of medications. -They left before you get give them their medications. -You gather up all of your medications and swallow it dry. -$n gathers up all of $s medications and swallows it dry. +You need medication. +$n is looking for some medication. +You give $N $S daily dose of medications. +$n gives $N $S daily dose of medications. +$n gives you your daily dose of medications. +They left before you get give them their medications. +You gather up all of your medications and swallow it dry. +$n gathers up all of $s medications and swallows it dry. # # # @@ -3779,38 +3779,38 @@ $n gathers up all of $s medications and swallows it dry. # ~meep meep 0 8 8 0 -You meep! -$n meeps! -You meep at $N! -$n meeps at $N! -$n meeps at you! -Your meep goes echoing off the empty walls. -You meep at yourself! -$n meeps at $mself! -You meep at $N's $t! -$n meeps at $N's $t! -$n meeps at your $t! -You meep at $p! -$n meeps at $p! +You meep! +$n meeps! +You meep at $N! +$n meeps at $N! +$n meeps at you! +Your meep goes echoing off the empty walls. +You meep at yourself! +$n meeps at $mself! +You meep at $N's $t! +$n meeps at $N's $t! +$n meeps at your $t! +You meep at $p! +$n meeps at $p! ~meow meow 0 5 0 0 -Meeeeooow! -$n meows. -You meow at $M. -$n meows at $N. -$n meows at you. -Full moon tonight, eh? -You meow at yourself. -$n meows at $mself! -You meow at $S $t. -$n meows at $N's $t. -$n meows at your $t. -You meow at $p. -$n meows at $p. +Meeeeooow! +$n meows. +You meow at $M. +$n meows at $N. +$n meows at you. +Full moon tonight, eh? +You meow at yourself. +$n meows at $mself! +You meow at $S $t. +$n meows at $N's $t. +$n meows at your $t. +You meow at $p. +$n meows at $p. ~mic mic 0 8 8 0 -You tap on the mic and wonder if it is turned on. -$n taps on the Microphone and says "Is this thing on?" +You tap on the mic and wonder if it is turned on. +$n taps on the Microphone and says "Is this thing on?" # # # @@ -3824,113 +3824,113 @@ $n taps on the Microphone and says "Is this thing on?" # ~moan moan 0 5 0 0 -You start to moan. -$n starts moaning. -You moan passionately at $M. -$n moans at $N. -$n moans passionately at you. -You moan at the moon. -You moan as if you were your own ghost. -$n moans at $mself. -You moan at $S $t. -$n moans at $N's $t. -$n moans at your $t. -You moan at $p. -$n moans at $p. +You start to moan. +$n starts moaning. +You moan passionately at $M. +$n moans at $N. +$n moans passionately at you. +You moan at the moon. +You moan as if you were your own ghost. +$n moans at $mself. +You moan at $S $t. +$n moans at $N's $t. +$n moans at your $t. +You moan at $p. +$n moans at $p. ~mock mock 0 5 0 0 -You mock the entire World. -$n mocks the entire World. -You mock $M. -$n mocks $N. -$n mocks you! -Well you may see something worth mocking, but I don't. -You mock yourself. -$n starts mocking $mself. -You mock $S $t. -$n mocks $N's $t. -$n mocks your $t. -You mock $p. -$n mocks $p. +You mock the entire World. +$n mocks the entire World. +You mock $M. +$n mocks $N. +$n mocks you! +Well you may see something worth mocking, but I don't. +You mock yourself. +$n starts mocking $mself. +You mock $S $t. +$n mocks $N's $t. +$n mocks your $t. +You mock $p. +$n mocks $p. ~model model 0 5 0 0 -You strike a pose! "I wanna be a supermodel!" -$n poses attractively and models $s fab gear. -You strike your best pose for $M. They seem to maintain neutrality. -$n is posing for $N. I think somebody wants on! -$n appears to be posing for you. $e will do anything to catch your eye won't $e! -Modeling for the wall again? You really need friends. -You pose and procede to observe yourself. "Perky!, nice and Perky!" -$n is modeling for $mself again. WHAT a surprise! -You grab $S $t and model it for $M. -$n grabs $N's $t and models it for $M. -$n grabs your $t and models it for you. -You pose attractively and model $p. It definetly goes with your outfit. -$n poses attractively and models $p. Don't they look gorgeous! +You strike a pose! "I wanna be a supermodel!" +$n poses attractively and models $s fab gear. +You strike your best pose for $M. They seem to maintain neutrality. +$n is posing for $N. I think somebody wants on! +$n appears to be posing for you. $e will do anything to catch your eye won't $e! +Modeling for the wall again? You really need friends. +You pose and procede to observe yourself. "Perky!, nice and Perky!" +$n is modeling for $mself again. WHAT a surprise! +You grab $S $t and model it for $M. +$n grabs $N's $t and models it for $M. +$n grabs your $t and models it for you. +You pose attractively and model $p. It definetly goes with your outfit. +$n poses attractively and models $p. Don't they look gorgeous! ~modest modest 0 8 8 0 -You smile modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." -$n smiles modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." -You assure $N it was nothing really. -$n assures $N it was nothing really. -$n assures you it was nothing really. -That person is not here to appreciate your modesty. -You don't think you're anything special. -$n doesn't think $e's particularly special. -You don't find $N's $t particularly special. -$n doesn't find $N's $t particularly special. -$n doesn't find your $t particularly special. -You don't find $p particularly special. -$n doesn't find $p particularly special. +You smile modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." +$n smiles modestly, mumbling "It was nothing really." +You assure $N it was nothing really. +$n assures $N it was nothing really. +$n assures you it was nothing really. +That person is not here to appreciate your modesty. +You don't think you're anything special. +$n doesn't think $e's particularly special. +You don't find $N's $t particularly special. +$n doesn't find $N's $t particularly special. +$n doesn't find your $t particularly special. +You don't find $p particularly special. +$n doesn't find $p particularly special. ~moo moo 0 5 0 0 -Mooooooooo. -$n moos like a cow. -You moo at $M like a cow. -$n moos at $N like a cow. -$n moos at you like a cow. -Full moon tonight, eh? -You moo at yourself. -$n moos at $mself! -You moo at $S $t like a cow. -$n moos at $N's $t like a cow. -$n moos at your $t like a cow. -You moo at $p like a cow. -$n moos at $p like a cow. +Mooooooooo. +$n moos like a cow. +You moo at $M like a cow. +$n moos at $N like a cow. +$n moos at you like a cow. +Full moon tonight, eh? +You moo at yourself. +$n moos at $mself! +You moo at $S $t like a cow. +$n moos at $N's $t like a cow. +$n moos at your $t like a cow. +You moo at $p like a cow. +$n moos at $p like a cow. ~mooch mooch 0 5 0 0 -From whom do you wish to mooch? -$n is looking for someone to mooch off from. -You try to mooch off of $M. -$n tries to mooch off of $N. -$n is trying to mooch off of you! -Try mooching off of someone. -How? - mooching from yourself rarely works. -$n mooches off of $mself. -You trie to mooch off of $S $t. -$n tries to mooch off of $N's $t. -$n tries to mooch off of your $t. -You trie to mooch off of $p. -$n tries to mooch off of $p. +From whom do you wish to mooch? +$n is looking for someone to mooch off from. +You try to mooch off of $M. +$n tries to mooch off of $N. +$n is trying to mooch off of you! +Try mooching off of someone. +How? - mooching from yourself rarely works. +$n mooches off of $mself. +You trie to mooch off of $S $t. +$n tries to mooch off of $N's $t. +$n tries to mooch off of your $t. +You trie to mooch off of $p. +$n tries to mooch off of $p. ~moon moon 0 5 0 0 -You moon the whole world. -$n moons everyone in sight. -You drop your pants and moon $M! -$n drops $s pants and moons $N. -$n drops $s pants and moons you! -Blue Moon... You saw me standing alone... -You moon yourself, impressed? -$n moons $mself, $e has problems. -You moon $S $t. -$n moons $N's $t. -$n moons your $t. -You moon $p. -$n moons $p. +You moon the whole world. +$n moons everyone in sight. +You drop your pants and moon $M! +$n drops $s pants and moons $N. +$n drops $s pants and moons you! +Blue Moon... You saw me standing alone... +You moon yourself, impressed? +$n moons $mself, $e has problems. +You moon $S $t. +$n moons $N's $t. +$n moons your $t. +You moon $p. +$n moons $p. ~mortals mortals 0 5 0 51 -Aaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!! -$n cries out, 'Aaaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!!' +Aaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!! +$n cries out, 'Aaaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!!' # # # @@ -3944,44 +3944,44 @@ $n cries out, 'Aaaagh!! I can't stand mortals!!!' # ~mosh mosh 0 5 0 0 -You start slam-dancing. Yeah! -$n starts slam-dancing. Yeah! -You slam into $N, before proceeding to mosh around the room! -$n slams into $N, then $e continues to mosh around the room! -$n slams into you while $e slam-dances around the room! -Uh, who? Nope, nobody like that here. -You mosh with yourself. -$n moshes with $mself. -You mosh with $S $t. -$n moshes with $N's $t. -$n moshes with your $t. -You moshes with $p. -$n moshes with $p. +You start slam-dancing. Yeah! +$n starts slam-dancing. Yeah! +You slam into $N, before proceeding to mosh around the room! +$n slams into $N, then $e continues to mosh around the room! +$n slams into you while $e slam-dances around the room! +Uh, who? Nope, nobody like that here. +You mosh with yourself. +$n moshes with $mself. +You mosh with $S $t. +$n moshes with $N's $t. +$n moshes with your $t. +You moshes with $p. +$n moshes with $p. ~muahaha muahaha 0 5 0 0 -Muahahaha! -$n demonically chortles, 'Muahahaha!' -Muahahaha! You demonically chortles at $M. -Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at $N. -Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at you. -You seem a bit insane, but nothing more. -You tip your head back and insanely chortle, `Muahahaha!' -$n tips $s head back and insanely chortles, `Muahahaha!' -You chortle demonically at $S $t `Muahahaha!' -$n chortles demonically at $N's $t `Muahahaha!' -$n chortles demonically at your $t `Muahahaha!' -You chortle demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' -$n chortles demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' +Muahahaha! +$n demonically chortles, 'Muahahaha!' +Muahahaha! You demonically chortles at $M. +Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at $N. +Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at you. +You seem a bit insane, but nothing more. +You tip your head back and insanely chortle, `Muahahaha!' +$n tips $s head back and insanely chortles, `Muahahaha!' +You chortle demonically at $S $t `Muahahaha!' +$n chortles demonically at $N's $t `Muahahaha!' +$n chortles demonically at your $t `Muahahaha!' +You chortle demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' +$n chortles demonically at $p `Muahahaha!' ~muffle muffle 0 5 0 0 -You try to speak but only manage a weak muffle. -$n tries to speak but only manages a weak muffled sound. -You try to muffle $N. -$n tries to muffle $N. -$n tries to muffle you. -They're no longer hre. -You make muffled sounds to yourself. -$n makes some muffled sounds to $mself. +You try to speak but only manage a weak muffle. +$n tries to speak but only manages a weak muffled sound. +You try to muffle $N. +$n tries to muffle $N. +$n tries to muffle you. +They're no longer hre. +You make muffled sounds to yourself. +$n makes some muffled sounds to $mself. # # # @@ -3989,83 +3989,83 @@ $n makes some muffled sounds to $mself. # ~mumble mumble 0 5 0 0 -You mumble quietly. -$n mumbles quietly. -You mumble to $M. -$n mumbles to $N. -$n mumbles to you. -That person isn't here to mumble to. -You mumble to yourself. -$n mumbles to $mself. -You mumble into $N's $t. -$n mumbles into $N's $t. -$n mumbles into your $t. -You mumble at $p. -$n mumbles at $p. +You mumble quietly. +$n mumbles quietly. +You mumble to $M. +$n mumbles to $N. +$n mumbles to you. +That person isn't here to mumble to. +You mumble to yourself. +$n mumbles to $mself. +You mumble into $N's $t. +$n mumbles into $N's $t. +$n mumbles into your $t. +You mumble at $p. +$n mumbles at $p. ~muss muss 0 5 0 0 -Who's hair do you want to muss up? -$n is looking for someone's hair to muss. -You walk up to $N and muss up $S hair. -$n walks up to $N and musses up $S hair till it is in knots. -$n walks up to you and musses up your hair, you will never get those knots out now! -Sorry, they aren't here. -You pull your hair in frustration. -$n pulls $m hair in frustration. -You muss up $S $t. -$n musses up $N's $t. -$n musses up your $t. -You muss up $p. -$n musses up $p. +Who's hair do you want to muss up? +$n is looking for someone's hair to muss. +You walk up to $N and muss up $S hair. +$n walks up to $N and musses up $S hair till it is in knots. +$n walks up to you and musses up your hair, you will never get those knots out now! +Sorry, they aren't here. +You pull your hair in frustration. +$n pulls $m hair in frustration. +You muss up $S $t. +$n musses up $N's $t. +$n musses up your $t. +You muss up $p. +$n musses up $p. ~mutter mutter 0 5 0 0 -You mutter quietly under your breath. -$n mutters quietly under $s breath. -You mutter something at $M. -$n mutters something at $N. -$n mutters something at you. -If you mutter, how will anyone hear you? -You mutter quietly to yourself. -$n mutters quietly to $mself. -You mutter at $S $t. -$n mutters at $N's $t. -$n mutters at your $t. -You mutter at $p. -$n mutters at $p. +You mutter quietly under your breath. +$n mutters quietly under $s breath. +You mutter something at $M. +$n mutters something at $N. +$n mutters something at you. +If you mutter, how will anyone hear you? +You mutter quietly to yourself. +$n mutters quietly to $mself. +You mutter at $S $t. +$n mutters at $N's $t. +$n mutters at your $t. +You mutter at $p. +$n mutters at $p. ~nailfile nailfile 0 8 8 0 -You file your nails with a glazed look. -$n files $s nails with a glazed look. -You file your nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed with $N. -$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed by $N. -$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously you made an impression. -You file your nails, but noone is around to admire! -You file your nails, utterly bored with yourself. -$n files $s nails, utterly bored with $mself. -You take a glance at $N's $t and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. -$n takes a glance at $N's $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. -$n takes a glance at your $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. -You take a glance at $p and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. -$n takes a glance at $p and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. +You file your nails with a glazed look. +$n files $s nails with a glazed look. +You file your nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed with $N. +$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously impressed by $N. +$n files $s nails with a glazed look, obviously you made an impression. +You file your nails, but noone is around to admire! +You file your nails, utterly bored with yourself. +$n files $s nails, utterly bored with $mself. +You take a glance at $N's $t and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. +$n takes a glance at $N's $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. +$n takes a glance at your $t and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. +You take a glance at $p and start filing your nails, obviously impressed. +$n takes a glance at $p and starts filing $s nails, obviously impressed. ~needle needle 0 5 5 0 -You whip out a surgical needle and glance around, looking for an arm to stab! -$n whips out a surgical needle and glances around, looking for an arm to stab. -You whip out a surgical needle, glare at $N and laugh maniacally. -$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at $N and laughs maniacally. -$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at you and laughs maniacally. -You can't stab someone who isn't there! -You whip out a surgical needle and carefully withdraw some blood from your arm. -$n whips out a surgical needle and carefully withdraws some blood from $s arm. -You whip out a surgical needle and frantically stab $N's $t. -$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs $N's $t. -$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs your $t. +You whip out a surgical needle and glance around, looking for an arm to stab! +$n whips out a surgical needle and glances around, looking for an arm to stab. +You whip out a surgical needle, glare at $N and laugh maniacally. +$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at $N and laughs maniacally. +$n whips out a surgical needle, glares at you and laughs maniacally. +You can't stab someone who isn't there! +You whip out a surgical needle and carefully withdraw some blood from your arm. +$n whips out a surgical needle and carefully withdraws some blood from $s arm. +You whip out a surgical needle and frantically stab $N's $t. +$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs $N's $t. +$n whips out a surgical needle and frantically stabs your $t. # # ~newidea newidea 0 0 8 0 -You suddenly understand. -A lightbulb clicks on over $n's head. +You suddenly understand. +A lightbulb clicks on over $n's head. # # # @@ -4079,59 +4079,59 @@ A lightbulb clicks on over $n's head. # ~nibble nibble 0 5 0 0 -Nibble on who? -$n seems to be getting hungry. -You nibble on $N's ear. -$n nibbles on $N's ear. -$n nibbles on your ear. -Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it. -You nibble on your OWN ear??????????????????? -$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!). -You nibble lightly on $S $t. -$n nibbles lightly on $N's $t. -$n nibbles lightly on your $t. -You nibble on $p. -$n nibbles on $p. +Nibble on who? +$n seems to be getting hungry. +You nibble on $N's ear. +$n nibbles on $N's ear. +$n nibbles on your ear. +Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it. +You nibble on your OWN ear??????????????????? +$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!). +You nibble lightly on $S $t. +$n nibbles lightly on $N's $t. +$n nibbles lightly on your $t. +You nibble on $p. +$n nibbles on $p. ~night night 0 5 0 0 -You bid everyone a good night. -$n bids everyone a good night. -You bid $M a good night. -$n bids $N a good night. -$n bids you a good night, sleep well! -They've gone to bed before you! -You bid yourself a good night, noone else seems to care! -$n bid $mself a good night, how lonely! -You bend down and bid $S $t a good night. -$n bends down and bids $N's $t a good night. -$n bends down and bids your $t a good night. +You bid everyone a good night. +$n bids everyone a good night. +You bid $M a good night. +$n bids $N a good night. +$n bids you a good night, sleep well! +They've gone to bed before you! +You bid yourself a good night, noone else seems to care! +$n bid $mself a good night, how lonely! +You bend down and bid $S $t a good night. +$n bends down and bids $N's $t a good night. +$n bends down and bids your $t a good night. # # ~nods nod 0 5 0 0 -You nod your head. -$n nods $s head. -You nod at $N. -$n nods at $N. -$n nods at you. -They arent here. -You nod reassuringly to yourself. -$n nods reassuringly to $mself. -You nod at $M $t. -$n nods at $N's $t. -$n nods at your $t. -You nod at $p. -$n nods at $p. +You nod your head. +$n nods $s head. +You nod at $N. +$n nods at $N. +$n nods at you. +They arent here. +You nod reassuringly to yourself. +$n nods reassuringly to $mself. +You nod at $M $t. +$n nods at $N's $t. +$n nods at your $t. +You nod at $p. +$n nods at $p. ~nodrugs nodrugs 0 8 8 0 -You chant "say no to drugs." -$n says no to drugs. -You tell $N to say no to drugs. -$n tells $N to say no to drugs. -$n reminds you to say no to drugs. -They didn't stick around. -You remind yourself once again to say no to drugs. -$n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. +You chant "say no to drugs." +$n says no to drugs. +You tell $N to say no to drugs. +$n tells $N to say no to drugs. +$n reminds you to say no to drugs. +They didn't stick around. +You remind yourself once again to say no to drugs. +$n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. # # # @@ -4139,14 +4139,14 @@ $n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. # ~nono nono 0 8 8 0 -@yYou wag your finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@y$n wags $s finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@yYou wag your finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@y$n wags $s finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@y$n wags $s finger at you like your momma would, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!'@n -@yWho are you trying to scold?@n -@yYou mutter to yourself, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n -@yWhat's $n muttering about?@n +@yYou wag your finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@y$n wags $s finger, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@yYou wag your finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@y$n wags $s finger at $N, shouting '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@y$n wags $s finger at you like your momma would, shouting, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!'@n +@yWho are you trying to scold?@n +@yYou mutter to yourself, '@gNo@G! @gNo@G!@y'@n +@yWhat's $n muttering about?@n # # # @@ -4154,83 +4154,83 @@ $n reminds $mself to say no to drugs. # ~noogie noogie 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you wish to noogie? -Run! $n is looking for someone to Noogie. -You give $M a noogie! -$n noogies $N. -$n gives you a noogie! -Such childish behavior and no one real to play with. -You give yourself a big noogie. Ouch! -$n gives $mself a big noogie! -You give $M $t a noogie. -$n gives $N's $t a noogie. -$n gives your $t a noogie. -You give $p a noogie. -$n gives $p a noogie. +Whom do you wish to noogie? +Run! $n is looking for someone to Noogie. +You give $M a noogie! +$n noogies $N. +$n gives you a noogie! +Such childish behavior and no one real to play with. +You give yourself a big noogie. Ouch! +$n gives $mself a big noogie! +You give $M $t a noogie. +$n gives $N's $t a noogie. +$n gives your $t a noogie. +You give $p a noogie. +$n gives $p a noogie. ~nudge nudge 0 5 0 0 -Nudge? Nudge??? The HELL you say!!!! -$n nudges everyone in the room suggestively. -You nudge $M with your elbow. -$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow. -$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding. -Eh? That person isn't here, you know. -Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position? -$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken. -You give $M $t a nudge. -$n gives $N's $t a nudge. -$n gives your $t a nudge. -You give $p a nudge. -$n gives $p a nudge. +Nudge? Nudge??? The HELL you say!!!! +$n nudges everyone in the room suggestively. +You nudge $M with your elbow. +$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow. +$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding. +Eh? That person isn't here, you know. +Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position? +$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken. +You give $M $t a nudge. +$n gives $N's $t a nudge. +$n gives your $t a nudge. +You give $p a nudge. +$n gives $p a nudge. ~nuzzle nuzzle 0 5 0 0 -Nuzzle who?? -$n is looking for someone to nuzzle. -You nuzzle $S neck softly. -$n softly nuzzles $N's neck. -$n softly nuzzles your neck. -No.. they aren't here.. -I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible. -$n tries to nuzzle $mself? -You nuzzle $N's $t. -$n nuzzles $N's $t. -$n nuzzles your $t. -You nuzzle $p. -$n nuzzles $p. +Nuzzle who?? +$n is looking for someone to nuzzle. +You nuzzle $S neck softly. +$n softly nuzzles $N's neck. +$n softly nuzzles your neck. +No.. they aren't here.. +I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible. +$n tries to nuzzle $mself? +You nuzzle $N's $t. +$n nuzzles $N's $t. +$n nuzzles your $t. +You nuzzle $p. +$n nuzzles $p. ~nyuk nyuk 0 5 0 0 -Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -$n goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -You poke at $S eyes and go 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n pokes at $N's eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -$n pokes at your eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -Oh? A wise guy, huh? -You look at yourself and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks at $mself and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -You look at $S $t and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks atat $N's $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks at your $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -You look at $p and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' -$n looks at $p and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! +$n goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +You poke at $S eyes and go 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n pokes at $N's eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! +$n pokes at your eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! +Oh? A wise guy, huh? +You look at yourself and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks at $mself and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +You look at $S $t and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks atat $N's $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks at your $t and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +You look at $p and go 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' +$n looks at $p and goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!' ~ogle ogle 0 5 0 0 -At whom do you wish to ogle? -$n is looking for someone to ogle at. -You amorously ogle $M. -$n amorously ogles $N. -$n is amorously ogling you. -Who do you love? -You ogle yourself amorously. -$n ogles at $mself, talk about conceited? -You ogle at $M $t amorously. -$n ogles at $N's $t amorously. -$n ogles at your $t amorously. -You ogle at $p amorously. -$n ogles at $p amorously. +At whom do you wish to ogle? +$n is looking for someone to ogle at. +You amorously ogle $M. +$n amorously ogles $N. +$n is amorously ogling you. +Who do you love? +You ogle yourself amorously. +$n ogles at $mself, talk about conceited? +You ogle at $M $t amorously. +$n ogles at $N's $t amorously. +$n ogles at your $t amorously. +You ogle at $p amorously. +$n ogles at $p amorously. ~oh oh 0 5 0 0 -You give out a little, 'Oh..' -$n gives out a little, 'Oh..' +You give out a little, 'Oh..' +$n gives out a little, 'Oh..' # # # @@ -4244,12 +4244,12 @@ $n gives out a little, 'Oh..' # ~ok ok 0 8 8 0 -You let out a big, 'OK!' -$n lets out a big, 'OK!' -You nod towards $N and let out a big, 'OK!' -$n nods towards $N and lets out a big, 'OK!' -$n nods towards you and lets out a big, 'OK!' -You can't find them here. +You let out a big, 'OK!' +$n lets out a big, 'OK!' +You nod towards $N and let out a big, 'OK!' +$n nods towards $N and lets out a big, 'OK!' +$n nods towards you and lets out a big, 'OK!' +You can't find them here. # # # @@ -4259,12 +4259,12 @@ You can't find them here. # ~orcs orcs 0 5 0 0 -'Orcs...' you patronize. -'Orcs...' patronizes $n. -You motion towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. -$n motions towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. -$n motions towards you saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. -You can't find them to patronize. +'Orcs...' you patronize. +'Orcs...' patronizes $n. +You motion towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. +$n motions towards $N saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. +$n motions towards you saying, 'Orcs...' patronizingly. +You can't find them to patronize. # # # @@ -4274,179 +4274,179 @@ You can't find them to patronize. # ~ouch ouch 0 5 0 0 -You say ouch. -$n says ouch. -You look at $M and say ouch. -$n looks at $N and says ouch. -$n looks at you and says ouch. -I don't see anyone by that name here..? -You look at yourself and say ouch. -$n looks at $mself and says ouch, how strange. -You look at $S $t and say ouch. -$n looks at $N's $t and says ouch. -$n looks at your $t and says ouch. -You look at $p and say ouch. -$n looks at $p and says ouch. +You say ouch. +$n says ouch. +You look at $M and say ouch. +$n looks at $N and says ouch. +$n looks at you and says ouch. +I don't see anyone by that name here..? +You look at yourself and say ouch. +$n looks at $mself and says ouch, how strange. +You look at $S $t and say ouch. +$n looks at $N's $t and says ouch. +$n looks at your $t and says ouch. +You look at $p and say ouch. +$n looks at $p and says ouch. ~pat pa 0 5 0 0 -Pat who?? -$n is looking for someone to pet. -You pat $N on $S head. -$n pats $N on $S head. -$n pats you on your head. -Who, where, what?? -You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. -$n pats $mself on the head. -You pat $M on $S $t. -$n pats $N on $S $t. -$n pats you on your $t. -You pat $p. -$n pats $p. +Pat who?? +$n is looking for someone to pet. +You pat $N on $S head. +$n pats $N on $S head. +$n pats you on your head. +Who, where, what?? +You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. +$n pats $mself on the head. +You pat $M on $S $t. +$n pats $N on $S $t. +$n pats you on your $t. +You pat $p. +$n pats $p. ~pace pace 0 5 0 0 -You pace the floor. -$n paces the floor, wearing a rut in it. -You pace in front of $N. -$n paces in front of $N. -$n paces in front of you. -They left before you could pace in front of them. -You pace back and forth across the room impatiently. -$n paces back and forth across the room impatiently. -You pace in front of $S $t. -$n paces in front of $N's $t. -$n paces in front of your $t. -You pace in front of $p. -$n paces in front of $p. +You pace the floor. +$n paces the floor, wearing a rut in it. +You pace in front of $N. +$n paces in front of $N. +$n paces in front of you. +They left before you could pace in front of them. +You pace back and forth across the room impatiently. +$n paces back and forth across the room impatiently. +You pace in front of $S $t. +$n paces in front of $N's $t. +$n paces in front of your $t. +You pace in front of $p. +$n paces in front of $p. ~panic panic 0 5 0 0 -The sky is falling! We're all doomed! They're everywhere! Don't panic, don't PANIC!!! -$n starts to panic, $s eyes wide open with fear. -You take one look at $M and start to panic! -$n takes one look at $N and starts to panic! -$n takes one look at you and starts to panic! -Good idea, panic about nothing! -You take one look at yourself and start to panic! -$n takes one look at $mself and starts to panic! -You take one look at $S $t and start to panic. -$n takes one look at $N's $t and starts to panic. -$n takes one look at your $t and starts to panic. -You take one look at $p and start to panic. -$n takes one look at $p and starts to panic. +The sky is falling! We're all doomed! They're everywhere! Don't panic, don't PANIC!!! +$n starts to panic, $s eyes wide open with fear. +You take one look at $M and start to panic! +$n takes one look at $N and starts to panic! +$n takes one look at you and starts to panic! +Good idea, panic about nothing! +You take one look at yourself and start to panic! +$n takes one look at $mself and starts to panic! +You take one look at $S $t and start to panic. +$n takes one look at $N's $t and starts to panic. +$n takes one look at your $t and starts to panic. +You take one look at $p and start to panic. +$n takes one look at $p and starts to panic. ~pant pant 0 5 0 0 -You start panting, damn near out of breath. -$n begins panting, $e looks out of breath. -You pant at $N, showing you're out of breath. -$n pants at $N, showing that $e is out of breath. -$n pants at you, showing that $e is out of breath. -They obviously aren't here. -You pant to yourself, not wanting to show how tired you are. -$n quietly pants to $mself, trying to disguise $s tiredness. -You pant on $S $t, drool everywhere. -$n pants on $N's $t, getting drool everywhere. -$n pants on your $t, getting drool everywhere. -You pant on $p, drool everywhere. -$n pants on $p, getting drool all over it. +You start panting, damn near out of breath. +$n begins panting, $e looks out of breath. +You pant at $N, showing you're out of breath. +$n pants at $N, showing that $e is out of breath. +$n pants at you, showing that $e is out of breath. +They obviously aren't here. +You pant to yourself, not wanting to show how tired you are. +$n quietly pants to $mself, trying to disguise $s tiredness. +You pant on $S $t, drool everywhere. +$n pants on $N's $t, getting drool everywhere. +$n pants on your $t, getting drool everywhere. +You pant on $p, drool everywhere. +$n pants on $p, getting drool all over it. ~peck peck 0 5 5 0 -Who do you want to give a gentle peck on the cheek? -$n is looking for someone to give a peck on the cheek. -You give $N a gentle peck on the cheek. -$n gives $N a gentle peck on the cheek. -$n gives you a gentle peck on the cheek. -No, I'm afraid not. That person isn't here. -That's not very possible you know? -$n tries to give $mself a peck on the cheeck. Failing miserably. -You give $N a gentle peck on $S $t. -$n gives $N a gentle peck on $S $t. -$n gives you a gentle peck on your $t. +Who do you want to give a gentle peck on the cheek? +$n is looking for someone to give a peck on the cheek. +You give $N a gentle peck on the cheek. +$n gives $N a gentle peck on the cheek. +$n gives you a gentle peck on the cheek. +No, I'm afraid not. That person isn't here. +That's not very possible you know? +$n tries to give $mself a peck on the cheeck. Failing miserably. +You give $N a gentle peck on $S $t. +$n gives $N a gentle peck on $S $t. +$n gives you a gentle peck on your $t. # # ~peer peer 0 5 0 0 -You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true. -$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly. -You peer intently at $N. -$n peers intently at $N, what is $e looking for? -$n peers intently at you, what is $e looking for? -Sorry buddy, no one here like that. -You peer at yourself, no small feat. -$n peers at $mself .. no small feat. -You peer intently at $S $t. -$n peers intently at $N's $t. -$n peers intently at your $t. -You peer intently at $p. -$n peers intently at $p. +You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true. +$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly. +You peer intently at $N. +$n peers intently at $N, what is $e looking for? +$n peers intently at you, what is $e looking for? +Sorry buddy, no one here like that. +You peer at yourself, no small feat. +$n peers at $mself .. no small feat. +You peer intently at $S $t. +$n peers intently at $N's $t. +$n peers intently at your $t. +You peer intently at $p. +$n peers intently at $p. ~perspire perspire 0 5 0 0 -Cool down? -$n perspires! -You look at $s and begin to perspire. -$n looks at $N and begins to perspire. -$n looks at you and begins to perspire. -You begin to perspire. -You perspire like a pig and begin to smell like one. -$n is perspiring and is beginning to smell funny. -You perspire on $S $t. -$n perspires on $N's $t. -$n perspires on your $t. -You perspire on $p. -$n perspires on $p. +Cool down? +$n perspires! +You look at $s and begin to perspire. +$n looks at $N and begins to perspire. +$n looks at you and begins to perspire. +You begin to perspire. +You perspire like a pig and begin to smell like one. +$n is perspiring and is beginning to smell funny. +You perspire on $S $t. +$n perspires on $N's $t. +$n perspires on your $t. +You perspire on $p. +$n perspires on $p. ~pet pet 0 5 0 0 -What do you want to pet? -$n tries to pet the air. -You pet $M. -$n pets $N. -$n pets you. -You are not in Kansas anymore, pet someone that is near you. -You pet yourself, ummm wouldn't privacy be a good thing. -You see $n pet $mself -- not a pretty sight. -You pet $S $t. -$n pets $N's $t. -$n pets your $t. -You pet $p. -$n pets $p. +What do you want to pet? +$n tries to pet the air. +You pet $M. +$n pets $N. +$n pets you. +You are not in Kansas anymore, pet someone that is near you. +You pet yourself, ummm wouldn't privacy be a good thing. +You see $n pet $mself -- not a pretty sight. +You pet $S $t. +$n pets $N's $t. +$n pets your $t. +You pet $p. +$n pets $p. ~phew phew 0 5 0 0 -You let out a loud pheew! -$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! -You wipe the sweat off your brow and exclaim, Phew to $M! -$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to $N. -$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to you. -You can't exclaim phew to them, they aren't here. -You exclaim phew to yourself. -$n exclaims phew to $mself. -You look at $S $t and exclaim, Phew! -$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims, Phew! -$n looks at your $t and exclaims, Phew! -You relax at the sight of the $p and exclaim, Phew! -$n relaxes at the sight of the $p and exclaims, Phew! +You let out a loud pheew! +$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! +You wipe the sweat off your brow and exclaim, Phew to $M! +$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to $N. +$n wipes the sweat off $s brow and exclaims, Phew! to you. +You can't exclaim phew to them, they aren't here. +You exclaim phew to yourself. +$n exclaims phew to $mself. +You look at $S $t and exclaim, Phew! +$n looks at $N's $t and exclaims, Phew! +$n looks at your $t and exclaims, Phew! +You relax at the sight of the $p and exclaim, Phew! +$n relaxes at the sight of the $p and exclaims, Phew! ~phlegm phlegm 0 5 0 0 -You phlegm. -$n phlegms all over the place, making a mess. -You phlegm on $S. -$n phlegms on $N. -$n phlegms on you. -Phlegming on someone is not polite. -You try to phlegm all over yourself. -$n phlegms all over $mself. -You phlegm on $S $t, that is so disgusting. -$n phlegms on $N's $t, how disgusting. -$n phlegms on your $t, all green and slimy. -You phlegm on $p. -$n phlegms on $p. +You phlegm. +$n phlegms all over the place, making a mess. +You phlegm on $S. +$n phlegms on $N. +$n phlegms on you. +Phlegming on someone is not polite. +You try to phlegm all over yourself. +$n phlegms all over $mself. +You phlegm on $S $t, that is so disgusting. +$n phlegms on $N's $t, how disgusting. +$n phlegms on your $t, all green and slimy. +You phlegm on $p. +$n phlegms on $p. ~picknose picknose 0 8 8 0 -You pick your nose. Gross! -$n picks $s nose. Apparantly someone doesn't know any manners. -You pick your nose, unfortunately at the same time as $N glances over at you! -$n picks $s nose right when $N glances over at $m! How unfortunate! -As you glance at $n, they pick their nose!! Ewwww! -You don't see them here. -You pick your nose, hoping noone will notice you. -$n picks $s nose, looking around making sure noone notices. +You pick your nose. Gross! +$n picks $s nose. Apparantly someone doesn't know any manners. +You pick your nose, unfortunately at the same time as $N glances over at you! +$n picks $s nose right when $N glances over at $m! How unfortunate! +As you glance at $n, they pick their nose!! Ewwww! +You don't see them here. +You pick your nose, hoping noone will notice you. +$n picks $s nose, looking around making sure noone notices. # # # @@ -4454,29 +4454,29 @@ $n picks $s nose, looking around making sure noone notices. # ~pie pie 0 5 0 0 -You get hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and look around for someone who seems hungry... -$n gets hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and looks around for someone who seems hungry... -You toss a pie staight into $N's face, Bwahahahaha!! -$n tosses a pie straight into the face of $N, yuck, goo all over $S face. -You are too late to see $n tossing a pie straight at your face. You try to move, but, no... Cherry flavored goo all over your face! -You can't see that person here, sorry. Aim again. :) -You plant a pie in your face, making a good work to get yourself as messy as posible, after all you like cherry... -$n looks at a pie and suddenly plants it straigt in $s own face, whirling it around till it falls into tiny bits and pieces... -You toss a pie straight at $S $t. -$n tosses a pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. -$n tosses a pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. -You toss a pie onto $p. -$n tosses a pie onto $p. +You get hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and look around for someone who seems hungry... +$n gets hold of a new, fresh slimy pie and looks around for someone who seems hungry... +You toss a pie staight into $N's face, Bwahahahaha!! +$n tosses a pie straight into the face of $N, yuck, goo all over $S face. +You are too late to see $n tossing a pie straight at your face. You try to move, but, no... Cherry flavored goo all over your face! +You can't see that person here, sorry. Aim again. :) +You plant a pie in your face, making a good work to get yourself as messy as posible, after all you like cherry... +$n looks at a pie and suddenly plants it straigt in $s own face, whirling it around till it falls into tiny bits and pieces... +You toss a pie straight at $S $t. +$n tosses a pie straight at $N's $t, what a mess. +$n tosses a pie straight at your $t, what a mess, cherry you think. +You toss a pie onto $p. +$n tosses a pie onto $p. ~pillow pillow 1 5 5 0 -You yell, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' and wait for the feathers to fly. -$n yells, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' -You whack $N right in the noggin with a pillow. -$n beans $N neatly with a pillow. -You get a mouthful of feathers as $n hits you with a pillow. -Try someone who's here. -You smack yourself with a pillow. Weirdo. -$n smacks $mself with a pillow... okayyy... +You yell, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' and wait for the feathers to fly. +$n yells, 'PILLOW FIGHT!' +You whack $N right in the noggin with a pillow. +$n beans $N neatly with a pillow. +You get a mouthful of feathers as $n hits you with a pillow. +Try someone who's here. +You smack yourself with a pillow. Weirdo. +$n smacks $mself with a pillow... okayyy... # # # @@ -4484,8 +4484,8 @@ $n smacks $mself with a pillow... okayyy... # ~pindrop pin 0 8 8 0 -You test the silence by dropping a pin -$n drops a pin. @RTWAAAAAAAANNNGGGG!@n +You test the silence by dropping a pin +$n drops a pin. @RTWAAAAAAAANNNGGGG!@n # # # @@ -4499,119 +4499,119 @@ $n drops a pin. @RTWAAAAAAAANNNGGGG!@n # ~pinch pinch 0 5 0 0 -Whom do you want to pinch? Choose carefully. -$n is looking for a tush to pinch!!! -You pinch $S tush! -$n pinches $N's tush. -$n pinches your tush! -They ran away before you could pinch them. -You pinch your own tush! -$n pinches $s own tush. -You pinch $S $t. -$n pinches $N's $t. -$n pinches your $t. -You pinch $p. -$n pinches $p. +Whom do you want to pinch? Choose carefully. +$n is looking for a tush to pinch!!! +You pinch $S tush! +$n pinches $N's tush. +$n pinches your tush! +They ran away before you could pinch them. +You pinch your own tush! +$n pinches $s own tush. +You pinch $S $t. +$n pinches $N's $t. +$n pinches your $t. +You pinch $p. +$n pinches $p. ~pity pity 0 5 0 0 -You pity the world. -$n is looking for something to pity. -You pity $M, $E is so pathetic. -$n pities $N and everything $E stands for. -$n pities you and everything you stand for. -Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. -You pity yourself. -$n pities $mself to tears. -You pity $S $t. -$n pities $N's $t. -$n pities your $t. -You pity $p. -$n pities $p. +You pity the world. +$n is looking for something to pity. +You pity $M, $E is so pathetic. +$n pities $N and everything $E stands for. +$n pities you and everything you stand for. +Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. +You pity yourself. +$n pities $mself to tears. +You pity $S $t. +$n pities $N's $t. +$n pities your $t. +You pity $p. +$n pities $p. ~point point 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to point at? -$n points in all directions, seemingly confused. -You point at $M. -$n points at $N. -$n points at you. -You must have a VERY long index-finger... -You point at yourself. Insinuating something? -$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e. -You point at $S $t. -$n points at $N's $t. -$n points at your $t. -You point at $p. -$n points at $p. +Who do you want to point at? +$n points in all directions, seemingly confused. +You point at $M. +$n points at $N. +$n points at you. +You must have a VERY long index-finger... +You point at yourself. Insinuating something? +$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e. +You point at $S $t. +$n points at $N's $t. +$n points at your $t. +You point at $p. +$n points at $p. ~poke poke 0 5 0 0 -Poke who?? -$n seems to be poking around for something. -You poke $M. -$n pokes $N. -$n pokes you. -You can't poke someone who's not here! -You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. -$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. -You poke $M in $S $t. -$n pokes $N in $S $t. -$n pokes you in your $t. -You poke at $p. -$n pokes at $p. +Poke who?? +$n seems to be poking around for something. +You poke $M. +$n pokes $N. +$n pokes you. +You can't poke someone who's not here! +You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. +$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. +You poke $M in $S $t. +$n pokes $N in $S $t. +$n pokes you in your $t. +You poke at $p. +$n pokes at $p. ~ponder ponder 0 5 0 0 -You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment. -$n sinks deeply into $s own thoughts. -You ponder over what $E just said. -$n ponders $N's words. -$n ponders your words. -You ponder. -You ponder your very existence. -$n seems to be pondering why $e is even here. -You ponder over $S $t. -$n ponders over $N's $t. -$n ponders over your $t. -You ponder over $p. -$n ponders over $p. +You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment. +$n sinks deeply into $s own thoughts. +You ponder over what $E just said. +$n ponders $N's words. +$n ponders your words. +You ponder. +You ponder your very existence. +$n seems to be pondering why $e is even here. +You ponder over $S $t. +$n ponders over $N's $t. +$n ponders over your $t. +You ponder over $p. +$n ponders over $p. ~pooh pooh 0 5 0 0 -You fold your arms, tap your temple and utter, 'think, think, think....' -$n folds $s arms, taps $s temple and utters, 'think, think, think....' -You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about you. -They're not here, you silly Pooh-bear. -You fold your arms and bite your tongue, deep in thought about yourself. -$n folds $s arms and bites $s tongue, deep in thought about $mself. -You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. -$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about your $t. +You fold your arms, tap your temple and utter, 'think, think, think....' +$n folds $s arms, taps $s temple and utters, 'think, think, think....' +You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about you. +They're not here, you silly Pooh-bear. +You fold your arms and bite your tongue, deep in thought about yourself. +$n folds $s arms and bites $s tongue, deep in thought about $mself. +You fold your arms and tap your temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about $N's $t. +$n folds $s arms and taps $s temple, deep in thought about your $t. # # ~pop pop 0 8 8 0 -You mischievously get out a pin... POP! -$n mischievously gets out a pin... POP! -You get a pin and poke at $N... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at you... POP! -Maybe you should take that pin and drop it. They're not here. -You get a pin and poke yourself... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes $mself... POP! -You get a pin and poke at $N's $t... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N's $t... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at your $t... POP! -You get out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! -$n gets out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! +You mischievously get out a pin... POP! +$n mischievously gets out a pin... POP! +You get a pin and poke at $N... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at you... POP! +Maybe you should take that pin and drop it. They're not here. +You get a pin and poke yourself... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes $mself... POP! +You get a pin and poke at $N's $t... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at $N's $t... