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+“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.” 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+Far over the misty mountains cold 
+To dungeons deep and caverns old 
+We must away ere break of day 
+To seek the pale enchanted gold.
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+The dwarves of yore made mighty spells, 
+While hammers fell like ringing bells 
+In places deep, where dark things sleep, 
+In hollow halls beneath the fells.
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+For ancient king and elvish lord 
+There many a gleaming golden hoard 
+They shaped and wrought, and light they caught 
+To hide in gems on hilt of sword.
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+On silver necklaces they strung 
+The flowering stars, on crowns they hung 
+The dragon-fire, in twisted wire 
+They meshed the light of moon and sun.
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+Far over the misty mountains cold 
+To dungeons deep and caverns old 
+We must away, ere break of day, 
+To claim our long-forgotten gold.
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+Goblets they carved there for themselves 
+And harps of gold; where no man delves 
+There lay they long, and many a song 
+Was sung unheard by men or elves.
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+The pines were roaring on the height, 
+The wind was moaning in the night. 
+The fire was red, it flaming spread; 
+The trees like torches blazed with light.
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+The bells were ringing in the dale 
+And men looked up with faces pale; 
+The dragon’s ire more fierce than fire 
+Laid low their towers and houses frail.
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+The mountain smoked beneath the moon; 
+The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom. 
+They fled their hall to dying fall 
+Beneath his feet, beneath the moon.
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+Far over the misty mountains grim 
+To dungeons deep and caverns dim 
+We must away, ere break of day, 
+To win our harps and gold from him! 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+“May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.” 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+“May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.” 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+‘I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it’s very difficult to find anyone.’
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+‘I should think so — in these parts! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!’ 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+Go back?” he thought. “No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!” So up he got, and trotted along with his little sword held in front of him and one hand feeling the wall, and his heart all of a patter and a pitter. 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,” said the dragon. 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+May the hair on your toes never fall out! 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
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+A safe fairyland is untrue to all worlds. 
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+	― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again 

ttrpg-jokes

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+Q: Why do paladins prefer chain mail? %A: Because it’s holey armor.
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+Q: Why don’t dragons eat paladins?
+A: Because they taste lawful.
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+Q: Why can’t a fallen paladin walk straight?
+A: He’s out of alignment.
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+Q: How many paladins does it take to change lamp oil?
+A: Only one, but they all want to.
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+Q: You know why people love healers?
+A: They’re the life of the party.
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+Q: How many clerics does it take to change lamp oil?
+A: Just one; to cast cure light-.
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+Q: Did you here about the priests of the Dairy God?
+A: Apparently, they have the power to churn undead.
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+Q: Why can’t the undead write music?
+A: They can only de-compose.
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+Q: What’s the difference between religions and porcupines?
+A: Porcupines have their pricks on the outside.
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+Jesus saves. Everyone else takes full damage.
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+Q: What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?
+A: A Sneak Peak.
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+Q: What do you call an entire party of rogues?
+A: Surprise Party.
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+A sneak attack is a Jab Well Done
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+Q: Why do rogues prefer leather armor?
+A: Because it’s made of Hide.
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+Q:Why do dwarvish bards sound better by the candlelight?
+A:Because you can shove wax in your ears.
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+Q: How many wizards does it take to change lamp oil?
+A: Depends on what you want it changed into.
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+Hear about the vegetarian oracle who refused to wear shoes, so her feet were hard and tough? She went through long periods of fasting, and as a result suffered from bad breath, and was very thin and lean. So,>%
+Why did nobody trust the low dexterity wizard? Because he cantrip at any moment.
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+Two half-orcs walk into a bar. The halfling walks under it.
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+Q: What do you call a halfling fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
+A: A small medium at large
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+When the barkeep asked why we carried weapons in the bar, I replied “Mimics”. Then I laughed, he laughed, the table laughed.
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+A Skeleton walked into a tavern and said, “I’ll have a tankard of your finest ale, and a mop.”
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+I could never be a druid, I just don’t trust the trees. They’re too shady.
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+Q: What’s the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?
+A: Class.
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+Q: What happens when a dark elf casts sleep on you?
+A: You get drow-sy.
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+Q: How do you know if your magic sword is blunt?
+A: When it starts critiquing your form during combat.
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+Q: What’s a great D&D joke?
+A: THAC0!
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+A Warlock, a Crusader, and a Marshall walk into a bar. The bartender shouts at them, “Get out of here! Core only!”
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