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+Q: Why do paladins prefer chain mail? %A: Because it’s holey armor.
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+Q: Why don’t dragons eat paladins?
+A: Because they taste lawful.
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+Q: Why can’t a fallen paladin walk straight?
+A: He’s out of alignment.
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+Q: How many paladins does it take to change lamp oil?
+A: Only one, but they all want to.
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+Q: You know why people love healers?
+A: They’re the life of the party.
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+Q: How many clerics does it take to change lamp oil?
+A: Just one; to cast cure light-.
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+Q: Did you here about the priests of the Dairy God?
+A: Apparently, they have the power to churn undead.
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+Q: Why can’t the undead write music?
+A: They can only de-compose.
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+Q: What’s the difference between religions and porcupines?
+A: Porcupines have their pricks on the outside.
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+Jesus saves. Everyone else takes full damage.
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+Q: What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?
+A: A Sneak Peak.
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+Q: What do you call an entire party of rogues?
+A: Surprise Party.
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+A sneak attack is a Jab Well Done
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+Q: Why do rogues prefer leather armor?
+A: Because it’s made of Hide.
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+Q:Why do dwarvish bards sound better by the candlelight?
+A:Because you can shove wax in your ears.
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+Q: How many wizards does it take to change lamp oil?
+A: Depends on what you want it changed into.
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+Hear about the vegetarian oracle who refused to wear shoes, so her feet were hard and tough? She went through long periods of fasting, and as a result suffered from bad breath, and was very thin and lean. So,>%
+Why did nobody trust the low dexterity wizard? Because he cantrip at any moment.
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+Two half-orcs walk into a bar. The halfling walks under it.
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+Q: What do you call a halfling fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
+A: A small medium at large
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+When the barkeep asked why we carried weapons in the bar, I replied “Mimics”. Then I laughed, he laughed, the table laughed.
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+A Skeleton walked into a tavern and said, “I’ll have a tankard of your finest ale, and a mop.”
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+I could never be a druid, I just don’t trust the trees. They’re too shady.
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+Q: What’s the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?
+A: Class.
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+Q: What happens when a dark elf casts sleep on you?
+A: You get drow-sy.
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+Q: How do you know if your magic sword is blunt?
+A: When it starts critiquing your form during combat.
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+Q: What’s a great D&D joke?
+A: THAC0!
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+A Warlock, a Crusader, and a Marshall walk into a bar. The bartender shouts at them, “Get out of here! Core only!”
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