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at your $t... POP! +You get out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! +$n gets out a pin and pokes at $p... POP! ~pose pose 0 8 8 0 -You pose dramatically. -$n poses dramatically. -You pose before $N; $E seems to be impressed. -$n poses before $N; $E cheers at the drama. -$n poses dramatically at you; You feel honored. -You pose for someone, who seemingly isn't there. -You pose with passion in front of a mirror. -$n poses with passion in front of a mirror. +You pose dramatically. +$n poses dramatically. +You pose before $N; $E seems to be impressed. +$n poses before $N; $E cheers at the drama. +$n poses dramatically at you; You feel honored. +You pose for someone, who seemingly isn't there. +You pose with passion in front of a mirror. +$n poses with passion in front of a mirror. # # # @@ -4619,164 +4619,164 @@ $n poses with passion in front of a mirror. # ~postal postal 0 5 0 0 -You go postal! -Run for cover! $n is going postal. -You go postal on $N. -$n goes postal on $N! -$n goes postal on you! -You WANT to go postal on them, but they're not here. -You go postal on yourself in frustration. -$n just went postal on $mself. -You go postal on $S $t. -$n goes postal on $N's $t. -$n goes postal on your $t. -You go postal on $p in frustration. -$n goes postal on $p in frustration. +You go postal! +Run for cover! $n is going postal. +You go postal on $N. +$n goes postal on $N! +$n goes postal on you! +You WANT to go postal on them, but they're not here. +You go postal on yourself in frustration. +$n just went postal on $mself. +You go postal on $S $t. +$n goes postal on $N's $t. +$n goes postal on your $t. +You go postal on $p in frustration. +$n goes postal on $p in frustration. ~pounce pounce 0 5 0 0 -You pounce around. -$n pounces around like a cat. -You pounce on $M. -$n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground. -$n pounces on you, knocking you down. -They aren't here. -You pounce upon yourself. -$n pounces upon $mself. -You pounce on $S $t. -$n pounces on $N's $t. -$n pounces on your $t. -You pounce on $p. -$n pounces on $p. +You pounce around. +$n pounces around like a cat. +You pounce on $M. +$n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground. +$n pounces on you, knocking you down. +They aren't here. +You pounce upon yourself. +$n pounces upon $mself. +You pounce on $S $t. +$n pounces on $N's $t. +$n pounces on your $t. +You pounce on $p. +$n pounces on $p. ~pound pound 0 5 0 0 -You pound your fist into the wall! You are so mad! -$n pounds $s fist into the wall! Ouch! $e looks mad! -You pound $N into the ground! -$n pounds $N into the ground! -$n pounds you into the ground! Are you gonna take that?? -You swing your fist as you pound the air. -You pound yourself. -You watch $N pound $mself in the face. -You pound on $S $t. -$n pounds on $N's $t. -$n pounds on your $t. -You pound on $p. -$n pounds on $p. +You pound your fist into the wall! You are so mad! +$n pounds $s fist into the wall! Ouch! $e looks mad! +You pound $N into the ground! +$n pounds $N into the ground! +$n pounds you into the ground! Are you gonna take that?? +You swing your fist as you pound the air. +You pound yourself. +You watch $N pound $mself in the face. +You pound on $S $t. +$n pounds on $N's $t. +$n pounds on your $t. +You pound on $p. +$n pounds on $p. ~pout pout 0 5 0 0 -Ah, don't take it so hard. -$n pouts, $s lower lip quivering. -You pout at $N. -$n pouts at $N. -$n pouts at you. -You pout, but no one notices. -You purse your lips and pout. -$n pouts pitifully at $mself. -You pout at $S $t. -$n pouts at $N's $t. -$n pouts at your $t. -You pout at $p. -$n pouts at $p. +Ah, don't take it so hard. +$n pouts, $s lower lip quivering. +You pout at $N. +$n pouts at $N. +$n pouts at you. +You pout, but no one notices. +You purse your lips and pout. +$n pouts pitifully at $mself. +You pout at $S $t. +$n pouts at $N's $t. +$n pouts at your $t. +You pout at $p. +$n pouts at $p. ~pray pray 0 5 0 0 -You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish. -$n begs and grovels to the powers that be. -You crawl in the dust before $M. -$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N. -$n kisses the dirt at your feet. -No such person around, your prayers vanish into the endless voids. -Talk about narcissism... -$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself. -You pray to $S $t. -$n prays to $N's $t. -$n prays to your $t. -You pray to $p. -$n prays to $p. +You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish. +$n begs and grovels to the powers that be. +You crawl in the dust before $M. +$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N. +$n kisses the dirt at your feet. +No such person around, your prayers vanish into the endless voids. +Talk about narcissism... +$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself. +You pray to $S $t. +$n prays to $N's $t. +$n prays to your $t. +You pray to $p. +$n prays to $p. ~pride pride 0 5 0 0 -You are proud and show it. -$n just wants to make $s mommy proud. -You show your heartfelt pride to $M. -$n beams with pride at $N's accomplishments. -$n beams with pride at your accomplishments. -No such person around, your pride vanishes into the endless voids. -You pride yourself in all of your accomplishments. -$n is full of $mself, again. -You are proud of $S $t. -$n is proud of $N's $t. -$n is proud of your $t. -You is proud of $p. -$n is proud of $p. +You are proud and show it. +$n just wants to make $s mommy proud. +You show your heartfelt pride to $M. +$n beams with pride at $N's accomplishments. +$n beams with pride at your accomplishments. +No such person around, your pride vanishes into the endless voids. +You pride yourself in all of your accomplishments. +$n is full of $mself, again. +You are proud of $S $t. +$n is proud of $N's $t. +$n is proud of your $t. +You is proud of $p. +$n is proud of $p. ~propose propose 0 5 0 0 -Still looking for the special someone, eh? -$n looks around for $s lost love. -You kneel before $N vowing your love asking for $S hand in marriage. -$n kneels before $N vowing $s eternal love and devotion. -$n kneels before you proclaiming $s love for you saying, "Will you marry me?" -Who are you proposing to? -Proposing to yourself now? Are you a little desperate? -$n kneels down, gets a funny look on $s face as $e proclaims selflove! -You propose to $S $t. -$n proposes to $N's $t, I hope $E doesn't need that. -$n proposes to your $t, I hope you didn't need that. -You propose to $p. -$n proposes to $p. +Still looking for the special someone, eh? +$n looks around for $s lost love. +You kneel before $N vowing your love asking for $S hand in marriage. +$n kneels before $N vowing $s eternal love and devotion. +$n kneels before you proclaiming $s love for you saying, "Will you marry me?" +Who are you proposing to? +Proposing to yourself now? Are you a little desperate? +$n kneels down, gets a funny look on $s face as $e proclaims selflove! +You propose to $S $t. +$n proposes to $N's $t, I hope $E doesn't need that. +$n proposes to your $t, I hope you didn't need that. +You propose to $p. +$n proposes to $p. ~prozac prozac 0 5 0 0 -You get out your bottle of prozac.....*sigh* relief. -$n gets out $s bottle of prozac....he looks better?? -You hand over a prozac bottle to $N. -$n hands some prozac to $N. -$n hands ya some prozac.....relief. Ahhh... -Nobody here to take your cheap prozac. -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*sigh* -Apparently, prozac makes $n feel giddy. -You look at $S $t, and offer $M some prozac in sympathy. -$n looks at $N's $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. -$n looks at your $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. -You look at $p, and offer it some prozac in sympathy. -$n looks at $p, and offers it some prozac in sympathy. +You get out your bottle of prozac.....*sigh* relief. +$n gets out $s bottle of prozac....he looks better?? +You hand over a prozac bottle to $N. +$n hands some prozac to $N. +$n hands ya some prozac.....relief. Ahhh... +Nobody here to take your cheap prozac. +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*sigh* +Apparently, prozac makes $n feel giddy. +You look at $S $t, and offer $M some prozac in sympathy. +$n looks at $N's $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. +$n looks at your $t, and offers $M some prozac in sympathy. +You look at $p, and offer it some prozac in sympathy. +$n looks at $p, and offers it some prozac in sympathy. ~puke puke 0 5 0 0 -You puke all over. -$n pukes. -You puke on $M. -$n pukes on $N. -$n pukes on your clothes! -Once again? -You puke on yourself. -$n pukes on $s clothes. -You puke on $S $t. -$n pukes on $N's $t. -$n pukes on your $t. -You puke on $p. -$n pukes on $p. +You puke all over. +$n pukes. +You puke on $M. +$n pukes on $N. +$n pukes on your clothes! +Once again? +You puke on yourself. +$n pukes on $s clothes. +You puke on $S $t. +$n pukes on $N's $t. +$n pukes on your $t. +You puke on $p. +$n pukes on $p. ~pull pull 0 5 0 0 -Who's leg do you want to pull? +Who's leg do you want to pull? # -You pull $S leg. -$n pulls $N's leg. -$n pulls your leg. -They're not here! -You pull your own leg. -$n pulls $s own leg. -You pull $S $t. -$n pulls $N's $t. -$n pulls your $t. -You pull at $p. -$n pulls at $p. +You pull $S leg. +$n pulls $N's leg. +$n pulls your leg. +They're not here! +You pull your own leg. +$n pulls $s own leg. +You pull $S $i. +$n pulls $N's $i. +$n pulls your $i. +You pull at $p. +$n pulls at $p. ~pulse pulse 0 8 8 0 -Who do you want to check for a pulse? -$n is looking for someone to check a pulse on. -You check $M's pulse. -$n checks $N for a pulse. -$n checks you for a pulse. -They must have seen you coming. -You check yourself for a pulse. -$n checks $mself for a pulse. +Who do you want to check for a pulse? +$n is looking for someone to check a pulse on. +You check $M's pulse. +$n checks $N for a pulse. +$n checks you for a pulse. +They must have seen you coming. +You check yourself for a pulse. +$n checks $mself for a pulse. # # # @@ -4784,83 +4784,83 @@ $n checks $mself for a pulse. # ~puppyeyes puppyeyes 0 8 8 0 -Your eyes brim with tears as you do your most sorrowful puppy eyes. -$n's eyes brim with tears as $e does $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. -Your eyes brim with tears as you look at $N, giving $M your most sorrowful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $N sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n's eyes brim with tears as $e looks at you with $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. -Your puppy eyes are a wasted effort as that person is not here to fall for them. -You look at yourself tearfully, doing your most sorrowful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $mself sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -You look at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n looks at your $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -You look at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. -$n looks at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +Your eyes brim with tears as you do your most sorrowful puppy eyes. +$n's eyes brim with tears as $e does $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. +Your eyes brim with tears as you look at $N, giving $M your most sorrowful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $N sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n's eyes brim with tears as $e looks at you with $s most sorrowful puppy eyes. +Your puppy eyes are a wasted effort as that person is not here to fall for them. +You look at yourself tearfully, doing your most sorrowful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $mself sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +You look at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $N's $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n looks at your $t sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +You look at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. +$n looks at $p sorrowfully, with big tearful puppy eyes. ~purr pur 0 5 0 0 -Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr............. -$n purrs contentedly. -You purr contentedly at $M. -$n purrs at $N. -$n purrs contentedly at you. -You purr, but no one notices. -You make little purring sounds to yourself. -$n purrs at $mself. -You purr at $S $t. -$n purrs at $N's $t. -$n purrs at your $t. -You purr at $p. -$n purrs at $p. +Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr............. +$n purrs contentedly. +You purr contentedly at $M. +$n purrs at $N. +$n purrs contentedly at you. +You purr, but no one notices. +You make little purring sounds to yourself. +$n purrs at $mself. +You purr at $S $t. +$n purrs at $N's $t. +$n purrs at your $t. +You purr at $p. +$n purrs at $p. ~pushup pushup 0 5 0 0 -You assume the proper position and do a push-up. -$n assumes the proper position and does a push-up. -'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' you command $N. -$n shouts out at $N, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' -$n shouts at you, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' -You don't see them here. -You do a push-up. -$n does a push-up. -test +You assume the proper position and do a push-up. +$n assumes the proper position and does a push-up. +'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' you command $N. +$n shouts out at $N, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' +$n shouts at you, 'Drop and give me 20, bucket-head!' +You don't see them here. +You do a push-up. +$n does a push-up. +test # # # # ~puzzle puzzle 0 5 0 0 -You try to sort all this confusion out. -$n seems puzzled. -$E looks as puzzled as you. -$n gives $N a puzzled look. -$n gives you a puzzled look. -Hmmm wonder where they went? -You attempt to confuse yourself and succeed!! -$n succeeds in confusing $mself. -You puzzle over $S $t. -$n is puzzled by $N's $t. -$n is puzzled by your $t. -You is puzzled by $p. -$n is puzzled by $p. +You try to sort all this confusion out. +$n seems puzzled. +$E looks as puzzled as you. +$n gives $N a puzzled look. +$n gives you a puzzled look. +Hmmm wonder where they went? +You attempt to confuse yourself and succeed!! +$n succeeds in confusing $mself. +You puzzle over $S $t. +$n is puzzled by $N's $t. +$n is puzzled by your $t. +You is puzzled by $p. +$n is puzzled by $p. ~quiver quiver 0 8 8 0 -You quiver and quake like a bowl of jelly. -$n quivers and quakes like a bowl of jelly. -You eye $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes you fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -Trying to keep yourself warm? -You eye yourself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $mself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -You eye $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes your $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -You eye $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. -$n eyes $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +You quiver and quake like a bowl of jelly. +$n quivers and quakes like a bowl of jelly. +You eye $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $N fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes you fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +Trying to keep yourself warm? +You eye yourself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $mself, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +You eye $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $N's $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes your $t fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +You eye $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. +$n eyes $p fearfully, quivering and quaking like a bowl of jelly. ~rainbow rainbow 0 5 0 0 -You let everyone see a whole new R A I N B O W !! -Everyone sees a whole new R A I N B O W !! +You let everyone see a whole new R A I N B O W !! +Everyone sees a whole new R A I N B O W !! # # # @@ -4874,12 +4874,12 @@ Everyone sees a whole new R A I N B O W !! # ~raise raise 0 5 0 0 -You raise your eyebrow at the situation. -$n raises an eyebrow at the situation. -You raise an eyebrow at $N. -$n raises an eyebrow at $N. -$n raises an eyebrow at you. -You can't find them here. +You raise your eyebrow at the situation. +$n raises an eyebrow at the situation. +You raise an eyebrow at $N. +$n raises an eyebrow at $N. +$n raises an eyebrow at you. +You can't find them here. # # # @@ -4889,13 +4889,13 @@ You can't find them here. # ~raspberry raspberry 0 5 0 0 -You must blow a raspberry at someone! +You must blow a raspberry at someone! # -You blow a raspberry at $N! -$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at $N! -$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at you! -You don't see them here. -You gotta blow a raspberry at someone ELSE! +You blow a raspberry at $N! +$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at $N! +$n sticks out $s tongue and blows a raspberry at you! +You don't see them here. +You gotta blow a raspberry at someone ELSE! # # # @@ -4904,23 +4904,23 @@ You gotta blow a raspberry at someone ELSE! # ~rebuke rebuke 0 5 0 0 -Who's demon spirits do you wish to rebuke? You rebuke everything. -$n rebukes everything in the this god forsaken realm. -You wave your hands at $N and rebuke $S demonic spirits! -$n waves $s hands like an idiot, rebuking demons which are clearly not there... -$n slaps you on the head, screaming 'Demonic pumpkin, I rebuke thee!' -That person's demon spirits must have gone somewhere else. -You rebuke your own inner demons! -$n waves $s hands at $mself and screams 'Out, out, Demonic Raisins, I rebuke thee!' -You rebuke $S $t. -$n rebukes $N's $t. -$n rebukes $t. -You rebuke $p. -$n rebukes $p. +Who's demon spirits do you wish to rebuke? You rebuke everything. +$n rebukes everything in the this god forsaken realm. +You wave your hands at $N and rebuke $S demonic spirits! +$n waves $s hands like an idiot, rebuking demons which are clearly not there... +$n slaps you on the head, screaming 'Demonic pumpkin, I rebuke thee!' +That person's demon spirits must have gone somewhere else. +You rebuke your own inner demons! +$n waves $s hands at $mself and screams 'Out, out, Demonic Raisins, I rebuke thee!' +You rebuke $S $t. +$n rebukes $N's $t. +$n rebukes $t. +You rebuke $p. +$n rebukes $p. ~reconnect reconnect 0 5 0 0 -You have to reconnect, be right back! -$n has to reconnect, $e'll be right back! +You have to reconnect, be right back! +$n has to reconnect, $e'll be right back! # # # @@ -4934,44 +4934,44 @@ $n has to reconnect, $e'll be right back! # ~relax relax 0 5 0 0 -You kick back and just enjoy the world around you. -$n relaxes and lets out a huge sigh of contentment. -You relax into $N's arms. -$n relaxes into $N's arms. -$n relaxes into your arms. -You can't relax, they are no where to be found. -You relax every muscle in your body. -$n relaxes every muscle in $s body. -You look at $S $t and relax. -$n looks at $N's $t and relaxes. -$n looks at your $t and relaxes. -You relax at the sight of the $p. -$n relaxes at the sight of the $p. +You kick back and just enjoy the world around you. +$n relaxes and lets out a huge sigh of contentment. +You relax into $N's arms. +$n relaxes into $N's arms. +$n relaxes into your arms. +You can't relax, they are no where to be found. +You relax every muscle in your body. +$n relaxes every muscle in $s body. +You look at $S $t and relax. +$n looks at $N's $t and relaxes. +$n looks at your $t and relaxes. +You relax at the sight of the $p. +$n relaxes at the sight of the $p. ~relief relief 0 5 0 0 -You sigh in relief. -$n sighs in relief. -You look at $M and sigh in relief. -$n sighs in relief at $N. -$n sighs in relief at you. -You sigh in relief at yourself. -You sighs in relief to yourself. -$n sighs in relief to $mself. -You sigh in relief at $S $t. -$n sighs in relief at $N's $t. -$n sighs in relief at your $t. -You sigh in relief at $p. -$n sighs in relief at $p. +You sigh in relief. +$n sighs in relief. +You look at $M and sigh in relief. +$n sighs in relief at $N. +$n sighs in relief at you. +You sigh in relief at yourself. +You sighs in relief to yourself. +$n sighs in relief to $mself. +You sigh in relief at $S $t. +$n sighs in relief at $N's $t. +$n sighs in relief at your $t. +You sigh in relief at $p. +$n sighs in relief at $p. ~ren ren 0 5 0 0 -Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! -$n jumps up and shouts: "Oh, Happy Happy, Joy Joy!!" -You turn to $M and shout: "You eeediot!!" -$n turns to $N and shouts: "You eeediot!!" -$n turns to you and shouts: "You eeediot!!" -You eeediot!!! -Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! -$n sniffs $mself and says: "Sttteeenky!!!" +Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! +$n jumps up and shouts: "Oh, Happy Happy, Joy Joy!!" +You turn to $M and shout: "You eeediot!!" +$n turns to $N and shouts: "You eeediot!!" +$n turns to you and shouts: "You eeediot!!" +You eeediot!!! +Oh! Happy Happy, Joy Joy! +$n sniffs $mself and says: "Sttteeenky!!!" # # # @@ -4979,11 +4979,11 @@ $n sniffs $mself and says: "Sttteeenky!!!" # ~revolve revolve 0 8 8 0 -Who do you want to give the item to? -$n looks silly trying to pawn things off on people who are not there. -You give $N a revolving door. -$n slaps a revolving door on $Ns back. -$n hands you a revolving door. +Who do you want to give the item to? +$n looks silly trying to pawn things off on people who are not there. +You give $N a revolving door. +$n slaps a revolving door on $Ns back. +$n hands you a revolving door. # # # @@ -4994,14 +4994,14 @@ $n hands you a revolving door. # ~roar roar 0 5 0 0 -You ROAR like a triumphant lion! -$n ROARS like a triumphant lion! -You ROAR aggressively at $N. -$n ROARS aggressively at $N. -$n ROARS aggressively at you. -You ROAR at thin air!... pointless huh? -You ROAR and beat your chest aggressively! -$n ROARS and beats $s chest aggressively! +You ROAR like a triumphant lion! +$n ROARS like a triumphant lion! +You ROAR aggressively at $N. +$n ROARS aggressively at $N. +$n ROARS aggressively at you. +You ROAR at thin air!... pointless huh? +You ROAR and beat your chest aggressively! +$n ROARS and beats $s chest aggressively! # # # @@ -5009,44 +5009,44 @@ $n ROARS and beats $s chest aggressively! # ~rofl rofl 0 5 0 0 -You roll around on the floor, laughing. -$n rolls around on the floor, laughing. -You fall to the floor and throw yourself back and forth... LAUGHING at their antics. -$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $N's antics. -$n rolls around on the floor laughing at your antics. -You can't... you are rolling around on the floor laughing at their absence. -You start to roll around on the floor laughing at your own antics. -$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $s own antics. Neat, huh? -You collapse on the floor laughing at $S $t. -$n collapses on the floor laughing at $N's $t. -$n collapses on the floor laughing at your $t. -You collapse on the floor laughing at $p. -$n collapses on the floor laughing at $p. +You roll around on the floor, laughing. +$n rolls around on the floor, laughing. +You fall to the floor and throw yourself back and forth... LAUGHING at their antics. +$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $N's antics. +$n rolls around on the floor laughing at your antics. +You can't... you are rolling around on the floor laughing at their absence. +You start to roll around on the floor laughing at your own antics. +$n rolls around on the floor laughing at $s own antics. Neat, huh? +You collapse on the floor laughing at $S $t. +$n collapses on the floor laughing at $N's $t. +$n collapses on the floor laughing at your $t. +You collapse on the floor laughing at $p. +$n collapses on the floor laughing at $p. ~roll roll 0 5 0 0 -You roll your eyes in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes in disgust. -You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust. -$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes in disgust. -$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust. -Um... who? -You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. -$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. -You roll your eyes at $S $t in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes at your $t in disgust. -You roll your eyes at $p in disgust. -$n rolls $s eyes at $p in disgust. +You roll your eyes in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes in disgust. +You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust. +$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes in disgust. +$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust. +Um... who? +You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence. +$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself. +You roll your eyes at $S $t in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes at $N's $t in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes at your $t in disgust. +You roll your eyes at $p in disgust. +$n rolls $s eyes at $p in disgust. ~romp romp 0 8 8 0 -You romp around joyfully. -$n romps around joyfully. -You romp joyfully around $N. -$n romps joyfully around $N. -$n romps joyfully around you. -They're not here, you sponge! -You romp around yourself. You feel quite dizzy. -$n romps around $mself and looks quite dizzy. +You romp around joyfully. +$n romps around joyfully. +You romp joyfully around $N. +$n romps joyfully around $N. +$n romps joyfully around you. +They're not here, you sponge! +You romp around yourself. You feel quite dizzy. +$n romps around $mself and looks quite dizzy. # # # @@ -5054,14 +5054,14 @@ $n romps around $mself and looks quite dizzy. # ~rose rose 0 8 8 0 -You whip out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -$n whips out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -You hand $N a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -$n hands $N a @R@@@G}---@g`@G---@g,@G---@n -$n hands you a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -The rose drops forlornly to the ground, no one is here. -You hand yourself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n -$n hands $mself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +You whip out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +$n whips out a beautiful @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +You hand $N a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +$n hands $N a @R@@@G}---@g`@G---@g,@G---@n +$n hands you a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +The rose drops forlornly to the ground, no one is here. +You hand yourself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n +$n hands $mself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n # # # @@ -5069,83 +5069,83 @@ $n hands $mself a @R@@@G}---`---,---@n # ~ruffle ruffle 0 5 0 0 -You've got to ruffle SOMEONE. -$n is looking for someone's hair to ruffle. -You ruffle $N's hair playfully. -$n ruffles $N's hair playfully. -$n ruffles your hair playfully. -Might be a bit difficult. -You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy. -$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo! -You ruffle $S $t. -$n ruffles $N's $t. -$n ruffles your $t. -You ruffle $p. -$n ruffles $p. +You've got to ruffle SOMEONE. +$n is looking for someone's hair to ruffle. +You ruffle $N's hair playfully. +$n ruffles $N's hair playfully. +$n ruffles your hair playfully. +Might be a bit difficult. +You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy. +$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo! +You ruffle $S $t. +$n ruffles $N's $t. +$n ruffles your $t. +You ruffle $p. +$n ruffles $p. ~run run 0 8 8 0 -You run screaming for the hills. -$n runs screaming for the hills. -You take one look at $N and run screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at $N and runs screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at you and runs screaming for the hills. -You run screaming... but from who? -You run screaming from yourself... AAH! You can't get away! -$n runs screaming from $mself... $e can't get away! -You take one look at $N's $t and run screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at $N's $t and runs screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at your $t and runs screaming for the hills. -You take one look at $p and run screaming for the hills. -$n takes one look at $p and runs screaming for the hills. +You run screaming for the hills. +$n runs screaming for the hills. +You take one look at $N and run screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at $N and runs screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at you and runs screaming for the hills. +You run screaming... but from who? +You run screaming from yourself... AAH! You can't get away! +$n runs screaming from $mself... $e can't get away! +You take one look at $N's $t and run screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at $N's $t and runs screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at your $t and runs screaming for the hills. +You take one look at $p and run screaming for the hills. +$n takes one look at $p and runs screaming for the hills. ~sad sad 0 8 8 0 -Your face sinks, an image of sadness. -$n's face sinks, an image of sadness. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at you. -You look sad, but no one is here to see. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at yourself. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $mself. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N's $t. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N's $t. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $t. -Your face sinks as you look sadly at $p. -$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $p. +Your face sinks, an image of sadness. +$n's face sinks, an image of sadness. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at you. +You look sad, but no one is here to see. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at yourself. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $mself. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at $N's $t. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at $N's $t. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $t. +Your face sinks as you look sadly at $p. +$n's face sinks as $e looks sadly at your $p. ~sage sage 0 5 5 0 -You nod sagely. -$n nods sagely. -You nod sagely to $N. -$n nods sagely to $N. -$n nods sagely to you. -Nod at who did you say? -You nod sagely, thinking about something important. -$n nods sagely, thinking about something important. -You nod sagely, thinking about $N's $t. -$n nods sagely, thinking about $N's $t. -$n nods sagely, thinking about your $t. +You nod sagely. +$n nods sagely. +You nod sagely to $N. +$n nods sagely to $N. +$n nods sagely to you. +Nod at who did you say? +You nod sagely, thinking about something important. +$n nods sagely, thinking about something important. +You nod sagely, thinking about $N's $t. +$n nods sagely, thinking about $N's $t. +$n nods sagely, thinking about your $t. # # ~salute sal 0 5 0 0 -You salute everyone present. -$n salutes everyone present. -You salute $N. -$n salutes $N. -$n salutes you. -Hmmm. I wonder who you're trying to salute? -You manage to sprain your wrist while trying to salute yourself. -$n bends $s hand backwards and salutes $mself! -You salute $S $t. -$n salutes $N's $t. -$n salutes your $t. -You salute $p. -$n salutes $p. +You salute everyone present. +$n salutes everyone present. +You salute $N. +$n salutes $N. +$n salutes you. +Hmmm. I wonder who you're trying to salute? +You manage to sprain your wrist while trying to salute yourself. +$n bends $s hand backwards and salutes $mself! +You salute $S $t. +$n salutes $N's $t. +$n salutes your $t. +You salute $p. +$n salutes $p. ~scab scab 0 5 5 0 -You pick at a scab.. Don't you know it will never heal now? -$n picks at one of $s scabs. +You pick at a scab.. Don't you know it will never heal now? +$n picks at one of $s scabs. # # # @@ -5159,23 +5159,23 @@ $n picks at one of $s scabs. # ~scold scold 0 5 0 0 -You begin to scold this Cruel World we live in. -$n begins to scold the Cruel World we live in. -You scold $M to within a thrashing of $S life. -$n scolds $N to within a thrashing of $S life. -$n scolds you to within a thrashing of your life. -Sure sure, but who might that be? -You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. -$n scolds $mself furiously. -You scold $S $t. -$n scolds $N's $t. -$n scolds your $t. -You scold $p. -$n scolds $p. +You begin to scold this Cruel World we live in. +$n begins to scold the Cruel World we live in. +You scold $M to within a thrashing of $S life. +$n scolds $N to within a thrashing of $S life. +$n scolds you to within a thrashing of your life. +Sure sure, but who might that be? +You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. +$n scolds $mself furiously. +You scold $S $t. +$n scolds $N's $t. +$n scolds your $t. +You scold $p. +$n scolds $p. ~scout scout 0 8 8 0 -You take a good look around. -$n looks like $e has lost something nearby. +You take a good look around. +$n looks like $e has lost something nearby. # # # @@ -5189,59 +5189,59 @@ $n looks like $e has lost something nearby. # ~scratch scratch 0 5 0 0 -You scratch your head. -$n scratches $s head in confusion. -You rake $S face with your nails. -$n tries to scratch $N's eyes out. -$n lunges at you hissing like a stray cat. -Ahh you frightened them off! Good. -Ahhhhh that feels good! -$n scratches $s head in contemplation. -You scratch $S $t. -$n scratches $N's $t. -$n scratches your $t. -You scratch $p. -$n scratches $p. +You scratch your head. +$n scratches $s head in confusion. +You rake $S face with your nails. +$n tries to scratch $N's eyes out. +$n lunges at you hissing like a stray cat. +Ahh you frightened them off! Good. +Ahhhhh that feels good! +$n scratches $s head in contemplation. +You scratch $S $t. +$n scratches $N's $t. +$n scratches your $t. +You scratch $p. +$n scratches $p. ~scream scream 0 5 0 0 -ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! -$n screams loudly! -You scream at $M. -$n screams loudly in $N's ear. -$n screams in your ear! AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!! -No one can hear your screams. -You are so mad at yourself, you could just scream! -$n gapes in a silent expression of pain and angst. -You scream at $S $t. -$n screams at $N's $t. -$n screams at your $t. -You scream at $p. -$n screams at $p. +ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! +$n screams loudly! +You scream at $M. +$n screams loudly in $N's ear. +$n screams in your ear! AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!! +No one can hear your screams. +You are so mad at yourself, you could just scream! +$n gapes in a silent expression of pain and angst. +You scream at $S $t. +$n screams at $N's $t. +$n screams at your $t. +You scream at $p. +$n screams at $p. ~scuffle scuf 0 5 0 0 -You scuffle your feet around in the dirt. -$n scuffles $s feet around in the dirt. -You scuffle your feet in front of $N. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of you. -They left before you could scuffle in front of them. -You scuffle your feet back and forth across the room impatiently. -$n scuffles $s feet back and forth across the room impatiently. -You scuffle your feet in front of $S $t. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N's $t. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of your $t. -You scuffle your feet in front of $p. -$n scuffles $s feet in front of $p. +You scuffle your feet around in the dirt. +$n scuffles $s feet around in the dirt. +You scuffle your feet in front of $N. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of you. +They left before you could scuffle in front of them. +You scuffle your feet back and forth across the room impatiently. +$n scuffles $s feet back and forth across the room impatiently. +You scuffle your feet in front of $S $t. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of $N's $t. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of your $t. +You scuffle your feet in front of $p. +$n scuffles $s feet in front of $p. ~secret secret 0 8 8 0 -Whom do you wish to give the secret TBA handshake? -$n is looking for someone to to give the secret TBA handshake. -You give $N the secret TBA handshake. -$n gives $N the secret TBA handshake. -$n gives you the secret TBA handshake. -They are not cool enough to know the secret TBA handshake anyways. -You give yourself the secret TBA handshake. -$n gives $mself the secret TBA handshake. +Whom do you wish to give the secret TBA handshake? +$n is looking for someone to to give the secret TBA handshake. +You give $N the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives $N the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives you the secret TBA handshake. +They are not cool enough to know the secret TBA handshake anyways. +You give yourself the secret TBA handshake. +$n gives $mself the secret TBA handshake. $n shakes $S $t. $n shakes $N's $t. $n shakes your $t. @@ -5249,14 +5249,14 @@ You give $p the secret TBA handshake. $n gives $p the secret TBA handshake. ~seduce seduce 0 8 8 0 -@yYou @Dw@Ci@Dnk @yand blow @Rkisses@y at everyone in the room, attempting to seduce all of @Mthem@y. -@y$n looks like $e is trying to @Mseduce @ythe whole room!@n -@yYou slide up $S side and whisper @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n -@y$n slides up $N's side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n -@y$n slides up your side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into your ear. @ROh my!@n -@yWho are you trying to @Mseduce@y? -@yYou pull out a mirror and blow @Rkisses@y at it, trying to @Mseduce@y yourself.@n -@yPoor $n is trying to @Mseduce@y $mself, and isn't doing a very good job.@n +@yYou @Dw@Ci@Dnk @yand blow @Rkisses@y at everyone in the room, attempting to seduce all of @Mthem@y. +@y$n looks like $e is trying to @Mseduce @ythe whole room!@n +@yYou slide up $S side and whisper @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n +@y$n slides up $N's side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into $S ear.@n +@y$n slides up your side and whispers @rnaughty@y things into your ear. @ROh my!@n +@yWho are you trying to @Mseduce@y? +@yYou pull out a mirror and blow @Rkisses@y at it, trying to @Mseduce@y yourself.@n +@yPoor $n is trying to @Mseduce@y $mself, and isn't doing a very good job.@n # # # @@ -5264,14 +5264,14 @@ $n gives $p the secret TBA handshake. # ~sex sex 0 8 8 0 -What a dirty, dirty mind you have! -$n has the personality of a potted plant. -Get some soap for your mind. -$n needs some soap for $s mind. -$n needs some soap for $s mind. -Get some soap for your mind. -Get some soap for your mind. -$n needs some soap for $s mind. +What a dirty, dirty mind you have! +$n has the personality of a potted plant. +Get some soap for your mind. +$n needs some soap for $s mind. +$n needs some soap for $s mind. +Get some soap for your mind. +Get some soap for your mind. +$n needs some soap for $s mind. # # # @@ -5279,44 +5279,44 @@ $n needs some soap for $s mind. # ~shake shake 0 5 0 0 -You shake your head. -$n shakes $s head. -You shake your head at $N. -$n shakes $s head at $N. -$n shakes $s head at you. -Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. -You shake your head at yourself. -$n shakes $s head to $mself. -You shake $N's $t. -$n shakes $N's $t. -$n shakes your $t. -You shake your head at $p. -$n shakes $s head at $p. +You shake your head. +$n shakes $s head. +You shake your head at $N. +$n shakes $s head at $N. +$n shakes $s head at you. +Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. +You shake your head at yourself. +$n shakes $s head to $mself. +You shake $N's $t. +$n shakes $N's $t. +$n shakes your $t. +You shake your head at $p. +$n shakes $s head at $p. ~shame shame 0 5 0 0 -You bow your head in shame. -$n bows $s head in shame. -You look at $M, shame in your eyes. -$n looks at $N, shame in $s eyes. -$n looks at you, shame in $s eyes. -Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. -You are ashamed of yourself. -$n is ashamed of $mself. -You are ashamed of $S $t. -$n is ashamed of $N's $t. -$n is ashamed of your $t. -You are ashamed of $p. -$n is ashamed of $p. +You bow your head in shame. +$n bows $s head in shame. +You look at $M, shame in your eyes. +$n looks at $N, shame in $s eyes. +$n looks at you, shame in $s eyes. +Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. +You are ashamed of yourself. +$n is ashamed of $mself. +You are ashamed of $S $t. +$n is ashamed of $N's $t. +$n is ashamed of your $t. +You are ashamed of $p. +$n is ashamed of $p. ~sheathe sheathe 0 5 0 0 -You sheathe your weapon. -$n sheathes $s weapon. -You sheathe your weapon glaring at $M. -$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at $N. -$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at you. -In front of whom? -You put it down, you are free to live. -$n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive. +You sheathe your weapon. +$n sheathes $s weapon. +You sheathe your weapon glaring at $M. +$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at $N. +$n sheathes $s weapon glaring at you. +In front of whom? +You put it down, you are free to live. +$n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive. # # # @@ -5324,179 +5324,179 @@ $n cannot take $s life, so the weapon sheathes and $n looks more alive. # ~shh shh 0 5 5 0 -You whisper, 'Shhh!' -$n whispers, 'Shhh!' -You look at $m and whisper, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at $N and whispers, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at you and whispers, 'Shhh!' -They are in your mind only my friend. -You whisper quietly to yourself. -$n whispers quietly to $mself. -You look at $N's $t and whisper, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at $N's $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' -$n looks at your $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' +You whisper, 'Shhh!' +$n whispers, 'Shhh!' +You look at $m and whisper, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at $N and whispers, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at you and whispers, 'Shhh!' +They are in your mind only my friend. +You whisper quietly to yourself. +$n whispers quietly to $mself. +You look at $N's $t and whisper, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at $N's $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' +$n looks at your $t and whispers, 'Shhh!' # # ~shiskabob shiskabob 0 5 0 0 -You whip out your kabobing tools. -$n whips out $s kabobing tools and prepares lunch. -You shishkabobs $M right through $S heart. -$n shishkabobs $N right through $S heart. -$n shishkabobs you right through your heart. -Sorry good chef, but that person doesn't seem to be here. -You stab yourself in the arm. I hope you're not planning to eat that! -$n kabobs $mself right in the arm... YUCK!!! +You whip out your kabobing tools. +$n whips out $s kabobing tools and prepares lunch. +You shishkabobs $M right through $S heart. +$n shishkabobs $N right through $S heart. +$n shishkabobs you right through your heart. +Sorry good chef, but that person doesn't seem to be here. +You stab yourself in the arm. I hope you're not planning to eat that! +$n kabobs $mself right in the arm... YUCK!!! # # # # # -~shiver shiver 0 5 0 0 -Brrrrrrrrr. -$n shivers uncomfortably. -You shiver at the sight of $M. -$n shivers at $N in fear. -You cause $n to shiver in fear. -Brrrrrr, mighty cold in here. -You shiver, feeling your skin covered with goose bumps. -$n shivers at $s own reflection. -You look at $S $t and shiver uncontrollably. -$n looks at $N's $t and shivers uncontrollably. -$n looks at your $t and shivers uncontrollably. -You look at $p and shiver uncontrollably. -$n looks at $p and shivers uncontrollably. +~shivers shiver 0 5 0 0 +Brrrrrrrrr. +$n shivers uncomfortably. +You shiver at the sight of $M. +$n shivers at $N in fear. +You cause $n to shiver in fear. +Brrrrrr, mighty cold in here. +You shiver, feeling your skin covered with goose bumps. +$n shivers at $s own reflection. +You look at $S $t and shiver uncontrollably. +$n looks at $N's $t and shivers uncontrollably. +$n looks at your $t and shivers uncontrollably. +You look at $p and shiver uncontrollably. +$n looks at $p and shivers uncontrollably. ~shock shock 0 5 0 0 -You shuffle your feet on the floor to amass static electricity... -$n shuffles $s feet on the floor to amass static electricity... -You stick your finger to $N's nose and release a bolt of static electricity. -$n sticks $s finger to $N's nose and releases a bolt of static electricity. -$n sticks a static-electricity-charged finger on your nose, and @R*@cBZZ@CZZZ@nZZT@R*@n. -You point at the air and release a couple sparks... -You put your finger on your nose and shock yourself. -$n places $s finger on $s own nose and shocks $mself! -You grab ahold of $N's $t and release all of your amassed static electricity into it. -$n grabs ahold of $N's $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. -$n grabs your $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. -You touch $p and release a bolt of energy right through it. -$n touches $p and makes a bolt of electricity dance around and through it. +You shuffle your feet on the floor to amass static electricity... +$n shuffles $s feet on the floor to amass static electricity... +You stick your finger to $N's nose and release a bolt of static electricity. +$n sticks $s finger to $N's nose and releases a bolt of static electricity. +$n sticks a static-electricity-charged finger on your nose, and @R*@cBZZ@CZZZ@nZZT@R*@n. +You point at the air and release a couple sparks... +You put your finger on your nose and shock yourself. +$n places $s finger on $s own nose and shocks $mself! +You grab ahold of $N's $t and release all of your amassed static electricity into it. +$n grabs ahold of $N's $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. +$n grabs your $t and releases all of $s amassed static electricity into it. +You touch $p and release a bolt of energy right through it. +$n touches $p and makes a bolt of electricity dance around and through it. ~shootout shootout 0 8 8 0 -You can't have a shootout by yourself, pardner. -$n looks around for someone to hold a shoot out with. -This town ain't big enough for you and $N! -$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes up $N. -$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes you up. -That there person ain't here. -You can't have a shootout with yourself, pardner. -$n seems to think about having a shoot out with $mself. $e decides against it. +You can't have a shootout by yourself, pardner. +$n looks around for someone to hold a shoot out with. +This town ain't big enough for you and $N! +$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes up $N. +$n wiggles $s fingers, holds $s hands near $s holsters, and sizes you up. +That there person ain't here. +You can't have a shootout with yourself, pardner. +$n seems to think about having a shoot out with $mself. $e decides against it. You look at $N's $t and get ready to draw. $n looks at $N's $t and gets ready to draw $s guns. $n looks at your $t and gets ready to draw $s guns. -You look over $p and get ready to draw. -$n looks over $p and gets ready to draw $s guns. +You look over $p and get ready to draw. +$n looks over $p and gets ready to draw $s guns. ~shrugs shrugs 0 5 0 0 -You shrug. -$n shrugs helplessly. -You look at $M and shrug helplessly. -$n looks at $N and shrugs. -$n looks at you and shrugs helplessly. -Might be a bit difficult. -You shrug your shoulders. -$n shrugs $s shoulders totally confused. -You shrug your shoulders at $S $t. -$n shrugs $s shoulders at $N's $t. -$n shrugs $s shoulders at your $t. -You shrug your shoulders at $p. -$n shrugs $s shoulders at $p. +You shrug. +$n shrugs helplessly. +You look at $M and shrug helplessly. +$n looks at $N and shrugs. +$n looks at you and shrugs helplessly. +Might be a bit difficult. +You shrug your shoulders. +$n shrugs $s shoulders totally confused. +You shrug your shoulders at $S $t. +$n shrugs $s shoulders at $N's $t. +$n shrugs $s shoulders at your $t. +You shrug your shoulders at $p. +$n shrugs $s shoulders at $p. ~shudder shudder 0 5 0 0 -Urrrgghhh! Someone just walked over your grave. -$n shudders. -You shudder at the sight of $M. -$n shudders at $N as if $e has just seen a ghost. -$n shudders at the very sight of you. -A spooky sensation tingles up and down your spine. -You shudder in fear, as if you have seen your own ghost. -$n shudders, frightened by $s own shadow. -You shudder at the sight of $S $t. -$n shudders at the sight of $N's $t. -$n shudders at the sight of your $t. -You shudder at the sight of $p. -$n shudders at the sight of $p. +Urrrgghhh! Someone just walked over your grave. +$n shudders. +You shudder at the sight of $M. +$n shudders at $N as if $e has just seen a ghost. +$n shudders at the very sight of you. +A spooky sensation tingles up and down your spine. +You shudder in fear, as if you have seen your own ghost. +$n shudders, frightened by $s own shadow. +You shudder at the sight of $S $t. +$n shudders at the sight of $N's $t. +$n shudders at the sight of your $t. +You shudder at the sight of $p. +$n shudders at the sight of $p. ~shy shy 0 8 8 0 -You shy away from everyone. -$n shies away from everyone. -You shy away from $N. -$n shies away from $N. -$n shies away from you. -You shy away from no one at all! -You shy away from yourself. -$n shies away from $mself. -You shy away from $N's $t. -$n shies away from $N's $t. -$n shies away from your $t. -You shy away from $p. -$n shies away from $p. +You shy away from everyone. +$n shies away from everyone. +You shy away from $N. +$n shies away from $N. +$n shies away from you. +You shy away from no one at all! +You shy away from yourself. +$n shies away from $mself. +You shy away from $N's $t. +$n shies away from $N's $t. +$n shies away from your $t. +You shy away from $p. +$n shies away from $p. ~sidle sidle 0 8 8 0 -Sidle up to who? -$n contemplates sidling up to someone. -You sidle up to $N... $E has something you want? -$n sidles up to $N, $E has something $e wants? -$n sidles up to you, you have something $e wants? -You find yourself falling onto your side as you sidle up to someone who isn't there. -You sidle up to yourself... strangely uncomforting. -$n sidles up to $mself... bit sad actually. -You sidle up cozily to $N's $t. -$n sidles up to $N's $t. -$n sidles up to your $t. -You sidle up cozily to $p. -$n sidles up cozily to $p. +Sidle up to who? +$n contemplates sidling up to someone. +You sidle up to $N... $E has something you want? +$n sidles up to $N, $E has something $e wants? +$n sidles up to you, you have something $e wants? +You find yourself falling onto your side as you sidle up to someone who isn't there. +You sidle up to yourself... strangely uncomforting. +$n sidles up to $mself... bit sad actually. +You sidle up cozily to $N's $t. +$n sidles up to $N's $t. +$n sidles up to your $t. +You sidle up cozily to $p. +$n sidles up cozily to $p. ~sigh sigh 0 5 0 0 -You sigh. -$n sighs loudly. +You sigh. +$n sighs loudly. You look at $N and sigh. -$n sighs at $N. -$n sighs at you. -You sigh in a halfhearted way. -You sigh to yourself under your breath. -$n looks around bewildered and gives a big sigh. -You sigh at $S $t. -$n sighs at $N's $t. -$n sighs at your $t. -You sigh at $p. -$n sighs at $p. +$n sighs at $N. +$n sighs at you. +You sigh in a halfhearted way. +You sigh to yourself under your breath. +$n looks around bewildered and gives a big sigh. +You sigh at $S $t. +$n sighs at $N's $t. +$n sighs at your $t. +You sigh at $p. +$n sighs at $p. ~sing sing 0 5 0 0 -You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky. -SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing. -You serenade $M. -$n sings softly to $N. -$n sings you a love song. -Sing away no-one will hear. -You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky, serenading yourself. -SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to serenade $mself. -You sing to $S $t. -$n sings to $N's $t. -$n sings to your $t. -You sing to $p. -$n sings to $p. +You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky. +SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing. +You serenade $M. +$n sings softly to $N. +$n sings you a love song. +Sing away no-one will hear. +You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky, serenading yourself. +SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to serenade $mself. +You sing to $S $t. +$n sings to $N's $t. +$n sings to your $t. +You sing to $p. +$n sings to $p. ~skip skip 0 8 8 0 -You skip around merrily. -$n skips around merrily. -You merrily skip around $N. -$n merrily skips around $N. -$n merrily skips around you. -You can't skip around that person because they're not here. -You skip around rapidly, in circles! -$n skips around rapidly, in circles. +You skip around merrily. +$n skips around merrily. +You merrily skip around $N. +$n merrily skips around $N. +$n merrily skips around you. +You can't skip around that person because they're not here. +You skip around rapidly, in circles! +$n skips around rapidly, in circles. # # # @@ -5504,29 +5504,29 @@ $n skips around rapidly, in circles. # ~slap slap 0 5 0 0 -Normally you slap SOMEBODY. -$n looks around for someone to vent $s frustrations on. -That is rude, the Gods do not allow it. -$n tries to slap $N, but the Gods intervene. -$n tries to slap you, but the Gods intervene. -How about slapping someone in the same room as you?? -You slap yourself, silly you. -$n slaps $mself, really strange... -You slap $S $t. -$n slaps $N's $t. -$n slaps your $t. -You slap $p. -$n slaps $p. +Normally you slap SOMEBODY. +$n looks around for someone to vent $s frustrations on. +That is rude, the Gods do not allow it. +$n tries to slap $N, but the Gods intervene. +$n tries to slap you, but the Gods intervene. +How about slapping someone in the same room as you?? +You slap yourself, silly you. +$n slaps $mself, really strange... +You slap $S $t. +$n slaps $N's $t. +$n slaps your $t. +You slap $p. +$n slaps $p. ~slippers slippers 0 1 1 0 -You order your dog to fetch someone's slippers -$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for someone who's not there. -You order your dog to go fetch slippers belonging to $N. -$n orders $s dog to go and fetch the slippers of $N. -$n orders $s dog to go and fetch your slippers. -Your dog looks miffed as he cannot find them to give slippers to. -Yor dog dashes off and returns with your slippers. -$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself. +You order your dog to fetch someone's slippers +$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for someone who's not there. +You order your dog to go fetch slippers belonging to $N. +$n orders $s dog to go and fetch the slippers of $N. +$n orders $s dog to go and fetch your slippers. +Your dog looks miffed as he cannot find them to give slippers to. +Yor dog dashes off and returns with your slippers. +$n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself. # # # @@ -5534,13 +5534,13 @@ $n tells $s dog to go fetch slippers for $mself. # ~slouch slouch 0 6 6 0 -You slouch lazily in the corner. -$n slouches lazily in the corner. -You slouch lazily on $N. -$n slouches lazily on $N. -$n slouches lazily on you. -Who do you want to slouch upon? -That's not possible, I'm afraid. +You slouch lazily in the corner. +$n slouches lazily in the corner. +You slouch lazily on $N. +$n slouches lazily on $N. +$n slouches lazily on you. +Who do you want to slouch upon? +That's not possible, I'm afraid. # # # @@ -5549,89 +5549,89 @@ That's not possible, I'm afraid. # ~slump slump 0 5 5 0 -Feeling extremely tired, you slump to the floor. -$n slumps tiredly to the floor. -You slump tiredly onto $S shoulder. -$n slumps tiredly onto $N's shoulder. -$n slumps tiredly onto your shoulder. -You can't slump onto someone who exists only in your mind. -Be reasonable! +Feeling extremely tired, you slump to the floor. +$n slumps tiredly to the floor. +You slump tiredly onto $S shoulder. +$n slumps tiredly onto $N's shoulder. +$n slumps tiredly onto your shoulder. +You can't slump onto someone who exists only in your mind. +Be reasonable! # -You slump tiredly onto $S $t. -$n slumps tiredly onto $N's $t. -$n slumps tiredly onto your $t. +You slump tiredly onto $S $t. +$n slumps tiredly onto $N's $t. +$n slumps tiredly onto your $t. # # ~smile sm 0 5 0 0 -You smile happily. -$n smiles happily. -You smile at $M. -$n beams a smile at $N. -$n smiles at you. -There's no one by that name around. -You smile at yourself. -$n smiles at $mself. -You smile at $S $t. -$n smiles at $N's $t. -$n smiles at your $t. -You smile at $p. -$n smiles at $p. +You smile happily. +$n smiles happily. +You smile at $M. +$n beams a smile at $N. +$n smiles at you. +There's no one by that name around. +You smile at yourself. +$n smiles at $mself. +You smile at $S $t. +$n smiles at $N's $t. +$n smiles at your $t. +You smile at $p. +$n smiles at $p. ~smack smack 0 5 0 0 -Pick someone to smack! -$n swings wildly at the air, trying to swat a fly or something. -You smack $N. $N reels from the blow. -$n gives $N a good smack, sending $M reeling. -$n smacks you! Idiot! -Nyuk Nyuk.. you miss and smack yourself instead. -You smack yourself. -$n smacks $mself? -You give $N a good smack in the $t. -$n smacks $N, right in the $t. -$n gives you a good smacking in the $t! You Idiot! -You smack $p. -$n smacks $p. +Pick someone to smack! +$n swings wildly at the air, trying to swat a fly or something. +You smack $N. $N reels from the blow. +$n gives $N a good smack, sending $M reeling. +$n smacks you! Idiot! +Nyuk Nyuk.. you miss and smack yourself instead. +You smack yourself. +$n smacks $mself? +You give $N a good smack in the $t. +$n smacks $N, right in the $t. +$n gives you a good smacking in the $t! You Idiot! +You smack $p. +$n smacks $p. ~smash smash 0 5 0 0 -WHO DO YOU WANNA SMASH? -$n thinks $e smashing air. -You smash the $N into the ground! -$n smashes $N 0 feet into the ground! -$n SMASHES you into the ground about Ten Feet! -Ummmmmmmm "mental note: i must be retarded" -Ouch, you smashed your own skull, stupid, stupid. -stupid ass $n Smashed $mself into the ground, OUCH!!! -You totaly MUTILATE $N's $t. -$n MUTILATES $N's $t. -$n has...Lets say Dismantled your $t. -YOU SMASH THE HELL OUT OF $p. -$n mutters"work dammnit WORK" as $e SMASHES $p. +WHO DO YOU WANNA SMASH? +$n thinks $e smashing air. +You smash the $N into the ground! +$n smashes $N 0 feet into the ground! +$n SMASHES you into the ground about Ten Feet! +Ummmmmmmm "mental note: i must be retarded" +Ouch, you smashed your own skull, stupid, stupid. +stupid ass $n Smashed $mself into the ground, OUCH!!! +You totaly MUTILATE $N's $t. +$n MUTILATES $N's $t. +$n has...Lets say Dismantled your $t. +YOU SMASH THE HELL OUT OF $p. +$n mutters"work dammnit WORK" as $e SMASHES $p. ~smirks smir 0 5 0 0 -You smirk. -$n smirks. -You smirk at $M. -$n smirks at $N. -$n smirks at you. -Try it again when their here. -You smirk at yourself. -$n smirks at $mself, really strange... -You smirk at $S $t. -$n smirks at $N's $t. -$n smirks at your $t. -You smirk at $p. -$n smirks at $p. +You smirk. +$n smirks. +You smirk at $M. +$n smirks at $N. +$n smirks at you. +Try it again when their here. +You smirk at yourself. +$n smirks at $mself, really strange... +You smirk at $S $t. +$n smirks at $N's $t. +$n smirks at your $t. +You smirk at $p. +$n smirks at $p. ~smite smite 0 8 8 0 -Smiting the entire MUD is not allowed (bad for business). -$n is looking for someone to smite. -You smite $N with lighting. -$n calls down lightning on $N, leaving a pile of ashes that blows away in the wind. -$n calls down lightning on you, smiting you to death. -You try to smite them but they are not around. -You smite yourself into oblivion. -$n calls down lightning upon $mself. Smiting $mself out of existence. +Smiting the entire MUD is not allowed (bad for business). +$n is looking for someone to smite. +You smite $N with lighting. +$n calls down lightning on $N, leaving a pile of ashes that blows away in the wind. +$n calls down lightning on you, smiting you to death. +You try to smite them but they are not around. +You smite yourself into oblivion. +$n calls down lightning upon $mself. Smiting $mself out of existence. # # # @@ -5639,38 +5639,38 @@ $n calls down lightning upon $mself. Smiting $mself out of existence. # ~smoke smoke 0 5 0 0 -You pull out a cigarette and begin to smoke. -$n pulls out a cigarette and starts to smoke, driving another nail into $s coffin. -You light a cigarette and give it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. -$n lights a cigarette and gives it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. -$n lights a cigarette and gives it to you, driving another nail into your coffin. -You lit a smoke for them and they walk away? -You light yourself a cigarette and drive another nail in your coffin. -$n lights $mself a cigarette. -You try to offer $S $t a cigarette. -$n offers $N's $t a cigarette. -$n offers your $t a cigarette. -You offer $p a cigarette. -$n offers $p a cigarette. +You pull out a cigarette and begin to smoke. +$n pulls out a cigarette and starts to smoke, driving another nail into $s coffin. +You light a cigarette and give it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. +$n lights a cigarette and gives it to $N, driving another nail into $S coffin. +$n lights a cigarette and gives it to you, driving another nail into your coffin. +You lit a smoke for them and they walk away? +You light yourself a cigarette and drive another nail in your coffin. +$n lights $mself a cigarette. +You try to offer $S $t a cigarette. +$n offers $N's $t a cigarette. +$n offers your $t a cigarette. +You offer $p a cigarette. +$n offers $p a cigarette. ~smooch smooch 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to smooch? -$n is looking for someone to smooch. -You smooch $N all over the face. -$n smooches $N all over the face. -$n smooches you all over the face. -Now where did they go? -You want to smooch yourself?!? -$n smooches $mself, really strange... -You smooch $S $t. -$n smooches $N's $t. -$n smooches your $t. -You smooch $p. -$n smooches $p. +Who do you want to smooch? +$n is looking for someone to smooch. +You smooch $N all over the face. +$n smooches $N all over the face. +$n smooches you all over the face. +Now where did they go? +You want to smooch yourself?!? +$n smooches $mself, really strange... +You smooch $S $t. +$n smooches $N's $t. +$n smooches your $t. +You smooch $p. +$n smooches $p. ~smug smug 0 0 8 0 -You start to look smug. -$n starts to look smug. +You start to look smug. +$n starts to look smug. # # # @@ -5684,104 +5684,104 @@ $n starts to look smug. # ~snap snap 0 5 0 0 -PRONTO! You snap your fingers. -$n snaps $s fingers. -You snap your fingers at $M. -$n snaps $s fingers at $N. -$n snaps $s fingers at you. Hurry up! -You snap your fingers at no one in particular. -You snap you fingers. Aww shucks. -$n snaps $s fingers at $mself. -You snap your fingers at $S $t. -$n snaps $s fingers at $N's $t. -$n snaps $s fingers at your $t. -You snap your fingers at $p. -$n snaps $s fingers at $p. +PRONTO! You snap your fingers. +$n snaps $s fingers. +You snap your fingers at $M. +$n snaps $s fingers at $N. +$n snaps $s fingers at you. Hurry up! +You snap your fingers at no one in particular. +You snap you fingers. Aww shucks. +$n snaps $s fingers at $mself. +You snap your fingers at $S $t. +$n snaps $s fingers at $N's $t. +$n snaps $s fingers at your $t. +You snap your fingers at $p. +$n snaps $s fingers at $p. ~snarl snarl 0 5 0 0 -You snarl like a viscious animal. -$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal. -You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself! -$n snarls angrily at $N. $e seems incapable of controlling $mself. -$n snarls viciously at you. $s self-control seems to have gone bananas. -Eh? Who? Not here, my friend. -You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia. -$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened. -You snarl at $S $t. -$n snarls at $N's $t. -$n snarls at your $t. -You snarl at $p. -$n snarls at $p. +You snarl like a viscious animal. +$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal. +You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself! +$n snarls angrily at $N. $e seems incapable of controlling $mself. +$n snarls viciously at you. $s self-control seems to have gone bananas. +Eh? Who? Not here, my friend. +You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia. +$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened. +You snarl at $S $t. +$n snarls at $N's $t. +$n snarls at your $t. +You snarl at $p. +$n snarls at $p. ~sneer sneer 0 5 0 0 -You sneer at no one in particular. -$n sneers at everyone! -You sneer at $M. -$n sneers at $N! -$n sneers at you! -Did you wish to sneer at an actual person? -You try to sneer at yourself. -$n looks like a retard as $e tries to sneer at $mself. -You sneer at $S $t. -$n sneers at $N's $t. -$n sneers at your $t. -You sneer at $p. -$n sneers at $p. +You sneer at no one in particular. +$n sneers at everyone! +You sneer at $M. +$n sneers at $N! +$n sneers at you! +Did you wish to sneer at an actual person? +You try to sneer at yourself. +$n looks like a retard as $e tries to sneer at $mself. +You sneer at $S $t. +$n sneers at $N's $t. +$n sneers at your $t. +You sneer at $p. +$n sneers at $p. ~sneeze sneeze 0 5 0 0 -Gesundheit! -$n sneezes. -You sneeze on $M. -$n sneezes all over $N. -$n sneezes all over you. -Aww-chooo! -Something tickles your nose and you sneeze. -$n sneezes snot all over $mself. -You sneeze all over $S $t. -$n sneezes all over $N's $t. -$n sneezes all over your $t. -You sneeze all over $p. -$n sneezes all over $p. +Gesundheit! +$n sneezes. +You sneeze on $M. +$n sneezes all over $N. +$n sneezes all over you. +Aww-chooo! +Something tickles your nose and you sneeze. +$n sneezes snot all over $mself. +You sneeze all over $S $t. +$n sneezes all over $N's $t. +$n sneezes all over your $t. +You sneeze all over $p. +$n sneezes all over $p. ~snicker snicker 0 5 0 0 -You snicker softly. -$n snickers softly. -You snicker at $M. -$n snickers at $N. -$n snickers at you. -Hmm no one like that to be seen. -You snicker quietly to yourself. -$n snickers quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke. -You snicker at $S $t. -$n snickers at $N's $t. -$n snickers at your $t. -You snicker at $p. -$n snickers at $p. +You snicker softly. +$n snickers softly. +You snicker at $M. +$n snickers at $N. +$n snickers at you. +Hmm no one like that to be seen. +You snicker quietly to yourself. +$n snickers quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke. +You snicker at $S $t. +$n snickers at $N's $t. +$n snickers at your $t. +You snicker at $p. +$n snickers at $p. ~sniff sniff 0 5 0 0 -You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* -$n sniffs sadly. -You sniff $M. -$n sniffs $N. -$n sniffs under your arm. Hope you have bathed! -You sniff about - Hmmm nowhere to be found. -You sniff under your arm and nearly faint from the fumes. -$n sniffs under $s underarm and nearly faints. -You sniff $S $t. -$n sniffs $N's $t. -$n sniffs your $t. -You sniff $p. -$n sniffs $p. +You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* +$n sniffs sadly. +You sniff $M. +$n sniffs $N. +$n sniffs under your arm. Hope you have bathed! +You sniff about - Hmmm nowhere to be found. +You sniff under your arm and nearly faint from the fumes. +$n sniffs under $s underarm and nearly faints. +You sniff $S $t. +$n sniffs $N's $t. +$n sniffs your $t. +You sniff $p. +$n sniffs $p. ~snigger snigger 0 5 0 0 -You snigger like a school child. -$n sniggers like an immature child. -You snigger at $N. -$n sniggers at $N. -$n sniggers at you. -You can't find the person you wish to snigger at. -You snigger at yourself. -$n sniggers at $mself. +You snigger like a school child. +$n sniggers like an immature child. +You snigger at $N. +$n sniggers at $N. +$n sniggers at you. +You can't find the person you wish to snigger at. +You snigger at yourself. +$n sniggers at $mself. # # # @@ -5789,14 +5789,14 @@ $n sniggers at $mself. # ~snog snog 0 5 0 0 -You must snog someone! +You must snog someone! # -You give $N a fierce snogging! Thou art brave! -$n gives $N a fierce snogging! -$n moves foward and gives you a fierce snogging! -You can't find them here. -You attempt to snog yourself.. -$n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself! +You give $N a fierce snogging! Thou art brave! +$n gives $N a fierce snogging! +$n moves foward and gives you a fierce snogging! +You can't find them here. +You attempt to snog yourself.. +$n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself! # # # @@ -5804,10 +5804,10 @@ $n disregards physical impossibility and tries to snog $mself! # ~snoopy snoopy 0 5 0 0 -You do a snoopy dance -$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. +You do a snoopy dance +$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. # -$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. +$n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. # # # @@ -5819,87 +5819,87 @@ $n hops up onto Linus' piano and does a Snoopy dance. # ~snore snore 0 4 0 0 -Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. -$n snores loudly. -You accuse $M of snoring. -$n accuses $N of snoring. -$n accuses you of snoring like a pig. -You hear snoring? -You snore loud enough to wake yourself. -$n snores so loud that $e wakes $mself. -You snore boringly at $S $t. -$n snores boringly at $N's $t. -$n snores boringly at your $t. -You snore boringly at $p. -$n snores boringly at $p. +Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. +$n snores loudly. +You accuse $M of snoring. +$n accuses $N of snoring. +$n accuses you of snoring like a pig. +You hear snoring? +You snore loud enough to wake yourself. +$n snores so loud that $e wakes $mself. +You snore boringly at $S $t. +$n snores boringly at $N's $t. +$n snores boringly at your $t. +You snore boringly at $p. +$n snores boringly at $p. ~snort snort 0 5 0 0 -You snort in discontent. -$n snorts in discontent. -You snort in discontent at $M. -$n snorts in discontent at $N. -$n snorts in discontent at you. -Snort away, they are not here to hear your discontent. -You snort in discontent at yourself. -$n snorts in discontent at $mself. -You snort in discontent at $S $t. -$n snorts in discontent at $N's $t. -$n snorts in discontent at your $t. -You snort in discontent at $p. -$n snorts in discontent at $p. +You snort in discontent. +$n snorts in discontent. +You snort in discontent at $M. +$n snorts in discontent at $N. +$n snorts in discontent at you. +Snort away, they are not here to hear your discontent. +You snort in discontent at yourself. +$n snorts in discontent at $mself. +You snort in discontent at $S $t. +$n snorts in discontent at $N's $t. +$n snorts in discontent at your $t. +You snort in discontent at $p. +$n snorts in discontent at $p. ~snowball snowball 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to throw a snowball at?? -$n has a snowball $e needs to get rid of. -You throw a snowball in $N's face. -$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N. -$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you. -You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here. -You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself. -$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself. -You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $S $t. -$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $N's $t. -$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at your $t. -You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $p. -$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $p. +Who do you want to throw a snowball at?? +$n has a snowball $e needs to get rid of. +You throw a snowball in $N's face. +$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N. +$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you. +You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here. +You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself. +$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself. +You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $S $t. +$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $N's $t. +$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at your $t. +You conjure a snowball out of thin air and throw it at $p. +$n conjures a snowball out of thin air and throws it at $p. ~snuggle snuggle 0 5 0 0 -You wish to do some laundry? -$n wants to snuggle. -you snuggle $M. -$n snuggles up to $N. -$n snuggles up to you. -They aren't here. -You snuggle with yourself. -$n tries to snuggle $mself? -You snuggle up to $N's $t. -$n snuggles up to $N's $t. -$n snuggles up to your $t. -You snuggle up to $p. -$n snuggles up to $p. +You wish to do some laundry? +$n wants to snuggle. +you snuggle $M. +$n snuggles up to $N. +$n snuggles up to you. +They aren't here. +You snuggle with yourself. +$n tries to snuggle $mself? +You snuggle up to $N's $t. +$n snuggles up to $N's $t. +$n snuggles up to your $t. +You snuggle up to $p. +$n snuggles up to $p. ~sob sob 0 5 0 0 -Who's shoulder do you want to cry on? -$n looks around for a shoulder to cry on. -You bawl your eyes out on $N's shoulder. -$n leans on $N's shoulder and bawls $s eyes out. -$n leans on your shoulder and bawls $s eyes out, soaking you. -Aww....all alone again huh? -You break down bawling, tears flying everywhere. -$n breaks down bawling, tears flying everywhere. -You sob on $S $t. -$n sobs on $N's $t. -$n sobs on your $t. -You sob on $p. -$n sobs on $p. +Who's shoulder do you want to cry on? +$n looks around for a shoulder to cry on. +You bawl your eyes out on $N's shoulder. +$n leans on $N's shoulder and bawls $s eyes out. +$n leans on your shoulder and bawls $s eyes out, soaking you. +Aww....all alone again huh? +You break down bawling, tears flying everywhere. +$n breaks down bawling, tears flying everywhere. +You sob on $S $t. +$n sobs on $N's $t. +$n sobs on your $t. +You sob on $p. +$n sobs on $p. ~sorry sorry 0 5 0 0 -You snivel out a, 'Sorry.' -$n snivels out a, 'Sorry.' -You snivel out a, 'Sorry,' to $N. -$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to $N. -$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to you. -You don't see them here. +You snivel out a, 'Sorry.' +$n snivels out a, 'Sorry.' +You snivel out a, 'Sorry,' to $N. +$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to $N. +$n snivels out, 'Sorry,' to you. +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -5909,29 +5909,29 @@ You don't see them here. # ~spank spank 0 5 0 0 -You spank WHO? Eh? How? Naaah, you'd never. -$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand. -You spank $M vigorously, long and hard. Your hand hurts. -$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch. -$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child. -Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here! -You spank yourself, such a naughty person. -$n spanks $mself, $e seems to enjoy it a little too much. -You spank $M $t. -$n spanks $N's $t. -$n spanks your $t. -You spank $p. -$n spanks $p. +You spank WHO? Eh? How? Naaah, you'd never. +$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand. +You spank $M vigorously, long and hard. Your hand hurts. +$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch. +$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child. +Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here! +You spank yourself, such a naughty person. +$n spanks $mself, $e seems to enjoy it a little too much. +You spank $M $t. +$n spanks $N's $t. +$n spanks your $t. +You spank $p. +$n spanks $p. ~spew spew 0 5 0 0 -SPEW!!!!! -EWW!!! $n spews all over. -EWW!!! You spew all over $M. -YECK!!! $n spews all over $N. -YECK!!! $n spews all over you! -Again? -You spew all over yourself. -$n spews all over $s own clothes. +SPEW!!!!! +EWW!!! $n spews all over. +EWW!!! You spew all over $M. +YECK!!! $n spews all over $N. +YECK!!! $n spews all over you! +Again? +You spew all over yourself. +$n spews all over $s own clothes. # # # @@ -5954,59 +5954,59 @@ $n twirls you around and into $s warm embrace. # ~spit spit 0 5 0 0 -You spit on the ground. -$n spits on the ground. -You spit on $M. -$n spits at $N. -$n spits at you. -Can you spit that far? -You drool down your front. -$n drools down $s front. -You spit on $S $t. -$n spits on $N's $t. -$n spits on your $t. -You spit on $p. -$n spits on $p. +You spit on the ground. +$n spits on the ground. +You spit on $M. +$n spits at $N. +$n spits at you. +Can you spit that far? +You drool down your front. +$n drools down $s front. +You spit on $S $t. +$n spits on $N's $t. +$n spits on your $t. +You spit on $p. +$n spits on $p. ~splash splash 0 5 0 0 -You splash your face with water. -$n splashes $s face water. -You splash water on $N soaking $M.... how rude. -$n splashes water on $N soaking $M.... run you might be next. -$n splashes you with water... you are soaked... REVENGE! -Whom do you want to splash water on again? -You splash water all over yourself..... FOOL you are drenched..... -$n splashes water all over $mself... the FOOL is drenched... -You playfully splash $N's $t with water. -$n playfully splashes $N's $t with water. -$n playfully splashes water at your $t...... going to take that? -You splash $p with water, trying to clean off those nasty bloodstains. -$n splashes $p with water, and starts to wash away an imaginary bloodstain. +You splash your face with water. +$n splashes $s face water. +You splash water on $N soaking $M.... how rude. +$n splashes water on $N soaking $M.... run you might be next. +$n splashes you with water... you are soaked... REVENGE! +Whom do you want to splash water on again? +You splash water all over yourself..... FOOL you are drenched..... +$n splashes water all over $mself... the FOOL is drenched... +You playfully splash $N's $t with water. +$n playfully splashes $N's $t with water. +$n playfully splashes water at your $t...... going to take that? +You splash $p with water, trying to clean off those nasty bloodstains. +$n splashes $p with water, and starts to wash away an imaginary bloodstain. ~spongebath spongebath 0 6 0 0 -You demand a sponge bath. -$n demands a sponge bath. -You look at $N and demand your sponge bath. -$n looks at $N and demands $s sponge bath. -$n looks at you and demands you give $m a sponge bath. -They left before you could give them a sponge bath. -You give yourself a sponge bath. -$n gives $mself a sponge bath... -You look at $N's $t and demand a sponge bath. -$n looks at $N's $t and demands a sponge bath. -$n looks at your $t and demands you give $m a sponge bath. -You look at $p and demand a sponge bath. -$n looks at $p and demands a sponge bath. +You demand a sponge bath. +$n demands a sponge bath. +You look at $N and demand your sponge bath. +$n looks at $N and demands $s sponge bath. +$n looks at you and demands you give $m a sponge bath. +They left before you could give them a sponge bath. +You give yourself a sponge bath. +$n gives $mself a sponge bath... +You look at $N's $t and demand a sponge bath. +$n looks at $N's $t and demands a sponge bath. +$n looks at your $t and demands you give $m a sponge bath. +You look at $p and demand a sponge bath. +$n looks at $p and demands a sponge bath. ~spork spork 0 8 8 0 -You whip out your spork and prepare for the worst. -$n pulls out a spork. +You whip out your spork and prepare for the worst. +$n pulls out a spork. You spork $N ruthlessly. -$n sporks $N ruthlessly. -You are sporked by $n. It hurts! -They did not wait for you to spork them. -You spork yourself until it hurts -$n sporks $mself, it looks painful. +$n sporks $N ruthlessly. +You are sporked by $n. It hurts! +They did not wait for you to spork them. +You spork yourself until it hurts +$n sporks $mself, it looks painful. # # # @@ -6014,26 +6014,26 @@ $n sporks $mself, it looks painful. # ~squeak squeak 0 5 0 0 -You let out a pitiful squeak. -$n lets out a pitiful squeak. -You look at $M and squeak in fear. -$n looks at $N and squeaks in fear. -$n looks at you and squeaks in fear. -Your squeak goes unanswered. -You squeak quietly to yourself. -$n squeaks quietly to $mself. -You nudge at $N's $t and squeak adorably. -$n nudges at $N's $t and squeaks adorably. -$n nudges at your $t and squeaks adorably. +You let out a pitiful squeak. +$n lets out a pitiful squeak. +You look at $M and squeak in fear. +$n looks at $N and squeaks in fear. +$n looks at you and squeaks in fear. +Your squeak goes unanswered. +You squeak quietly to yourself. +$n squeaks quietly to $mself. +You nudge at $N's $t and squeak adorably. +$n nudges at $N's $t and squeaks adorably. +$n nudges at your $t and squeaks adorably. # # ~squeal squeal 0 8 8 0 -You squeal with delight! -$n squeals with delight! -You look at $N and squeal with delight! -$n squeals with delight at $N's actions. -$n looks at you and squeals with delight! +You squeal with delight! +$n squeals with delight! +You look at $N and squeal with delight! +$n squeals with delight at $N's actions. +$n looks at you and squeals with delight! # # # @@ -6044,64 +6044,64 @@ $n looks at you and squeals with delight! # ~squeeze squeeze 0 5 0 0 -Where, what, how, WHO??? -$n is looking for someone to squeeze. -You squeeze $M fondly. -$n squeezes $N fondly. -$n squeezes you fondly. -Where, what, how, WHO??? -You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little! -$n squeezes $mself. -You fondly squeeze $N's $t. -$n fondly squeezes $N's $t. -$n fondly squeezes your $t. -You squeeze $p. -$n squeezes $p. +Where, what, how, WHO??? +$n is looking for someone to squeeze. +You squeeze $M fondly. +$n squeezes $N fondly. +$n squeezes you fondly. +Where, what, how, WHO??? +You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little! +$n squeezes $mself. +You fondly squeeze $N's $t. +$n fondly squeezes $N's $t. +$n fondly squeezes your $t. +You squeeze $p. +$n squeezes $p. ~stare stare 0 5 0 0 -You stare at the sky. -$n stares at the sky. -You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.. -$n stares dreamily at $N. -$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. -You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere... -You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now. -$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST! -You stare at $S $t. -$n stares at $N's $t. -$n stares at your $t. -You stare at $p. -$n stares at $p. +You stare at the sky. +$n stares at the sky. +You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.. +$n stares dreamily at $N. +$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. +You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere... +You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now. +$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST! +You stare at $S $t. +$n stares at $N's $t. +$n stares at your $t. +You stare at $p. +$n stares at $p. ~steam steam 0 5 0 0 -You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!) -$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief. -You fume and rage at $M. -$n starts ranting at $N, $s face purple with rage. -$n starts yelling at you, $e should calm down. -Sure sure, but who might that be? -You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. -$n seems furious about something or other. -You fume and rage at $S $t. -$n fumes and rages at $N's $t. -$n fumes and rages at your $t. -You fume and rage at $p. -$n fumes and rages at $p. +You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!) +$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief. +You fume and rage at $M. +$n starts ranting at $N, $s face purple with rage. +$n starts yelling at you, $e should calm down. +Sure sure, but who might that be? +You scold yourself, there thats better, you told yourself. +$n seems furious about something or other. +You fume and rage at $S $t. +$n fumes and rages at $N's $t. +$n fumes and rages at your $t. +You fume and rage at $p. +$n fumes and rages at $p. ~stomp stomp 0 5 0 0 -You stomp around like a little child. -$n stomps around in an irate manner. -You stomp on $N's toes! CRUNCH! -$n stomps on $N's toes! CRUNCH! -$n stomps on your toes! CRUNCH! -You go to stomp on them then stop short, realizing they're not here. -You stomp on your toes, way to go klutz! -$n stomps on $s own toes, dont they look stupid? -You stomp on $S $t. -$n stomps on $N's $t. -$n stomps on your $t. -You stomp on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. -$n stomps on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. +You stomp around like a little child. +$n stomps around in an irate manner. +You stomp on $N's toes! CRUNCH! +$n stomps on $N's toes! CRUNCH! +$n stomps on your toes! CRUNCH! +You go to stomp on them then stop short, realizing they're not here. +You stomp on your toes, way to go klutz! +$n stomps on $s own toes, dont they look stupid? +You stomp on $S $t. +$n stomps on $N's $t. +$n stomps on your $t. +You stomp on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. +$n stomps on $p, breaking it into a million pieces. ~stone stone 0 8 8 0 You call for a stoning! Theres a SINNER about! @@ -6119,134 +6119,134 @@ You start hurling stones at $p, it must be evil! $n starts hurling stones at $p, it must be evil! ~strangle strangle 0 5 0 0 -You look around for a victim... -$n looks around for a victim to strangle. -You throw yourself against $N's throat, trying to squeze the life out. -$n throws $mself after $N's throat. -$n throws $mself after your throat, you try to defend yourself. -AARGH! They must have left... #&%£@! -You put your hands around your throat and stop breathing. -$n tries to strangle $mself, making a very strange noise and getting blue in the face. -You strangle $M $t. -$n strangles $N's $t. -$n strangles your $t. -You strangle $p. -$n strangles $p. +You look around for a victim... +$n looks around for a victim to strangle. +You throw yourself against $N's throat, trying to squeze the life out. +$n throws $mself after $N's throat. +$n throws $mself after your throat, you try to defend yourself. +AARGH! They must have left... #&%£@! +You put your hands around your throat and stop breathing. +$n tries to strangle $mself, making a very strange noise and getting blue in the face. +You strangle $M $t. +$n strangles $N's $t. +$n strangles your $t. +You strangle $p. +$n strangles $p. ~stretch stretch 0 5 0 0 -You stretch your tired muscles. That feels so good. -$n stretches $s aching muscles. +You stretch your tired muscles. That feels so good. +$n stretches $s aching muscles. You stretch $N. -$n stretches $N. -$n stretches you. -I hope you know this person! -You stretch yourself. -$n stretches $mself, $e must be getting ready for some exercise. -You stretch $S $t. -$n stretches $N's $t. -$n stretches your $t, it feels nice. -You stretch $p. -$n stretches $p. +$n stretches $N. +$n stretches you. +I hope you know this person! +You stretch yourself. +$n stretches $mself, $e must be getting ready for some exercise. +You stretch $S $t. +$n stretches $N's $t. +$n stretches your $t, it feels nice. +You stretch $p. +$n stretches $p. ~stroke stroke 0 5 0 0 -Who would you like to stroke? -$n is looking for something to stroke?!? -You gently stroke $S inner thigh. -$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hrmm... -$n gently strokes your inner thigh... -That person is not within reach. -You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing. -$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops. -You gently stroke $S $t. -$n gently strokes $N's $t... hrmm... -$n gently strokes your $t... -You gently stroke $p... -$n gently strokes $p... +Who would you like to stroke? +$n is looking for something to stroke?!? +You gently stroke $S inner thigh. +$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hrmm... +$n gently strokes your inner thigh... +That person is not within reach. +You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing. +$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops. +You gently stroke $S $t. +$n gently strokes $N's $t... hrmm... +$n gently strokes your $t... +You gently stroke $p... +$n gently strokes $p... ~strut strut 0 5 0 0 -Strut your stuff. -$n struts proudly. -You strut proudly in front of $N. -$n struts proudly in front of $N. -$n struts proudly in front of $N. -They left before you could strut proudly in front of them. -You strut proudly, admiring yourself. -$n struts proudly, admiring $mself. -You strut proudly in front of $S $t. -$n struts proudly in front of $N's $t. -$n struts proudly in front of your $t. -You strut proudly in front of $p. -$n struts proudly in front of $p. +Strut your stuff. +$n struts proudly. +You strut proudly in front of $N. +$n struts proudly in front of $N. +$n struts proudly in front of $N. +They left before you could strut proudly in front of them. +You strut proudly, admiring yourself. +$n struts proudly, admiring $mself. +You strut proudly in front of $S $t. +$n struts proudly in front of $N's $t. +$n struts proudly in front of your $t. +You strut proudly in front of $p. +$n struts proudly in front of $p. ~suckit-up suckit-up 0 8 8 0 -You drive on. -$n looks for someone to give a can of suckit-up. -You give $N a can of suckit-up. -$n gives $N a can of suckit-up. -$n gives you a can of suckit-up. -Who do you want to tell to suckit-up? -You tell yourself to suckit-up. -$n gets $mself a can of suckit-up. -You give $S $t a can of suckit-up. +You drive on. +$n looks for someone to give a can of suckit-up. +You give $N a can of suckit-up. +$n gives $N a can of suckit-up. +$n gives you a can of suckit-up. +Who do you want to tell to suckit-up? +You tell yourself to suckit-up. +$n gets $mself a can of suckit-up. +You give $S $t a can of suckit-up. $n gives $N's $t a can of suckit-up. -$n gives your $t a can of suckit-up. -You give $p a can of suckit-up. -$n gives $p a can of suckit-up. +$n gives your $t a can of suckit-up. +You give $p a can of suckit-up. +$n gives $p a can of suckit-up. ~sue sue 0 8 8 0 -You sue everyone for all they're worth!!! -$n sues everyone for all they're worth!!! -You sue $N for all $E's worth!!! -$n sues $N for all $E's worth!!! -$n sues you for all you're worth!!! -You sue them for... not being there? -You sue yourself for all you're worth!!! -$n sues $mself for all $e's worth!!! -You sue $N for the state of $S $t. -$n sues $N for the state of $S $t. -$n sues you for the state of your $t. -You take one look at $p and decides to sue!!! -$n takes one look at $p and decides to sue!!! +You sue everyone for all they're worth!!! +$n sues everyone for all they're worth!!! +You sue $N for all $E's worth!!! +$n sues $N for all $E's worth!!! +$n sues you for all you're worth!!! +You sue them for... not being there? +You sue yourself for all you're worth!!! +$n sues $mself for all $e's worth!!! +You sue $N for the state of $S $t. +$n sues $N for the state of $S $t. +$n sues you for the state of your $t. +You take one look at $p and decides to sue!!! +$n takes one look at $p and decides to sue!!! ~sulk sulk 0 5 0 0 -You sulk. -$n sulks in a corner. $e looks so pitiful, you can't help but feel a bit sorry for $m. -You look at $M and sulk. -$n looks at $N and goes and sulks in a corner. -$N looks at you and goes and sulks in a corner. -No worries, they're not here. -You look at your pitiful equipment and sulk. -$n looks at $s pitiful equipment and sulks in a corner. -You look at $S $t and sulk. -$n looks at $N's $t and goes and sulks in a corner. -$n looks at your $t and goes and sulks in a corner. Guess $e's jealous... -You look at $p, and then go sulk in a corner. -$n looks at $p, and then goes and sulks in a corner. +You sulk. +$n sulks in a corner. $e looks so pitiful, you can't help but feel a bit sorry for $m. +You look at $M and sulk. +$n looks at $N and goes and sulks in a corner. +$N looks at you and goes and sulks in a corner. +No worries, they're not here. +You look at your pitiful equipment and sulk. +$n looks at $s pitiful equipment and sulks in a corner. +You look at $S $t and sulk. +$n looks at $N's $t and goes and sulks in a corner. +$n looks at your $t and goes and sulks in a corner. Guess $e's jealous... +You look at $p, and then go sulk in a corner. +$n looks at $p, and then goes and sulks in a corner. ~sundance sundance 0 5 0 0 -BONGA BONGA!! You don't believe in weather forecasts? -$n dances around trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -You dance wildly around $M trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -$n dances wildly around $N trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -$n dances wildly around you trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. -A totem pole is good for one thing, you understand that now. They don't move! -You BONGAWONGA around yourself, quicker, quicker and quicker! -$n attempts to dance the sundance around $mself. -You perform a sundance around $S $t. -$n performs a sundance around $N's $t. -$n performs a sundance around your $t. -You perform a sundance around $p. -$n performs a sundance around $p. +BONGA BONGA!! You don't believe in weather forecasts? +$n dances around trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +You dance wildly around $M trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +$n dances wildly around $N trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +$n dances wildly around you trying to summon the sun out of the clouds. +A totem pole is good for one thing, you understand that now. They don't move! +You BONGAWONGA around yourself, quicker, quicker and quicker! +$n attempts to dance the sundance around $mself. +You perform a sundance around $S $t. +$n performs a sundance around $N's $t. +$n performs a sundance around your $t. +You perform a sundance around $p. +$n performs a sundance around $p. ~sunset sunset 0 8 8 0 -You ride off into the sunset. -$n rides off into the sunset. +You ride off into the sunset. +$n rides off into the sunset. # # # -Sorry, pardner, but $E ain't here. -You ride off into the sunset, all alone. -$n rides off, a lonely silhouette against the sunset. +Sorry, pardner, but $E ain't here. +You ride off into the sunset, all alone. +$n rides off, a lonely silhouette against the sunset. # # # @@ -6254,12 +6254,12 @@ $n rides off, a lonely silhouette against the sunset. # ~sunshade sunshade 0 8 8 0 -You take out some black sunshades and slip them on. -$n takes out some dark sunshades and slips them on. +You take out some black sunshades and slip them on. +$n takes out some dark sunshades and slips them on. # # # -They're not here to admire your cool shades. +They're not here to admire your cool shades. # # # @@ -6269,14 +6269,14 @@ They're not here to admire your cool shades. # ~swat swat 0 8 8 0 -You really should try to swat someone. -$n runs around with a fly swatter looking for a bug to squash. -You swat $N like the bug that they are. -$n swats $N like the bug that $E is. -$n starts running after you with a fly swatter and a crazed look on $s face. -They buzzed away too quickly. -You turn the fly swatter on yourself and commence the swatting. -$n starts smacking $mself with $s fly swatter. +You really should try to swat someone. +$n runs around with a fly swatter looking for a bug to squash. +You swat $N like the bug that they are. +$n swats $N like the bug that $E is. +$n starts running after you with a fly swatter and a crazed look on $s face. +They buzzed away too quickly. +You turn the fly swatter on yourself and commence the swatting. +$n starts smacking $mself with $s fly swatter. # # # @@ -6284,8 +6284,8 @@ $n starts smacking $mself with $s fly swatter. # ~sways sways 0 5 8 0 -You sway with the rhythm. -$n sways with the rhythm. +You sway with the rhythm. +$n sways with the rhythm. # # # @@ -6299,44 +6299,44 @@ $n sways with the rhythm. # ~swear swear 0 5 0 0 -You swear loudly for a long time. -$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! -You swear $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. -$n swears at $N's profanely. -$n swears at you profanely, what a jerk! -Your swearing echo's emptily. -You swear at yourself profanely. -$n swears under $s breath. -You swear at $S $t. -$n swears at $N's $t. -$n swears at your $t. -You swear at $p. -$n swears at $p. +You swear loudly for a long time. +$n swears: @*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!! +You swear $M and all $S ancestors and descendents. +$n swears at $N's profanely. +$n swears at you profanely, what a jerk! +Your swearing echo's emptily. +You swear at yourself profanely. +$n swears under $s breath. +You swear at $S $t. +$n swears at $N's $t. +$n swears at your $t. +You swear at $p. +$n swears at $p. ~sweat sweat 0 5 0 0 -Cool down? -$n sweats a river! +Cool down? +$n sweats a river! You look at $S and break out into a sweat. -$n looks at $N and breaks out in a sweat. -$n looks at you and starts sweating. -You break out in a sweat. -You sweat like a pig and begin to smell like one. -$n is sweating freely and is beginning to smell funny. -You sweat on $S $t. -$n sweats on $N's $t. -$n sweats on your $t. -You sweat on $p. -$n sweats on $p. +$n looks at $N and breaks out in a sweat. +$n looks at you and starts sweating. +You break out in a sweat. +You sweat like a pig and begin to smell like one. +$n is sweating freely and is beginning to smell funny. +You sweat on $S $t. +$n sweats on $N's $t. +$n sweats on your $t. +You sweat on $p. +$n sweats on $p. ~sweetsmile sweetsmile 0 8 8 0 -You smile sweetly. -$n smiles sweetly. -You smile sweetly at $M. -$n smiles sweetly at $N. -$n smiles sweetly at you. Hmm... -You smile sweetly at...someone who isn't here anymore... -You smile sweetly at...yourself. -$n smiles sweetly at...$mself? +You smile sweetly. +$n smiles sweetly. +You smile sweetly at $M. +$n smiles sweetly at $N. +$n smiles sweetly at you. Hmm... +You smile sweetly at...someone who isn't here anymore... +You smile sweetly at...yourself. +$n smiles sweetly at...$mself? # # # @@ -6344,29 +6344,29 @@ $n smiles sweetly at...$mself? # ~swoon swoon 0 8 8 0 -You swoon! -$n swoons! -You swoon into $S arms. -$n swoons into $N's arms. -$n swoons into your arms. -That person isn't here to catch you. -You can't catch yourself when you swoon! +You swoon! +$n swoons! +You swoon into $S arms. +$n swoons into $N's arms. +$n swoons into your arms. +That person isn't here to catch you. +You can't catch yourself when you swoon! # # # # -You swoon onto $p. -$n swoons onto $p. +You swoon onto $p. +$n swoons onto $p. ~sword sword 0 8 0 0 -You unsheath your blade and threaten to lop someone's head off. -$n draws forth $s sword and threatens to lop someone's head off. -You unsheath your sword and point it directly at the neck of $N. +You unsheath your blade and threaten to lop someone's head off. +$n draws forth $s sword and threatens to lop someone's head off. +You unsheath your sword and point it directly at the neck of $N. $n unsheathes $s sword and points it directly at the neck of $N. -$n draws $s sword and points it directly at your neck! -Who shall you threaten with your sword? -You draw your sword and threaten to lop off your own head... -$n draws $s sword from its scabbard and begins to threaten $mself. +$n draws $s sword and points it directly at your neck! +Who shall you threaten with your sword? +You draw your sword and threaten to lop off your own head... +$n draws $s sword from its scabbard and begins to threaten $mself. # # # @@ -6374,23 +6374,23 @@ $n draws $s sword from its scabbard and begins to threaten $mself. # ~tackle tackle 0 5 0 0 -You tackle the air. It stands not a chance. -$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air. -You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground. -$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground. -$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground! -That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...) -Tackle yourself? Yeah, right.... -$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right. -You tackle $S $t. -$n tackles $N's $t. -$n tackles your $t. -You tackle $p. -$n tackles $p. +You tackle the air. It stands not a chance. +$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air. +You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground. +$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground. +$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground! +That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...) +Tackle yourself? Yeah, right.... +$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right. +You tackle $S $t. +$n tackles $N's $t. +$n tackles your $t. +You tackle $p. +$n tackles $p. ~tada tada 0 5 0 0 -You give out a big 'TADA!' and jazz your hands! -$n gives a big 'TADA!' as $e jazzes $s hands! +You give out a big 'TADA!' and jazz your hands! +$n gives a big 'TADA!' as $e jazzes $s hands! # # # @@ -6404,179 +6404,179 @@ $n gives a big 'TADA!' as $e jazzes $s hands! # ~tag tag 0 5 0 0 -You should really be tagging someone specific. -$n seems to want to play tag! -You tag $M and scream "YOU'RE IT!" -$n tags $N and screams, "YOU'RE IT!" -$n tags you! YOURE IT!!!! -Swing.. miss.. dang, they must have run off. -You tag yourself and say, "I'M IT!" -$n tags $mself and says, "I'M IT!" -You tag $S $t. -$n tags $N's $t. -$n tags your $t. -You tag $p. -$n tags $p. +You should really be tagging someone specific. +$n seems to want to play tag! +You tag $M and scream "YOU'RE IT!" +$n tags $N and screams, "YOU'RE IT!" +$n tags you! YOURE IT!!!! +Swing.. miss.. dang, they must have run off. +You tag yourself and say, "I'M IT!" +$n tags $mself and says, "I'M IT!" +You tag $S $t. +$n tags $N's $t. +$n tags your $t. +You tag $p. +$n tags $p. ~tango tango 0 5 0 0 -With whom would you like to tango? -$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes it out since no one joins $m. -You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively. -$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively. -$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively. -That person isn't around. Better sit this one out. -Feels rather stupid, doesn't it? -$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself. -You tango with $S $t. -$n tangos with $N's $t. -$n tangos with your $t. -You tango with $p. -$n tangos with $p. +With whom would you like to tango? +$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes it out since no one joins $m. +You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively. +$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively. +$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively. +That person isn't around. Better sit this one out. +Feels rather stupid, doesn't it? +$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself. +You tango with $S $t. +$n tangos with $N's $t. +$n tangos with your $t. +You tango with $p. +$n tangos with $p. ~tantrum tantrum 0 8 8 0 -You flop to the floor having a tantrum. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum. -You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $N. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $N. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at you. -Pity they aren't here to witness your performance. -You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in frustration at yourself. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $mself. +You flop to the floor having a tantrum. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum. +You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $N. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $N. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at you. +Pity they aren't here to witness your performance. +You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in frustration at yourself. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $mself. # # # -You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $p. -$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $p. +You flop to the floor, flailing your arms in tantrum at $p. +$n flops to the floor, flailing $s arms in tantrum at $p. ~tap tap 0 5 0 0 -You tap your foot impatiently. -$n starts tapping $s foot. -You tap $M on the shoulder. -$n taps $N on the shoulder. -$n taps you on the shoulder. -You move to tap them -- but they are gone. -You knowingly tap yourself on the side of your head. -$n knowingly taps $mself on the side of $s head. -You tap $S $t. -$n taps $N's $t. -$n taps your $t. -You tap $p. -$n taps $p. +You tap your foot impatiently. +$n starts tapping $s foot. +You tap $M on the shoulder. +$n taps $N on the shoulder. +$n taps you on the shoulder. +You move to tap them -- but they are gone. +You knowingly tap yourself on the side of your head. +$n knowingly taps $mself on the side of $s head. +You tap $S $t. +$n taps $N's $t. +$n taps your $t. +You tap $p. +$n taps $p. ~tapdance tapdance 0 8 8 0 -You do a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. -$n does a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. -You do a little tapdance for $N's amusement. -$n does a little tapdance for $N's amusement. -$n does a little tapdance for your amusement. -You do a fantastic dance, but that person is not here to see it. -You tapdance happily for yourself. -$n tapdances happily for $mself. -You do a tapdance on $N's $t. -$n does a tapdance on $N's $t. -$n does a tapdance on your $t. -You do a tapdance around $p. -$n does a tapdance around $p. +You do a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. +$n does a little tapdance for everyone's amusement. +You do a little tapdance for $N's amusement. +$n does a little tapdance for $N's amusement. +$n does a little tapdance for your amusement. +You do a fantastic dance, but that person is not here to see it. +You tapdance happily for yourself. +$n tapdances happily for $mself. +You do a tapdance on $N's $t. +$n does a tapdance on $N's $t. +$n does a tapdance on your $t. +You do a tapdance around $p. +$n does a tapdance around $p. ~target target 0 5 0 0 -You look for a target to attack. -$n looks for a target to attack. -You target $N, making sure not to mess up and miss. -$n targets $N, preparing to attack! -$n targets you for attack. Better hope $e misses! -You can't target someone that isn't here you nimrod! -You point your weapon at yourself, attempting to commit suicide. -$n points $s weapon at $mself, preparing to commit suicide! -You target $S $t. -$n targets $N's $t! -$n targets your $t, watch out!!! -You target $p. -$n targets $p. +You look for a target to attack. +$n looks for a target to attack. +You target $N, making sure not to mess up and miss. +$n targets $N, preparing to attack! +$n targets you for attack. Better hope $e misses! +You can't target someone that isn't here you nimrod! +You point your weapon at yourself, attempting to commit suicide. +$n points $s weapon at $mself, preparing to commit suicide! +You target $S $t. +$n targets $N's $t! +$n targets your $t, watch out!!! +You target $p. +$n targets $p. ~taunt taunt 0 5 0 0 -You taunt the nothing in front of you. -$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m. -You taunt $M, to your own delight. -$n taunts $N rather insultingly. $n seems to enjoy it tremendously. -$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings. -Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. -You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:( -$n taunts $mself to tears. -You taunt $S $t. -$n taunts $N's $t. -$n taunts your $t. -You taunt $p. -$n taunts $p. +You taunt the nothing in front of you. +$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m. +You taunt $M, to your own delight. +$n taunts $N rather insultingly. $n seems to enjoy it tremendously. +$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings. +Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. +You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:( +$n taunts $mself to tears. +You taunt $S $t. +$n taunts $N's $t. +$n taunts your $t. +You taunt $p. +$n taunts $p. ~tease tease 0 5 0 0 -Please don't play these games with me, you tease! -$n is such a tease. -You tease $M. -$n teases $N. Tee Hee Hee Hee... -$n teases you gently. -Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. -You tease yourself, this is fun! -$n teases $mself. What a peculiar person. -You tease $S $t. -$n teases $N's $t. -$n teases your $t. -You tease $p. -$n teases $p. +Please don't play these games with me, you tease! +$n is such a tease. +You tease $M. +$n teases $N. Tee Hee Hee Hee... +$n teases you gently. +Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here. +You tease yourself, this is fun! +$n teases $mself. What a peculiar person. +You tease $S $t. +$n teases $N's $t. +$n teases your $t. +You tease $p. +$n teases $p. ~thanks thank 0 5 0 0 -Thank you too. -$n thanks everyone. -You thank $N heartily. -$n thanks $N heartily. -$n thanks you heartily. -No one answers to that name here. -You thank yourself since nobody else wants to! -$n thanks $mself since you won't. -You thank $S $t. -$n thanks $N's $t. -$n thanks your $t. -You thank $p. -$n thanks $p. +Thank you too. +$n thanks everyone. +You thank $N heartily. +$n thanks $N heartily. +$n thanks you heartily. +No one answers to that name here. +You thank yourself since nobody else wants to! +$n thanks $mself since you won't. +You thank $S $t. +$n thanks $N's $t. +$n thanks your $t. +You thank $p. +$n thanks $p. ~think think 0 5 0 0 -You think about life, the universe and everything. -$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life. -You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life. -$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought. -Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about. -You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact! -You think about yourself (for once). -$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?) -You think about $S $t. -$n thinks about $N's $t. -$n thinks about your $t. -You spend some time thinking about $p. -$n seems to be spending a lot of time thinking about $p. +You think about life, the universe and everything. +$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life. +You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life. +$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought. +Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about. +You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact! +You think about yourself (for once). +$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?) +You think about $S $t. +$n thinks about $N's $t. +$n thinks about your $t. +You spend some time thinking about $p. +$n seems to be spending a lot of time thinking about $p. ~threaten threaten 0 5 0 0 -You threaten everyone and everything, you are just that good. -$n threatens everyone and everything. -You threaten $M. -$n threatens $N. -$n threatens you. -They ran away in fear before you could threaten them. -You threaten yourself, that's an under statement. -$n threatens $mself. No duh! -You threaten $S $t. -$n threatens $N's $t. -$n threatens your $t. -You threaten $p. -$n threatens $p. +You threaten everyone and everything, you are just that good. +$n threatens everyone and everything. +You threaten $M. +$n threatens $N. +$n threatens you. +They ran away in fear before you could threaten them. +You threaten yourself, that's an under statement. +$n threatens $mself. No duh! +You threaten $S $t. +$n threatens $N's $t. +$n threatens your $t. +You threaten $p. +$n threatens $p. ~thumbsup thumbsup 0 5 0 0 -You seem very happy today. -$n gives everyone a big thumbs up. -You give $N a big thumbs up. -$n gives $N a big thumbs up. -$n gives you a big thumbs up. -You don't see that person. -You feel extremely silly. -$n gives $mself a big thumbs up. How silly. +You seem very happy today. +$n gives everyone a big thumbs up. +You give $N a big thumbs up. +$n gives $N a big thumbs up. +$n gives you a big thumbs up. +You don't see that person. +You feel extremely silly. +$n gives $mself a big thumbs up. How silly. # # # @@ -6584,43 +6584,43 @@ $n gives $mself a big thumbs up. How silly. # ~thwap thwap 0 5 0 0 -Thwap?? THWAP?! Thwap WHO?! -$n puts $s hand out, looking for someone to thwap. -You pull back your hand and THWAP $N. -$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs $N! -$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs you! -You thwap thin air.. -You pull back your hand and.. THWAP! -$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPS $mself. -You THWAP $N's $t. -$n THWAPs $N's $t. -$n THWAPs your $t! -You pull back your hand and THWAP $p. -$n pulls back and THWAPs $p. +Thwap?? THWAP?! Thwap WHO?! +$n puts $s hand out, looking for someone to thwap. +You pull back your hand and THWAP $N. +$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs $N! +$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPs you! +You thwap thin air.. +You pull back your hand and.. THWAP! +$n pulls back $s hand and THWAPS $mself. +You THWAP $N's $t. +$n THWAPs $N's $t. +$n THWAPs your $t! +You pull back your hand and THWAP $p. +$n pulls back and THWAPs $p. ~tickle tickle 0 5 0 0 -Who do you want to tickle?? -$n is looking for someone to tickle. -You tickle $N. -$n tickles $N. -$n tickles you - hee hee hee. -Who is that?? -You tickle yourself, how funny! -$n tickles $mself. -You tickle $S $t. -$n tickles $N's $t. -$n tickles your $t. -You tickle $p. -$n tickles $p. +Who do you want to tickle?? +$n is looking for someone to tickle. +You tickle $N. +$n tickles $N. +$n tickles you - hee hee hee. +Who is that?? +You tickle yourself, how funny! +$n tickles $mself. +You tickle $S $t. +$n tickles $N's $t. +$n tickles your $t. +You tickle $p. +$n tickles $p. ~tie tie 0 8 0 0 -Whom do you wish to tie? +Whom do you wish to tie? # -You tie $M up with all possible speed! -$n ties $N up! -You find yourself being tied up by $n! -That person is not here! -You can't tie yourself up! +You tie $M up with all possible speed! +$n ties $N up! +You find yourself being tied up by $n! +That person is not here! +You can't tie yourself up! # # # @@ -6629,29 +6629,29 @@ You can't tie yourself up! # ~tip tip 0 5 0 0 -You tip your hat gallantly. -$n gallantly tips $s hat. -You tip your hat to $M. -$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. -$n gallantly tips $s hat to you. -Who? -That's silly. You tip your hat to yourself. -$n tips $s hat to $mself. -You tip your hat at $S $t. -$n tips $s hat at $N's $t. -$n tips $s hat at your $t. -You tip your hat at $p. -$n tips $s hat at $p. +You tip your hat gallantly. +$n gallantly tips $s hat. +You tip your hat to $M. +$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. +$n gallantly tips $s hat to you. +Who? +That's silly. You tip your hat to yourself. +$n tips $s hat to $mself. +You tip your hat at $S $t. +$n tips $s hat at $N's $t. +$n tips $s hat at your $t. +You tip your hat at $p. +$n tips $s hat at $p. ~titter titter 0 5 0 0 -You titter nervously. -$n titters nervously. -You titter nervously and shrink away from $N. -$n titters nervously and shrinks away from $N. -$n titters nervously and shrinks away from you. -They've left, phew! -You titter privately to yourself. -$n titters privately to $mself. +You titter nervously. +$n titters nervously. +You titter nervously and shrink away from $N. +$n titters nervously and shrinks away from $N. +$n titters nervously and shrinks away from you. +They've left, phew! +You titter privately to yourself. +$n titters privately to $mself. # # # @@ -6659,29 +6659,29 @@ $n titters privately to $mself. # ~toast toast 0 1 8 0 -Looking for someone to toast eh, you pyromaniac! -$n looks around for someone $e can toast... HIDE! -You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $N. You wicked you! -$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts $N. $N is no more. $N is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $N. -$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts you. You are no more! Ow... -POOF! Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it was just a figment of your imagination. -You toast yourself. You are no more! Ow... -$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $n. +Looking for someone to toast eh, you pyromaniac! +$n looks around for someone $e can toast... HIDE! +You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $N. You wicked you! +$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts $N. $N is no more. $N is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $N. +$n pulls out a pocket dragon and toasts you. You are no more! Ow... +POOF! Maybe your victim disintegrated... Then again, maybe it was just a figment of your imagination. +You toast yourself. You are no more! Ow... +$n toasts $mself. $n is no more. $n is ashes, ashes and only ashes, and the ashes blow away in the wind. Buhbye $n. # # # -You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. -$n pulls out a pocket dragon and squeezes it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. +You pull out a pocket dragon and squeeze it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. +$n pulls out a pocket dragon and squeezes it at $p. $p bursts in flame. $p is toast. Poor $p. ~tongue tongue 0 5 5 0 -You stick your tongue out. -$n sticks $s tongue out. -You stick your tongue out at $M. -$n sticks $s tongue out at $N. -$n sticks $s tongue out at you. -That's a little hard to do, what with no-one being there. -You stick your tongue out at yourself... How the?! -$n sticks $s tongue out at $mself... Somehow. +You stick your tongue out. +$n sticks $s tongue out. +You stick your tongue out at $M. +$n sticks $s tongue out at $N. +$n sticks $s tongue out at you. +That's a little hard to do, what with no-one being there. +You stick your tongue out at yourself... How the?! +$n sticks $s tongue out at $mself... Somehow. # # # @@ -6689,44 +6689,44 @@ $n sticks $s tongue out at $mself... Somehow. # ~touch touch 0 5 0 0 -You're feeling very touchy! -$n is feeling very touchy! -You touch $M. -For some reason, $n has just touched $N. -For some reason, $n has just touched you. -You can't touch that person, they don't exist. -You touch yourself, eww! -$n does something a little discusting. +You're feeling very touchy! +$n is feeling very touchy! +You touch $M. +For some reason, $n has just touched $N. +For some reason, $n has just touched you. +You can't touch that person, they don't exist. +You touch yourself, eww! +$n does something a little discusting. You curiously touch $S $t. $n curiously touches $N's $t. $n curiously touches your $t. -You curiously touch $p. -$n curiously touches $p. +You curiously touch $p. +$n curiously touches $p. ~trance trance 0 5 0 0 -You sit down in a yogin style position and begin to go, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" -$n sits down with crossed legs and goes, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" slowly. -You try to put $N into a trance. -$n tries to put $N into a trance. -$n tries to put you into a trance. -You stare and stare but can't find anyone to put into a trance. -You put yourself into a deep trance, to never awaken again. -$n puts $mself into a deep trance. -You try to put $S $t into a deep trance. -$n tries to put $N's $t into a trance. -$n tries to put your $t into a deep trance. -You try to put $p into a deep trance. -$n tries to put $p into a deep trance. +You sit down in a yogin style position and begin to go, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" +$n sits down with crossed legs and goes, "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" slowly. +You try to put $N into a trance. +$n tries to put $N into a trance. +$n tries to put you into a trance. +You stare and stare but can't find anyone to put into a trance. +You put yourself into a deep trance, to never awaken again. +$n puts $mself into a deep trance. +You try to put $S $t into a deep trance. +$n tries to put $N's $t into a trance. +$n tries to put your $t into a deep trance. +You try to put $p into a deep trance. +$n tries to put $p into a deep trance. ~tsk tsk 0 5 0 0 -Feeling very irritated, you tsk. -$n is irritated and starts to tsk. -You tsk at $N. -$n tsks at $N. -$n tsks at you. -Who's that supposed to be? I don't see anyone. -You tsk quietly to yourself. -$n tsks quietly to $mself. +Feeling very irritated, you tsk. +$n is irritated and starts to tsk. +You tsk at $N. +$n tsks at $N. +$n tsks at you. +Who's that supposed to be? I don't see anyone. +You tsk quietly to yourself. +$n tsks quietly to $mself. # # # @@ -6734,14 +6734,14 @@ $n tsks quietly to $mself. # ~tuck tuck 0 8 8 0 -You grab a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! -$n grabs a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! -You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck it warmly around $N. -$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around $N. -$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around you. -You go to tuck them in but they're not here! -You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck yourself in. -$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks $mself in. +You grab a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! +$n grabs a big cozy blanket... ready to tuck someone in! +You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck it warmly around $N. +$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around $N. +$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks it warmly around you. +You go to tuck them in but they're not here! +You grab a big cozy blanket and tuck yourself in. +$n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks $mself in. # # # @@ -6749,34 +6749,34 @@ $n grabs a big cozy blanket and tucks $mself in. # ~tug tug 0 5 0 0 -You tug on your clothes a bit. -$n tugs on $s clothes a bit. -You tug on $N to try and get $S attention. -$n tugs on $N to try and get $S attention. -$n tugs on you to try and get your attention. -What are you trying to tug on? Air? -That's silly. You tug on yourself. -$n tugs on $mself. -You tug on $S $t. -$n tugs on $N's $t. -$n tugs on your $t. -$n tug on $p. -$n tugs on $p. +You tug on your clothes a bit. +$n tugs on $s clothes a bit. +You tug on $N to try and get $S attention. +$n tugs on $N to try and get $S attention. +$n tugs on you to try and get your attention. +What are you trying to tug on? Air? +That's silly. You tug on yourself. +$n tugs on $mself. +You tug on $S $t. +$n tugs on $N's $t. +$n tugs on your $t. +$n tug on $p. +$n tugs on $p. ~tummy tummy 0 5 0 0 -You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. -$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! -You vigorously rub $M in the tummy! -$n vigorously rubs $N's tummy! -$n vigorously rubs your tummy! -Whos tummy did you want to rub? -You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. -$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! -You look at $S $t and rub your tummy hungrily. -$n looks at $N's $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. -$n looks at your $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. -You look at $p and rub your tummy hungrily. -$n looks at $p and rubs $s tummy hungrily. +You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. +$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! +You vigorously rub $M in the tummy! +$n vigorously rubs $N's tummy! +$n vigorously rubs your tummy! +Whos tummy did you want to rub? +You rub your tummy, wishing you had bought that bagel earlier. +$n rubs $s tummy, $e looks famished! +You look at $S $t and rub your tummy hungrily. +$n looks at $N's $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. +$n looks at your $t and rubs $s tummy hungrily. +You look at $p and rub your tummy hungrily. +$n looks at $p and rubs $s tummy hungrily. ~tweak tweak 0 5 0 0 You look for a cheek to tweak. @@ -6794,74 +6794,74 @@ You tweak $p $n tweaks $p ~twiddle twiddle 0 5 0 0 -You patiently twiddle your thumbs. -$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. -You twiddle your thumbs patiently as you wait for $N. -$n twiddles $s thumbs patiently as $e waits for $N. -$n twiddles $s thumbs, patiently waiting for you. -They left before you could twiddle at them. -You twiddle your thumbs impatiently. -$n twiddles $s thumbs impatiently. -You twiddle your thumbs at $S $t. -$n twiddles $s thumbs at $N's $t. -$n twiddles $s thumbs at your $t. -You twiddle your thumbs at $p. -$n twiddles $s thumbs at $p. +You patiently twiddle your thumbs. +$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. +You twiddle your thumbs patiently as you wait for $N. +$n twiddles $s thumbs patiently as $e waits for $N. +$n twiddles $s thumbs, patiently waiting for you. +They left before you could twiddle at them. +You twiddle your thumbs impatiently. +$n twiddles $s thumbs impatiently. +You twiddle your thumbs at $S $t. +$n twiddles $s thumbs at $N's $t. +$n twiddles $s thumbs at your $t. +You twiddle your thumbs at $p. +$n twiddles $s thumbs at $p. ~twitch twitch 0 5 0 0 -You lie there, twitching helplessly. -$n lies there, twitching helplessly. -Your facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. -$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. -$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of you. -Bad corpse! They're not there. -Your limp body twitches slightly. -$n's limp body twitches slightly. -You twitch at the thought of $S $t. -$n twitches at the thought of $N's $t. -$n twitches at the thought of your $t. -You twitch at the thought of $p. -$n twitches at the thought of $p. +You lie there, twitching helplessly. +$n lies there, twitching helplessly. +Your facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. +$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of $N. +$n's facial tick twitches at the thought of you. +Bad corpse! They're not there. +Your limp body twitches slightly. +$n's limp body twitches slightly. +You twitch at the thought of $S $i. +$n twitches at the thought of $N's $i. +$n twitches at the thought of your $i. +You twitch at the thought of $p. +$n twitches at the thought of $p. ~type type 0 5 0 0 -You thro up yor handz in dizgust at yur lousy tiping skils. -$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard! -You declare $N to be inept at typing. -$n declares $N to be inept at typing. -$n declares you to be inept at typing. -They left before you could comment on their typing abilities. -You declare yourself to be inept at typing. -$n declares $mself to be inept at typing. -You declare $S $t to be inept at typing.. -$n declares that $N's $t is inept at typing. -$n declares your $t to be inept at typing. -You blame $p on all your typing mistakes. -$n blames $p on all $s typing mistakes. +You thro up yor handz in dizgust at yur lousy tiping skils. +$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard! +You declare $N to be inept at typing. +$n declares $N to be inept at typing. +$n declares you to be inept at typing. +They left before you could comment on their typing abilities. +You declare yourself to be inept at typing. +$n declares $mself to be inept at typing. +You declare $S $t to be inept at typing.. +$n declares that $N's $t is inept at typing. +$n declares your $t to be inept at typing. +You blame $p on all your typing mistakes. +$n blames $p on all $s typing mistakes. ~understand understand 0 8 8 0 -You nod in understanding. -$n nods in understanding. -You nod in understanding with $M. -$n nods in understanding with $N. -$n nods in understanding with you. -Understand them - you can't even find them. -You finally understand yourself. -$n finally understands $mself after all these years. -You nod at $S $t in complete understanding. -n nods at $N's $t in complete understanding. -$n nods at your $t in complete understanding -You look at $p and nod in understanding. -$n looks at $p and nods in complete understanding. +You nod in understanding. +$n nods in understanding. +You nod in understanding with $M. +$n nods in understanding with $N. +$n nods in understanding with you. +Understand them - you can't even find them. +You finally understand yourself. +$n finally understands $mself after all these years. +You nod at $S $t in complete understanding. +n nods at $N's $t in complete understanding. +$n nods at your $t in complete understanding +You look at $p and nod in understanding. +$n looks at $p and nods in complete understanding. ~unsheathe unsheathe 0 5 0 0 -You unsheathe your weapon, getting ready to fight. -$n unsheathes $s weapon, getting ready to fight. -You unsheathe your weapon and point it at $M. -$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at $N. -$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at you. -You decide to leave it sheathed, after all you don't see that person here. -You unsheathe your weapon and put it to your throat. -$n unsheathes $s weapon and puts it to $s throat. +You unsheathe your weapon, getting ready to fight. +$n unsheathes $s weapon, getting ready to fight. +You unsheathe your weapon and point it at $M. +$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at $N. +$n unsheathes $s weapon and points it at you. +You decide to leave it sheathed, after all you don't see that person here. +You unsheathe your weapon and put it to your throat. +$n unsheathes $s weapon and puts it to $s throat. # # # @@ -6869,12 +6869,12 @@ $n unsheathes $s weapon and puts it to $s throat. # ~vampire vampire 0 8 8 0 -'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -$n throws up $s hands and says, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -You turn to $N and tell $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -$n turns to $N and tells $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -$n turns to you and tells you, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' -You don't see them here. +'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +$n throws up $s hands and says, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +You turn to $N and tell $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +$n turns to $N and tells $M, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +$n turns to you and tells you, 'Bla.. I vant to suck yer blood!' +You don't see them here. # # # @@ -6884,57 +6884,57 @@ You don't see them here. # ~waggle waggle 0 5 0 0 -You waggle your eyebrows impressively. Go, caterpillars, go! -$n waggles $s eyebrows. Geez, look at those caterpillars go! -You give $M a good, solid waggle! -$n grabs $N's eyebrows and waggles them good. What a sight! -$n grabs your eyebrows and waggles them! Oi! -You look around for eyebrows to waggle but sadly, find none. Shoot! -You grab a firm hold of your eyebrows and give them a good waggle. Are they misbehaving? -$n grabs a firm hold of her eyebrows and starts to waggle them with fervor. Will they stay put?? -You waggle at $S $t. Now look at that! -$n waggles $s eyebrows at $N's $t. Oohyah! -$n waggles $s eyebrows at your $t. Oi oi! -You waggle $p. Wow! -$n waggles $p. Eep! +You waggle your eyebrows impressively. Go, caterpillars, go! +$n waggles $s eyebrows. Geez, look at those caterpillars go! +You give $M a good, solid waggle! +$n grabs $N's eyebrows and waggles them good. What a sight! +$n grabs your eyebrows and waggles them! Oi! +You look around for eyebrows to waggle but sadly, find none. Shoot! +You grab a firm hold of your eyebrows and give them a good waggle. Are they misbehaving? +$n grabs a firm hold of her eyebrows and starts to waggle them with fervor. Will they stay put?? +You waggle at $S $t. Now look at that! +$n waggles $s eyebrows at $N's $t. Oohyah! +$n waggles $s eyebrows at your $t. Oi oi! +You waggle $p. Wow! +$n waggles $p. Eep! ~wait wait 0 5 0 0 -You put your hand up. -$n raises $s hand, as if to say, "Wait". -You tell $N to hold on a minute. -$n tells $N to wait just a minute. -$n tells you to wait just a minute. -Who? -Why would you want to do that? -$n tells $mself to just wait one minute. -You tell $S $t to hold on for one minute. -$n tell $N's $t to hold on for one minute. -$n tells your $t to hold on for one minute. -You tell $p to hold on for one minute. -$n tells $p to hold on for one minute. +You put your hand up. +$n raises $s hand, as if to say, "Wait". +You tell $N to hold on a minute. +$n tells $N to wait just a minute. +$n tells you to wait just a minute. +Who? +Why would you want to do that? +$n tells $mself to just wait one minute. +You tell $S $t to hold on for one minute. +$n tell $N's $t to hold on for one minute. +$n tells your $t to hold on for one minute. +You tell $p to hold on for one minute. +$n tells $p to hold on for one minute. ~wakka wakka 0 8 8 0 -Wow, that sounds like a cool word! -$n bluntly says 'Wakka wakka' -You say 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. -$n bluntly says 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. -$n says 'Wakka wakka' rather loudly to you. -They arn't here. -Why must you talk to yourself? -$n seems to be talking with himself...strange. -Why are you talking to $N's $t? -&n is talking to $N's $t...time to see a doctor. -$n mumbles something to your $t. -You mumble something to $p. -$n mumbles somthing to $p. +Wow, that sounds like a cool word! +$n bluntly says 'Wakka wakka' +You say 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. +$n bluntly says 'Wakka Wakka' to $N. +$n says 'Wakka wakka' rather loudly to you. +They arn't here. +Why must you talk to yourself? +$n seems to be talking with himself...strange. +Why are you talking to $N's $t? +&n is talking to $N's $t...time to see a doctor. +$n mumbles something to your $t. +You mumble something to $p. +$n mumbles somthing to $p. ~waltz waltz 0 8 8 0 -You ask around if anyone would like to join you for a waltz. -$n would like to perform a waltz with someone. -You sweep $N into a glorious waltz! -$n sweeps $N off $S feet into a beautiful waltz! -$n sweeps you into a glorious waltz! -You need to waltz with someone real, not your imaginary friend! +You ask around if anyone would like to join you for a waltz. +$n would like to perform a waltz with someone. +You sweep $N into a glorious waltz! +$n sweeps $N off $S feet into a beautiful waltz! +$n sweeps you into a glorious waltz! +You need to waltz with someone real, not your imaginary friend! # # # @@ -6944,254 +6944,254 @@ You need to waltz with someone real, not your imaginary friend! # ~warscream warscream 0 5 0 0 -You holler your favourite warcry. -$n screams $s fiercest warcry, 'MOMMIEEEEEeeeee!' -You scream a warcry at $M. -$n screams a warcry at $N. -$n screams a warcry in your ear! -No one can hear your warcry. -Are you that mad at yourself? -$n screams a warcry at $mself. -You scream a warcry at $S $t. -$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. -$n screams a warcry at your $t. -You scream a warcry at $p. -$n screams a warcry at $p. +You holler your favourite warcry. +$n screams $s fiercest warcry, 'MOMMIEEEEEeeeee!' +You scream a warcry at $M. +$n screams a warcry at $N. +$n screams a warcry in your ear! +No one can hear your warcry. +Are you that mad at yourself? +$n screams a warcry at $mself. +You scream a warcry at $S $t. +$n screams a warcry at $N's $t. +$n screams a warcry at your $t. +You scream a warcry at $p. +$n screams a warcry at $p. ~waves waves 0 5 0 0 -You wave. -$n waves. -You wave to $N. -$n waves to $N. -$n waves to you. Have a good journey. -They didn't wait for you to wave. -Are you going on adventures as well?? -$n waves to $mself. -You wave to $S $t. -$n waves to $N's $t. -$n waves to your $t. -You wave to $p. -$n waves to $p. +You wave. +$n waves. +You wave to $N. +$n waves to $N. +$n waves to you. Have a good journey. +They didn't wait for you to wave. +Are you going on adventures as well?? +$n waves to $mself. +You wave to $S $t. +$n waves to $N's $t. +$n waves to your $t. +You wave to $p. +$n waves to $p. ~wb wb 0 8 8 0 -You welcome everyone back. -$n welcomes everyone back. -You welcome $M back. -$n welcomes $N back. -$n welcomes you back. -They left before you could welcome them back. -You welcome yourself back to the real world. -$n welcomes $mself back. Strange, very strange. -You welcome $S $t back. -$n welcomes $N's $t back. -$n welcomes your $t back. -You welcome $p back. -$n welcomes $p back. +You welcome everyone back. +$n welcomes everyone back. +You welcome $M back. +$n welcomes $N back. +$n welcomes you back. +They left before you could welcome them back. +You welcome yourself back to the real world. +$n welcomes $mself back. Strange, very strange. +You welcome $S $t back. +$n welcomes $N's $t back. +$n welcomes your $t back. +You welcome $p back. +$n welcomes $p back. ~wedgie wedgie 0 8 8 0 -Who do you want to give a wedgie to? -$n is looking for someone to give a wedgie to. -You grab $N's underwear and pull it way up $S crack, that'll show em! -$n gives $N a massive wedgie, you might be next...RUN! -$n gives you a huge wedgie, feels like it went to your tonsils...REVENGE! -Sorry, they aren't here. -You reach behind yourself and yank your underwear up your crack, YOU ARE SICK!! -$n reaches behind $mself and pulls $s underwear up $s crack....EWWW how gross!! -You want to give $S $t a wedgie, but don't know how. -$n wants to give $N's $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. -$n wants to give your $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. -You want to give $p a wedgie, but you think better of it. -$n wants to give $p a wedgie, but thinks better of it. +Who do you want to give a wedgie to? +$n is looking for someone to give a wedgie to. +You grab $N's underwear and pull it way up $S crack, that'll show em! +$n gives $N a massive wedgie, you might be next...RUN! +$n gives you a huge wedgie, feels like it went to your tonsils...REVENGE! +Sorry, they aren't here. +You reach behind yourself and yank your underwear up your crack, YOU ARE SICK!! +$n reaches behind $mself and pulls $s underwear up $s crack....EWWW how gross!! +You want to give $S $t a wedgie, but don't know how. +$n wants to give $N's $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. +$n wants to give your $t a wedgie, but doesn't know how. +You want to give $p a wedgie, but you think better of it. +$n wants to give $p a wedgie, but thinks better of it. ~weep weep 0 5 0 0 -You shed tears everywhere, what a mess! -$n weeps loudly drenching you! -You weep on $N, effectively drenching $M! -$n weeps all over $N, drenching $M! -$n soaks you with $s tears! -Since that player is not readily available you weep all over yourself instead. -You weep all over yourself! -$n sheds multiple tears drenching $s clothes and face. -You weep on $S $t. -$n weeps on $N's $t. -$n weeps on your $t. -You weep on $p. -$n weeps on $p. +You shed tears everywhere, what a mess! +$n weeps loudly drenching you! +You weep on $N, effectively drenching $M! +$n weeps all over $N, drenching $M! +$n soaks you with $s tears! +Since that player is not readily available you weep all over yourself instead. +You weep all over yourself! +$n sheds multiple tears drenching $s clothes and face. +You weep on $S $t. +$n weeps on $N's $t. +$n weeps on your $t. +You weep on $p. +$n weeps on $p. ~welcome welcome 0 5 0 0 -You welcome everyone. -$n welcomes everyone. -You welcome $M. -$n welcomes $N. -$n welcomes you. -Please -- try someone who is here? -So, you've finally discovered yourself! -$n welcomes $mself.. $e always was a strange one. -You welcome $S $t. -$n welcomes $N's $t. -$n welcomes your $t. -You welcome $p. -$n welcomes $p. +You welcome everyone. +$n welcomes everyone. +You welcome $M. +$n welcomes $N. +$n welcomes you. +Please -- try someone who is here? +So, you've finally discovered yourself! +$n welcomes $mself.. $e always was a strange one. +You welcome $S $t. +$n welcomes $N's $t. +$n welcomes your $t. +You welcome $p. +$n welcomes $p. ~whack whack 0 5 0 0 -You take out your spongy bat of whacking. Who wants some?? -$n takes out a giant spongy bat and grins a devilish grin. -You take out your spongy bat of whacking and whack the muffins out of $M. -$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage on $N. -$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a giant spongy bat. -You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. -You whack yourself with a spongy bat. Ahh, the joys of life! -$n whacks $mself with a giant spongy bat. -You whack at $N's $t with your mighty spongy bat. -$n whacks $N's $t with $s spongy bat, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! -$n mercilessly whacks at your $t. -You whack at $p with your spongy bat. -$n starts whacking at $p for absolutley no reason whatsoever. +You take out your spongy bat of whacking. Who wants some?? +$n takes out a giant spongy bat and grins a devilish grin. +You take out your spongy bat of whacking and whack the muffins out of $M. +$n goes on a wild whacking-rampage on $N. +$n starts whacking you uncontrollably with a giant spongy bat. +You whack whack whack....wait...they're not here. dumbass. +You whack yourself with a spongy bat. Ahh, the joys of life! +$n whacks $mself with a giant spongy bat. +You whack at $N's $t with your mighty spongy bat. +$n whacks $N's $t with $s spongy bat, like a wild Britney Spears on steroids! +$n mercilessly whacks at your $t. +You whack at $p with your spongy bat. +$n starts whacking at $p for absolutley no reason whatsoever. ~whimper whimper 0 5 5 0 -You whimper pitifully. -$n whimpers pitifully. -With a tear in your eye, you whimper pitifully at $N. -With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at $N. -With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at you. -Now, we both know that that person is not there. -You whimper pitifully about how unfair everyone is to you. -$n whimpers pitifully about how unfair everyone is to $m. -You whimper pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. -$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. -$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of your $t. +You whimper pitifully. +$n whimpers pitifully. +With a tear in your eye, you whimper pitifully at $N. +With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at $N. +With a tear in $s eye, $n whimpers pitifully at you. +Now, we both know that that person is not there. +You whimper pitifully about how unfair everyone is to you. +$n whimpers pitifully about how unfair everyone is to $m. +You whimper pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. +$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of $N's $t. +$n whimpers pitifully at the loss of your $t. # # ~whine whine 0 5 0 0 -You whine pitifully. -$n whines pitifully about the whole situation. -You whine at $M. -$n starts whining at $N. -$n whines at you. How pathetic. -You can whine, but no one will care. -You whine to yourself -- poor you. -$n whines piteously about the whole situation. -You whine to $S $t. -$n whines to $N's $t. -$n whines to your $t. -You whine to $p. -$n whines to $p. +You whine pitifully. +$n whines pitifully about the whole situation. +You whine at $M. +$n starts whining at $N. +$n whines at you. How pathetic. +You can whine, but no one will care. +You whine to yourself -- poor you. +$n whines piteously about the whole situation. +You whine to $S $t. +$n whines to $N's $t. +$n whines to your $t. +You whine to $p. +$n whines to $p. ~whip whip 0 5 0 0 -You break out your bullwhip and crack it loudly! -$n grabs $s bullwhip and cracks it loudly in the air! -You crack your bullwhip at $N barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at you, it just barely misses! -Awww, they must have seen that bullwhip and ran.... -You rub your bullwhip as your eyes take on a daring look. -$n rubs $s bullwhip and gets a daring look in $s eyes. -You crack your bullwhip at $S $t, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N's $t, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at your $t, barely missing! -You crack your bullwhip at $p, barely missing! -$n cracks $s bullwhip at $p, barely missing! +You break out your bullwhip and crack it loudly! +$n grabs $s bullwhip and cracks it loudly in the air! +You crack your bullwhip at $N barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at you, it just barely misses! +Awww, they must have seen that bullwhip and ran.... +You rub your bullwhip as your eyes take on a daring look. +$n rubs $s bullwhip and gets a daring look in $s eyes. +You crack your bullwhip at $S $t, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at $N's $t, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at your $t, barely missing! +You crack your bullwhip at $p, barely missing! +$n cracks $s bullwhip at $p, barely missing! ~whistle whistle 0 5 0 0 -You whistle appreciatively. -$n whistles appreciatively. -you whsitle a happy tune. -$n whistles a happy tune at $N. -$n whistles a happy tune at you -- do you know $m. -Who do you want to whistle at? -Woah! You know you got it. -$n whistles a happy tune. -You whistle at $N's $t -$n whistles appreciatively at $N's $t -$n whistles appreciatively at your $t -You whistle appreciatively at $p. -$n whistles appreciatively at $p. +You whistle appreciatively. +$n whistles appreciatively. +you whsitle a happy tune. +$n whistles a happy tune at $N. +$n whistles a happy tune at you -- do you know $m. +Who do you want to whistle at? +Woah! You know you got it. +$n whistles a happy tune. +You whistle at $N's $t +$n whistles appreciatively at $N's $t +$n whistles appreciatively at your $t +You whistle appreciatively at $p. +$n whistles appreciatively at $p. ~whoo whoo 0 5 0 0 -You go, "Whoo-hoo!" -$n goes, "Whoo-hoo!" -You give $M a "Whoo-hoo!" -$n gives $N a "Whoo-hoo!" -$n gives you a "Whoo-hoo!" -"Whoo-hoo!" away, the're not here. -No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. "Whoo-hoo!" -$n must be desperate for attention, $e is screaming "Whoo-hoo!" -You look at $S $t and scream at the top of your lungs "Whoo-hoo!" -$n looks at $N's $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" -$n looks at your $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" -You look at $p and scream "Whoo-hoo!" -$n looks at $p and screams "Whoo-hoo!" +You go, "Whoo-hoo!" +$n goes, "Whoo-hoo!" +You give $M a "Whoo-hoo!" +$n gives $N a "Whoo-hoo!" +$n gives you a "Whoo-hoo!" +"Whoo-hoo!" away, the're not here. +No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself. "Whoo-hoo!" +$n must be desperate for attention, $e is screaming "Whoo-hoo!" +You look at $S $t and scream at the top of your lungs "Whoo-hoo!" +$n looks at $N's $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" +$n looks at your $t and screams "Whoo-hoo!" +You look at $p and scream "Whoo-hoo!" +$n looks at $p and screams "Whoo-hoo!" ~wiggle wiggle 0 5 0 0 -You wiggle your bottom. -$n wiggles $s bottom. -You wiggle your bottom at $M. -$n wiggles $s bottom at $N. -$n wiggles $s bottom at you -- do you know $m. -You wiggle like a worm, but no one notices. -You wiggle yourself! -$n wiggles $s bottom at $mself, $e never was the brightest crayon in the box. -You wiggle your bottom at $S $t. -$n wiggles $s bottom at $N's $t. -$n wiggles $s bottom at your $t. -You wiggle your bottom at $p. -$n wiggles $s bottom at $p. +You wiggle your bottom. +$n wiggles $s bottom. +You wiggle your bottom at $M. +$n wiggles $s bottom at $N. +$n wiggles $s bottom at you -- do you know $m. +You wiggle like a worm, but no one notices. +You wiggle yourself! +$n wiggles $s bottom at $mself, $e never was the brightest crayon in the box. +You wiggle your bottom at $S $t. +$n wiggles $s bottom at $N's $t. +$n wiggles $s bottom at your $t. +You wiggle your bottom at $p. +$n wiggles $s bottom at $p. ~wince wince 0 5 0 0 -You wince. -$n winces. -You wince at what $N did. -$n winces at what $N just did. -$n winces at what you just did. -Can't wince at someone who isn't here, eh? -You wince at yourself. -$n winces at $mself -You look at $S $t and wince. -$n looks at $N's $t and winces. -$n looks at your $t and winces. -You wince at the damage done to $p. -$n winces at the damage done to $p. +You wince. +$n winces. +You wince at what $N did. +$n winces at what $N just did. +$n winces at what you just did. +Can't wince at someone who isn't here, eh? +You wince at yourself. +$n winces at $mself +You look at $S $t and wince. +$n looks at $N's $t and winces. +$n looks at your $t and winces. +You wince at the damage done to $p. +$n winces at the damage done to $p. ~winks winks 0 5 0 0 -Have you got something in your eye? -$n winks. -You wink at $N. -$n winks at $N. -$n winks at you. -No one with that name is present. -You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to? -$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on... -You wink at $S $t. +Have you got something in your eye? +$n winks. +You wink at $N. +$n winks at $N. +$n winks at you. +No one with that name is present. +You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to? +$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on... +You wink at $S $t. $n winks at $N's $t. -$n winks at your $t. -You wink at $p. -$n winks at $p. +$n winks at your $t. +You wink at $p. +$n winks at $p. ~wipe wipe 0 5 0 0 -You wipe your nose. -$n wipes $s nose. -You wipe $N's nose -- what a mess! -$n tries to wipe $N's nose. -$n wipes your nose. -That person is not here. -You wipe your nose. -$n tries to wipe $s nose. -You wipe $S $t. -$n wipes $N's $t. -$n wipes your $t. -You wipe $p. -$n wipes $p. +You wipe your nose. +$n wipes $s nose. +You wipe $N's nose -- what a mess! +$n tries to wipe $N's nose. +$n wipes your nose. +That person is not here. +You wipe your nose. +$n tries to wipe $s nose. +You wipe $S $t. +$n wipes $N's $t. +$n wipes your $t. +You wipe $p. +$n wipes $p. ~women women 0 8 8 0 -You are in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n is in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -You remind $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n reminds $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n reminds you of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -Your awe goes sadly unnoticed. -You remind yourself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. -$n reminds $mself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +You are in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n is in awe of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +You remind $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n reminds $N of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n reminds you of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +Your awe goes sadly unnoticed. +You remind yourself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. +$n reminds $mself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. # # # @@ -7199,14 +7199,14 @@ $n reminds $mself of the beauty, intellect, and driving skills of women. # ~wonder wonder 0 5 5 0 -You wonder about many things... -$n has a look of wonder on $s face. -You wonder about $N's sanity. -$n wonders about $N's sanity. -$n wonders about your sanity. -I can't see that person here, perhaps you need some glasses? -You wonder about your sanity, and so do I! -$n wonders about $s own sanity. +You wonder about many things... +$n has a look of wonder on $s face. +You wonder about $N's sanity. +$n wonders about $N's sanity. +$n wonders about your sanity. +I can't see that person here, perhaps you need some glasses? +You wonder about your sanity, and so do I! +$n wonders about $s own sanity. # # # @@ -7214,38 +7214,38 @@ $n wonders about $s own sanity. # ~worry worry 0 8 8 0 -You can't help but be very worried. -$n can't help but be very worried. -You worry about $N. -$n worries about $N. -$n worries about you. -They're not here, but I'm sure they appreciate the concern. -You can't help but be very worried about yourself. -$n can't help but be very worried about $mself. -$N's $t is very worrying indeed. -$n finds $N's $t very worrying indeed. -$n finds your $t very worrying indeed. -You find $p very worrying indeed. -$n finds $p very worrying indeed. +You can't help but be very worried. +$n can't help but be very worried. +You worry about $N. +$n worries about $N. +$n worries about you. +They're not here, but I'm sure they appreciate the concern. +You can't help but be very worried about yourself. +$n can't help but be very worried about $mself. +$N's $t is very worrying indeed. +$n finds $N's $t very worrying indeed. +$n finds your $t very worrying indeed. +You find $p very worrying indeed. +$n finds $p very worrying indeed. ~worship worship 0 5 0 0 -You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping. -$n starts worshipping nothing at all. -You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply. -$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication. -$n kneels before you in solemn worship. -Uh.. who? They're not here, pal. -You seem sure to have found a true deity..... -$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself. -You fall to your knees and worship $S $t. -$n falls to $s knees and worships $N's $t. -$n falls to $s knees and worships your $t. -You fall to your knees and worship $p. -$n falls to $s knees and worships $p. +You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping. +$n starts worshipping nothing at all. +You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply. +$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication. +$n kneels before you in solemn worship. +Uh.. who? They're not here, pal. +You seem sure to have found a true deity..... +$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself. +You fall to your knees and worship $S $t. +$n falls to $s knees and worships $N's $t. +$n falls to $s knees and worships your $t. +You fall to your knees and worship $p. +$n falls to $s knees and worships $p. ~wrong wrong 0 8 8 0 -You couldn't find the right if your life depended on it. -$n couldn't find the right social if $s life depended on it. +You couldn't find the right if your life depended on it. +$n couldn't find the right social if $s life depended on it. # # # @@ -7259,29 +7259,29 @@ $n couldn't find the right social if $s life depended on it. # ~yawn yawn 0 5 0 0 -You yawn broadly. -$n yawns from exhaustion. -You yawn sleepily at $N. -$n yawns sleepily at $N. -$n yawns sleepily at you. Are you really that boring? -No one with that name is present. -You cause yourself to yawn! You truly are a dull person. -$n yawns at $mself. Talk about dull! -You yawn at $S $t suggestively. -$n yawns at $N's $t sleepily. -$n yawns at your $t sleepily. -You yawn at $p sleepily. -$n yawns at $p sleepily. +You yawn broadly. +$n yawns from exhaustion. +You yawn sleepily at $N. +$n yawns sleepily at $N. +$n yawns sleepily at you. Are you really that boring? +No one with that name is present. +You cause yourself to yawn! You truly are a dull person. +$n yawns at $mself. Talk about dull! +You yawn at $S $t suggestively. +$n yawns at $N's $t sleepily. +$n yawns at your $t sleepily. +You yawn at $p sleepily. +$n yawns at $p sleepily. ~yayfor yayfor 1 5 0 0 -Yay for whom? +Yay for whom? # -You cry out, 'Yay for $N!' -$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' -$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' and you feel special. -You could if that person were here. -No one else appreciates you. You cry out, 'Yay for me!' -$n cries out, 'Yay for me!' since no one else was going to. +You cry out, 'Yay for $N!' +$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' +$n cries out, 'Yay for $N!' and you feel special. +You could if that person were here. +No one else appreciates you. You cry out, 'Yay for me!' +$n cries out, 'Yay for me!' since no one else was going to. # # # @@ -7289,8 +7289,8 @@ $n cries out, 'Yay for me!' since no one else was going to. # ~yes yes 1 5 8 0 -You give out a polite, 'Yes.' -$n gives out a polite, 'Yes.' +You give out a polite, 'Yes.' +$n gives out a polite, 'Yes.' # # # @@ -7304,44 +7304,44 @@ $n gives out a polite, 'Yes.' # ~yodel yodel 0 5 0 0 -You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears. -$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone. -You yodel at $N. -$n yodels in $N's ear. Yodelayheehoo! -$n yodels in your ear -- Yodelayheehoo! -Heh heh, your victim seems to have fled -- very wise. -Yodelayheehoo! -$n yodels quietly to $mself. -You yodel to $S $t. -$n yodels to $N's $t. -$n yodels to your $t. -You yodel to $p. -$n yodels to $p. +You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears. +$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone. +You yodel at $N. +$n yodels in $N's ear. Yodelayheehoo! +$n yodels in your ear -- Yodelayheehoo! +Heh heh, your victim seems to have fled -- very wise. +Yodelayheehoo! +$n yodels quietly to $mself. +You yodel to $S $t. +$n yodels to $N's $t. +$n yodels to your $t. +You yodel to $p. +$n yodels to $p. ~zaps zaps 0 5 0 0 -You summon zeke and strike the ground with it. -$n summons zeke and strikes the ground with it. -You summon zeke and zap the hell out of $N. -$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of $N. -$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of you! You feel fried. -Zap who? -That HURT! Didn't your mother teach you better? -$n screams in pain as $e zaps $mself. -You zap $S $t. -$n zaps $N's $t. -$n zaps your $t. -In a bout of frustration, you bring down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. -Looking very frustrated, $n brings down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. +You summon zeke and strike the ground with it. +$n summons zeke and strikes the ground with it. +You summon zeke and zap the hell out of $N. +$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of $N. +$n summons zeke and zaps the hell out of you! You feel fried. +Zap who? +That HURT! Didn't your mother teach you better? +$n screams in pain as $e zaps $mself. +You zap $S $t. +$n zaps $N's $t. +$n zaps your $t. +In a bout of frustration, you bring down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. +Looking very frustrated, $n brings down zeke on $p, trying to hurt it. ~zip zip 0 8 8 0 -You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! -You zip $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips your mouth shut - zzzzzip! -Unzip your eyelids, they're not here! -You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! -$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! +You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! +You zip $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips $N's mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips your mouth shut - zzzzzip! +Unzip your eyelids, they're not here! +You zip your mouth shut - zzzzzip! +$n zips $s mouth shut - zzzzzip! # # # diff --git a/lib/text/help/help.hlp b/lib/text/help/help.hlp index d2c50bf..a25e182 100644 --- a/lib/text/help/help.hlp +++ b/lib/text/help/help.hlp @@ -165,60 +165,6 @@ This normal description can be seen by anyone. To make hidden exits or secret doors use trigedit. See also: %DOOR% -#31 -REPORT-EXAMPLE - -The following is Justo's monthly builder's report update. These are not required, -but encouraged. Justo's zone is the most in-depth and well planned zone I have -ever seen. I have never seen anyone put so much work into a zone. Kudos to Justo. -I am saving this because I would like everyone to use Justo's work as an -outstanding example of how a builder should develop and plan a full zone. - - * * * * Midgaard Mail System * * * * -Date: Sun Oct 13 10:33:59 2002 - To: rumble -From: justo - What I've been doing in Zone 151 : - 1) Connected existing street system with Zone 82. - 2) Have been zediting doors to remain closed. - 3) Improved keywords on several mobs. - 4) Added the appropriate extra descs to 15 objects. ( Still wish it would not - say " A bottle of tequila of whisky." That is annoying. - 5) Fixed up some of the shops...shop 15102 is still a problem...but its - finally functioning which is an improvement. - 6) Erased old quest triggers that are not in phase with my current concept - for how the Zone should operate. Built some new ones that do conform - to the new concept ( I'll explain that shortly. ). - 7) Built a realistic blunderbuss with your appreciated help. - 8) Edited some of the Intro stuff in rooms 15100-15102. - * My original plan was to create something which people could actually - use to mud in the classical sense. But, I've rethought that a little. - Since everyone comments that Tejas 1820 is unique...and maybe a bit - alien, I've decided to make it into a more educationally-oriented - environment by setting up "sector guide" mobs which interact with - players and provide descriptive/directional info. The player asks - for help and those mobs provide it as best they can. - I'll also be adding one hack n' slash area for players to do - their usual thing...a Cantina. I'd initially intended to put - in some authentic desert wilderness around my San Juan Bautista - fort where players could go out and interact with the Apache - there and try to survive, but I'd rather allocate that Zone 82 - space to completing my town. I think that adding wilderness - ( actual frontier wildlands ) is going to require a third Zone - when I get that far along. - As for the educational "sector guide" mobs...my big dilemma is - trying to figure out just what the players might want to know about - Tejas 1820. I can Speech trigger those mobs...but what would a - player bother to ask them ? All of them are ICly-justified - bilinguals or multilinguals in varying degrees of proficiency. - But, I need more feedback on what players would like to know about - the Zone environment. - Maybe the way to go is to set up little instructional Quests for - the players. I might attempt that again. - Before we had a Ranger player that went around with a char and - tested the Zones. What have we got in that regard now ? - Justo's Monthly Zone report - #31 DATE AM PM @@ -251,13 +197,28 @@ any of the above mudmail your coder after your zone is complete. through trigedit. To create a postmaster make a mob, set one of the keywords as "postmaster," set -the NPC flag SPEC, and load it to the room via zedit. +the NPC flag SPEC, and load it to the room via zedit. Then have your coder add +to spec_assign.c:110: ASSIGNMOB(#, postmaster); NOTE: # = the mob/obj vnum. + +To create a guildmaster make a mob, set one of the keywords as "guildmaster," +set the NPC flag SPEC, and load it to the room via zedit. Then have your coder +add to spec_assign.c:69: ASSIGNMOB(#, guild); A player can practice at any +guildmaster, it is the guildguards that usually limit who can access what +guildmaster. @RTSTAT 133@n To create a bank make an object, set it to type OTHER, add keyword "bank" and -load it to the room via zedit. +load it to the room via zedit. Then have your coder add to spec_assign.c: +138: ASSIGNOBJ(#, bank); + +To create a board make an object, set it to type OTHER, add keyword "board" and +load it to the room via zedit. Then have your coder reference boards.c for the +remaining instructions. + +To create a petshop see: @RHELP PETSHOP@n. In all cases special procedures need to be added in by a coder. Once your zone -is complete mudmail your coder. +is complete mudmail your coder for the additions you want including type and +mob or object vnum. See also: POSTMASTER, PETSHOPS, BANKS, GUILDMASTER, BOARDS #31 @@ -603,7 +564,7 @@ GOOD: The massive statue of Marhuk glowers down upon everything with an BAD: You proceed cautiously through the tunnel, weapon drawn. GOOD: The dark tunnel appears empty, but it is impossible to know what - might lurk just beyond the veil of darkness." + might lurk just beyond the veil of darkness. BAD: The dragon is large and looks very angry at you. GOOD: A massive dragon roars in anger, steam billowing from its nostrils. @@ -641,6 +602,9 @@ files. @RHELP EXAMPLES@n for the best examples. 5. When are you officially dead? When you reach -11 hit points. Duh, everyone knows that. +6. I just tried the track command suddenly all my rooms went from NOBITS to *. How can I fix this? + That is normal, it will reset itself. + #31 SWORDS @@ -999,7 +963,7 @@ downloads section. See also: RESOURCES #31 -SOURCES RESOURCES CODEBASE FTP DOWNLOADS DOCUMENTATION OLC-SOURCE CODEOLC OLCCODE OLC-CODE CODE-OLC WTFAQ FORUMS GROUPS +SOURCES RESOURCES CODEBASE FTP DOWNLOADS DOCUMENTATION WTFAQ FORUMS GROUPS Source: http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=16 CWG: http://cwg.lazuras.org/ @@ -1359,7 +1323,7 @@ road. thought based on everything they see. For example, if I walk into a room and see blank walls and a description that simply screams 'This object is important, more important than anything else at all!', people won't think - on what they're seeing and will loose a great deal of the point of + on what they're seeing and will lose a great deal of the point of descriptions in the first place. In addition, do not do the opposite and make something else seem of importance that is not while trying to hide the true answer. Such misdirection will lead to player dissatisfaction... the @@ -1709,25 +1673,25 @@ I meant for you to type exactly what is in red not to check the help file ;-) i.e. @RGOTO 3@n not @RHELP GOTO 3@n #31 -ACRONYMS TERMINOLOGY +ACRONYMS TERMINOLOGY VOCABULARY Here are some common terms used in building, and TBA zone: -OLC: On-Line-Creation, the ability to create rooms, mobs, objects, - shops, and triggers on-line. -Desc: Short for description. -Flag: A bit-vector that tells the mud that a particular monster, - object, or room has a certain quality. (i.e. Dark, Magic, - Aggressive) This will be explained more later. -Mob: Mobile. A monster. -Obj: Object. -VNUM: An obj, mob, room, shop, or triggers unique identification number. - Stands for Virtual Number. -Zone: Used synonymously with area. -Trigger: Used synonymously with script. -TBA: The Builder Academy. -PC: Player Character. Not a mob. -NPC: Non Player Character. Mobs. +OLC: On-Line-Creation, the ability to create rooms, mobs, objects, shops, + and triggers on-line. +Desc: Short for description. +Flag: A bit-vector that tells the mud that a particular monster, object, or + room has a certain quality. (i.e. Dark, Magic, Aggressive) This will + be explained more later. +Mob: Mobile. A monster. +Obj: Object. +VNUM: An obj, mob, room, shop, or triggers unique identification number. + Stands for Virtual Number. +Zone: Used synonymously with area. +Trigger: Used synonymously with script. +TBA: The Builder Academy. +PC: Player Character. Not a mob. +NPC: Non Player Character. Mobs. #31 SUGGESTIONS @@ -1816,11 +1780,51 @@ See also: DATE, TIME FOUNTAINS DRINK-UNITS OEDIT-FOUNTAINS After selecting object type FOUNTAIN you must then select C) Values to set -the capacity of the fountain. The first number is max capacity. The second is -the current contents. To make a fountain contain that never runs out set the -2nd number to -1. +the capacity of the fountain. The first number is max drink units (-1 for +unlimited). The second is the intitial drink units (this must be 1 or greater). +The 3rd number is liquid type from the following: -See also: VALUES + value 0: Max drink units. -1 for unlimited. + value 1: Initial drink units. Must be 1 or greater. + value 2: see below + value 3: 0 for not poisoned. Otherwise, the number of hours until the poison + burns off? + + value 2: The type of liquid in the drink-container, one of: + + --------------------------------------------------------------- + | Type nr. | Effect of Liquid On: | + |@u | drunkenness Fullness Thirst @n| + | WATER 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | + | BEER 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | + | WINE 2 | 5 | 2 | 5 | + | ALE 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | + | DARK ALE 4 | 1 | 2 | 5 | + | WHISKY 5 | 6 | 1 | 4 | + | LEMONADE 6 | 0 | 1 | 8 | + | FIREBREATHER 7 | 10 | 0 | 0 | + | LOCAL SPC. 8 | 3 | 3 | 3 | + | SLIME 9 | 0 | 4 | -8 | + | MILK 10 | 0 | 3 | 6 | + | TEA 11 | 0 | 1 | 6 | + | COFFEE 12 | 0 | 1 | 6 | + | BLOOD 13 | 0 | 2 | -1 | + | SALT WATER 14 | 0 | 1 | -2 | + | CLEAR WATER 15 | 0 | 0 | 13 | + --------------------------------------------------------------- + The above values for drunkenness/fullness/thirst are in the units of one +hour of effect per four units of liquid drunk. For example, imagine that +Dragon drinks an entire bottle (say 7 units) of saltwater. According to the +table above, saltwater has a drunkenness value of 0, fullness value of 1 and +thirst value of -2. Therefore: +His drunkenness is not changed ((7/4)*0) +His Fullness increases by ((7/4)*1) hours +His Thirst increases by ((7/4)*-2) hours, thus making him more thirsty. +A player's drunkenness, fullness, and thirst can range from 0 to 24. +24 is the maximum; 0 means the person is completely sober, hungry, +or thirsty respectively. + +See Also: VALUES #31 ALIGNMENT GOOD NEUTRAL EVIL %ACTOR.ALIGN% %ALIGN% %ALIGNMENT% @@ -1927,6 +1931,9 @@ HEDIT HELP-EDITOR Usage: hedit This command allows online editing of help files. Hedit OLC permission is 888. +When editing a help file entry the first line must list all keywords. Do not +use /fi in hedit. Also, when editing an existing entry make sure to modify the +first keyword or it will not be saved. See also: HINDEX, HELPCHECK #31 @@ -2136,7 +2143,7 @@ Usage: changelog submitter name. To view the changelog use the file command with argument changelog. -See Also: FILE +See Also: FILE, CHANGES #31 INVIS i30 i31 i32 SPOOFS @@ -2214,10 +2221,10 @@ See also: VNUM, PURGE, %LOAD%, ZEDIT-NEW, ZRESET #31 MUTE SQUELCH -Usage: mute [target] +Usage: mute - MUTE is used to shut a player up. When muted, a player will not be able to -use most communication channels until he/she is unmuted. + MUTE is used to prevent a player from using global communication channels. +It is a toggle that can be turned on and off by the same command. See also: FLAGS #31 @@ -2225,9 +2232,10 @@ NOHASSLE HASSLE DARK NO_HASSLE DISABLE NOHASSEL HASSEL NO-HASSLE Usage: nohassle - Toggles a flag to prevent aggressive monsters from attacking, and also prevents -immortals from firing triggers. If you wish to test triggers you must turn -nohassle off. + Toggles a flag to give immortals special protection and privileges. Such as: +Prevents aggressive mobs from attacking and triggers from targetting the player. +Allows you to walk through closed doors, and interact (look, put, take) with +closed and locked containers. See also: TOGGLE, HOLYLIGHT, ROOMFLAGS, REDIT-ROOM #31 @@ -2341,10 +2349,11 @@ See also: STAT #31 RESTORE REVIVE -Usage: restore +Usage: restore -RESTORE restores a player or mobile to full hit, mana, and movement points. -If used on immortals, it also sets all skill levels to 100%. + RESTORE restores a player or mobile to full hit, mana, and movement points. +Restore all will restore all players in the game. If used on immortals, it +also sets all skill levels to 100%. #31 RETURN CHEATING CHEATS @@ -2397,11 +2406,17 @@ Gives you the current game time. tbaMUD uses zulu time 0-24 hours. There are 75 seconds per minute, 35 days per month, and 17 months per year. 1 MUD year takes about 12 days. -/* mud-life time */ -@n#define SECS_PER_MUD_HOUR 75 -@n#define SECS_PER_MUD_DAY (24*SECS_PER_MUD_HOUR) // 1800 sec -@n#define SECS_PER_MUD_MONTH (35*SECS_PER_MUD_DAY) // 63000 sec -@n#define SECS_PER_MUD_YEAR (17*SECS_PER_MUD_MONTH) // 1071000 sec (about 12.39 days) +/** Number of real life seconds per mud hour. +#define SECS_PER_MUD_HOUR 75 +/** Real life seconds in one mud day. + * Current calculation = 30 real life minutes. */ +#define SECS_PER_MUD_DAY (24*SECS_PER_MUD_HOUR) +/** Real life seconds per mud month. + * Current calculation = 17.5 real life hours */ +#define SECS_PER_MUD_MONTH (35*SECS_PER_MUD_DAY) +/** Real life seconds per mud month. + * Current calculation ~= 12.4 real life days */ +#define SECS_PER_MUD_YEAR (17*SECS_PER_MUD_MONTH) /* real-life time (remember Real Life?) */ @n#define SECS_PER_REAL_MIN 60 @@ -2552,7 +2567,7 @@ any other zone reset or reboot. See Also: SHUTDOWN, AUTOSAVE #31 -SHUTDOWNS COPYOVER +SHUTDOWNS Usage: shutdown [reboot | die | pause] [time] @@ -2752,13 +2767,11 @@ See also: NOWIZ #31 ZRESETS RESETS ZONE-RESETS ZONERESETS POPS REPOPS SPAWN RE-POPS ZONEREBOOTS REFRESH ZONE-LOADS ZEDIT_RESET ZONE_RESET LOAD-ZONE LOADZONE LOAD_ZONE -Usage: zreset < zone # | * > +Usage: zreset -Used to force a zone to reset. * forces all zones to reset (staff only). - -Resets entire zone, loading objects and mobs to rooms - it is a good idea to -purge a room before resetting it - old mobs and objects will remain in the -room until killed or purged. + This command is used to execute all zedit commands in a zone. Such as loading +mobs, objects, and closing doors. This is normally done once a zone reaches its +lifespan (set in zedit) but can be done manually with this command. See also: ZPURGE, SHOW ZONES #31 @@ -2786,11 +2799,12 @@ SKILLSET SETSKILL Usage: skillset '' -Sets the specified skill to the specified value. -If you wish to have all your skills set to 100 just ask a higher up to -restore you. + This command sets the specified skill or spell to a percentage learned value +1-100%. Skills and spells are based on class and level. -See also: SET +skillset rumble 'magic missile' 100 + +See also: SET, SKILLS, SPELLS #31 FILES FILE-GODCMDS FILE-LEVELS @@ -2925,9 +2939,14 @@ AUTOWIZ to update the wizlist and immlist unless they have NO_WIZ set. #31 -PATCHING HOW-TO-PATCH +PATCHING HOW-TO-PATCH PATCHES +A list of patches for tbaMUD: +http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2098 + +How to hand patch: http://www.circlemud.org/cdp/wtfaq/handpatch.html +http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=757 Zizazat's tutorial on how to create a patch: http://cwg.lazuras.org/cwg-files/docs/The%20Newbie%20Patching%20Primer.doc @@ -2960,7 +2979,7 @@ See also: FREE-SERVERS, DOCUMENTATION, DOWNLOADS, CWG #31 DICTIONARY DICTIONARIES THESAURUS M-W.COM DEFINITION MERRIAM-WEBSTER M-W-DEFINITION WEBSTER MW TELL-M-W BREATHER SPELLING WORDS -Usage: tell m-w We have a direct link to Merriam Webster. To use the dictionary just tell m-w @@ -2985,6 +3004,8 @@ stands for 'global regular expression print' searches for strings in text files GDB GENERAL-DEBUGGER DEBUGGING GDB stands for general debugger and is used to troubleshoot programming problems. +http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2067#13761 +http://cwg.lazuras.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1085 From the root directory: > gdb bin/circle @@ -3338,7 +3359,7 @@ mjunk is sent by this command. Only mobs may use this command. #31 -%FOLLOWER% TRIG-FOLLOW MFOLLOW %MASTER% MASTER %SELF.FOLLOWER% %SELF.MASTER% %FOLLOW% %MASTER.FOLLOWER% +%FOLLOWER% TRIG-FOLLOW MFOLLOW %MASTER% MASTER %SELF.FOLLOWER% %SELF.MASTER% %FOLLOW% %MASTER.FOLLOWER% %MASTER.FIGHTING% Usage: mfollow @@ -3510,7 +3531,7 @@ name, differing only by context. Players may have variables; this mostly removes the need for variable context. Previously, a player's ID could be used as variable context to allow a trigger to service multiple players at once. -Example: @RTSTAT 23612@n +Example: @RTSTAT 23612, 13495@n See also: REMOTE #31 @@ -3577,18 +3598,20 @@ See also: SET, EVAL #31 EXTRACT -Usage: extract to-variable word-number from-text +Usage: extract -* could be used to do strange things to what people say: -extract testvar1 1 %speech% -extract testvar2 2 %speech% -extract testvar3 3 %speech% -extract testvar4 4 %speech% -say do you mean %testvar4% %testvar3% %testvar2% %testvar1% ? + Extract can be used to save individual words in a string separately. For +example a player saying: "Do you want chicken" - Place a specific word from the 'from-text' into a new or existing variable -'to-variable'. Do not enclose the name of the to-variable in %'s. +extract word1 1 %speech% +extract word2 2 %speech% +extract word3 3 %speech% +extract word4 4 %speech% +say %word4% %word3% %word2% %word1%? +Would say (Yoda-esque) "chicken want you do?" + +Example: @RTSTAT 208@n #31 IFS ELSEIF END TRIGEDIT-END TRIGEDIT-IF TRIG-END TRIG-IF ENDIF TRIG-ELSE ELSE-IF IF-ELSE NESTING @@ -3746,22 +3769,20 @@ Example: @RTSTAT 25, 13F@n See also: TRIG-TYPE, HALT, WAIT #31 -TRIG-SWITCH TRIGEDIT-SWITCH CASE DEFAULT BREAK %SWITCH% +TRIG-SWITCH TRIGEDIT-SWITCH CASE TRIG-CASE DEFAULT BREAK %SWITCH% -Usage: switch expression +Usage: -switch %random.4% +switch %random.3% case 1 - emote sings a merry song about someone named Fulbert and Beatrice. + %echo% This case has a 33% (1 in 3) chance of firing. break case 2 - emote booms out loudly, 'Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! It is home from work we go!' - break - case 3 - emote tries to sing falsetto, but his voice doesn't agree. + %echo% This case has a 33% (1 in 3) chance of firing. break default - sing + %echo% default case covers any unmatched cases. In this case 3 + %echo% so it also has a 33% (1 in 3) chance of firing. break done @@ -3770,20 +3791,33 @@ statements that follow. If none of the following case statements are a match, and a default statement exists, the default statement is considered a match. If a match is found, the commands that follow it, up until a break or done command, are executed. -Break is used to terminate commands in a switch. + +Break is used to terminate commands in a switch or to stop a loop @RHELP WHILE@n. Case is used to begin a new conditional group in a switch block. Default is similar to case but matches any condition not met. Done is used to terminate a while or switch block. -Example: @RTSTAT 18, 6, 34@n +Example: @RTSTAT 18, 6, 132@n +#31 +HASATTACHED %HASATTACHED% %ACTOR.HASATTACHED% %ROOM.HASATTACHED% %OBJ.HASATTACHED + +Usage: %actor.hasattached(500)% + %obj.hasattached(1204)% + %room.hasattached(8371)% + + Checks to see if the specified trigger vnum is attached to the mob, object or +room. Returns nothing if no number is specified or used on a PC (player +character, i.e. non-mobile). Returns 0 if not attached and 1 if attached. + +See Also: VARIABLES, CHAR-VAR #31 WHILE DONE %NEXT% NEXT LOOPS TRIG-LOOPS TRIG-WHILE TRIG-DONE FOR-LOOP COUNT Usage: while expression - The while command starts a loop, running until the expression becomes zero -or negative. This can make permanent loops - be careful. The switch block must -be terminated by a done. While loops are disabled after looping 100 times. + The while command starts a loop, running until the expression becomes zero, +negative, or a break is used. The while loop must be terminated by a done. +While loops are disabled after looping 100 times. Room example: @RTSTAT 24, 2201@n Obj example: @RTSTAT 23@n @@ -3804,6 +3838,8 @@ time. When a trigger is being executed it will attempt to execute all commands right away. To get small breaks in, and perhaps give the players time to adjust, use the wait command. +Example: @RTSTAT 103@n + See also: RANDOM-TIMING, WAIT-UNTIL #31 WAITUNTIL WAIT-UNTIL @@ -3966,16 +4002,20 @@ contents - The id of the first obj in the room. south subfield, (vnum) - vnum of room in direction. east subfield, (key) - vnum of key to use. %self.north(key)% west subfield, (bits) - CLOSED LOCKED, etc. - up subfield, (room) - room variable for room in direction + up subfield, (room) - room variable for room in direction. down no subfield: same as (bits). +hasattached() - Checks if the trig is attached. @RHELP HASATTACHED@n. id - The unique id of the room. name - The name of the room. people - The id of the first mob or player in the room, or an empty return. random.dir - Chooses a random valid direction. +roomflag() - Checks if roomflag exists. @RHELP ROOMFLAGS@n @RTSTAT 1220@n sector - The sector type of the room. vnum() - The room's vnum. Equality can now be checked with if %self.vnum(#)% not if %self.vnum% == # weather - current weather: sunny, cloudy, rainy, or lightning @RTSTAT 41098@n. +zonename - The name of the zone. +zonenumber - The zone number. Example: @RTSTAT 29@n @@ -3985,12 +4025,14 @@ TRIGEDIT-VARIABLES-OBJECTS OBJ-VAR %SHORTDESC% TRIGEDIT-OBJ-VAR VAL0 VAL1 VAL2 V Objects When using field - The variable returns: +affects() - Checks if flag exists. @RHELP OEDIT-AFFECT@n @RTSTAT 1205@n carried_by - The id of the character carrying the object, or an empty return. contents - Gives the first object in a container. @RTSTAT 32@n cost() - The cost (not rent cost) of the object. Subfield sets. cost_per_day - The rent cost of the object count - The number of the same object. has_in - True if the container holds the item. +hasattached() - Checks if the trig is attached. @RHELP HASATTACHED@n. id - The unique id of the object. is_inroom - Returns true if object is in room. name - The list of key words of the object. @@ -4048,28 +4090,29 @@ See @RHELP CHAR-VAR@n CHAR-VARS TRIGEDIT-VARIABLES-CHARACTERS %TITLE% %ACTOR.TITLE% CHAR-VARIABLES TRIGEDIT-CHAR-VAR %ACTOR.ID% ACTOR.ID ACTOR.VNUM %ACTOR.VNUM% %ACTOR.NAME% %ACTOR% %VICTIM% SELF %SELF% MOBVARS MOB-VARS TRIGEDIT-LEVEL %SELF.ID% SELF.ID NEXT_IN_ROOM ACTOR-VAR The following fields can be used with %actor%. i.e. %actor.% -Excluding the subfield () returns the value. Adding a subfield modifies it. +Excluding the subfield () returns the value. Adding a subfield adjusts it. @uField@n - @uvariable returns:@n -cha/con/dex/int - Checks the stat. Subfield sets. -str/stradd/wis @RHELP TRIG-STAT@n +cha/con/dex/int - Checks the stat. @RHELP TRIG-STAT@n. Subfield adjusts. +str/stradd/wis() () is a subfield and allows a change to the variable. alias - The list of aliases of the mob or the player name. -align - The numeric alignment of the actor. @RHELP ALIGN@n +align() - The actor's alignment @RHELP ALIGN@n. Subfield adjusts. affect() - Checks the actor for the affect. @RHELP TRIG-AFFECT@n canbeseen - Checks if the the mob can see the actor. @RHELP CANBESEEN@n class - The actor's class, as a string. drunk() - The actor's drunkenness. Subfield sets, -1 is off. -exp() - Checks the actor's XP. Subfield modifies. @RHELP NOP@n +exp() - Checks the actor's XP. Subfield adjusts. @RHELP NOP@n eq() - Returns ID of the first object equipped. @RHELP TRIG-EQ@n fighting - The unique id of the mob fighting the actor. follower(name) - The follower of the actor (as an id) with name supplied. -gold() - Checks the actor's gold. Subfield modifies. @RHELP NOP@n +gold() - Checks the actor's gold. Subfield adjusts. @RHELP NOP@n has_item() - Checks if the actor has an object. @RHELP HAS_ITEM@n +hasattached() - Checks if the trig is attached. @RHELP HASATTACHED@n. heshe - Returns the correct pronoun (he/she/it). himher - Returns the correct pronoun (him/her/it). hisher - Returns the correct pronoun (his/her/its). -hitp() - The current hit points of the actor. Subfield modifies. +hitp() - The current hit points of the actor. Subfield adjusts. hunger() - The actor's hunger. Subfield sets, -1 is off. id - The unique id of the actor. inventory() - Returns the id of the first item in inv. @RHELP TRIG-INV@n @@ -4077,26 +4120,26 @@ is_killer() - Checks if actor is a KILLER. To modify @RHELP NOP@n is_pc - Checks if the actor is a player. @RHELP IS_PC@n is_thief() - Checks if actor is a THIEF. @RHELP NOP@n level - The actor's current level. -mana() - The current mana points of the actor. Subfield sets. +mana() - The current mana points of the actor. Subfield adjusts. master - The master of the actor (as an id), or an empty return. -maxhitp() - The maximum hit points of the actor. Subfield sets. -maxmana() - The maximum mana points of the actor. Subfield sets. -maxmove() - The maximum movement points of the actor. Subfield sets. -move() - The movement points of the actor. Subfield sets. +maxhitp() - The maximum hit points of the actor. Subfield adjusts. +maxmana() - The maximum mana points of the actor. Subfield adjusts. +maxmove() - The maximum movement points of the actor. Subfield adjusts. +move() - The movement points of the actor. Subfield adjusts. name - The actor's name (the short description for mobs). next_in_room - The next mob/player in the room as a variable (id) nice to use for loops, or an empty return @RTSTAT 23@n pos() - %actor.pos% returns position. Subfield modifies. Sleeping, resting, sitting, fighting, standing. @RTSTAT 1399, 20997@n -prac() - The actor's number of practices. Subfield modifies. +prac() - The actor's number of practices. Subfield adjusts. pref() - Checks if actor has PRF flag enabled. @RTSTAT 1210@n questpoints() - Checks the actor's questpoints. Subfield modifies. @RHELP NOP@n room - The room the actor is in as a room variable. -saving_para - Set the actors saving throw for paralization. -saving_rod - Set the actors saving throw for staffs/wands. -saving_petri - Set the actors saving throw for petrification. -saving_breath - Set the actors saving throw for breath weapons. -saving_spell - Set the actors saving throw for spells. +saving_para() - The actors saving throw for paralization. Subfield adjusts. +saving_rod() - The actors saving throw for staffs/wands. Subfield adjusts. +saving_petri() - The actors saving throw for petrification. Subfield adjusts. +saving_breath() - The actors saving throw for breath weapons. Subfield adjusts. +saving_spell() - The actors saving throw for spells. Subfield adjusts. sex - The actor's sex, as a string: MALE, FEMALE, or NEUTRAL. skill() - The percentage of learnedness in the skill subfield. skillset("" #) - Set the actors practiced level any skill or spell (1-100). @@ -4751,7 +4794,8 @@ See also: MHUNT #31 TRIGEDIT-MOB-LOAD TRIGEDIT-LOAD TRIG-LOAD -Activated when this mobile is created. + Activated when this mobile is created, either by manual load, zreset or +or regular zone lifespan reset. Numeric Arg : percent chance this trigger will be activated. Argument : not used. @@ -4844,9 +4888,9 @@ See also: %TIME% #31 TRIGEDIT-OBJ-GLOBAL TRIG-OBJ-GLOBAL -Not a trigger type by itself; used in conjunction with Random @RHELP -TRIGEDIT-OBJ-RANDOM@n. While Random triggers only trigger if players -are in the same room, Global Random triggers will trigger regardless. + Not a trigger type by itself; used in conjunction with a random trigger. +This will allow random triggers to fire even if a player is not in +the same room. Numeric Arg : not used. Argument : not used. @@ -4855,6 +4899,8 @@ Variables: %self% - the object. Example: @RTSTAT 79@n + +See Also: TRIGEDIT-OBJ-RANDOM, TRIGEDIT-OBJ-LOAD #31 TRIGEDIT-OBJ-RANDOM TRIGEDIT-OBJECT-RANDOM TRIG-OBJ-RANDOM @@ -5411,8 +5457,15 @@ DETACH UNATTACH Builders working on their trial vnum do not need to learn this command, yet. -Usage: detach [mob | obj] {target name} {trigger name/vnum | 'all'} - detach room {target vnum | '.'} {trigger name/vnum | 'all'} +Fizban: Usage: detach [mob | obj] {target name} {trigger name/vnum | 'all'} +> +Fizban: detach room {target vnum | '.'} {trigger name/vnum | 'all'} +> +Fizban: syntax is actually detach room {trig vnum} {room vnum} etc + + +Usage: detach [mob | obj | target name/vnum] {trig vnum | 'all'} + detach room {trig vnum | '.'} {room vnum | 'all'} Detach removes a trigger to one instance of a mob/obj/room, for testing or other purposes. The command only removes the trigger temporarily, until the @@ -5560,8 +5613,8 @@ M) AFF Flags : @cNOBITS@n 14) PROT-GOOD Mob is protected from good characters. 15) SLEEP Reserved for internal use. Do not set. 16) NO_TRACK Mob cannot be tracked. -17) UNUSED Unused (room for future expansion). -18) UNUSED Unused (room for future expansion). +17) FLY Mob is flying. +18) SCUBA Mob can breathe underwater. 19) SNEAK Mob can move quietly without room being informed. 20) HIDE Mob is hidden; can only be seen with sense life. 21) UNUSED Unused (room for future expansion). @@ -5726,7 +5779,10 @@ end Checks if actor is a player. Useful when you want a trigger to fire on players and not mobs. All Greet triggers should normally fire only on players. - + +Example: @RTSTAT 103, 34@n + +See Also: CHAR-VARS #31 TRIG.HLP END #31 @@ -5890,17 +5946,21 @@ Rlist gives you a list of the rooms within the parameters. See also: REDIT, OLC, DIG #31 -MLIST MEDIT-LIST - -Usage: mlist +MLIST MEDIT-LIST MLIST-FLAG MLIST-LEVEL +Usage: mlist - list mobs in current zone. + mlist - list mobs in current zone or range of vnums. + mlist level - list all mobs of the specified level in the game. + mlist flag - list all mobs with the specified mob flag. @RHELP MOBFLAG@n. + Mlist gives you a list of the mobiles numbered within the parameters, with included level of the mob. - mlist - lists all mobs of the zone you are in - mlist 12 - lists all mobiles defined in zone 12 - mlist 3001 3022 - lists all existing mobiles from vnum 3001 to 3022 - + mlist - lists all mobs of the zone you are in. + mlist 12 - lists all mobiles defined in zone 12. + mlist 3001 3022 - lists all existing mobiles from vnum 3001 to 3022. + mlist level 34 - lists all mobs of level 34 in the game. + mlist flag 8 - lists all mobs with NPC flag WIMPY set. @RHELP MOBFLAG@n See also: MEDIT, OLC #31 SLIST SEDIT-LIST @@ -6053,8 +6113,8 @@ prefer to add the quest in the zone where quest completion takes place. Quests use vnums in exactly the same way as mobiles, object and rooms. Each zone will normally have 100 vnums available (#00 to #99, where # is the zone -number). Usually, when creating the first quest in a zone, #00 is used, then -#01, etc… +number). Usually, when creating the first quest in a zone, #00 is used, +then #01, etc… When you qedit to create a new quest (or edit an existing one), you will see the menu in @RHELP QEDIT-MENU@n @@ -6079,7 +6139,7 @@ QEDIT-MENU QUESTEDITOR-MENU A) Quantity : [ @c1@n] @RHELP QEDIT-QUANTITY@n Quest Point Rewards @RHELP QEDIT-COMPLETED@n B) Completed : [ @c0@n] C) Abandoned : [ @c0@n] - Other Rewards @RHELP QEDIT-REWARDS@n + Other Rewards @RHELP QEDIT-REWARDS@n G) Gold Coins : [ @c0@n] T) Exp Points : [ @c0@n] O) Object : [ @c-1@n] Level Limits to Accept Quest @RHELP QEDIT-LEVELS@n D) Lower Level : [ @c0@n] E) Upper Level : [ @c34@n] @@ -7112,40 +7172,41 @@ MEDIT-NPC-FLAGS MEDIT-FLAGS SPEC STAYZONE AGGRESSIVE AGGR_GOOD AGGR_NEU AGGR_EVI NPC stands for non-player-character (mob) L) NPC Flags : @cISNPC@n -1) SPEC This flag must be set on mobiles which have special procedures +0) SPEC This flag must be set on mobiles which have special procedures written in C. In addition to setting this bit, the specproc must be assigned in spec_assign.c, and the specproc itself must be written. Instead of using this use scripts. DO NOT SET. -2) SENTINEL Mob will not leave the room. -3) SCAVENGER The mob should pick up valuables it finds on the ground. More +1) SENTINEL Mob will not leave the room. +2) SCAVENGER The mob should pick up valuables it finds on the ground. More expensive items will be taken first. -4) ISNPC Default is on, do not change. @RHELP ISNPC@n. -5) AWARE Set for mobs which cannot be backstabbed. -6) AGGR Mob will hit all players in the room it can see. See also the +3) ISNPC Default is on, do not change. @RHELP ISNPC@n. +4) AWARE Set for mobs which cannot be backstabbed. +5) AGGR Mob will hit all players in the room it can see. See also the WIMPY bit. -7) STAY_ZONE Mob will not leave its zone. All mobs should have this flag or +6) STAY_ZONE Mob will not leave its zone. All mobs should have this flag or the SENTINEL flag. This keeps AGGRESSIVE mobs from wandering into a newbie zone. -8) WIMPY Mob will flee when being attacked if it has less than 20% of +7) WIMPY Mob will flee when being attacked if it has less than 20% of its hit points. If the WIMPY bit is set in conjunction with any of the forms of the AGGRESSIVE bit, the mob will only attack mobs that are unconscious (sleeping or incapacitated). -9) AGGR_EVIL Mob will attack players that are evil-aligned. -10) AGGR_GOOD Mob will attack players that are good-aligned. -11) AGGR_NEU Mob will attack players that are neutrally aligned. -12) MEMORY Mob will remember players that initiate attacks on it, and will +8) AGGR_EVIL Mob will attack players that are evil-aligned. +9) AGGR_GOOD Mob will attack players that are good-aligned. +10) AGGR_NEU Mob will attack players that are neutrally aligned. +11) MEMORY Mob will remember players that initiate attacks on it, and will attack that player if it ever runs into him again. -13) HELPER The mob will attack any player it sees in the room that is +12) HELPER The mob will attack any player it sees in the room that is fighting with a mobile in the room. Useful for groups of mobiles that travel together; i.e. three snakes in a pit, to force players to fight all three simultaneously instead of picking off one at a time. -14) NOCHARM Mob cannot be charmed. -15) NOSUMMON Mob cannot be summoned. -16) NOSLEEP Sleep spell cannot be cast on mob. -17) NOBASH Large mobs such as trees that cannot be bashed. -18) NOBLIND Mob cannot be blinded. - +13) NOCHARM Mob cannot be charmed. +14) NOSUMMON Mob cannot be summoned. +15) NOSLEEP Sleep spell cannot be cast on mob. +16) NOBASH Large mobs such as trees that cannot be bashed. +17) NOBLIND Mob cannot be blinded. +18) NOTDEADYET Mob being extracted. DO NOT USE. + See also: MEDIT-AFF-FLAGS #31 OEDIT-MENU OBJ-MENU OBJECT-MENU @@ -7271,7 +7332,7 @@ of value0 through value4 (option C). The Type Flag must be one of the following: 6 FURNITURE Item may be sat on. 7 FREE Do not set. 8 TREASURE Item is treasure other than gold coins (i.e. gems) -9 ARMOR Item is armor. +9 ARMOR Item is armor. Set AC in values, @RHELP OEDIT-VALUES@n. 10 POTION Item is a magical potion. 11 WORN Item is worn, but not armor. 12 OTHER Miscellaneous object with no special properties. @@ -7524,43 +7585,8 @@ BOAT - No values currently used. DRINKCON FOUNTAIN - value 0: Capacity of container. -1 for unlimited. - value 1: Current quantity in container. - value 2: see below - value 3: If the drink is poisoned, how long will the poison burn? 0 if not poisoned. - - value 2: The type of liquid in the drink-container, one of: - Type nr. Effect of Liquid On: - drunkenness Fullness Thirst - WATER 0 0 1 10 - BEER 1 3 2 5 - WINE 2 5 2 5 - ALE 3 2 2 5 - DARK ALE 4 1 2 5 - WHISKY 5 6 1 4 - LEMONADE 6 0 1 8 - FIREBREATHER 7 10 0 0 - LOCAL SPC. 8 3 3 3 - SLIME 9 0 4 -8 - MILK 10 0 3 6 - TEA 11 0 1 6 - COFFEE 12 0 1 6 - BLOOD 13 0 2 -1 - SALT WATER 14 0 1 -2 - CLEAR WATER 15 0 0 13 - - The above values for drunkenness/fullness/thirst are in the units of one -hour of effect per four units of liquid drunk. For example, imagine that -Dragon drinks an entire bottle (say 7 units) of saltwater. According to the -table above, saltwater has a drunkenness value of 0, fullness value of 1 and -thirst value of -2. Therefore: -His drunkenness is not changed ((7/4)*0) -His Fullness increases by ((7/4)*1) hours -His Thirst increases by ((7/4)*-2) hours, thus making him more thirsty. -A player's drunkenness, fullness, and thirst can range from 0 to 24. -24 is the maximum; 0 means the person is completely sober, hungry, -or thirsty respectively. - + @RHELP FOUNTAIN@n + #31 OEDIT-APPLIES-MENU OEDIT-APPLYS AFF-FLAGS HEIGHT SAVESPELL SAVING_PARA SAVING_ROD SAVING_PETRI SAVING_BREATH SAVING_SPELL APPLIES-MENU SAVING-THROWS SAVING_ROLLS ROLLS MAXHITS @@ -7816,7 +7842,8 @@ The following room flags can be selected: zone where any mob can wander. For example, lower level mobs can be set so that only they can wander on the first level of a dungeon by making the stairwells NO_MOB. A NO_MOB room will - also prevent pets and charmed mobs from following players. + not prevent pets and charmed mobs from following players. A + mob can flee into a NO_MOB room. 4) INDOORS - Weather messages will not be sent to room, always lighted. Call lightning will not work. 5) PEACEFUL - No violence will work here. Use sparingly. @@ -7832,6 +7859,7 @@ The following room flags can be selected: 14) ATRIUM - DO NOT USE. The door to a house. / hcontrol 15) OLC - DO NOT USE. Is room modifiable. 16) * - DO NOT USE. Breadth-first search mark used by track and hunt. +17) WORLDMAP - DO NOT USE. World Map style maps. Never set UNUSED or DO NOT USE bits, if you find them anywhere. If you do not know what a flag does, DO NOT SET IT! @@ -8179,7 +8207,7 @@ AUTOMAPPING MAPS Usage: map <#1-12> - This command prints a text generated map of your current surrondings. + This command prints a text generated map of your current surroundings. Including a number allows you to expand or shrink the map to show a wider or smaller area. @@ -8382,7 +8410,7 @@ rumble@@tbamud.com 306 Newbie TREE -- Kaan 1- 9 307 CASTLE -- Kaan 21-27 308 BARON Cailveh -- Kaan 25-34 - 309 Keep of Baron WESTLAWN -- Kaan 38-99 + 309 Keep of Baron WESTLAWN -- Kaan 26-30 310 GRAYE Area -- Aten 12-30 311 Dragon's TEETH -- Kaan 20-30 312 LEPER Island -- Kaan 25-30 @@ -8714,9 +8742,10 @@ few normal telnet program that have slipped in because people like them. ZMud (PC) - @Chttp://www.zuggsoft.com/zmud/down.asp#zMUD@n ZMud Free (PC) - http://forums.zuggsoft.com/index.php?page=4&action=file&file_id=18 CMUD (PC) - http://www.zuggsoft.com/cmud/ -Atlantis (Mac) - http://riverdark.net/atlantis/ Portal (PC) - http://gameaxle.com/ GMud (PC) - http://www.uberworld.org/gmud.exe (fits on a floppy). +TinTin++ - http://tintin.sourceforge.net/ +Atlantis (Mac) - http://riverdark.net/atlantis/ Pueblo - http://pueblo.sf.net/ Fireclient (PC) - http://www.firebolt.com/download.php Tinyfugue (Many platforms) - http://tf.tcp.com/~hawkeye/tf/ @@ -9570,12 +9599,12 @@ If you're hungry or thirsty, these commands are for you! > drink from cup > sip fountain -If you taste or sip, you don't get large portions and won't be -hurt badly by poison. You :Sdon't get satisfied either, though. +If you taste or sip, you don't consume large portions and won't be hurt badly +by poison. But, you also will not quench your thirst or satisfy your hunger. -Thirst and Hunger are modified by objects in units of hours. So an object -with 24 drink units will quench thirst for 24 hours. Same for food. -Immortals never become hungry, thirsty or full. +Thirst and Hunger are modified by objects in units of hours. So an object with +24 drink units will quench thirst for 24 hours. Same for food. Immortals never +become hungry, thirsty or full. #0 EMOTES : EMOTIONS @@ -10776,7 +10805,7 @@ quest history - Shows all previously completed non-repeatable quests. See also: AUTOQUESTS #0 -AUTOQUESTS QUESTS QUESTMASTERS QUEST-MOBS QUESTMOBS QEDIT +AUTOQUESTS QUESTS QUESTMASTERS QUEST-MOBS QUESTMOBS An autoquest is a quest that can be automatically started and completed without the intervention of an immortal. Simply visit a questmaster and join @@ -11055,10 +11084,10 @@ AUTOLOOT Usage: toggle autoloot - Enables you to automatically "take all corpse" from any mob you kill. You -will loot everything, this includes cursed objects, until you can no longer -carry anymore weight. If this happens and you also have autosac enabled the -items you can't pick up will be sacrificed with the mob. + Enables you to automatically "take all corpse" from any mob you kill. You +will loot everything (including cursed objects) until you can no longer carry +anymore weight. If this happens and and you also have autosac enabled, the +items you cannot pick up will be left on the ground. See Also: TOGGLE, TAKE, SPLIT #0 @@ -11327,10 +11356,47 @@ in your inventory to unlock a door. See also: OPEN #0 -Changes +CHANGES -Too many to list. See @RNEWS@n +Major Changes: +OasisOLC 2.0.6 +trigedit (DG Scripts) 1.0.14 +ASCII Player Files 3.0.1 +128bit Support +cedit (configuration editor) +tedit (text file editor) +aedit (socials editor) (more than 100 new socials) +hedit (help editor) +qedit (quest editor) +questpoints +buildwalk +dig +tell m-w (an in game dictionary lookup) +gemote +history +file +zpurge +zcheck +checkload +Copyover +ANSI Color +Auto Toggles (loot, sac, gold, assist, split) +Hidden mob/obj +mob/obj stacking +hindex +helpcheck +OLC copy and delete options +exporting of zones +automap and ascii map generator +doors visible in exit menu (enable/disable in CEDIT) +furniture +new mail notification and mail saved to pfile +improved toggle (AFK, pagelength, showvnums, screenwidth, automap, etc.) +180 zones +unlimited containers +(hundreds of bugfixes too) +See Also: NEWS, CHANGELOG #0 LAG @@ -11909,6 +11975,60 @@ make backups and will give you a copy of your work whenever you request it. See also: TMC, TBA-ADVERTISING #0 +REPORT-EXAMPLE BUILDER-REPORT + +The following is Justo's monthly builder's report update. These are not required, +but encouraged. Justo's zone is the most in-depth and well planned zone I have +ever seen. I have never seen anyone put so much work into a zone. Kudos to Justo. +I am saving this because I would like everyone to use Justo's work as an +outstanding example of how a builder should develop and plan a full zone. + + * * * * Midgaard Mail System * * * * +Date: Sun Oct 13 10:33:59 2002 + To: rumble +From: justo + What I've been doing in Zone 151 : + 1) Connected existing street system with Zone 82. + 2) Have been zediting doors to remain closed. + 3) Improved keywords on several mobs. + 4) Added the appropriate extra descs to 15 objects. ( Still wish it would not + say " A bottle of tequila of whisky." That is annoying. + 5) Fixed up some of the shops...shop 15102 is still a problem...but its + finally functioning which is an improvement. + 6) Erased old quest triggers that are not in phase with my current concept + for how the Zone should operate. Built some new ones that do conform + to the new concept ( I'll explain that shortly. ). + 7) Built a realistic blunderbuss with your appreciated help. + 8) Edited some of the Intro stuff in rooms 15100-15102. + * My original plan was to create something which people could actually + use to mud in the classical sense. But, I've rethought that a little. + Since everyone comments that Tejas 1820 is unique...and maybe a bit + alien, I've decided to make it into a more educationally-oriented + environment by setting up "sector guide" mobs which interact with + players and provide descriptive/directional info. The player asks + for help and those mobs provide it as best they can. + I'll also be adding one hack n' slash area for players to do + their usual thing...a Cantina. I'd initially intended to put + in some authentic desert wilderness around my San Juan Bautista + fort where players could go out and interact with the Apache + there and try to survive, but I'd rather allocate that Zone 82 + space to completing my town. I think that adding wilderness + ( actual frontier wildlands ) is going to require a third Zone + when I get that far along. + As for the educational "sector guide" mobs...my big dilemma is + trying to figure out just what the players might want to know about + Tejas 1820. I can Speech trigger those mobs...but what would a + player bother to ask them ? All of them are ICly-justified + bilinguals or multilinguals in varying degrees of proficiency. + But, I need more feedback on what players would like to know about + the Zone environment. + Maybe the way to go is to set up little instructional Quests for + the players. I might attempt that again. + Before we had a Ranger player that went around with a char and + tested the Zones. What have we got in that regard now ? + Justo's Monthly Zone report + +#31 TRIAL-VNUM-ASSIGNER ASSIGNER TRIAL-VNUM-LIMITER TBALIM JUNK-ASSIGNER LIMITER VNUM-ASSIGNER TASKS This object was created to help new builders follow the directions under @@ -12270,7 +12390,7 @@ The Builder Academy Code Base: [tbaMUD] the latest version Site: tbamud.com 9091 [84.49.244.105] Admin Email: rumble@@tbamud.com -Theme: Teaching Builders and tbaMUD codebase development +Theme: Teaching Builders and tbaMUD Codebase Development http://www.tbamud.com/ telnet://tbamud.com:9091 @@ -12285,61 +12405,62 @@ TBA will continue development and is always open to feedback and recommendations from the MUDding community. TBA is foremost a MUDding resource with the goal of improving the MUDding community. -The tbaMUD vision: - TbaMUD's vision is to provide the MUDding community a stable and functional -codebase that includes an in-depth World and help files that makes it ready to -be molded into a custom MUD by its coders and builders. We also provide -multiple resources to allow for feedback, contribution, and the sharing of -ideas within the MUDding community to ensure constant development and -improvements. - TbaMUD is highly developed from the programming side, but highly UNdeveloped -on the game-playing side. So, if you're looking for a huge MUD with billions of -spells, skills, classes, and races, tbaMUD will disappoint you. TbaMUD still -has only the 4 original Diku classes, the original spells, and the original -skills. On the other hand, if you're looking for a highly stable, developed, -organized, and well documented "blank slate" MUD on which you can put your OWN -ideas for spells, skills, and classes, then tbaMUD is what what you are looking -for. + We are happy to announce the sixth release of the codebase +formerly known as CircleMUD. If you are interested in a mature +and stable codebase with dedicated staff and support please check +us out. -The source: -http://www.tbamud.com/filebrowser/patches -The forums: -http://www.tbamud.com/forum +Download here: http://tbamud.com/filebrowser/patches/releases +Full changelog here: http://tbamud.com/files/changelog.txt -Rumble -The Builder Academy -tbamud.com 9091 +The tbaMUD vision: +TbaMUD's vision is to provide the MUDding community a stable and +functional codebase that includes an in-depth World and help files +that makes it ready to be molded into a custom MUD by its coders and +builders. We also provide multiple resources to allow for feedback, +contribution, and the sharing of ideas within the MUDding community +to ensure constant development and improvements. +TbaMUD is highly developed from the programming side, but highly +UNdeveloped on the game-playing side. So, if you're looking for a +huge MUD with billions of spells, skills, classes, and races, tbaMUD +will disappoint you. TbaMUD still has only the 4 original Diku +classes, the original spells, and the original skills. On the other +hand, if you're looking for a highly stable, developed, organized, +and well documented "blank slate" MUD on which you can put your OWN +ideas for spells, skills, and classes, then tbaMUD is what what you +are looking for. -The most challenging aspect of running a mud is finding good builders. You -will hear this from the admin of every MUD that has ever been. In the past it -has always been up to each individual MUD to find and attempt to train their -own builders. This works, but I think the MUDding community can come up with -something better. That is why I created The Builder Academy. +TBA's Vision: +The most challenging aspect of running a mud is finding good +builders. You will hear this from the admin of every MUD that has +ever been. In the past it has always been up to each individual MUD +to find and attempt to train their own builders. This works, but I +think the MUDding community can come up with something better. That +is why I created The Builder Academy. +TBA has been open to anyone interested in learning or teaching how +to build using Oasis OLC with dg scripts since 2000. TBA is now being +used to develop the tbaMUD codebase (formerly known as CircleMUD). +TBA has trained thousands of builders and has an extensive +tutorial and help file system. No pressure, no deadline, just come +learn, teach, or help develop tbaMUD. Give back to the community we +have all taken so much from. TBA is a MUDding resource. Please take +advantage of it so we can improve all of the MUDding community. +TBA is a low stress, no deadline, training environment. Where +anyone with motivation can work at their own pace to learn as much or +as little as they wish. Numerous people are available to answer +questions and give advice. 1000's of builders served and counting. +TBA can even be used by other MUDs as a builder's port. Just send +us your newbie builders. We will teach them and then you can have +them back with the zones they build. -TBA has been open to anyone interested in learning or teaching how to build -using Oasis OLC with dg scripts since 2000. TBA is now being used to develop -the tbaMUD codebase (formerly known as CircleMUD). - -TBA has trained thousands of builders and has an extensive tutorial and help -file system. No pressure, no deadline, just come learn, teach, or help develop -tbaMUD. Give back to the community we have all taken so much from. TBA is a -MUDding resource. Please take advantage of it so we can improve all of the -MUDding community. - - TBA is a low stress, no deadline, training environment. Where anyone with -motivation can work at their own pace to learn as much or as little as they -wish. Numerous people are available to answer questions and give advice. -1000's of builders served and counting. - -TBA can even be used by other MUDs as a builder's port. Just send us your -newbie builders. We will teach them and then you can have them back with the -zones they built. - -We are always open to anyone willing to learn, teach, or help develop tbaMUD. +We are always open to anyone willing to learn, teach, or help +develop tbaMUD. __________________ -Rumble -The Builder Academy +Rumble +The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +http://tbamud.com +rumble@tbamud.com #0 FAMOUS QUOTES FUNNY HUMOR JOKES LAUGH @@ -12365,6 +12486,7 @@ Surtur: .....i pray you never become a therapist or psychiatrist Fyre: i'll keep that in mind for the future Fizban gossips, 'And remember being told what a pretty little girl I was' +Fizban: You kno what? I just decided I want to be a waitress at Fultons :P Masok: Anyone else think that maybe we should randomly carpet bomb overly populated areas of poor or useless people? Masok: You cant. I have metal underwear. diff --git a/lib/text/news b/lib/text/news index 6b7d804..abd95e6 100644 --- a/lib/text/news +++ b/lib/text/news @@ -7,6 +7,9 @@ NEW COMMANDS AND NEW MUD BEHAVIOR: ** Check out the latest news and information on the tbaMUD codebase at @Chttp://tbamud.com@n. +** Your prompt will now show (news) and (motd) whenever these files + have been updated. + ** Added a new command to cancel all pending (queued) commands. For example a fighting player that has spammed 10 kick or spell commands can type '--' to cancel them all so they can instead flee. diff --git a/lib/world/mob/1.mob b/lib/world/mob/1.mob index 3937402..96a7235 100644 --- a/lib/world/mob/1.mob +++ b/lib/world/mob/1.mob @@ -923,10 +923,10 @@ E #164 drunk~ the drunk~ -A pathetic drunk is here, passed out. +A pathetic drunk is staggering around intoxicated almost to unconsciousness. ~ - He probably won't last very long. Some hoodlums or a thieve will come along -and relieve him of his money and maybe his life. + He probably won't last very long. Some hoodlums or a thief will come along +and relieve him of his money and maybe his life. ~ 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 400 E 6 18 6 1d1+60 1d2+1 @@ -1042,6 +1042,7 @@ to get back to his farm as soon as possible. 170 28900 8 8 2 E +T 302 #173 magi guildguard~ the magi guildguard~ diff --git a/lib/world/mob/12.mob b/lib/world/mob/12.mob index f49895f..e1d2c60 100644 --- a/lib/world/mob/12.mob +++ b/lib/world/mob/12.mob @@ -214,7 +214,7 @@ the test mob~ ~ Test mobs can be whatever you want them to be. ~ -72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E +8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E 3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0 30 900 8 8 0 diff --git a/lib/world/mob/309.mob b/lib/world/mob/309.mob index 4a71d88..bd6f0f2 100644 --- a/lib/world/mob/309.mob +++ b/lib/world/mob/309.mob @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ road, trying to dry up the areas of the road that are muddiest. 4106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 300 E 25 12 -5 5d5+250 4d4+4 250 62500 -8 8 1 +8 8 0 E #30903 muddy little boy~ @@ -345,9 +345,9 @@ donld smithy~ Donld~ Donld the smithy pounds away at his anvil. ~ - He is tall and lean, well muscled but not huge like many stereotypical -smiths of the area. He looks up at you without stopping pounding, winks with a -sligh smile, and goes back to concentrating on his anvil. + He is tall and lean, well muscled but not huge like many stereotypical smiths +of the area. He looks up at you without stopping his pounding, winks with a sly +smile, and goes back to concentrating on his anvil. ~ 124938 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 800 E 29 11 -7 5d5+290 4d4+4 diff --git a/lib/world/obj/0.obj b/lib/world/obj/0.obj index e6bb35a..5019b05 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/0.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/0.obj @@ -40,6 +40,10 @@ The email listing of the gods is pinned against the wall.~ 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 30 E +emails listing~ + HELP CONTACT +~ +E wizlist~ Implementors ~~~~~~~~~~~ @@ -56,10 +60,6 @@ wizlist~ Santa Shamra Shimmer Silvanos Smaug Snowlock Talgard Taylor Theophilus Tocamat Torpidai Treestump Tuskony Zizazat ~ -E -emails listing~ - HELP CONTACT -~ #5 foraged berries~ some foraged berries~ diff --git a/lib/world/obj/1.obj b/lib/world/obj/1.obj index 93fbce9..4d38c47 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/1.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/1.obj @@ -1782,8 +1782,8 @@ it together wrong. Someone must have not been able to "join" it properly. ~ #193 blood trickle stream thin liquid red blood~ -a thin stream or red liquid~ -A small trickle or red liquid flows from the shop to the north to a drain to the south.~ +a thin stream of red liquid~ +A small trickle of red liquid flows from the shop to the north to a drain to the south.~ ~ 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 13 0 @@ -1834,4 +1834,19 @@ that past grievance and hatreds were forgiven and it was used in amulets, bracelets and rings to ward off evil and protect against witchcraft and poisoning. Mistletoe symbolizes peace and love. ~ +#197 +kickme sign~ +a "kick me" sign~ +A sign with "kick me" written in bold black letters is laying on the ground.~ +~ +12 0 0 0 0 ak 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 +0 0 0 0 +1 1 0 0 +T 177 +E +kickme sign~ + The sign seems to suggest that someone should kick whoever is wearing it. A +piece of tape is affixed to the top of the small piece of paper and looks +perfect to place on someone's back. +~ $~ diff --git a/lib/world/obj/2.obj b/lib/world/obj/2.obj index 09ef625..13e50eb 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/2.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/2.obj @@ -255,7 +255,7 @@ pile ashes~ come from a regular fire. ~ #251 -marble fountain~ +water marble fountain water~ a marble fountain~ A large fountain with two statues standing protectively above it.~ ~ @@ -264,19 +264,6 @@ A large fountain with two statues standing protectively above it.~ 0 0 0 0 T 201 E -fountain~ - This is the most beautiful fountain you have ever set your eyes upon! It -has a marble bottom, which is clean enough to eat off from. In the center of -the fountain, you see some stone FIGURES. They have their mouths open. As you -look closely you can see that there is water streaming out from the mouths. -What a neat idea! -~ -E -statues figures~ - Below each statue is engraved a name. Rumble and Ferret. More is written -below the names but you must look more closely to read it. -~ -E rumble names ferret~ To bring peace where there was only war. To bring justice where there was only inequity. To bring freedom where there was only coercion. To bring @@ -284,4 +271,17 @@ balance where there was only chaos. To bring Sanctum to the world. DO NOTE ENTER FOUNTAIN! ~ +E +statues figures~ + Below each statue is engraved a name. Rumble and Ferret. More is written +below the names but you must look more closely to read it. +~ +E +fountain~ + This is the most beautiful fountain you have ever set your eyes upon! It +has a marble bottom, which is clean enough to eat off from. In the center of +the fountain, you see some stone FIGURES. They have their mouths open. As you +look closely you can see that there is water streaming out from the mouths. +What a neat idea! +~ $~ diff --git a/lib/world/obj/234.obj b/lib/world/obj/234.obj index 4d29a59..4b4e748 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/234.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/234.obj @@ -23,13 +23,17 @@ A small pouch has been dropped here.~ 15 1 -1 0 1 30 0 0 #23403 -fountain~ +milk fountain milk~ a fountain~ A drinking fountain looks out of place, here in the Arena.~ ~ 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -999 999 15 0 -1004 0 0 0 +-1 1 10 0 +0 0 0 0 +E +fountain milk~ + The fountain seems to be filled with milk! Of course, newbies drink milk. +~ #23404 leaves leaf~ a leaf~ @@ -38,6 +42,11 @@ A fallen leaf rests here.~ 19 0 0 0 0 a 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 +E +leaves leaf~ + The leaf has a strange magical affect to it. Your feet seem lighter as if +you may be able to walk on water. +~ #23405 newbie sword short shortsword~ a newbie shortsword~ diff --git a/lib/world/obj/257.obj b/lib/world/obj/257.obj index 857141b..ba6c602 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/257.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/257.obj @@ -929,13 +929,13 @@ A large, sociable bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -drop box message~ - Use 'look box' to write a message. -~ -E box~ If you can read this, the drop box is not working. ~ +E +drop box message~ + Use 'look box' to write a message. +~ #25797 board frozen bulletin~ a frozen bulletin board~ @@ -945,13 +945,13 @@ A large bulletin board is here, carved from a block of ice.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -freeze bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +freeze bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #25798 board holy bulletin~ a holy bulletin board~ @@ -961,13 +961,13 @@ A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here. It glows with a faint aura.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -holy bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +holy bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #25799 board bulletin~ a bulletin board~ @@ -977,11 +977,11 @@ A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ $~ diff --git a/lib/world/obj/3.obj b/lib/world/obj/3.obj index 3aecaa8..15e3a1d 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/3.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/3.obj @@ -202,13 +202,13 @@ A small sword lies here.~ 0 1 6 11 3 60 0 0 E -inscription~ - It says: 'May this sword be a good companion. ' -~ -E sword small~ The small sword seems to have an inscription of some sort inscription... ~ +E +inscription~ + It says: 'May this sword be a good companion. ' +~ #322 sword long~ a long sword~ @@ -500,6 +500,7 @@ A metal staff has carelessly been left here.~ 4 g 0 0 0 ao 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 2 2 15 7 850 0 0 +T 303 E staff metal~ The staff is made of metals unknown to you. @@ -614,13 +615,13 @@ A large, sociable bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -social bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +social bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #397 board frozen bulletin~ a frozen bulletin board~ @@ -630,13 +631,13 @@ A large bulletin board is here, carved from a block of ice.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -freeze bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +freeze bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #398 board holy bulletin~ a holy bulletin board~ @@ -646,13 +647,13 @@ A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here. It glows with a faint aura.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -holy bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +holy bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #399 board bulletin~ a bulletin board~ @@ -662,11 +663,11 @@ A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ $~ diff --git a/lib/world/obj/30.obj b/lib/world/obj/30.obj index b52c6f6..c722ef5 100644 --- a/lib/world/obj/30.obj +++ b/lib/world/obj/30.obj @@ -135,13 +135,13 @@ A small sword lies here.~ 0 1 6 11 3 60 10 0 E -inscription~ - It says: 'May this sword be a good companion. ' -~ -E sword small~ The small sword seems to have an inscription of some sort. ~ +E +inscription~ + It says: 'May this sword be a good companion. ' +~ #3022 sword long~ a long sword~ @@ -535,13 +535,13 @@ A large, sociable bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -social bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +social bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #3097 boards frozen bulletin gen_boards~ a frozen bulletin board~ @@ -551,13 +551,13 @@ A large bulletin board is here, carved from a block of ice.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -freeze bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +freeze bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #3098 boards holy bulletin gen_boards~ a holy bulletin board~ @@ -567,13 +567,13 @@ A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here. It glows with a faint aura.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -holy bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +holy bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ #3099 boards bulletin gen_boards~ a bulletin board~ @@ -583,11 +583,11 @@ A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.~ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 E -bulletin~ - Use 'look board' to read the board. -~ -E board~ If you can read this, the board is not working. ~ +E +bulletin~ + Use 'look board' to read the board. +~ $~ diff --git a/lib/world/trg/0.trg b/lib/world/trg/0.trg index 1e15094..8c0e646 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/0.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/0.trg @@ -11,19 +11,17 @@ Mob Tutorial Example Quest Offer - M14~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * A very basic 3 trigger receive quest. Trigs 1-3. * Make sure the actor is a player first. -if %actor.is_pc% +if %actor.is_pc% && %direction% == south * only greet players coming from the south. - if %direction% == south - * wait 1 second, always give the player time before you start sending text. - wait 1 sec - say Can you help me, %actor.name%? - wait 1 sec - say An ogre has something of mine. - wait 1 sec - say If you slay him I'll give you all the coins I can spare. - wait 1 sec - say Please, bring me the wings he has stolen. - end + * wait 1 second, always give the player time before you start sending text. + wait 1 sec + say Can you help me, %actor.name%? + wait 1 sec + say An ogre has something of mine. + wait 1 sec + say If you slay him I'll give you all the coins I can spare. + wait 1 sec + say Please, bring me the wings he has stolen. end ~ #2 @@ -36,7 +34,7 @@ say you got the best of me %actor.name%. But I'll be back. * Load the wings to be returned to the questmaster. %load% obj 1 * Reload the mob for the next questor. -%load% mob 16 +%load% mob %self.vnum% ~ #3 Mob Tutorial Example Completion - 14~ @@ -53,7 +51,7 @@ if %object.vnum% == 1 * Reward the actor with an entire gold coin! nop %actor.gold(1)% wait 5 sec -%purge% %object% + %purge% %object% else * This isn't the right object - don't accept it. say I don't want that - bring me back my wings. @@ -110,7 +108,7 @@ Obj Command Magic Eight Ball - O47~ shake~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Numeric Arg: 2 means in character's carried inventory. -* Command trigs do not work for level 32 and above. +* Command trigs do not work for level 33 and above. * There are 20 possible answers that the Magic Eight Ball can give. * Of these, nine are full positive, two are full negative, one is * mostly positive, three are mostly negative, and five are abstentions. @@ -231,16 +229,13 @@ Tutorial Quest 1317 - Starter~ ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Quest Trigs 9-12. If the player comes from the south and has not done the quest. -if %direction% == south - if %actor.varexists(solved_tutorial_quest_zone_0)% - wait 1 sec - say you have already completed this quest. - halt - else - wait 1 sec - say Hello, %actor.name%. Could you find me the magic eight ball? - say Please say yes, %actor.name%. - end +if %direction% == south && %actor.varexists(solved_tutorial_quest_zone_0)% + wait 1 sec + say you have already completed this quest. +else + wait 1 sec + say Hello, %actor.name%. Could you find me the magic eight ball? + say Please say yes, %actor.name%. end ~ #10 @@ -263,7 +258,7 @@ Tutorial Quest 1317 - Completion~ ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Quest Trigs 9-12. If the player returns the right object reward them. -if !%actor.varexists(solved_tutorial_quest_zone_0)% && %object.vnum% == 1394 +if !%actor.varexists(solved_tutorial_quest_zone_0)% && %object.vnum% == 47 set solved_tutorial_quest_zone_0 1 remote solved_tutorial_quest_zone_0 %actor.id% %purge% %object% @@ -296,9 +291,8 @@ wait 1 sec ~ #13 Restorative Comfy Bed 1401 - Sleep~ -1 c 100 +1 c 4 sl~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. if %mud.mudcommand% == sleep && %arg% == bed %force% %actor% sleep set laying_in_comfy_bed_14 1 @@ -326,7 +320,7 @@ done Restorative Comfy Bed 1401 - Wake~ 1 c 100 wa~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. +* does not work for level 33 and above. if %cmd.mudcommand% == wake %force% %actor% wake rdelete laying_in_comfy_bed_14 %actor.id% @@ -452,7 +446,6 @@ Rumble's Spy~ 0 d 100 *~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -* put a wait in here so it doesn't fire before the player enters the room * Arguments: * means all speech will trigger this. * This will echo all speech to Rumble. %at% rumble %echo% %actor.name% says, '%speech%' @@ -475,7 +468,7 @@ IF Example~ ~ * By Rumble & Relsqui of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * First we set %anumber% to some number between 1 and 100. -eval anumber %random.100% +set anumber %random.100% * Then the beginning of the if-block. if %anumber% == 5 * The following commands are only executed if the above condition is true. @@ -819,15 +812,14 @@ Mob Quote Using Arrays~ 0 d 100 quote~ * By Jamie Nelson from the forum http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dg_scripts/ -eval w1max %random.20% -eval w2max %random.20% -eval w3max %random.20% -eval w4max %random.20% +eval w1max %random.21% +eval w2max %random.21% +eval w3max %random.21% +eval w4max %random.21% eval w5max %random.11% -eval w6max %random.20% -set w1[0] phenomenal +eval w6max %random.21%l set w1[1] rapid -set w1[2] chilling +set w1[2] chilling set w1[3] insipid set w1[4] nauseating set w1[5] astronomical @@ -846,7 +838,7 @@ set w1[17] unprecedented set w1[18] unparalleled set w1[19] insidious set w1[20] broad -set w2[0] growth +set w1[21] phenomena set w2[1] decline set w2[2] prospects set w2[3] acceleration @@ -867,7 +859,7 @@ set w2[17] litigation set w2[18] declivity set w2[19] hastening set w2[20] paradigm shifting -set w3[0] the Internet +set w2[21] growth set w3[1] urban tax dollars set w3[2] new technologies set w3[3] gender identification disorders @@ -888,7 +880,7 @@ set w3[17] technological change set w3[18] the ozone layer set w3[19] human resources set w3[20] current epistemologies -set w4[0] forever dissipate +set w3[21] the Internet set w4[1] escalate set w4[2] aggrandize set w4[3] overhaul @@ -909,7 +901,7 @@ set w4[17] evaporate set w4[18] indenture set w4[19] intensify set w4[20] undermine -set w5[0] today's +set w4[21] forever dissipate set w5[1] tomorrow's set w5[2] the entrenchment of our set w5[3] worldwide @@ -921,7 +913,7 @@ set w5[8] our set w5[9] the demise of our set w5[10] our grandchildren's set w5[11] all hope for -set w6[0] business models +set w5[12] today's set w6[1] re-ruralization set w6[2] human condition set w6[3] family values @@ -942,24 +934,14 @@ set w6[17] fiduciary responsibility set w6[18] genetic diversity set w6[19] intestinal fortitude set w6[20] computer literacy -set w1 %%w1[%w1max%]%% -eval w1 %w1% -set msg The %w1% -set w2 %%w2[%w2max%]%% -eval w2 %w2% -set msg %msg% %w2% of -set w3 %%w3[%w3max%]%% -eval w3 %w3% -set msg %msg% %w3% -set w4 %%w4[%w4max%]%% -eval w4 %w4% -set msg %msg% will %w4% -set w5 %%w5[%w5max%]%% -eval w5 %w5% -set msg %msg% %w5% -set w6 %%w6[%w6max%]%% -eval w6 %w6% -set msg %msg% %w6% +set w6[21] business models +eval w1 %%w1[%w1max%]%% +eval w2 %%w2[%w2max%]%% +eval w3 %%w3[%w3max%]%% +eval w4 %%w4[%w4max%]%% +eval w5 %%w5[%w5max%]%% +eval w6 %%w6[%w6max%]%% +set msg The %w1% %w2% of %w3% will %w4% %w5% %w6% say %msg% ~ #34 @@ -983,8 +965,7 @@ Mob Room Specific Speeches~ ~ * By Rumble * So we don't get problems if more than one is loaded. -context %self.id% -eval room %self.room% +set room %self.room% switch %room.vnum% case 1300 say this is where I began my journey. @@ -1168,7 +1149,6 @@ Obj Command quarter flip example~ flip~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Numeric Arg: 2 means in character's carried inventory -* does not work for level 32 and above. if coin /= %arg% || quarter /= %arg% %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% flips a coin high up into the air. %send% %actor% You flip the coin up into the air. @@ -1216,7 +1196,7 @@ Mob Following Assist Master~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Make following mob assist. if %self.master% - eval master %self.master% + set master %self.master% if %master.fighting% say I will save you Master %master.name% wait 1 sec @@ -1233,39 +1213,39 @@ Random Equipment Scatter and Teleport~ wait 1 sec %send% %actor% You feel you must not have been worthy when a powerful force hurls you back through the gates. wait 2 sec -set stunned %actor.hitp% -1 +eval stunned %actor.hitp% -1 %damage% %actor% %stunned% eval num %random.99% + 20300 %teleport% %actor% %num% while %actor.inventory% - eval item %actor.inventory% + set item %actor.inventory% if %item.type% == CONTAINER while %item.contents% - eval stolen %item.contents.vnum% + set stolen %item.contents.vnum% %echo% purging %item.contents.shortdesc% in container. %purge% %item.contents% eval num %random.99% + 2300 %at% %num% %load% obj %stolen% done end - eval item_to_purge %actor.inventory% - eval stolen %item.vnum% + set item_to_purge %actor.inventory% + set stolen %item.vnum% %purge% %item_to_purge% eval num %random.99% + 2300 %at% %num% %load% obj %stolen% done -eval i 0 +set i 0 while %i% < 18 - eval item %%actor.eq(%i%)%% + set item %actor.eq(%i%)% if %item% - eval stolen %item.vnum% - eval item_to_purge %%actor.eq(%i%)%% + set stolen %item.vnum% + set item_to_purge %%actor.eq(%i%)%% %send% %actor% You drop %item.shortdesc% %purge% %item_to_purge% eval num %random.99% + 20300 %at% %num% %load% obj %stolen% end - eval i %i%+1 + eval i %i% + 1 done %force% %actor% look ~ @@ -1308,22 +1288,21 @@ switch %cmd% %send% %actor% You must supply a code. halt else - eval isnum ((%arg%*2)/2) - if %isnum%<=999 + if %arg% <= 999 %send% %actor% You must supply a code that is a number. (more then 1) %send% %actor% And for security reasons, greater then 4 digits. halt else - oset 3 %isnum% - %send% %actor% You set the code on %self.shortdesc% to %isnum%. - set fingerprint %isnum% + nop %self.val3(%arg%)% + %send% %actor% You set the code on %self.shortdesc% to %arg%. + set fingerprint %arg% remote fingerprint %actor.id% end end break case recognise %send% %actor% A laser scans your fingerprint. - if %arg%!=%self.val3% + if %arg% != %self.val3% %send% %actor% Access Denied. halt else @@ -1333,8 +1312,8 @@ switch %cmd% end break case fingerprint - if %arg%!=open - if %arg!=close + if %arg% != open + if %arg != close %send% %actor% You must type either: %send% %actor% fingerprint open %send% %actor% or @@ -1351,17 +1330,17 @@ switch %cmd% %send% %actor% Access Denied. halt else - %send% %actor% Access Granted. - if %oc%==2 - oset 1 15 - %send% %actor% Closed and locked. - elseif %oc%==1 - oset 1 0 - %send% %actor% Unlocked and open. - else - %send% Broken. + %send% %actor% Access Granted. + if %oc% == 2 + nop %self.val1(15)% + %send% %actor% Closed and locked. + elseif %oc% == 1 + nop %self.val1(0)% + %send% %actor% Unlocked and open. + else + %send% Broken. + end end - end break default return 0 @@ -1425,20 +1404,17 @@ Mob Death Purges Equipment~ * Purge all inventory first. say You damn whipper snappers. You may have beat me this time, but my equipment goes only to those who deserve it. emote donates everything. -eval i %self.inventory% -while %i% - set next %i.next_in_list% - %purge% %i% - eval i %next% +while %self.inventory%% + %purge% %self.inventory% done * While we have an equipment slot, purge that too. -eval i 0 +set i 0 while %i% < 18 - eval item %self.eq(%i%)% + set item %self.eq(%i%)% if %item% %purge% %item% end - eval i %i%+1 + eval i %i% + 1 done ~ #45 @@ -1449,7 +1425,7 @@ Rumble's Shotgun~ * If the object is being wielded. if %self.worn_by% * This is a random trigger so actor has to be defined. - eval actor %self.worn_by% + set actor %self.worn_by% * If the person wielding the object is fighting. if %actor.fighting% * Count the shots. @@ -1463,9 +1439,9 @@ if %self.worn_by% halt end * We also have to define the victim. - eval victim %actor.fighting% + set victim %actor.fighting% * Send the messages and do the damage. - %echoaround% %actor.name% %actor.name% points %self.shortdesc% at %victim.name% and pulls the trigger. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% points %self.shortdesc% at %victim.name% and pulls the trigger. %send% %actor% You point %self.shortdesc% at %victim.name% and pull the trigger. %damage% %victim% 10 end @@ -1498,21 +1474,18 @@ if %polly% > 1 emote looks at you curiously. break default - eval say %%phrase(%random.%%number%%)%)%% + eval say %phrase(%%random.%number%%%)% emote squawks, %say% break done * Learn new phrases eval number (%number% + 1) - eval phrase(%number%) %speech% + set phrase(%number%) %speech% global number global phrase(%number%) * Reset array after 10 phrases if %number% == 10 - eval number 0 - global number - eval maxphrases 1 - global maxphrases + unset number end end ~ @@ -1522,14 +1495,18 @@ Mob Greet Steal~ ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Steal the first item in the players inventory. -eval item %actor.inventory% +set item %actor.inventory% if %item% - %echo% purging %item.shortdesc% with vnum %item.vnum% in %actor.name%'s inventory. - %load% obj %item.vnum% - %purge% %item% + if %item.vnum% != 1 + %echo% purging %item.shortdesc% with vnum %item.vnum% in %actor.name%'s inventory. + %load% obj %item.vnum% + %purge% %item% + else + %echo% can't purge %item.shortdesc% with vnum %item.vnum% in %actor.name%'s inventory because it may be a unique item. + end else - %echo% I cant find %item.shortdesc% with vnum %item.vnum% in %actor.name%'s inventory. - %echo% I cant find an item in %actor.name%'s inventory. + %echo% I can't find %item.shortdesc% with vnum %item.vnum% in %actor.name%'s inventory. + %echo% I can't find an item in %actor.name%'s inventory. end ~ #48 @@ -1538,25 +1515,29 @@ Object Command Assemble~ join~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Assemble an orb onto a staff to make a new item. Trig attached to obj 189 -eval currentroom %self.room% +set currentroom %self.room% * Make sure they are in room 133 with the 2 objects. -if %currentroom.vnum% == 133 && %actor.inventory(189)% && %actor.inventory(191)% - * Purge 191, but leave 189 since we are going to %transform% it. - %purge% %actor.inventory(191)% - * lets make it a 50/50 chance of working. - switch %random.2% - case 1 - %transform% 12 - %send% %actor% As you join the orb to the staff it clicks into place. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% places an orb onto %actor.hisher% staff. - break - default - %transform% 192 - %send% %actor% As you try to join the orb to the staff it turns in your hands and snaps in half. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% tries to place an orb onto %actor.hisher% staff until the staff twists in %actor.hisher% hands and snaps in half. - break - done - detach 48 %self.id% +if %currentroom.vnum(133)% + if %actor.inventory(189)% && %actor.inventory(191)% + * Purge 191, but leave 189 since we are going to %transform% it. + %purge% %actor.inventory(191)% + * lets make it a 50/50 chance of working. + switch %random.2% + case 1 + %transform% 12 + %send% %actor% As you join the orb to the staff it clicks into place. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% places an orb onto %actor.hisher% staff. + break + default + %transform% 192 + %send% %actor% As you try to join the orb to the staff it turns in your hands and snaps in half. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% tries to place an orb onto %actor.hisher% staff until the staff twists in %actor.hisher% hands and snaps in half. + break + done + detach 48 %self.id% + else + %send% %actor% You do not have the required items to do this. + end else %send% %actor% You can not do that here. end @@ -1608,7 +1589,7 @@ Room Random heal Example~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Fires only when a player is in the room. * Actor is not defined with trigger type random, you must define it. -eval actor %random.char% +set actor %random.char% %damage% %actor% -10 %send% %actor% A healing breeze flows through the room. %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% looks refreshed. @@ -1616,7 +1597,7 @@ eval actor %random.char% #52 Room Command Example~ 2 c 100 -*~ +l~ if %cmd.mudcommand% == look && bridge /= %arg% %send% %actor% As you look at the bridge a small form staggers out from underneath it. %echoaround% %actor% As %actor.name% peers under the bridge a small form emerges. @@ -1644,16 +1625,16 @@ Room Speech Example~ * To go through a long string of text looking at each word you can * use a while loop. You could also check for matching text. * -* evaluate the first word -eval word %speech.car% -* evaluate the rest of the speech string -eval rest %speech.cdr% +* set the first word +set word %speech.car% +* set the rest of the speech string +se rest %speech.cdr% * while there is a first word keep going while %word% %echo% the first word is: %word% %echo% the remaining text is: %rest% - eval word %rest.car% - eval rest %rest.cdr% + set word %rest.car% + set rest %rest.cdr% done ~ #54 @@ -1767,91 +1748,88 @@ Mob Random Example~ 0 b 2 ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -* With random triggers ACTOR is NOT defined. So set it. -set actor %random.char% -wait 1 sec -say Hey! You don't belong here! -emote mumbles, 'Now what was that spell...' -wait 1 sec -* Senile old guard casts random spells on intruders. -switch %random.17% - case 1 - dg_cast 'cure light' %actor% - break - case 2 - dg_cast 'magic missile' %actor% - break - case 3 - dg_cast 'detect invisibility' - break - case 4 - dg_cast 'detect magic' - break - case 5 - dg_cast 'bless' %actor% - break - case 6 - dg_cast 'heal' %actor% - break - case 7 - dg_cast 'infravision' - break - case 8 - dg_cast 'invisibility' %actor% - break - case 9 - dg_cast 'armor' %actor% - break - case 10 - dg_cast 'strength' %actor% - break - case 11 - dg_cast 'sleep' %actor% - break - case 12 - dg_cast 'blindness' %actor% - break - case 13 - dg_cast 'detect poison' %actor% - break - case 14 - dg_cast 'curse' %actor% - break - case 15 - dg_cast 'poison' %actor% - break - case 16 - if %actor.align% > 0 - dg_cast 'dispel good' %actor% - else - dg_cast 'dispel evil' %actor% - end - break - default - * Senile magi "almost" kills himself. - say That wasn't right... - %echo% A failed spell backfires on the mage! - %damage% %self% %self.hitp% - * Remove the trig so he will stop trying to cast while incapacitated. - detach all %self.id% - break -done +* don't let him cast while incapacitated. +if %self.hitp% > 0 + * With random triggers ACTOR is NOT defined. So set it. + set actor %random.char% + wait 1 sec + say Hey! You don't belong here! + emote mumbles, 'Now what was that spell...' + wait 1 sec + * Senile old guard casts random spells on intruders. + switch %random.17% + case 1 + dg_cast 'cure light' %actor% + break + case 2 + dg_cast 'magic missile' %actor% + break + case 3 + dg_cast 'detect invisibility' + break + case 4 + dg_cast 'detect magic' + break + case 5 + dg_cast 'bless' %actor% + break + case 6 + dg_cast 'heal' %actor% + break + case 7 + dg_cast 'infravision' + break + case 8 + dg_cast 'invisibility' %actor% + break + case 9 + dg_cast 'armor' %actor% + break + case 10 + dg_cast 'strength' %actor% + break + case 11 + dg_cast 'sleep' %actor% + break + case 12 + dg_cast 'blindness' %actor% + break + case 13 + dg_cast 'detect poison' %actor% + break + case 14 + dg_cast 'curse' %actor% + break + case 15 + dg_cast 'poison' %actor% + break + case 16 + if %actor.align% > 0 + dg_cast 'dispel good' %actor% + else + dg_cast 'dispel evil' %actor% + end + break + default + * Senile magi "almost" kills himself. + say That wasn't right... + %echo% A failed spell backfires on the mage! + %damage% %self% %self.hitp% + break + done +end ~ #62 Mob Command Example~ 0 c 100 l~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -* does not work for level 32 and above. * Make sure the command is look, check for any abbrev of window if %cmd.mudcommand% == look && %arg% /= orb %send% %actor% As you look at the orb a feeling of peace and serenity comes over you. %echoround% %actor% %actor.name% stares at the orb. - return 0 -else - * If it doesn't match let the command continue. - return 0 end +return 0 ~ #63 Mob Speech and Expressions Example~ @@ -1907,7 +1885,7 @@ if %actor.is_pc% set rnumber %random.10% say your random number is: %rnumber% * increment it by 1. - set rnumber %rnumber% + 1 + eval rnumber %rnumber% + 1 say your incremented random number is: %rnumber% else say you are not a player. @@ -1923,7 +1901,7 @@ slap %actor.name% wait 1 sec say I'm not that kind of girl. pout -eval inroom %self.room% +set inroom %self.room% %zoneecho% %inroom.vnum% %self.name% shouts, '%actor.name% kisses like a fish.' ~ #65 @@ -1988,18 +1966,18 @@ Mob Entry Example~ ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * First find the room the mob is in and put the value in %inroom% -eval inroom %self.room% +set inroom %self.room% * then check on the rooms vnum if %inroom.vnum% == 33 say I, %self.name%, declare this room Rumble's. end -eval person %inroom.people% +set person %inroom.people% wait 1 sec * While there are still people in the room. while %person% %echo% I am targetting %person.name%. * Target the next person in the room. - eval person %person.next_in_room% + set person %person.next_in_room% done ~ #69 @@ -2028,14 +2006,12 @@ Mob Fight Example~ 0 k 100 ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -* Set the context to this specific mob so more than one can use this trig. -context %self.id% * Only cast the spell every 30 seconds. if %already_cast% wait 30 s unset already_cast else - dg_cast 'magic missile' %actor.name% + dg_cast 'magic missile' %actor% set already_cast 1 * By globalling the variable it can be accessed by other triggers or when * this trigger fires a second time. @@ -2180,10 +2156,10 @@ oset 1 0 ~ #80 Obj Random Example~ -1 b 100 +1 b 1 ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -eval actor %self.worn_by% +set actor %self.worn_by% if %actor% %send% %actor% War's Blood thirsts for battle. end @@ -2256,11 +2232,13 @@ end Obj Wear Example~ 1 j 100 ~ -* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -if %actor.str% < 17 - %send% %actor% %self.shortdesc% is too heavy for you to use. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% tries to use %self.shortdesc% but can't seem to hold it up. - return 0 +if %actor.is_pc% + * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 + if %actor.str% < 17 + %send% %actor% %self.shortdesc% is too heavy for you to use. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% tries to use %self.shortdesc% but can't seem to hold it up. + return 0 + end end ~ #87 @@ -2304,7 +2282,7 @@ Special Characters Example~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Special Characters Example - how to automatically substitute possessive pronouns. %echo% VNUM: %self.vnum% -eval thing %self.name.car% +set thing %self.name.car% %echo% FIRST KEYWORD: %thing% %echo% NAME'S, SOMEONE'S, YOUR: |%thing% %echo% NAME, SOMEONE, YOU: %thing% @@ -2522,7 +2500,7 @@ Puff - Random Advice~ 0 ab 12 ~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -eval max %random.197% +set man %random.197% set text[1] My god! It's full of stars! set text[2] How'd all those fish get up here? set text[3] Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. @@ -2732,7 +2710,7 @@ if %arg.room% != %actor.room% || %arg.id% == %actor.id% %send% %actor% Shoot: Invalid Target! halt end -eval inroom %actor.room% +set inroom %actor.room% if %arg.inventory(80)% %echoaround% %actor.name% %actor.name% blasts %arg.name% with %actor.hisher% paintball gun. %send% %actor% You blast %arg.name%. @@ -2754,7 +2732,7 @@ if %arg.room% != %actor.room% || %arg.id% == %actor.id% %send% %actor% Shoot: Invalid Target! halt end -eval inroom %actor.room% +set inroom %actor.room% if %arg.inventory(81)% %echoaround% %actor.name% %actor.name% blasts %arg.name% with %actor.hisher% paintball gun. %send% %actor% You blast %arg.name%. diff --git a/lib/world/trg/1.trg b/lib/world/trg/1.trg index 423e298..55397d6 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/1.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/1.trg @@ -17,6 +17,7 @@ end Room Command - portal to Midgaard~ 2 c 100 en~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %cmd.mudcommand% == enter && portal /= %arg% %send% %actor% You enter the portal. %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% bravely enters the portal. @@ -45,12 +46,13 @@ end Mob Greet Newbie Guide - 196~ 0 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.is_pc% if %actor.level% <= 3 wait 1 sec bow wait 1 sec - say may I suggest you visit the newbie zones under HELP AREAS. + say may I suggest you visit the newbie zones under HELP AREAS by typing TELEPORT NEWBIE. end if %actor.level% >= 30 wait 1 sec @@ -59,7 +61,7 @@ if %actor.is_pc% end ~ #104 -Mob Speech Speaker of the Land - 156~ +FREE~ 0 d 100 entered~ wait 1 sec @@ -69,6 +71,8 @@ gos All Welcome %actor.name% to our Realm! Mob Greet Hannibal - 140~ 0 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +* Shopkeeper greets players based on male/female/neutral. if %actor.is_pc% wait 1 sec if %actor.sex% == male @@ -462,6 +466,7 @@ eval inroom %self.room% Mob Greet Beggar - 165~ 0 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.is_pc% wait 1 sec say Money for the poor? @@ -471,6 +476,7 @@ end Mob Bribe Beggar - 165~ 0 m 1 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 wait 1 sec if %actor.sex% == MALE say Thank you, kind sir. @@ -865,25 +871,33 @@ Quest Mob Loads Head - 15~ Dove - 193~ 0 b 5 ~ -eval max %random.2% -set txt[1] pecks at your feet. -set txt[2] coo's lightly. -set speech %%txt[%max%]%% -eval speech %speech% -emote %speech% +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +* Allows you to create multiple random actions. +* Numeric Arg of 5 fires about every 4 minutes. HELP RANDOM-TIMING +* %random.#% must match the highest txt# below. +eval number %random.5% +set txt1 pecks at your feet. +set txt2 coo's lightly. +set txt3 bobs its head as if to the beat of a drum. +set txt4 takes flight and lands a few feet away. +set txt5 deposits a liquidy black and white substance on your foot. +* set txt# .... add more here. +eval string %%txt%number%%% +emote %string% ~ #146 Apprentice healer - 201~ 0 b 20 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * This is required because a random trig does not have an actor. set actor %random.char% * only continue if an actor is defined. if %actor% - * if they have lost more than half their hitpoints heal em + * If they have lost more than half their hitpoints heal them. if %actor.hitp% < %actor.maxhitp% / 2 wait 1 sec - say You are injured, let me help. + tell %actor.name% You are injured, let me help. wait 2 sec %echoaround% %actor% %self.name% lays %self.hisher% hands on %actor.name%'s wounds and bows %actor.hisher% head in concentration. %send% %actor% %self.name% lays %self.hisher% hands on your wounds and bows %actor.hisher% head in concentration. @@ -895,6 +909,7 @@ end Black Magi Spell - 144~ 0 k 10 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.level% > 10 say you are a fool %actor.name%. dg_cast 'color spray' %actor% @@ -904,53 +919,53 @@ end Mouse Emote - 194~ 0 b 5 ~ -eval max %random.4% -set txt[1] scurries away quickly. -set txt[2] stands up on its hind legs and sniffs the air. -set txt[3] chews on some trash. -set txt[4] squeaks and shakes some water and rain out of its fur. -set speech %%txt[%max%]%% -eval speech %speech% -emote %speech% +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +eval number %random.4% +set txt1 scurries away quickly. +set txt2 stands up on its hind legs and sniffs the air. +set txt3 chews on some trash. +set txt4 squeaks and shakes some water and rain out of its fur. +eval string %%txt%number%%% +emote %string% ~ #149 Cat Emote - 139~ 0 b 10 ~ -eval max %random.4% -set txt[1] hisses at you. -set txt[2] purrs happily as it brushes up against your leg. -set txt[3] plays with something it has already killed. -set txt[4] swishes its tail back and forth as it eyes some prey. -set speech %%txt[%max%]%% -eval speech %speech% -emote %speech% +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +eval number %random.4% +set txt1 hisses at you. +set txt2 purrs happily as it brushes up against your leg. +set txt3 plays with something it has already killed. +set txt4 swishes its tail back and forth as it eyes some prey. +eval string %%txt%number%%% +emote %string% ~ #150 Dog Emote - 192~ 0 b 10 ~ -eval max %random.4% -set txt[1] sniffs at you friendlily. -set txt[2] whimpers for some attention. -set txt[3] growls menacingly at your feet. -set txt[4] watches your every movement suspiciously. -set speech %%txt[%max%]%% -eval speech %speech% -emote %speech% +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +eval number %random.4% +set txt1 sniffs at you friendlily. +set txt2 whimpers for some attention. +set txt3 growls menacingly at your feet. +set txt4 watches your every movement suspiciously. +eval string %%txt%number%%% +emote %string% ~ #151 Townsman Emote - 170~ 0 b 10 ~ -eval max %random.4% -set txt[1] mumbles something about the weather. -set txt[2] looks up at the sky warily. -set txt[3] seems to have forgotten where he was headed. -set txt[4] acknowledges you with a nod as he passes. -set speech %%txt[%max%]%% -eval speech %speech% -emote %speech% +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +eval number %random.4% +set txt1 mumbles something about the weather. +set txt2 looks up at the sky warily. +set txt3 seems to have forgotten where he was headed. +set txt4 acknowledges you with a nod as he passes. +eval string %%txt%number%%% +emote %string% ~ #152 Angel Receives Treats - 207~ @@ -1080,6 +1095,7 @@ end 10 sided die roll - 173~ 1 c 7 roll~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if dice /= %arg% || die /= %arg% %send% %actor% You throw the ten sided die on the ground. %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% throws %actor.hisher% ten sided die on the ground. @@ -1093,6 +1109,7 @@ end Bell Toll - 101~ 2 c 100 pull~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if rope /= %arg% %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% struggles as %actor.heshe% pulls on the rope. %send% %actor% You pull the rope putting all your weight into it. It slowly gives. @@ -1105,19 +1122,20 @@ end Cancer Stick Smoking - 176~ 1 c 2 light~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * put your objects alias here, /= will match abbreviations of it. if cigarette /= %arg% || cancer /= %arg% || stick /= %arg% - %send% %actor% You light up a %self.name%. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% lights up a %self.name%. + %send% %actor% You light up %self.shortdesc%. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% lights up a %self.shortdesc%. * use as many puffs and as much time between puffs as you want. while %puffs% < 4 wait 10 sec - %send% %actor% You take a puff off of your %self.name%. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% takes a puff of smoke off of %actor.hisher% %self.name%. + %send% %actor% You take a puff off of %self.shortdesc%. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% takes a puff of smoke off of %actor.hisher% %self.shortdesc%. eval puffs %puffs% + 1 done - %send% %actor% You take a final puff and put the %self.name% out. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% takes a final puff and puts %actor.hisher% %self.name% out. + %send% %actor% You take a final puff and put the %self.shortdesc% out. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% takes a final puff and puts %actor.hisher% %self.shortdesc% out. %purge% %self% else %send% %actor% What would you like to %cmd%? @@ -1127,6 +1145,7 @@ end Puppy plays - 191~ 0 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.vnum% == 207 wait 1 sec emote growls playfully at %actor.name%, crouching down into a mock attack position. @@ -1158,7 +1177,7 @@ say %speech% Picking Mushrooms~ 2 c 100 pi~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Make sure the command matches MUD command pick, check for any abbrev of mushrooms. if %cmd.mudcommand% == pick && mushrooms /= %arg% %load% obj 1300 %actor% inv @@ -1174,6 +1193,7 @@ end Room Heals - 101~ 2 b 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * This is required because a random trig does not have an actor. set actor %random.char% * only continue if an actor is defined. @@ -1189,6 +1209,7 @@ end Beggin Strips - 164~ 1 s 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 %send% %actor% You gag in disgust at the foul taste of the dog treats. %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% gags in disgust at the foul taste of the dog treats. return 0 @@ -1288,7 +1309,6 @@ Mob Questshop Example~ *~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * A questshop that uses questpoints! -* Command triggers do not work for level 32 and above. if %cmd.mudcommand% == list * %send% %actor% ## Available Item Cost in Questpoints @@ -1329,6 +1349,7 @@ end Questpoint Setter - 44~ 1 c 1 questpoints~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Questpoint setter. For STAFF only! Make sure player has nohassle off. * Make sure name matches a player, purge mobs or use 0.name if you have * troubles. @@ -1351,15 +1372,17 @@ end Quest Token check if player is on quest - 15~ 1 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if !%actor.varexists(on_quest_zone_1)% %send% %actor% You are not on a quest, don't steal other peoples quest items! + return 0 end ~ #170 Load Tapcode Paper - 97~ 2 c 100 wa~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if !%actor.has_item(83)% && %cmd.mudcommand% == wake nop %actor.pos(sitting)% %send% %actor% As you slowly regain consciousness you hear a shuffling of feet outside the door. @@ -1375,7 +1398,7 @@ end Tapcode Say Stuff - 97-93~ 2 b 10 ~ -* T171 By Rumble +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %self.vnum(97)% * tapcode SAY FREEDOM %echo% tap tap tap tap tap tap tap @@ -1478,7 +1501,7 @@ end Prison Teleport 97-91~ 2 d 1 *~ -* T172 By Rumble +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * evaluate the first word. eval word %speech.car% * evaluate the rest of the speech string. @@ -1521,7 +1544,7 @@ say %speech% Underground Spy M30 T174~ 0 b 100 ~ -* Underground Spy M30 T174 by Rumble +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if !%self.follower% eval max %random.4% set txt[1] Don't let the 'MAN' hold you back, join the rebellion. Follow me if you want to lead a better life. @@ -1663,13 +1686,42 @@ eval speech %speech% ~ #176 Teleporter Recall - O82~ -1 c 100 +1 c 7 recall~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 %send% %actor% You recall to safety. %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% recalls. %teleport% %actor% 3001 %force% %actor% look ~ +#177 +Kick Me Sign - O197~ +1 b 10 +~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +* Only players can activate this trig. +if %self.worn_by% + set actor %self.worn_by% + set room_var %actor.room% + wait 3 s + set kickers %room_var.people% + * Now loop through everyone in the room. + while %kickers% + * Set the next target before kicking. + set next_kicker %kickers.next_in_room% + if %kickers% != %actor% + %send% %kickers% You can't resist the urge after seeing the sign on %actor.name%'s back. You kick %actor.himher% + %send% %actor% %kickers.name% plants %kickers.hisher% firmly in your backside for no apparent reason. + %echoaround% %actor% %kickers.name% kicks %actor.name% squarely in the behind after seeing the "Kick Me" sign %actor.heshe% is wearing. + * Damage them... 2 hitpoints. To heal use -#. + %damage% %actor% 2 + end * Set the next target. + set kickers %next_kicker% + wait % s + * Loop back. + done +end +~ #178 Homer's Advice M33~ 0 b 10 @@ -1838,7 +1890,7 @@ say %speech% ~ #183 Socrates - 17~ -0 b 3 +0 b 1 ~ * Socrates - M17 - T183 By Rumble eval max %random.14% @@ -2024,6 +2076,7 @@ say %speech% TBA Magic Eight Ball Check - 26~ 0 q 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Check to see if the person is not carrying the magic eight ball if !%actor.has_item(47)% * They are not carrying it. So stop them and give them one. @@ -2040,6 +2093,7 @@ end Mob Quest Example Load 8ball - 22~ 2 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Check if the 8ball is already in the room. If not load it. * I know this only checks the first item in the room, I don't really care. KISS if %self.contents.vnum% != 47 @@ -2054,19 +2108,15 @@ wait 2 sec Mob Quest Tutorial Example Quest completion - 25~ 0 j 100 ~ -if %actor.varexists(solved_example_quest_zone_0)% - say you already solved this quest, keep it. - return 0 -end -* +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 wait 1 sec -if (%object.vnum% == 47) +if %object.vnum% == 47 && !%actor.varexists(solved_example_quest_zone_0)% dance wait 1 sec say Thank you, %actor.name%. Here is a few experience points and some gold. nop %actor.exp(50)% nop %actor.gold(50)% - say finally, now I can get some answers. + say Finally, now I can get some answers. wait 1 sec emote shakes the magic eight ball vigorously. wait 1 sec @@ -2074,6 +2124,9 @@ if (%object.vnum% == 47) set solved_example_quest_zone_0 1 remote solved_example_quest_zone_0 %actor.id% %purge% %object% +elseif %object.vnum% == 47 + say you already solved this quest, keep it. + return 0 else say I don't want that! junk %object.name% @@ -2083,6 +2136,7 @@ end Mob Quest Tutorial Example Quest accepted - 25~ 0 d 1 yes~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.varexists(solved_example_quest_zone_0)% halt else @@ -2097,6 +2151,7 @@ end Mob Quest Tutorial Example Quest starter - 25~ 0 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %direction% == south if %actor.varexists(solved_example_quest_zone_0)% wait 1 sec @@ -2113,6 +2168,7 @@ end TBA Object Get Coins Reload - 45~ 1 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 %load% obj %self.vnum% %echo% The pile of coins magically reappear. ~ @@ -2120,6 +2176,7 @@ TBA Object Get Coins Reload - 45~ TBA Greeting - 17~ 0 e 1 arrives entered appears~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.is_pc% wait 1 sec if %actor.varexists(TBA_greeting)% @@ -2144,6 +2201,7 @@ end Rumble's Stayalive bracelet - 88~ 1 b 10 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 eval actor %self.worn_by% if %actor% %send% %actor% @n @@ -2153,6 +2211,8 @@ end TBA Capital Letters Test - 17~ 0 c 0 ca~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +* A basic command trigger. If a player types capitals the mob replies. if capitals /= %cmd% tell %actor.name% Good job, that is correct. Be on the lookout for more of those. end diff --git a/lib/world/trg/12.trg b/lib/world/trg/12.trg index d8b4505..d0749a4 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/12.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/12.trg @@ -93,37 +93,37 @@ if %actor.is_pc% eval c 20 global c end - if !(%speech%/=!) + if !%speech.contains(!)% eval c (%c%)+1 global c set %c% %speech% global %c% - eval 1 Hello - eval 2 Yes - eval 3 Killed him - eval 4 Food? - eval 5 Dig dig dig. - eval 6 Freddy says hi. - eval 7 Inconceivable. - eval 8 Stop mimicking me. - eval 9 I love you. - eval 10 Do you like me? - eval 11 Freak. - eval 12 You are not funny. - eval 13 Don't you ever shut up?. - eval 14 Eat my shorts. - eval 15 I'm pretty. Pretty bird. - eval 16 Let's tango. - eval 17 Doh. - eval 18 Who rang that bell?? - eval 19 Beam me up. - eval 20 Shut up and get me a drink. + set 1 Hello + set 2 Yes + set 3 Killed him + set 4 Food? + set 5 Dig dig dig. + set 6 Freddy says hi. + set 7 Inconceivable. + set 8 Stop mimicking me. + set 9 I love you. + set 10 Do you like me? + set 11 Freak. + set 12 You are not funny. + set 13 Don't you ever shut up?. + set 14 Eat my shorts. + set 15 I'm pretty. Pretty bird. + set 16 Let's tango. + set 17 Doh. + set 18 Who rang that bell?? + set 19 Beam me up. + set 20 Shut up and get me a drink. eval count %%random.%c%%% eval ans %%%count%%% wait %random.5% say %ans% - endif -endif + end +end ~ #1204 Portal-Main Chamber~ @@ -214,11 +214,9 @@ end (1207) Capturing~ 2 c 0 *~ -if %actor.name% !=Heiach -%echoaround% %actor% %cmd% %arg% (%actor.name%) -return 0 -else return 0 +if %actor.name% != Heiach + %echoaround% %actor% %cmd% %arg% (%actor.name%) end ~ #1207 @@ -444,325 +442,327 @@ nop %actor.questpoints(-1)% Animal Chase Board Game - O1212~ 1 c 4 go~ -* By Mordecai -* Animal chase board game. Triggers: 1212-1214. O1212, M1212 in R1200. -* By Mordecai -* Animal chase board game. Triggers: 1212-1214. O1212, M1212 in R1200. -if !(%arg%==up||%arg%==down||%arg%==left||%arg%==right||!%created%||!%arg%||%arg -%==stay) - return 0 - if %cmd%!=gos - %send% %actor% Type: go < up | down | left | right > +if %cmd% == go + * By Mordecai + * Animal chase board game. Triggers: 1212-1214. O1212, M1212 in R1200. + if !(%arg%==up||%arg%==down||%arg%==left||%arg%==right||!%created%||!%arg%||%arg + %==stay) + return 0 + if %cmd%!=gos + %send% %actor% Type: go < up | down | left | right > + end + halt end - halt -end -if %arg% - eval dedu %nextlev%*105 - if %exx%>%dedu% - nop %actor.exp(-%dedu%)% - set dd %dedu% - end -end -if !%nextlev% - set nextlev 1 - global nextlev -elseif %nextlev_s% - eval nextlev %nextlev_s% - global nextlev -end -if !%created% - %force% %actor% createnewgame -end -if %created% - set p_dir %arg% - extract px 1 %playerco% - extract py 2 %playerco% - set [%py%][%px%] @g\*@n - switch %p_dir% - case right - if %px%!=10 - eval px %px%+1 - else - eval px 1 - end - break - case left - if %px%!=1 - eval px %px%-1 - else - eval px 10 - end - break - case down - if %py%!=1 - eval py %py%-1 - else - eval py 10 - end - break - case up - if %py%!=10 - eval py %py%+1 - else - eval py 1 - end - break - done - if %chase%>0 - eval chase %chase%-1 - global chase - end - if ([%py%][%px%]==%spec_prize%) - set spec_prize - global spec_prize - eval exo (%nextlev%*2000) - nop %actor.exp(%exo%)% - eval points %points%+(%nextlev%*2) - global points - set alert You can now FLY and kill the animal! - eval chase 5+(%nextlev%/70)+(%chase%) - global chase - end - eval holech %%[%py%][%px%]%% - if %holech%/=@@ - if !(%chase%>0) - set alert @MYou fall into a bottomless pit!@n - unset points - set nextlev 0 - global nextlev - unset created - unset exx - set ax 1 - set ay 1 - set px 10 - set py 10 - %force% %actor% createnewgame - else - set alert You FLY over the pit! + if %arg% + eval dedu %nextlev%*105 + if %exx%>%dedu% + nop %actor.exp(-%dedu%)% + set dd %dedu% end end - eval prz_ch %%[%py%][%px%]%% - if (%prz_ch.contains(p)%) - eval points (%points%+%nextlev%) - global points - eval exo (%nextlev%*950) - nop %actor.exp(%exo%)% - set [%py%][%px%] @c.@n - global [%py%][%px%] - eval prize_count (%prize_count%)+1 - set winner [%prize_count%] - if %prize_count%>=%numofprizes% - eval nextlev (%nextlev%)+1 - global nextlev - set winner @YYou Win!!!@n Moving to level %nextlev%. - set px 10 - set py 10 - set ax 1 - set ay 1 - set created - global created - set prize_count 0 - set numofprizes 0 - %force% %actor% createnewgame - end - global prize_count - set alert You collect a prize. %winner% + if !%nextlev% + set nextlev 1 + global nextlev + elseif %nextlev_s% + eval nextlev %nextlev_s% + global nextlev end - set playerco %px% %py% - global playerco - if (%random.15%==1)||(%spec_on%) - if !%spec_on% - eval spec_on %random.4%+(%nextlev%/90) - global spec_on - end - eval spec_on (%spec_on%)-1 - global spec_on - if !%spec_prize% - eval spec_prize [%random.10%][%random.10%] - global spec_prize - else - set %spec_prize% @yY@n - eval spec_prize - global spec_prize - end + if !%created% + %force% %actor% createnewgame end - if %sizem% - set [%py%][%px%] @GO@n - unset sizem - else - set [%py%][%px%] @Go@n - set sizem 1 - global sizem - end - extract ax 1 %animal% - extract ay 2 %animal% - set [%ay%][%ax%] @r\*@n - if !%dir_chosen% - set dir_chosen 1 - if %px%>%ax% - eval dis_x (%px%-%ax%) - eval move_x 1 - elseif %px%<%ax% - eval dis_x (%ax%-%px%) - eval move_x 2 - end - if %py%>%ay% - eval dis_y (%py%-%ay%) - eval move_y 4 - elseif %py%<%ay% - eval dis_y (%ay%-%py%) - eval move_y 3 - end - if %dis_x%>%dis_y% - set ani_dir %move_x% - else %dis_x%<%dis_y% - set ani_dir %move_y% - end - eval dificulty 100-(%nextlev%*4) - if (%random.100%)<=(%dificulty%) - eval ani_dir %random.4% - end - if %chase% - if %ani_dir%==1 - eval ani_dir 2 - elseif %ani_dir%==2 - eval ani_dir 1 - elseif %ani_dir%==3 - eval ani_dir 4 - elseif %ani_dir%==4 - eval ani_dir 3 - end - end - if !%arg% - set ani_dir 5 - end - switch %ani_dir% - case 1 - if %ax%!=10 - eval ax %ax%+1 + if %created% + set p_dir %arg% + extract px 1 %playerco% + extract py 2 %playerco% + set [%py%][%px%] @g\*@n + switch %p_dir% + case right + if %px%!=10 + eval px %px%+1 else - eval ax 1 + eval px 1 end break - case 2 - if %ax%!=1 - eval ax %ax%-1 + case left + if %px%!=1 + eval px %px%-1 else - eval ax 10 + eval px 10 end break - case 3 - if %ay%!=1 - eval ay %ay%-1 + case down + if %py%!=1 + eval py %py%-1 else - eval ay 10 + eval py 10 end break - case 4 - if %ay%!=10 - eval ay %ay%+1 + case up + if %py%!=10 + eval py %py%+1 else - eval ay 1 + eval py 1 end break done - set animal %ax% %ay% - global animal - end - eval [%ay%][%ax%] @Ra@n - eval ch_3 %%[%py%][%px%]%% - set ch_3 %ch_3% - if %ch_3.contains(a)% - if %chase% - eval pointinc %nextlev%*%random.10% - eval points (%points%+%pointinc%) - global points - eval exo %nextlev%*7000 - nop %actor.exp(%exo%)% - eval nextlev %nextlev%+1 - global nextlev - set alert You kill the animal. You gain %pointinc% points and a new level. (%nextlev%) - unset created - set ax 1 - set ay 1 - set px 10 - set py 10 - %force% %actor% createnewgame - else - set alert You have been eaten by the @Ranimal@n. - set points 0 - global points - set nextlev 0 - global nextlev - unset created - unset chase - set exx 0 - global exx - %force% %actor% createnewgame + if %chase%>0 + eval chase %chase%-1 + global chase end + if ([%py%][%px%]==%spec_prize%) + set spec_prize + global spec_prize + eval exo (%nextlev%*2000) + nop %actor.exp(%exo%)% + eval points %points%+(%nextlev%*2) + global points + set alert You can now FLY and kill the animal! + eval chase 5+(%nextlev%/70)+(%chase%) + global chase + end + eval holech %%[%py%][%px%]%% + if %holech%/=@@ + if !(%chase%>0) + set alert @MYou fall into a bottomless pit!@n + unset points + set nextlev 0 + global nextlev + unset created + unset exx + set ax 1 + set ay 1 + set px 10 + set py 10 + %force% %actor% createnewgame + else + set alert You FLY over the pit! + end + end + eval prz_ch %%[%py%][%px%]%% + if (%prz_ch.contains(p)%) + eval points (%points%+%nextlev%) + global points + eval exo (%nextlev%*950) + nop %actor.exp(%exo%)% + set [%py%][%px%] @c.@n + global [%py%][%px%] + eval prize_count (%prize_count%)+1 + set winner [%prize_count%] + if %prize_count%>=%numofprizes% + eval nextlev (%nextlev%)+1 + global nextlev + set winner @YYou Win!!!@n Moving to level %nextlev%. + set px 10 + set py 10 + set ax 1 + set ay 1 + set created + global created + set prize_count 0 + set numofprizes 0 + %force% %actor% createnewgame + end + global prize_count + set alert You collect a prize. %winner% + end + set playerco %px% %py% + global playerco + if (%random.15%==1)||(%spec_on%) + if !%spec_on% + eval spec_on %random.4%+(%nextlev%/90) + global spec_on + end + eval spec_on (%spec_on%)-1 + global spec_on + if !%spec_prize% + eval spec_prize [%random.10%][%random.10%] + global spec_prize + else + set %spec_prize% @yY@n + eval spec_prize + global spec_prize + end + end + if %sizem% + set [%py%][%px%] @GO@n + unset sizem + else + set [%py%][%px%] @Go@n + set sizem 1 + global sizem + end + extract ax 1 %animal% + extract ay 2 %animal% + set [%ay%][%ax%] @r\*@n + if !%dir_chosen% + set dir_chosen 1 + if %px%>%ax% + eval dis_x (%px%-%ax%) + eval move_x 1 + elseif %px%<%ax% + eval dis_x (%ax%-%px%) + eval move_x 2 + end + if %py%>%ay% + eval dis_y (%py%-%ay%) + eval move_y 4 + elseif %py%<%ay% + eval dis_y (%ay%-%py%) + eval move_y 3 + end + if %dis_x%>%dis_y% + set ani_dir %move_x% + else %dis_x%<%dis_y% + set ani_dir %move_y% + end + eval dificulty 100-(%nextlev%*4) + if (%random.100%)<=(%dificulty%) + eval ani_dir %random.4% + end + if %chase% + if %ani_dir%==1 + eval ani_dir 2 + elseif %ani_dir%==2 + eval ani_dir 1 + elseif %ani_dir%==3 + eval ani_dir 4 + elseif %ani_dir%==4 + eval ani_dir 3 + end + end + if !%arg% + set ani_dir 5 + end + switch %ani_dir% + case 1 + if %ax%!=10 + eval ax %ax%+1 + else + eval ax 1 + end + break + case 2 + if %ax%!=1 + eval ax %ax%-1 + else + eval ax 10 + end + break + case 3 + if %ay%!=1 + eval ay %ay%-1 + else + eval ay 10 + end + break + case 4 + if %ay%!=10 + eval ay %ay%+1 + else + eval ay 1 + end + break + done + set animal %ax% %ay% + global animal + end + eval [%ay%][%ax%] @Ra@n + eval ch_3 %%[%py%][%px%]%% + set ch_3 %ch_3% + if %ch_3.contains(a)% + if %chase% + eval pointinc %nextlev%*%random.10% + eval points (%points%+%pointinc%) + global points + eval exo %nextlev%*7000 + nop %actor.exp(%exo%)% + eval nextlev %nextlev%+1 + global nextlev + set alert You kill the animal. You gain %pointinc% points and a new level. (%nextlev%) + unset created + set ax 1 + set ay 1 + set px 10 + set py 10 + %force% %actor% createnewgame + else + set alert You have been eaten by the @Ranimal@n. + set points 0 + global points + set nextlev 0 + global nextlev + unset created + unset chase + set exx 0 + global exx + %force% %actor% createnewgame + end + end + eval h 11 + while (%h%>1) + eval h (%h%)-1 + eval printrow%h% %%[%h%][1]%% %%[%h%][2]%% %%[%h%][3]%% %%[%h%][4]%% %%[%h%][5]%% %%[%h%][6]%% %%[%h%][7]%% %%[%h%][8]%% %%[%h%][9]%% %%[%h%][10]%% + *eval printrow%h% %%row%h%%% + done + if %numofprizes%<10 + set numop 0%numofprizes% + else + set numop %numofprizes% + end + if %prize_count%<10 + set przc 0%prize_count% + else + set przc %prize_count% + end + if %nextlev%<10 + set levlev 000%nextlev% + elseif %nextlev%<100 + set levlev 00%nextlev% + elseif %nextlev%<1000 + set levlev 0%nextlev% + else + set levlev %nextlev% + end + eval exx (%exo%+%exx%)-(%dd%) + if %exx%<=0 + set exx 0 + end + global exx + eval cht %chase%-1 + if %cht%>0 + set chy You can FLY and chase the animal %cht% more times. + end + set snd %send% %actor% @n + %force% %actor% cls + %snd% ) \\ / ( + %snd% /\|\\ )\\_/( /\|\\ + %snd% \* / \| \\ (/\\\|/\\) / \| \\ \* + %snd% \|\`._____________/__\|__o____\\\`\|'/___o__\|__\\______.'\| + %snd% \| '\^\` \| \\\|/ '\^\` \| + %snd% \| \| V level: %levlev% \| Dir: @C %arg%@n + %snd% \| %printrow10% \| @M@@@n = Bottomless Pit \| Points: @Y%points%@n + %snd% \| %printrow9% \| @yY@n = Power Up \| Exp: @C%exx%@n + %snd% \| %printrow8% \| @Wp@n = Prize \| AMU: %dedu% + %snd% \| %printrow7% \| @Go@n = You \| + %snd% \| %printrow6% \| @Ra@n = Animal \| + %snd% \| %printrow5% \| @cTo Move Type:@n \| + %snd% \| %printrow4% \| @Cgo @n\| + %snd% \| %printrow3% \| \| + %snd% \| %printrow2% \| @BCost of AMU exp per MV@n \| + %snd% \| %printrow1% \| @BIf you have exp.@n \| + %snd% \| \| \| + %snd% \| \| NEEDED: @R%numop%@n HAVE: @G%przc%@n \| + %snd% \| .______________________\|______________________. \| + %snd% \|' l /\\ / \\\\ \\ /\\ l \`\| + %snd% \* l / V )) V \\ l \* + %snd% l/ // \\I + %snd% V + %snd% %alert% + %snd% %chy% + %snd% Animal: ax:%ax% ay:%ay% You: px:%px% py:%py% end - eval h 11 - while (%h%>1) - eval h (%h%)-1 - eval printrow%h% %%[%h%][1]%% %%[%h%][2]%% %%[%h%][3]%% %%[%h%][4]%% %%[%h%][5]%% %%[%h%][6]%% %%[%h%][7]%% %%[%h%][8]%% %%[%h%][9]%% %%[%h%][10]%% - *eval printrow%h% %%row%h%%% - done - if %numofprizes%<10 - set numop 0%numofprizes% - else - set numop %numofprizes% - end - if %prize_count%<10 - set przc 0%prize_count% - else - set przc %prize_count% - end - if %nextlev%<10 - set levlev 000%nextlev% - elseif %nextlev%<100 - set levlev 00%nextlev% - elseif %nextlev%<1000 - set levlev 0%nextlev% - else - set levlev %nextlev% - end - eval exx (%exo%+%exx%)-(%dd%) - if %exx%<=0 - set exx 0 - end - global exx - eval cht %chase%-1 - if %cht%>0 - set chy You can FLY and chase the animal %cht% more times. - end - set snd %send% %actor% @n - %force% %actor% cls - %snd% ) \\ / ( - %snd% /\|\\ )\\_/( /\|\\ - %snd% \* / \| \\ (/\\\|/\\) / \| \\ \* - %snd% \|\`._____________/__\|__o____\\\`\|'/___o__\|__\\______.'\| - %snd% \| '\^\` \| \\\|/ '\^\` \| - %snd% \| \| V level: %levlev% \| Dir: @C %arg%@n - %snd% \| %printrow10% \| @M@@@n = Bottomless Pit \| Points: @Y%points%@n - %snd% \| %printrow9% \| @yY@n = Power Up \| Exp: @C%exx%@n - %snd% \| %printrow8% \| @Wp@n = Prize \| AMU: %dedu% - %snd% \| %printrow7% \| @Go@n = You \| - %snd% \| %printrow6% \| @Ra@n = Animal \| - %snd% \| %printrow5% \| @cTo Move Type:@n \| - %snd% \| %printrow4% \| @Cgo @n\| - %snd% \| %printrow3% \| \| - %snd% \| %printrow2% \| @BCost of AMU exp per MV@n \| - %snd% \| %printrow1% \| @BIf you have exp.@n \| - %snd% \| \| \| - %snd% \| \| NEEDED: @R%numop%@n HAVE: @G%przc%@n \| - %snd% \| .______________________\|______________________. \| - %snd% \|' l /\\ / \\\\ \\ /\\ l \`\| - %snd% \* l / V )) V \\ l \* - %snd% l/ // \\I - %snd% V - %snd% %alert% - %snd% %chy% - %snd% Animal: ax:%ax% ay:%ay% You: px:%px% py:%py% +else + return 0 end ~ #1213 @@ -977,10 +977,12 @@ wait 1 return 0 ~ #1217 -FREE~ -0 f 50 +Test stuff~ +2 g 100 ~ -* No Script +return 0 +wait 1 sec +%send% %actor% sending stuff that might %corr%upt%. ~ #1218 Multiple Command Example Trig~ @@ -988,16 +990,16 @@ Multiple Command Example Trig~ t~ if %cmd% == test * Careful not to use Arguments * or this trig will freeze you. - * evaluate the first arg - eval command %arg.car% - * evaluate the rest of the arg string - eval therest %arg.cdr% + * set the first arg + set command %arg.car% + * set the rest of the arg string + set therest %arg.cdr% * while there is an arg keep going while %command% %echo% the first arg is: %command% %echo% the remaining arg is: %therest% - eval command %therest.car% - eval therest %therest.cdr% + set command %therest.car% + set therest %therest.cdr% done end ~ @@ -1100,14 +1102,13 @@ secret drawer magic~ 1 c 4 look~ if %arg% == drawer -%purge% drawer -%load% obj 7711 -%echo% The small drawer appears to be nothing more than a mere crack underneath the -%echo% desk. The only thing that gives it away is the small keyhole that winks at you -%echo% upon closer inspection. -return 1 + %purge% drawer + %load% obj 7711 + %echo% The small drawer appears to be nothing more than a mere crack underneath the + %echo% desk. The only thing that gives it away is the small keyhole that winks at you + %echo% upon closer inspection. else -return 0 + return 0 end ~ #1268 @@ -1130,11 +1131,95 @@ switch~ ~ wait 5 if (%actor.name% != windwillow) -osend %actor% The switch says, 'Geez.' -opurge self -%damage% %actor% 2020 + %send% %actor% The switch says, 'Geez.' + %purge% self + %damage% %actor% 2020 else -osend %actor% The switch says, 'Fine... fine.' + %send% %actor% The switch says, 'Fine... fine.' +end +~ +#1280 +Mob Raid~ +2 b 100 +~ +if %num% < 13292 + * random scripts fire every 13 seconds, 24 hours a day * 60 minutes an hour * 60 + * seconds a day: ((24 * 60 * 60 * 2) / 13) = 13292 + eval num %num% + 1 + *increment this value until it reaches 13292 at which time it is two days after + *the start of the previous raid + global num + *update the incremented value on the room +else + *the raid has begun + unset num + *start the counter till the next raid over + set mob %random.5% + *set %mob% to a random value between 1 and 5 + switch %mob% + *let's determine the type of mob that raids the city randomly so we can have + *multiple types of raid, ie. perhaps sometimes avian flue, other times + *hobgoblins or ogres attack the city + case 1 + *what happens if %mob% is equal to 1 + set vnum 500 + *mob with vnum 500 will raid the town + set name orcs + *mob's name is orcs, used for the warning message later on + break + *every case must be ended with a break + case 2 + set vnum 501 + set name goblins + break + case 3 + set vnum 502 + set name ogres + break + case 4 + set vnum 503 + set name birds + break + case5 + set vnum 504 + set name dinosaurs + break + done + set low 3000 + *this is the bottom vnum of the zone to be invaded + set NumberOfRooms 100 + *this is the number of rooms in the zone that is being invaded: this + *script will need some editing if there are over 100 rooms in the + *zone due to while loops being limited to 100 loops + set mobs 100 + *this is how many mobs will be loaded in the zone + set i 0 + *at the bottom of each loop this will be the number of mobs that has been loaded + *so far + while %i% < %mobs% + eval randroom ((%%random.%NumberOfRooms%%% - 1) + %low%) + *determine the room to load the mobile in + %at% %randroom% %load% mob %vnum% + *load mob with vnum of %vnum% (determined in the switch case above) in the + *random room determined a few lines ago + eval i %i% + 1 + *increment i to keep track of how many mobs have been loaded so far + done + *all the mobs have been loaded + *now lets make the players aware that they're there + %load% mob 3050 + *load a mob, have it named something that makes sense to warn players + *perhaps a police, or a guard depending on the genre of the mud + %force% %self.people% gossip Help, the city is under attack by a large number of %name%. + *%self.people% is the first mob or player listed in the room that the script is attached + *to, the first listed is always the most recent to enter the room, therefore the mob we + * just loaded. + *remember where we created %name% earlier on to be the name of the invading mob, this + *is why + eval randroom ((%%random.%NumberOfRooms%%% - 1) + %low%) + *for kicks let's pick a random room in the zone + %teleport% %self.people% %randroom% + *and send the mob that warned the players to it end ~ #1282 @@ -1417,21 +1502,21 @@ remote spech %world_global.id% (1209) Taylors fire trig~ 2 b 100 ~ -eval fire %random.900% +set fire %random.900% wait %fire% sec %echo% @bThe fire crackles softly in the fireplace.@n ~ #1289 (1209) Taylors Random Office Noises~ -2 b 2 +2 b 1 ~ -eval office_noises %random.10% +set office_noises %random.5% switch %office_noises% case 1 - %echo% @bLoud footsteps can be heard comeing from the hall outside.@n + %echo% @bLoud footsteps can be heard coming from the hall outside.@n break case 2 - %echo% @bThe sound of thunder echos in from outside.@n + %echo% @bThe sound of thunder echoes in from outside.@n break case 3 %echo% @bA large book falls off the desk, hitting the floor with a loud thud.@n @@ -1477,28 +1562,28 @@ crash test dummy~ 0 m 100 ~ switch %random.3% -case 1 -mecho You wind up your arm and narrowly miss the target! -wait 10 -mforce arogantes say Ha ha ha, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a magnifying glass! -break -case 2 -mecho You wind up your arm and miss the target entirely, almost hitting Arogantes in the process! -wait 10 -mforce arogantes say Why you little good for nothing son of a rat! Watch where you aim that thing with your stubby little arms! -break -case 3 -mecho You wind your arm up and NAIL the target, Dunking Arogantes into the freezing waters -wait 5 -mforce arogantes shout AAAAHHHHHGGGGG *GURGLE* -wait 5 -mecho Gloria helps Arogantes out of the water and sets him back on the lever. -wait 5 -mecho Arogantes does a little shiver then continues his ranting -break -default -mecho This trigger is not working properly, please contact an immortal -break + case 1 + %echo% You wind up your arm and narrowly miss the target! + wait 10 + %force% arogantes say Ha ha ha, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a magnifying glass! + break + case 2 + %echo% You wind up your arm and miss the target entirely, almost hitting Arogantes in the process! + wait 10 + %force% arogantes say Why you little good for nothing son of a rat! Watch where you aim that thing with your stubby little arms! + break + case 3 + %echo% You wind your arm up and NAIL the target, Dunking Arogantes into the freezing waters + wait 5 + %force% arogantes shout AAAAHHHHHGGGGG *GURGLE* + wait 5 + %echo% Gloria helps Arogantes out of the water and sets him back on the lever. + wait 5 + %echo% Arogantes does a little shiver then continues his ranting + break + default + %echo% This trigger is not working properly, please contact an immortal + break done ~ #1294 @@ -1506,78 +1591,28 @@ test trigger~ 0 d 100 heh~ if %actor.inventory(14911)% - switch %random.12% - case 1 - %send% %actor% The dice fell out of your hand, and dispelled the magic. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% accidently dropps the dice, and the magic is dispelled. - break - case 2 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled snake-eyes. There is a blinding flash of light, and %actor.name% falls over dead. - %send% %actor% You rolled snake-eyes. There is a blinding flash of light... - %damage% %actor% 9999 - break - case 3 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 3. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 3. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 4 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 4. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 4. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 5 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 5. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 5. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 6 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 6. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 6. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 7 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 7. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 7. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 8 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 8. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 8. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 9 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 9. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 9. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 10 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 10. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 10. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 11 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 11. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - %send% %actor% You rolled a 11. The magic on the dice is dispelled. - break - case 12 - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 12. The dice begin to go glow, and rattle chaotically... - %send% %actor% You rolled a 12. The dice begin to go glow, and rattle chaotically... - set room_var %actor.room% - set target_char %room_var.people% - while %target_char% - set tmp_target %target_char.next_in_room% - %damage% %target_char% 9999 - set target_char %tmp_target% - done - break - done + set num %random.12% + if %num% < 12 + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a %num%. The magic on the dice is dispelled. + %send% %actor% You rolled a %num%. The magic on the dice is dispelled. + else + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% rolled a 12. The dice begin to go glow, and rattle chaotically... + %send% %actor% You rolled a 12. The dice begin to go glow, and rattle chaotically... + set room_var %actor.room% + set target_char %room_var.people% + while %target_char% + set tmp_target %target_char.next_in_room% + %damage% %target_char% 9999 + set target_char %tmp_target% + done + end end ~ #1295 -Demo object - chained ifs~ +FREE~ 0 j 100 ~ -if (%actor.varexists(test1)%) - if (%actor.varexists(test2)%) - if (%actor.varexists(test3)%) - say I have everything now - halt - endif - endif -endif +* No Script ~ #1296 Random eq example~ @@ -1587,91 +1622,86 @@ switch %random.5% case 1 %load% obj 3010 wield dagger - break + break case 2 %load% obj 3011 wield sword - break + break case 3 %load% obj 3012 wield club - break + break case 4 %load% obj 3013 wield mace - break + break case 5 %load% obj 3014 wield sword - break + break default * this should be here, even if it's never reached - break + break done ~ #1297 -find end test~ +Piano~ 1 c 1 *~ +*Originally written by someone, later rewritten by Fizban +*of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 switch %cmd% case StartMusic - if (%musicplaying%==1) + if %musicplaying% == 1 %send% %actor% You are already playing music! halt + end + set musicplaying 1 + global musicplaying + %send% %actor% You start playing guitar. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% starts playing guitar. + wait 2 s + if !%preferred_flourish% + set flourish 3 else - eval musicplaying 1 - global musicplaying - osend %actor% You start playing guitar. - oechoaround %actor% %actor.name% starts playing guitar. - wait 2s - eval flourish 3 - global flourish - while (%musicplaying% == 1) - switch %flourish% - case 1 - eval flourish a wicked guitar solo. - break - case 2 - eval flourish a chorus riff. - break - default - eval flourish a steady rhythm. - break - done - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% performs %flourish% - %send% %actor% You perform %flourish% - eval flourish %random.5% - global flourish - wait 10s + set flourish %preferred_flourish% + end + set i 0 + while %musicplaying% == 1 && %i% < 100 + switch %flourish% + case 1 + set flourish a wicked guitar solo. + break + case 2 + set flourish a chorus riff. + break + default + set flourish a steady rhythm. + break done - halt - break - case StopMusic - if (%musicplaying%==0) - %send% %actor% You are not currently playing music. - halt - else - unset musicplaying - unset flourish - %send% %actor% You stop playing music. - %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% stops playing music. - %force% %actor% bow - halt + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% performs %flourish% + %send% %actor% You perform %flourish% + if !%preferred_flourish% + set flourish %random.5% + end + wait 10 s + done + break case PlaySolo - eval flourish 1 - global flourish - break + set preferred_flourish 1 + global preferred_flourish + break case PlayChorus - eval flourish 2 - global flourish - break + set preferred_flourish 2 + global preferred_flourish + break case PlayVerse - eval flourish 3 - global flourish - break + set preferred_flourish 3 + global preferred_flourish + break default return 0 - break + break done ~ #1298 @@ -1748,22 +1778,20 @@ end test ~ #1299 -test trigger~ -1 n 100 -~ -eval person %self.room.people% -set test 0 -while %person% - if %person.vnum% == 60481 - set test 1 +Cease Piano~ +2 c 100 +StopMusic~ +*Works with Script 1297 +*Written by Fizban of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +if !%musicplaying% + %send% %actor% You are not currently playing music. + halt end - eval person %person.next_in_room% -done -if !%test% - %load% mob 60481 - %load% obj 1201 beast wield -end -%load% obj 1201 %self% -%load% obj 1201 %self% +unset flourish +unset musicplaying +%send% %actor% You stop playing music. +%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% stops playing music. +%force% %actor% bow +detach 1297 %self.id% ~ $~ diff --git a/lib/world/trg/13.trg b/lib/world/trg/13.trg index de1ee2f..aca537d 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/13.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/13.trg @@ -2177,7 +2177,7 @@ Rumble's Poofs~ has entered the game.~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * To generate random poofs at login just set your loadroom to wherever this -* mob is. Does not work for level 32 and above. +* mob is. eval maxpoofin %random.24% set poofins[1] appears with a strange wooshing sound and climbs out of a pneumatic air tube like they use at the bank. @@ -2329,7 +2329,6 @@ Command test~ 2 c 100 l~ * Numeric Arg: 7 means obj can be worn, carried, or in room. -* does not work for level 32 and above. * Make sure the command is look, check for any abbrev of closet * and make sure there is an arg. if %cmd.mudcommand% == look && closet /= %arg% @@ -2742,7 +2741,6 @@ free~ 1 c 2 shake~ * Numeric Arg: 2 means in character's carried inventory -* does not work for level 32 and above. * There are 20 possible answers that the Magic Eight Ball can give. * Of these, nine are full positive, two are full negative, one is * mostly positive, three are mostly negative, and five are abstentions. @@ -2824,7 +2822,6 @@ Obj Command quarter flip example~ 1 c 2 flip~ * Numeric Arg: 2 means in character's carried inventory -* does not work for level 32 and above. if coin /= %arg% || quarter /= %arg% %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% flips a coin high up into the air. %send% %actor% You flip the coin up into the air. diff --git a/lib/world/trg/14.trg b/lib/world/trg/14.trg index ee071c0..d465a06 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/14.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/14.trg @@ -153,13 +153,8 @@ end free~ 0 j 100 ~ -if %actor.varexists(solved_example_quest_zone_0)% - say you already solved this quest, keep it. - return 0 -end -* wait 1 sec -if (%object.vnum% == 47) +if (%object.vnum% == 47) && !%actor.varexists(solved_example_quest_zone_0)% dance wait 1 sec say Thank you, %actor.name%. Here is a few experience points and some gold. @@ -173,6 +168,9 @@ if (%object.vnum% == 47) set solved_example_quest_zone_0 1 remote solved_example_quest_zone_0 %actor.id% %purge% %object% +elseif %object.vnum% == 47 + say you already solved this quest, keep it. + return 0 else say I don't want that! junk %object.name% @@ -192,7 +190,6 @@ wait 2 sec Obj Command Restorative Comfy Bed Sleep - 1401~ 1 c 4 sl~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. if %cmd.mudcommand% == sleep && bed /= %arg% %force% %actor% sleep set laying_in_comfy_bed_14 1 @@ -219,7 +216,6 @@ end Obj Command Restorative Comfy Bed Wake - 1401~ 1 c 4 wa~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. if %cmd.mudcommand% == wake && %actor.varexists(laying_in_comfy_bed_14)% %force% %actor% wake rdelete laying_in_comfy_bed_14 %actor.id% @@ -310,7 +306,6 @@ Room Random Example~ Room Command Example~ 2 c 100 l~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. if %cmd.mudcommand% == look && test /= %arg% %echo% The trigger works! %force% %actor% applaud @@ -420,7 +415,6 @@ done Mob Command Example~ 0 c 100 test~ -* does not work for level 32 and above. say The trigger fires now! say triggered by %actor.name% ~ @@ -630,7 +624,6 @@ Obj Command Example~ 1 c 7 open~ * Numeric Arg: 7 means obj can be worn, carried, or in room. -* does not work for level 32 and above. if ("%arg%" == "closet") %load% mob 1307 else diff --git a/lib/world/trg/2.trg b/lib/world/trg/2.trg index ff3550d..633f786 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/2.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/2.trg @@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ say %speech% Fountain Teleport - 251~ 1 c 7 en~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %cmd.mudcommand% == enter && %arg% /= fountain %send% %actor% You step into the fountain getting yourself wet. Something grabs you and pulls you under. %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% steps into the middle of the fountain getting %actor.himher%self wet. @@ -37,31 +38,26 @@ end Object Spells~ 1 c 1 c~ -* if command is cast and arg is fireshield (and all abbrevs of each) +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +* Allow a magic user to cast fireshield, but only twice. if %cmd.mudcommand% == cast && fireshield /= %arg% - switch %random.1% - case 1 - if %actor.class% == Magic User - %echoaround% %actor% %self.shortdesc% that %actor.name% is wearing glows brightly for a moment. - %send% %actor% Your %self.shortdesc% glows brightly for a moment. - dg_cast 'armor' %actor% - end - break - default - %send% %actor% reached default case. - break - eval ward_major %ward_major%+1 - if %ward_major% == 2 - detach all %self.id% - end - global ward_major - done + if %actor.class% == Magic User + %echoaround% %actor% %self.shortdesc% that %actor.name% is wearing glows brightly for a moment. + %send% %actor% Your %self.shortdesc% glows brightly for a moment. + dg_cast 'armor' %actor% + end + eval ward_major %ward_major%+1 + if %ward_major% == 2 + detach all %self.id% + end + global ward_major end ~ #203 Phoenix Rising - 211~ 0 f 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * You can't use waits in a mob death trig. * Phoenix turns into ashes when it dies and is reborn 3 times. * O219 is !TAKE and must always be in the room to count the deaths. @@ -92,9 +88,10 @@ done return 0 ~ #204 -Pirate Parott Pepeats - M212~ +Pirate Parrott Repeats - M212~ 0 d 100 *~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Parrot randomly repeats something said in the room. * Pick the next number in the array and global it to be read next firing. eval n %n%+1 @@ -113,14 +110,15 @@ say %say% Crystal Ball to Locate a Mob.~ 1 c 7 locate~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 set find %arg% if !%find.is_pc% eval rname %find.room% - %send% %actor% As you gaze into the ring, it starts to glow. You see an image of %find.name% in %rname.name%. + %send% %actor% As you gaze into the ball, it starts to glow. You see an image of %find.name% in %rname.name%. else %send% %actor% All that you see is a blurry haze. end -%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% peers into %actor.hisher% gently glowing ring. +%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% peers into %actor.hisher% gently glowing crystal ball. ~ #206 Smelly Bum - M168~ @@ -165,7 +163,6 @@ Mob Blocks opening of chest~ 0 c 100 o~ * By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 -* does not work for level 32 and above. * Make sure the command is open, check for any abbrev of chest if %cmd.mudcommand% == open && chest /= %arg% * findmob checks if the mob is in the room. @@ -197,8 +194,8 @@ say %word6% %word5% %word4% %word3% %word2% %word1%? Phoenix Rising - 219~ 1 c 4 phoenix2~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 * Numeric Arg: 4 means obj has to be in the room. -* Does not work for level 32 and above. * Add 1 to the total deaths eval phoenix_deaths %phoenix_deaths% + 1 wait 3 sec diff --git a/lib/world/trg/257.trg b/lib/world/trg/257.trg index 1afd964..540cf2e 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/257.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/257.trg @@ -73,7 +73,6 @@ Blood Bank - 25704~ 2 c 100 g~ * By Rumble -* does not work for level 32 and above. * Make sure the command is give, check for any abbrev of blood if %cmd.mudcommand% == give && blood /= %arg% * let the player stun themselves, they will recover. diff --git a/lib/world/trg/27.trg b/lib/world/trg/27.trg index d8a8d31..f1a5829 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/27.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/27.trg @@ -1587,12 +1587,26 @@ xxtestxx %purge% %self% ~ #2792 -test mob command~ +test~ 2 c 100 -xxtestxx~ -wait 1 -%purge% -%load% obj 2779 +xxhealxx~ +if %actor.admin% + return 0 + halt +else + if %cmd% == xxhealxx + set room_var %actor.room% + set target_char %room_var.people% + while %target_char% + set tmp_target %target_char.next_in_room% + %send% %target_char% You feel healed. + %damage% %target_char% -100 + set target_char %tmp_target% + done + else + return 0 + end +end ~ #2793 (2779) staff reincarnates sorceress~ diff --git a/lib/world/trg/3.trg b/lib/world/trg/3.trg index d87de01..569fa42 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/3.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/3.trg @@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ Camille Greet for Quest - 300~ 0 g 100 ~ +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 if %actor.is_pc% wait 1 sec if %actor.varexists(3_napalm_complete)% @@ -51,21 +52,31 @@ Mob Memory - test trigger~ say I remember you, %actor.name%! ~ #302 -Mob Greet - test trigger~ +Mob Greet direction~ 0 g 100 ~ -if %direction% - say Hello, %actor.name%, how are things to the %direction%? -else -* if the character popped in (word of recall, etc) this will be hit - say Where did YOU come from, %actor.name%? +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +if %actor.is_pc% + wait 1 sec + if %direction% == none + * if the character popped in (word of recall) this will be hit + say Where did YOU come from, %actor.name%? + else + say Hello, %actor.name%, how are things to the %direction%? + end end ~ #303 -Obj Get - test trigger~ +Obj Get Example - Good Cleric Only~ 1 g 100 ~ -%echo% You hear, 'Please put me down, %actor.name%' +* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091 +* Only allow Cleric's with a good align to get this item. +if %actor.class% != cleric || %actor.align% < 350 + return 0 + %send% %actor% You are not worthy to wield me. + %echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% tries to pick up %self.shortdesc% and fails. +end ~ #304 Room Enter - test trigger~ diff --git a/lib/world/trg/83.trg b/lib/world/trg/83.trg index bcb0587..7283967 100644 --- a/lib/world/trg/83.trg +++ b/lib/world/trg/83.trg @@ -563,38 +563,38 @@ Chinchirorin Dice (8397)~ eval die2 %random.6% eval die3 %random.6% eval roll %die1%%die2%%die3% - osend %actor% The dice land on @o@g%die1%@n, @o@c%die2%@n, @o@r%die3%@n. + %send% %actor% The dice land on @o@g%die1%@n, @o@c%die2%@n, @o@r%die3%@n. oechoaround %actor% %actor.name% rolls a @o@g%die1%@n, @o@c%die2%@n, @o@r%die3%@n. *** Check For 3 of a Kind *** if (%roll% == 111) oechoaround %actor% It's a @o@g1-1-1@n! %actor.name% pays triple the bet! - osend %actor% It's a @o@g1-1-1@n! You pay triple the bet! + %send% %actor% It's a @o@g1-1-1@n! You pay triple the bet! halt elseif ((%die1% == %die2%) && (%die2% == %die3%)) oechoaround %actor% @o@g%die1%@c%die2%@r%die3%@n Three of a kind! %actor.name% wins triple the bet! - osend %actor% @o@g%die1%@c%die2%@r%die3%@n Three of a kind! You win triple the bet! + %send% %actor% @o@g%die1%@c%die2%@r%die3%@n Three of a kind! You win triple the bet! halt *** Check for Storms *** elseif (%roll% == 123 || %roll% == 132 || %roll% == 213 || %roll% == 321 || %roll% == 312) oechoaround %actor% It's a storm! @o@g1-2-3@n! %actor.name% pays double the bet! - osend %actor% It's a storm! @o@g1-2-3@n! You pay double the bet! + %send% %actor% It's a storm! @o@g1-2-3@n! You pay double the bet! halt elseif (%roll% == 456 || %roll% == 465 || %roll% == 546 || %roll% == 654 || %roll% == 645) oechoaround %actor% It's a storm! @o@g4-5-6@n! %actor.name% wins double the bet! - osend %actor% It's a storm! @o@g4-5-6@n! You win double the bet! + %send% %actor% It's a storm! @o@g4-5-6@n! You win double the bet! halt *** Otherwise, Compute the Score *** elseif (%die1%==%die2%) oechoaround %actor% %actor.name% scores a @o@g%die3%@n. - osend %actor% You score a @o@g%die3%@n. + %send% %actor% You score a @o@g%die3%@n. halt elseif (%die1%==%die3%) oechoaround %actor% %actor.name% scores a @o@g%die2%@n. - osend %actor% You score a @o@g%die2%@n. + %send% %actor% You score a @o@g%die2%@n. halt elseif (%die2%==%die3%) oechoaround %actor% %actor.name% scores a @o@g%die1%@n. - osend %actor% You score a @o@g%die1%@n. + %send% %actor% You score a @o@g%die1%@n. halt else oecho @o@gNo score!@n diff --git a/lib/world/wld/0.wld b/lib/world/wld/0.wld index 9255099..2e13935 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/0.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/0.wld @@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ and they will advance you to begin your training. ~ 0 24 0 0 0 0 S +T 57742 #3 The Builder Academy~ Congratulations on your new-found immortality. Now all you need to know is @@ -96,7 +97,7 @@ be patient, learn to use the helpfiles and have fun. Read the following help files on TBA's training process: @RHELP TRIALROOM -HELP REPORT +HELP BUILDER-REPORT HELP LEVEL HELP ADVERTISING@n ~ @@ -526,8 +527,8 @@ gateway~ S #22 Quest Variables Example~ - I used triggers 1409 thru 1412 to setup this example. Simply tstat each to -see what they do. + I used triggers 190 thru 192 to setup this example. Simply tstat each to see +what they do. ~ 0 8 0 0 0 0 D3 @@ -559,59 +560,28 @@ while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. --Wilhelm Stekel ~ 0 8 0 0 0 0 -E -.test~ -can you see this with look around? +D0 ~ -E -july4~ - On July 4, 1776, we claimed our independence from England and Democracy was -born. Every day thousands leave their homeland to come to the "land of the -free and the home of the brave" so they can begin their American Dream. The -United States is truly a diverse nation made up of dynamic people. Each year -on July 4, Americans celebrate that freedom and indepen-dence with barbecues, -picnics, and family ga-therings. Through the Internet we are learning about -and communicat-ing with people of different nations, with different languages -and different races throughout the world. Bringing the world closer with -understanding and knowledge can only benefit all nations. We invite all -nations to celebrate with Americans online this Fourth of July. Happy -Birthday, America! ~ -E -oath~ - I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the -United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and to bear true faith -and allegiance to the same that I take this obligation freely, without any -mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully -discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter. +0 0 33 +D2 ~ -E -builder~ - -There is one timeless way of building. - -It is thousands of years old, and the same today as it has always been. - - The great traditional buildings of the past, the villages and tents and -temples in which man feels at home, have always been made by people who were -very close to the center of this way. It is not possible to make great -buildings, or great towns, beautiful places, places where you feel yourself, -places where you feel alive, except by following this way. And, as you will -see, this way will lead anyone who looks for it to buildings which are -themselves as ancient in their form, as the trees and hills, and as our faces -are. - --The Timeless Way of Building ~ +0 0 33 E -war~ - War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and -degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is -worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to -fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a -miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by -the exertions of better men than himself. +Catcher Rye~ + The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, +while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. +--Wilhelm Stekel -John Stuart Mill + ...you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and +frighteneed and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on +that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been +just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some +of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them-if you want to. +Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something +from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. +--The Catcher in the Rye ~ E old glory flag~ @@ -644,19 +614,58 @@ or daughter-I am proud. My name is Old Glory-long may I wave. Dear God, long may I wave. ~ E -Catcher Rye~ - The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, -while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. ---Wilhelm Stekel +war~ + War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and +degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is +worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to +fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a +miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by +the exertions of better men than himself. - ...you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and -frighteneed and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on -that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been -just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some -of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them-if you want to. -Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something -from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. ---The Catcher in the Rye +John Stuart Mill +~ +E +builder~ + +There is one timeless way of building. + +It is thousands of years old, and the same today as it has always been. + + The great traditional buildings of the past, the villages and tents and +temples in which man feels at home, have always been made by people who were +very close to the center of this way. It is not possible to make great +buildings, or great towns, beautiful places, places where you feel yourself, +places where you feel alive, except by following this way. And, as you will +see, this way will lead anyone who looks for it to buildings which are +themselves as ancient in their form, as the trees and hills, and as our faces +are. + --The Timeless Way of Building +~ +E +oath~ + I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the +United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and to bear true faith +and allegiance to the same that I take this obligation freely, without any +mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully +discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter. +~ +E +july4~ + On July 4, 1776, we claimed our independence from England and Democracy was +born. Every day thousands leave their homeland to come to the "land of the +free and the home of the brave" so they can begin their American Dream. The +United States is truly a diverse nation made up of dynamic people. Each year +on July 4, Americans celebrate that freedom and indepen-dence with barbecues, +picnics, and family ga-therings. Through the Internet we are learning about +and communicat-ing with people of different nations, with different languages +and different races throughout the world. Bringing the world closer with +understanding and knowledge can only benefit all nations. We invite all +nations to celebrate with Americans online this Fourth of July. Happy +Birthday, America! +~ +E +.test~ +can you see this with look around? ~ S #34 @@ -845,14 +854,14 @@ D2 ~ 0 0 98 E +sky winds~ + Cold winds plunge ceaselessly at you from the dark, cloudless sky. +~ +E floor~ The stone floor is the same shade of grey as the sky and is completely plain and unscratched. It is probably too hard for anything to leave as much as a scratch on it. ~ -E -sky winds~ - Cold winds plunge ceaselessly at you from the dark, cloudless sky. -~ S $~ diff --git a/lib/world/wld/12.wld b/lib/world/wld/12.wld index 0e01b08..7a3c578 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/12.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/12.wld @@ -31,18 +31,6 @@ The Ice Box Of The Gods~ and maybe someone will come and get you. ~ 12 1208 0 0 0 0 -E -test extra~ -This is a test extradesc. -If I am correct, the mud will not boot after this is saved. - - -The blank lines above this is the reason. -Ok, that did not work... - - Maybe this will - -~ S #1203 The Gods' Mortal Board Room~ diff --git a/lib/world/wld/19.wld b/lib/world/wld/19.wld index c34669e..8115655 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/19.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/19.wld @@ -39,6 +39,57 @@ D5 ~ 0 0 1999 E +spoilers~ + Ahhh, cheater!! Don't you want to enjoy the zone?! *sniff*, ok, if you +really have to look there are a few little neat zone inclusions listed here to +spoil your zone exploring pleasure. Just type look and then the number to look +at each one (look 1 for example). + +1: The Leviathan + +2: Spider Cocoons + +3: The Dark Candleholder + +4: The Metal Contraption + +~ +E +1~ + This is just a little trigger that sets off in room 1911 when you enter. A +series of messages goes off and then the leviathan mob emerges. If you move +more than one room away in the middle of fighting the creature it will disappear +again, reloading fully restored. This is just the framework so far for a little +quest I'm creating around it. Ooh, additionally the room that the leviathan +loads in will only let you leave 90% of the time due to slippery mud. +~ +E +2~ + The spider's cocoons are used to trap people.. Both players and mobs alike. +If you fight the whisper spider in room 1993 it will start sending messages +about wrapping web around you. Ultimately if you do not flee or kill the spider +quickly you will find yourself wrapped in a cocoon, unable to move or see +anything. In this state all you can do is send tells, and wriggle which makes +the cocoon visibly move to everyone else (as immortal you can also use the goto +command). To open one of these cocoons another player must have a fire torch +(object 1905) and type burn. This will set it on fire and release the trapped +mob or player. If a trapped player is not freed within about 5 minutes he/she +will die. +~ +E +3~ + In room 1982, a dark candleholder can be found. On zone reset a candle loads +inside, and if this is taken, a passage opens up to the north. Once on the +other side (room 1983), the passage closes and a voice can be heard telling you +to "leave what you have taken", in reference of course to the candle. If the +candle is not dropped and you continue on to any other room, it will be purged +and the voice will kindly remind you of your doom, as you are now essentially +trapped. However, dropping the candle like a good mudder will cause a drow +spirit to reveal herself, explaining that she will open the way if you call on +the name of Eilistraee. Naturally, saying the word Eilistraee causes the spirit +to vanish and the passage out to reopen.. Albeit for a limited time. +~ +E 4~ In room 1990 there is a large metal contraption, that essentially produces potions when the right ingredients are put into it. PRESS empties the machine @@ -63,57 +114,6 @@ an empty vial placed into the contraption and the mixture poured out. If any combination of ingredients other than those listed are combined, a black potion will be produced which lowers all three attributes. -~ -E -3~ - In room 1982, a dark candleholder can be found. On zone reset a candle loads -inside, and if this is taken, a passage opens up to the north. Once on the -other side (room 1983), the passage closes and a voice can be heard telling you -to "leave what you have taken", in reference of course to the candle. If the -candle is not dropped and you continue on to any other room, it will be purged -and the voice will kindly remind you of your doom, as you are now essentially -trapped. However, dropping the candle like a good mudder will cause a drow -spirit to reveal herself, explaining that she will open the way if you call on -the name of Eilistraee. Naturally, saying the word Eilistraee causes the spirit -to vanish and the passage out to reopen.. Albeit for a limited time. -~ -E -2~ - The spider's cocoons are used to trap people.. Both players and mobs alike. -If you fight the whisper spider in room 1993 it will start sending messages -about wrapping web around you. Ultimately if you do not flee or kill the spider -quickly you will find yourself wrapped in a cocoon, unable to move or see -anything. In this state all you can do is send tells, and wriggle which makes -the cocoon visibly move to everyone else (as immortal you can also use the goto -command). To open one of these cocoons another player must have a fire torch -(object 1905) and type burn. This will set it on fire and release the trapped -mob or player. If a trapped player is not freed within about 5 minutes he/she -will die. -~ -E -1~ - This is just a little trigger that sets off in room 1911 when you enter. A -series of messages goes off and then the leviathan mob emerges. If you move -more than one room away in the middle of fighting the creature it will disappear -again, reloading fully restored. This is just the framework so far for a little -quest I'm creating around it. Ooh, additionally the room that the leviathan -loads in will only let you leave 90% of the time due to slippery mud. -~ -E -spoilers~ - Ahhh, cheater!! Don't you want to enjoy the zone?! *sniff*, ok, if you -really have to look there are a few little neat zone inclusions listed here to -spoil your zone exploring pleasure. Just type look and then the number to look -at each one (look 1 for example). - -1: The Leviathan - -2: Spider Cocoons - -3: The Dark Candleholder - -4: The Metal Contraption - ~ S #1901 @@ -149,16 +149,16 @@ this direction. ~ 0 0 1903 E +fungus~ + These tiny sprouting mushrooms are typical swamp flora, thriving on the damp +rotting wood of the abandoned sign. +~ +E old broken crossroads sign~ This old splintered sign has long lost any visible markings, black rivulets of ink staining the rotting wood that stands uselessly here, just a remnant of past inhabitants. ~ -E -fungus~ - These tiny sprouting mushrooms are typical swamp flora, thriving on the damp -rotting wood of the abandoned sign. -~ S #1902 Squelching Ground~ @@ -270,16 +270,16 @@ wafting on the western air. ~ 0 0 1906 E -scarlet stains~ - These large dark patches in the mud glisten slightly crimson in any light, -the faded blood stains of many fallen warriors. -~ -E glimpses metal armour weapons~ Small pieces of weaponry and armour protrude from the ground like shrapnel, so deeply rusted and swallowed in mud that they are practically irretrievable and are obviously of no further use for warring. ~ +E +scarlet stains~ + These large dark patches in the mud glisten slightly crimson in any light, +the faded blood stains of many fallen warriors. +~ S T 1971 #1906 @@ -309,18 +309,18 @@ ripple in the restless breeze. ~ 0 0 1912 E +scattered pools slime~ + These slippery pools are coated with floating algae and slime of various +organic kinds. The water is presumably toxic as it is so saturated with rust +and rot that it glints scarlet in the light. +~ +E old rusted weapons armour rotted~ These battered pieces of metal and algae-encrusted leather are all that is left of an obviously mighty battle. There are no corpses to be found, all that died presumably devoured by creatures here or rotted long before these metals began to rust. ~ -E -scattered pools slime~ - These slippery pools are coated with floating algae and slime of various -organic kinds. The water is presumably toxic as it is so saturated with rust -and rot that it glints scarlet in the light. -~ S T 1971 #1907 @@ -383,17 +383,17 @@ overturned tree's skeletal branches grasping at the air. ~ 0 0 1909 E -small jagged peaks sharp rocks~ - These rocks look almost like the remnants of a huge embedded boulder or -statue that has been broken away by some massive force. Firmly entrenched in -the mud, the rough-edged base spikes out like several rows of teeth. -~ -E thin layers slime old unidentifiable stains~ The slick green coating of algae is obvious over all of these rocks, decaying plant slime as well as darker and more ominous stains paint the jagged surfaces various shades of red and black. ~ +E +small jagged peaks sharp rocks~ + These rocks look almost like the remnants of a huge embedded boulder or +statue that has been broken away by some massive force. Firmly entrenched in +the mud, the rough-edged base spikes out like several rows of teeth. +~ S T 1971 #1909 @@ -460,16 +460,16 @@ impossible. ~ 0 0 1910 E +ominous shadows~ + Dark rippling shadows stir unnaturally beneath the water, the movements of +some hidden creature no doubt. +~ +E insects~ These simple swamp insects flit so fast it is hard to see them properly, tiny and plated with defensive exoskeletons they pause only to feed on the smaller zooplankton in the water. ~ -E -ominous shadows~ - Dark rippling shadows stir unnaturally beneath the water, the movements of -some hidden creature no doubt. -~ S T 1908 T 1993 @@ -494,16 +494,16 @@ the air with an eye-watering metallic scent. ~ 0 0 1906 E -glimpses shiny metal~ - Old broken pieces of weapons and shields float in shards amongst the bubbling -water, stirring as though in some cauldron of death. -~ -E splintered bone~ Pieces of decaying bone are all that remain of any organic corpses, bleached almost white from the alkaline water here and stripped by predators of all flesh that hadn't rotted away naturally. ~ +E +glimpses shiny metal~ + Old broken pieces of weapons and shields float in shards amongst the bubbling +water, stirring as though in some cauldron of death. +~ S T 1971 #1913 @@ -769,16 +769,16 @@ roots sticking high into the air further south. ~ 0 0 1917 E -moss grasses~ - The plant life here is abundant but miserable looking, as though there is -constant competition to survive, nutrients being scavenged by almost every form -of life imaginable. -~ -E weak trunks branches leaves willows bark~ These frail looking trees look as though they are barely surviving off of the watery soil and fog shrouded sunlight, bending weakly in the slightest breeze. +~ +E +moss grasses~ + The plant life here is abundant but miserable looking, as though there is +constant competition to survive, nutrients being scavenged by almost every form +of life imaginable. ~ S T 1971 @@ -823,18 +823,18 @@ other, forming a bridge that extends to the east. ~ 0 0 1922 E +fungus~ + This is the same miserable organism that grows abundantly on every surface on +sight, flat and sickly green, they are just another indication that the entire +place is rotting. +~ +E shelled creatures~ Little snails, and the encrustations of crabs and mollusks decorate the surfaces with their coloured remains. It is impossible to tell which of these are alive and which are long dead, most seem perfectly content to stay completely motionless. ~ -E -fungus~ - This is the same miserable organism that grows abundantly on every surface on -sight, flat and sickly green, they are just another indication that the entire -place is rotting. -~ S T 1971 #1924 @@ -1068,10 +1068,9 @@ with what looks like a wooden padlock. bamboogates~ 1 1906 1931 E -swords crude jewelled throne~ - These rather beautiful swords have been carelessly bent and fastened together -to form a slightly unusual but attractive throne, coloured gems sparkling in the -hilts and firelight reflecting off the still shiny metal. +great fire~ + This raging fire seems to be kept continually going, the sickly smell of +flesh and burning leather wafting in the smokey air around it. ~ E pieces broken armour decoration walls~ @@ -1079,9 +1078,10 @@ pieces broken armour decoration walls~ doubt serving the secondary purpose of displaying the vanquishing of foes. ~ E -great fire~ - This raging fire seems to be kept continually going, the sickly smell of -flesh and burning leather wafting in the smokey air around it. +swords crude jewelled throne~ + These rather beautiful swords have been carelessly bent and fastened together +to form a slightly unusual but attractive throne, coloured gems sparkling in the +hilts and firelight reflecting off the still shiny metal. ~ S #1934 @@ -1149,17 +1149,17 @@ be heard, as though some hidden cave lies beneath. ~ 0 0 1937 E -cooking utensils simple clay pots~ - These recently used tools have been dumped on the ground with pieces of flesh -still clinging to them, the smell of rotting is almost unbearable and flies buzz -almost frantically around the filthy surfaces. -~ -E rudimentary shelter stiff reeds~ This primitive enclosure is of only basic use in shielding rainfall and heavy winds. Open on one side, it seems for the most part abandoned, as though the creatures who made it only gather here for certain occasions. ~ +E +cooking utensils simple clay pots~ + These recently used tools have been dumped on the ground with pieces of flesh +still clinging to them, the smell of rotting is almost unbearable and flies buzz +almost frantically around the filthy surfaces. +~ S T 1971 #1937 diff --git a/lib/world/wld/301.wld b/lib/world/wld/301.wld index 6a51d66..1fb6d84 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/301.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/301.wld @@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ class range. Remove the extra '0' if you don't need/want it. Here are some recommended specials for the mobs: #04 should be given a sleep spell to cast #47 should be given an undead process. -@n + Zone 301 is linked to the following zones: 302 Campus at 30123 (south) ---> 30236 302 Campus at 30124 (north) ---> 30250 @@ -50,6 +50,7 @@ Zone 301 is linked to the following zones: 302 Campus at 30136 (east ) ---> 30266 302 Campus at 30140 (south) ---> 30260 302 Campus at 30142 (north) ---> 30201 + 302 Campus at 30142 (east ) ---> 30203 302 Campus at 30199 (up ) ---> 30200 ~ diff --git a/lib/world/wld/309.wld b/lib/world/wld/309.wld index 25c1c84..de1eedf 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/309.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/309.wld @@ -1024,10 +1024,10 @@ D1 S #30953 Arms Cache and Smithy~ - Donold works tirelessly, day after day making sure that all existing weapons -and armor are kept in perfect condition. On top of that chore, me crafts all -metal-work within the keep, shoes horses and crafts new weapons for the Baron to -test out. Donold is not Westlawn's right-hand man but he is damn near close. + Donld works tirelessly, day after day making sure that all existing weapons +and armor are kept in perfect condition. On top of that chore, he crafts all +metal-work within the keep, shoes horses and new weapons for the Baron to test +out. Donld is not Westlawn's right-hand man but he is damn near close. ~ 309 8 0 0 0 0 D3 diff --git a/lib/world/wld/4.wld b/lib/world/wld/4.wld index 2468ac3..5636e63 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/4.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/4.wld @@ -1,14 +1,11 @@ #400 -The Jade Forest~ - This appears to be the entrance of a thick forest. Numerous trees tower high -into the air, making everything else look quite small. In the distance birds -can be heard chirping. +Jade Forest (Description Room)~ + The Jade Forest is a simple zone, laid out for levels 10-15 approximately. +The majority of it is forest, with a small village, some trails, and a river. +There are a couple of shops, but these need stocking with items really. +Descriptions are very basic and could do with fleshing out. ~ 4 0 0 0 0 3 -D3 -~ -~ -0 0 401 E credits info~ Builder : @@ -40,7 +37,7 @@ D0 D1 ~ ~ -0 0 400 +0 0 499 D3 ~ ~ @@ -1658,10 +1655,6 @@ well as an extremely large city. The village looks tiny compared to the city that looms on the horizon. The trail continues to the north. ~ 4 0 0 0 0 3 -D0 -~ -~ -0 0 499 D2 ~ ~ @@ -1719,16 +1712,15 @@ D2 0 0 489 S #499 -Sanctus Trail~ - This part of the trail appears to have ended in a dead end! There isn't much -here to look at, just a few scattered trees. The road can be seen heading off -towards the west, it seems as if that part of the passage may actually lead -somewhere. +The Jade Forest~ + This appears to be the entrance of a thick forest. Numerous trees tower high +into the air, making everything else look quite small. In the distance birds +can be heard chirping. ~ 4 0 0 0 0 3 -D2 +D3 ~ ~ -0 0 495 +0 0 401 S $~ diff --git a/lib/world/wld/55.wld b/lib/world/wld/55.wld index 0701567..016929f 100644 --- a/lib/world/wld/55.wld +++ b/lib/world/wld/55.wld @@ -1055,9 +1055,7 @@ D1 E message~ The message appears to read: - - I hate being a Tanner - + I hate being a Tanner ~ S #5565 @@ -1078,9 +1076,9 @@ D3 E plaque~ Engraved on the plaque are the following words: - + The Holy Shrine of Allah - + ~ S #5566 @@ -1277,14 +1275,14 @@ D0 door~ 1 -1 5577 E -mirror~ - You see a the fighting image of some armor clad humanoid wielding a weapon. - -~ -E window~ Looking out this window you can see the grounds of the palace that seperate the walls of the palace from the building itself. +~ +E +mirror~ + You see a the fighting image of some armor clad humanoid wielding a weapon. + ~ S #5577 @@ -1364,13 +1362,13 @@ D3 E plaque door~ The plaque on the door reads: - + THE ART EXHIBIT of NEW THALOS - + - the management is not responsible for lost items. - + ~ S #5580 diff --git a/lib/world/zon/1.zon b/lib/world/zon/1.zon index aa90e3e..44b48d8 100644 --- a/lib/world/zon/1.zon +++ b/lib/world/zon/1.zon @@ -2,6 +2,8 @@ Rumble~ Sanctus~ 100 199 10 2 +R 0 124 355 -1 (a metal staff) +O 0 355 99 124 (a metal staff) M 0 216 1 189 (Yoda) O 0 194 1 178 (a closet) D 0 178 0 1 (A Clean House) diff --git a/lib/world/zon/2.zon b/lib/world/zon/2.zon index c2720ee..baadac7 100644 --- a/lib/world/zon/2.zon +++ b/lib/world/zon/2.zon @@ -2,6 +2,10 @@ Rumble~ Sanctus II~ 200 299 10 2 +M 0 125 3 254 (the young girl) +M 0 164 1 254 (the drunk) +G 1 101 99 -1 (an imported bottle of beer) +G 1 197 99 -1 (a "kick me" sign) M 0 196 1 251 (the newbie guide) O 0 251 1 251 (a marble fountain) M 0 169 3 200 (a citizen) @@ -126,9 +130,6 @@ M 0 112 1 294 (the young woman) M 0 118 3 236 (the woman) M 0 118 3 295 (the woman) M 0 125 3 274 (the young girl) -M 0 125 3 254 (the young girl) -M 0 164 1 254 (the drunk) -G 1 101 99 -1 (an imported bottle of beer) M 0 135 1 252 (the blue Master Magi) E 1 107 99 12 (a blue robe) M 0 141 3 252 (the corporal) diff --git a/lib/world/zon/234.zon b/lib/world/zon/234.zon index 517c33c..b582d4a 100644 --- a/lib/world/zon/234.zon +++ b/lib/world/zon/234.zon @@ -1,76 +1,77 @@ -#234 -Radiax~ -Newbie School~ -23400 23499 30 2 -R 0 23470 23430 -1 (a map of the newbie school) -O 0 23430 5 23470 (a map of the newbie school) -M 0 23400 1 23423 (Samantha, the clerk) -G 1 23409 99 -1 (a newbie chest) -G 1 23408 99 -1 (a newbie club) -G 1 23407 99 -1 (a newbie dagger) -G 1 23406 99 -1 (a newbie mace) -G 1 23405 99 -1 (a newbie shortsword) -G 1 23402 99 -1 (a small pouch) -G 1 23401 99 -1 (some blackberries) -G 1 23400 99 -1 (a goatskin) -M 0 23495 3 23444 (a brownie) -R 0 23429 23403 -1 (a fountain) -O 0 23403 1 23429 (a fountain) -M 0 23410 1 23471 (the armourer) -G 1 23422 1 -1 (some leggings) -G 1 23423 1 -1 (some leather leggings) -G 1 23424 1 -1 (some cleric's breeches) -G 1 23425 1 -1 (some leather leggings) -G 1 23426 1 -1 (some mail boots) -G 1 23427 1 -1 (some leather boots) -G 1 23428 1 -1 (some sandals) -G 1 23429 1 -1 (some mage boots) -M 0 23404 16 23438 (a badger) -E 1 23417 2 3 (a red charm) -M 0 23404 16 23446 (a badger) -M 0 23405 16 23446 (a brownie) -E 1 23416 2 4 (a silver pendant) -M 0 23408 16 23445 (a urd) -E 1 23415 2 3 (a black collar) -M 0 23406 16 23445 (a bulette) -E 1 23421 5 6 (a wizards hat) -M 0 23404 16 23443 (a badger) -E 1 23413 2 2 (a ring of fire) -M 0 23403 16 23443 (a kobold) -M 0 23403 16 23456 (a kobold) -E 1 23411 2 1 (a ring of shadows) -M 0 23405 16 23456 (a brownie) -E 1 23412 2 2 (a blessed ring) -M 0 23409 1 23461 (a water weird) -E 1 23414 2 3 (a warriors amulet) -E 1 23410 2 1 (a ring of power) -M 0 23406 16 23453 (a bulette) -E 1 23421 5 6 (a wizards hat) -M 0 23408 16 23453 (a urd) -E 1 23419 5 6 (a leather helm) -O 0 23404 8 23439 (a leaf) -M 0 23407 16 23439 (a osquip) -E 1 23420 5 6 (a gold tiara) -M 0 23407 16 23435 (a osquip) -E 1 23420 5 6 (a gold tiara) -M 0 23408 16 23435 (a urd) -E 1 23419 5 6 (a leather helm) -M 0 23406 16 23437 (a bulette) -M 0 23403 16 23437 (a kobold) -E 1 23418 5 6 (a warriors helm) -M 0 23403 16 23441 (a kobold) -E 1 23418 5 6 (a warriors helm) -M 0 23405 16 23454 (a brownie) -M 0 23407 16 23454 (a osquip) -M 0 23405 16 23434 (a brownie) -M 0 23404 16 23434 (a badger) -M 0 23406 16 23433 (a bulette) -M 0 23407 16 23433 (a osquip) -M 0 23404 16 23432 (a badger) -M 0 23403 16 23428 (a kobold) -O 0 5323 2 23468 (the diamond) -M 0 23402 4 23427 (the dummy mob) -M 0 23401 4 23426 (a newbie training mob) -D 0 23403 0 1 (Newbie School) -S -$ +#234 +None.~ +Newbie School~ +23400 23499 10 2 +O 0 23401 5 23429 (some blackberries) +R 0 23429 23403 -1 (a fountain) +O 0 23403 1 23429 (a fountain) +R 0 23470 23430 -1 (a map of the newbie school) +O 0 23430 5 23470 (a map of the newbie school) +M 0 23400 1 23423 (Samantha, the clerk) +G 1 23409 99 -1 (a newbie chest) +G 1 23408 99 -1 (a newbie club) +G 1 23407 99 -1 (a newbie dagger) +G 1 23406 99 -1 (a newbie mace) +G 1 23405 99 -1 (a newbie shortsword) +G 1 23402 99 -1 (a small pouch) +G 1 23401 99 -1 (some blackberries) +G 1 23400 99 -1 (a goatskin) +M 0 23495 3 23444 (a brownie) +M 0 23410 1 23471 (the armourer) +G 1 23422 1 -1 (some leggings) +G 1 23423 1 -1 (some leather leggings) +G 1 23424 1 -1 (some cleric's breeches) +G 1 23425 1 -1 (some leather leggings) +G 1 23426 1 -1 (some mail boots) +G 1 23427 1 -1 (some leather boots) +G 1 23428 1 -1 (some sandals) +G 1 23429 1 -1 (some mage boots) +M 0 23404 16 23438 (a badger) +E 1 23417 2 3 (a red charm) +M 0 23404 16 23446 (a badger) +M 0 23405 16 23446 (a brownie) +E 1 23416 2 4 (a silver pendant) +M 0 23408 16 23445 (a urd) +E 1 23415 2 3 (a black collar) +M 0 23406 16 23445 (a bulette) +E 1 23421 5 6 (a wizards hat) +M 0 23404 16 23443 (a badger) +E 1 23413 2 2 (a ring of fire) +M 0 23403 16 23443 (a kobold) +M 0 23403 16 23456 (a kobold) +E 1 23411 2 1 (a ring of shadows) +M 0 23405 16 23456 (a brownie) +E 1 23412 2 2 (a blessed ring) +M 0 23409 1 23461 (a water weird) +E 1 23414 2 3 (a warriors amulet) +E 1 23410 2 1 (a ring of power) +M 0 23406 16 23453 (a bulette) +E 1 23421 5 6 (a wizards hat) +M 0 23408 16 23453 (a urd) +E 1 23419 5 6 (a leather helm) +O 0 23404 8 23439 (a leaf) +M 0 23407 16 23439 (a osquip) +E 1 23420 5 6 (a gold tiara) +M 0 23407 16 23435 (a osquip) +E 1 23420 5 6 (a gold tiara) +M 0 23408 16 23435 (a urd) +E 1 23419 5 6 (a leather helm) +M 0 23406 16 23437 (a bulette) +M 0 23403 16 23437 (a kobold) +E 1 23418 5 6 (a warriors helm) +M 0 23403 16 23441 (a kobold) +E 1 23418 5 6 (a warriors helm) +M 0 23405 16 23454 (a brownie) +M 0 23407 16 23454 (a osquip) +M 0 23405 16 23434 (a brownie) +M 0 23404 16 23434 (a badger) +M 0 23406 16 23433 (a bulette) +M 0 23407 16 23433 (a osquip) +M 0 23404 16 23432 (a badger) +M 0 23403 16 23428 (a kobold) +O 0 5323 2 23468 (the diamond) +M 0 23402 4 23427 (the dummy mob) +M 0 23401 4 23426 (a newbie training mob) +D 0 23403 0 1 (Newbie School) +S +$ diff --git a/lib/world/zon/267.zon b/lib/world/zon/267.zon index 5376be3..0b0259e 100644 --- a/lib/world/zon/267.zon +++ b/lib/world/zon/267.zon @@ -1,121 +1,111 @@ -#267 -Questor~ -Vice Island~ -26700 26799 30 1 -R 0 26759 26732 -1 (a dull iron key) -O 0 26732 5 26759 (a dull iron key) -D 0 26759 0 1 (Creepy Hallway) -M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) -M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) -M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) -M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) -M 0 26701 5 26704 (the woman in pink) -E 1 26700 5 5 (a pretty pink taffeta dress) -M 0 26702 5 26704 (the woman in blue) -E 1 26701 5 5 (a pretty blue silk dress) -M 0 26702 5 26704 (the woman in blue) -E 1 26701 5 5 (a pretty blue silk dress) -M 0 26703 5 26704 (the woman in pristine white) -E 1 26702 5 5 (a pretty pristine white cotton dress) -M 0 26704 5 26704 (the woman in a drab beige dress) -E 1 26703 5 5 (an ugly beige burlap dress) -M 0 26704 5 26704 (the woman in a drab beige dress) -E 1 26703 5 5 (an ugly beige burlap dress) -M 0 26705 1 26704 (the special slave of the master) -E 1 26704 2 5 (a beautiful swirling multi-colored dress) -M 0 26706 1 26704 (a fat harem master) -G 1 26705 2 -1 (a demon-faced talisman) -E 1 26706 1 5 (a robe of leisure) -E 1 26730 10 17 (a stone key) -M 0 26708 1 26725 (a cuddly little tar baby) -E 1 26707 15 17 (a tar rattle) -M 0 26709 2 26741 (a seagull) -M 0 26709 2 26740 (a seagull) -M 0 26710 1 26758 (the Priest of Fear) -G 1 26708 10 -1 (a screaming scroll) -E 1 26709 1 6 (a Crown of Spikes) -E 1 26710 1 12 (a black, bloodstained robe) -E 1 26713 10 17 (a cellkey) -M 0 26711 1 26751 (a wailing ghost) -G 1 26731 10 -1 (a redwood key) -M 0 26712 1 26752 (the prisoner) -E 1 26711 1 8 (a ball and chain) -E 1 26712 1 9 (some manacles) -M 0 26713 1 26749 (the butcher) -E 1 26714 1 16 (a huge butcher knife) -E 1 26729 1 17 (a transparent glass key) -M 0 26714 1 26795 (the High Priest of Terror) -E 1 26715 1 10 (a pair of pitch black armbands) -E 1 26716 1 7 (a pair of pitch black leggings) -E 1 26717 1 8 (a pair of pitch black boots) -E 1 26718 1 9 (a pair of pitch black gloves) -E 1 26719 1 16 (the terror-blade) -E 1 26720 1 5 (a pitch-black plate armor) -E 1 26721 1 6 (the Headdress of Terror) -E 1 26722 1 1 (a ring of pitch-black metal) -E 1 26723 1 3 (a cloak of the purest black) -G 1 26728 20 -1 (a pitch-black key) -M 0 26715 1 26799 (the Keeper of the Shrine of Vice) -E 1 26725 10 16 (a cat o' nine tails) -M 0 26717 1 26765 (a torturer) -E 1 26725 10 16 (a cat o' nine tails) -G 1 26736 3 -1 (a shining blue potion) -G 1 26735 10 -1 (a glowing red potion) -M 0 26718 20 26766 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26770 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26770 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26772 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26772 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26776 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26776 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -G 1 26737 10 -1 (a green potion) -M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) -E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) -M 0 26719 1 26771 (the Grand Inquisitor) -E 1 26738 1 17 (a purple potion of giant strength) -E 1 26739 1 3 (a cloak of wisdom) -M 0 26720 1 26783 (the Priest of Hopelessness) -E 1 26740 20 3 (a cloak of forgetfulness) -G 1 26735 10 -1 (a glowing red potion) -O 0 26733 1 26767 (a tiny key) -D 0 26738 2 2 (Trail of Terror) -D 0 26748 0 2 (Trophy Room) -D 0 26748 2 4 (Trophy Room) -D 0 26749 0 4 (Dressing Room) -D 0 26752 0 2 (Cell) -D 0 26753 0 1 (Strangely shaped hallway.) -D 0 26753 1 2 (Strangely shaped hallway.) -D 0 26753 2 2 (Strangely shaped hallway.) -D 0 26754 2 1 (Open Hearth) -D 0 26755 3 2 (Supply Room) -D 0 26756 0 1 (Deserted Bedroom) -D 0 26757 2 1 (Creepy Hallway) -D 0 26757 1 2 (Creepy Hallway) -D 0 26758 3 2 (Office of the High Priest of Fear) -D 0 26760 2 1 (Closet) -D 0 26767 0 4 (Outlay) -D 0 26768 2 4 (Outlay) -D 0 26773 0 4 (Outlay) -D 0 26777 2 4 (Outlay) -D 0 26780 1 3 (Deserted Corridor) -D 0 26781 1 3 (Deserted Corridor) -D 0 26782 1 3 (Deserted Corridor) -D 0 26783 3 3 (Dark Room) -D 0 26792 0 2 (Entrance to the Office of the High Priest of Terror) -D 0 26794 2 2 (Hall of Death) -D 0 26797 0 2 (Entrance to the Temple of Terror) -S -$ +#267 +Questor~ +Vice Island~ +26700 26799 30 1 +R 0 26759 26732 -1 (a dull iron key) +O 0 26732 5 26759 (a dull iron key) +D 0 26759 0 1 (Creepy Hallway) +M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) +M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) +M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) +M 0 26707 5 26701 (a small, red crab) +M 0 26701 5 26704 (the woman in pink) +E 1 26700 5 5 (a pretty pink taffeta dress) +M 0 26702 5 26704 (the woman in blue) +E 1 26701 5 5 (a pretty blue silk dress) +M 0 26702 5 26704 (the woman in blue) +E 1 26701 5 5 (a pretty blue silk dress) +M 0 26703 5 26704 (the woman in pristine white) +E 1 26702 5 5 (a pretty pristine white cotton dress) +M 0 26704 5 26704 (the woman in a drab beige dress) +E 1 26703 5 5 (an ugly beige burlap dress) +M 0 26704 5 26704 (the woman in a drab beige dress) +E 1 26703 5 5 (an ugly beige burlap dress) +M 0 26705 1 26704 (the special slave of the master) +E 1 26704 2 5 (a beautiful swirling multi-colored dress) +M 0 26706 1 26704 (a fat harem master) +G 1 26705 2 -1 (a demon-faced talisman) +E 1 26706 1 5 (a robe of leisure) +E 1 26730 10 17 (a stone key) +M 0 26708 1 26725 (a cuddly little tar baby) +E 1 26707 15 17 (a tar rattle) +M 0 26709 2 26741 (a seagull) +M 0 26709 2 26740 (a seagull) +M 0 26710 1 26758 (the Priest of Fear) +G 1 26708 10 -1 (a screaming scroll) +E 1 26709 1 6 (a Crown of Spikes) +E 1 26710 1 12 (a black, bloodstained robe) +E 1 26713 10 17 (a cellkey) +M 0 26711 1 26751 (a wailing ghost) +G 1 26731 10 -1 (a redwood key) +M 0 26712 1 26752 (the prisoner) +E 1 26711 1 8 (a ball and chain) +E 1 26712 1 9 (some manacles) +M 0 26713 1 26749 (the butcher) +E 1 26714 1 16 (a huge butcher knife) +E 1 26729 1 17 (a transparent glass key) +M 0 26714 1 26795 (the High Priest of Terror) +E 1 26715 1 10 (a pair of pitch black armbands) +E 1 26716 1 7 (a pair of pitch black leggings) +E 1 26717 1 8 (a pair of pitch black boots) +E 1 26718 1 9 (a pair of pitch black gloves) +E 1 26719 1 16 (the terror-blade) +E 1 26720 1 5 (a pitch-black plate armor) +E 1 26721 1 6 (the Headdress of Terror) +E 1 26722 1 1 (a ring of pitch-black metal) +E 1 26723 1 3 (a cloak of the purest black) +G 1 26728 20 -1 (a pitch-black key) +M 0 26715 1 26799 (the Keeper of the Shrine of Vice) +E 1 26725 10 16 (a cat o' nine tails) +M 0 26717 1 26765 (a torturer) +E 1 26725 10 16 (a cat o' nine tails) +G 1 26736 3 -1 (a shining blue potion) +G 1 26735 10 -1 (a glowing red potion) +M 0 26718 20 26766 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26770 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26770 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26772 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26772 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26776 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26776 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +G 1 26737 10 -1 (a green potion) +M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26718 20 26778 (an interrogator) +E 1 26726 500 6 (a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles) +M 0 26719 1 26771 (the Grand Inquisitor) +E 1 26738 1 17 (a purple potion of giant strength) +E 1 26739 1 3 (a cloak of wisdom) +M 0 26720 1 26783 (the Priest of Hopelessness) +E 1 26740 20 3 (a cloak of forgetfulness) +G 1 26735 10 -1 (a glowing red potion) +O 0 26733 1 26767 (a tiny key) +D 0 26738 2 2 (Trail of Terror) +D 0 26748 0 2 (Trophy Room) +D 0 26752 0 2 (Cell) +D 0 26753 0 1 (Strangely shaped hallway) +D 0 26753 1 2 (Strangely shaped hallway) +D 0 26753 2 2 (Strangely shaped hallway) +D 0 26754 2 1 (Open Hearth) +D 0 26755 3 2 (Supply Room) +D 0 26756 0 1 (Deserted Bedroom) +D 0 26757 2 1 (Creepy Hallway) +D 0 26757 1 2 (Creepy Hallway) +D 0 26758 3 2 (Office of the High Priest of Fear) +D 0 26760 2 1 (Closet) +D 0 26792 0 2 (Entrance to the Office of the High Priest of Terror) +D 0 26794 2 2 (Hall of Death) +D 0 26797 0 2 (Entrance to the Temple of Terror) +S +$ diff --git a/lib/world/zon/308.zon b/lib/world/zon/308.zon index b83a70a..d527e80 100644 --- a/lib/world/zon/308.zon +++ b/lib/world/zon/308.zon @@ -1,119 +1,120 @@ -#308 -Kaan~ -Baron Cailveh~ -30800 30899 30 2 -M 0 30828 1 30846 (Calintra) -G 1 29105 99 -1 (a green herb) -M 0 30837 1 30849 (the tailor) -G 1 343 100 -1 (a leather jacket) -G 1 371 100 -1 (a pair of leather gloves) -G 1 376 100 -1 (a leather cap) -G 1 381 100 -1 (a pair of leather pants) -M 0 30832 1 30854 (Mochaaska) -G 1 30820 100 -1 (a small barrel) -G 1 30821 100 -1 (a large barrel) -M 0 30833 1 30852 (the store owner) -G 1 330 100 -1 (a torch) -G 1 331 100 -1 (a lantern) -G 1 332 100 -1 (a bag) -G 1 339 100 -1 (a pot) -G 1 376 100 -1 (a leather 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-M 0 30817 1 30832 (a snoozing farmer) -D 0 30832 1 1 (Quiet Home) -M 0 30816 1 30837 (a busy housewife) -D 0 30837 3 1 (Cozy Home) -M 0 30815 3 30817 (a fat cow) -M 0 30815 3 30818 (a fat cow) -M 0 30815 3 30816 (a fat cow) -D 0 30816 0 1 (The Pastures) -M 0 30814 1 30815 (an old farmhand) -D 0 30815 2 1 (Scrupulously Clean Barn) -M 0 30813 1 30861 (a visiting cousin) -E 1 30813 100 7 (a set of scuffed thigh plates) -E 1 30814 100 13 (a tarnished weapons belt) -D 0 30861 2 1 (The Feasting Hall) -M 0 30812 1 30873 (a chamber maid) -M 0 30808 1 30856 (an arrogant land owner) -M 0 30807 1 30856 (a humble petitioner) -D 0 30856 3 1 (Entryway Into the Main Hall) -M 0 30811 2 30814 (a door guard) -M 0 30811 2 30814 (a door guard) -E 1 30811 100 16 (a two-handed maul) -D 0 30814 1 1 (The Tower Entry Gate) -M 0 30810 1 30877 (a lab assistant) -D 0 30877 2 2 (Laboratory) -M 0 30809 1 30857 (a pious farmer) -M 0 30806 1 30857 (a robed man) -G 1 30809 100 -1 (a wadded piece of paper) -M 0 30802 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30924 1 30927 (the foreman) +G 1 30928 1 -1 (a clipboard) +M 0 30911 1 30927 (a worn-looking woman) +G 1 30914 100 -1 (a leather harness) +M 0 30923 1 30935 (a raggedy commoner) +M 0 30921 5 30954 (one of Westlawn's Elite) +E 1 30924 100 8 (a pair of bladed boots) +E 1 30923 100 16 (a red steel short sword) +E 1 30922 100 3 (an elite charm) +D 0 30954 1 1 (Outer Antechamber) +D 0 30954 3 1 (Outer Antechamber) +M 0 30921 5 30934 (one of Westlawn's Elite) +E 1 30922 100 3 (an elite charm) +E 1 30923 100 16 (a red steel short sword) +E 1 30924 100 8 (a pair of bladed boots) +M 0 30922 1 30933 (Jerrod) +E 1 30925 100 16 (a titanium blade) +E 1 30926 100 12 (a red mantle) +E 1 30927 100 3 (a red clasp) +M 0 30921 5 30941 (one of Westlawn's Elite) +E 1 30922 100 3 (an elite charm) +E 1 30923 100 16 (a red steel short sword) +E 1 30924 100 8 (a pair of bladed boots) +M 0 30920 6 30940 (a soldier) +E 1 30902 100 16 (a guardsman's sword) +E 1 30901 100 8 (a red steel face plate) +E 1 30900 100 5 (a red steel breastplate) +D 0 30940 1 1 (The Main Hall) +M 0 30920 6 30937 (a soldier) +E 1 30900 100 5 (a red steel breastplate) +E 1 30902 100 16 (a guardsman's sword) +D 0 30937 1 1 (Inner Yard) +M 0 30920 6 30966 (a soldier) +E 1 30901 100 8 (a red steel face plate) +E 1 30900 100 5 (a red steel breastplate) +E 1 30902 100 16 (a guardsman's sword) +M 0 30919 2 30968 (a watchman) +E 1 30921 100 17 (a glass eyepiece) +E 1 30900 100 5 (a red steel breastplate) +E 1 30901 100 8 (a red steel face plate) +M 0 30919 2 30961 (a watchman) +E 1 30921 100 8 (a glass eyepiece) +E 1 30900 100 5 (a red steel breastplate) +E 1 30901 100 17 (a red steel face plate) +M 0 30918 1 30932 (a man rolling a keg) +G 1 30920 100 -1 (a keg of beer) +M 0 30917 1 30915 (a woman carrying a basket) +G 1 30917 100 -1 (a wicker basket) +P 1 30918 100 30917 (the Belt of Supreme Might) +P 1 30919 100 30917 (the Shield of Sorcery) +M 0 30916 1 30912 (a local) +G 1 30915 100 -1 (a fishing pole) +G 1 30916 100 -1 (a shiny lure) +M 0 30915 1 30930 (an old nag) +M 0 30914 1 30929 (an old, sagging cow) +M 0 30913 1 30928 (a little girl) +M 0 30912 1 30928 (a little boy) +M 0 30910 1 30916 (a secretive man) +E 1 30911 100 12 (a jet-black cloak) +E 1 30912 100 17 (an etched staff) +E 1 30913 100 2 (a glowing thumb rune) +M 0 30909 1 30916 (a tired-looking man) +G 1 30907 1000 -1 (a pint of Westlawn's Ale) +M 0 30908 1 30916 (Gilsby) +G 1 30907 1000 -1 (a pint of Westlawn's Ale) +G 1 30908 1000 -1 (a jar of water) +E 1 30910 100 17 (a wadded up piece of paper) +G 1 30909 1000 -1 (a steak platter) +D 0 30916 2 1 (The Fireside Inn) +D 0 30916 3 1 (The Fireside Inn) +M 0 30907 1 30920 (a young child) +M 0 30906 1 30921 (a wizened old woman) +G 1 30906 100 -1 (a string of beads) +M 0 30905 1 30908 (a serf) +D 0 30908 1 1 (Worn Roadway) +M 0 30904 1 30919 (a sad little girl) +D 0 30919 3 1 (Mud Yard) +M 0 30903 1 30917 (a muddy little boy) +D 0 30917 3 1 (Mud Yard) +M 0 30902 1 30904 (a serf worker) +G 1 30905 100 -1 (a shovel) +O 0 30904 1 30904 (a wheel barrow) +M 0 30901 1 30901 (a tradesman) +G 1 30903 100 -1 (a barrel) +D 0 30987 0 1 (South Stables) +D 0 30975 2 1 (Training Fields) +D 0 30984 2 1 (North Stables) +D 0 30970 0 1 (Training Fields) +D 0 30973 1 1 (Training Fields) +D 0 30980 3 1 (Outpasture) +D 0 30969 3 1 (Training Fields) +D 0 30963 5 1 (On the Battlements) +D 0 30943 5 1 (South End of the Main Hall) +D 0 30943 1 1 (South End of the Main Hall) +D 0 30943 3 1 (South End of the Main Hall) +D 0 30955 4 1 (Cellar) +D 0 30950 1 1 (Soldier's Barracks) +D 0 30924 1 1 (Shack) +D 0 30922 1 1 (Hovel) +D 0 30910 0 1 (Twisting Road) +S +$ diff --git a/lib/world/zon/4.zon b/lib/world/zon/4.zon index f22d330..0c136f8 100644 --- a/lib/world/zon/4.zon +++ b/lib/world/zon/4.zon @@ -2,11 +2,12 @@ Unknown~ Jade Forest~ 400 499 30 2 +M 0 400 1 499 (a grass snake) R 0 496 486 -1 (a stone well) O 0 486 99 496 (a stone well) R 0 440 485 -1 (a pool of murky water) O 0 485 99 440 (a pool of murky water) -M 0 440 3 440 (bullfrog) +M 0 440 3 440 (a bullfrog) R 0 439 485 -1 (a pool of murky water) O 0 485 99 439 (a pool of murky water) R 0 437 485 -1 (a pool of murky water) @@ -15,11 +16,11 @@ R 0 436 485 -1 (a pool of murky water) O 0 485 99 436 (a pool of murky water) R 0 435 485 -1 (a pool of murky water) O 0 485 99 435 (a pool of murky water) -M 0 435 2 435 (leech) +M 0 435 2 435 (a leech) R 0 431 485 -1 (a pool of murky water) O 0 485 99 431 (a pool of murky water) -M 0 466 2 467 (rabbit) -M 0 466 2 467 (rabbit) +M 0 466 2 467 (a rabbit) +M 0 466 2 467 (a rabbit) R 0 466 484 -1 (a stream of water) O 0 484 99 466 (a stream of water) R 0 465 484 -1 (a stream of water) @@ -32,54 +33,53 @@ R 0 462 484 -1 (a stream of water) O 0 484 99 462 (a stream of water) R 0 461 484 -1 (a stream of water) O 0 484 99 461 (a stream of water) -M 0 400 1 400 (Grass Snake) -M 0 430 2 430 (rat) -M 0 481 1 481 (zachary) +M 0 430 2 430 (a rat) +M 0 481 1 481 (Zachary) G 1 403 99 -1 (rawhide whip) G 1 120 99 -1 (a dagger) G 1 124 99 -1 (a mace) G 1 28735 99 -1 (a dirk) -M 0 453 1 453 (samuel) +M 0 453 1 453 (Samuel) G 1 407 255 -1 (a teddybear) G 1 130 255 -1 (a torch) G 1 133 255 -1 (a backpack) -M 0 449 1 449 (jedidiah) +M 0 449 1 449 (Jedidiah) G 1 400 1 -1 (rabbit skin gloves) G 1 401 1 -1 (rabbit skin boots) G 1 409 1 -1 (wooden armour) G 1 410 1 -1 (wooden warhelm) O 0 483 1 483 (painting) -M 0 450 1 450 (teenager) +M 0 450 1 450 (a teenager) G 1 450 255 -1 (magical rock) -M 0 447 1 447 (Small Boy) +M 0 447 1 447 (a small boy) G 1 447 255 -1 (apple) -M 0 433 2 433 (redbird) +M 0 433 2 433 (a redbird) O 0 433 1 433 (bird egg) O 0 427 1 427 (colorful plant) -M 0 415 1 415 (cricket) +M 0 415 1 415 (a cricket) O 0 415 1 415 (a large tree is here.) O 0 411 1 411 (Onyx pebble) -M 0 406 2 406 (bluebird) +M 0 406 2 406 (a bluebird) O 0 406 1 406 (tree stump) -M 0 493 2 493 (wolf) -M 0 491 2 491 (finch) -M 0 480 2 487 (ghost) -M 0 480 2 480 (ghost) -M 0 475 1 475 (coyote) +M 0 493 2 493 (a wolf) +M 0 491 2 491 (a finch) +M 0 480 2 487 (a ghost) +M 0 480 2 480 (a ghost) +M 0 475 1 475 (a coyote) M 0 471 1 471 (raccoon) -M 0 460 2 460 (caterpillar) -M 0 444 1 444 (grasshopper) -M 0 441 2 441 (crow) -M 0 434 1 434 (muskrat) -M 0 416 2 416 (mouse) -M 0 423 2 423 (skeleton) -M 0 422 1 422 (ghoul) -M 0 421 2 421 (zombie) -M 0 426 2 426 (slug) -M 0 412 2 412 (chipmunk) -M 0 410 1 410 (bear) -M 0 403 2 403 (firefly) +M 0 460 2 460 (a caterpillar) +M 0 444 1 444 (a grasshopper) +M 0 441 2 441 (a crow) +M 0 434 1 434 (a muskrat) +M 0 416 2 416 (a mouse) +M 0 423 2 423 (a skeleton) +M 0 422 1 422 (a ghoul) +M 0 421 2 421 (a zombie) +M 0 426 2 426 (a slug) +M 0 412 2 412 (a chipmunk) +M 0 410 1 410 (a bear) +M 0 403 2 403 (a firefly) O 0 402 1 402 (a small shrub) -M 0 401 2 401 (Giant Mosquito) +M 0 401 2 401 (a giant mosquito) S $ diff --git a/src/act.informative.c b/src/act.informative.c index 29e18a8..05d5171 100644 --- a/src/act.informative.c +++ b/src/act.informative.c @@ -2115,7 +2115,7 @@ ACMD(do_toggle) break; case SCMD_SCREENWIDTH: if (!*arg2) - send_to_char(ch, "You current screen width is set to %d characters.", GET_SCREEN_WIDTH(ch)); + send_to_char(ch, "Your current screen width is set to %d characters.", GET_SCREEN_WIDTH(ch)); else if (is_number(arg2)) { GET_SCREEN_WIDTH(ch) = MIN(MAX(atoi(arg2), 40), 200); send_to_char(ch, "Okay, your screen width is now set to %d characters.", GET_SCREEN_WIDTH(ch)); diff --git a/src/constants.c b/src/constants.c index 8f4c61b..4be494f 100644 --- a/src/constants.c +++ b/src/constants.c @@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ * @todo cpp_extern isn't needed here (or anywhere) as the extern reserved word * works correctly with C compilers (at least in my Experience) * Jeremy Osborne 1/28/2008 */ -cpp_extern const char *tbamud_version = "tbaMUD, version 3.56"; +cpp_extern const char *tbamud_version = "tbaMUD, version 3.57"; /* strings corresponding to ordinals/bitvectors in structs.h */ /* (Note: strings for class definitions in class.c instead of here) */ diff --git a/src/structs.h b/src/structs.h index 33efd67..de12f89 100644 --- a/src/structs.h +++ b/src/structs.h @@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ * on an older version. You are supposed to compare this with the macro * TBAMUD_VERSION() in utils.h. * It is read as Major/Minor/Patchlevel - MMmmPP */ -#define _TBAMUD 0x030560 +#define _TBAMUD 0x030570 /** If you want equipment to be automatically equipped to the same place * it was when players rented, set the define below to 1 because